Actually, the whole movie is the best scene

@silverdropstudios7323

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@MozTheBoz

3 жыл бұрын

Just like Snatch

@justbreakingballs

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong a whole movie isn’t a scene.

@billhanna2148

3 жыл бұрын

Without a doubt

@maxdobasquete

3 жыл бұрын

Facts!!! Don't forget the great MUSIC!!!✊👍

This movie and Snatch = peak Guy Ritchie. What masterpieces they are.

@GrifterTheBoyIdiot

2 жыл бұрын

Meet Tommy......the TIT

@GrifterTheBoyIdiot

2 жыл бұрын

Oi Boris the fuckin' bullet dodger??

@JT_Williams

Жыл бұрын

The gentleman is a modern day classic mind

@SpitefulAZ

Жыл бұрын

The bank job is good too.

@ben6993

Жыл бұрын

@@GrifterTheBoyIdiot why do they call him the bullet dodger?

"I asked you for a drink, not a bloody rain forest". Ha-ha, absolute classic!

@ciaranmeehan1783

5 жыл бұрын

"You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!" Best line it is.😂😂👍

@joeybill9472

4 жыл бұрын

Love it when I can use this line in a bar. 😂😂

@tier1turks

3 жыл бұрын

:DD

@nicholaslittlefield4424

2 жыл бұрын

@@ciaranmeehan1783 yes indeed.

@VsAngeel

7 ай бұрын

So good 😂

No lines are wasted in this film

@MozTheBoz

5 жыл бұрын

Same can be said to its brothers Snatch and Rocknrolla

@gravinboginagis6568

3 жыл бұрын

Like hot fuzz. Two best films of all time

@GrifterTheBoyIdiot

2 жыл бұрын

@@gravinboginagis6568 and Shannon of the dead

Jason Statham actually got this role specifically because he was so believable in it. No surprise, given before this, he was hustling fake perfume to tourists on main street, using the exact same lines.

@bigmaxy07

Жыл бұрын

Left foot followed by the right. It's called walkin'

@ben6993

Жыл бұрын

Was he? He was an Olympic diver before acting

@nigeldean3726

Жыл бұрын

@@ben6993 he wasnt an olympic diver but he was a diver

@ericacroft13

Жыл бұрын

@@ben6993 1990

@RealJDGaming

Жыл бұрын

@@bigmaxy07 d’you say 10 pounds?

"Left leg right leg your body'll follow: they call it walking" The casual sass off this guy blows me away lol

@friktionrc

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly not many of them left anymore...but back in the day go down any street market in London and they were ten a penny. Now most of street sellers in London are usually folks from other countries so there’s no ‘banter’ anymore...and as well as selling dodgy gear, for some, it’s a diversion whilst there mate picks the pockets lol

@jenniferschmitzer299

2 жыл бұрын

@@friktionrc so what you know about this banter. My hands are perfectly stuck in my pockets

"Nevermind son, you'll might just meet him if you carry on like that"

“Jesus Christ, you could choke a dozen donkeys on that” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 great writing

@junesilvermanb2979

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus

Have to say that this is one of the best films EVER made. Love it to bits. No matter how many times you watch it, it never gets old. Brilliant actors, dialogue and director.

'It's a deal, it's a steal, it's sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it nick, I think I'll keep it...'😆😆😆

@stocktonjoans

3 жыл бұрын

"Your fat, and you look like you should be . . . but you're not" XD gets me every time

@krisjaynav

3 жыл бұрын

my go to line, when friends try to haggle me.

@TheLYagAmi

2 жыл бұрын

Alright alright keep your Alan’s on

“And certainly not when you’ve got Liberia’s deficit in your skyrocket” 😂😂

@junesilvermanb2979

3 жыл бұрын

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberia

The dialogue, especially the slang, is what really makes this movie SO DAMN GOOD. "Tighter than a duck's butt, you are". Classic stuff man, I love this movie so much

@alexludavertigo6926

7 ай бұрын

3:19

“Chill Winston” anyone use this line on a daily basis?😂

@mekondjoerastus5896

3 жыл бұрын

All the time

@idontgotnothin

3 жыл бұрын

Yea but no one gets it

@wolfgangtiefbrunner8412

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, that's what the Queen told Churchill when he was complaining about Anthony Eden.

@wadesaleeby2172

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah my favorite!

@nexgenhippy

3 жыл бұрын

My mate named his dog Winston just so he could say it.

"What's that?" "That's Gloria..." 🤣🤣

@stevebchisveto7230

3 жыл бұрын

underrated statement

This and snatch are his best two films!

@Locadel2003

4 жыл бұрын

But he was perfect in furious 7, the Transporter, expendables 1 & 2 and also Italian Job. Or his hilarious role in Spy 2015

@johnyang799

4 жыл бұрын

@@Locadel2003 It's not about him. It's the storyline and the perfect acting of each one of the actors.

@sharkyh7327

4 жыл бұрын

John Yang Yeah that’s the essence of both of the movies as well rocknrolla which is underrated but when you watch these movies it’s the collective which make them masterpieces, the characters and details within the story

@captaindiabetes4244

4 жыл бұрын

Snatch is a million times better movie than this... Also filmed way better

@S3rjiu

3 жыл бұрын

@Alan Cogan narrating the entire movie

"cos I'm not fucking laughing Nicolas!" 😂

@prosperousguy

3 жыл бұрын

Nick -OH-Loss! lolol

@friktionrc

2 жыл бұрын

Think it’s NicolARSE lol

The script for this movie is so beautifully rich! It would make Cinema such a different experience if all of cinema use such a poetic script

Every lines in this script is golden ☺️

This film has one of the most well put together plots I've seen. Everything looms in together perfectly and combined with the fast paced action scenes and cockney dialogue its an all round good movie.

Lock stock and snatch are still two of my favorite movies. Also in bruges.

@lawrencepatrick2486

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh a fellow men of culture I see. Cheers.

@shanay1995

3 жыл бұрын

Same love those movies! Also seven psychopaths

@jenniferschmitzer299

2 жыл бұрын

Never seen Bruges Is it any good

@jediknight1294

2 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferschmitzer299 worth watching

@ad9633

2 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferschmitzer299 yep it is. Definitely worth watching

To be fair, every single scene in this movie is the best

Never gets old this movie! Lit up my high school years!

Most people knows Jason Statham as Transporter... But this is the first movie I watched when he appears. (Beside Snatch) A MASTERPIECE!

they had such great chemistry. I wish they made one more movie.

9:00 It's subtle but I like how the henchman has been giving drinks to Nick the whole movie and refuses to give him another after all that's happened to them.

@squiremuldoon5462

4 жыл бұрын

Renyth holy shit I’ve seen this movie so many times and never noticed that, it’s a sign of a great film when there are subtleties to notice with more viewings. Thanks for that!

@drexlspivey5828

4 жыл бұрын

@Btec Bolshevik the original post is the correct reason, he walks in, looks at the drink, the penny drops and he walks back away with it

@drexlspivey5828

4 жыл бұрын

@Btec Bolshevik so why does he immediately walk back in without the drink? I thought he didn't want to be in the room while Rory Breaker was giving Nick shit? It's such an obvious joke that he takes the drink back because Nick has dropped it twice already, it is either astonishing that you don't get the joke or you're definitely trolling

@quakethedoombringer

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's more to do with him being smart enough not to piss off Rory even more. Nick accidentally dropping the glass of milk again would just infuriate Rory to the point where both the henchman and Nick will literally get killed

You get a gold plated Rolls Royce as long as you pay for it. I've been using that line for the past 20 years.

@junesilvermanb2979

3 жыл бұрын

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolls-Royce

Chilll Winstaaaaaan!!

I love the scene with the "Stolen Goods" It reminds me of my family trip to London when I was a kid. There were guys in the street going on about Stolen Goods and stolen property. The entertainment value of those guys was priceless. My dad gave him some dough for something. Suddenly a "Bobby" was walking nearby, and he scooped up his loot and dashed.

I absolutely love how he steps through the table that Nick broke the first time he was there

- What is that?! - That's Gloria I freaking love this movie😭😂

4:46- Don't remember this bit being so quiet when I watched it before

@Radozdam

5 жыл бұрын

Yup me too it has been muted

@caneyebus

4 жыл бұрын

It's probably to keep the KZread robots from taking it down.

@williamavery9185

3 жыл бұрын

Does it go on for long ?

@faded_ink3545

3 жыл бұрын

Just watched this while high and I thought I was having a stroke

@Hellwyck

3 жыл бұрын

@@faded_ink3545 wrong video to have a stroke to.

This is probably my favorite movie of all time

I just watched this an hour ago. This was amazing!

@gravinboginagis6568

3 жыл бұрын

Ik FUCKING HILARIOUS

No orangutans were injured in the making of that refreshing drink 🤣

Best UK movie EVER made PERIOD

Watch at 9:00 as the guy brings Nick's drink, then sees rory upset and slowly walks away...

@drexlspivey5828

4 жыл бұрын

He walks back because he realises Nick The Greek will probably drop it through the table again

@malcomlovejoy

3 жыл бұрын

I know I know

@malcomlovejoy

3 жыл бұрын

I know lol

“Don’t ehh’ me Greek boy”

"he then orders an aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub" lmao

@goodygumdrops2105

4 жыл бұрын

Geg

@noahmay7708

4 жыл бұрын

It even has subtitle for people who speak normal english

@franceleeparis37

4 жыл бұрын

Am pretty sure that a pub is ‘rub a dub’ and not ‘nuclear sub’... but maybe it’s changed

@rogueriderhood1862

3 жыл бұрын

@@franceleeparis37 Moved with the times.

@franceleeparis37

3 жыл бұрын

David Colbourne ... sorry mate but in the east end people don’t know what a sub is let alone the meaning of nuclear

If the milk turns out to be sour.... Perfect advice for life.

When I want to see the great scenes from Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, I watch the whole movie

@justinkim9753

4 жыл бұрын

OMG so~~ freaking true

@gravinboginagis6568

3 жыл бұрын

And it’s on KZread 🔥🔥🔥

Really wish Statham still acting in this kind of movie

Thanks to this Guy Ritschie's film I felt and practiced the British pronouncation more thoughtfully.

@Reprodestruxion

Жыл бұрын

Estatuary , London based

They stopped making top movies like these.

@nyuszicsib

4 жыл бұрын

The Gentlemen coming this January. Check it out!

@Fox77771000

4 жыл бұрын

@@nyuszicsib Yep love this movie, seen The Gentlemen yesterday, love them both

@noahmay7708

4 жыл бұрын

"Movies stopped being good, because they were only ever good when I was young." I mean not to be a jerk, but ok boomer

@pyrobronson1779

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@silverdropstudios7323

4 жыл бұрын

Sure there are, you just gotta look for them

“What is that?” “That’s Gloria!” 😂😂😂

And you got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket

Vinnie Jones transformed from the hard man of football to the lovable gangsta with his kid...chasing the priceless guns in this movie... he was brilliant..

The dialogue in this film is absolutely incredible. The only other film I have seen where the dialogue compares to this, is Withnail and I.

@jeffepley2351

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t sleep on “Snatch”

Love this movie. First time I watched it I almost laughed my ass off. These guys were good ya know. The whole premise of the film was great also, Grass, Guns worth a lot of money, Shakedowns by Lenny. The shootout in the grow house when the girl picks up the machine gun...has to be a classic Brit flick. Everyone ends up dead...Then when I saw Sting I was like wow.

I grew up in a Stepney crime family that helped control the fencing, selling of stolen real and counterfeit goods (mainly men's designer shirts). That's us that got a shout out when Jasob Statham said "hand stolen in Stepney" he used to work with us on occasion, doing exactly what he did in the first scene of this film.

@jackincorporated8480

5 жыл бұрын

*Jason

@victorbanuelos8139

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@Roseland8

4 жыл бұрын

So your a scumbag poxy Brit thief?? Congratulations

@williamtobin7282

Жыл бұрын

Killer story jack.. love the back story behind some people's previous life before success.Bravo

There are no great scenes in this movie, this whole movie is GREAT.

@vimal-cliobconsulting

3 жыл бұрын

U should say there's not only scenes which are great but whole movie is great

@coolddp

3 жыл бұрын

@@vimal-cliobconsulting You are right, thank you for the gramatical correction. Now go home and get your shinebox.

@vimal-cliobconsulting

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolddp no it wasn't nothing. Just it didn't make sense

Honestly a phenomenal movie

The writing in this is top notch.

Statham was a great actor until he sold his soul to make those corny action flicks

@MusicshownPlus

6 жыл бұрын

bullshit, hes every movie cool actor

@ennemm9820

6 жыл бұрын

Well ... I like the crime comedy movies the most But that’s Jason’s way to be actor so is ok :)

@danielbrown6328

6 жыл бұрын

Nick Moran will always be my favorite from this film.

@MastaSmack

5 жыл бұрын

Well yeah, anyone who does well in life obviously sold their soul...it's not like they actually worked for it.

@Aldo7899

5 жыл бұрын

I would have sold my butt cheeks for half the paycheck

Chill❄️ winston 😂watching this classic tonight

@Hay1hiho

4 жыл бұрын

Haha I've been using the "Chiill Winstaan" line since I first watched this film like 10 years ago.. Yet to know if anyone has ever gotten the reference. Criminally underrated film

Thanks for putting this together mate 👍🏼

One of the best movies of all time!

Me and mate at school would just recite this film all day

Guns for show, knives for a pro

I havent watched it in a while but you just sorted my agenda for tonight

@alan112223

2 жыл бұрын

So, did you watch it?

"..The problem is, Willy, that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats in the best of times.. "

@ciaranmeehan1783

5 жыл бұрын

"So DO AS I SAY, AND KEEP THE F***ING CAGE LOCKED."

@samanthab1923

4 жыл бұрын

Just realized that's the actor from Young Sherlock Holmes. It was in Ritchie's future.

Once you notice you can't unnotice it but this movie has a really orange tint

@ParadigmZwei

4 жыл бұрын

I think anyone who didn't notice it immediately needs their eyes checking.

@scrappydoo7887

3 жыл бұрын

Its done on purpose, guy Richie tends to play with colour saturation a lot in his films

Love this film absolutely awesome classic 😊more of these movies please 🙏🏻🙏🏻

One o'clock half-struck. That's deep.

Every movie at least has one part where you think was disappointing EXCEPT this one

Ping Pong Tiddley??? LOL I'm dying here haha

Simply the best gangster film ever, end of story.

Brilliant...thanks.

BRILLIANT MASTERPIECE OF CINEMATOGRAPHY! ALL TIMES CLASSIC!

Chill Winston lol the card game was epic loved it 👌👍👍

I really like the scenes that they just mouthe the words.

One of if not the best movie I've ever watched

I love the "Fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it" bit

Great video! I forgot how hilarious Rory Breaker was

love the first scene. Love a market pitch

Oh man I’m rofl I’m getting this!

Great movie!!

best british film ever made.

4:46 Just watched this while high and I thought I was having a stroke

@junesilvermanb2979

3 жыл бұрын

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroke

All of these actors went in to have great careers in other movies

legendary movie !

Thanks for all your work

I finally caught and understand, "fanny by the gaslight". LoL

It's a classic cult movie you never get sick of watching!

@AmirAhmed-il9gv

4 жыл бұрын

It was a boring movie

@heisen-bones

3 жыл бұрын

@@AmirAhmed-il9gv nah

“Guns are for show, Knifes are for a pro.”

"Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by.

"Chill Win-stawn" I use this line a lot but people don't get it so I put it on my phone.

@kevinsteadman7215

Жыл бұрын

Alf garnett would be better lmao

Fantastic movie

Epic movie, love it !!!

It's a deal...It's a steal... It's the sale of the fucking century! In fact... Fuck it nick I think I'll keep it.

Love this film

Loved this movie. ALMOST makes you like hustlers.

Fun fact Jason Statham actually used to work in a street market which influenced his casting in the film.

I just realized fat Tom plays the bad guy in Transporter 2. He plays the dentist before kidnapping the kid

Cool film man

Saw this when it came out in the movie..I was in the 12 grade.me n my high school boyfriend..he laughed so hard 😆

Guy Ritchie 2 best movies..

Man I need to rewatch this flick

Great movie.

What is that?... That's Gloria....

Can be watched multiple times funny every time