Funny, Ant is doing Twilight Zone conductor and Landau doing Polar Express conductor. Different generations, but seamless comedy.

“Every time he socks me in the nose and says ‘Choo Choo’ “

Dave's a great fit with Ant. Very funny, too

Dave Landau is one of the funniest guys I've heard in a long time.

@billistik666

5 жыл бұрын

Omg his timing is FUCKEN awesome

@prymus81

4 жыл бұрын

Agree. They are very good team.

@djjdantenucci

4 жыл бұрын

Is this Kevin Brennan ?

@holyX

3 жыл бұрын

No he's not

@MrRoundwound

3 жыл бұрын

He’s no Jim norton

Anthony and Artie seems much funnier when Artie isn't there....

A Whoopsee daisy across my beak.

There's nothing better than seeing two funny guys crack each other the fuck up.

"He punched a buncha holes in my woikin' paypiz!" This is fuckin' GOLD.

This is still the funniest duo I've ever seen. It's a crime they're not still doing shows

Dave has an amazing voice. He will be missed.

This was HILARIOUS before the fella with the glasses bolled in

GOLD. Ant and Landau. Match made in the pits of hell.

This was so funny that I had to shut off the video because my stomach was hurting from laughing

Its so Awesome to see Ant found somebody almost as funny as him they compliment each other perfectly. Dave and Anthony would have been 200x better than opie ever was

Dunno the other guy but they are a fucking ace team. Keep him on the show.

@SurfTheKaliYuga

6 жыл бұрын

Indeed he did better than Artie in all of his shows...

@mcearl8073

6 жыл бұрын

I agree. No idea who he is but I like him. If Ant woulda hired this guy I might Resub. I can’t hardly stand Artie

@coreyhall6038

6 жыл бұрын

he's Dave Landau, and yes he's an ace.

I think it's time to get rid of the AA Show and rebrand it the AD Show. I love Artie, but it's the wrong time in his life to do the show. Dave has been a brilliant stand in & deserves the gig full time.

Dave is bringing the greatest bits of Anthony back , fucking awesome , the last few episodes have been fucking legendary 👍👍👍

@samhill9937

6 жыл бұрын

legendary....really?

A whoopsie daisy across my beak. Ice coffee came out of my left nostril.

@goldencheese7247

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. They nailed it.

Best laugh I've had in a long time, these guys definitely click.

Funny, LIRR conductor definitely makes more than Dave & the staff & not much less than Ant🤣

This dude is great. Much better than Artie. This is something I’d sub to.

@brellnob

4 жыл бұрын

Mc Earl It's been two years, have you?

@machete18

4 жыл бұрын

wrestling with principalities nowadays ? He’s right dude

@eljaroebeukes5118

4 жыл бұрын

@wrestling with principalities nah he's just right

@lynchinjesus

2 жыл бұрын

Missed your chance. Now he is on the yes man podcast where everyone has to bow to crowder or they are fired. Crowder has to be the funniest in the room and he isn't that funny.

I havent laughed that hard in a while, was literally crying with laughter. The poor fucks! Thanks guys for making my morning!

I know I'm late but....I just came for dave!!! Long live mister landau

I'd say those uniforms belong in a Janet Jackson video circa 1990

That theme music always makes me think the Chicago level of Timesplitters 2 is starting

@johannd.4856

4 жыл бұрын

What a reference

@willmyschlongro4280

4 жыл бұрын

Wow a Timesplitters 2 reference...best gamecube game ever kudos sjr

Dave is much funnier than Artie...and is sober.

@mcearl8073

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@mikedunn9310

5 жыл бұрын

Artie isn't even close. Also, Ant and Dave are right. Nothin sexier than a woman in uniform: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/us-soldier-who-abused-prisoners-at-abu-ghraib-refuses-to-apologise-for-her-actions-7579422.html

Ant not doing "IM OVA HERE NOW" means he is finished

Whenever Ant says...”alright” lol

Sorry to hear about your mother. This video was really funny, thanks for the free uploads. Please keep the free uploads coming, thank u sir

I watched this live on CM three years ago and then watched this at least 10 times since on KZread- I still laugh out loud every time. #cumiagold

Olde Time Anthony is the best!

Choked to death on my coffee laughing

Lol you hear guys in the prodouction booth dying the entire time.

those Seinfeld and Columbo pictures enrage me.

I've tried to hate Dave. But I can't. He is funny as fuck

Dave is very very funny.

Those LIRR conducters looks like they should be walking around with a red cross charity cup on Christmas eve.

Train conductors make a very comfortable living

Man. Landau is so wasted on Crowder, who’s off the air 8 months out of the year. He was so much better on Ant’s show.

Tristate train stories r the best

When Anthony started the "Charlie's a train conductor" bit, I thought they were doing a Citizen Kane parody. I couldn't figure out how the two melded. He really did sound like Dorothy Comingore.

Artie Lange I mean Dave landau is a great addition to the show !

Watching this after the Anthony reference a day ago.

I love Ants voices.

HAHAHA HO-LEE SHIT!

this needs to be mashed with break the following day with the Born yesterday clips........actually laughed my ass off. Going to doctor today to get my ass reattached

Had to come back for this one after their reunion

Anthony sounds like a South Park character

This guy is fucking great. Have him on more often, great radio chemistry (know that's important to you Ant).

Anthony is out of touch on this one. The conductor would assume he was trying to ride for free if he wasn't caught.

@spockskynet

3 жыл бұрын

And that's probably why it's more expensive on the train, to make trying that less attractive.

Poor guy doing absolutely shit for $70,000 a year and 401k plus dental. He's ok

The Charlie bits were the best

😂 the uniform bit. Ant is an asshole…. Love it

great video . .thanks ant. . not sure who the other guy is, but he has an interesting take on things - more youtube uploads = more followers and sub's :)

I have not ridden a commuter train in years but now I want to pay with that smart phone app!!!

Its always funny when people look down on conductors and assume that they are getting paid shit. They might get paid more than you and probably have better benefits. Their union is no joke

Greg "Opie" Hughes. Are you watching? Are you listening? This is entertaining.

You better watch out they don't see you standing on the platform and just keep going. What station was the Albertson?

Ant rides the LIRR, not the LLIR.

Listening to smut laugh. Another American Wednesday.

Top shelf

So the show is still called the ant and artie show? I hate to say it because I love Art. But this guy is funny af. Time to make the swap permanent

@rangequeen

4 жыл бұрын

Show is The Anthony Cumia Show (TACS) now, this clip is 2 years old. Dave is now the permanent cohost. 👍🏻

FUCKING HILARIOUS

@sdry

6 жыл бұрын

MEH

Artie can be funny but he is also guilty of flogging a joke/comment to death, he repeats it two or three times and by that point your kinda like, yeah we got it the first time bud. This Dave guy is better in respect that he does not shout over Anthony trying to make his comment 3 times in a row, the style complement each other.

What is Thanksgiving Charlie? Give me a link por favor.

It's funny 5 years ago or really like 2 years ago I never heard of either of these guys well maybe I heard of Anthony but probably never heard him

Fuckin dying

Lmfao

i dont know how I didn't know about these guys years ago

Hope the other A in the A show gets better an comes back soon miss you Art!

Wit till it's full. I want everyone to get a little on them. Lol.

Dave is a legend. Thumbs up.

What is this Charlie is a.... from originally I can’t remember

I do like Artie and really, really wish he gets well and comes back to the show. The show was great with Anthony and Artie.

You take the train to work how awesome. I live in Nebraska so that seems strange. Lol

@718ant5

3 жыл бұрын

Well it isn’t awesome haha

@Marnarose4433

3 жыл бұрын

Linebackeronehunna Ant really? Lol

@Marnarose4433

3 жыл бұрын

Linebackeronehunna Ant you just broke my heart. Lol

@718ant5

3 жыл бұрын

marna lam at first when you’re young it’s cool. Then after 20 years it gets old haha

I admire the LLR conductors that are pleasant. This is the absolute worst bashing of those poor souls. They do get great benefits and retirement yes? I hope they see this and give Anthony a hard time next time he rides the train!!!

@healthychick9450

4 жыл бұрын

LIRR conductors are the most surly, rude asshole people I have ever encountered. I used to take the train every day from Ronkonkoma or port Jeff to Penn. They always acted like you were an inconvenience just by existing. Gosh forbid you didnt have your ticket in outstretched hand the moment you stepped on the train. Buddy relax, im not trying to skip my fare, especially since I have a paper ticket. How about let me sit down first, take out my wallet and then you get your ticket. I take metro North now and it's like night and day. They are pleasant, polite and seem to appreciate and enjoy their jobs.

@josephedwarddowling5919

4 жыл бұрын

That is because Metro North goes to CT. the best state in the entire region.

You paying for a ride not for a seat you're not guaranteed a seat.

Get dave back on your show

Is that Ira laughing in the background?

Domestic abuse is NEVER funny! Unless Ant and Dave are riffing on it.

Must’ve been his first day

Why the fuck cant people figure out not to have the outro music 3 times louder than the rest of the video?

He's lucky to have a job in this world, if you don't like your minimum wage job do something about it!

I'm ashamed that I don't get the "Charlie" references. What are they talking about?

Is this a highlight of the show?

Who's that lesbian talking to Ant? She's pretty fucking funny.

John Lovett lost some weight...

uganda

LLIR ?? whats that do you guys all mean LIRR?

@TOMMYTV-xl5fb

6 жыл бұрын

Djerelle Williams Long Island Railroad. They're trains here in New York that run from Long Island and Queens to Manhattan.

@dstein111

6 жыл бұрын

Train system that begins in Manhattan and extends all the way out to the tip of Long island.

@TOMMYTV-xl5fb

6 жыл бұрын

billiam S yea I told him already lol

@JJ-jn9xb

6 жыл бұрын

It's the "LONG Long Island Railroad" ....much longer than the regular long island railroad...

hmm. yeah I don't really get off on chicks in army uniforms.

I just don't understand why you are afraid of Saiyanz. I'm not a troll and always had respected Anthony until he disrespected Saiyanz. With all due respect, please reconsider, and re-invite him on the show. Thank you.

Anyone miss Coke talk artie yet? . I avoid old friends like that (crank talkers) cumia invites them as co-hosts. Imagine if Landau was still on coke & crank talking, would anyone be amused?

@FunnyCallsPrank

3 жыл бұрын

​@anonymous yup & they spew nonsense like veteran meth heads on their 1st gram

@FunnyCallsPrank

3 жыл бұрын

@anonymous wolf of wallstreet was fun though, Bellefort getting involved in the great wallstreet crash of reddit/4chan. the anonymous spew of the net are crashing the coke heads in wallstreet

The guy in the black shirt looks like the butch from Orange is the New Black

Does anyone in the comments give him money? Is it worth it?

Why are you filing copyright claims on a video with a guy only talking about Compound Media? Also when are you guys going to announce that the Artie and Anthony show is no more?

@fmanion24

6 жыл бұрын

psfanboy79 great point! You really smashed him good didn't you genius.. Yuck.

@fmanion24

6 жыл бұрын

psfanboy79 what? I couldn't hear you, your phone crapped out.

@fmanion24

6 жыл бұрын

psfanboy79 I should try to be more original like you, "Mushmouth". you had me rollin with that original line.

@fmanion24

6 жыл бұрын

psfanboy79 you have yet to contribute anything that's pertinent to my original statement.

That guy looks like he's really trying to relate to his teenager.

@Blarsen780

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, teens these days sure love their Pearl Jam...

so u were trying to ride fareless, but they decided to check tickets, and then you bought one, sounds a bit antisocial

Worlds most annoying laugh, Anthony Cumia. Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah

yaay jokes ant is fun race talk is boring

Dave and Ant were an awesome team. Ant and Gavin are pretty good but not quite at the same level. Dave is still funny on Crowder but that show is definitely Crowder centric were as Ant and Dave were almost 50/50.