Lucky Bags Roundup | Ashens

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Good ol' Lucky Bags - a source of disappointment for young children since the 1970's! Today we cast an eye over four of them - two generic, one DC Comics flavoured and one consisting entirely of items to do with Celtic Football Club for some reason. What's in these things nowadays? (And six years ago as a couple of them are hideously out of date?) And how long does it take us to come to the conclusion that there's not much lucky about them really?
We get a crazy mish-mash of fake tattoos, crap stickers, rotten sweets and even weaponry! What a time to be alive.
#Tat #Random #Ashens

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  • @CouragSomeone
    @CouragSomeone3 жыл бұрын

    Ashens notices the sweets are mouldy... then IMMEDIATELY eats it anyway.

  • @Moonbeam143

    @Moonbeam143

    3 жыл бұрын

    It isn't the worst thing he has eaten.

  • @CommodoreFan64

    @CommodoreFan64

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would love to see Ashens, and Steve1989MRE do a crossover video once this whole "human malware" is done with, and travel restrictions are fully lifted.

  • @chinghamburger2200

    @chinghamburger2200

    3 жыл бұрын

    First time?

  • @ReallifeBambiDeerattheFarm1

    @ReallifeBambiDeerattheFarm1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CommodoreFan64 Let's get this out onto the trey. Nice! It looks like rot and death. Let's eat it!

  • @AltimaNEO

    @AltimaNEO

    3 жыл бұрын

    I fucking lost it at that. Only he would do that.

  • @lucretiamacevil362
    @lucretiamacevil3623 жыл бұрын

    I've never actually seen those chalk tablets go to rot. I figured they were the sort of junk that would last forever. Very educational video today.

  • @spicybeantofu

    @spicybeantofu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same I think I have a few still wrapped and they aren't physically rotten but probably taste gross by now.

  • @user-st7rq3sn7v

    @user-st7rq3sn7v

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's the ones from that particular continent that rot..... if you happen to be on the left continent(Americas) ours don't rot because it's not natural sugar....... It's the highly synthetic stuff they got by studying bird saliva

  • @ShitStainedBallSack

    @ShitStainedBallSack

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@user-st7rq3sn7v that's scarily accurate regarding most American "food"

  • @user-st7rq3sn7v

    @user-st7rq3sn7v

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ShitStainedBallSack Woah Woah Woah! *Careful* throwing the word "food" around! Even with air quotes! We lost that privilege when that guy made the breadless chicken sandwich!.......... It's just chicken!

  • @dogwalker666

    @dogwalker666

    3 жыл бұрын

    If the are artificial sweeteners they will go mouldy easily.

  • @Pikachu132
    @Pikachu1323 жыл бұрын

    虎 does indeed mean tiger. 拳 technically means fist, but it's also used in the name of various fighting styles, where it's sometimes translated as "boxing". Ie 醉拳, which is probably most commonly referred to as "Drunken Fist" in English, but sometimes as "Drunken Boxing" as well. Feels weird to see 拳 on its own translated as "boxing" though.

  • @johnnyc.3261

    @johnnyc.3261

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pikachu132 I’m came down here looking for this comment because I had a hunch that characters didn’t translate correctly. Thx

  • @Oldbmwr100rs

    @Oldbmwr100rs

    3 жыл бұрын

    Through the cheap wonders of some non google translation program. Likely the same one often used for english translated chinese instruction manuals. What fun.

  • @Pikachu132

    @Pikachu132

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@johnnyc.3261 It's not really "incorrect", it's more that the character doesn't really mean "boxing" on its own, it can just be used in compound words where it makes sense to translate it as boxing.

  • @Nails_By_Kimberlee

    @Nails_By_Kimberlee

    3 жыл бұрын

    Came looking for this exact comment lol

  • @swanningabout

    @swanningabout

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Nails_By_Kimberlee why "lol"?

  • @llamamusicchannel7688
    @llamamusicchannel76883 жыл бұрын

    "Oh no they've actually gone mouldy" "Alright, I'll have a little bit" Sometimes it's good to not

  • @ericpode6095

    @ericpode6095

    3 жыл бұрын

    With any luck it's penicillin & protect him from all the other out of date stuff he eats.....

  • @BulletFever1

    @BulletFever1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @Firefoxfifty

    @Firefoxfifty

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BulletFever1 let's get this out on a tray!

  • @majidwahid7793

    @majidwahid7793

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ericpode6095 Three Stooges Syndrome: a vast range of diseases so great in fact that they cancel each other out.

  • @captain1334

    @captain1334

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Firefoxfifty no steve no

  • @dingdongbells3314
    @dingdongbells33143 жыл бұрын

    "That was our lucky bags round up... and last one ever, too" **2027** "Oh, Fortnite themed candy? Flippin' heck, Fortnite sure was a thing once, wasn't it? Too bad this thing expired in 2021, I sure ain't getting food poisoning just to make some giddy 20 something year old giddy with nostalgia for his early teen years."

  • @DarthPaul16

    @DarthPaul16

    3 жыл бұрын

    And then he nibbles it anyway.

  • @TheHutchy01

    @TheHutchy01

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean 6 years out of date is basically fresh by Stuart's standards

  • @stevetayler9518

    @stevetayler9518

    2 ай бұрын

    We’re only 3 years away from this coming to pass

  • @TheFreshSpam
    @TheFreshSpam3 жыл бұрын

    The box of unsticky stickers have spare glue that can be used from the melted lollipop , how thoughtful of them to know

  • @someonessidechannel1485

    @someonessidechannel1485

    3 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely vile (thank you)

  • @oldstyler7752

    @oldstyler7752

    3 жыл бұрын

    They are one step ahead of the game

  • @PanAndScanBuddy

    @PanAndScanBuddy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like an old adventure game. Use lollipop goo on sticker.

  • @WilliamPorygon
    @WilliamPorygon3 жыл бұрын

    "My Peppa Pig knowledge is about zero, I'm afraid." I wish my Peppa Pig knowledge was about zero

  • @ccggenius

    @ccggenius

    3 жыл бұрын

    wait, there's a Peppa Pig character named zero? Must be pretty cool if you want to know more about them.

  • @mr.jamtastick6055

    @mr.jamtastick6055

    3 жыл бұрын

    My sister has cursed me with the knowledge of "Muddy puddles!!"

  • @ballsin3d205

    @ballsin3d205

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your pfp makes me want to die

  • @AngelicDesigns292

    @AngelicDesigns292

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wish I didn’t know she was seven foot tall o.o

  • @necrobach4854

    @necrobach4854

    3 жыл бұрын

    All I know is that Lucina wants to kill her

  • @culwin
    @culwin3 жыл бұрын

    Sad Onion wanted some FNAF cards and a cool boxing tattoo.

  • @serendipitybetta9190
    @serendipitybetta91903 жыл бұрын

    I smiled so big when I heard “🚫 0-3 sad onion” that’s my favorite line. I still love it. Makes me smile every time.

  • @creativewarrior3764
    @creativewarrior37643 жыл бұрын

    I know that first bag was just random shite but it wasn’t the worst bag of shite, considering the price.

  • @Pehmokettu

    @Pehmokettu

    3 жыл бұрын

    When I was a child I really liked temporary tattoos so for me the first bag would have been the best. :) I am not sure why Ashens think that temporary tattoos are not for kids because it is very rare that an adult uses them. :D

  • @kabobawsome

    @kabobawsome

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. A fidget spinner of roughly that sort of low quality is at least half the costs worth already. With the crayons and felt tips, that's absolutely worth it alone.

  • @TheTheninjagummybear

    @TheTheninjagummybear

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Pehmokettu, Not temporary tattoos in general, just those specific ones.

  • @ANOtherProductions10
    @ANOtherProductions103 жыл бұрын

    Pretty sure that gun normally had a tube of candy sticking out the handle.

  • @spicybeantofu

    @spicybeantofu

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think so too

  • @Grobut81

    @Grobut81

    3 жыл бұрын

    All guns do. That's why people like them!

  • @Hazelcake

    @Hazelcake

    3 жыл бұрын

    you are correct!

  • @conradhardman7254

    @conradhardman7254

    3 жыл бұрын

    100% correct

  • @IanWoolf
    @IanWoolf3 жыл бұрын

    The top is more special than it looks - its a tippe-top. It turns itself upside down and keeps spinning, when you spin it on a hard surface. It started turning upside down even on your cardboard. The physics of how it turns upside-down has been the subject of academic study.

  • @heatherwillis-kershner1973

    @heatherwillis-kershner1973

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ah ha! I thought it was, thank you for confirming 🙂

  • @4TheWinQuinn

    @4TheWinQuinn

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s special because it’s a crack bowl

  • @loganheron684

    @loganheron684

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jesus crist you must be called a nerd

  • @TheTheninjagummybear

    @TheTheninjagummybear

    2 жыл бұрын

    These replies are rancid

  • @Tetrini
    @Tetrini3 жыл бұрын

    "Oh bloody hell! You can cut a duck with this!" this is my favorite quote ever

  • @trarialtrarial

    @trarialtrarial

    2 жыл бұрын

    just realized it's actually "you'd concuss a duck with this" which is even better

  • @DrBrennan

    @DrBrennan

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@trarialtrarial no I hear "cut".

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo3 жыл бұрын

    So out of date, it's hazardous to a normal human. Just mildly annoying to Stuart

  • @dukctape

    @dukctape

    3 жыл бұрын

    stuart is the steve1989 of tatty imported candy

  • @Laurabeck329

    @Laurabeck329

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well his stomach is, after all, lined with many steels

  • @samiraperi467

    @samiraperi467

    3 жыл бұрын

    I recently found marmalade that was two years out of date in a cupboard of ours. It was perfectly fine because it was sealed and all that sugar makes it impossible for most things to grow.

  • @Josh19998

    @Josh19998

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@samiraperi467 you didn’t clean your cupboards for 2 years. Your house must be a tip

  • @kaisipe412

    @kaisipe412

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Josh19998 I found rice from 2013 in my parent's house

  • @ShakeItLittleTina
    @ShakeItLittleTina3 жыл бұрын

    Man those retractable crayons are pretty old, I remember them being the hot new item when I was like 4 and I’m only 20

  • @thomraider9193
    @thomraider91933 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes stuart is like a dog that eats pretty much anything you put in front of him

  • @planetschlock

    @planetschlock

    3 жыл бұрын

    I almost thought he was going to take a nibble out of that Flash eraser.

  • @emilyhogan4973
    @emilyhogan49733 жыл бұрын

    The first bag reminded me of a surprise box Targets in America sold that where basically filled with unsold products from the blind bag/collectibles aisle.

  • @eyeballpaul700

    @eyeballpaul700

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's what poundland does too, any overstock or tat that doesn't sell gets bundled together and sold in bags

  • @wisteela

    @wisteela

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@eyeballpaul700 I didn't know they did that

  • @marwinout

    @marwinout

    3 жыл бұрын

    barf

  • @krono9451
    @krono94513 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes I forget Stuart had a PhD in Psychology.

  • @6The6EyE6

    @6The6EyE6

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did he lose it behind the couch cushions?

  • @swanningabout

    @swanningabout

    3 жыл бұрын

    has*

  • @Thorstendeal

    @Thorstendeal

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait seriously?! I have been watching his videos for years and I never knew that!

  • @mr.bobcyndaquil4214

    @mr.bobcyndaquil4214

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Thorstendeal In his second POPStation review he called himself a "failed psychologist and Internet cunt,"

  • @kaioken654
    @kaioken6543 жыл бұрын

    Fidget spinners were great for skaters who broke a bearing, instead of driving all the way to the skate shop you only need to go to your local gas station.

  • @aaronstepien2363

    @aaronstepien2363

    3 жыл бұрын

    My dude....

  • @godslaughter
    @godslaughter3 жыл бұрын

    Disturbed by the fact that the elephant has his teeth (tusks) sticking out of his nose instead of his mouth. Scary. Do they even know how teeth work.

  • @averagebritishguy7082

    @averagebritishguy7082

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe it's just dried snot.

  • @spicybeantofu

    @spicybeantofu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe it's a mustache?

  • @silentguy123

    @silentguy123

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kc9512 Why would people object to that? The definition for tusk says "Tusks are elongated, continuously growing front teeth that protrude well beyond the mouth of certain mammal species"

  • @who6242

    @who6242

    3 жыл бұрын

    Imagine an elephant with a human nose

  • @AndyHullMcPenguin

    @AndyHullMcPenguin

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@who6242 I want you to not imagine an elephant with a human nose.. Did you manage that? Well did you? DID YOU?!

  • @melbutterworth7976
    @melbutterworth79763 жыл бұрын

    If ashens garage was the only surviving piece of the 2000s and 2010s future historians would be very confused

  • @jollymastermind1237
    @jollymastermind12373 жыл бұрын

    Ashens is my comfort content, I watch his vids when I'm having bad anxiety

  • @natesgeeklounge

    @natesgeeklounge

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I somehow always watch him When I’m winding down for bed or if Im sick

  • @yink2andahalf

    @yink2andahalf

    3 жыл бұрын

    super chill and funny

  • @RidesandRambling

    @RidesandRambling

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same, there's something almost ASMRish about it

  • @yoritotsu

    @yoritotsu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah he's like I've of 3 youtubers I go to bed listening too except for Pop Station vids with emergency opening

  • @jessicafulcher1980

    @jessicafulcher1980

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @ramrod126
    @ramrod1263 жыл бұрын

    "daddy pig, sounds he is from a different sort of film". I lost my shit, almost spit beer on my keyboard. Keep it up Ashens.

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE9113 жыл бұрын

    Ashens' surprise at that foam disk gun has made my entire night. I know he's not the most jaded and cynical tat reviewer, but hearing him exclaim in genuine joy really makes me happy.

  • @philtowle4683

    @philtowle4683

    Жыл бұрын

    I think they had removed the out of date sweets from the bottom

  • @MustacheHam
    @MustacheHam3 жыл бұрын

    With a cartoon pineapple, everything is alright.

  • @lPsychoMax

    @lPsychoMax

    3 жыл бұрын

    Especially if there's a sponge living in it under the sea!

  • @htcmlcrip

    @htcmlcrip

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pinnealple? Pizza is missing g then

  • @someonessidechannel1485
    @someonessidechannel14853 жыл бұрын

    Okay that last lolly, you can't convince me he didn't ingest straight-up dissolved plastic

  • @mikec1222

    @mikec1222

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's downright a feast compared to some of the stuff he's eaten on this channel

  • @Nat-qj6cr

    @Nat-qj6cr

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes the whole chicken in a can is an interesting watch

  • @eins2001

    @eins2001

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Nat-qj6cr *gets ptsd*

  • @palerider4582
    @palerider45823 жыл бұрын

    This is exactly what the doctor ordered.

  • @RikuHino

    @RikuHino

    3 жыл бұрын

    You said it brother

  • @upyoursenator

    @upyoursenator

    3 жыл бұрын

    If your doctor's name is Ashens then yes.

  • @pogshushunga7380

    @pogshushunga7380

    3 жыл бұрын

    Indeed my friend

  • @swanningabout

    @swanningabout

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@RikuHino brother?

  • @palerider4582

    @palerider4582

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@upyoursenator Ah yes, a classic fun.

  • @ChodaBoyUSA
    @ChodaBoyUSA3 жыл бұрын

    Ashens: "It's got all of your favorites. Daddy Pig...sounds like he's from a different sort of film." Me: * *shoots soda out of his nose* *

  • @spicybeantofu

    @spicybeantofu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Considering those are kink words its pretty spot on

  • @purpleneons

    @purpleneons

    3 жыл бұрын

    i was like "he did not just say this"

  • @happydog3422

    @happydog3422

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣😂

  • @masked-feraligatr1094
    @masked-feraligatr10943 жыл бұрын

    “Stuart empties his garage” episode 642.

  • @Nat-qj6cr

    @Nat-qj6cr

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would like to see that in fairness

  • @MsTokyoBlue
    @MsTokyoBlue3 жыл бұрын

    The internet is definitely the proper place for a game that teaches ball control and encourages you to use feet, chest and thighs.

  • @kevaughnmerrill6534

    @kevaughnmerrill6534

    3 жыл бұрын

    The cops are on their way

  • @pennyhero7873

    @pennyhero7873

    3 жыл бұрын

    Devient art and or a certain hub beginning with P will also teach you these things Edit: That may have been the joke you were going for now I think on it

  • @TheSpoonDeLauro

    @TheSpoonDeLauro

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pennyhero7873 r/woosh

  • @pennyhero7873

    @pennyhero7873

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheSpoonDeLauro not really you will note that I corrected myself as I realised the joke

  • @TheSpoonDeLauro

    @TheSpoonDeLauro

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pennyhero7873 I know I was just kidding😂

  • @jonfavreau8741
    @jonfavreau87413 жыл бұрын

    As a long time Ashens fan, and celtic season ticket holder, this is when i finally found out im living in a simulation.

  • @chrismiracle

    @chrismiracle

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shouldn't be surprised, he does review horrid tat.

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer

    @TheSmart-CasualGamer

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@chrismiracle Found the Rangers fan.

  • @Shaunicus.
    @Shaunicus.3 жыл бұрын

    At this point, Ashens must have spent more time on his knees than Riley Reid

  • @RoundBaguette

    @RoundBaguette

    3 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment

  • @wolfetteplays8894

    @wolfetteplays8894

    3 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @jacksonpercy8044

    @jacksonpercy8044

    3 жыл бұрын

    POV: You're on your knees playing with toys for thousands of internet views

  • @matcha6710

    @matcha6710

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jacksonpercy8044 Stuart does it better.

  • @PixelatedH2O
    @PixelatedH2O3 жыл бұрын

    These kinds of things all over conventions in the States. However, they're usually massive boxes and cost far more than a dollar.

  • @Pehmokettu

    @Pehmokettu

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have seen some KZread reviews about those convention boxes. Usually those are really expensive boxes that include an action figure of a character that no-one likes and some cheap tat.

  • @JLocke573
    @JLocke5733 жыл бұрын

    I like how Ashens got really excited when one of the things was only a year out of date

  • @spiller194
    @spiller1943 жыл бұрын

    Ashens talking about referring to bags as boxes at 6:00 made sing to myself_ 'Little boxes on the sofa, Little boxes made of ticky-tacky, Little boxes on the sofa, Little boxes all the same,' etc. :P

  • @matcha6710

    @matcha6710

    2 жыл бұрын

    You reminded me of that old show, Weeds. It's a good show and a good song.

  • @evilspoons
    @evilspoons3 жыл бұрын

    "I'm going to try licking the goo off it." ... "That was a mistake." We're on Kev's football instructions level here, folks.

  • @ChrisWachtler
    @ChrisWachtler3 жыл бұрын

    “The best strikers like Thierry Henry and Ruud van Nistelrooy” - Yep... it’s been a while since that was printed.

  • @Hershie

    @Hershie

    3 жыл бұрын

    Probably a good 15 years old. The whole style reminds me of this collectable weekly football binder thing I collected most of in what must've been the late 90s. 5(?) red folders with weekly cards for clubs and players. Football Magic iirc

  • @Crusader1089

    @Crusader1089

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait Ruud van Nistelrooy is a real name. Bloody hell

  • @Helldhaz

    @Helldhaz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Crusader1089 You'll be like a kid at Christmas when you hear about the Netherlands.

  • @garin8529

    @garin8529

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Crusader1089 Other countries exist, pure madness

  • @matcha6710

    @matcha6710

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@garin8529 I don't think it's "other countries" so much as it's "wow, name I've never heard that sounds slightly made up but is actually real, which is neat".

  • @explicitbrainjuice6545
    @explicitbrainjuice65453 жыл бұрын

    I love how one of the tattoo images is just some stock image of a woman in a wedding dress.

  • @brynstarre
    @brynstarre3 жыл бұрын

    A shame you didn't have a Rangers bag, you could have had the two bags fight.

  • @lanspectre3417

    @lanspectre3417

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ketameme5 a big massive drum surely

  • @CompaSystem

    @CompaSystem

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ketameme5 And us green bois have carbombs?

  • @hunterglaspell5580
    @hunterglaspell55803 жыл бұрын

    This sofa has been a morning routine of mine for so long. Thanks for not changing your content. Don’t need to fix what’s not broken.

  • @MuchWhittering
    @MuchWhittering3 жыл бұрын

    No "I can see perfectly"? You've changed, Stuart. You've changed.

  • @hottoontownpost

    @hottoontownpost

    3 жыл бұрын

    time for the pitchforks

  • @Rhubarb.and.Crustard

    @Rhubarb.and.Crustard

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was my first thought too

  • @mysteriotube1233

    @mysteriotube1233

    3 жыл бұрын

    HowlingSnail blindbagsand luckybags are two seperate monsters

  • @GamingWolfGod

    @GamingWolfGod

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not called a blind bag though.

  • @TheOriginalMaxGForce
    @TheOriginalMaxGForce3 жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie, 8-year-old me would have loved all this stuff.

  • @hannahcostanzo7488
    @hannahcostanzo74883 жыл бұрын

    "Ok I'm going to lick the goo off of it" is a sentence that only works in certain contexts...

  • @LordBloodpool
    @LordBloodpool3 жыл бұрын

    There's almost certainly a whole factory full of edible items slowly rotting away in Ashen's house

  • @B_Skizzle
    @B_Skizzle3 жыл бұрын

    I quite enjoy that it looks like Batman is yelling "help" on the DC bag. I’m slightly surprised Stu didn’t comment on it.

  • @scotty_blocks
    @scotty_blocks3 жыл бұрын

    'Oh it's gone so soft and rancid', as the actress said to the Bishop.

  • @Ripperley
    @Ripperley3 жыл бұрын

    Years of old out-of-date food have worn our poor Ashens down. Once upon a time he'd not touch anything that might actually be harmful to his health, at least not without a quick swig of gin afterwards. And here he is now giving a quick "oh go on then" to literally moldy sweets.

  • @MatthewPiercey
    @MatthewPiercey3 жыл бұрын

    1:09 - Good to see that Mike's Mexican Non-Union equivalent is doing alright. Looks like he's got himself a spaceship 🚀 (actually is it literally just the emoji blown up?! 😅) - either that or he's hijacking it...

  • @jmaienoakes3743
    @jmaienoakes37433 жыл бұрын

    “It’s took me about seven years to get these” so I’m looking forward to the next lucky bag around up in 2027

  • @ViolenziaDomestica
    @ViolenziaDomestica3 жыл бұрын

    “Mexican non-union equivalent” 😂😂😂 love a good Simpson’s reference

  • @5udimax
    @5udimax3 жыл бұрын

    I love how happy he was after playing with that disc gun

  • @Cyanid3Child
    @Cyanid3Child2 жыл бұрын

    I start wondering what the area you store these things must look like...then fear scares the thought away and I just enjoy the video in ignorance.

  • @essidrovital6397
    @essidrovital63973 жыл бұрын

    6:35 lol the classic “nought to three sad onion” joke made by Ashens. They should make a t-shirt with the symbol saying “0-3 sad onion”

  • @erkang2677
    @erkang26773 жыл бұрын

    In 4:10 the Chinese for tiger is correct, but 拳 means fist, not boxing.

  • @Mike-77-YT

    @Mike-77-YT

    5 күн бұрын

    I mean, you do use your fist in boxing, so I guess it's kinda accurate in that way?

  • @commanderbrickbreaker45
    @commanderbrickbreaker453 жыл бұрын

    7:59 "Green Lantern's is the Emerald Archer in the Top left" Green Arrow: Am I a joke to you?

  • @eleanorchadd9008
    @eleanorchadd90083 жыл бұрын

    'I'm gonna lick the goo off the outside' No... Please... I know we've seen you eat out of date canned tongue but this is a whole different level

  • @DarthPerkins
    @DarthPerkins3 жыл бұрын

    Complains about mouldy sweets... two videos ago: "I'm just going to try a bite from this pork chop found in a canopic jar in the Great pyramid of Cheops..."

  • @krono9451
    @krono94513 жыл бұрын

    Lucky bags are like dating men. Nice branding, but once you dig in, you encounter nothing but disappointment.

  • @CosmicGaijin

    @CosmicGaijin

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yikes, sounds like we found the feminist.

  • @krono9451

    @krono9451

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CosmicGaijin I'm a man and I'm gay.

  • @MoultrieGeek

    @MoultrieGeek

    3 жыл бұрын

    that sound just about right

  • @CosmicGaijin

    @CosmicGaijin

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MoultrieGeek hahahahaha 🤣

  • @eiaboca1

    @eiaboca1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CosmicGaijin what a dumb comment

  • @davidmurray7624
    @davidmurray76243 жыл бұрын

    First mention of the good ol' sad onion in a while, he was sadder than usual till....

  • @kurodon8533
    @kurodon85333 жыл бұрын

    Can confirm the tattoo characters are mostly correct, and are actually the same in Japanese. 虎(とら・tora): Tiger 拳(こぶし・kobushi): Fist

  • @mandy5313
    @mandy53133 жыл бұрын

    My favourite childhood “toy”, it was more like a weapon😂, was my potato gun.

  • @mnky75
    @mnky753 жыл бұрын

    "We've found the leakage" - Ashens' GP 2020.

  • @ToastyMozart
    @ToastyMozart3 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit! Those twist crayons just reminded me of some crappy Crayola games I used to play on the computer ages ago.

  • @craniumbear
    @craniumbear3 жыл бұрын

    I loved suprize bags when I was a kid. I wasn't very smart.

  • @oyecomova5478
    @oyecomova54783 жыл бұрын

    "Right, I'm gonna try licking the goo off it" *NOOOOO*

  • @ToastyMozart
    @ToastyMozart3 жыл бұрын

    "Sweet Cred" is most likely a play on "Street Cred," a largely American term referring to a reputation of legitimacy in a poverty-stricken area and/or blue collar crime.

  • @JasonRBeing

    @JasonRBeing

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thats what I take it to mean too, OR "I got some sweet cred", as in my cred is "sweet".

  • @ShadowFoxSoothsayer

    @ShadowFoxSoothsayer

    3 жыл бұрын

    I've seen a range of poundland sweets he's tried before called Sweet Cred though.

  • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
    @rezandrarizkyirianto-19333 жыл бұрын

    That disk gun brings me back so much memories

  • @Spewa-em8cm
    @Spewa-em8cm3 жыл бұрын

    I'm still amazed by how popular Five nights at Freddy's is with children, considering the story and difficulty of the games. Its always seemed like a series children would hate.

  • @chrisandrus2735
    @chrisandrus27353 жыл бұрын

    Finally! Another ashens video!! Ive binge watched all of his videos! Hes one of the funniest people ive watched!

  • @maddoctor99
    @maddoctor993 жыл бұрын

    Must try harder: you owe it to your viewers to “test” the tattoos for us... call yourself a public service outlet? (You don’t...)

  • @mgthestrange9098

    @mgthestrange9098

    3 жыл бұрын

    And he has to test them on his arse.

  • @metv4254
    @metv42542 жыл бұрын

    I love when there is reading. These videos definitely help me relax

  • @slrich316
    @slrich3163 жыл бұрын

    Without a doubt these videos are my ultimate favourite. I never comment on a video so that’s how much I enjoy yours! I’ve commented!! I’m overjoyed when a new one appears! Love your humour!

  • @JasonRBeing
    @JasonRBeing3 жыл бұрын

    the gun probably says "Sweet Cred" as a play on words for "Street Cred".

  • @robrophside3691

    @robrophside3691

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's a company that makes sweets, Stuart has reviewed their stuff before. The gun was supposed to have a jar of sweets at the end of the handle.

  • @daemonspudguy

    @daemonspudguy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Jack Hayhurst Yes, that's exactly what he's saying.

  • @pivottech8881
    @pivottech88812 жыл бұрын

    Ashens is definitely the jml guy lmao he's got the voice

  • @solophiesoterica
    @solophiesoterica Жыл бұрын

    This reminds me of the day I felt I needed to reevaluate my life, when I realised I was watching a man opening luckybags for entertainment at 53 years old. When was that again, oh 2x years ago…I’ve come along way in those 2 years…clearly.

  • @themaister

    @themaister

    Жыл бұрын

    You like what you like, no shame in that -A dense 26 yr old.

  • @benosonline
    @benosonline3 жыл бұрын

    I was already dying laughing in the first minute. “She’s shrieking in pain, but there’s a cool pineapple so it’s all ok”

  • @AceOThorns
    @AceOThorns3 жыл бұрын

    "I fear for my health..." Seriously, Stuart? SERIOUSLY?

  • @erichollingsworth4853
    @erichollingsworth48533 жыл бұрын

    Ashens is the inquisitive feeling you get when you wander into a shady re-sale shop and find a Commodore 64 with someone's mixtape from way too recently inside, and pack of old candy taped on top. You'll ask, "Mother! Why is the Commodore a box?" And she'll reply, "because your father drinks and votes labor." But before you get a chance to cry, a strange man in a black suit and red tie knocks over your mum, says, "hello!" , pulls the box from your hands, and the shop melts into loose pixels, and you're left standing on the sidewalk and you're 43 and you're late for work....an absolute bargain!!! Looking forward to the next 15 years Ashens!!!!!

  • @jensendiecast2385
    @jensendiecast2385 Жыл бұрын

    with the "sweet cred" lettering on the foam gun, the same lettering and logo can be seen in an older video in which he reviews 2 mini microwave pizzas, and also talks about marshmallow animals, which have the sweet cred lettering on them. so "sweet cred" seems to be a brand. and reading through comments, one user said that it should come with candy in the handle which further backs this up.

  • @alexhodgson4114
    @alexhodgson41143 жыл бұрын

    I felt so nostalgic watching that. I remember getting a lucky bag from Spar every saturday in the 90s, for about 80p I think. Always random stuff, I think the best thing that ever came out of one I had was a Ghostbusters soundbox thing

  • @cringer8107

    @cringer8107

    3 жыл бұрын

    does spar still exist in the uk ? in germany its been long gone !

  • @alexhodgson4114

    @alexhodgson4114

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cringer8107 I think so but it’s seldom seen if it does. I live in New Zealand now so can’t really say

  • @Sykotix420
    @Sykotix4203 жыл бұрын

    The crap in this bag is INSANELY better than the US dollar store toys. At least these are actual branded items. Not some extremely cheap knock offs

  • @Moonbeam143

    @Moonbeam143

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can see my child self liking the stuff in that bag.

  • @sullygroot924

    @sullygroot924

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Moonbeam143 its insane to think I've been watching ashen before my oldest was born

  • @CommodoreFan64

    @CommodoreFan64

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can see a young kid really liking the Peppa Pig stuff when the bag was new.

  • @sullygroot924

    @sullygroot924

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Sassy The Sasquatch my oldest is 12 now so about the sam time

  • @AltimaNEO

    @AltimaNEO

    3 жыл бұрын

    In fairness, a pound is almost double the worth of a dollar. Or was, anyway, before brexit. Not sure of it's value now.

  • @ultimateaquiles
    @ultimateaquiles3 жыл бұрын

    I would've never thought I'd see anything Five Nights at Freddy's related in an ashens video.

  • @TheSwagGuy5000

    @TheSwagGuy5000

    3 жыл бұрын

    same

  • @SteveBrandon

    @SteveBrandon

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't feel like checking but I seem to remember Five Nights at Freddy's merchandise showing up in one or two Lootcrate videos.

  • @jesusramirezromo2037

    @jesusramirezromo2037

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why??, he covers alot of lootcrates and tat bags Both wich tend to have FNAF merch from overstock

  • @CommodoreFan64

    @CommodoreFan64

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SteveBrandon I'm remembering the same thing, the great thing about all the KZreadr like Ashens getting all the crate boxes was you could see what was in them, fell like you were getting them, and not spend a dime unless shit you did not want, and/or need.

  • @SteveBrandon

    @SteveBrandon

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CommodoreFan64 I think the only thing from any of those Lootcrate videos that I actually wanted was the 1:64 scale Supernatural 1967 Chevrolet Impala Sports Sedan from Greenlight Collectibles but I eventually found one at Walmart (plus a second "Green Machine" chase version).

  • @sandoncrowder7839
    @sandoncrowder78392 жыл бұрын

    “You could concuss a duck with this” - Stuart Ashen

  • @salvatorewilk4220
    @salvatorewilk42203 жыл бұрын

    Just got done with my ashens binge during nights, now this came out so just one more video

  • @kylecurie7248
    @kylecurie72483 жыл бұрын

    This reminds me of Charlie and the chocolate factory when Willy wonkas dad was searching through his Halloween bag haha

  • @dhnation4975

    @dhnation4975

    3 жыл бұрын

    L O L L I P O P S

  • @RaymondTracer
    @RaymondTracer3 жыл бұрын

    When you said "Flash logo" I thought you meant the security nightmare that was Flash by Macromedia.

  • @jaydy71

    @jaydy71

    3 жыл бұрын

    *by Macromedia, not Sun Microsystems

  • @RaymondTracer

    @RaymondTracer

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jaydy71 You're right, I was thinking of Java, which is equally as horrible, I'll fix it.

  • @penfold7800

    @penfold7800

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nah. That was fine, it was Adobe flash that was a nightmare.

  • @bruhmphrey
    @bruhmphrey3 жыл бұрын

    The wonderful thing about Ashens is whenever I see a new video I do a double take to see the upload time. Testament to consistency.

  • @joshlunt7827
    @joshlunt78273 жыл бұрын

    They had those tiny pencils in Ikea too before COVID, Ashens 😛

  • @MrOrdgar
    @MrOrdgar3 жыл бұрын

    Mushy candy and stickers. There is an analogy somewhere.

  • @Space_Reptile
    @Space_Reptile3 жыл бұрын

    "they don't taste sweet anymore" "probably because of the amount of mold on them" Yea, maybe, but we don't know, further analysis is needed

  • @_The_Worst_
    @_The_Worst_3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, that little gun thingy was really fricking awesome...👍🏼💯✔

  • @jellybrain7207
    @jellybrain72073 жыл бұрын

    I look forward to these, thank you

  • @mats7492
    @mats74923 жыл бұрын

    Strikers like Henry and Van Nistelrooy.... That is definitely outdated

  • @tncorgi92
    @tncorgi923 жыл бұрын

    "You could cut a duck with this." Pretty sure that's the only time that phrase has ever been uttered.

  • @SMlFFY85

    @SMlFFY85

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, that's the joke.

  • @assassinonprozac

    @assassinonprozac

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’ve actually used that phrase before I was talking about a really sharp stick for anybody wondering.

  • @Matt-md5yt
    @Matt-md5yt3 жыл бұрын

    thanks for doing this one and glad to see it

  • @TheCramik
    @TheCramik2 жыл бұрын

    Giving kids a literal ton of stickers to vandalize the city and advertise your football club. Like a batman villain

  • @AxeGaijin
    @AxeGaijin3 жыл бұрын

    "It's fine." Nah, any time someone says it's fine where the "fine" is in a tone higher than the word before it, it is in fact not fine.

  • @riabouchinska
    @riabouchinska3 жыл бұрын

    Those little powdery disc shaped candies are what we call Smarties IN AMERICA

  • @SteveBrandon

    @SteveBrandon

    3 жыл бұрын

    Britain has the superior Smarties, the ones that are like M&Ms but flatter.

  • @AltimaNEO

    @AltimaNEO

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SteveBrandon I think Canada's had those too. Pretty tasty.

  • @SteveBrandon

    @SteveBrandon

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AltimaNEO I know, I'm in Canada where chocolate Smarties are also sold but chocolate Smarties originated in the United Kingdom (and so did I for that matter but I moved to Canada when I was 2).

  • @CosmicGaijin

    @CosmicGaijin

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don’t insult smarties

  • @gaildahlas

    @gaildahlas

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SteveBrandon I really want some Smarties now but for some reason they're getting quite hard to find in shops. Thank you for reminding me of them/giving me a quest for the day

  • @jukebox6071
    @jukebox60712 ай бұрын

    The most lucky bag is the one that Ashens pops out of saying Hello . Also the lucky bag GONK approves .

  • @aquafresh3150
    @aquafresh31503 жыл бұрын

    I'm watching this on a heavy acid trip and I need this. Thank you

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