Joel O'Steen looks like Martin Short as Jack Frost.

@get8bit

4 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what he looks like! I was gonna say a scrawny Carrot Top...

@RyanJamesTheNomad

4 жыл бұрын

Spot fucking on omg

@DoubleDoubleWithOnions

4 жыл бұрын

He really does.... "I must say."

@Optimusprimerib36

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@flcl64

3 жыл бұрын

Martin Short as Jerry Seinfeld.

Joel looks like the type of guy that would steal your wallet, just for your kids pictures.

@meadster308

Жыл бұрын

Keeps Jesus Juice chilled and in sippy cups.

@duncanedwards6461

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant comment 😅

@user-yo5sh8ko7m

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, yeah I just see the picture of Joe on the beach and his deer Creek hanging out! Joe Rogan was talking about her on his podcast is pretty funny

Remember when Joel wouldn’t let hurricane victims in his church

@phanatic215

3 жыл бұрын

He's a multimillionaire preacher. That's blasphemous as fuck.

@jacklegg21

2 жыл бұрын

@@phanatic215 apparently it’s God’s will.

@theronraam23

2 жыл бұрын

That, and Justin Roiland prank calling the church as Rick Sanchez

@dt4676

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair that was only a story because f Christianity is the official stance of every institution

Never trust a man whose eyebrows don't go down. Leviticus 5:18

@mr.smithgnrsmith7808

4 жыл бұрын

Nice name sir

@fortunekookimon4610

3 жыл бұрын

Never trust a man who always smiles. 😁

@WaldoBagelTopper

3 ай бұрын

"Put your eyebrows down" - Bill Burr vs Nick DiPaolo

Since covid-19 is most dangerous to the Elderly and the very Young, I'm especially worried about Ant and his girlfriends.

@OlviMasta77

4 жыл бұрын

zing!

@RossKempOnYourMum01

3 жыл бұрын

Rekt

@onslaughtmp

3 жыл бұрын

I love that even Ant would laugh at this lol

@peterbarrett5496

3 жыл бұрын

Very young? This is an old tweet. Also Anthony did end up getting covid and was fine

@spockskynet

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually not dangerous to the very young at all.

“Jesus was a cowboy in the 1800s” I just spit my drink 😆

@JDogggg69

4 жыл бұрын

Alvis from Sealab 2021

Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Short's love child...

@hardpack187

3 жыл бұрын

ON CRACK!!

@johnnycole7990

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@0mnicide

2 жыл бұрын

Hamdick Thundersnatch

Osteen blinks more than Jim Norton. That's quite a feat.

Sign outside a confessional window: "Stop and tell, or go to Hell."

I wonder what days Joel olsteen visits his synagogue?

@Cuban-Jo

2 жыл бұрын

He does look like a teenage boy at his bar mitzvah

@MJAce85

Жыл бұрын

Monthly, when he drops off his tribute money

Compound Ministries, with your Pastor, he was a governor, a fighter, a Navy SEAL, please give a warm welcome to... Pastor Jesse Ventura

Olsteen convinces people that he can distribute their charity better that they can. And he only takes a small percentage for his service. Sound familiar?

@alo4912

4 жыл бұрын

Rich vos

@williamsaling9648

4 жыл бұрын

@@alo4912 lol

@chiefslinginbeef3641

2 жыл бұрын

The govt

@eliezarsawesomechannel4917

2 жыл бұрын

The Clinton Foundation?

Joel looks like he has a painting of himself as an 186 year old man in his basement

@notsure4648

4 жыл бұрын

brilliant

@dopeyjoe4822

4 жыл бұрын

Haha amazing. The portrait of joel Olsteen

Olsteen looks like the hydra monsters Val Kilmer fought in Willow.

Will never forget that parting line from the preacher in S1 of True Detective, when Rust finds him a boozy mess of a mechanic, about to be suicided by the powers that be. "All my life I wanted to be closer to God. The only nearness? Silence." 🙌🏼

@MrMikegraham

4 жыл бұрын

That season was the best

"He is so full of shit he has to close his eyes when he talks about god. " -Bill Burr

My friend doesn't get the irony of her church's masks that say "Look what God has done!"

@paulfroelich1024

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahaha that's awesome

He blinks more than Lil Yimmy.

@robotsaysbeebooboop

4 жыл бұрын

Means he knows he's lying

@rhelferstay

4 жыл бұрын

@@robotsaysbeebooboop Yeah it's like what Bill Burr said about him. He has to blink so much to keep the bullshit from spewing out.

“By girls I mean boys.” -Little Jimmy Norton

@The_Lag_Monster

3 жыл бұрын

"He stinks and I don't like him!" - Dave Landau

@dereksteele291

3 жыл бұрын

uncle Paul

This reminds of the Ron and Fez clip where Earl said he gave up cheese for Lent, then amended it to cheddar cheese after he was caught eating pizza.

You two have the best chemistry

What a freaky looking dude. If I was religious, I'd swear he was the devil.

@shortretort2729

4 жыл бұрын

He is the spawn of Satan, the Father of lies. There's no truth in him.

Thank You for making this difficult time bearable.

Dave seems like a nice and honest guy.. i truly believe Anthony is rotting internally..

“The Iranians have taken out 2 more oil tankers sir how should we respond?”... “send the Sea Org.”

@harlotteoscara686

4 жыл бұрын

Xenu, is that you? 👽

@estebanperez2557

3 жыл бұрын

He can't go under! Not with 40 body thetans!

Just wanna say that fuckin Ant is bringing back classic O&A feels... keep it up

@Cuban-Jo

2 жыл бұрын

If only we had Patrice

Dave does a wonderful Southern accent.

Life is never calm and peaceful. Life is chaotic and unpredictable always.

@chiefslinginbeef3641

2 жыл бұрын

Shit man fancy seeing you here. I see you in live chat on a few channels these days.

joel olstean looks exactly like ed grimly ( martin short) from Saturday night live.

Joel reminds me of that preacher in the movie, there will be blood. Awesome movie.

@cbappa2

4 жыл бұрын

That's the one about that broad getting her period right?

@jlobiafra

4 жыл бұрын

Interestingly enough “there will be blood” was the working title for the movie Carrie

@Daniel-sf7yq

3 жыл бұрын

I heard his brother was much more intelligent

@pawlpoche8736

3 жыл бұрын

Great fuckin movie !

@ThomasWilson4

3 жыл бұрын

Best Movie in the last decade. I've watched it over 40 times.

He looks like Anthony's good cousin.

@goldencheese7247

2 жыл бұрын

Undervalued comment. 😂😂

Some people search for the truth while some just tilt their head back, mouth open eating whatever somebody else dumps in them.

@phanatic215

3 жыл бұрын

I dropped religion when I was a kid and my 7 year old sister died from leukemia, and those dumb fuck relatives said "it was God's plan". To kill a 7 year old and have my mom being a mental mess for months? God really planned that?

I am a Christian and I love this. Christ was about peace and truth, not profit and gain. Olsteen is a charlatan grifting for "filthy lucre", as the Bible says. I miss this show.

As a real Christian, I see right through this wolf in sheep’s clothing....

My 600lb prophet. That’s gold

You are the G.O.A.T sir

That guy reminds me of the money lenders at the temple selling God while taken avantage of others good will

Just put the whole damn show up. Can't watch anything on your site right now.

This is one of the reasons I'm a Deist.

@APAL880

Жыл бұрын

Look into the Orthodox Church.

was this shot in anthony's house? sound engineer could come up on dave landau's sultry voice

@alexanderlumberjack

4 жыл бұрын

Mic isn't pointed at his mouth

@DoubleDoubleWithOnions

4 жыл бұрын

Who was their engineer? Hellen keller?

Joel gets that audience because he literally never talks about God or the Bible. He’s Tony Robbins.

Never trust a guy who smiles that much

That the majority of people adhere to beliefs systems, that's the main reason that the human species can't get its shit together. As Douglas Murray has said regarding Islam, "we have to proceed at the pace of the slowest student in the class." But such applies to any at all religions. Great video!

is it me or does Joel look like a Martian Short SNL character?

@earthsucks9555

3 жыл бұрын

Martian Short SNL character?? What is he a Conehead or sumthin??

That guy is a villain straight out of the comic books.

Great conversation

" I must say " lol Martin Short .

Churches Often Have Bingo, Raffles & Fairs/Carnivals & Heritage Festivals

I would love to volunteer to give it a shot at explaining all of his questions about God! It'd be worth a shot.

There’s about 15 books missing from the Bible and they said the same fable about Mithras the Persian just like jesus but 200 yrs before

God and faith is one thing! Religion is a whole different thing! Religion is at times very embarrassing!! Religion distorts god!!

😂😂😂 y know what I don't understand??? After Taxes!!! 😅

omg killing it.........

It’s about faith . Free will . God gives us the free will to allow being locked down

Compound Ministries, a subsidiary of St. Whackbag’s Episcopal Church

The income tax exempt status is because the church is (allegedly) a non-profit entity that will spend its money on the public good like charities. They do pay other types of taxes, tho.

@tylerao

3 жыл бұрын

The only taxes they pay go to the Vatican

Joel looks so dam happy cause he's so dam rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey it's the Jack Frost from the Tim Allen Santa movie.

It is the ultimate sleepcreep story , then the ultimate spin story then someone else raises his kid holy shit

Wow he looks like martin short

@user-fb3jz2bn2q

4 жыл бұрын

he looks like sam roberts

Tell Garrett to put some egg rolls in the server. It's 05:00 hrs and I'm still getting Error 502.

Time for a fresh "farting preacher" video... and with the echo in that empty hall, you could have some great fun with it...

What's that picture in the back ground

@youtubeaccount3402

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like Back to the Future

Damn at first I thought compound media was going to debate osteen via satellite

@606danco

4 жыл бұрын

Carlos M thats a waste of good satallite

Oh sweet Goddess take the wheel!

Physiognomy check?

If the shit jumps off in November there's gonna be a hit squad looking for Joel Osteen, believe that.

Dave is going to finally going to have a grown ups’ haircut during this pandemic

Joel orstein looks like hes transitioning into carrot top

@DoubleDoubleWithOnions

4 жыл бұрын

Pre or post?

Well the Bible never said that it’s tenets or Christ would be well represented amongst the followers 🤷🏽‍♂️. I’d have thought you’d have seen that answer coming.

@calebray4168

2 жыл бұрын

@@PlayNiceFolks lol clearly you don’t understand the religion or religions in general, or human nature. Zoom out, you’re too caught up in semantics. People say one thing and do another generally speaking, expecting anything different is just ignorant. Change that belief and you’ll see what I mean. Btw, I’m Christian because I believe in the ways of Jesus and that he was the pinnacle of human potential, not because I believe every word the Bible says.

Catholic Churches have Christ on the cross, Protestant churches don't. The cross is empty because the focus should be on the risen Christ not the one crucified.

@andrewlaco1776

4 жыл бұрын

I always knew Episcopalians were smarter. Henry VIII spent an expedition's worth of funds on Christmas one year. OG

@sirajaxl

4 жыл бұрын

Butter Brickle I have to agree. Even though the point is a ridiculous notion of scapegoating your sins onto another.

@rawheadrex1972

4 жыл бұрын

The word of god is clear. 1000 different denominations can’t be wrong lol.

@daveabrams7791

4 жыл бұрын

How about we take focus off of Imaginary things

@GerardPerry

4 жыл бұрын

@Butter Brickle No, the Resurrection is the entire point of the story.

Joel's face is terrifying.

31:09 kills me everytime!

May I have another but please

Speak up Dave!!

This guy looks like the Martin Short character that never was

Suuure

Website, RSS, and app are broken.

dude looks exactly like tim allen, like a younger shorter version of him... he's basically tim allen with jerry seinfeld's hair circa 1993

As a Christian fellow Something is not right with this fella

Did they lose a bet to East Side Dave? Why did they both go ginger?

Assuming that the CompoundMedia website is having technological issues that won't allow me to log-in? Never mess with God, you have been smoten!

@erikgriffin8794

4 жыл бұрын

Having same problem this morning. Switching to RiffTrax and watching new mst3k movies until they fix the issue

A whale didnt really eat a guy? haha - how would you know? A guy was just spit out by a whale a couple months ago.

I miss the cohost before He Jumped on the crowder bandwagon pretending the religious people are strait edged

Shirley caesar or Steve Harvey are the only people who are going to get me into a church

Anthony Cumia you gotta talk to Jesse lee Petterson

Televangelists worship money not God. The average family making ends meet asks God for the strength to make it thru another day.

Joel has mae a creation of god imperfect!

Osteen is on Good Morning America. Am I too cynical? There's something strange about this.

ive encountered big spending entitled preachers with no humility about it. and some that are slobs in their house and forgotten neglected luxury items that most of their congregation would have to finance for 5-20 years

"Earth to God, Earth to God, get off your cloud and save my Todd!"

@matthewgriffin7857

4 жыл бұрын

Flanders!

im not religious but with all the porn, wars and transsexual things- the virus really put an end on these things, didnt it?

@beurksman

4 жыл бұрын

No. Pornhub Premium is fre worldwide now. It's awesome!

why does joel osteen look like he is gonna cast some novice fire spells on me

Because it's not just "a rock in a void" That's why.

I'm considered by some folks to be an expert on Christianity, Anthony and Dave, and I'll take you up on your challenge to answer all your Theological questions. I've been studying it for almost 30 years, and head Reasonable Faith Honolulu. Let's do a zoom thing.

@fishharvester9434

5 ай бұрын

You can't be a expert in a religion. Even ppl with theology degrees don't claim to be experts. Most of you phonys take advantage of ppls desperate situations to get a buck out of them. You shouldn't even be tax exempt.

This guy always seems to me like a movie character, the stereo typical televangelist. Maybe something in a sketch on Saturday night live, I can’t take him seriously.

Leah's book is amazing if you want to know how fucked up Scientology really is. Should get her on the show. Have you seen her Rogan interview. She's cool as fuck.

29:00 which one of your sky friends “ Simple It’s the one whose lineage you can trace back to Adam. Hmmmm Who would that be?

Lol didn't they close out people to their church during that hurricane or w.e ....

He charges people a fortune to sit in the front rows every Sunday