I’d like to see a reboot version of Grumpy Old Men starring Lewis Black and Bill Burr maybe….

@ericawirta9922

Жыл бұрын

Scratch Bill Burr….Lewis and Larry David

@robertmorrisey7140

Жыл бұрын

😂 I'm with ya' on that! I would love to see/hear those 2😅😊

@clare1855

Жыл бұрын

Good idea..these two would be genius

@darcy5823

Жыл бұрын

Wow. Best idea I've seen in a long time!

@richardashcraft7200

Жыл бұрын

Or The Odd Couple

"He and the assistant hide behind a lead bunker." got me.

One of the things that impresses me about Mr. Black the most is his forward-thinking insight throughout his life has resulted in him being one of few long-standing comedians who "walk the line" sometimes but remained un-retroactively cancelled.

@pauldegagne2678

5 күн бұрын

That's some long sentence mister squeaker. Sure he walks a Pirate's plank and lives to tell.

Lewis Black is simply the best comedian there is currently on the planet. no wonder why he was the only comedian indorsed by George Carlin.

@billyc6678

10 ай бұрын

I’ve always said, he reminds me a lot of George Carlin.

@arricammarques1955

7 ай бұрын

​@@billyc6678 If carriers offered 'stupid apps.', it would make millions. Since the majority of people are too stupid to use a smartphone.

@USMoxi

7 ай бұрын

Endorsed thanks

@Tommyoda

6 ай бұрын

The only one! 🤣

@luisaroman7108

5 ай бұрын

I love Lewis Black

I live in Dayton Ohio and I lost 2 jobs because AT&T bought the places and eliminated them. First NCR and then I worked 16 years at The Berry Company. Both places no longer exist because of AT&T. The day I found out AT&T bought The Berry Company, I said "I now know how the French felt when they were told the Nazis had taken over."

@patrickhamilton6677

Жыл бұрын

Wow, that is a horrible analogy

@Socraticstatic

Жыл бұрын

Possibly the worst analogy

@jhfat

8 ай бұрын

I support this analogy

@TomFynn

6 ай бұрын

The French mostly happily collaborated with the Nazis, shipping Jews to the camps with gay abandon. The famous French Resistance was a joke until the Germans demanded French workers for their armament factories. Ironically, Vichy France had adopted the motto not of "Liberté, égalité, fraternité" but "Travail, Famille, Patrie". Work, Family, Fatherland. Says it all really.

Lewis is the sharpest , funniest s.o.b. alive !

"AND YA FUCKIN' SOLD IT TO ME!!!" 🤣

OMG ! Lewis Black you are killing me !!! Hysterical 🤣

“AT&T is a carrier. Much the same way as a mosquito carries malaria.” That has certainly been my experience with AT&T! This guy is a truth teller.

@johnmaki3046

Жыл бұрын

I agree totally! AT&Ts CRAP was exactly why I switched to Consumer Cellular!

@Aleyaha699

7 ай бұрын

100%

@Tommyoda

6 ай бұрын

Coverage has been much better and not sure why! 😭

@chromicapop4595

5 ай бұрын

Especially with phone plan alerts you didn’t cause 😂

Love you Lew. Where would we be without you?😂❤❤❤

12:45 "I took it down to the folks at Verizon, Mmmmm, been having trouble with that phone?.....uhhh Yeah! LOL!! The delivery of that is GOLD!

I predict this will be a classic.

I love you, Mr. Black. I saw you in Indianapolis at the Murat Theater. There’s nothing sexier than an intelligent, funny man. I hope you live as long as possible so I can watch your standup until I die. ❤

@thierrydesrosiers2902

Жыл бұрын

😅😅 Inc

When one can just be pissed about everything is on point with it! IDK if this is comedy or just a modern day fucking documentary...but, I love it just the same!

Louis Black. I have to stop listening to your comedy. I laughed so hard I pulled a muscle in MY FUCKING GROIN!!!

@abbynormal3068

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@iyeetsecurity922

2 ай бұрын

Lewis.

Again Great Performance Mr. Black.......just Great!

I love the bit he did on Wendover, NV. I love that place, there's a lot of history there.

I absolutely love Lewis Black. I saw him in Vegas years ago. ❤❤❤

I've had friends and family telling me that I need to get an iPhone. My response is that I already have enough headaches. My favorite story about Apple can be found in a Futurama episode...🤔🤣

@noraroseberry3191

Жыл бұрын

I'm a Futurama fan who's seen that episode, and agree!!!!!

@herb369nichols

Жыл бұрын

@@noraroseberry3191 The "eye phone" parody was hilarious! 😂👍

@Scriptorsilentum

Жыл бұрын

I, too, have been ordered by people to enter the 21st century and get a iPhone. My response though inelegant was always the same: fuck off. I never have family or others bring it up any more. I wonder why.

@stevenhiggins3331

11 ай бұрын

Yeh I just switched to apple from android and I wish I hadn’t these phones are all hype

@chromicapop4595

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

So happy to see new material - Well done Lewis!

I love this man. 🤣🤣🤣

9:36 Where has this man been all my life?

Oldie but a goodie… damn, he has the last Apple update down pat.

Lewis Black You have no idea how many people love you! Truly love you

The sniffing apple employee 😂😅

Good to see these videos, thank you.

Luv this Guy🙌💕❗

I’m in tears from the sperm bit

If he's still around , I'd love to see Lewis' take on the latest AI ROBOTS

@soundhealingbygene

9 ай бұрын

hes currently on tour

Please come back to Portland Oregon when I can see you e.g. not the same night as Christopher Titus after I already bought tickets 😅

That is a seminar! 😂

Exactly right about Apple. They know all and do no wrong.

@abbynormal3068

10 ай бұрын

(“Sniff”)

@chromicapop4595

5 ай бұрын

Also over hyped phones😂

That phone's laugh at 12:41 ! 😂 Epic

I am so glad that he can explain to us how he sees it through his eyes because I guarantee that wasn't the way I'd have seen it.

20 years from now there will be a young comic doing your stick.

@WJV9

7 ай бұрын

"doing your shtick" and old yiddish term.

@verysilly8883

Ай бұрын

No, nobody can do Lewis Black, it'll be a cheap imitation.

As a one time customer of AT&T about 14 years ago everything he said is spot on. Worse telecommunication company in America. That is until Dish Network completely bungholes Boost Mobile. Then it'll be a tie.

@torianholt2752

9 ай бұрын

Just wait until Comcast gets into the cellular market, lol.

@chromicapop4595

5 ай бұрын

Get the beer for this crap show😂

Great bit!

Everybody in my house has an iPhone except me. I absolutely refuse. No iPad either, my tablet is just fine. Apple products hate me and I want nothing to do with them.

@trishayamada807

Жыл бұрын

And we all have them (iPhone, iPad, Mac) because we travel all over and they work and connect with each device without any troubles. I’m happy you’re happy, but you sound rather bitter, maybe a better tablet would cheer you up.

@anthonyw2605

Жыл бұрын

I'm the Non-IPhone in my house as well.

@tylergriffin6872

Жыл бұрын

People of the proud you all seem to be

@ShannonJacobs0

Жыл бұрын

How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads! Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help? So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices." How about that idea?

@jameswilliams3241

Жыл бұрын

YOU? I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME. THANK GOD I'M NOT ALONE!

Funniest man alive.

Can't make a phone that works but I'll bet their Environmental, Social, Governance scores are stellar.

Oh the innocents of 2012. The shit to rant about that is to come.

LOve the guy.... dont you just wish you could have him with you any time you run into an idiot being an idiot. Peace N Love Lewis....

@gerryboudreaultboudreault2608

Ай бұрын

So, a phone is not a comm device, it's a one-hour comedy prop.

Love you louis!!❤ come back to the Keswick

When the iphone came out, the 1st 1-2 generations were brick computers, that you could drop, with no issues. Now everything needs a supercase for protection.

Absolutely!

"Don't you ever, ever applaud an inanimate object again." Holy shit that was funny.

Very funny man. Beautiful theatre. Where is it?

AND YA F×CKIN SOLD IT TO ME??😂😂😂

@gilburtvanhorn4974

3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i'm an OLD analog type of guy . about eight years ago my wife and i went to buy some flip phones becuse they had a deal whereby we could call each other for free . i found one i liked and the sales lady came up to me and said " sir wouldn't you rather have a Smart Phone ?" i responded with " i'm not smart enough to operate a smart phone " . she put her hands over her mouth , bent over at the waist and burst into hysterical laughter . keep in mind , this was in germany where sales people don't even smile let alone giggle . true story .

Still the best...

Going off on AT&T...can't possibly get cruel enough for me. Get 'em, Mr. B!

Lewis is attaining Carlin levels

I have been having similar problems with ATT

I went Verizon got myself a droid Crowd Applause Don’t you ever applause a Inanimate object again😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hilarious!!!! Thanks!!!!

My first land line telephone had some options: wall or desk set and where-would-you-like-it were my choices. That's it. No lessons on how to use the make/break rotary dial. No lessons on how to count 1 to 0. I wasn't even told that the zero and the letter 'O' were different! Plus, it was black...as in Lewis! In all the years I used that set, not once did it fail me. Skip forward several decades. Since I retired over twenty years ago I think I have had at least one cell phone per year. No training was provided for any of them and it took me a long time to figure it out. Of course, as soon as I did, I required a new one. What's my fucking point here? Merely to thank the administrations of the past three generations who fixed things we now call "planned obsolescence. Excuse me, my phone is...

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491

Жыл бұрын

go NOKIA even crippled by crapNdroid they last For Years - i understand Nokia is now making their 5Gen in JAHpan.....

@herb369nichols

Жыл бұрын

😄😄😄👍🏻

@gailremp8389

Жыл бұрын

Funny true

@zangsax

Жыл бұрын

Are you from Commack NY?

@RainFall-2022

Жыл бұрын

@@zangsax - Not sure if this is a tongue-in-cheek question that I don't get or you are serious. Assuming the latter, I am but one of your "friendly neighbours to the north".

I like my "Droid" but yeah, sometimes it does exhibit signs of having its own free will. I don't know why using my headphone jack makes it assume I need to know what time it is.

“Tony Robbins, my a$$!”

...see...im not the only one!

Could anyone tell me when this show occurred? Thanks.

tou gotta pay for the priority package to get it to work.

TIMELESS❣

@KingMacintosh2

Жыл бұрын

Nope kid, everything in this video has reversed. It's like hearing Black deliver 2+2=5 in a funny way. Good if you're high, not good if you're sober and your intellect is still working.

That is some very funny sht. Laughing and crying soo funny . Lewis Black 👍

6:04 I haven't downloaded any - - I came here to see if you have an App, Uh, that would turn this PIECE OF S**T into a phone. Welcome back Lewis! 7:58 Corporate Freebee > : Help support your local cellular provider by BUYING a $200.00 transmitter to help THEM build THEIR infrastructure.. (that was fantastic!!)

Great, I’m a few years older than Lewis, I hated airports, however I learned to adjust, people talking to themselves on Bluetooth phones, respectful of the wall of the Amish family walking 6 or 8 across the the c concourse, prior to 9/11. I’ll leave the post 9/11 to Louis

I agree about AT&T. 😖

One ois the funniest shit I have ever seen from him..I am apple . Can relate.

Screw Verizon and AT&T!

Ditto here.

HAHA HE IS FKN HILARIOUS

I love my iPhone!

Hysh va is or was interpret by me as 3 dystressed 27 a math problem of creativity to see what 2 digit expression you will derive at.

You also get exposed to radiation when flying. You are above most of the atmosphere and lose its shielding. Depending on flight duration, it doesn't take many flights to equal one of the dentist's x-rays, and even a single short flight is more than the body scanner.

@patrickhamilton6677

Жыл бұрын

Above most of the atmosphere? Lmfao

@Cksoldier

8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@WJV9

7 ай бұрын

@@patrickhamilton6677 - At 25,000 feet the oxygen level is so low that you will lose consciousness and die if not given oxygen. Airliners regularly fly at 30,000 to 40,000 feet to conserve energy because the lower air density reduces friction with air, but there is still enough oxygen to keep the combustion going in the jet engines. People who live at higher altitude also receive more solar radiation due to less dense atmosphere above them to block radiated particles.

That’s why I only wear drawers and a wifebeater through the airport these days

What is fasting mimicking diet?

My husband and love you ❤ Beat wishes from Canada 🇨🇦 ❤

Lewis, I can show you how to make your droid OS say, "droid".

The word "droid" is actually copyrighted and owned by Lucasfilms. You are required by law to call it an android. True Story.

i think lewis black is almost like Christ; he can make vinegar out of water...

Go to about 4:00

I was just rehearsing in my mind all of the things I wish I would have said to the person who betrayed me and in the most cowardly way he decided to do it all behind my back. Lewis Black scrolls up on the suggested videos. They know.

100% agree Apple the worst ! Wonder Bar almost got arrested 😂

That would be a legitimate reason for getting out of the contract failure to perform

He's correct. Landlines were always better for clarity. Portability really is just fake "progress"! Less is more. * Cav *

No one gonna talk about the sperm cell bit? lmaoooo

School cafeteria, non restaurant. Kids carry in one item, buy tray. Throw away bad tray object, ore sell any item, or gift.

Fastest line is no line

8:01

WHO said craziness wasn't funny?

my moms a dental hygentist. i still question them on Xray lol. she tells me its nah nuff radiation to worry about. but why dem put dis huge lead blanket on my body? "to protect my organs" she would say. meanwhile this device is aimed at my brain.

AT&T is a sucky carrier, you've been jeepppppp😂

I hate the dentist tooth scan. Lol. In a modern life of radio waves and bad overprocessed foods and wheeled transports that get into crashes daily, probably because people checking their phones every five seconds whilst on the freway, there's lotsa ways to be unfortunate and take a perma-nap these days. Not to mention the cap and ball situation. I had AT&T about twelve years ago, the most outrageous overcharging I've ever been subjected to. Well, maybe Vzw has them beat now, I don't know. Anyone remember Windows Mobile and their data plans? A&T would charge a buck or 50 cents per file you downloaded on 3G/mobile. Lolsters

I know alysene was laying in wait. I know darly is too.

Lmao

👍🙏❤️🎉

Phones are better now.

I wish I was talented enough to turn my rants into money.

Prom same kid twice.

💜😂

this is amazing - american providers are so bad XD