I guarantee you every time someone sneezed around her she didn't forget to say "god bless you" for the rest of her life

@SuperBigdude77

8 ай бұрын

😅

@lynnharty3971

6 ай бұрын

I’ve never forgotten! Because of this scene 🎬

@Itosalix

2 ай бұрын

I don't think we have authority to speak for God. Maybe he's tired or playing golf. got no time to bless everyone for every little sneeze. I'm an atheist though, so I don't care and just "good health".

@neilkurzman4907

2 ай бұрын

@@Itosalix Not golf apparently God prefers skeeball

@ggr1zz

Ай бұрын

@@Itosalix did you know that “bless you” started from the belief that sneezing was your soul trying to escape your body and someone saying bless you caused it to go back in. No idea why we keep saying it based on the origin. Seems really strange to me. I say gesundheit sometimes but that’s about it.

Don't know why the ladies so upset. She's just recieved about 6 promotions in less than a minute 😂😂😂

@dukegunthar

4 жыл бұрын

@@ajsky1066 "Hi! I'm a douchebag. Everyone pay attention to me."

@doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr?! Lmao but first I would suggest she take a vacation 😂

@chosenfallen2024

4 жыл бұрын

Prolly cause she's a good person with good person reactions lol

@zeokingsilver

4 жыл бұрын

think its more then that I'd say she now the CEO

@ThePhaxal

4 жыл бұрын

@@ajsky1066 -You are so right.

What a scene. You don’t need context at all. Even if you’ve never seen the movie, this scene stands on its own.

@robert4039

7 ай бұрын

Never thought about that before but you’re right. Good point!

@endersdragon34

3 ай бұрын

You might be a bit confused about how they know everything but yeah

@yatsu2me

3 ай бұрын

No kidding, just watched John Oliver's Boening report, two planes crashed, hundreds of lives lost, and the company is barely a should shrug; at what level do you sell your own sense of humanity in the pursuit of wealth?

@CaesarCapone

2 ай бұрын

​@@yatsu2meWas it the pursuit of wealth that caused the Boeing issue? Or was it the pursuit of something else? Edit: Not sure how this comment ended up here. Deleting shortly...

@adamm4062

2 ай бұрын

I've never seen this film, actually,and I can confirm what you are saying. Definitely need to watch it now, looks awesome

The irony is that Mooby is clearly a stand in for Disney, which owned Miramax at the time this movie was made.

Ай бұрын

Except Miramax dropped this film due to its religious tones, leading Kevin Smith to take it to Lionsgate, which was an unknown indie studio at the time. Miramax still owns its copyright.

@tombratcher6938

Ай бұрын

The real irony is the implied sexual crime here given Miramax's association with one H. Weinstein

The fact that they used a golden cow as a cartoon mascot was an awesome reference, lol!

@greenman8644

Ай бұрын

Didn’t catch that before😂👍

@DJ_Energy

Ай бұрын

As the late great David Bowie said in Life On Mars 'Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow' 🙂

@eyeseer1

14 күн бұрын

You could say it's iconic satire.

The fact that Harvey Weinstein produced this is so goddamn funny

@212013114

4 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Cox Gotta love the irony in that.

@MineCraftDadnSon

4 жыл бұрын

They toss hints in almost every movie made. It's sickening

@cjcanton9121

4 жыл бұрын

@@fZ2jKy6 I mean it's horrible but it is still funny, dark humor is a thing.

@TheZachjsr

4 жыл бұрын

@@fZ2jKy6 😂😂

@GastonsExpectorate

4 жыл бұрын

@@fZ2jKy6 Had to look this up because that's a serious allegation to make regarding Ms. Hayek. From all the stories I read, Salma states that he made repeated sexual advances and overtures to her during the making of Frida, which she refused each time. Nothing I found regarding their interactions during the filming of Dogma. So there was no sexual contact between the two, at any time, ever. Now I'm certainly not defending that complete creep, but please make sure you're stating facts when making an accusation. Perhaps you're thinking of another accuser?

Ironically, Harvey Weinstein could use a visit from these two.

@assholio

5 жыл бұрын

What's ironic about that?

@What-go8ng

4 жыл бұрын

@@assholio he means unironically, but that'd also be a stupid use of the non-word

@patrickoliver9133

4 жыл бұрын

Half of Hollywood more like which is ironic as it's a Hollywood film

@Unqualifiedmedicalperson

4 жыл бұрын

Ass Hole Harvey Weinstein produced the film, that’s why

@Backyardmech1

4 жыл бұрын

Instead he was visited by a Clinton paid assassin.

This, in my opinion, is the best scene Kevin ever wrote. Just brilliant.

@CarlosMendez-lv8hl

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a great scene. I think the parking lot scene is also brilliant. It’s makes you feel sorry for Bartleby.

@SpecialProjectY

2 жыл бұрын

Oh how down he has fallen...

@hater105

2 жыл бұрын

@@SpecialProjectY Indeed, considering these are the kind of people he works for.

@beetlepoundcarrot6412

Жыл бұрын

Are you sure its not this one kzread.info/dash/bejne/X3anxNlqoaa2d6g.html ? 🤣🤣

@Johncornwell103

Жыл бұрын

I say the deleted bar scene is his best

"Do any of you know what makes a human being decent? Fear. And here inlies the problem. None of you have anything to fear. You sit in your seats of inscrutable power, lives shrouded in secrecy, even from each other...but not from God." The way Matt Damon delivers that is POWERFUL.

@choosetolivefree

2 жыл бұрын

Fear isn't what makes a human being decent. I am a decent human being. I do not fear any deity or god. I would never worship a god that WANTED to be worshipped. How petty and egotistical. No thanks. Point is - it doesn't take a god to make a human being decent.

@ryanparker4996

2 жыл бұрын

@@choosetolivefree you fear committing evil. Thats enough.

@choosetolivefree

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryanparker4996 It isn't about fear. It's about empathy. I don't want any others to suffer. That's why I don't commit evil. Not because of a deity or fear of going to hell. Because I have empathy. That's why.

@ryanparker4996

2 жыл бұрын

@@choosetolivefree whatever you say kiddo

@choosetolivefree

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryanparker4996 You're damn right whatever I say, chumpo

CEO: "you forgot Mooby Magazine." Bartleby: "dammit!" LMAO

@cfinley81

2 жыл бұрын

Loki passing him whispering, "I can't believe you forgot the magazine!" 😂😂😂😂

@MrJessiesammakia

2 жыл бұрын

And the resterant

@Gravedigger933

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, instead of getting upset he could have played into it. Would have been better.

The End always gets me “you didn’t say god bless you when I sneez…” “Loki!”

@CC-hw4cc

4 ай бұрын

👉"Your getting off light" 😆😆

@cohenb18

2 ай бұрын

@@CC-hw4ccLoki!

"DON'T RUN! DON'T RUN!" That shit had me dying laughing

@the22dude94

3 жыл бұрын

FAKES, ALL OF YOU, FAKES!!!

@shadowknight1121

3 жыл бұрын

OH YOU, IN THE BED YOU AND YOUR WIFE SHARE NO LESS!!!

@cfinley81

2 жыл бұрын

AND HERE'S ONE TO GROW ON!!! *gunshot*

@raulsandoval2523

2 жыл бұрын

I do believe in this what does that mean

@jimmysmith5418

2 жыл бұрын

@@cfinley81 gum?

This scene single handedly convinced me to say bless you every time.

@JimmySmith2441

3 жыл бұрын

2:40 WOULD YOU JUST KNOCK IT OFF?!?! FUCK!!😂😂😂

As a child i thought they were bad guys because of this scene. Now, as an adult, I understand they were heroes.

@thenablade858

2 ай бұрын

Bartelby goes full crazy at the end but if you spend millennia exiled from home surrounded by endless hostility AND you have to endure Wisconsin? You will also go mad.

@YouAreStillNotablaze

2 ай бұрын

The specific term in this situation is 'anti-hero' but in this movie they were villains. They tried to end the world.

@Daftanemone

2 ай бұрын

So you got dumber as an adult

@Arcturus572

Ай бұрын

Even as a much younger person, when he made the comment about having sex with AN. ELEVEN.YEAR. OLD. BOY! I got sick to my stomach the first time... That statement alone completely made my beliefs in that the CEO and others of any company wanted to do good as well as what was best for the company died a painful death... Not to mention making me completely giddy while listening to their "justice"...

@moxbroker

Ай бұрын

The villain is God. She created everything and knew everything that would happen. And then punished her creations for doing what she created them to do. Horrific figure.

4:12 I always loved the implication that there was no research involved for this moment. They can read a persons sins just by looking at them and when Bartleby didn’t immediately see a sin to talk about he had to do a double take to make sure and was even surprised by it.

@shade1121-ce8dc

2 ай бұрын

They are watchers after all.

That woman is going to need therapy. Many, many years of therapy.

@neotheone7923

4 жыл бұрын

and i bet she says bless you to everyone who sneezes now

@SantaBarbaraSongbird

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed, she is an Innocent

@JoseJoseC626

4 жыл бұрын

They say after this she got put in charge of star wars films.

@treyowen9213

3 жыл бұрын

Jose Cortinas what?

@reallyWyrd

3 жыл бұрын

About that: in all semi-seriousness, it was inappropriate for Loki to pull a gun on her, but she was *working for* a company that did all these things. She probably didn't know every dirty detail, but when you work for people that sleazy for several years, you begin to pick up on some of it. Still she stayed. But then again: she may have had very little choice in the matter. So it's #complicated.

Sorry if I'm pointing out the obvious, but I love how Bartleby first recites the sins for which they were to be punished, and the Loki executes the punishment, since in an earlier scene the movie had established that that was what their roles had been in ancient times as well when they were inflicting divine retribution on Egypt and before that on Sodom.

@BishopStars

Жыл бұрын

In the movie business, we call that "continuity."

@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883

Жыл бұрын

Sodom was named after Sodomy. Gommorah was named after a much weirder move

@serioussilliness2064

2 ай бұрын

I thought it the other way around those cities were named

@spencergsmith

2 ай бұрын

@@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883sodomy was named after the city of Sodom

@DJones-uk3hg

2 ай бұрын

That was actually the reason they did it, they planned to resume the jobs they quit and then go through the arches to be forgiven for quitting and the murders they committed and be readmitted into heaven, then Jay had to get horny and tried to get laid completely fucking up their plan (yes Jay's ridiculous scenario to have sex with that chick actually saved existence)

Best Kevin Smith film for damn sure. Ben and Matt were totally hemming it up here and it was so awesome.

@hoilst265

10 ай бұрын

Their bickering is great...probably because it's genuine. Lots of practice.

Matt played Loki in a theatre scene in Thor Ragnarok.

@sidework1

5 жыл бұрын

Deepest lore

@sprocket-YT

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe Matt’s the real Loki 🤔🤣

@BigMac8000

5 жыл бұрын

Y'know, I saw that cameo and knew it had some kind of relevance... I just never thought they'd do a dogma reference. God that movie was great.

@240devil1

5 жыл бұрын

@@BigMac8000 Well it makes sense since I feel like this company they are at is supposed to represent Disney.

@mejsmith1

4 жыл бұрын

@@240devil1 So that's two Marvel films with a Kevin Smith related reference.

"But I do believe in this" truly priceless Matt Damon at his best.

@Creedon99

7 ай бұрын

"what does that even mean" lol

@cvn6555

2 ай бұрын

"How about these donuts?"

I've never understood why people found this movie so offensive. I'm Catholic and this is one of my favorite movies!

@gustavoalmanza2673

6 жыл бұрын

AleqsH Honestly!

@stefanellasizzarettia8417

6 жыл бұрын

SAME

@JoybuzzerX

5 жыл бұрын

I'm still confused as to why disowning the son is worthy of being killed. Doesn't matter the reason he disowned him, it's not even close to death worthy.

@Cainite

5 жыл бұрын

Back when it was offensive to say something against the chruch

@astrophonix

5 жыл бұрын

This scene shows why the fake morality of christianity doesn't work at all in practice. That guy was supposed to have abandoned his son 'cos he was gay, but christians hate gays and the bible calls gays an abomination, so this christian god would have rewarded the guy for abandoning his son.

“Don’t run! DON’T RUN!”🤣

@jasonalcatraz5817

2 жыл бұрын

“PIGS! PIGS, ALL OF YOU ARE PIGS!!!”

@allhandsondik7803

Жыл бұрын

"'I do believe in this'... what does that even mean?"

@Rendell001

8 ай бұрын

@@allhandsondik7803he believes in just retribution- delivered in this case via a Desert Eagle.50.

They looked relieved when he left the boardroom and really looked like they were just going to go back to work like nothing happened.

@vh8542

2 жыл бұрын

I remember watching this movie for the first time years ago and being like "Yep that's what would happen." Human behavior is disgusting.

This is one of my favorite scenes ever--it so blatantly exposes (and executes) the corporate lineup for literally ANY business. They exploit their workers and think they can do the same in their personal lives. Says a lot about corporations, about shitty people, about Hollywood itself. It's so self-aware, it's beautiful.

Haha after all this time I never realized he was waiting on them to say “God bless you.” At 2:10

@stagglee1227

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit! You're right! Hahahahahaha!!!

@VixxKong2

4 жыл бұрын

Rewatching that scene makes it hilarious. At first I thought he paused in order to remember his train of thoughts, but the real reason truly shows how childish Loki is.

@JeffStreamsThings

4 жыл бұрын

Great observation!

@VixxKong2

4 жыл бұрын

@turkeysub3000 Since have the script, can you please tell me what Loki is calling the businessmen while shooting the place up?

@layyouin6860

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, literally just realized that myself.

"Can't believe you forgot the magazine "

This is Kevin Smith's best film

@deadprecedents1

4 жыл бұрын

Shanster Goodheart ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY

@wiinterflowers4277

4 жыл бұрын

Shanster Goodheart This, Mallrats and Clerks 2.

@thecrabbpottx2179

4 жыл бұрын

Damn straight

@yvesheinrich5013

4 жыл бұрын

@@deadprecedents1 Arguably yes, but you have Clerks and Chasing Amy in the lineup. Everything else is good but not in the same quality.

@tonybriggs280

4 жыл бұрын

Um....no Clerks is still the standard. Chasing Amy is better too.

If he hadn't killed them, that would have been an awkward ass meeting. LoL

@TheLordSheogorath

2 жыл бұрын

Killed to spare them the awkward silence lol what a bro

"You didn't say God Bless You when i Sneezed" LOL.

@Enzorgullochapin

6 жыл бұрын

but... the sneeze was FAKE a/f (same as god)

@feralbigdog

5 жыл бұрын

what is that smell? oh yeah, the next posterchild for DEPENDS!

@feralbigdog

5 жыл бұрын

I respectfully disagree about the God comment

@choosetolivefree

5 жыл бұрын

@@feralbigdog You're free to disagree. You're still wrong though

@feralbigdog

5 жыл бұрын

@@choosetolivefree nope, im right. you dont want to believe, up to you, you will find out when you stand before him, lucky for you, he is merciful, and you have time, he is real, ive have experienced his miracles, and prophecies in the bible have come to pass, im not going to sit here and debate you about it, you can accept or reject it, its not on me to convince you, ive planted the seed and that is all im suppose to do, its up to you to be fertile ground or not, have a nice day. this will be the end of the conversation.

Not only did she learn she’s in the clear and bound for Heaven, but she just became CEO, President, Vice President, AND majority shareholder of one of the biggest entertainment companies in the world. All in all, a pretty good day.

@endersdragon34

3 ай бұрын

Though if she kept on running it she would be guilty of idolatry... So.

@timesnewlogan2032

3 ай бұрын

@@endersdragon34 So she sells the company, retires, and uses a large chunk of her newfound wealth for charities and other good causes, all while still living comfortably.

@jacobmetz3267

2 ай бұрын

True. But, I'm betting/hopping that she sold all of her interests and shares to open and run a homeless shelter, where, although she was never rich, she was loved by many and died very happy many years later. 🙏🌟⛪️✝️

@kyuven

2 ай бұрын

@@jacobmetz3267 It'd actually be in her best interest to divest of the shares as well. The company's toast, as investors won't have any confidence in a company that was quite literally decapitated by a dude with a gun who only left one person alive. Bonus points: Because of Bartleby she now knows a whole bunch of people who were personally screwed over by the other members of the board (one mother, two sons, an 11 year old boy in SEA, and a whole bunch of people who bought unsafe versions of their products) and can donate whatever she inherits from them to those people. And then join a convent in the middle of nowhere and live in constant fear of Loki returning to cap her.

@gottfriedosterbach3907

2 ай бұрын

Businesses are not a hereditary monarchy. The board if there is any would elect new positions and if there isn't a new board to do that would be established. She doesn't get the position by default and being a pure soul I doubt she has the rep or traits to walk into the job.

3:45 In fairness, the rug really tied the room together.

@TimedRevolver

4 жыл бұрын

And so did his blood.

@macman975

4 жыл бұрын

Dude! You're right 😉🤣

@SmoothCriminal12

4 жыл бұрын

Well that's just like ur opinion, man.

@macman975

4 жыл бұрын

Loki's pals did not die face down in the mud so these 'people' can worship a false idol

@Str8edgejon

4 жыл бұрын

@@TimedRevolver And the piss stain that was later found as well.

Matt Damon was absolutely in the ZONE!!

This scene taught me how the corporate world works

This fucking scene is so intense. Masterfully written & acted. Not often I give Affleck credit for anything but this was an awesome film

@Dwill187

2 жыл бұрын

He was the Bomb in Phantoms though

@Alex_Off-Beat

Жыл бұрын

Gone Girl and The Town were both excellent as well!

@Stuart267

Жыл бұрын

@@Alex_Off-Beat I refuse to watch Gone Girl for the fact Rosamund Pike is a TERRIBLE actress

@murdasippislim

Жыл бұрын

@@Dwill187 word bitch phantoms is the bomb 💣

@TonyG8992

11 ай бұрын

He was a great Batman, pure brute force in BvS

I've probably seen this movie dozens of times, and I'm only now realizing that Bartleby forgets to mention Mooby Magazine in his opening, and then during the purge he's reading an issue in the lounge.

Those are all awards that Kevin Smith and his people won over the years used as props that are adorned on the wall in this scene.

@Mojo_3.14

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the movie Hot Fuzz, all the hundreds of DVD's in the movie night scene where from their personal collection. Unfortunately they found out later someone had stolen some from the movie set. Shame. Shame.

Fun Fact: this was supposed to be an overly done, John Woo-esque action scene with Matt Damon gunning down the board, this is the reason they’re all burly looking stunt men. At the last minute, Kevin Smith was doubtful that he’d be able to pull it off, so he scrapped it.

@KevinMuller5

2 жыл бұрын

This is much better

I think it's kind of funny that he thinks them believing in the Voodoo doll is ridiculous when for like 5 minutes they've been displaying a supernatural knowledge of their misdeeds I mean why wouldn't they believe it might work at that point.

@allaware1971

Жыл бұрын

Kinda the point. Even the "you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed" was like a joke, he wasn't going to shoot her but scared her straight.

@Jarock316

Жыл бұрын

​@All Aware You missed the 'You're getting off light' line after Loki got interrupted, he really was going to kill her.

Anyone else realize the cow statue alludes to the story of Moses. He leads the Israelites out of Egypt looking for the holy land. On the way he stops to climb a mountain to speak to god and is away for something like 30 days. By the time he returns they had begun to worship a golden bull as a false idol, and Moses breaks the tablets with the 10 commandments on them out of anger

@Thomas-gs3gv

4 жыл бұрын

Vance Humphrey yes yes I am much much smarter than you and everyone you know

@Alcohen2006

4 жыл бұрын

It's 40 days, Tom. It's right there in the book.

"well since if you are NOT going to get laid anyways, let's do the next best thing.." -angel of death

@TimoRutanen

6 жыл бұрын

Kill people! No, not you

@lucianfrostbane

4 жыл бұрын

if i had a dick id go get laid. lets do the next best thing/ what's that?/ lets kill people.

@VixxKong2

4 жыл бұрын

Not the exact quote, but close enough

Everyone talking about the sneezing, but is no one curious about The CEO and what he did to his son to be such a "sick f*ck". Like OMG??

@reallyWyrd

3 жыл бұрын

Probably something involving sexual assault. It's usually that.

@miaouew

3 жыл бұрын

Figure it out.

@cfinley81

2 жыл бұрын

Not hard to figure out.

@CaptainViral84

2 жыл бұрын

@@miaouew Probably something involving with his father renting him out to the sextraficing and the black market for millions of dollars then giving all of the money towards his wife for a boob job and spoliing his abusive sisters that torture him since he was little what is left of the money went to a new entertainment center for his office.

@comradefreedom8275

2 ай бұрын

The implication is pretty clear.

"Ok, but yer gettin' off light." 😂😂😂😂

"My boy is wicked smart and I got her number."

"But you didn't say God bless you when I sneezed!" That made me laugh! I used to have this movie in my collection but alas, I had to sell it to make a move back in 2009. My collection that is. Not just this one movie. I mean how could you move just by selling one movie. That'd be silly!

@KamenRiderRaiden

4 жыл бұрын

Could say "Alan Rickman was in it!"

@JimmySmith2441

4 жыл бұрын

....................."But. They didn't say God bless you when you sold them!!!

I can not believe he forgot the damn magazine

"All lines, are currently down..." CLASSIC lmao!

@arnoldrivas4590

4 жыл бұрын

And that helped him land Jason Bourne for The Bourne Trilogy.

“An Eleven....year....old....boy!”

Its too bad Harvey Weinstien owns the rights to this movie. Thats why you won't see it on any streaming service or a re-release bluray.

@jimmy2k4o

4 жыл бұрын

docshady777 he could lose the rights....

@wardripj88

4 жыл бұрын

In a perfect world which will never have they would release all Kevin Smith films in 4k.

@nirv

4 жыл бұрын

Who cares about streaming crapola? You DOWNLOAD it. You don't stream it. That way, nobody can press a button and take it away from you. Yeah! Man, I do not get this generation at all. They don't want to even own anything.

@doc_shady

4 жыл бұрын

@@nirv The thing is, I get your generation. Your about 20 years in the past. Who the fuck downloads anything this day in age? If your too cheap to sub to a streaming service, thats on you.

@nirv

3 жыл бұрын

@Lebowski 2020 I've been a pirate some 1995 starting with Doom grabbed from a BBS. Problem? We can talk about it on discord. Painbow#9553 add me now.

After seeing this movie when someone sneezes I always say “God Bless you”.

Is this supposed to be a portrayal of executives at Disney and the cow character supposed to be Mickey?

@McGyver777ATGMAIL

5 жыл бұрын

Percilla Salas nah, it is an alagorey about greed (love of money) where in the corporate class does all manner of evil hidden by red tape and plausible deniability affording them the freedom to do all manner of actual harm expecting no day of reconning. As an agnostic, I almost want pure unadulterated evil to exist so there is a day of reconning for true assholes...ya know, like the creators of the ice capades.

@schmassbinder

5 жыл бұрын

Among others.

@MrDruism

5 жыл бұрын

They say the character was created by a kindergarten teacher, that’s the origin of Barney the dinosaur. I think it’s a mishmash of popular characters.

@DrLeroyGreen

5 жыл бұрын

Ya think?!

@spiff3872

5 жыл бұрын

The Golden calf is an old Bible reference. It has nothing to do with any other franchise.

Smiths dialogue is so damn good especially spoken by Affleck and Damon.

Could you imagine those two characters calling out all politicians in history? Lol

So this is what a Disney board meeting looks like

The "Mr. Barker!" part ALWAYS makes me die laughing LOL!

No flashy cgi, nothing. Pure creative writing.

Does anyone notice the irony of this scene (in a post 2008 world). Mooby corporation is a stand in for Disney, and the members of the Disney corporation are killed by a character named Loki... a character named Loki is today owned by the Disney corporation.

@TV-jv6rr

Ай бұрын

Predictive programming perhaps?

@HoratioFitzbastard

Ай бұрын

​@@TV-jv6rr exactly

A good example of why you always, ALWAYS, say God Bless You. You just never know if there's going to be a massacre.

When Miramax was out abusing without limits....

@GeneralBulldog54

4 жыл бұрын

The Learner I believe this was released by Lionsgate w/ video distribution by Sony Pictures but the rights being held up in limbo by the Weinstein’s (hence why there’s no streaming service available).

Strangely I was reminded of this scene and had to come back to watch after trumps gold statue was presented at CPAC.... can you imagine if all of their sins were revealed!!!

@deanasaurs

3 жыл бұрын

Omg right?!

@NC2871926

2 жыл бұрын

You clearly suffer from TDS. You radical left-wing BETA

@vh8542

2 жыл бұрын

@@NC2871926 Hahahaha you are so triggered

@colincec

2 жыл бұрын

It would take AT LEAST a while day to list them all.

One of the most ridiculously funny movies ever made. From the disclaimer to the credits, some of the funniest stuff you'll ever see.

"Mr. Newman...while she was passed out.."

@jeremydickman8042

4 жыл бұрын

In the U.S legal system Mr. Newman would be the criminal. The guy he paid and the girl are both victims.

@hoarder1919

3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Dickman the guy he paid is s criminal too.

and that's how the cute brunette got promoted to chairman of the board.

Anyone notice something interesting about this scene? Right next to the board meeting is possibly the St Thomas Church? (or some large gothic Episcopal or Catholic church), love the subtle juxtaposition of the sinful directly next to a house of God

1:03 Ben affleck has excellent presentation skills

best part of the clip is when loki says "But you didn't say god bless you when i sneezed...!" pure LOL there!

"You're so lucky" lmfaoooo how have I never noticed that line?

*holds someone at gunpoint* you didn't say God bless you when i sneezed!

@daynechastant

5 жыл бұрын

"Because it's a pointless superstition when people believed that they expelled their soul from their body when they sneezed and it was said to keep demons out? Like, HUNDREDS of years ago?"

@jaredruff9823

4 жыл бұрын

@Gottenburg You're getting off light!

@wiinterflowers4277

4 жыл бұрын

Taylor Ann I cracked up at that scene.

“But you didn’t say God bless you when I sneezed” 🤣

@deanmorton6537

3 жыл бұрын

Loki?! LOKI!!! (I swear I sound like Thor checking on loki)

@Jarock316

Жыл бұрын

"You're getting off luck!"

Human Resources is going to be flooded with calls

“But I do believe in this.” *Fires Gun*

strangely relative to today...

@VixxKong2

4 жыл бұрын

It's been like that since the beginning of times

The word "massacre" doesn't fit for the title of this scene, it means the needless killing of a mass amount of people, I feel like there was a lot of reason here for this killing lol

@MemekingJag

2 жыл бұрын

Have there been any mass killings that don't count as massacres, unless they have been judged by a court? None come to mind. A massacre is a massacre rather than just a mass execution when there is no proper right to a fair trial, which these two didn't give them. Yeah, i understand, angels and they know their guilt etc, but the point still stands, it's your peers, not the divine that dole out punishment

seriouslt tho its been 20 years and im dying to know what the fuck did he whisper to the chairman?!!!!!

@loveinspired7

2 жыл бұрын

@buffyanne20 That was my speculation also... I couldn't think of anything worse than that.

@allaware1971

Жыл бұрын

Probably ran a child sex ring and threw his own son in there or something.

@HalfCracker4life

4 ай бұрын

He did say, "...your his father." So it may have been something along the lines of incest? 🤢🤮

Just realized the church in the window and being right behind the Mooby statue

I wish they'd show up and start taking rough justice to corporate boardrooms across America.

@GeraldHarris-cf2zh

4 жыл бұрын

Walmart First

@DanielBrown-sn9op

4 жыл бұрын

WE can do that, but instead, we want to be like them.

The writing in this movie was so smart.

I just realized their false idol "Mooby" is a reference to the golden calf fron the bible. Im stupid

your getting off LIGHT

@knndyskful

6 жыл бұрын

Nobody0Important1 You’re*

@ChairmanMeow1

5 жыл бұрын

you're*

@rocksparadox

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody0Important1 *GO STRAIGHT BACK TO YOUR MONGOLOID ENTERTAINMENT CALLED PEWDIECUNT* You ARE getting off 'light'.

@manstonhisk667

5 жыл бұрын

@@rocksparadox wow you have a problem.

@jaredruff9823

4 жыл бұрын

LOKI!

Interrupting ppl by slicing onions is the ultimate boss move. 👍🏼

" You're getting off light."

@jaredruff9823

4 жыл бұрын

LOKI!

@dawnwelch6579

3 жыл бұрын

Jared Ruff “I KNOW, I’m COMING...”

@jaredruff9823

3 жыл бұрын

@@dawnwelch6579 You're so lucky!

LOL damn he was about to blast her for not saying "God bless you!"

@cfinley81

2 жыл бұрын

You're gettin' off LIGHT!!!

Voodoo absolutely is a religion with multiple deities and not “just a collection of superstitions.” A whole lot of voodoo practitioners would be pretty pissed off to hear someone say such a thing about their spirituality. Other than that nonsense, this is an amazing scene. It uses these two unhinged characters to perfectly personify the problem with organized religion by having Loki state that decency comes from fear; it doesn’t. Decency comes from empathy and love, but mainstream religions often choose to capitalize on people’s fear, instead of validating and encouraging their empathy. Great script.

@chillkidalso5371

Ай бұрын

Literally who cares

@joannamitchell2396

Ай бұрын

You sound like an imbecile.

Matt Damon used to be such a badass

@joshpickles9022

5 жыл бұрын

Jason Bourne!?

@XxOmegaslayerxX

5 жыл бұрын

You mean mark Wahlberg? Lol

@nicksmith6629

5 жыл бұрын

@NOT YOU really? I actually think he is a pretty good guy. Especially for a celeb

@Felamine

5 жыл бұрын

​@NOT YOU You say that like it's a bad thing.

@martyb6520

4 жыл бұрын

Say that again and there will be no measure to hard and how fast I will bring that fight to your doorstep!

Them 2 should have had that talk with Harvey Weinstein😂

@uscman

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@rohe4077

5 жыл бұрын

Donald trump, more like. "You're her father, you sick fuck."

@rohe4077

4 жыл бұрын

@Floppy Bunny You saying they knew about him 20 years ago?

@rohe4077

4 жыл бұрын

@Floppy Bunny Need an answer.

@rohe4077

4 жыл бұрын

@Floppy Bunny Are you sure they knew about his actions 20 years ago?

"But i do believe in this... what does that even mean?" 😂🤣

@cfinley81

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha!!!!!

@marcusgomez5056

2 жыл бұрын

Divine judgement and wrath

@Jarock316

Жыл бұрын

Loki was an Angel of Justice and thus, was the one to deliver divine punishment.

I wish I could’ve done this to all my high school bullies

The next day, Ms. Price was promoted to Chairman

I can’t believe Weinstein owns this movie……ugh…..the irony…..

@the.parks.of.no.return

2 ай бұрын

This kind of movie is where woke started to emerge

6:17 Jesus Christ, It’s Jason Bourne!!!

@UrbanOutlawsSk8Co

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ

I love this scene. I can almost imagine it playing out in Congress when both houses meet to hear the President. I would not expect any of them to be deemed innocent, and owing to time constraints they would have to just summarize the sins (The people in this supposedly august body have broken the commandments no less than 3,847 times among them …. ) and then start the purification.

@arutka2000

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, cause that obviously stable, fetid mass of decomposing, sprayed tanned animal fat is any more innocent.

How many people now religiously (no pun intended) say "God blesd you" when someone sneezes after this?

I can't believe you forgot the magazine

Hopeful Disney suffers the same fate.

I really wish Kevin Smith kept making movies like this.

@SayAhh

9 ай бұрын

And then go protest his own movie at the local premiere.

"But you didn't say 'God Bless You' when I sneezed!"

@jaredruff9823

Жыл бұрын

Loki!

“You’re gettin’ off light!” Always gets me

Nice touch with the golden calf

And one to grow on. Such a great scene.

Did a Kevin Smith marathon with my boys and they LOVED IT

I remember being very disturbed first time I saw this. Went from being casual comedy to slaughtering everyone

@ErwinPommel

Жыл бұрын

Not everyone.

@thenablade858

2 ай бұрын

@@ErwinPommelHe was going to tho. Loki and especially Bartleby become increasingly more violent throughout the film because they’re angered at God and humanity. Innocent girl barely escaped.

@ErwinPommel

2 ай бұрын

@@thenablade858 You're right. She really should have said 'god bless you' when he sneezed.