Yay! Birthday Story!

You know, its my birthday today. This is a very concerning birthday gift... Screw it, I'm in.

“Dog that looks like fried chicken” idk man I call my golden retriever a “fried chicken doggo” and a “big chicken tender” all the time, gotta be more specific 🤣

This one looks really creepy and cool 👀

Yes, right on time , my edible kicked in and i just wanted to go and chill on the couch.

@astrosamurai789

Жыл бұрын

Man's liven life well

Hey dude! Your posts are always a joy

Let’s hope it STAYS lost media

Weird for some reason it won't let me hit the like button

@PrimateProductions

Жыл бұрын

Or the dislike for that matter! Not that I was going to do that I just wanted to see if neither of them were working or what!

@tgg6143

Жыл бұрын

For successful use campaigns

I’m digging the Candle Cove vibe to this story :)

@peteywheatstraws4909

10 ай бұрын

I remember that one, it reminded me of old "Capt 20" shows from the 70's when I lived in Washington, DC. They used to have hamster races on there.

this was solid

Oh this is a good story

I absolutely love your narration for each character. I really enjoy them. Sucks you don't do it often.

😨 C R E E P Y 😨

Bingles' Birthday Bonanza, tell me, did it take place at Bacon Blitz Boulevard?

I think I said this on a previous reading of this, but frankly this kid's family's dynamics are scarier than Bingles himself

Why so short😭

Why even waste 911's time by making them search for that thieving scumbag of a brother?

#177-✅👍

See thats why ya gotta put a gps chip in your kids.. i chip everyone i wanna keep tabs on while theyre sleeping.. all my xgfs have one..

@heerosanosyuy1173

Жыл бұрын

Maybe just skip the having kids part of existing. ☕

@WtfYouMeanDude

Жыл бұрын

@@heerosanosyuy1173 then whos gonna clean the house? Besides i like kids i even donated to peta once..

Child hood? Idk what that is. From the Chuckee cheese mascot being an absolute fiend to watching my mom unalive my dad in front of me. To being put under the care of negligent guardians. I grew up pretty quickly & independently.

A dog that kinda looks like a fried chicken???! Wtf .. stop eatin chinese fried chicken bruh

@vanessaashford9203

Жыл бұрын

it's because of that meme that circulated a while back where someone noticed photos of golden doodles and photos of fried chicken looked surprisingly similar at a glance

@WtfYouMeanDude

Жыл бұрын

@@vanessaashford9203 ahh gotcha lol