I almost died of COVID-19, until I received some of Jared Leto's positive energy. It changed my life. All that meditating in the desert really did wonders for his chakras.

@SWSimpson

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like his positive energy did wonders for YOU. Maybe that's why he's a douche, all his positive energy is sent elsewhere?

Love that nothing is off limits with these guys....the world needs much more of this...

@84kjk

Жыл бұрын

This was hilarious. Just 10 mins of ripping on a douche bag.

"Why doesn't he wrap his mouth around a tailpipe and do 30 seconds of cars?" Dave's the best

Wow. He made the virus all about himself, humble bragged about his fame, and said some hippie shit all in one post.

@fuckyou11213

3 жыл бұрын

What a giant pussy!!

@SalvableRuin

2 жыл бұрын

Mad skillz

''Make sure you wash your hands for at least 30 seconds... to Mars.''

When Jared Leto goes to the desert, we ALL benefit.

Not only does Jared pass the test to see if you're a narcissist, he actually got the highest score

@moisturisedgnome1181

5 ай бұрын

He really does appear unaware that other humans have souls. This, along with being gifted with great aesthetics makes for a very interesting specimen

Ant is the greatest

@littleteethkeith

3 жыл бұрын

Of all time.

@BilltheButcher1855

3 жыл бұрын

He is and he does the best impression of me. OH!

@Tsae_Eynak

3 жыл бұрын

count dracula

"Jared Leto Is A Pretentious Douche" And that's one of his better attributes....

@MadInc.

2 жыл бұрын

that's what happens when you only read the headlines. search a little more and youll see why tf he didnt want joker movie to be made

@ReservoirPunk

Жыл бұрын

​@@MadInc. you're a jared leto fan? Ugh.

@MadInc.

Жыл бұрын

@@ReservoirPunk i am. but aside from that, i am against bs spreaders. so

@ReservoirPunk

Жыл бұрын

@@MadInc. and you're also into liking your own comments too I see...

@MadInc.

Жыл бұрын

@@ReservoirPunk you dont actually, It's impossible to see who liked my comment, guess we have another jl fan in the chat

Anthony has the most underrated podcast on Earth. Ant and Dave are an excellent duo, just like how Ant and Jim were back in the day.

@meredithgrubb7027

2 жыл бұрын

I hate that i just found it today. Its a gold mine of laughs. My stomachs hurts from crying laughing.

@J.C.3

Жыл бұрын

@@meredithgrubb7027 same and Dave left for Crowder smh

@dixonhill1108

Жыл бұрын

@@J.C.3 If crowder doesn't join compound media.

@MJAce85

Жыл бұрын

​@@dixonhill1108 Crowders gonna have to to pay that CS and alimony

Anthony funny as ever.....and has the most wonderful laugh too. Makes one's day.

Jared Leto also didnt want Jouqiun Phoenix’s Joker movie made cause it was gonna make his character look like shit

@DevilMaskMedia

3 жыл бұрын

He did a good job of making it shit on his own.

@mish375

2 жыл бұрын

It's Leto after all. The guy has a god-complex a mile high. He can't stand anyone else possibly stealing his thunder.

@MadInc.

2 жыл бұрын

that's what happens when you only read the headlines. search a little more and youll see why tf he didnt want joker movie to be made

this aged like really fine wine 🤣😂

I’m 40. I toured w his band for 3 weeks. His own brother dislikes him… sad.

@MaddestMousse

Жыл бұрын

What’s your band?

@LukasMoon91

5 ай бұрын

Elaborate pls! Would love to hear more about this!

@bobfort8023

5 ай бұрын

@@MaddestMousse pink spiders. I’m the drummer with the big ass glasses

Ant and Dave together is amazing,I wish Patrice was still alive in these crazy times. Those 3 together would make for some incredible content.

I'm glad Ed Norton beat the shit out of him, and blamed it on Tyler Durden.

You know these guys are funny when you can come back and still laugh like hell at these clips XD

Landau is pulling his weight I must say. Starting to get into this setup

@matthewvalentinas

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, great fit for the show. Works very well with Ant.

@solomonjensen6057

3 жыл бұрын

Dude Landau is funny as hell. I think he's underrated

@kebertxela941

3 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaannndd he's gone.

I caught some of that positive energy he put out and I’m cured!!!

Ant’s Vos impression is fucking bang on. Has really perfected the right amount of moist

Watching Jared Leto lose teeth in fight club was VERY satisfying....

God, I hope Leto sees this.

I’d like to slow roll a Sherman tank over Hollywood.

@ChoppedGlockShogun

2 жыл бұрын

Gonna need a King Tiger for that one.

@durden2480

Жыл бұрын

Shoot a couple tomahawks right into downtown

@tubby4388

Жыл бұрын

@@durden2480 A-10 strafing run

"rescue me... from all this hot trim"

Finger-bangin' A-list trim is where it's at!

I watched Dallas Buyers Club and thought it was quite a story. Then found out Jared Letos character was COMPLETELY F**KING MADE UP. What a f**king JOKE

😂😂😂 after all these years, Ant’s still clowning Rich Voss

HEY!! do NOT make fun of coldplay. opie LOVES coldplay

@xPadge112x

4 жыл бұрын

That's not going to work either Gregg. Stop making fake accounts ya boob.

@JuggyBohab

4 жыл бұрын

@@xPadge112x leave it alone..i'm serious leave it alone. i've been making accounts since i was 18 okay?

@xPadge112x

4 жыл бұрын

@@JuggyBohab No I wont leave it alone, leave it the fuck alone, it was a bit. Go rattle your spoon in your yoghurt pot.

@tuco1121

4 жыл бұрын

The Doors, White Stripes and Coldplay are MY BANDS....mmmmmaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!

@kArLosDaINgEr

4 жыл бұрын

JuggyBohab did you know he started radio when he was 18

I was working at a radio station that was sponsoring a 30 seconds to mars concert around the time they were just gaining recognition. I remember being introduced to Jared and his brother, and they couldn’t have been any nicer. We had organized a meet & greet with the band so we got that set up, the band took time with each of the contest winners, signed posters, cds, took pictures, etc. Afterwards Jared invited me to come along and hang out on South Street before they were due to perform (this was in Philadelphia, they were playing the TLA on South Street with Aiden opening the show). We grabbed something to eat and talked about our musical influences and decided to hit up Tower Records to see if we could find anything good. It felt as if I’d known these guys for years, and there wasn’t the slightest hint of pretentiousness, snobbery, they were very very down to Earth, anytime I mentioned Fight Club or Requiem for a Dream Jared was very shy to talk about his accolades. After the show we hung at the venue bar as the few remaining attendees swarmed the band. Then it was time for them to get back on the bus and head to their next city. By the time 30STM made their next stop in Philly our station had changed formats so we were no longer dealing with those events.

Rich Vos impression always gets me

I should have figured Jared was a Douche when i saw them in concert and he came out wearing a Kings Crown.

Great way to wake up today. Thanks to all of you guys. Everyone of you nailed this one :)

Among the best KZread video titles in history.

"I'm glad he's ok"

omg 😆 dying. u guys killed him 😂😂😂😂

@chrissmith3668

3 жыл бұрын

Jared Leto is a total douche but their insults were like “oh my god I don’t know what it’s like to not get blown my hot actresses all day long” I mean I wouldn’t mind living a life where that is a valid insult you can hurl at me

Ant - "I'm goin up mount ever-douche."

That Discovery Zone reference made me laugh harder than it should have 8:32

@durden2480

Жыл бұрын

I like the country bears joke

Brendan Fra(whistle)er

@Elusive_Pete

4 жыл бұрын

"Brooke Shield*whistle* was hot." "OH, *SSSSSWHEEEEWW*" - Jim Norton

@4theloveoftruth86

4 жыл бұрын

Those damn water pipesssssss started it all.

@GentlemanBystander

3 жыл бұрын

[sound of Patrice quietly suppressing laughter in the background]

Thanks guys. Needed this

30 seconds to throwing his album out of the window

“I wash my hands in the water 💦 I walk on”

A hilarious start to my day!

Don Jamieson & Ant are a great duo

I love the accents😂😂😂😂

I needed that laugh. Thanks dudes

I wasn't even concerned by this bit until Jared Leto said "positive energy" Lol yeah WHAT A DOUCHE!

Corona virus was being talked about over 12 days ago though.

@tylerao

4 жыл бұрын

citizen stranger you mean months ago, since December

@citizenstranger

4 жыл бұрын

@@tylerao well i said 12 days because he said he came back from his 12 day retreat or whatever its the first he's heard of coronavirus.

@jomo8344

4 жыл бұрын

Yea but after those 12 days everything got shut down travel bans and everything so it was public knowledge but it was in China and italy at the time wasnt as bad in US. So yea if you were to shut for phone off for 12 days and then come back things would have been very different.

@johnrwalker53

Жыл бұрын

Can anyone even say what was the exact day Covid started??

Jared said to get inspired for new 30 seconds band lyrics he gets each member of the band to to do a full power goatse spread 1 inch from his face while he stares into it, he said it reminds him of some of the wonders that you see in space.

“Whatever trim is trim” 🤣🤣🤣

This clip gave me classic O&A vibes. Ant should spend more time just ripping on people with no agenda beyond funny and silliness, and less time talking politics and entertaining shitty guests.

Damn, Ant. Your show rocks.

I'm rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

Anthony rules, Dave is great.

I sscchott the joker now i'm dodgin the baaatmen

Don Jamieson for the win 6:53

Lol. That was gold.

Keep it up Ant

Damn. I thought Don was C. Thomas Howell in the thumbnail.

They could of made so many more jokes if they had the picture of all the goofy looking lemmings that went to the retreat with Leto. It literally looked like a cult.

This is entertainment dammit! Good shit. lol

30 Seconds to SARS holy fuck I'm dying.

❤

This just reminds me and reinforces why I HATE hollywood so much

0:34 Or as Rich would tell it "remember the time I shot what's his name? Garrett Leno?" 😁

What was he doing for the rest of the year? It isn't a new virus.

@caidema

4 жыл бұрын

No kidding. Everyone knew about it over a month ago

I'm laughing so f--cking hard!!!! I'm so high😂

Hahaha, this is funny!

I search Jared Leto ONCE. And now this pops up next time I click KZread, glad for it though 😂😂

I’m glad he’s okay good for him. Lol

Thx for the posts fellas. I’d like to kindly ask you to release a few more TACS clips since this whole freakin planet is going mad. I also recommend banding together separately if that makes sense. Support each others links. Banned.video Nickdip.com Fuck through Opie in there.

Dude, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. This was amazing lol

I’ll go do peyote in the desert for 12 days, you stay inside. Ugh, he gives Jared’s a bad name.

@johnrwalker53

Жыл бұрын

God Jared Commands all of us to stay inside.FU Jared.

I have that Atomic Bitchwax shirt! Great band!

@jlobiafra

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Arp glad someone else is a fan on here! Very underrated

Lol...wait, what? Facility?

After reading many comments here IM SAD that TRUE LOVE is still very much illusive to a lot of us.

@DirtyMike124x

Жыл бұрын

What??

Eight race flashback

Corona is harshing my Mello man

Yes, yes he is.

Jealousy

8:19 "Turn it upside down, it's a fruit cup" LOLLLLLLL

shit, i called it a meme before i heard it pronounced.

Really going out a limb with this take

He almost ruined Blade Runner 2049.

Don rockin an Atomic Bitchwax shirt!! Kick ass band that hardly anyone knows of

@Johnny-bu4iu

2 жыл бұрын

I hope your clothes dont fit

That is a nice Atomic Bitchwax shirt. Great band.

@jlobiafra

4 жыл бұрын

Elliot Smith three fans so far in the comments

No mention of that time he tried to pick a fight with Frodo Baggins? 😄

fucking love it

Two people are 30 Seconds to Mars fans.

I was at a desert retreat for 30 days with no phone or outside contact while this Corona shit blew up. It was a little place called NTC. Somehow I don't think me and Mr. J's experience was quite the same.

Fucking funny

These blokes are pretty funny

"No phone." So.....how did you take the pictures?

@spockskynet

3 жыл бұрын

Cameras that aren't phones still exist. Could also just have,meant no reception.

"mt everdouche". you ever hear a joke so unfunny that you stop laughing at the previously hilarious joke? it's a negative comedy joke

Blowing into a jar with three x’s on it so funny!

Rich Voss 37sec

This made my day

ME ME

Huh 🥵just another nail.

If you turn it sideways he's actually laying on the ground LMAO

The only way this clip could be better is if they did this on one shared microphone in a bar with a ton of background noise.