hope the fellas and everyone had a lovely merry chrimmis. I am unbelievably gay

@DamTheKid

Жыл бұрын

Now would you look at that. Just look at it!

@joshuadyer6983

Жыл бұрын

hell yeah dude that's tight

@genxerfool9797

Жыл бұрын

I don't believe it

@HazMatt88

Жыл бұрын

Science bless us, everyone!

@thesultrystrangerdanger6824

Жыл бұрын

I find that a little hard to believe. a little bit harder I think I might be able to believe though I have faith

The Jax stealth mission is literally the only thing I remember about Sons of Anarchy, and Felix got it wrong, it wasn't a deputy and he wasn't "nailing" her, it was the big city FBI agent and he was eating her out, then when she comes she goes "OK, my turn" and blows him So much weirder than he even described

You know you're rich when you can choose to afford Paramount +

@ince55ant

Жыл бұрын

theres a piracy subreddit (thats been running for years) that can direct you alternative sources

the feds actually come into town but a 75yr old man fights them of

Fuckin stubbed my toe as I went to hit play on this, cuz I was walkin, chewing bubble gum and being gay at the same time.

I put off watching this episode bc I didn't want Avatar 2 spoiled. 30 more seconds and my dumbass would have seen the bit.

I really enjoyed watching the eating pizza with scissors/gun cleaning sequence with my 3D glasses on.

Sheridan can fart out as much cringe as he wants Sicario and Hell or High Water exist which by default gets him in the $1000000 fingerpoppin daddy diamond club

@danarchist74

Жыл бұрын

I take it as a badge of honour, I've NOT watched a single Taylor Sheridan show.

@GrimReader

Жыл бұрын

@@danarchist74 Damn man carrying weight over here

@colinwritesthings7445

Жыл бұрын

Hell or High Water was a very good showing.

This podcast is dedicated to the brave Tulsa Kings

I can’t be the only one who kind of lost it after the Tulsa bait n switch at the beginning, right?

*The Wire fans seeing Domenick Lombardozzi in THAT wig* "Look at how they massacred my boy!"

the pirate site i watch all my shows on has regularly had Tulsa King in its top10 most popular since it started. cant wait to dig in

@StoupeKid

Жыл бұрын

DIsclaimer: Only consume if 35+ and severely irony poisoned / divorced

@hannibalb8276

Жыл бұрын

IPT?

@chetkayeable

Жыл бұрын

@@StoupeKid Tulsa King rules and yup I don't pay for any streaming sites either.

@TheSpiritOfTheTimes

Жыл бұрын

What is the site?

@ince55ant

Жыл бұрын

@@TheSpiritOfTheTimes 1moviestv doot coom. just be sure to have your adblockers n stuff.

They played us like a damn fiddle!!!

Visited my folks during Christmas break and sure enough they were binge watching Yellowstone, 1923, and Tulsa King. Taylor Sheridan truly is the Boomer whisperer when it comes to television.

@GrimReader

8 ай бұрын

Sweet account pic.

😔Episode isn't about Avatar😏Gives me time to go and see it myself

LET US GET AVATARDED

@KarmaPaym3ntPlan

Жыл бұрын

Black Eyed Peace

When I watched this show it felt more like an absurd comedy, as though the joke was that Stallone is the self-image of somebody his age who is in fact a geriatric. Unfortunately at no point do we find out that Stallone is a patient in a nursing home having a stroke or something.

is no one going to explain what fucking "lindy" is

@xalrath

Жыл бұрын

paul skallas is one of the least obviously mentally ill guys in the tech-sector-parasites-fetishizing-the-good-old-days ecosystem. he coined the term "lindy" to describe behaviors, physical objects, or beliefs that have been around for a long time, and so are probably going to be around for longer. basically find/replace "lindy" with "trad" and you will be right an easy 95% of the time, including about the kind of guy who gets very into it.

@LouKessler

Жыл бұрын

@@xalrath Sounds lame

@xalrath

Жыл бұрын

@@LouKessler correct

@bsh819

Жыл бұрын

@@xalrath For real? I figured it was a reference to the Lindy hop.. is that where he got the idea?

@julymagnus493

Жыл бұрын

It's the end of the line

1883 was spectacularly bad and stupid (I had to turn it off) but everything I can find online is people who love it passionately. Taylor Sheridan definitely understands what a certain demographic wants.

I actually put off listening to this until I saw way of water and became Na'vi, and it was prepared for a new mass to be formed here. I would be blue balled if I was not blue already I didn't even know the Hell or High Water guy was responsible for the Stallone western.

Damn Chapo Trap House got me the best podcast episode ever for Christmas at Syl Stallone's white elephant gift exchange. Best Christmas ever.

Wow, what a progressive show. The main character’s pronouns are It/Its/Itself

@thesultrystrangerdanger6824

Жыл бұрын

I will read you if you're a dark web gay poison

Andrea Savage's character has PTSD from seeing Sully land in the Hudson and it triggering her memories of 9/11 This gets shared like 10 minutes after the nosering girl says she's "triggered"

Great Thumbnail

I watched it after ripping a bong outside the Air and Space Museum IMAX. It was cool, but it gave me Star Wars prequel vibes. 1st one’s amazing.

@elbowjuice2627

Жыл бұрын

I look stupid as hell posting this comment lol

@nathanmaidlow1327

Жыл бұрын

@@elbowjuice2627 your testimony is appreciated bro

@borger99

Жыл бұрын

So glad Star Wars isn’t a benchmark for me.

I watched the first episode and it was pretty fucking stupid. The very first thing we hear is Stallone in prison saying his mob life was not worth the 25 years he served-- it wasn't even worth five minutes. So, OF COURSE, the *minute* he gets out he immediately dives headfirst back into his role in the mafia, with no hesitation or reflection whatsoever. Then he flies to Tulsa and immediately starts committing assault and battery on people who not only don't alert the police that a criminally insane man is on the loose, they don't even seem to really notice or mind either way.

Troll twist though this is, I get it, they want everyone to see way of water in theaters first before following up with their review. I mean still want the full thoughts later but this is a good treat all things considered. Good on you Chapo.

@seneris

Жыл бұрын

I'm 10 mins in and I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about

@elbowjuice2627

Жыл бұрын

@@seneris that new Stallone show Tulsa King on Paramount+

I watched the first couple seasons of Yellowstone with a family member who ate that shit up and the writing and dialogue were so fucking bad that I had to rewatch Hell or High Water to see if I tricked myself into thinking that movie was great. That movie is still sick but Yellowstone is straight up soap opera levels bad at times. It really is just a poorly made show shamelessly aimed at 40+ year old dudes who desperately want to believe they could be a modern day cowboy if given the shot.

@christopherperson1939

Жыл бұрын

Oh man I feel you so hard on this one.Yellowstone is my Mom’s favorite show,and every time she watches it,or wants to talk to me about it,a feeling of dread wells up inside of me.I also checked the show out because of Hell or High Water,and was shocked in the disparity of quality between the two.

@SuperGreentoker

Жыл бұрын

Yellowstone is Billions but for blue collar assholes instead of investment assholes. I actually don't 100% hate it because it's so comical to me. I guess they're impeaching him for loving America too much or something after he had to become the governor to protect his ranch lmao. That's the current storyline as I understand it.

@twistedoperator4422

Жыл бұрын

I peeled off the series after the 4th episode. So many boomers telling me it's great. I just roll my fucking eyes.

@christopherperson1939

Жыл бұрын

@@SuperGreentoker The show definitely is comical, in how ridiculous the characters and storylines are. Especially Beth, Kevin Costner's daughter on the show, for those who have not seen it. She is supposed to be a master negotiator, but all she does is act like a psychotic petulant asshole to every single person she meets. She should be locked in an asylum, let alone be a member of multi billion dollar corporation. Every scene with her is scene chewing greatness. Not only does she chew the scenery, she gnaws right through the damn bone.

@BigHomieGayAss1917

Жыл бұрын

Reject Montana, Embrace Old Valyria

I See You Tulsa King

love the boys but they ignorance on operations of shake-down rackets requires a watching of Christian Slater's masterpiece Kuffs and a five page essay.

Meatloaf once said in the land of the pig is the butcher is King

@wesshiflet2214

Жыл бұрын

of course a man who calls himself “meatloaf” would exalt butchers

@thesultrystrangerdanger6824

Жыл бұрын

@@wesshiflet2214 well I don't care who you people are and then yes I hop my penis can resurrect The Black Jesus Tupac for life where is Tupac when you need him not here apparently

@thesultrystrangerdanger6824

Жыл бұрын

@@wesshiflet2214 yeah you know that man could plow through power through a porterhouse or two in his day rip

We love world building in Tulsa king don’t we folks?

They did Tulsa King already. It was a Vin diesel movie where they leave the nitty and gritty streets of NY and go to some podunk town. It’s got knock off Johnny Depp in it.

@plutarchtheoligarch1657

Жыл бұрын

A fan of knock around guys I see.

@ince55ant

Жыл бұрын

Vin Diesel was the last of these great action actors. they just dont make them like this anymore.

@MelGibsonFan

Жыл бұрын

@@plutarchtheoligarch1657 That movie fucking rocks, its even got Waingro in it.

Finally Big Jim episode. Felix tweeted he could rule or save the earth if we made him the leader and yeah that kind of makes sense

Shoutout to Tvlse baybeee

We'll make Tulsa a place on Earth

Jesus Christ, Kurt Sutter sounds like the sin eater or prestige television

Toesuh King

hey Chris, not sure if you know but the link to the book in the video description doesn't work, just gives me a dead page when I click it

And we hogs never got the wrap up to the King

Is this about Lindy West?

Bunch of baby-ppl commenting “avatar makes me sad ab capitalist imperialism and clear cutting, so I pretend to hate it” you have a condition called ‘avatar blues’, the cure is to grow tf up

@julymagnus493

Жыл бұрын

The cure is to watch PragerU until you brainwash yourself into being a conservative. At which point the death of the planet will be something you're in favor of.

@brockcheinz

Жыл бұрын

we all need to get bluepilled

SOILER ALERT Dominic Lombardozzi Wigs off episode 8.

This reminds me of shark tale Mafia family .😂so fucking dysfunction and old guys

I came here for a biography of Lindy West's husband. What is this crap?

@danielvalleduarte

Жыл бұрын

Lindy West's husband is legit dope...I met him a ton in Seattle ..through Lindy who (acted like she) hated me for zero reason

Honestly I kinda hope they pick up Yellowstone cause it seems right up their alley

@BigHomieGayAss1917

Жыл бұрын

Basically sons of anarchy but on a ranch and they do modern slavery

@illyal1445

Жыл бұрын

With a helping of redneck black ops

@PurushaDesa

Жыл бұрын

Only this time they'll murder each other over 10 dollars... AND 70 CENTS.

@McJollyGreen

Жыл бұрын

@@BigHomieGayAss1917 the whole branded hand thing is the craziest shit I've seen in a while

@BigHomieGayAss1917

Жыл бұрын

@@McJollyGreen yeah I just sat down and started casually watching and asked my parents about it and after 20 seconds I was just like holy shit, they murder people and do slavery. Say what you will about Daemon Targaryen and the rest of the Targaryens from HOTD, but at least they don’t own literal slaves

That show needs Robert Davi

You don’t have to love the plot or characters but if you aren’t enthralled by the visuals of Avatar 2 when they’re displayed on a massive IMAX screen then you have no soul

@wingdingdmetrius8025

Жыл бұрын

It looked good but the palette was shit compared to the first. I don't watch movies for zoomer stimulation

@thefrogstronaut

Жыл бұрын

@@wingdingdmetrius8025 I also thought the characters (most of them at least) and worldbuilding were also really good, and the contrast between the forest and ocean Navi was cool

@ThatGuy-bh9qh

9 ай бұрын

​@@thefrogstronautthey're just blue Polynesians vs blue Iroquois

Most of Tulsa King was filmed in Oklahoma City

3 for 5 perro

Taylor Sheridan ONLY knows the cliff notes/Reader's Digest version of Sun Tzu

1:02:52 just gotta say, the protection thing makes sense. The point of a protection racket is that the person you pay is protecting you from other criminals, BUT ALSO themselves if you don't pay them. That's the whole reason for the trope "nice ___, be a shame if something happened to it." You pay the protection guy to protect you from them fucking your shit up.

@CoatCheckDream.

Жыл бұрын

I don't think it makes sense for a legal weed business in the 21st century. We have a fairly militarized police force and the people/companies getting licenses to grow and sell pot in states where it's legal are typically politically connected somehow or wealthy such that they would have already thought of and been able to afford things like cameras and armed security. I would imagine they'd have to demonstrate their security measures to get approved if they're going to have lots of cash and drugs on hand somewhere. I think it'd be very hard to get away with extorting someone's legal business like a classic protection racket in our modern police state.

@ince55ant

Жыл бұрын

@@CoatCheckDream. the chinese take away at the end of my street pays money for "protection" to the UDA

@andrewcarlisle784

Жыл бұрын

@@CoatCheckDream. the Sopranos did this perfectly, two mobsters try to do exactly what you're describing but in a faux-starbucks coffee shop, and the cashier is like "Sorry only corporate can approve that". The whole mob strong arming businesses into paying protection money doesn't make sense in modern america, they'd literally just be swallowed by the much larger gang that is Corporate America.

I made this video a Thanksgiving tradition

I saw avatar on shrooms and had such a good time I snuck into another screening room to watch it again. Then I came down and realised why everyone I’d come with, who wasn’t on drugs, had walked out

@KJG1991mk2

Жыл бұрын

Please elaborate

@Realhater1352

Жыл бұрын

Saw it for the first time on acid and I have never loved a movie more

@BruceWaynesaysLandBack

Жыл бұрын

I went to IMAX and a eat-in theatre, no walkouts. Sorry you watch movies in a depressing part of town?🤷

@hegaliandialectics4289

Жыл бұрын

why did u think it was bad? I thought it was a very solid 8/10. Wasn’t super super good but I spent my 15$ and felt I got my monies worth.

@Neuroticmancer

Жыл бұрын

@@BruceWaynesaysLandBacky friends are all from different parts of town. Did see it in a depressing area tho

Still not seeing avatar no matter how much validation I crave

@jingbot1071

Жыл бұрын

I will validate you for not watching avatar.

@Newt0rz

Жыл бұрын

It's got genuinely good action scenes, Cameron still has that down to an art. But tbh nothing I'd say you absolutely have to see in IMAX 3D.

I freaking loved Tulsa King. It's so bonkers and fun, you just gotta go with it. Sly still kicking ass in his 70's. Avatar... I couldn't care less. Sorry JC.

The way Felix feels about adults who watch Wednesday is the way I feel about anybody who hasn't qualified for social security watching half the god awful Boomer/X shit you guys watch. Gran Torino, Tulsa King, Ray Donovan, Saturday Night fucking Live? What's next, the Price is Right? Say what you want about Burn Notice, at least it was vaguely pointed in our direction.

@ince55ant

Жыл бұрын

whats "our direction" and whats so entertaining about that? are you a child brain who needs to be pandered to and constantly reminded of basic, obvious things?

@kevingriener7441

Жыл бұрын

@Butt Socks lol, so you need to have a sophisticated grown up brain to watch SNL and Ray Donovan? You sure that's the argument you wanna make, Butt Socks?

@bsh819

Жыл бұрын

Oh come on, only Matt watches SNL and only cause he can't look away from the trainwreck that is modern-day American culture.

@kevingriener7441

Жыл бұрын

@Bsh 555 SNL just posted their highest ratings the season when they brought out Steve Martin and Martin Short. It's teevee for geriatrics, just like Tulsa King and everything else. You want the boomer zeitgeist? Lib boomers: orange man bad. Conservative boomers: kids are wimps. That's it. Nothing else to be gained here. If you're going to watch trash teevee, watch something with attractive people doing things, not old people being old.

@bsh819

Жыл бұрын

@@kevingriener7441 Old people being old is hilarious, though. Kinda the whole point of this episode really, if it doesn't work for you that's fine.

I didn't watch it. I thought the first one sucked.

@DownUFO

Жыл бұрын

There was a prior installment in the Tulsa King series?

@CosmicRejectsVideo

Жыл бұрын

@@DownUFO Yeah, 1883 was some dog shit. Except, Elsa Dutton. That stone badass, character like that deserved a better show.

@wingdingdmetrius8025

Жыл бұрын

The first one was an intelligent movie and it looked good and the second one sucked fucking balls. I feel schizo with everyone saying how good it is because Avatar 2 was straight ass, just so goddamn shallow

@jingbot1071

Жыл бұрын

@@wingdingdmetrius8025 I have never understood why anyone thought of avatar as anything more than an over-CGId ripoff of Fern Gully.

@wingdingdmetrius8025

Жыл бұрын

@@jingbot1071 probably because no one knows what fern gully is you codger

Thank God they're actually not talking about Avatar. I can't handle another James Cameron wank west

@JaxonUm

Жыл бұрын

L Opinion. James Cameron never misses

@analogous1224

Жыл бұрын

That movie SUCKED

@jingbot1071

Жыл бұрын

@@analogous1224 Those MOVIES sucked.

Chapo cares so little of a shit about what their audience watches they record an entire episode mocking wildly popular 'Tulsa King', which actually nobody watches, whilst Matt calls the said audience of popular show "lumpen-Americans" the literal underclass. Do they not know Stallone brings so much joy to watchers at home and abroad?

@ChannelMath

Жыл бұрын

that's not what lumpen means, according to my cursory research

@kingkai_3954

Жыл бұрын

Lumpen: uninterested in revolutionary advancement.

@nathanmaidlow1327

Жыл бұрын

I’m just here for the sly Stallone impressions dog

@gatosospechosop3

Жыл бұрын

lumpen in this context basically just means regular people, which is exactly what he was saying lol

@feydrautha012

Жыл бұрын

I don't know what you're talking about, but I hope you said it out loud in that Ted Cruz squeaky voice that the benthic Innsmouth folk have.

Movie episode 🤮

@griefgonewild

Жыл бұрын

movie episode 😍

"Taylor Sheridan is the god of television" Dick wolf : am I a joke to you?

@miketrodella1353

Жыл бұрын

I ate a Dick size mushroom like an hour ago and you just had me laughing for like 15 minutes with that 1

We need world tree center 2.0

Gitahtahheee!!!!

Max Casella was also in Doogie Howser MD

@fkrkf

8 ай бұрын

Jesus and I thought I'd be the oldest in the comments.

*gay thirst for Felix intensifies*