Obi Wan showing a lightsaber to Luke: An elegant weapon for a more civilized age. The civilized age:

@E.h.a.n

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@ternence8818

Жыл бұрын

While holding the famous kid slayer 3000

@jaspalsarkaria7281

Жыл бұрын

@@ternence8818 *youngling slayer

@dankcraft7386

Жыл бұрын

*Proceed to pull out the flamethrowers* 😂🔥

@quillsoul

Жыл бұрын

wheezing

“It’s only a war crime if you lose. Otherwise, it’s called strategy.” -Anakin probably

@wieldylattice3015

11 ай бұрын

*Also the United States*

@yadig.

11 ай бұрын

@@wieldylattice3015 YUP

@kiliandrilltzsch8272

11 ай бұрын

And the us

@RayHardman7567

11 ай бұрын

"it's only a war crime the first time" - fat electrician.

@SergeantArchDornan999

11 ай бұрын

@@wieldylattice3015 *Don’t forget pretty much every Country aswell*

Rex: Sir, I’m pretty sure this is a war crime. Anakin: It’s called *strategy,* Rex.

@Yourlocal501trooper.

3 ай бұрын

I heard that alot

@aidanedwards8931

2 ай бұрын

Anakin committing warcrimes: another one off the bucket list

@AzguardMike

2 ай бұрын

Its fine Rex, we're American

@wamsers

Ай бұрын

"I dont have such weaknesses"

@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs

Ай бұрын

Well most warcrimes are against living organism. So its ok if they are droids,robots, Androids, Cyborgs, Artificial inteligences

For anyone wondering the battle droids check off pretty much every box for qualifying as sentient, they are shown to have opinions, to be able to learn, to have emotions like fear,sadness, and joy. They have a sense of selve preservation, they are shown to value things such as promotions and working conditions, and it’s literally explained that the droids were upgraded to be free thinkers some time after the war initially began.

@kajetankesicki8011

3 ай бұрын

We consider them mindless droids while cheering up seeing C3PO or R2D2.

@histguy101

2 ай бұрын

Clone wars made them sentient for comic relief. They weren't like that in the movies. Clone Wars also created the war crimes

@kajetankesicki8011

2 ай бұрын

@@histguy101 And during the whole Star Wars movies there was no single war shown x] In AotC it started, in RotS it finished, then it was just guerrilla :D

@SmileyXY

2 ай бұрын

They are still droids, so most likely considered military equipment by both sides of that war.

@MsAmber82

2 ай бұрын

Droids were not upgraded, they just lose the programation

I love how Anakin is in most of them

@TheRogueOneYT

2 жыл бұрын

"its the jedi way"

@marcosvazquez5912

2 жыл бұрын

“I am the republic”

@sirgooch8725

2 жыл бұрын

And his lover gets a whole section as well. Match made in HELL

@chipboy2113

2 жыл бұрын

Also rex

@robbieaulia6462

2 жыл бұрын

Hi kids, today we'll be watching commiting war crimes with Anakin.

"It's not inhumane if they're not human" -Anakin Crimewalker

@the_italian_weeb4732

Жыл бұрын

That's what the Nazis said, hahahaha

@nadiahapsari3359

Жыл бұрын

@@the_italian_weeb4732 future space Nazi,remember?

@juanmanuelcardona19

Жыл бұрын

I mean… there is no law that says aliens can’t be killed… there is no crime against alien laws, soooo yeah Robots/droids are not a problem, they are robots, they are not alive in the first place

@waterlily9418

Жыл бұрын

"Even if they have a heart" Obi Wan Crinobi

@Mat7920H

Жыл бұрын

Also Ahcroka Rimeo

"It's not a war crime, if you have fun!" - General Grievous

@Courier_alex

2 ай бұрын

general floppa

@H3llexe

Ай бұрын

*Anakin Skywalker

@Drewski-hw1yi

15 күн бұрын

Says as he's committing planet wide genocide on dathomir.

@24killsequalMOAB

3 күн бұрын

It's not a war crime if it's a droid!

I still love the fact that Anakin uses surrendering to the seperatists to catch them offguard and win the battle. And Obi-Wan's expression in season 7 when he does that is just priceless. He's just like "not this shit again, really" lol

@matiasvazquez6844

26 күн бұрын

But Obi Wan was the first to use false surrender, he's just learning from his master

@michakasprzak6869

8 күн бұрын

I love that tactical battle droid - who has the data of the previous battles - knows damn well it's a trap

There's no Geneva Convention if there was never a Geneva in the first place.

@TheRogueOneYT

2 жыл бұрын

its big brain time

@ericgabrielbautistajaimes9187

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe a geonosis convention

@brandonhieu1

2 жыл бұрын

This comment section has no chill.

@MyenaVT

2 жыл бұрын

@@ericgabrielbautistajaimes9187 There’s a Yavin Convention

@Lord_Foxy13

2 жыл бұрын

@@MyenaVT Yavin Code,

I love the implication that Anakin has committed false surrender enough times for the tactical droid to know that he's lying just by looking at him.

@56bturn

Жыл бұрын

"I don't need to have the most robust tactical programming in the Galaxy, it's fucking Anakin Skywalker your dumb fucks!"

@MELTEDBUHTTER

Жыл бұрын

I think he knew because its smart enough to know a Jedi wouldn’t surrender out of no where

@kazmark4611

Жыл бұрын

@@MELTEDBUHTTER And also because Anakin Skywalker is a walking talking example of why everyone should respect the law against false surrender, it only leads to everyone never accepting surrender.

@PussNBootos

Жыл бұрын

Realistically every attempt to surrender or bring aid would be met with gun fire so they are responsible for millions of deaths

@dreamingdarkrai9010

Жыл бұрын

Lol true

"But I just got promoted😢" That poor battle droid..

Love that Anakin is in most of them, and his wife commits the most heinous of crimes, truly they are destined to be together

"It's not a war crime if you're the good guy" - Sun Tzu, Art of War

@sahilhossian2449

2 жыл бұрын

"it's not a crime against humanity if you are the hero's journey because you ate it" -sun chinag Tzu the art of #grindset

@teamofone1219

2 жыл бұрын

"It's not a war crime if you win"

@jakewebber4567

2 жыл бұрын

-USSR and US armed forces, 1946, Geneva, Switzerland

@spiderworld384

2 жыл бұрын

“To win a war you must commit warcrimes, or something like that.” - Son Su, Skill of Battle

@basic_avarage_person

2 жыл бұрын

@@teamofone1219 history made by the winner

It’s almost as if it’s slowly being reorganized into an evil empire or something.

@kingcov37

2 жыл бұрын

what da chancellor doin

@axolotl593

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmm... I wonder...

@Ropetrick6

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, the Republic has been committing war crimes since day one.

@olafgurke4699

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ropetrick6 For real. Anyone remembering the Sith genocide?

@ProfTricky3168

2 жыл бұрын

Man, if that actually happen, it would be insane

I’d let the flamethrowers slide on the fact that the Geonosians used bioweapons (i.e. the brainworms). And if I were in Ki-Adi Mundi’s shoes, I would have done the same thing. heck, I would’ve grabbed a flamethrower myself because seeing a bug of that size would instantly grant it a 7 second long free trial of hell

@gordonf5553

4 ай бұрын

War crimes don't justify war crimes

@koopatroopa7968

4 ай бұрын

@@gordonf5553 how would you like it if you saw a swarm of 5 foot tall murder hornets, who are holding guns that _liquefy_ you, flying straight at you, and kidnapping your men like something out of a horror movie?

@freddierhodes8201

2 ай бұрын

Also, flamethrowers aren't a war crime.

@skirata3144

Ай бұрын

Also they’re combatants and not civilians therefore using incendiary weapons isn’t a war crime in the first place.

"that one was clean, it cancels out the other warcrimes" Gotta fucken love zanny bro

The clones grow naturally so you can add “Indoctrination of Child Soldiers” up there

@DoctorWhoKage

2 жыл бұрын

The Jedi do that as well but apparently, it's wrong when a Sith Lord starts doing it. 🙄 Also, can we acknowledge the fact that in the Star Wars: Rebels episode where some Inquisitors tried to kidnap some force-sensitive children so that they could be used as dark side agents and in the end of the episode, Ahsoka tells Kanan that a Sith Lord tried the same thing during the Clone Wars even though that was never confirmed by the Jedi, themselves in said situation? We know that it was Darth Sidious behind Cad Bane's abduction of force-sensitive children because we have an outsider's view of things happening in the series, but the Jedi and the Republic don't.

@williamkillian735

2 жыл бұрын

Oh don’t forget those clones are forced to fight and if they refuse to fight they are “decommissioned” aka murdered. So slavery as well.

@deeznutz6312

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamkillian735 once the Jedi and the republic took control of kamino the murder of non compliant clones was stopped instead they were just put on janitorial work in the kaminoan facilities

@williamkillian735

2 жыл бұрын

@@deeznutz6312 Thank you for that bit of information. However I have also read that clones that weren’t up to snuff were “decommission” as well. Did that stop too or did the Jedi ever find out about that?

@tyresejeffers7857

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamkillian735 yes. I think the bad batch was actually named after a defective clone

“Well, I don’t think battle droids count as lifeforms, so it’s not really that bad…” *starts burning Genosians alive and executing them as they retreat* “…oh dear”

@artifice4723

2 жыл бұрын

My thought process summed up

@masterhacker7065

2 жыл бұрын

Using flamethrowers against military targets isnt a warcrime. Killing fleeing enemies who havent surrendered or who arent injured is also not a war crime. Idk why ventress is classified as a war crime when they arent present on a battlefield, somehow telling removing citizens from a battlefield to a shelter is deporting them which is also not a warcrime, the training of insurgents is once again not a war crime. Before 2 minutes into the video half of the "war crimes arent even war crimes so idk what the poster of this video is even talking about.

@nighteye4042

2 жыл бұрын

@@masterhacker7065 Those are both literally warcrimes lmao

@wfb.subtraktor311

2 жыл бұрын

If the droids have sentience, I would argue that it is a war crime.

@thespecter6416

2 жыл бұрын

Genosians deserve it though

Anakin: "That's outrageous, it's unfair! How can you be on the council and NOT be a master??" Windu: "Oh, I don't know.. how about consider thinking about how you committed 95% of the war crimes during the war?"

3:05 I love how the earlier war crime in question was “actual terrorism”

"Written by the victors, history is" - Yoda, after being questioned about his war crimes

@aleksandarvil5718

2 жыл бұрын

No Arguement There !!!

@oggo329

Жыл бұрын

Who is victor?

@ivon1671

Жыл бұрын

​@@oggo329 the ones who won the war

@hollytree3379

Жыл бұрын

LOL yoda is the biggest hypocrite

@Inkbink04

Жыл бұрын

"written by the history, victory is"

Anakin is the master of committing war crimes

@TheRogueOneYT

2 жыл бұрын

he learned that from Obi Wan- Master of Trolling

@SJ-yf9xy

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRogueOneYT Yoda invented trolling Obi wan and Anakin took it to the next level tbh

@gisele_rdgz

2 жыл бұрын

I would like but it already has 66

@antonioarredondo9680

2 жыл бұрын

he's just on the War Crime council, but he was not granted the rank of master

@SJ-yf9xy

2 жыл бұрын

@@gisele_rdgz you're strong and wise and I'm very proud of you

Obi-Wan extrajudicially executioning the Geonosian Queen and destroying the larvae chamber is probably also genocide.

@PikachuLittle

3 ай бұрын

Oh it most certainly is. Hell he’s basically burning down a preschool

I love how Anakin’s a complete war criminal, yet he was my child’s favorite toy growing up.

I love that Anakin is involved with 90% of them

@Brelidav

Жыл бұрын

Anakin actively participates in 8 of these war crimes including the one the uploader counted back for some reason...idk. Since there are 23 war crimes listed here in total, at 8 Anakin commits about 34.78% of the war crimes shown in this video. And while they're not TECHNICALLY Anakin's war crimes, I thought it'd be fun to add HALF of each of Ahsoka's crimes to Anakin's tally since...he was kinda responsible for her throughout the war. This brings Anakin to 10.5 war crimes or 45.65% of the trouble maker. It doesn't sound like a lot, certainly not as much as 90% (which, in order to get, Anakin would have to have committed 20.7 war crimes.) But when you account for the fact that, according to this video the scores for the ENTIRE war are as follows: Yoda - 1 Ki Adi Mundi - 1 Anakin - 8 Ahsoka - 5 Obi-Wan - 2 Bo Katan - 1 Clones - 2 Pong Krell - 1 Rex - 1 Padme - 2 Palpatine - 1 Anakin DEFINITELY has the most. Obi-Wan and Padme are only about 8% of the problem. The clones probably SHOULD rank higher, but I based them on whether or not they were in charge of the situation when the war crime was committed. Anyway, all of this because your 90% made me wonder what Anakin's ACTUAL percentage of ownership of these crimes were and...apparently it's 34.78% if you don't lump his in with Ahsoka.

@eggproductions8340

Жыл бұрын

@@Brelidavbro what the fuck LOL

@nicholasfarrell5981

Жыл бұрын

@@Brelidav I'm shocked that Ki Adi Mundi didn't have more, what with him being a monster and all.

@Brelidav

Жыл бұрын

@@nicholasfarrell5981 Keep in mind, my stats are solely based on this video. If they have more in other episodes that were not shown, then those numbers will skew. However, at a whopping total of 8, and probably more if some crimes are missing from this video, Anakin will probably have the most either way.

@alternusaccountus2475

Жыл бұрын

I worked very hard to earn 1st place in war crimes

the fact that “torture” shows up multiple times and every single one of them is spearheaded by anakin

@jess8189

2 жыл бұрын

Makes ya wonder where Ahsoka learned it from lol

@manolgeorgiev9664

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile Obi Wan trolling his way to victory

@nate9030

2 жыл бұрын

i agree that him choking ppl is wrong and it technically IS a warcrime. Except most of the people he tortures are war criminals....so.....thats like saying killing a killer is wrong.

@jamesmeiklejohn-williams7641

2 жыл бұрын

@@nate9030 I mean, killing a killer IS still wrong. We have the courts for that. Or police if they decide to go down swinging.

@AdmiralHalimesh

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Clone: Finally no droids just organic like us Ki-Adi-Mundi: Bring In The flamethrowers!

5:00 omg this had me in tears Yoda's speech fits in BRILLIANTLY

If I had a nickel for every time Anakin faked surrendering to the Separatists, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice.

@Blimbus-Blombo

2 жыл бұрын

Your reference....it is....most satisfying

@SuperboyLilly

2 жыл бұрын

3 if you count Obi-wan's fake surrender.

@armybear2

2 жыл бұрын

Those are only the ones you see on camera. Imagine how many times he probably does it off camera.

@Br08281997

2 жыл бұрын

Hey then you can call yourself kid nickels on the fact that you have 2 nickels 😂😋🙏

@wargrizzero5158

2 жыл бұрын

When I read it I thought that sounded low, then I remembered that it’s more Obi-Wan’s tactic.

Anakin commits the most war crimes, and yet everyone's reaction to seeing him turn to the dark side is like, "Wow, I didn't expect that at all."

@anthonyrodriguez8788

Жыл бұрын

willful ignorance is a powerful tool, and depressingly common among large scale religious organizations like the Jedi.

@leafyisqueer7155

Жыл бұрын

Palpatine had him heralded as a hero BECAUSE he committed war crimes

@VictorianVice

Жыл бұрын

That’s because everyone else was also committing war crimes, just not as many

@asiangaming8409

Жыл бұрын

It’s because the Geneva Convention doesn’t exist in the Star Wars universe son no crimes are committed

@Westbrook__

Жыл бұрын

Mfs are acting like the star wars universe abides by real world war crime rules or some shit…

THE definition of "star wars is for kids" Meanwhile star wars: *casually committing warcrimes*

4:34 -We are keepers of the peace not soldiers. -But you cut off Jango fett's head off... -Peacefully...

10. “Training terrorists” 11. “Actual terrorism” had me on the floor

@YodasTinyLightsaber

10 ай бұрын

Were they "terrorists" or "freedom fighters"? It's all a point of view.

@shiverfan4867

10 ай бұрын

Apparently, it's terrorism because even though they are targeting droids

@jamiealisson8298

9 ай бұрын

Just like the US

@theperson8487

9 ай бұрын

@@YodasTinyLightsaberTerrorists as they weren’t only fighting the occupational forces, and also targeted civilian infrastructure. Not sure that’s completely correct, I don’t remember those episodes entirely.

@Alloy682

9 ай бұрын

​@@jamiealisson8298not rly

"It was just a happy accident...." "Anakin, you murdered 20 children."

@ondrejlukac5769

Жыл бұрын

"21, actually."

@SandsOfArrakis

Жыл бұрын

"Bob Ross has trained you well."

@jbong7114

Жыл бұрын

not just the children, but the men, and the women

@Scp_enjoyer173

Жыл бұрын

Me, who just blew up an orphanage: "Pathetic"

@alternusaccountus2475

Жыл бұрын

Like I said, just a happy accident.

0:34 I love the echo, like it’s *eminating* from the clones themselves

The fact that most of them are either Anakin, or someone close to him.

@PadmeAmidala6182

22 күн бұрын

Ahsoka, me💀, and possibly Obi-Wan

“It’s not a war crime if it’s the separatists.” -Anakin Skywalker

@mequana

2 жыл бұрын

*proceeds to slaughter member of the Republic

@Vandicoup

2 жыл бұрын

Star Wars is literally a fictional space fantasy universe filled with completely sentient droids and space wizards. An entirely different universe is going to have some different laws, rules, regulations and moralities. Some of our laws will align while many others won't. We have to remember that instead of shoving our real world politics and laws into these fictional events all the dang time. Not everything is exactly the same over there. What's considered a "war crime" to us, may not be in the Star Wars universe.

@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vandicoup yeah but it should be comom sence to ad don't burn people alive to any rulebook because if you don't that's how you get weapons of mass destruction that's gona make millions suffer a long and painful death

@AlexanderRM1000

2 жыл бұрын

That's basically a central theme of the Prequels.

@lcolells315

2 жыл бұрын

Or sand people

I like the way Anakin just says " I don't have such weakness " acting like we didn't just see us like 1000 war crimes

5:50 there's something so comical about how crosshair just throws that droid

“I mean, if you’re not committing war crimes, are you even really trying to win?” -Probably Anakin

@jaykay6074

Жыл бұрын

Omfg

@Carpatouille

Жыл бұрын

American agencies and governments behind closed doors in a nutshell

@bruhgod123

Жыл бұрын

anakin prob is a psycho tbh

@righteousdescent2271

Жыл бұрын

but this is completely logical and true. no "good" side has ever won to establish good by being a goody two shoes in the face of evil

@Carpatouille

Жыл бұрын

@@righteousdescent2271 That's because there is no good side.

5:29 Ahsoka treating that lightsaber like a killer broom...

The use of fortunate son is perfect! Such perfect timing, I loved every moment of it! 😂😂😂

Ashoka: "Look, whats is that ?" Flamethower Clone: "That's freedom 'n democracy baby"

@terrorhuhn9192

2 жыл бұрын

FOR PEACE AND GLORY, NOW GRAB YOUR GUNS!

@matthacker3481

2 жыл бұрын

Your misuse of grammar and your butchering of AHSOKA’s name should be a crime

@terrorhuhn9192

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthacker3481 flipped letters omg

@craytherlaygaming2852

2 жыл бұрын

Kiada Mundi: That clone is defective FC: YEEE HAW!~

@mr.crepse2187

2 жыл бұрын

Now I need BDG to do another Unraveled now. Warcrimes in Star Wars or something among the lines

"Flamethrowers: Inhumane" Good thing it's only Geonosians

@vitoremanuel4374

2 жыл бұрын

Well, geonosians aren't humans

@rakusin

2 жыл бұрын

Hey never burned a fly with a lighter and insecticide?

@campbell9825

2 жыл бұрын

Good thing those bugs can't aim

@feco91

2 жыл бұрын

Ki-Adi Mundi isn't human either. How would he know what "humane" means?

@ivanrenic4243

2 жыл бұрын

@@vitoremanuel4374 I mean Geonosians are spawns of hell anyways, they commited probably the worst crimes, so who cares🤣 Let's give them some democracy!

“They’re only war crimes if you lose the war.” -Anakin Skywalker (probably)

I hate how the movies downplay Padmes role. She was a HUGE part of the clone wars and very influential. They essentially made her a love sick girl in the movies. She was a badass in the show.

@Sergio-nb4hj

Ай бұрын

Phantom Menace she wasn't love sick

To be fair fortunate son is the ultimate soundtrack for committing war crimes

@TheRogueOneYT

2 жыл бұрын

Vietnam can tell you

@balrog262

2 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't it be the Soviet Anthem?

@maximilianolavenacollaud8342

2 жыл бұрын

@@balrog262 so you have chosen *THE GULAG*

@raylambert3425

2 жыл бұрын

@@balrog262 how can it be a crime if it serves the mother land

@dean_l33

2 жыл бұрын

@@raylambert3425 It can still be warcrimes and served the country

Padme legit sabotaged a city’s power infrastructure for espionage when she was invited on a diplomatic mission.

@KingInBlack69

8 ай бұрын

Based

@BalloutNewDregas

8 ай бұрын

@@KingInBlack69indubitably

@glipglop0285

8 ай бұрын

Ah, yes... a diplomatic mission. Like mother like daughter.

@kaizoisevil

7 ай бұрын

At first I wondered how she fell for Anakin given that she knew his nature. Now it makes sense, bad girls like bad boys.

@victoriaanne6332

6 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@kaizoisevilwhen Anakin wants to go to tattooine to check on his mother but can’t because it violates his orders to protect the senator so Padme goes to tattooine so Anakin will have to follow her is like the epitome of these two being reckless idiots who don’t follow regulation.

6:00 OMG I remember the first time I saw that, I was WEEPING for those droids yo 😭🤧😭😭

I laughed at 3:34 because of Cody's head popping up like he is a child wanting to see what is happening

The peaceful and Noble Jedi order: "Hippity hoppity, droids have no rights because they're legally property."

@neatoburrito5839

2 жыл бұрын

Hey at least they're fair. *their* troops don't get any rights either

@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741

2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ! “Blessed are those who keep his statutes and seek him with all their heart-” ‭‭Psalms‬ ‭119:2‬ ‭NIV‬‬ I

@WaifuSeeker

2 жыл бұрын

@@neatoburrito5839 true, u have a point

@RianeBane

2 жыл бұрын

Well they're literally not alive, so that's not hypocritical at all. It's their cooperation with using the clones that's hypocritical.

@josephlongbone4255

2 жыл бұрын

@@RianeBane yeah, that's an ethical question in and of itself, because there's several times where the droids show emotions like fear, and although moments like this are usually played for laughs, it's still concerning, especially when you consider the more intelligent droids like the: tactical droids, R2 D2 and C3P0.

The Geneva convention feels like a to do list for this show.

@captainrexlego2936

2 жыл бұрын

It's just a suggestions

@thecreator625

2 жыл бұрын

It's a to-do list for any self-respecting military.

@nadiahapsari3359

2 жыл бұрын

It's the Yavin code for them. But anyways Anakin doesn't care.

@DinsRune

2 жыл бұрын

Geneva doesn't exist in Star Wars

@Jampolo_OG

2 жыл бұрын

It's more of a guideline than actual rules

Omg Anakin’s fake surrender and then the big time rush theme song playing had me laughing

alternative title: How America fights wars.

Nice to see how Obi-Wan passed down the Art of the war crime to Anakin, who in-turn passed it down to Ahsoka. It's a dynasty now.

@marklalonde7996

2 жыл бұрын

Like England to USA and USA to Taliban

@IsaiahRichards692

2 жыл бұрын

She passed it to Kanan and Ezra, and they passed it to Sabine!

@ragnarcadogan4196

2 жыл бұрын

Who committed the first and then passed it down to Obi-Wan though

@diegobordones2106

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Rey knew about all this

@Aithalothes

2 жыл бұрын

Obi-Wan is making Qui-Gon proud. He would have been the biggest war criminal of all if Maul hadn't killed him. That or his crippling gambling addiction.

"Anakin Skywalker! You're under arrest for war crimes!" Anakin: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

@justinfox953

Жыл бұрын

Best comment I’ve seen yet

@gamingwithmatt9561

Жыл бұрын

Remember: its not a war crime if you win!

@xdsmile5359

Жыл бұрын

It's not a war crime when people can't tell which one

@mr.p215

Жыл бұрын

Anakin: "Alright, I surrender!"

@miloradowicz

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.p215 lol

Ashoka : whats that Anakin : snips that’s what is called an average American person Clones : fire in the hole

“BRING IN THE FLAME THROWERS!” *guitar playing in the background*

"It's not a warcrime if the enemy's a droid" - Mace Windu probably

@terrorhuhn9192

2 жыл бұрын

Or if someone is to dangerous xD

@Atlantic_dummie

2 жыл бұрын

*burns some bug species*

@szczerbaty4469

2 жыл бұрын

@@Atlantic_dummie they are not humans either

@louisfrey1197

2 жыл бұрын

@@szczerbaty4469 neither is Yoda, or any of the characters really

@Kaiii85

2 жыл бұрын

@@szczerbaty4469 and Ashoka ain't human

"Separatist are so evil, they don't show any mercy when the enemy surrenders!" Also the Republic, giving them several reasons on why.

@kevinmencer3782

2 жыл бұрын

Well, it's a chicken or the egg problem. Did the Republic cause this with fake surrender? Or were the Separatists so brutal that Republic policy was dictated by their brutality towards surrendering clones?

@MumboJ

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinmencer3782 Honestly for this tactic to be so effective the Separatists must actually be accepting surrenders on a reliable basis. If the Septs were as brutal as the Republic claims then they would just kill the surrendering party instead of falling for their deception.

@DanDan-eh7ul

2 жыл бұрын

And therein lies the problem with such tactics. If a party fake surrenders in order to get in a cheap shot, then the opposition has good reason to show no mercy when people surrender for real.

@sosig6445

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinmencer3782 You do not fake surrender on an enemy that doesn't accept surrender. The whole dirty tactic depends on exploiting the good will of your enemy.

@sosig6445

2 жыл бұрын

@Starkiller SithLord The separatists are much less centralised than the republic, Separatist leaders have less controll over grievous's shenanigans than the jedi and republic have over anakin's tomfoolery

Just love how fortunate son is echoing out of the cave 🤣

#14 definitely gave me Darth Vader vibe ngl 💀💀💀. It even had an Imperial March theme playing on the background. Little bit sinister if you ask me.

“There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no death, there is the Force. There is no Geneva Convention, there is the Geneva Bucket List.” -the full Jedi Code

@kingofbigheads

9 ай бұрын

Geneva Suggestion

@OneTrueNobody

9 ай бұрын

I mean, there literally is no Geneva Convention. Geneva doesn't exist in Star Wars. :V

@jetheotaku

8 ай бұрын

@@OneTrueNobodywell there apparently the yavin code which serves a in universe version

@OneTrueNobody

8 ай бұрын

@@jetheotaku The only things we ever learn about it is that it dictates prisoners must be blindfolded prior to execution, and that it's apparently so old no one remembers it.

@case7

8 ай бұрын

[With a Disney pirate's accent] Well, they're more like guidelines, anyway...

I still remember that episode where Anakin and Ahsoka are counting the number of droids they dismantle. Ki-Adi-Mundi played the game too and had beaten both their bodycounts. It's all heartwarming until you realize he wasn't fighting droids, he was leading the flamethrower squad and was burning Geonosians alive. *_SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG_*

@harrambou9468

2 жыл бұрын

I love how people only think of THAT song

@OLDSACKS

2 жыл бұрын

@@harrambou9468 It's just for the meme. Quoting any other song wouldn't have the same trope-ish feeling.

@mitchellgiles6869

2 жыл бұрын

The first time that song played in this video I belly laughed

@mkbestaksprayeu8782

2 жыл бұрын

geonosians were some evil fuckers i think it was appropriate

@AdInfitum

2 жыл бұрын

OOOH THEYRE RED WHITE AND BLUE

“You know, there’s lots of things you expect in war, carnage, the sleepless nights, but what they don’t prepare you for is the incessant use of fortunate son" (Anakin Skywalker)

Something i just thought: If they can disable the droids,then couldn't they technically also reprogram them to fight on their side?I think they already did something similar in the citadel arc

@NeoCreo1

7 ай бұрын

They could, but it’s way too much effort for so little gain when they already have a strong army themselves

@kell1reilly2

3 ай бұрын

I'd offer 2 explanations: In their galaxy, the political optics probably wouldn't look great. Your citizens are looking to you to destroy robotic world enslavers and if they then find out the government won the war but repurposed them to be "friendly" and assigned to military/law enforcement duties? Nah, the more likely want of a war-ridden galaxy is to BEAT your enemy, not have them walking amongst you. In THIS galaxy, Lucas and the other writers/producers would need to create additional story arcs retroactively redefining the original trilogy's total lack of battle droids. At the end of the day, 100% of Star Wars lore boils down to the output of professional screenwriters, storyboard artists, scriptwriters, archivists, and producers. "Re-programming the droids" just wasn't the decided-upon path 25+ years ago by them :)

@RFDN0

2 ай бұрын

It honestly depends on resource allotment. If it is something that can scale to an entire army in a reasonable timeframe (around the same amount of time or less than it would take to scrap them all) and it wasn't a massive cost sink then yes that would have been the best action. There are two other issues with this. 1. Would the updated versions being released still have the same vulnerability? 2. Could the separatists use the same backdoor to regain control of the droids?

The Clone War was a manufactured conflict perpetrated by Palpatine to corrupt not only Anakin but the whole Jedi Order and the Galactic Republic. So this video is completely valid.

@mariuszsobolewski9839

2 жыл бұрын

Well, basically - to show the jedi how far they can fall and what kind of hypocrisy they commit.

@granalmirantethrawn2972

2 жыл бұрын

@@mariuszsobolewski9839 yeah, all to protect the galaxy.

@dean_l33

2 жыл бұрын

@@granalmirantethrawn2972 Which ultimately they did. Only a few decades after shit already hit the bed and stablize

@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169

2 жыл бұрын

Palps is responsible for all of them

@vullord666

2 жыл бұрын

Well, no. The goal wasn't really to "corrupt" the Jedi, but to make them compromise their beliefs (okay, yeah corruption, but this is more specific) and remove them from the people, so it'd be easy to say "The Jedi are evil" and everyone would believe it. Also, wouldn't say the republic was corrupted. It's just that war does a great job of creating an Us Vs Them mob mentality that's really dangerous and easy to convince to do anything. You'll notice in U.S. history (if you are or aren't from there) that during wars is when we were the most united. Also when we were the most xenophobic and racist and printing slurs on the front page. As for Anakin, I always thought that was just a nice bonus for Palps. It seemed like he already had his plan in place and later learned Anakin was extremely powerful in the force and having trouble being a Jedi, so he took the chance.

The Zanny line, “This war crime cancels out the other war crime” is the perfect description of this video

@melissaaudrey2579

2 жыл бұрын

I love it

@olafgurke4699

2 жыл бұрын

Aye, the Zanclan.

@crimeon1782

2 жыл бұрын

The pacific war in a nutshell

@mr.hightemplar2570

2 жыл бұрын

@@crimeon1782 bro wtf

@p-chan1.098

2 жыл бұрын

Never before did I expect a Zanny quote in here. Also hello fellow Zan Clan members.

3:35 Obi-wan has the look of ”not again” and Cody has the look of “what is he doing?”

Oh my word, YES!!! The world needed this. The edits make it 100x funnier! 🤣🤣🤣

I like how we’ve got people committing mass murder, and then Padme’s casually committing fraud.

@BrotherHood-xh9sg

2 жыл бұрын

And terrorism under the disquise of diplomatic immunity.

@master.gamer2022

2 жыл бұрын

anakin is her accomplice, and then youve got obi wan whos doing death sticks on the side to cope with all of anakins bullshit

@KamenRiderRaiden

2 жыл бұрын

@@master.gamer2022 While faking surrender and pulling his own horseshit

@Vandicoup

2 жыл бұрын

Star Wars is literally a fictional space fantasy universe filled with completely sentient droids and space wizards. An entirely different universe is going to have some different laws, rules, regulations and moralities. Some of our laws will align while many others won't. We have to remember that instead of shoving our real world politics and laws into these fictional events all the dang time. Not everything is exactly the same over there. What's considered a "war crime" to us, may not be in the Star Wars universe.

@Vandicoup

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, a good half of these are just Anakin falling to the dark side, that's not so much the Republic as just...his character arc.

“I think this war is bringing out the republic’s bad side” said Anakin who 1. Fake surrender 2. Used Torture 3. Used terrorist attacks

@j.b.5422

9 ай бұрын

well, he is gonna have an easy time gathering evidence

@jedmusic5241

8 ай бұрын

Of course he knows this, what do you think he's basing his claims off of?

@bramweinreder2346

8 ай бұрын

4. Used Ahsoka as a child soldier

@rakusin

8 ай бұрын

Killed unarmed enemies Ordered friendly fire Slaughtered a village of civil population Killed unarmed kids Tried to kill his wife's ex boyfriend on jealousy Killed all his (now) allies on Mustafar

@jonie1852

8 ай бұрын

@@rakusin killing unarmed enemie is allright, you cannot kill a surrenering one

“Geneva Convention more like Geneva suggestions” -a concerning amount of people

"OH NO! RUN FOR I-" *Yoda defends himself from free floating droids*

Anakin: i think this war is destroying the principles of the Republic Also Anakin: *has commited more war crimes than literally anyone else on both factions combined*

@davidgeorge1943

2 жыл бұрын

What about the professional war criminal, General Grievous?

@jamesleduke873

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidgeorge1943 Can confirm, Grievous had the longest list of war crimes.

@xrstevenson

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidgeorge1943 no no, Grievous would yell at his troops to commit war crimes such as trying to kill literally everything. Anakin would just do it when no one was looking or if he could convince Obi-wan to do it too.

@alejandroojeda1572

2 жыл бұрын

@@xrstevenson no, i think grievous gets this one because friendly fire IS a warcrime. can you remember how Many times did grievous kill his own droids...

@somerandomschmuck2547

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair in this series we see a bloody Jedi Council member ordering the use of flamethrowers on sentient creatures, it's not like he was surrounded by paragons of morality when he was growing up.

I love how it goes from “training terrorists” to “actual terrorism” 😂 made me lol for no reason

@generalkenobi1115

2 жыл бұрын

@@gavt5816 that is true,but they did destroy a power station tho

@ineednochannelyoutube2651

2 жыл бұрын

@@generalkenobi1115 that, most importantly, provided power to all the citizens too, so they had to walk around in the dark. I wonder why they blamed the gov. and not the rebells. granted the gov. Was far from popular, but NO ONE blamed those who destroyed it?

@remainprofane7732

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a slippery slope as they say

@ellecharlie6822

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@jclive2860

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like you laugh pretty easily then

Republic presence here is a direct violation of our treaties! The republic: I missed the part where that's my problem 😂😂😂

The glasses on Ashoka just makes the thumbnail even better

Dang that Anakin guy looks like he’s got some serious darkness in him. I wouldn’t trust him if I were them.

@josuke_higashikata9339

2 жыл бұрын

Right? I don't think he can even handle children

@notsm

2 жыл бұрын

Pfft, what's the worst he could do. He isn't even a jedi master.

@LeumazDnazor

2 жыл бұрын

Oh he's a decent person, just ask the younglings!

@avis21X

2 жыл бұрын

@@LeumazDnazor I heard he told the other Jedis not to come to the Jedi temple tomorrow. He must be trying to save them from a separatist attack.

@lepuluke

2 жыл бұрын

A big reason for creating the clone wars series was the lack of development of Anakin in episode 2-3 He basically is good all the time and suddenly turns dark in 5 seconds of screentime So they tried to fix that with this scenes

no to mention, from memory, anakin, ahsoka and Ki-Adi-Mundi had a game on geonosia to see who could get the highest KD.

@TheRogueOneYT

2 жыл бұрын

Totally forgott about that

@amon8562

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like they took that out of Japan's book

@LiveFreeOrDieDH

2 жыл бұрын

@@amon8562 The space samurai did what? Impossibru!!

@benjesterw

2 жыл бұрын

They were fighting genosians as well not even just droids 😬

@DavidbarZeus1

2 жыл бұрын

So? LOTR has the same thing with Legolas and Gimli

Jedi: anakin? Turn to the dark side? It’s impossible there were no signs Anakin throughout the clone wars: lol war crime go brrrr

It makes me wonder which side is actually “dark”

Palpatine was really smart, he used a organic life forms army as the army for the republic, making the Jedi care about their troops, while also using a droid army (non organic life forms) for their enemies, making the Jedi ignore a lot of the moral implications of war.

@elijahalbiston

8 ай бұрын

Oh that’s actually good

@Darth_Mom_2

7 ай бұрын

🤯

@kongming66

7 ай бұрын

Or Lucas found it easier to get PG and PG-13 ratings if the bad guys didn't bleed, and easier to sell toys for reenacting a war, so Lucasfilm would be able to teach their target market (kids) and keep that sweet, sweet merchandizing revenue coming in.

@oliviatilleman8055

7 ай бұрын

​@@kongming66what's that watsonian vs darwinian explanation or something? where there's an in-universe explanation and an out-of-universe explanation

@osamaKareem2

7 ай бұрын

Honestly the droids were more humane and human like than those clones.

Due respect to the writers, showing that both sides in a war generally ignore rules of conduct when hostilities begin.

@animore8626

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, kind of. Just seems like poor writing to me. Writers not recognizing the illegality and inhumanity of the actions that the "good guys" perform because they think it's a funny and quirky thing to do when writing it.

@veritusahriman9720

2 жыл бұрын

@@animore8626 It could also be that the message of 'both sides do bad things' was meant for more mature viewers, as kids and adults can enjoy this show.

@cityguard4847

2 жыл бұрын

@@animore8626 nah, cause for the most part, we ignore it because they’re the “good guys”.

@BMWM3GTR2001

2 жыл бұрын

@@cityguard4847 "everyone thinks that they are the hero to their own story."

@highonsugar6273

2 жыл бұрын

@@animore8626 wait are these actual war crimes in the Star Wars universe though?

You forgot Ahsoka setting Maul lose on a Dtar Destroyer and telling him to wreak havok as a diversion for ger to escape, leading to the death of hundreds of clones.

the music is priceless

Anakin is just that guy who’s the reason new laws are implemented

@tarvoc746

Жыл бұрын

"He committed every war crime in the convention... and also a few that aren't in the convention... _yet._ "

@coltonenglebright8638

Жыл бұрын

69 lol

@tarvoc746

Жыл бұрын

@@coltonenglebright8638 Execute Order 69... wait...?

@johngancarcik5682

Жыл бұрын

@@tarvoc746 good soldiers follow orders

@panther-nk2hn

Жыл бұрын

@@tarvoc746 Always remember, it's never a war crime the first time.

SW fans, when droids kill unarmed and defenceless clones: "This is outrageous, it's unfair" SW fans, when clones kill unarmed and defenceless droids: "Oh no, anyway... "

@valdr2286

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I'm saying. Can't commit war crimes against a machine. There not alive

@grayski3324

2 жыл бұрын

@@valdr2286 A nice loophole

@literallya442ndclonetroope5

2 жыл бұрын

@@valdr2286 hell yah, fuck droids, besides, the droids are also committing war crimes, so the republic is just giving what they are given.

@siphonophores

2 жыл бұрын

SW fans seeing surrendering battle droids getting killed: "I sleep" Also SW fans seeing surrendering astromech droids getting killed: "Now that is an avengers level threat"

@gw7911

2 жыл бұрын

Droids are pretty oppressed lol

Title: The Republic commiting warcrimes for 8:17 Video: 8:16 Me: How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me

you're a real one for adding zanny's quote

“Nothings illegal when you’re on the side of justice!” -anakin… probably

@seasnaill2589

Жыл бұрын

"Nothings illegal when I do it" More like XD

@jdenopadoesstuff4639

Жыл бұрын

"Anakin! just cause your the chosen one dosent mean you can do warcrimes!" Obi wan probably

@UnprofessionalProfessor

Жыл бұрын

"On the right side of history, we are!"-Green Muppet

@lunard8690

Жыл бұрын

They loved sand, they deserved it -anakin.. definitely

@Aadarm

Жыл бұрын

Pretty much the Jedi creed for 30,000 years. Sith: 4 attempts at Jedi genocide, all in retaliation for attempted purges by the Jedi and Republic. Jedi: 700+ successful purges of non-Jedi religious groups, naturally Darkside species, Force using governments, and more!

For the flamethrower one, having the song echoing down from Anakin and Ahsoka's perspective is one of the funniest things I have seen

@cb41503

2 жыл бұрын

I should known someone would do it eventually

@cb41503

2 жыл бұрын

God it's hilarious

@warlynx5644

2 жыл бұрын

@@rhedges9631I mean it is, but only if you’re using it against civilians or in an area with them

@hylianro

2 жыл бұрын

No flamethrower use is absolutely a war crime. The only problem I can see with this video is that a lot of these crimes were committed on droids, aka non sentient beings so is it really *inhumane* persay?

@zenogias01

2 жыл бұрын

It's not well known, but a curious aspect of flamethrower design is that the sound they make is eerily similar to the opening chords of Fortunate Son. Physicists have yet to uncover why this is.

2:01 Game physics in a cartoon? Now that's something i never thought of!

Anakin was literally a walking war crime on steroids.

The line “yes Cody,false surrender *is* a war crime” implies they exist like some sort of geneva convention

@carterf3585

Жыл бұрын

I mean I would think the jedi have stricter rules of engagement than the fucking U.S. military

@archcampbell8487

Жыл бұрын

@@carterf3585 still he uses the term war crime,which still implies some sort of galactic Geneva convention

@YummyCracker

Жыл бұрын

@@archcampbell8487 Geonosis Convention

@lunala2455

Жыл бұрын

Geneva suggestion

@thedarkknightdetective2559

Жыл бұрын

I don't recall this line ever being said

Anakin in the prequels: Brooding and Angst filled Anakin in the clone wars show: Why so serious Obi Wan?

@benstone596

11 ай бұрын

And this is why we love the clone wars

@tandavawalsh0777

10 ай бұрын

@@benstone596 I mean, fittingly, the movies are the more serious and influential periods of time and situations.... As you might reasonably expect

@robertsissco2439

5 ай бұрын

Vader: "Wanna know how I got these scars?" Nurse: "From Obi-Wan?" Vader: "From Obi-Wan."

@twincesseszeigler4366

4 ай бұрын

I understood the DC reference.

TCW might actually be one of the best war series made. The Blue-on-Blue incident is particularly noteworthy.

Flamethrower tribute with the song in the back ground was A1 lmao

"Bring in the flame throwers" always kills me

@joemcnulty6814

11 ай бұрын

Fun fact, that's not a war crime

@stenroelofs9077

11 ай бұрын

It also kills the Geonosians...

@joemcnulty6814

10 ай бұрын

@@Orangen-frucht Nope still not a war crime, just not practical to use anymore

@a203

8 ай бұрын

It's not a war crime. It's pest control.

@YautjaSpacePirate

7 ай бұрын

Though it looks fun, I don't know if I want to wear one for the risk of explosion...😅

4:56 considering the fact that those battle droids were reprogrammed, Anakin was pretty much attacking civilians, not defenseless enemies

@InventorZahran

Жыл бұрын

(Civilians wearing uniforms that look identical to those of enemy soldiers.)

@Boomy2nicce

Жыл бұрын

@@InventorZahran nonetheless he knew damn well they weren’t hostile. No blaster rifles. Dude said fuck da rules of engagement

@D_RandomGuy._.

Жыл бұрын

WELCOME TO EAGO

@InventorZahran

Жыл бұрын

@@D_RandomGuy._. **ignites lightsaber** **vrrrrm vrrrm vrrrrrrrrm** **electrical sparks** **clunk clang clunk thud**

@D_RandomGuy._.

Жыл бұрын

SPOILER i love how they free a planet from separatist because padme ashoka rex were infeccted by the blue shadow virus