"This is your fathers lightsaber. He murdered twenty children with it."

@richardj3025

4 жыл бұрын

Half a dozen,more or less...

@mikes2902

4 жыл бұрын

He killed (bad acting sobbing) ...... younglings

@jacobstarr9010

4 жыл бұрын

Not just the men. But the women, and the children, too.

@treyrodgers6739

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@omegangel3368

4 жыл бұрын

Why you gotta mention that.....

This feels like watching a propaganda video made by Palpatine himself 💀

@some_shitposting_idiot3023

Жыл бұрын

The empire literally didn't do anything evil in the original trilogy A single planet was blown up by an admiral who took action on his own All the original trilogy is is "empire bad cause characters we follow say so" If the ot was in the view of the empire it'd be a story of an empire trying to stop a destructive rebellion that is tearing the galaxy in 2

@reverenddick8562

Жыл бұрын

If you think using logic is propaganda, I hate to see how much left wing nonsense you believe.

@Gongasoso

Жыл бұрын

@@reverenddick8562 if you think every logical solution is justified your heart is in the same place as your brain - somewhere off your body, gone

@mschulmeister6519

Жыл бұрын

​@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 But thats only the surface, after it you need to ask why the rebels were doing all of that... your point is like saying "X is wrong because he threw a rock at Y!" but Y threw it first and that why X took action. And again, indeed if you stick to the thin surface thats how it looks, but when you consider all the lore, thats just not it, and one example is: how could the empire not be "evil", if all their chain of command and EMPEROR is literally a evil character driven by anger and rude power by any means, you cant say that "Oh the admiral who shot the planet was evil! Not the empire!" while the empire is a SITH empire and thats the whole point of Jedi vs Sith. Of course you can use the argument that "The republic was corrupt!" and so on... but again, who was behind all the bad stuff happening? 🤭 The emperor himself, Darth Sidious And ok if you wanna follow the original trilogy point of view go on, but insisting in the statement that the empire is all fine is very broken if you consider the whole view we have now🤔

@KarazolaX

Жыл бұрын

@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 I mean the empire didn't disavow or stop the action, and disbanded the senate right after it lol so every time a stormtrooper fires a blast at someone, that wasn't the empire, right? It was just an individual acting on their own

Man this is thr average essay i write. It makes sense at the beginning and slowly descends into yappery

@rosylagoon3600

Ай бұрын

“yappery” 😂 I don’t know where but I’m definitely using that term sometime

@jackstamford9937

Ай бұрын

Ikr blowing up planet is pretty fcking evil!

@JimmyChanga94

Ай бұрын

"The red saber means stop stop"

@orcbuster7060

Ай бұрын

Yeah. I do not agree with this video. I think it is “yappery”

@Theonetruedarklord

27 күн бұрын

​@@JimmyChanga94lost me there 🤣

"Who said sith are evil?" Anakin: *proceeds to murder children*

@user-dd7hv2sx5b

Ай бұрын

Sith Creates Order Not Just Peace. Order Is Better Then Peace. 😅

@sargentopimienta3575

Ай бұрын

@@user-dd7hv2sx5b Order? The empire got destroyed by a crappy rebelion and some ewoks

@user-dd7hv2sx5b

Ай бұрын

@@sargentopimienta3575 It's Plot Armor + George Lucas Said That "The First Three Films Are Actually The Rebels Propaganda." The Empire IS Order.

@sargentopimienta3575

Ай бұрын

@@user-dd7hv2sx5b See? You can't defend the empire without breaking the 4th wall. Empire = cringe

@unkledoda420

Ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure those kids attacked Anakin first.

*This video is sponsored by Emperor Palpatine*

@TeezoTarantino

4 жыл бұрын

RonseyBones and Grand Moff Tarkin

@Slash11512

4 жыл бұрын

But He Is *DEAD*

@diamondstrike9086

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@gaijinspice6984

4 жыл бұрын

I don't like sand

@videogamestuff9126

4 жыл бұрын

*This video is sponsored by the empire*

You didn’t even mention the peace keeping stormtroopers purposely missing 90% of their blaster shots to intimidate their foes to retreat instead of continuing the meaningless bloodshed!

@tonyfournier1950

5 ай бұрын

He did though... just not in those words. Around @12:30

@dhsfsfsssdfht

5 ай бұрын

Okay but i think death star didnt get 90% of their shots that shed the blood of bilions of People an entire ecossistem with tons of espécies being extinguished

@dhsfsfsssdfht

5 ай бұрын

This without said that the fact of miss 90% of the shots is a suicide mission for soldiers that were influenciated and some of them dont even know that they are bad

@stratdx

4 ай бұрын

Right because Obi Wan attests to their precision, so missing was intentional!!! It’s so clear!!!

@FrenchCanadianGuy

4 ай бұрын

​@@tonyfournier1950exactly, he did say it and that "viewer" probably didn't even watch the video

2:25 wtf was that black void you left me in for 11 seconds? and matpat stole your idea 2 year's later it even says the empire was right and everything

@xavi9105

3 ай бұрын

Brainwashing

@Coolinjay04

3 ай бұрын

Obviously an editing error bud. Use context clues.

@evil_stevil

3 ай бұрын

​@@Coolinjay04where's the clues?

@yaboi6346

3 ай бұрын

@@Coolinjay04you with the fun police?

@careerintransit

3 ай бұрын

It was an open door to the dark side

I love how red lasers mean stop and die when the rebels use them, but stop I don't want to hurt you when the empire uses them 😂

@ExKArthur

2 ай бұрын

Not a projectile anymore. It is stationary blade that can and will be used to block and deflect any attacks.

I promise I won’t get political 2 deathsticks later:

@LaughingBearGames

3 жыл бұрын

You want to go home and rethink your life.

@cm-nk4li

3 жыл бұрын

*Kenobi has left the chat*

@DoorknobTheOgryn

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@harrisonh2943

3 жыл бұрын

Phenomenal comment

@thecherryontop1867

3 жыл бұрын

Adam Shelton that’s why I love the Star Wars Community

Tarkin reduced unemployment, poverty, and homelessness on Alderaan to 0.

@reesebearspaw8700

4 жыл бұрын

that is impressive

@ohyeahgamer3736

4 жыл бұрын

What about the people that are off world

@Noobmaster-we7lp

4 жыл бұрын

Truly a good man

@whysocareless2926

4 жыл бұрын

Not just that, he was actually preparing the galaxy for the yuuzhan bing invasion, thereby reducing the collateral damage. The new republic in legends were incompetent and it resulted in the death of 365 trillion beings. Now who is the peacekeeper again?

@Optimaloptimus

4 жыл бұрын

That’s, an unprecedented and most impressive record.

Genuinely had me in tears of laughter at certain points, mission accomplished! LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!!

@sammy-ix3eh

3 ай бұрын

"I feel as if at least over half a dozen million voices were suddenly silenced."

@putthebunnybackinthebox4790

3 ай бұрын

Goober

This is masterful satire. My hats off to you man. Very well done. You had me for the first little bit but as the video goes on you started showing that you’re not actually serious about this argument. It was a masterclass in propaganda so well done sir

When you are writing an English paper and realize you misinterpreted the argument but you're halfway through and think "the hell with it"

@joelasaucedo

4 жыл бұрын

I feel this 😂😂😂😂😂

@strangefolkminingco.1167

4 жыл бұрын

Fr half the arguments aren't even what happened in the movies

@Joe-vf7px

3 жыл бұрын

@@strangefolkminingco.1167 It's satire

@plaguemaster308

3 жыл бұрын

@@strangefolkminingco.1167 False. Never seen such an incorrect reply before.

@plaguemaster308

3 жыл бұрын

@@Joe-vf7px Ikr

The Death Star? What’s that? I think you mean the Peace Moon.

@ericdigirolamo8904

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, a fellow man of quality

@CHURCHISAWESUM

3 жыл бұрын

Moon of Peace

@ShimadaHideo

3 жыл бұрын

The small moon of peace

@ScorpV1

3 жыл бұрын

I think he means the Employment center

@renegadephilosopher5996

3 жыл бұрын

That is no moon.

i thought this was fr till the "i will fight you till you feel blue" thing and realized this was the most elaborate bit of all time

@KM-fb1kw

3 күн бұрын

It took you that long? It wasnt alderon exploding into a picture of abe lincoln dressed as palpatine?

My favorite part of the video is "I will continue this argument later on" and then never returning to it.

@carlensiza6525

20 күн бұрын

Notice that he did

"A foolish man cries about a hole in his pocket, while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls." -Sun Tzu (art of war) (edit) HOLY SHIT ALMOST 5K LIKES!!!!

@Ricardo-cl3vs

Жыл бұрын

A wise fool scratches his balls through the fabric of his pocket. That's Bushido!

@avalanche8943

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@pluhman2762

Жыл бұрын

@@Ricardo-cl3vs Stay strapped or get clapped -Sun Tzu (art of war)

@Ricardo-cl3vs

Жыл бұрын

@@pluhman2762 He who falls asleep with an itchy butthole will wake up with stinky fingers. -Confucius

@pluhman2762

Жыл бұрын

@@Ricardo-cl3vs "If he bangs your wife, bring a knife" Sun Tzu (art of war)

Lmaoo when the empire hires a lawyer

@chimkinNuggz

4 жыл бұрын

Lol thats a good one. Underrated comment

@Wm7forthewin

4 жыл бұрын

This will get 10k likes someday.

@Cory_Dora

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant. 👍

@UshankaMaster

4 жыл бұрын

devil's advocate :D

@dallinwillets589

4 жыл бұрын

No when the empire is full of libtards

The first half of the video was actually pretty persuasive and questioning but it just got progressively worse 😭

The naming of the ships makes my mind think: "Does anyone actually call the star destroyers by that name in the Empire? or is that a republic given name? Same for the Death Star.

"The empire shoot green lasers which mean go in peace" i lost it

@reedstone2676

4 жыл бұрын

"I will fight you so hard it will make you feel blue"

@liamgalwey5616

4 жыл бұрын

And you see that Chewbacca is brown. Ropes are brown what a ropes used for hangman’s rope. The hangman’s rope is used by suicidal people. Chewbacca is telling the empire to hang themselves.

@georjaum12

4 жыл бұрын

@@reedstone2676 Im Blue If I Were Green I Would Die

@Danny----

4 жыл бұрын

@@georjaum12 memes!

@bikingwithian5449

4 жыл бұрын

And then then says the red lightsabers men stop

Video should end with... "I'm Emperor Palpatine and I approve this message."

@helsreach8954

3 жыл бұрын

Do you interest in our lord and savior *the god emporor of mankind*

@literallya442ndclonetroope5

3 жыл бұрын

As you know, he loves to make propaganda that makes no sense but switches the perception of the good guy rebels and Jedi.

@landyn_boy4662

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes

Anakin dicing all the younglings was so selfless. It had to be done for the greater good, so he made it his burdon. What a hero.

@czproductions7718

6 күн бұрын

Anakin saved those children from a life of manipulation and exploitation. While it may be considered extreme, Anakin was mercy killing… indeed a hero.

You see the light best when you're in darkness

Calling Princess Leia an adulterer and the empire “job creators” is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while

@JustaNilbody

9 ай бұрын

Not wrong though.

@clarajarvis2345

9 ай бұрын

this but unironically@@JustaNilbody

@treasurewuji8740

8 ай бұрын

That is just true. Clearly, I am the only one that has ever slept with prince leia.

@CallMe_Boris

8 ай бұрын

its like destroying someones property and saying "im creating a job"

@mr.clymate7489

8 ай бұрын

It's like enslaving people on a prison planet to build parts for your giant space laser until they die. Only for said space laser to get blow up by a farm boy. "Job creators"@@CallMe_Boris

“Pants are important. Pants separate us from the beasts.” Rome didn’t like that

@jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901

4 жыл бұрын

This deserves far more likes

@DFOwl

4 жыл бұрын

Roman Empire best Empire!

@wisemankugelmemicus1701

4 жыл бұрын

Italians look good without pants.

@howardman3926

4 жыл бұрын

Germania Invicta

@tusk1142

4 жыл бұрын

Why did I read that as breasts

This feels like when vaush was talking about 1984 and unironically took away from the story thinking big brother was right

darth maul: shows off his new double bladed light saber for the local cosplay fare evil jedi: attack him before he can say a word damn why are jedi so evil

"Did you use the joke?" - Yes. "What did it cost?" - Half of my fanbase.

@Chillerll

3 жыл бұрын

Then they are lost

@rickacton7540

3 жыл бұрын

the SW mythos was Vedanta vs Tantra, no more no less

@conman1111

2 жыл бұрын

Amogus

@onerxowns2202

Жыл бұрын

Mind Trick

I have never in my life heard anyone utter the phrase, “Half a dozen million.”

@TheStarStreak

4 жыл бұрын

Where you not listening to the video? He clearly said it. ;)

@alexk1682

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Duke that’s the joke. As in this video is a joke? Do you get it?

@nova31337

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, the "millions" point was some serious nitpicking...

@barthrh2

4 жыл бұрын

I've heard it a twelfth of dozen times.

@bigbunny6573

4 жыл бұрын

on youtube that is(wouldnt let me edit it in)

is this satire?

I hate how much sense this makes.

@baconisshakespeare5680

4 ай бұрын

When I was 12 and saw the first Star Wars, I immediately felt something was off. The dumbed down Hegelian good guy-bad guy thing. We were told to hate the dude in black who was on an incubator, and to lay down our lives for "Princes Lea"??!! Wait, besides base sex appeal it all didn't make sense. The ending gave it some psychological dimension but failed to redeem the ridiculous plot line. I don't remember seeing any other of the Star Wars franchise.

@unkledoda420

Ай бұрын

I was always put off by Obi Wan. He always gave me creepy old man vibes with the way he tries to manipulate Luke.

Also, it looks like the TIE fighters are solar powered, based on those panels on the side. Very ecologically responsible compared to those gas guzzling X-wing fighters.

@stefanl5183

Жыл бұрын

Yep, and I bet they (the X wings) contribute greatly to Galactic warming! As greta Thunberg would say "how dare you".

@wacky6290

Жыл бұрын

Aint no wau

@kairihd3521

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@TheJaniable

Жыл бұрын

There reference to the TIEs 👔 worn by gentlemen should also be noted.

@jaybeam1466

Жыл бұрын

Good thing the heroes were too stupid to hit them with a basic EMP blast.

legitimately didn't realize this was a satire until green and red lasers

@Patzenviking1993

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@goober4502

4 жыл бұрын

It took me a lot longer lol

@quebbbin

4 жыл бұрын

same took me so long

@nordoceltic7225

4 жыл бұрын

Did you know that green and red lasers were selected as such for the ship because the US uses material that burned red in their tracer ammo while the soviets preferred green-burning ones? Thus heavy, vehicle mounted gusn on the US would appear to fire red "streaks" at the enemy, while soviets would shoot "green."

@MrRickstopher

4 жыл бұрын

Ok thank god

What was that black void at the start of the video about? My gut is telling me that it's an editing error.

@unkledoda420

Ай бұрын

Probably something he had to cut out because of a copyright claim.

"yo dudes the empire is pretty chill maybe you could like, join it or something"

Mauls lightsaber implying “stop stop I don’t want to hurt you” 😂😂 I lost it

@colboy1fish

4 жыл бұрын

Haha same, I lolled so hard

@lordshinumbra6441

4 жыл бұрын

I was like wtf red blaster fire means die but red lightsaber means stop I dont want to hurt you. Hahaha

@tonypasma1707

4 жыл бұрын

hahahhaa

@Ignisan_66

4 жыл бұрын

It was Obi Wan who striked first. Maul was just defending himself. The Jedi wanted to kill him.

@ExitStrategies

4 жыл бұрын

Why did this point get censored?

"Watch the bloody thirsty rebels strike first." *Empire strikes first.*

@IAmJimHuss

4 жыл бұрын

No, empire strikes back

@joshclifford6021

4 жыл бұрын

@@IAmJimHuss Which shows that the rebellion acted first. But there is more stuff in the books than the films. You should check some of them out sometimes!

@Joe836

4 жыл бұрын

Jim Huss ENT also “revenge of the sith” shows that without a doubt the jedi did strike first

@rapscallionsnipe

4 жыл бұрын

@@IAmJimHuss 100% fact

@LegendKingY2j

4 жыл бұрын

@@Joe836 The Jedi didn't realize that the Sith couldn't be destroyed completely because the force then wouldn't be balanced, it would be one sided, this is what Anakin probably saw in Palpatine, if Mace Windu killed him then who would be the next Sith? besides isn't that against the Jedi code to kill someone who is defenseless? i really believe that Mace would become in that moment the next Sith Lord if Anakin didn't interfere.

Some country is gonna hire this man to make propaganda in the next World War😂

Sorry down south, especially in GA, Sherman was a bastard. You can never sell me that he was a good guy.

It starts out reasonable, plausible, then morphs into absurdity.. love it 😂😂

@marlonquintana3466

7 ай бұрын

Time stamp? 🤨

@sampleoffers1978

7 ай бұрын

Yeah felt that way. It's like that Charlie Brown youtube children hate God whatever it was I forgot. Started great.

@JohnnyWednesday

7 ай бұрын

Nothing absurd about it. Hail Lord Jar Jar.

@SunnyNugget

6 ай бұрын

​@@marlonquintana346619:07

@Fulgoneto_CT_5555

6 ай бұрын

@@JohnnyWednesday indeed, but that is off topic

Jedi #1: That little slave kid is some kind of Force God. Let's rescue him and teach him to be good like us. Jedi #2: Should we rescue his mom, too? Jedi #1: Nah.

@barforlifebarforlife6019

3 жыл бұрын

well they didnt have a choice cause his mom had this slavery chip inside her , which would have blown her up if they took her with them

@podroznikzpustkowi4805

3 жыл бұрын

@@barforlifebarforlife6019 you know that you can just buy her?

@barforlifebarforlife6019

3 жыл бұрын

@@podroznikzpustkowi4805 yeah but they didnt have any valuable money if you remember the movie , the toydarian slave holder wouldn't accept republic credits that's why they had to bet on the race in the first place

@auberginemanproductions1608

3 жыл бұрын

@@podroznikzpustkowi4805 Yep, and Watto didn't want to give up Shmi as she was too valuable. The Jedi should have checked in on her, though

@mathiaschristensen8387

3 жыл бұрын

@@barforlifebarforlife6019 could have bought her afterwards though

Yo, i spit out my blue milk when you threw that "your mom" joke in outta nowhere....😂 I know I'm late here, but I'm glad I found it. This video is awesome, great job.

i thought you were serious for so long but 19:00 made me know for sure this is a meme lmao

Darks side- Killed kids Destroyed planets Jedi side- Leia’s pretty hot

@mrmustang61j37

4 жыл бұрын

He’s spitting straight facts tho

@azabethsiege4018

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrmustang61j37 twisted half facts by someone who barely knows anything of the universe.

@azabethsiege4018

4 жыл бұрын

@Ding Dong You are so lost. do any of the people here even know the jedi and sith codes and other story facts?

@ningenzerokeikaku3719

4 жыл бұрын

@@azabethsiege4018 its satire🤦🏽‍♂️

@auramaster2068

4 жыл бұрын

no offense kid but i dont think you know how to boil water

Seriously, I died at ''Alderan was the most humane target to minimise civilian casualties'' part

@halothere6995

7 ай бұрын

For the greater good.

@subutaynoyan5372

7 ай бұрын

​@@halothere6995 It is for the order of the empire, those Alderaanians didn't die in vain.

@Ginny.galaxy

7 ай бұрын

yeah, Tarkin was right

@lynetteburton9370

6 ай бұрын

That argument makes more sense than anything Disney spewed out..

@vavan100

6 ай бұрын

Do you actually believe Death star could hit Alderan? maybe after 20-30 misses but not on first try

Atlanta is way further than 30 miles from the Atlantic. The 30 miles is probably the average width of his formation as he cut across Georgia, and if I remember correctly, I think it was as wide as 40 miles at certain points.

You know someone is lying when they describe stormtrooper shooting as 'precise.'

I approve

@IAmJimHuss

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks dad

@emperorpalpatine1867

3 жыл бұрын

@@IAmJimHuss np son

@damobruv2562

3 жыл бұрын

pin this comment lol the world has got to see

@snoke6662

3 жыл бұрын

I approve as well

@commandertac2697

3 жыл бұрын

For the empire

"The Jedi were everyone's heroes." *Shows Mace Windu killing a man in front of his ten-year-old son.*

@paulschlichting930

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, you just had to go there...😉

@danieldyer6916

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair. Windu gave him a chance to surrender.

@crazykingofspades5101

4 жыл бұрын

@@danieldyer6916 Where? It's been a while since I've seen the movie and I am genuinely asking.

@rigovenus606

4 жыл бұрын

Ohwow

@Keebrev

4 жыл бұрын

Crazy King Of Spades Mace Windu kills Jango, the guy in the jet pack, in front of his son, Boba Fett

It’s like I’m watching a different version of ‘Cinema Sins’

And I would like thanks today's sponsor - The Department of Imperial Propaganda

@IAmJimHuss

3 ай бұрын

Actually it was sponsored by The Israeli Defense Force

You forgot to point out that in every movie the stormtroopers never shoot to kill. They only shoot precise warning shots. They always hit near the target to show that they are expert marksmen that are able to shoot extremely close to the target without hitting the target every single time.

@IAmJimHuss

4 жыл бұрын

Wonderful point! And one of the few times that the did hit a target, Leia on Endor, it was just a mild surface wound.

@jacobevanina94

4 жыл бұрын

This is something that was discussed way after the release of the original three films. And it wasn’t even confirmed. Literally everybody knows the troopers suck with their aim. Characters have said it before. It’s a theory that they never shot to kill, which again was never brought up until recently. So implying that it’d be 100% truth would be wrong, unless officially confirmed.

@Pwn3dbyth3n00b

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacobevanina94 you're missing all the satire in the comment and video

@owenguiney6367

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacobevanina94 Holy shit take a joke man, you need to lighten up.

@ahpinge2777

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacobevanina94 youre just saying brainlessly without reseaching, 1st, the helmet of the troopers make them hardly see through it (bad grammar). And the 2nd, The blaster the troopers use have a very bad accuracy...

They laughed at me when I said that I could see through the lies of the Jedi...

@Lobos222

3 жыл бұрын

You also took covid seriously before it was cool. LoL, nice mask! :D

@alicyjinx8923

3 жыл бұрын

Take a sip, Anakin

@axelugaldeizquierdo467

3 жыл бұрын

شمیزنییئ

@thesenate4743

3 жыл бұрын

You will become more powerful than either of us

@sethbennett4115

3 жыл бұрын

Still don't have the high ground

You are a law student and your teacher made you do a thesis on this and you succeeded on acquitting the bad guys lol. On the “your mom and the milk man” part, I almost got confused then started laughing like crazy. This video is something else in every minute. Goodstuff

“Alderan was the best possible target to minimise civilian casualties”

@paufernandezboj5517

3 ай бұрын

Thats when you know that The Planet had 2 billion souls on It

As Darth Vader once said, "Yo Dudes! the Empire's Pretty chill, You should like join it or something."

@hozic9929

2 жыл бұрын

Very wise

@stevenshewfelt888

2 жыл бұрын

Join the galactic empire...we have cookies

@bageled_meme9867

2 жыл бұрын

“Yoo dudes... *ccooouuuu* The Empire is pretty *cccchhhhh* chill, uou should like join *ccoooouuuu* or something *ccchhhh* damn that hurts...Hey STEVE!” “Yes Lord Va-a-a” *Force Choke*

@crystalh450

2 жыл бұрын

It does feel like that was the case. 4, 5, and 6 were good. I was so disappointed with 1, 2, and 3, that I didn't even bother watching the others.

“Obi Wan attacks him first” Obi Wan: **stands there** Darth Maul: **turns on lightsaber and begins approaching Obi Wan**

@commanderfox1858

4 жыл бұрын

The of Lord Memes that are Dank he never striked obi was dump and jumped and hit him

@oumardiop1

4 жыл бұрын

the best defense is a strong offense

@caustic5131

4 жыл бұрын

@@oumardiop1 and the high ground.

@caustic5131

4 жыл бұрын

@@LordDarkfinst it's complicated,Maul wanted them dead obi wan could sense that.etc

@caustic5131

4 жыл бұрын

@@LordDarkfinst watch some videos about his past and what he has done and you will understand.

Darth Mall obviously grew up living in Malls, having come from a mall culture, and have you seen what has happened to malls in the digital age, NO WONDER HE IS SOO ANGRY 😤!

*Jedi Retirement* Obiwan -hiding in the desert. Yoda -hiding in the swamp. Luke -becoming a ruined lone old man living on an island & drinks raw blue milk. All die virgin. Pathetic. ---- Meanwhile the Sith: Anakin -climb ranks, have full life support, become powerful Lord Vader, Emperor's right hand, a legend. Throws down his boss into the Death Star reactor core as retirement. BADASS JOIN THE DARK SIDE

But let us not forget today’s sponsor: The Galactic Empire.

@Impzhahaha

4 жыл бұрын

Oliver Morlan underrated comment

@whiskeybrown262

4 жыл бұрын

And "Fox news"

@blacknwhitegaming

4 жыл бұрын

The galactic empire, keeping you safe from the rebel terrorists

@theshoes7488

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment ON VIDEO.... PLEASE HEART THIS!! ❤️

@theshoes7488

4 жыл бұрын

HAHA YESSSS!!! YESS JIM HUSS ENT!!! Oliver morlan cuz I spoke up we BOTH get to go to the party!!! YESSS JIM HUSS ENT I LOVE YOU!!!

Ok. Storm trooper aim makes perfect sense now. They weren't actually trying to hit anyone.

@normal6969

4 жыл бұрын

Military precision. Obi doesn't talk about individual targeting abilities.

@ryantiller5624

4 жыл бұрын

That's actually correct in at least one instance. Some of the worst trooper shooting ever is during the escape from the death star, where they were allowed to escape just like Leia theorized.

@Pjonesmusic1

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t they just set the guns to stun then?

@firmuspiett_gcw5691

4 жыл бұрын

Pjonesmusic1 they did stun Princess Leia. Why don’t the rebels do that then.

@mistylover2082

4 жыл бұрын

* storm troop trying to hit you from 1 inch away but keeps missing you *

In addition to creating a power vacuum, the rebellion left one of the emperors men, a less considerate, less driven leader, who was focused on his new title rather than the empire, leaving multiple planets to start their own violent rebellions

Jedi core tenant: "We must utterly eradicate the other guy from existence" Rebel terrorist apoligists: "BUt ThE EmPeRoR gEnOcIdEd a ReLiGiOn" "It's okay when we do it"

*This video was funded in part or fully by the Galactic Empire*

@BoomerWarfare

4 жыл бұрын

Rundong Yu “I’m Sheev Palpatine and I approve this message.”

@usernamealreadytaken9330

4 жыл бұрын

Yes and this is example that the Galactic Empire providing a jobs for citizens even though its a propaganda

@BoomerWarfare

4 жыл бұрын

pipat srishupiam They provides “jobs” for a lot of Wookiee too, lol.

@Gowithdeath

4 жыл бұрын

I am the emperor and I approve this message

@thelonious2213

4 жыл бұрын

The STAR WARS films were funded partially or completely by the New Republic.

This feels like a conspiracy theory that you start believing sometimes, but then stop believing in the middle of the explanations.

@ClickWatchEnjoy

Жыл бұрын

For real. I can hear my buddy almost half convince me of this if we were very, very drunk.

@LordCattington

Жыл бұрын

True. When rebels shoot red lasers it means "stop and die". But when darth maul uses a red light saber it means "stop, I don't want to hurt you"??? How does that make sense?

@radkovanimations1560

Жыл бұрын

@@LordCattington I’m pretty sure earth maul attacked first as well as palpatine as well as Vader in revenge of the sith and the empire strikes back

@BaSsFrEaK04

Жыл бұрын

Indeed the Sith hate the Jedi and Love to fight them for a good reason. Maul attacked the Jedi several times and I think in Episode 1 as well. If you take a look at the old republic, you will get to know that the Jedi are addicted to power and you‘ll understand the Sith. The Jedi started a galactic war, because planets didn’t want to be under the ruling of them by FREE choice, so the Jedi destroyed the whole Sith planet and made a genocide on them and the Dark-Jedi Order, same with the planet Mandalor and the Mandalorians, because they don’t accept another mace-user or powerful order but the anti-democratic order of the Jedi. Palpatine was elected democratiically. The Jedi had NO right to put him under arrest simply because he is a mace-user. The Jedi fear everything that might destroy their shadow-government. They are the true villains in Star Wars.

@guysumpthin2974

Жыл бұрын

Its Gods children & prophets vs the devil & demons . The “force” is Gods Wisdom that “surrounds the earth before there was even a clod upon the earth “ (expand to cover a greater area) . It’s difficult to miss that , but then 6 out of 5 people have trouble with math . May the force be with you …

I'd side with you, except for the fact that whenever someone joins the empire they end up killing a bunch of younglings or some shit like that.

Very cool video.. you are creative as hell bro, keep it up! Subscribed.

Empire: *kills millions of people* Man on the internet: its ok tho me: yes Edit: this isnt even nearly my funniest joke

@knight_does_stuff7974

3 жыл бұрын

this Is WAR

@ammarhaziq919

3 жыл бұрын

Luke skywalker: i kill millions too

@knight_does_stuff7974

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatssomewackshitbro8617 No man The US is fucked up

@Yugenclad

3 жыл бұрын

trillions*

@knight_does_stuff7974

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yugenclad no kenobi said "as if *millions* of voices have cried out, and were suddenl silenced.

“Before we get into today’s video let’s talk about today’s sponsor: Sheev Palpatine.”

@thomaswalker9640

4 жыл бұрын

Why?

@CynderPCTech

4 жыл бұрын

High-Res Clone Trooper god this is a great comment

@nathanfix7756

4 жыл бұрын

Sith Shadow Legends

@Zack-et9wj

4 жыл бұрын

*The Senate

@FranzFerdinandVIII

4 жыл бұрын

Windu: "...will decide your fate." Palpatine: *"I AM THE SENATE."*

Minor problem I noticed with the sand crawler point Tuscan raiders use “slug throwers” (guns) whereas storm troopers use blasters the damage done to the sand crawler is indicative of blaster hits

"Thousands of kids with bruised buttholes" dude you kicked an entire religion there xD True words tho

If someone ever ask me how framing and narrative shifting is great for propaganda, I'll show this video.

@anzyroadside2374

4 ай бұрын

But Star Wars itself is a series of propaganda materials... At least Disney set things right by having Rey Palpatine steal the credits and the family name of the rebellious Skywalkers.

@midnighttoker133

4 ай бұрын

It really wasn't that great

@Copemaxer

4 ай бұрын

This is all true though except some few things.

@mason6883

4 ай бұрын

These are all the same kinds of things I hear from the "America is the real bad guy" crowd

@UnKoolKevClay

3 ай бұрын

did you ever see or read Wicked? but it has to be said. ethics and empathy is not a defense against Tyranny any more. as it was in the days of Noah. just saying.

“Firs Order has no connection to the empire.” Me watching this in 2020: **Sips on coffee.** “Little did we know.”

@matthewfurey9917

4 жыл бұрын

Whoa watching this on the 21st

@dangerousdean5100

4 жыл бұрын

Ya

@nickcapella2440

4 жыл бұрын

Except it’s not canon. Sorry lil guy

@legoghostyoda

4 жыл бұрын

Nick Capella except it is. like it or not, it is canon. if you don’t wanna watch it, don’t. i’m not the biggest fan of TROS, but it is canon, and will be.

@Doxonil

4 жыл бұрын

Disney isn’t Canon. They may own it, but they can’t even respect it. You don’t respect canon, canon don’t respect you. :D

i love how every time he starts taking about a a storm trooper he says something like Beloved. also how red for rebels mean death and for sith peace

Bro just said at the beginning he'll be leaving out important information...💀💀💀

“Jedi were everyone’s heroes” *proceeds to show a clip of a man amputating and decapitating a single father trying to make money to raise his son*

@khelldor4340

Жыл бұрын

Which do incredible amount of profit for the Galaxy's prostetic companies. Maybe there was actual government program for prostetics to every victum of jedi "mercyfull" actions, causing millions and millions of credits goes to the some politition's founds and been "efficiently used" then... Of cause jedi was the heroes of Republic, they'd made stonks! 😀😀😀

@BirdsAreScary

Жыл бұрын

@@khelldor4340 Well, I guess they were prosthetic companies’ heroes

@Anakinvoorhees

Жыл бұрын

The father was trying to kill him

@BirdsAreScary

Жыл бұрын

@@Anakinvoorhees so he can raise his son and protect his co workers. The murderer was much more powerful and could have stopped the poor man before slicing his head off.

@Anakinvoorhees

Жыл бұрын

@@BirdsAreScary He’s a bounty hunter who shot at Mace so mace killed him in self defense. Also again Jango tried to murder him and illegally murder a senator

I love how this started logical, well-thought and plausible, but then gradually went "Empire good, Rebels bad because reasons".

@sultanofswag8901

Жыл бұрын

This video is a shitpost if you couldn't tell

@aligmal5031

Жыл бұрын

not really he gave reasons till the end he was just joking all the way

@IAmJimHuss

Жыл бұрын

Trees are pedophiles

@dannyotero4608

Жыл бұрын

@@IAmJimHuss this looks interest plz make a vid lmao

@IAmJimHuss

Жыл бұрын

They don't call it the Giving Tree for nothing 😂😂😂

I love how you're not 100% sure if this is tongue in cheek or sincere for a good 10 minutes, well played

I was on the fence about whether you were being serious until the line about the shuttle parking a polite distance from the Ersos' house. 😂😂 well played.

The moment you called the Empire "job creators", I knew that you are a masterful satirist.

@kimberlysteller2556

2 жыл бұрын

But created full employment through slavery.

@jont2576

2 жыл бұрын

Not when he called the Jedis child molesters?

@aSandwich.13

2 жыл бұрын

@@jont2576 That could be taken as an outright joke, where the job creator thing is a clever subversion of an established paradigm.

@jont2576

2 жыл бұрын

@@aSandwich.13 an outright joke but often viewed thru the right wing lens as facts.thats when u know its a double ententre of the highest level.....a level within a level.

@aSandwich.13

2 жыл бұрын

@@jont2576 It's like a Burrito within a Quesadilla. A Quesarito.

I grew up liking 6 films. It's still 6 films, Disney

@TheBlaise91

3 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? There are only 3

@thekhans2823

3 жыл бұрын

@ @@TheBlaise91 , no most Star Wars fans say it’s 6, because it’s the 3 original moves and the 3 prequels

@thekhans2823

3 жыл бұрын

@ @@TheBlaise91 , the sequels are trash- like your memory

@edgarsreviewsyt7902

3 жыл бұрын

@@thekhans2823 he might not be talking about the sequels

@AyanKhan-og3sd

3 жыл бұрын

@@edgarsreviewsyt7902 he was talking about the orignals

Blue is the hardest color to create since it demand a lot of energy. Everything else is a spectrum of the three energy colors red green and blue.

@IAmJimHuss

3 ай бұрын

Ummm yellow?

I always felt that Dooku was the good guy of the story. The Jedi had lost control of the Republic. It’s actually very similar to Roman history. When Julius Caesar’s adopted son: Julius Caesar took power because the Republic was broken.

"The Empire shoots green lasers which mean, "Go in Peace." More like go in pieces.

@zachrichardson7099

4 жыл бұрын

@Aswad Faruki What do you meeeeen! It just means a different type of taberna gas, probably refined by a different company. They are not even lasers, they are bolts of ionised plasma.

@jackstam1328

4 жыл бұрын

And when he’s says red lightsabers mean stop I don’t want to hurt you, complete bs, it stands more blood and killing

This watches like an imperial propaganda video 😂

@govelasco

2 жыл бұрын

"Five fingers deep", that's all you need to know about the troll that made this video.

@jefftaylor529

2 жыл бұрын

The Force is strong with this one..

@hunggamerofficial3252

2 жыл бұрын

I remember this line of Spirit Obiwan with Luke "Luke, any truth you hear is based on certain point of view". And then, in reality, i hear this shit: "Speak your truth is the most powerful thing". That's not all, here comes this bs as well "The Truth is just a matter of Perspective". If the truth is a matter of "Perspective" or "Point of View", there will be no Truth. Then that means we are living in a Big Lie?

@first-impressions

2 жыл бұрын

Such a waste!

@zucaritasenjoyer7259

2 жыл бұрын

Well considering that all the movies are just rebel propaganda

I now understand that poland was a very unpopulated country, it has a lot of sense now

What's crazy, is when you DO include the Legends content, and find out that Sidious knew about the Yuuzhan Vong, and "knew" the Republic (the way it was) wouldn't stand a chance. Many of the superweapons built by the Empire were to fight the YV. It's even alluded to that the YV were a major reason Sidious made his power grab when he did.

China should hire this man as their public relations man.

@IAmJimHuss

3 жыл бұрын

I don't work with real villains 🤷‍♂️

@justsomeguy7921

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he should get hired immediately!

@andrj8844

3 жыл бұрын

@@IAmJimHuss then you can't work with any country in the world

@Killerbee4712

3 жыл бұрын

@@IAmJimHuss o o f

@u.h.forum.

3 жыл бұрын

UeUeUdk most countries are better than China

Obi-Wan: "Only imperial stormtroopers are this precise:" The entire audience: "I see through the lies of the jedi"

@quantumplay6374

2 жыл бұрын

oh no, does this mean that the reason why stormtroopers are inaccurate is by design?

@tgs9740

2 жыл бұрын

@@quantumplay6374 y3eeeeeeeeeessssss

@eisenklad

2 жыл бұрын

@@quantumplay6374 maybe they are being accurate... firing warning shots only. do take note stormtroopers are recruited from all over the galaxy, maybe they are afraid killing someone that is from the homeworld of their fellow comrades

@tonyfendex2558

2 жыл бұрын

Well, they managed to destroyed all the ships attacking the death star, except for 3 or 4 ships!!! Movies don't kill their heroes in the middle of a movie or trilogy. Have you ever seen james bond movies?, his enemies always miss when shooting at him. As a story teller (aspiring) you don't kill your characters in the middle of a story: you may lose your AUDIENCE!!! I thought knew that ALREADY.

@creativeusername1013

2 жыл бұрын

For the last time, Storm troopers do not have bad aim, in the OT, they had orders to let Leia escape so they could find the rebel base, Disney thought it would be funny to ruin storm troopers and make their terrible aim canon

25:04 … that escalated very quickly 😂😂😂

“Barefoot mini people riding eagles” 😂😂😂 I too loved the hobbit and lord of the rings

"They believe in teamwork and always work in pairs" killed me XD

@cataro2058

Жыл бұрын

I was reading the comments while watching the video and while I was reading your comment he said the line

@devilmolten

Жыл бұрын

​@@cataro2058 same

Darth Vader and stormtroopers were very responsible in the use of masks to prevent the spread of any kind viruses, while promiscuous Leia kisses in the mouth everyone she crossed

@bikramarora1819

Жыл бұрын

@@homer6292 My brother in christ one of them was her own brother

@Diego-uo3gi

Жыл бұрын

@@bikramarora1819 she has to ask him his heritage, if he didnt know, she is rich, she should to research, dyor, before kiss

@joshua1750

Жыл бұрын

@@bikramarora1819 my brother in Christ she had no clue at the time

@brandocalrissian3294

Жыл бұрын

She takes herd immunity very seriously.

@PattyOflan88

Жыл бұрын

​@@joshua1750 my brother in Christ she said "... I've always known"

the part about the lightsabers from the phantom menace retcons the color of the rebel blasters.

Idk if destroying entire planets with a death laser is a sign of goodness but that’s just me lol

“Oh no, I heard exactly half of a dozen million individual voices on alderan get destroyed, because you can only use millions for 1-2 million, and nobody has ever said millions for anything over 2 million” -obi wan kenobi

@Lukas-tq5uq

4 жыл бұрын

If you actually google it alderaans population was 2 billion

@dsgamingteam7544

4 жыл бұрын

Lukas He said all he was using was the movies, so anything you heard from a youtube video or comic book is irrelevant.

@davidfranco8919

4 жыл бұрын

It could have been night time and people were asleep.

@SatoryanGojo

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidfranco8919 some planets don't have suns so no night time

@jessedunn254

4 жыл бұрын

Still far less than when the jedi decided to end all who occupied what the concidered in sith space (far more than what it really was) when they decided to end that species becouse jedi had trained some.

“The Empire fires green lasers which means, ‘Go in peace.’” LMAO, if you’re not a lawyer I think you missed your calling!

@JKapite

2 жыл бұрын

And the jedi had green lightsabers, which implies "go and die"

@lordbonney9779

2 жыл бұрын

@@JKapite see! Proof that they’re evil!

@currentcommentor8745

2 жыл бұрын

The red and green lasers are a reference to the colour of the tracer rounds by the allies and axis in ww2.

@j1gly-pq576

2 жыл бұрын

@@MeloonM4n seems you’re involving lore that isn’t part of the movies, remember the beginning when he said this analysis was predicated on only the movies.

@themanhimself6696

2 жыл бұрын

@@JKapite but dont forget the red lightsabers mean peace, and to stop but red lasers means go and die XD

This dude justifies testing the death star on a populated planet when there were plenty of unpopulated planets to go around.

The Jedi weren't just the Republic's federal law enforcement agency; the institution also policed Force users themselves. In a very real sense the Sith just wanted to be free to live their lives.