Louis CK learns about the Catholic Church

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driven by simple curiosity, I did some investiagative reporting and found out some surprising things about the Catholic Church...

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  • @ChristianDiaz-dy9yh
    @ChristianDiaz-dy9yh7 жыл бұрын

    imagine in the future,someone finds this and thinks it's an actual documentary

  • @tobiasbusch7284

    @tobiasbusch7284

    7 жыл бұрын

    Christian Diaz I guess it is

  • @JM-wt7rh

    @JM-wt7rh

    7 жыл бұрын

    Christian Diaz isn't it?

  • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230

    @emmettdonkeydoodle6230

    7 жыл бұрын

    Christian Diaz I hope that happens

  • @ragingpureta

    @ragingpureta

    7 жыл бұрын

    Wait... You mean it isn't?

  • @Iscariot1337

    @Iscariot1337

    7 жыл бұрын

    Christian Diaz Its not?

  • @Tige9999
    @Tige99999 жыл бұрын

    Purity Brick? If nobody else noticed, "Holy Shit"

  • @KemAlimole

    @KemAlimole

    9 жыл бұрын

    Tige9999 how did I miss that!?!

  • @letthemadmessbegin01

    @letthemadmessbegin01

    8 жыл бұрын

    Well actually, "Pure shit".

  • @cjn0001

    @cjn0001

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Tige9999 in other words, catholic bibles are made of pure shit. thank you i missed that joke

  • @chaisewelsh1998

    @chaisewelsh1998

    6 жыл бұрын

    HORRY SHEIT!!!

  • @heidiwood3142

    @heidiwood3142

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg ! I’m so disappointed in myself! HOLY SHIT!!!! hahahahahahah!!!

  • @AST-erisked
    @AST-erisked5 жыл бұрын

    This always feels like a live action episode of south park.

  • @cescy4251

    @cescy4251

    4 жыл бұрын

    exactly

  • @mcJoeRobs

    @mcJoeRobs

    4 жыл бұрын

    1:41

  • @winterwarden

    @winterwarden

    3 жыл бұрын

    what is this? a tv series?

  • @harryradley

    @harryradley

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@winterwarden It was part of a pilot he did for HBO that never got picked up.

  • @winterwarden

    @winterwarden

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@harryradley word thanks dog

  • @alant492
    @alant4923 жыл бұрын

    Louis is great, but what makes this so awesome is the priest! Every face and expression he makes fits perfectly with the storyline and character. Amazing actor, great documentary 😅

  • @cavemansgamingcave9270
    @cavemansgamingcave92707 жыл бұрын

    "...and it's tax deductible..."

  • @O-.-O

    @O-.-O

    5 жыл бұрын

    like his sexual attacks on hotel room xD

  • @goldennebula5013

    @goldennebula5013

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@O-.-O ?

  • @ViktorRadoslavov

    @ViktorRadoslavov

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @samuelwoods7832

    @samuelwoods7832

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m Merryboat the reports of Louis jerking off in front of some people.

  • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
    @emmettdonkeydoodle62307 жыл бұрын

    I died at the single tear rolling down his cheek 💀💀💀💀

  • @SearchingForNostalgia

    @SearchingForNostalgia

    6 жыл бұрын

    Emi Other tears of joy m8. Idk why you died 😗

  • @steefan2248

    @steefan2248

    5 жыл бұрын

    @John Vanderhagen He didn't rape anyone. TRY AGAIN.

  • @ernestkinas5973

    @ernestkinas5973

    5 жыл бұрын

    @John Vanderhagen That's right John. Virtue signalling all the way.

  • @nimagh3509

    @nimagh3509

    5 жыл бұрын

    seriously l.ck is NATIONAL TREASURE for Americans. and earth treasure for others😃 that fucking tear drop raped me in impossible positions😅

  • @ScipioWasHere

    @ScipioWasHere

    5 жыл бұрын

    I laughed at that too, but then felt a tear on my cheek wtf

  • @DylanMcGinnInvesting
    @DylanMcGinnInvesting3 жыл бұрын

    some kid in like 2060 is gonna use this as a source for a school project

  • @talimpalomino9589

    @talimpalomino9589

    3 жыл бұрын

    They better or ima be pissed

  • @fartpimpson3843

    @fartpimpson3843

    2 жыл бұрын

    And that kid... Was Abraham Lincoln

  • @necronlord8274

    @necronlord8274

    2 жыл бұрын

    and being subjected to the procedure of making "purity bricks"?

  • @truongsinh9955
    @truongsinh99554 жыл бұрын

    4:09 dear god almighty, that single tear on Louis' right eye LMAO

  • @BigPat6521

    @BigPat6521

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks because i didn't notice. Adds so much.

  • @shelbytomy07

    @shelbytomy07

    4 жыл бұрын

    I died at that too

  • @ja3482

    @ja3482

    4 жыл бұрын

    I remember I only noticed the tear the third time I saw it back in the day. I kept wondering why they had the closeup on louis' face. The tear sorta gets washed out on his giant gingerface.

  • @MrJames-tw3so

    @MrJames-tw3so

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah that's incredible eh,the pain is still there. Made me tear up,in laughter.

  • @PiglipsMaximus

    @PiglipsMaximus

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ahahahahha

  • @hatchingdraggon8073
    @hatchingdraggon80737 жыл бұрын

    The amount of willpower it's taking for me not to send this video to my catholic friends..

  • @someguyusingyt9091

    @someguyusingyt9091

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dreoilín ÓCoigligh savage!how is it end up to be😂😂

  • @yussofross1417

    @yussofross1417

    7 жыл бұрын

    hatching draggon Do it do it do it

  • @user-yg6dk9eh8g

    @user-yg6dk9eh8g

    7 жыл бұрын

    hatching draggon believe me,it's true,check data base of abusive priests

  • @amoal1996

    @amoal1996

    7 жыл бұрын

    hatching draggon 😂😂😂😂😂😂Good for you dude. I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation if it was me. LOL

  • @MrAffram77

    @MrAffram77

    7 жыл бұрын

    do itttttttttttttt

  • @jamestaylor8577
    @jamestaylor85778 жыл бұрын

    Why the fuck doesn't Louis CK do more skits like this? Funny as fuck!

  • @somekidlmao3508

    @somekidlmao3508

    8 жыл бұрын

    He doesn't wanna be fired

  • @caskruse7377

    @caskruse7377

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Kendrick Whiteman from what

  • @jamestaylor8577

    @jamestaylor8577

    8 жыл бұрын

    ***** Actually that's a good point. Kinda reminds me of all the bleeding heart lefties and feminists who hate white men for being born white but then choose to turn a blind eye to immigrants and Islam which teach that rape and wife is ok.

  • @jamestaylor8577

    @jamestaylor8577

    8 жыл бұрын

    ***** it's a joke

  • @lolmaniac20

    @lolmaniac20

    8 жыл бұрын

    +James Taylor he should have his own youtube channel !

  • @Standupibrahimbackup
    @Standupibrahimbackup2 жыл бұрын

    14 years, still funny, still relatable. Every line has a purpose, each line is funny. 4 mins complete story. What beautiful writing and acting

  • @SuperPussyFinger

    @SuperPussyFinger

    2 жыл бұрын

    Listen man, the Church has been raping boys for thousands of years. This bit will always be relevant.

  • @ZitiPatrol

    @ZitiPatrol

    2 жыл бұрын

    if only we can do something about teachers fucking their students which is almost an epidemic now

  • @OdaVenom

    @OdaVenom

    10 ай бұрын

    It's a double whammy considering that Louis' whole career was incidental and it all was for choking his snake in front of a very unfortunate looking women.

  • @Psychol-Snooper

    @Psychol-Snooper

    10 ай бұрын

    Wait... what do you relate to??? WTF, dude???

  • @OdaVenom

    @OdaVenom

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Psychol-Snooper If you can't relate, then you just can't remember... yet...

  • @shoveahamproductions2896
    @shoveahamproductions28965 жыл бұрын

    This is a masterpiece and will never not be funny

  • @S4MBONE

    @S4MBONE

    4 жыл бұрын

    completely true

  • @drivinsouth651

    @drivinsouth651

    Жыл бұрын

    Unless you were a boy raised in the Catholic Church!!

  • @cranberrycanvas

    @cranberrycanvas

    Жыл бұрын

    i didnt get the purity brick bible part but the rest was gold

  • @duyngoc2413

    @duyngoc2413

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cranberrycanvas its build-up for the part he say “so the bibles are made from shits of those priests who fuck boys” punch line i think

  • @PS-lv1mr

    @PS-lv1mr

    Жыл бұрын

    still a masterpiece 15 years later

  • @jamesstanley6112
    @jamesstanley61128 жыл бұрын

    I totally thought it was a joke until 0:45

  • @DingDongDaddyFromDumas

    @DingDongDaddyFromDumas

    8 жыл бұрын

    top kek

  • @moal2597

    @moal2597

    8 жыл бұрын

    Well played :D

  • @trendingtvnaija

    @trendingtvnaija

    7 жыл бұрын

    /watch?v=NVvg-i8wJH4

  • @stevorobo692

    @stevorobo692

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sad thing this entire thing is true after 0:45

  • @supercalculon3664

    @supercalculon3664

    7 жыл бұрын

    TheGreatElipitcalTransformation - Jefferson What a clever comment.👏👍

  • @KCTBC
    @KCTBC7 жыл бұрын

    Who is the priest actor in this, he's gold

  • @emuemperor1468

    @emuemperor1468

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Tony11442 oh, fuck off

  • @ThatWhatIs393

    @ThatWhatIs393

    5 жыл бұрын

    actor? this isn't real? ;_;

  • @hexartz378

    @hexartz378

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ThatWhatIs393 fuk off m8

  • @friedchicken1

    @friedchicken1

    3 жыл бұрын

    plot twist: real priest

  • @Dmdm_dm

    @Dmdm_dm

    3 жыл бұрын

    "we're very thorough" 😂😂

  • @yashk1964
    @yashk19645 жыл бұрын

    "We're very thorough"😂😂😂

  • @metehankap3870
    @metehankap38703 жыл бұрын

    “And its tax deductible!” I legit fell down my fucking chair

  • @DavidCubie1

    @DavidCubie1

    3 жыл бұрын

    same dude

  • @ROCCOTHEGREAT
    @ROCCOTHEGREAT9 жыл бұрын

    i died at the tear. OMG

  • @danielrodriguez4012

    @danielrodriguez4012

    9 жыл бұрын

    By far the best part...i don't know how many people notice that lol

  • @ROCCOTHEGREAT

    @ROCCOTHEGREAT

    9 жыл бұрын

    i want a gif of it asap!

  • @rafaelbenjamindebelen9697

    @rafaelbenjamindebelen9697

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** At least the priest was honest :))

  • @ChillBroWillGo

    @ChillBroWillGo

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Ardent Fan Another dead give away is that he says it out loud.

  • @rafaelbenjamindebelen9697

    @rafaelbenjamindebelen9697

    8 жыл бұрын

    Ardent Fan "They're Thourough"

  • @AntiRiku
    @AntiRiku7 жыл бұрын

    I saw Louis CK in the title and immediately thought it had to be a joke, but I didn't expect that it would be a legitimate documentary.

  • @O-.-O

    @O-.-O

    5 жыл бұрын

    documentary about ck raping his fans xD

  • @11Garrett11

    @11Garrett11

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@O-.-O Only the pretty ones

  • @thomashauer6804

    @thomashauer6804

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@O-.-O you didnt read the article woke bimbo. asking for consent and acting upon it

  • @TheTrueNarthumpulous
    @TheTrueNarthumpulous3 жыл бұрын

    1:26 "People get mad." Lmao. The way he says that like it's some kind of revelation.

  • @kevinallen5246
    @kevinallen52462 жыл бұрын

    I can't get over how good this is. Perfection. Louis, you're a gift to humanity.

  • @RyanInLA
    @RyanInLA9 жыл бұрын

    imagine being the actor who gets the line: "you're clear to ass rape a male child in sector 6-4-niner, good day"

  • @LAnonHubbard

    @LAnonHubbard

    9 жыл бұрын

    RyanInLA That part is *really, really* funny :)

  • @northwind6199

    @northwind6199

    9 жыл бұрын

    RyanInLA *Pure. Envy. Runs. In my heart.* I wont go to hell because im an atheist, nor because i'm gay, nor for any other reason - it'll be for how much I envy that actor.

  • @jakebarnwell8872

    @jakebarnwell8872

    9 жыл бұрын

    Same, northwind

  • @northwind6199

    @northwind6199

    9 жыл бұрын

    NO LAND BEYOND Cheers, friend. xD

  • @josiahperry

    @josiahperry

    8 жыл бұрын

    +RyanInLA That was an actor?

  • @Eccentrick218
    @Eccentrick2187 жыл бұрын

    Louis really is the master of dark humor.

  • @searching4humans320

    @searching4humans320

    6 жыл бұрын

    ma02test lol

  • @66ni6k

    @66ni6k

    5 жыл бұрын

    data3 no. he exploited his position to get off. same reason teachers can’t fuck their 18 year old students. guy might be funny but he’s a scumbag

  • @811chelseafc

    @811chelseafc

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@miz2975 hearing “Anthony Jeselnik is better than Louis CK” is just *shudder*

  • @katyungodly

    @katyungodly

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nicholas Libitka Louis CK asked permission of the women, but he didn’t realize that they were only agreeing because he was in a position of power. As he explained in his special _Sincerely,_ you should ask permission more than once so you’re absolutely sure there is real consent and not pressured “consent”

  • @someonelse9

    @someonelse9

    3 жыл бұрын

    Have you seen Sincerely Louie c.k ? His latest special. Probably his darkest material

  • @xcutionunknown9634
    @xcutionunknown96343 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the best documentaries in the world.

  • @lt4324

    @lt4324

    3 жыл бұрын

    its from his show. Funny stuff!

  • @alanz3497

    @alanz3497

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lt4324 I like to think of it as a serious documentary.

  • @ethan8804
    @ethan88043 жыл бұрын

    this is actually one of the craziest things I’ve ever witnessed on KZread & i’m not even close to joking.

  • @omarfoudeil2497

    @omarfoudeil2497

    3 жыл бұрын

    Louis can reach crazy levels of darkness, but his point of view is always so interesting that he makes outrageous bits work.

  • @aaronsanders6162

    @aaronsanders6162

    3 жыл бұрын

    Stfu you wokescold

  • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
    @Ten_Thousand_Locusts7 жыл бұрын

    This is like that one South Park episode.

  • @doubleyoyu

    @doubleyoyu

    7 жыл бұрын

    ouuhh i member

  • @drdickinson5910

    @drdickinson5910

    7 жыл бұрын

    The Super Adventure Club

  • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts

    @Ten_Thousand_Locusts

    7 жыл бұрын

    Tarek Zaiter Dr Dickinson Neither of those.

  • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts

    @Ten_Thousand_Locusts

    7 жыл бұрын

    handclapsand808s Was it though?

  • @DustinRodriguez1_0

    @DustinRodriguez1_0

    7 жыл бұрын

    Or like all the hundreds of court cases that published documents showing that the Catholic church, from individual priests up to the pope himself has been actively supporting and enabling fucking boys while their parents give them mountains of money. What would priests have done if they kept teaching kids like they did in the 80s that "your body is your own property and no one else has the right to make you do anything"? Good thing in the 90s they got that changed to "you are too young to be able to make decisions about your own body, let an adult authority figure do it for you." Jig was almost up there!

  • @zaxzumu4605
    @zaxzumu46057 жыл бұрын

    I love the single tear when Louie finds out he was raped.

  • @FirstUsername

    @FirstUsername

    6 жыл бұрын

    GhostWarriorHDx dumbass the video is 4 minutes long, you were too busy reading the fucking comments to watch the video.

  • @flux_time

    @flux_time

    6 жыл бұрын

    Salxero you got fuckd for being a loser.

  • @Emperorerror

    @Emperorerror

    6 жыл бұрын

    Watch the video before going to the comments you dumbass

  • @flux_time

    @flux_time

    6 жыл бұрын

    Salxero For being a loser

  • @fernandomoreno7753

    @fernandomoreno7753

    6 жыл бұрын

    Salxero because your joke backfired bro

  • @hotd.channel
    @hotd.channel3 жыл бұрын

    This has got to be one of the darkest shit I've seen.... and it's fucking hilarious.

  • @haydenwakeguitar
    @haydenwakeguitar5 жыл бұрын

    This is probably the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

  • @MrUndersolo

    @MrUndersolo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just like how they make bibles...

  • @ja3482

    @ja3482

    4 жыл бұрын

    you also get to see the "Purest" shit

  • @zippitydoodads9947

    @zippitydoodads9947

    2 жыл бұрын

    I weep for you if that’s true

  • @varmkrieg8611
    @varmkrieg86117 жыл бұрын

    i thought it was true at the begining

  • @email7009

    @email7009

    7 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @The13thMaker

    @The13thMaker

    7 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit I read this comment right as the priest said it.

  • @adhillawton11

    @adhillawton11

    7 жыл бұрын

    I only figured it out at the end

  • @Slowdwood

    @Slowdwood

    7 жыл бұрын

    Varm Krieg really? it's Louis ck. lol

  • @varmkrieg8611

    @varmkrieg8611

    7 жыл бұрын

    Slowdwood i knooow xD , but for a moment , since he said he knew nothing about catholism so he might discover it lol

  • @irwinisidro
    @irwinisidro8 жыл бұрын

    If "Spotlight" was directed by Louis CK XD

  • @Simon-xi8tb
    @Simon-xi8tb3 жыл бұрын

    I have never seen a better documentary on catholic church in my entire life.

  • @farhangbook1

    @farhangbook1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Great comment with a Botero picture - thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @artistroman8204
    @artistroman82042 жыл бұрын

    This is the single greatest comedy sketch of all time

  • @insaneartist8381
    @insaneartist83815 жыл бұрын

    This has aged really well, tragically...

  • @verfed

    @verfed

    5 жыл бұрын

    I thought he just made this because of what's happening and the calls for the pope to resign.

  • @richarddawkinscoinedthewor2318

    @richarddawkinscoinedthewor2318

    5 жыл бұрын

    What are you all talking about

  • @richarddawkinscoinedthewor2318

    @richarddawkinscoinedthewor2318

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ernestkinas5973 you're talking about the pope right?

  • @ernestkinas5973

    @ernestkinas5973

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@richarddawkinscoinedthewor2318 . The Pope and Louis CK

  • @richarddawkinscoinedthewor2318

    @richarddawkinscoinedthewor2318

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ernestkinas5973 What happened tho

  • @PeterisRakuls
    @PeterisRakuls8 жыл бұрын

    Until 0:45 I thought it is real video.....then I was stunned. Well played :D

  • @TrueBluesProductions

    @TrueBluesProductions

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Pēteris Rakuls But it is a real video...

  • @PeterisRakuls

    @PeterisRakuls

    8 жыл бұрын

    +TrueBluesProductions True. What I really meant was serious educational non humorous material

  • @TrueBluesProductions

    @TrueBluesProductions

    8 жыл бұрын

    Pēteris Rakuls It's serious and educational... but, it is also humorous. A rare combination.

  • @kelerews

    @kelerews

    8 жыл бұрын

    Well ,to be fair, they do fuck a lot of boys

  • @kelerews

    @kelerews

    8 жыл бұрын

    The only reasonable explanations is that they must really really like to fuck young boys.

  • @14yovani
    @14yovani4 жыл бұрын

    "And its tax deductible" (smile on face)

  • @rolandk3061
    @rolandk30612 жыл бұрын

    I know watched this for the 10th time and I am still convinced that this is the single best comedic performance and skit mankind has ever made. Louis CK is just an absolute legend

  • @PS-lv1mr

    @PS-lv1mr

    Жыл бұрын

    I saw him live not too long ago I highly recommend you do the same. He’s great live.

  • @ChubbyChecker182
    @ChubbyChecker1827 жыл бұрын

    Spotlight in 5 minutes or less.

  • @runslowly1311
    @runslowly13117 жыл бұрын

    This was so edgy for 2007

  • @itsmedavidd

    @itsmedavidd

    6 жыл бұрын

    Run slowly accurate statement

  • @ashoka7273

    @ashoka7273

    6 жыл бұрын

    It is 2017

  • @thischannelisnolongerinuse8033

    @thischannelisnolongerinuse8033

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's not rape if they're not conscious

  • @loladas9

    @loladas9

    6 жыл бұрын

    Are you sure? Because 2007 was a pretty edgy year

  • @Macsk8ing

    @Macsk8ing

    6 жыл бұрын

    You think being "edgy" is something new? dumb fuck.

  • @Prolifuck
    @Prolifuck Жыл бұрын

    It says 5 million views but I think it’s just the same 230,000 people who have been watching this like once a year for the past 15 years.

  • @rubberchix

    @rubberchix

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah here I am again

  • @thelolmaster1997
    @thelolmaster19975 жыл бұрын

    2:52 is underrated

  • @t.d.2016
    @t.d.20167 жыл бұрын

    As a Catholic priest myself, I can totally relate to this.

  • @rjrebholz8828

    @rjrebholz8828

    6 жыл бұрын

    T. D. Oh.

  • @anelperezic2383

    @anelperezic2383

    6 жыл бұрын

    Em

  • @respectfullyconfused3458

    @respectfullyconfused3458

    6 жыл бұрын

    T. D. TD.... Ted.... Father Ted!

  • @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447

    @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447

    6 жыл бұрын

    Leo Odgers Ted never fucked any young boys although Jack would have fantasies about the times he thought in a girls school. Lol.

  • @PeachDragon_

    @PeachDragon_

    6 жыл бұрын

    T. D. Wait...but...

  • @MrDarrencurry
    @MrDarrencurry8 жыл бұрын

    3,492 Catholics were here.

  • @LouisMinett

    @LouisMinett

    8 жыл бұрын

    *Fucked* Catholics ;)

  • @user-eb9kw9ks6v

    @user-eb9kw9ks6v

    8 жыл бұрын

    Fucked religions :)

  • @trendingtvnaija

    @trendingtvnaija

    7 жыл бұрын

    /watch?v=NVvg-i8wJH4

  • @piyushdhore
    @piyushdhore2 жыл бұрын

    The tear drop. it always gets me.

  • @ayrtonla2
    @ayrtonla23 жыл бұрын

    This sketch, from beginning to end, is borderline genius

  • @KlarkBrothers

    @KlarkBrothers

    2 жыл бұрын

    Borderline?

  • @MrEazyE357

    @MrEazyE357

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sketch?

  • @MrMatNam
    @MrMatNam7 жыл бұрын

    Wow, this got me good. I thought it was a comedy at first.

  • @adamtaylor1739

    @adamtaylor1739

    7 жыл бұрын

    The Great Name LOOL

  • @Epoch11

    @Epoch11

    7 жыл бұрын

    Nice.........................

  • @j5892000

    @j5892000

    6 жыл бұрын

    It is.

  • @j5892000

    @j5892000

    6 жыл бұрын

    cool beans

  • @REALdavidmiscarriage

    @REALdavidmiscarriage

    6 жыл бұрын

    NoVaKane reported for being dumb

  • @jmc-ez5ol
    @jmc-ez5ol7 жыл бұрын

    Lmao I genuinely thought Louie was doing an actual documentary. I literally gasped the first time the priest brought up little boy fucking. So unexpected

  • @halflifeguitarist4224

    @halflifeguitarist4224

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@braydynniewiadomski5454 thats a nice word salad weve all read before, but could you actually explain why we really ought to believe this

  • @braydynniewiadomski5454

    @braydynniewiadomski5454

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@halflifeguitarist4224 Explain how it is word salad. What does word salad mean and how does that term apply here?

  • @drivinsouth651

    @drivinsouth651

    Жыл бұрын

    @@braydynniewiadomski5454 Christians, Catholics and all Abrahamic faiths worship the Devil! Did you know that only Chrstians are even capable of worshipping the Devil? That is because nobody else believes in the Devil. Here is the Biblical Scripture that proves Xians worship THE EVIL ONE!!! I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. Isaiah 45:7 Shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? Amos 3:6 And he is proud of the evil that he creates. Behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall. 1 Kings 14:10 Behold, this evil is of the LORD. 2 Kings 6:33 Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Behold, I am bringing such evil upon Jerusalem and Judah, that whosoever heareth of it, both his ears shall tingle. 2 Kings 21:12 Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon this place, and upon the inhabitants thereof, even all the curses that are written in the book. 2 Chronicles 34:24 All the evil that the LORD had brought upon him Job 42:11 The Lord ... will bring evil. Isaiah 31:1-2 I will bring evil from the north, and great destruction. Jeremiah 4:6 I will bring evil upon this people, even the fruit of their thoughts. Jeremiah 6:19 I will bring evil upon them, which they shall not be able to escape; and though they shall cry unto me, I will not hearken unto them. Jeremiah 11:11 Thus saith the LORD; Behold, I frame evil against you. Jeremiah 18:11 I will bring evil upon this place, the which whosoever heareth, his ears shall tingle. Jeremiah 19:3 I will bring evil upon them. Jeremiah 23:12 For thus saith the LORD ... I have brought all this great evil upon this people. Jeremiah 32:42 Judah will hear all the evil which I purpose to do unto them. Jeremiah 36:3 None of them shall remain or escape from the evil that I will bring upon them. Jeremiah 42:17 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Ye have seen all the evil that I have brought upon Jerusalem. Jeremiah 44:2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will set my face against you for evil. Jeremiah 44:11 I will watch over them for evil, and not for good. Jeremiah 44:27 I will bring evil upon all flesh, saith the LORD. Jeremiah 45:5 I will send the sword after them, till I have consumed them. Jeremiah 49:37 Out of the mouth of the Most High proceedeth not good and evil? Lamentations 3:38 I will set my eyes upon them for evil, and not for good. Amos 9:4 The inhabitant of Maroth waited carefully for good: but evil came down from the LORD. Micah 1:12 Behold, against this family do I devise an evil. Micah 2:3 Things the Bible says that God has done: The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon... And there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead. Exodus 12:29-30 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people, and much people of Israel died. Numbers 21:6 Thus saith the LORD of hosts ... Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass. 1 Samuel 15:2-3 Behold, O LORD, and consider to whom thou hast done this. Shall the women eat their fruit, and children of a span long? shall the priest and the prophet be slain in the sanctuary of the Lord? The young and the old lie on the ground in the streets: my virgins and my young men are fallen by the sword; thou hast slain them in the day of thine anger; thou hast killed, and not pitied. Lam.2:20-21 Things the Bible says God plans to do in the future: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it. Lev.26:16 And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters. Deuteronomy 28:53 And I will feed them that oppress thee with their own flesh; and they shall be drunken with their own blood, as with sweet wine. Isaiah 49:26 Therefore will I also deal in fury: mine eye shall not spare, neither will I have pity: and though they cry in mine ears with a loud voice, yet will I not hear them. Ezekiel 8:18 Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame. And I will cast abominable filth upon thee, and make thee vile. Nah.3:5-6 Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces. Malachi 2:3 As an example to parents everywhere and to save the world (from Himself); God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, to be tortured and killed, as a ritual blood sacrifice; to appease Himself, so that He could forgive us for the sin, He originally condemned us to in the 1st place. John 3: 16

  • @drivinsouth651

    @drivinsouth651

    Жыл бұрын

    @@braydynniewiadomski5454 But how do you reconcile all those contradictions? How do you know which verses to follow and which ones to ignore? Do you have any evidence to support your hypothesis that your Doctrine and Dogma are true and valid? How do you know you`re worshipping the right God? Why do you choose to worship THE EVIL ONE? Where is your God and why can`t I meet him, her, or It? Why won`t Xians ever give me good answers to my questions?

  • @brentulstad3275
    @brentulstad32753 жыл бұрын

    Love ya Louie! This, Louie & Horace and Pete are some of the greatest things ever to be filmed, produced and released. Ever.

  • @ThierryTiramisu
    @ThierryTiramisu3 жыл бұрын

    One of the greatest KZread videos ever. Never gets old. Always gold 🥇

  • @E13IDK
    @E13IDK7 жыл бұрын

    and they say rape isn't funny

  • @Rpodnee

    @Rpodnee

    7 жыл бұрын

    Please never reproduce.

  • @khaifrench3323

    @khaifrench3323

    7 жыл бұрын

    Rpodnee i dont think you can impregnate a boys ass so your good

  • @user-bm4di5ns4g

    @user-bm4di5ns4g

    7 жыл бұрын

    A person says six words and you call for eugenics?

  • @Rpodnee

    @Rpodnee

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Hershi Schur I'm butthurt from all the rape :/

  • @tacticalidiots2340

    @tacticalidiots2340

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hershi Schur it isn’t rape jokes about females so it’s OK.

  • @hamsterpoop
    @hamsterpoop8 жыл бұрын

    1:47 "...and it's tax deductible!"

  • @Fragz96
    @Fragz963 жыл бұрын

    i didnt realise this was a sketch and it caught me off guard in that interview and I burst out laughing

  • @erkinserter4992
    @erkinserter49922 жыл бұрын

    I dont know for how many years i have been revisiting this video, i still cant believe it could be made. Thank you louise ck.

  • @cheyennealvis7899
    @cheyennealvis78998 жыл бұрын

    it's ironic that most people laugh at this and think it's fake

  • @1wibble230

    @1wibble230

    7 жыл бұрын

    You know the old saying "it's funny cause it's true" That's why most people find this funny.

  • @kollerjon

    @kollerjon

    7 жыл бұрын

    actually it's a parody of documentaries. the current pope is doing away with a lot of these horrific practices

  • @asroma1231000

    @asroma1231000

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jon Koller thank you I thought that was a real letter from the pope

  • @DarthTwilight

    @DarthTwilight

    7 жыл бұрын

    Maxi King Nicco King The Pope always signs things with "The Pope."

  • @BossPL4Ever

    @BossPL4Ever

    7 жыл бұрын

    because it is you dipshit

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice7 жыл бұрын

    "I'm just teasing, theres no god!" Honestly wondering if priests really just secretly laugh their asses off as people give away their money for nothing.

  • @yellowdart6666

    @yellowdart6666

    5 жыл бұрын

    inform them that Gad ( correct spelling ) was a muslim banker.

  • @sogerc1

    @sogerc1

    5 жыл бұрын

    I always wondered about it myself. I guess there's no way to know it for sure because of course they will tell you they believe there is a God.

  • @don95ful

    @don95ful

    5 жыл бұрын

    MrJustonemorevoice I'm an atheist but what do you think people give money for? In my local curch they spend it all for people who's in need, my priest doesnt have shit

  • @sogerc1

    @sogerc1

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@don95ful How sure are you about that? The priest in my wife's home village (which is a very small village) keeps complaining how hard it is for him but not long ago I found out that he makes aprox. 3 times the minimum wage which is more than my wife makes btw as an engineer. Mine is a poor country but not for the catholic church.

  • @don95ful

    @don95ful

    5 жыл бұрын

    sogerc1 I know he doesnt have shit cause he DOES NOT HAVE SHIT lol I'm italian and priests here cant have a wife and family. That man have a shitty car, sleeps in a little house in front of the curch and works everyday, i cant see a possible way to envy him

  • @Basta11
    @Basta114 ай бұрын

    We are very lucky to live in a time where this kind of commentary is possible. The Catholic Church way worse before separation of church and state.

  • @lexmaslennikov4415
    @lexmaslennikov44155 жыл бұрын

    This is one of those things that actually helps to smile and laugh after a very rough day. Louis CK gave us some really good comedy.

  • @RustinChole
    @RustinChole7 жыл бұрын

    The tear at 4:15 ha

  • @nothanks4248

    @nothanks4248

    7 жыл бұрын

    That was the funniest shit ever!

  • @vividhkothari1

    @vividhkothari1

    7 жыл бұрын

    04:08 Fixed.

  • @patbrennan6572

    @patbrennan6572

    7 жыл бұрын

    no thanks, there's nothing funny about child molestation, unfortuneatly there's no god to punish thoose bastards when the die and no justice on earth that can or will tackle it's most powerful institution, the catholic church..

  • @robertshank9778

    @robertshank9778

    7 жыл бұрын

    Pat Brennan I think Daniel Tosh did a joke about you...

  • @mnymatt

    @mnymatt

    7 жыл бұрын

    Pat Brennan - Molested as a child

  • @thirstypooch
    @thirstypooch7 жыл бұрын

    Aaaaand it's tax deductible!

  • @danyavilaoficial
    @danyavilaoficial2 жыл бұрын

    This clip is the perfect example why society should never censor comedy and comics , they actually bring up difficult and controversial issues to the front row with a twist, they let us handle the hard chips easier so we can discuss and better ourself.

  • @littlebear5034
    @littlebear50344 жыл бұрын

    "No, it's just the other way around"

  • @CaptainBeefheart90
    @CaptainBeefheart908 жыл бұрын

    Learned a lot, thanks Louie

  • @black_platypus

    @black_platypus

    8 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, never would've thought I'd see you here :D

  • @CaptainBeefheart90

    @CaptainBeefheart90

    8 жыл бұрын

    jesus loves you, (praise his name)...

  • @black_platypus

    @black_platypus

    8 жыл бұрын

    gears5336 Umh... sure, you, too :D

  • @FritzlSchnitzel

    @FritzlSchnitzel

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jackass.

  • @gonzadiazsola

    @gonzadiazsola

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yoo , i always see you at vargs videos

  • @user-nj7km2sn5j
    @user-nj7km2sn5j7 жыл бұрын

    Great Documentary.

  • @Nukaze
    @Nukaze Жыл бұрын

    even if the church confirms this to be true, people would still continue with their donations

  • @ThierryTiramisu
    @ThierryTiramisu3 жыл бұрын

    2:10 the pope's signature seems legit 😂

  • @voodoochile8809
    @voodoochile88097 жыл бұрын

    Shit is funny as hell. Fucking Loius CK man. What a badass

  • @basselsalah4604

    @basselsalah4604

    7 жыл бұрын

    what a baldass XD

  • @JDemen82

    @JDemen82

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Bassel Salah what a fatass

  • @voodoochile8809

    @voodoochile8809

    7 жыл бұрын

    Hey I'd rather be bald, fat and rich, than be skinny and broke ; )

  • @UBeesh10

    @UBeesh10

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jack Nicholas im fat and broke...cheer up bud

  • @garla5851

    @garla5851

    6 жыл бұрын

    Vicious Teddy you appeared to have missed the point, My guess is that’s probably not the first time it’s happened to you.🙄 Cheers 🍻

  • @autumnrose8487
    @autumnrose84876 жыл бұрын

    "People get mad"💀💀

  • @akentertainment5557

    @akentertainment5557

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol right i was dead af ,😂😂

  • @SeemoreDunkan
    @SeemoreDunkan4 ай бұрын

    This is like the perfect Monty Python sketch.. Louis we need more content plz ❤

  • @captainredbeard7933
    @captainredbeard79333 ай бұрын

    This sketch should be shown in schools worldwide.

  • @Riot228
    @Riot2286 жыл бұрын

    "Uh huuuh. Yea." *tear* *rolling* *down*

  • @nateg9770

    @nateg9770

    4 жыл бұрын

    😅

  • @GenkinTheGoat
    @GenkinTheGoat7 жыл бұрын

    "you can't just go around fucking boys in the street, people get mad..." 😂😂😂 wtf

  • @RealAnthonyMitchell
    @RealAnthonyMitchell5 жыл бұрын

    Amazing and Brave work ! This video didn't make me laugh or cry.. I just nodded along and thought to myself... "sounds about right" ... Thank you Louis

  • @travisbickle8008
    @travisbickle80084 жыл бұрын

    - Is there a reason why you do this ?? - Purity - Purity ?? - Yeah ..

  • @77JMW
    @77JMW7 жыл бұрын

    No child's behind left

  • @karolryszawy2531
    @karolryszawy25317 жыл бұрын

    The whole theory of the "Purity Brick" made me laugh my ass of so hard I almost died XD

  • @Therealginori
    @Therealginori3 жыл бұрын

    2021 still feels fresh

  • @michaelcorben9070
    @michaelcorben90703 жыл бұрын

    I KZread Louis C. K. all the time and in 2020 this is the first time I've seen this skit, classic Louis... Don't ever change man!

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus798 жыл бұрын

    As a Catholic, I find this hilarious. Seriously, any priest who abuses children should be stripped of their priesthood, and be sent to jail.

  • @armvex

    @armvex

    8 жыл бұрын

    but they just send them to a far away land.

  • @josemariacerisola4857

    @josemariacerisola4857

    8 жыл бұрын

    +armvex called the vatican

  • @armvex

    @armvex

    8 жыл бұрын

    josemaria cerisola no it's not.

  • @CaptIronfoundersson

    @CaptIronfoundersson

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Quinntus79 How can you still be a Catholic with the widespread sexual misconduct and despicable conspiracy to hide and protect those responsible?

  • @Quinntus79

    @Quinntus79

    8 жыл бұрын

    Because ultimately, I still believe as a Catholic. I believe in God the Father Almighty, in Jesus Christ his son, the Holy Spirit, and that all humans are born sinners. Their is a human entity to the Church which makes it flawed and sinful; that includes the priests. You're right, it pisses me off that their are priests who abuse children and the higher ups do nothing about it, but if I left would any of that change? Who knows, perhaps if I work within with other members of the priesthood and laity we can institute reforms that stops this and better protects our children.

  • @AgusSkywalker
    @AgusSkywalker7 жыл бұрын

    It's funny because catholics be like "I'm offended at this". So, let me get this straight, you're not offended at priests raping boys, you're offended at a 4min, obviously fictitious, video. You clearly have your priorities straight, pal.

  • @pwezidan

    @pwezidan

    7 жыл бұрын

    Hold on, what makes you say that they are also not offended and disgusted by corrupted priests. They can be offended by both you know.

  • @bryanwhitehurst1697

    @bryanwhitehurst1697

    6 жыл бұрын

    Agustín Prieto Less than 1 percent of priests in the world have done that, and you think that we praise the priests that do that? Hell no. Get out of here with your ignorant ass. I hate videos like these because they completely misrepresent the Catholic Church and what it stands for

  • @tgustafson85

    @tgustafson85

    6 жыл бұрын

    And now he has been credibly accused of sexual abuse. What a hypocrite.

  • @tgustafson85

    @tgustafson85

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Catholic Church has done something about it. The last time a priest was caught in an inappropriate relationship in my area, he was immediately removed from ministry, an investigation done, and was defrocked. The scumbags apparently have migrated to Hollywood. Anywhere they think they can get easy access to what they want. Is Hollywood going to put stringent measures in place the way Catholicism has done?

  • @user-zb8tq5pr4x

    @user-zb8tq5pr4x

    6 жыл бұрын

    allegations != proof. You do realise that, dont you?

  • @Malchotheracoon
    @Malchotheracoon3 жыл бұрын

    This is genuinely one of my favorite things in the world ..

  • @bassmickeyd
    @bassmickeyd3 жыл бұрын

    "There's no God, there's just the Catholic Church that does whatever it wants and people believe in it."

  • @dianesoper708

    @dianesoper708

    3 жыл бұрын

    There is a God and the Catholic Church are Reprobates.

  • @hsfgghsfgh
    @hsfgghsfgh7 жыл бұрын

    This video really cleared things up, especially the Church's motto: "No childs behind left."

  • @theboystout

    @theboystout

    6 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Sullivan children*

  • @devonisafag999

    @devonisafag999

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hitchens

  • @englandismyisland3414

    @englandismyisland3414

    5 жыл бұрын

    r/whooosh If you stil didn’t get the joke here is what he meant: No childs behind (child’s ass) left Ure welcome

  • @CameronVossIT-Tech
    @CameronVossIT-Tech10 жыл бұрын

    Great to finally see a documentary with an actual HONEST priest explaining the truth about Catholicism.

  • @salzerilli4789

    @salzerilli4789

    2 жыл бұрын

    You know this is a skit, right? It's still funny but it's not technically real (other than the actual boy fucking priests did).

  • @josephjoestar4633

    @josephjoestar4633

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@salzerilli4789 no shit

  • @pradyoth5
    @pradyoth53 жыл бұрын

    I was a Christian for a while, but I was not a boy and I left before the purity transfer procedure. Thank God.

  • @courtjester710
    @courtjester7103 жыл бұрын

    I didn't search this. It was recommended to me And you And everyone here.

  • @horror9363

    @horror9363

    3 жыл бұрын

    13 years after.. We were chosen 🤫

  • @blxckjxck47
    @blxckjxck477 жыл бұрын

    The Lord moves in mysterious ways.

  • @FREEGEMS

    @FREEGEMS

    5 жыл бұрын

    BlackjAck 47 lard*

  • @rjones6801
    @rjones680110 жыл бұрын

    This was made in 2007? Why the hell haven't I seen this until just now?! This is amazing!

  • @drifella

    @drifella

    2 жыл бұрын

    2022 here. Just saw it for the first time

  • @joebortschellertattooandart
    @joebortschellertattooandart Жыл бұрын

    This is gold. Thanks for the free stuff

  • @chimbertocaviglia6919
    @chimbertocaviglia69194 жыл бұрын

    I know that if you don't understand the language is not the same but this needs subtitles in Spanish and every other languages were the Catholic Church is strong

  • @baalsaak
    @baalsaak7 жыл бұрын

    It's funny because it's true.

  • @scaho

    @scaho

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fucking boys or bibles made out of priest shit who fucked boys

  • @Siowen_art

    @Siowen_art

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@scaho yes...

  • @GabrielDoesThings

    @GabrielDoesThings

    4 жыл бұрын

    scaho or that there’s no god.

  • @maaz322

    @maaz322

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not really, love them or hate them, the Catholic church is responsible for much good in the world, from charity projects, such as building hospitals and providing relief across the world. I'm not Catholic. Obviously molestation occurs, but It happens in every profession that gives special authority, from doctors, teachers, youth organizers, etc.

  • @DizKord1600
    @DizKord160010 жыл бұрын

    This has to be one of the best videos of all time.

  • @MrJayehawk
    @MrJayehawk4 жыл бұрын

    "You can't just go around fuckin' boys in the street; people get mad." That summed up the reason for the church perfectly.

  • @bwicked3059
    @bwicked30592 жыл бұрын

    I feel so bad for laughing.. fuck it!! Here i go 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aliciascat9433
    @aliciascat94336 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHA "I'm just teasing ya... there is no God."

  • @ShadowZZZ

    @ShadowZZZ

    5 жыл бұрын

    no truer words have ever been spoken.

  • @ghoulbeansz

    @ghoulbeansz

    5 жыл бұрын

    xD

  • @ramboassgoblin

    @ramboassgoblin

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ShadowZZZ And the realization that morality is just as fictional as God. Right?

  • @JohnC-fv2we

    @JohnC-fv2we

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ramboassgoblin if the only thing keeping you from doing immoral things is fear of a higher power, you've already failed.

  • @alireid5874

    @alireid5874

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jesuit Priests are the only religious people who I've heard say or imply that there is no God. Super interesting. Current pope is a Jesuit, too.

  • @FireworksAndHurricanes
    @FireworksAndHurricanes8 жыл бұрын

    "I'm just teasin' ya. - There's no God!" *Chuckles*.

  • @Lucianato2
    @Lucianato22 ай бұрын

    This may, very well, be the most sacrilegious documentary I've ever seen. I feel much more enlightened! ✝👦

  • @ocpd23
    @ocpd232 жыл бұрын

    Thank you youtube for recommending this to me on Christmas. Will have to make watching this a new Christmas tradition.

  • @yussofross1417
    @yussofross14177 жыл бұрын

    What the fuck?! I was so caught off guard.

  • @alexarias5717
    @alexarias57177 жыл бұрын

    I wasn't laughing until 4:08 HAHAHA

  • @Frigenguy1

    @Frigenguy1

    7 жыл бұрын

    Alex Arias i didn't notice the tears.

  • @alexarias5717

    @alexarias5717

    7 жыл бұрын

    Frigenguy1 so fucking hilarious lmfao

  • @ss_avsmt
    @ss_avsmt2 жыл бұрын

    "That's it in a nutshell" You're goddamn right

  • @KarlMySuitcase
    @KarlMySuitcase5 жыл бұрын

    This has been constantly relevant since it released over 10 years ago.

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