The ark in Kentucky was damaged by flooding a couple of years ago, which I find hilarious.

@asherikamichaela8425

2 жыл бұрын

The irony is delicious. 😂🤣

@bunkyman8097

2 жыл бұрын

Don't they see that as a sign?

@geoffreytudor5674

2 жыл бұрын

If it weren't for irony, I couldn't face the future. This example will be good for weeks! Thank you. 😄😂😄

@quakers200

2 жыл бұрын

They wanted to put a zoo in the ark but the smell was so bad because the vents were not strong enough to keep the tourists from getting sick.

@asherikamichaela8425

2 жыл бұрын

@@quakers200 Ham's apparently in some legal/financial trouble over it too, from what I've seen.

"watching The Flintstones as if it was a documentary" is still my favorite Lewis Black line.

@michaelj7069

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@Ellieempress

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@ahseaton8353

10 ай бұрын

Wait, what? It's not real?? TV is a lie???

@kellytrimble7019

9 ай бұрын

I like when he said, “What the fuck do Christians know about the Old Testament? It IS OUR BOOK & you’re ALL WRONG ABOUT IT!”

@gregorypodom3898

8 ай бұрын

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

As a teacher, I have never heard anything more true than Mr. Black's statement in reference to the students of today, "Be afraid. Be very afraid."

@arricammarques1955

7 ай бұрын

Entitled bubble wrapped snow flakes with helicopter parents. It's not going to end well.

@tomheringer

2 ай бұрын

It’s a damn shame. That a country who supposedly controls its own destiny. Allows public education to get so bad. That a lot of students can’t even read. It’s our political system that has f’ed this country up. Corruption is rampant.

@Knape-vz5ml

Ай бұрын

But his take on the 2020 election,and climate change is way off. 97% is the thing that gives him up.

My 85 year old mother, a devout Southern Baptist, informed the family Trump was another Mussolini the day Trump announced he was running for POTUS in 2016

@potatolew4495

10 күн бұрын

Your mother is obviously a very intelligent woman. I 100% agree. It is concerning that there are so many Americans who lack the mental ability to see that conniving ass for what he really is.

@lioneljaftha3473

10 күн бұрын

Your grandmother is wise far beyond her 85yrs. I'm 77yrs old and said the exact same thing. I'm in good company yes ?

@soonerwhirle

8 күн бұрын

My grandfather thought Trump was a POS.....in 1985. He had a 6th grade education.

@alexmccleod243

4 күн бұрын

Great comparison he is trash.

@douglashardy3408

4 күн бұрын

Smart lady God bless her

As a former Christian, this is refreshing.

@user-cn6cr1oy1y

2 жыл бұрын

Luke 15:11

@_Somsnosa_

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-cn6cr1oy1y Donald 24:19

@chromicapop4595

Жыл бұрын

Yesss😂

@sharonpayne8912

Жыл бұрын

I so agree

@DK-ss1vu

Жыл бұрын

You never were a Christian.

My wife doesn't like this video. I'm watching it again

@bones_jones1756

3 ай бұрын

yall still good?

I love Lewis Black. He's always so cheerful.

@fubartotale3389

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he's a real Polyanna...

@michaelgatien4277

Жыл бұрын

Except at different points in the movie “Unaccompanied Minors” where he would loose his temper :D LOL he played Oliver Porter

@denisemcdougal6445

Жыл бұрын

😂

@jackwilson8486

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelgatien4277 g guy 6yyyyy66y6y6

@catzipper

10 ай бұрын

I ♥️ him because he's NOT😅🤣

The fact cheese cake guy got THAT many laughs from lewis himself is telling to me honestly. Absolutely fantastic rant on his part

Tax exemptions for religious institutions means they don't have to support National Defense, local police, fire departments, etc. but they surely benefit from them. Guess who picks up the tab.

@davebeach2343

2 жыл бұрын

Many churches are also actively promoting political candidates, which is supposed to be illegal. Trying to influence voters to elect people who will promote their religious values through laws for our society is an attempt to force their doctrine upon us all.

@davidburbage3348

2 жыл бұрын

Well, as Mr. Black would (and has) express it....SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

@rsteeb

2 жыл бұрын

So why TF does promulgating fantasy qualify for a tax exemption in the first place?

@davebeach2343

2 жыл бұрын

@@rsteeb For the same reason it's almost impossible to elect an atheist to any national office, religion has become a litmus test for the populace. The people in position to check the ever expanding power of religion won't do so because they fear losing office and the backlash that would inevitably follow the announcement of an investigation of a religious organizations practices. The persecution complex would reach heights never seen before. I wish there were methods for an ordinary citizen to pressure the legal system into investigating what appear to be obvious violations of the law, but the system doesn't work like that

"Tell them you're going to push them off the earth one day" I'm screaming from that one 😭😭😭

@brucewagner4394

2 жыл бұрын

No doubt!!! I have to remember that one.

@jackisgallant

2 жыл бұрын

@KRAP-TV 77 Indeed it is.

@beedee9534

2 жыл бұрын

Eve didnt eat the apple she blew him Satan charmed her and seduced her get picture

@brucewagner4394

2 жыл бұрын

@KRAP-TV 77 . What's amazing is how people make retarded statements thinking they were clever.

@stejer211

2 жыл бұрын

@@beedee9534 Where can I book her?

Lewis Black is a writer and performer with effing courage. Just watched his performance re onset of Covid and the mask controversy. Knocked my socks off & I don’t wear socks. He is a hero IME.

"Amateurs built the Ark, but professionals built the Titanic." Yeah, thing is, we've actually found the Titanic, so there's evidence it actually existed.

@LouRazz

2 жыл бұрын

Lighten up "Foxfire Inferno" or burn in hell!

@kaliban4758

2 жыл бұрын

@@LouRazz how many times now is it that the ark as been "found" iiirc 5

@asherikamichaela8425

2 жыл бұрын

@@LouRazz That’s the fun part. It's both a joke and true. 😜

@goldrussh

2 жыл бұрын

He's saying if there was an ark, it would have sunk, too 🤣

@asherikamichaela8425

2 жыл бұрын

@@goldrussh Fair point. And... yeah, given what we know of the thing, there's no way it was sea-worthy.

A true master of his craft, love me some Lewis Black his humor keeps me sane.

@Marchant2

2 жыл бұрын

This is the first time I've seen his act. He's fantastic!

@johnwitha3052

2 жыл бұрын

@@Marchant2 ok

@Re-bl5sr

2 жыл бұрын

@jascam1 Sane indeed, best medicine I've ever tried.

@ShannonJacobs0

Жыл бұрын

Why should my comments be any less repetitious than the google's offensive and unstoppable ads? Only one question for KZread: Does anyone really think more frequent and more offensive ads can lead to profit?

If the cheesecake guy doesn't get free tickets for life, there is no justice in this world! What an absolute gem!!

Lewis Black travels from town to town in a kitted out bus playing pinochle with his crew and generally enjoying his life. We're blessed to have his voice.

@jasondean88888

2 жыл бұрын

This sounds like a great life.

@topherdean1024

Жыл бұрын

I wish I could get up on stage and rant like that.

@noname-by3qz

Жыл бұрын

One of very best friends I met 16 yrs ago. I liked her right away because I told her something Black said and she cracked up laughing! She got the joke!

@gordonadams5891

Жыл бұрын

In my family, growing up meant learning pinochle.

Lewis Black is a National treasure!

@differentdreamer7317

2 жыл бұрын

Which nation?

@flwrfan1752

2 жыл бұрын

@@differentdreamer7317-The U.S. of course.

@asherikamichaela8425

2 жыл бұрын

@@flwrfan1752 We have to have some treasures. 😆

I am an ordained deacon in apostolic succession.....100% approve of Lewis' message. 🙂

@1cr19

9 ай бұрын

I dated an Apostolic bishop’s daughter in college and got baptized into her faith. For frame of reference on how time makes fools of us all, I’m now an openly queer transgender atheist and sexual health consultant, and she’s a lifestyle/pilates KZreadr with

@calvinsimpson1301

6 ай бұрын

​@@1cr19 I'm balding at 32 and that last part was unnecessary lol

@1cr19

6 ай бұрын

@@calvinsimpson1301 You have a much cooler name than he did, and now he’s trapped in a sexless marriage with a narcissist who thinks she’s a KZreadr, so we all win. 🥸😇

I met Mr. Black years ago show at Fargo ND Fargo theater love this guy

Mr. Black is a national treasure.

I saw this BRILLIANT Man at Milwaukee's "Summer Fest" WAAAYYY BACK when he was just starting out and on smaller "Free Stages". I was front row... had never seen him... and I heard some people say how "damned funny he is"! And so... I took a seat in the shade from the hot summer sun... And DAMNED NEAR HAD A BRAIN EXPLOTION From LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD! He even kind of "Heckled" me saying, "If this poor bastard's head doesn't explode... it will be a Fucking Miricale!" I got to meet him afterwards and TOLD him how he just made my day! I've been a HUGE FAN and seen him MANY TIMES Since! One of the GREATS in my opinion!!!

Jotham the father of Ahaz was born just off I-95 exit 261. Word on the street is he taught dinosaurs how to skateboard. Bless

@tomkellycartoons

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍

@terenceingledew1442

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😆😆😆 Hahaha!

@m.k.c.5212

2 жыл бұрын

ROFLMAO...thx

@Ender7j

2 жыл бұрын

But Bill Burr said that some dirty white kid in Santa Monica came up with skateboarding…I think you are reading the Bible wrong…

@girlygal098

2 жыл бұрын

Bwahahahaha! Hysterical!

I love how Luis calls Ken Ham "canned ham." 😂

@heribertosarmiento1265

2 жыл бұрын

Welp canned is in jail LOL

@RobJazzful

2 жыл бұрын

*Lewis

@gamesman0118

2 жыл бұрын

@@heribertosarmiento1265 So Canned Ham is in the can.

@heribertosarmiento1265

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamesman0118 so Ken spam LOL

@kaliban4758

2 жыл бұрын

@@heribertosarmiento1265 it is kent hovind that was in jail for.body slamming his wife

The most under appreciated creative artists are those who put together words and graphics to communicate to the public complex subjects and beak it down so that millions of people with varying education levels could understand the issue at hand.

@user-vc3ol3up1y

2 ай бұрын

But none are issues at hand. Just an hurt boy that wasn't acknowledged.good, this is what keeps his audience minimal. I will pray for him to his God, Yahweh that they followed through the desert for 40 years and never figured out he was the devil trying to kill them all. And he's angry at God. Wake up.read a book. Sir. Strange how atheists spend so much time condemning that which he claims doesn't exist.

"Don't forget, the children are our future---unless we stop them now." (Simpsons)

@michaelgilbert3684

2 жыл бұрын

LoL good one.

@Reverandfatdave

2 жыл бұрын

@EL I caught my 23 year old son buying 4 Loko the other day. That made me understand why animals eat their young.

@thomasholden500

2 жыл бұрын

@@Reverandfatdave Why is a 4 Loko like a woman's breast? Because one's not enough and three's too many.

@Reverandfatdave

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasholden500 I'd say 4 loko is more like a penis on your girlfriend, It's not meant to be there and it'd be best they just didn't have one.

@Sunsetsarge

2 жыл бұрын

God said that first, right before the flood.

Best use of religion is comedy source material, well done.

7:40 the cheesecake rant is absolutely epic. Thank you Joseph!

@hurdygurdyguy1

2 жыл бұрын

That was pure gold!!! 🤣

@alphabravo8703

2 жыл бұрын

I was in the middle of eating a choc cream pie/cheese cake at that very moment. It must be a sign!!!! I need to start a religion/cult based on desserts and confections.

@iinferno2010

Жыл бұрын

@@alphabravo8703 if the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster can exist, why can't the Church of Cheesecake?

@errykflows8683

Жыл бұрын

I ABASAFUCK'NLUTELY Love CHEESECAKE!

He is a legend!

The kid I help babysit (not yet 4 yr.old at the time) was excited to show me the books he selected at the library. He holds up books on dinosaurs, reptiles, turtles. and one on evolution. This kid is facinating. Thanks for the laughs - I really needed it.

@WilbertLek

2 жыл бұрын

The child did not succumb to "gods-believers".

@georgeb.wolffsohn30

2 жыл бұрын

Good job.

@tinaperez7393

2 жыл бұрын

So far so good. Now if he can just manage to get through life not afraid of death and the nothingness after it (that we aren't around anymore to even be conscious of) and the need to run to an imaginary parent figure all his life (use therapy and learn self soothing and emotional and stress processing techniques instead), the kid should hopefully be okay. I'm not anti - religion actually, it all depends on how and what someone uses it for. As an excuse not to think for themselves and to not rely on themselves and common sense and science, as an excuse to judge others in order to feel better about themselves instead of just fixing their stuff, etc, aren't high on my list.

@Bullzeye1000yds

2 жыл бұрын

Hope he enjoys the book written by a LAWYER.

@petem.3719

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bullzeye1000yds What book is written by a lawyer? The only natural science books I've ever seen that were written by non-scientists, or scientists writing out of their fields, were written by creationist apologists.

So many of us are angry and dismayed at the unimaginable stupidity that pops up almost on a daily basis, but Lewis expresses that anger for us and helps us laugh at it.

@wesheiser7531

2 жыл бұрын

No, he is the stupidity that pops up on a daily basis. Jesus didn’t say follow Me and everything will be great. He said follow me and you will be persecuted.

@paulcooper1223

2 жыл бұрын

@@wesheiser7531 Persecuted? If you think the Ark was real or the Earth is 6000 years old, you're not being persecuted: you're being openly mocked.

@wesheiser7531

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulcooper1223 Christians today are simply mocked. Early Christians had it much, much worse. My issue with Black here is that his poor attempt at humor paints Jesus as a happy go lucky, naive guy making everything so great in the world. Not close at all.

@WilbertLek

2 жыл бұрын

@@wesheiser7531 Oh oh... so much of the not being able to handle not being special....

@wesheiser7531

2 жыл бұрын

@@WilbertLek ??

Raised in a Baptist church in the 50's and 60's outside Philadelphia I love u Louis, u embody my feelings as a teenager. Rock on bro!

@animalcol1

2 жыл бұрын

You poor thing. Must have been brutal

@alphabravo8703

2 жыл бұрын

Hear Hear!

Was taught the Bible at the same time I was watching Wild Kingdom with my mom (a naturalist)...My challenging questions to my Sunday school teacher regarding the story of Noah alone, she finally threw up her arms told me it's a matter of faith. My next statement was in regard to Santa, the Easter Bunny and tooth fairy my disappointment and loss of faith I held in my folks when I discovered fantasy vs reality. She asked me to leave her class. The following reality based discussions with my mother were fascinating...in a nutshell, she told me the more I exposed myself to various experiences, question what I'm told the more you learn to discern fantasy (ie misinformation) and reality, the more faith you will develop in yourself and your ability to function in the real world. To say I was a gadfly throughout my public education would be an understatement. By the time passed both my folks passed, pain in the ass that I presented, I actually had learned a thing or two from them, perhaps as important they actually learned a thing or two from me.

@davidlious7220

Жыл бұрын

Hello Jane and how are you doing?

@Wopayne

Жыл бұрын

I lost my cultural cherry in the 8th grade. I went to school for three more years and messed with their heads as much as I could. Ya had to be careful. They would hit you with a board. I still have PTSD from the whole rotten experience. 😂😂

@kannermw

Жыл бұрын

I was an independent and critical thinker from a very early age challenging my mother's desire to indoctrinate me into religion. Later in my teens my mother chose religion over family by joining the JWs. Sure she was there and kind but not willing to be a truely active participant in my journey through youth. Truth of the matter is religion is a crutch for the indoctrinated, weak- minded individuals who lack the mental toughness, intelligence, and fortitude to succeed in a challenging and often harsh world. If you think some higher being is there like a big brother watching over you then maybe you won't crumple under adversity or succumb to temptation. Of course the later is laughable because religious individuals are some the most hypocritical individuals. Whether you are grossly overweight, promiscuous, debt-ridden, lazy, etc. you are always forgiven for such sins/indiscretions so there is less guilt. All I have to say is what a crock of shit. The only biblical verse to me that has overarching relevance is "You reap what you sow."

@debrahelmlinger6256

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was one those too in Sunday School, always asking questions with answers that fell flat, even went to the Preacher with a few. Also ran out of the Church when my Mom tried to make me join.

@pennyc11

10 ай бұрын

Answer to Bible questions being female. God only knows. The lack of communication is deafening.😏

The Ark at the Ark encounter is sitting on 102 concrete piers and filed an insurance claim for flood damage in 2018.

@jackisgallant

2 жыл бұрын

I'm looking forward to visiting that!

@jammer6524

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackisgallant I would not mind seeing it for myself but the thought of giving these crazies money to fund their cause is too much. I won't fund them. The crazy is easy to see on youtube from others.

@jammer6524

2 жыл бұрын

@Eastern fence Lizard NOPE your thinking of Kent Hovind the other creation nut that lives in Florida that was released from prison in 2015 after serving 10 years time for tax fraud. He got arrested for domestic assault against his wife. Ken Ham got Satired by The Babylon Bee. Ken Ham recently arrested on suspicion of vandalism after adding notices to signs around the Grand Canyon to indicate it was just 4400 years old? Of course not: even though it would be funny if it was true, it is actually false. The entire thing was made up by a religiously themed satire website.

@WilbertLek

2 жыл бұрын

It is not even an "ark". It's a BUILDING made to LOOK LIKE a boat... And it's in the middle of the desert...

@WilbertLek

2 жыл бұрын

@Eastern fence Lizard That's Kent Hovind, not Ken Ham.

I got talked into going to the Creation Museum in Kentucky and it was definitely a Hoot. Large numbers of church busses in the parking lot discharging people who were excited to be at the Promise Land. They had a huge gift shop selling all types of God related trinkets. There was a Zipline on the grounds so they could go zipping for Jesus. They had a phenomenal garden so everyone could see what the actual Garden of Eden looked like for Adam & Eve. They sold food and ice cream cones just to make sure the believers didn’t starve while checking out where they were created. If they would have sold adult beverages that would have made it Real for me.

@brianhubbell2464

2 жыл бұрын

subtle ..

@chicodalianis8004

2 жыл бұрын

No blood of Jesus? Blasphemy!

@raymondmuench3266

2 жыл бұрын

My visit moved me to hit the Bourbon Trail.

@michaelrief4424

2 жыл бұрын

@@raymondmuench3266 You’re sure right. I couldn’t get over how commercialized it was. The admission price was what I considered a ripoff. Maybe you heard that they built a replica of The Ark not far away from the Creation Museum. I haven’t been there but I’m impressed the Noah did leave the blue prints for it.

@Tupelo927

2 жыл бұрын

Does the Creation (&/or Ark) museums illustrate the Biblical incest "necessary" to populate the earth? Let's build a "Three Little Pigs Meet Goldilocks" museum. American religious zealots are amusing...when they're not infringing on the rights of others.

I never heard of this guy until yesterday. A co-worker told me I have the same kind of personality. And he's right.

@kentneal7788

Жыл бұрын

Do people laugh when listening to you or get angry? With me they just get angry.

@cesaravegah3787

9 ай бұрын

Grumpy bastards are funny...as long as we arent neighboors😂

Pastor Lewis working the mic again..who knew he was such a holy man...this rant just grabbs your boo boo...outragelusly brilliant...

The difference is the Jews just didn't clue into the fact that God had decided to retire and go fishing - has passed the religious business onto his hippie son, which was then quickly grabbed up by the Italians...

@GodNeverNeededYourTaxDollar

2 ай бұрын

Italians & their apples imr? 🤷

@jackclingenpeel5020

Ай бұрын

It didn’t end well for him either.

@CyanBlackflower

Ай бұрын

@@jackclingenpeel5020 It's a real shame Jesus isn't a KZreadr & Tik Toker etc... He's got millions of gullible followers who'll do anything he says... Whoa!! Wait! THAT gives ME an Idea...

The writer of that letter is absolutely hilarious! He should be a writer or a comedian in his own right…..

Went to nothing but Catholic schools in Texas (college was my first time out of them), read every single book in the Bible, had to write frickin' research papers about it during high school. And yes, I am an atheist for it, have been left permanently damaged by the experience, and I *love* using the Bible against evangelicals because nothing infuriates evangelicals more than someone who actually knows what is in the Bible (it easily surpasses their antisemitism, Islamaphobia, and gay-bashing).

@sealyoness

2 жыл бұрын

My son told me once that he was an atheist. I said, 'No, you're not. You're agnostic.' He says, 'What's the difference?' I said, 'Atheists aren't mad at God.' We had quite a spirited discussion after that.

@theonlytruetuhlulah9062

2 жыл бұрын

If you're interacting with a person who's an antisemitic, they aren't are a real evangelical. Same for an Islamaphobic person. Telling someone that the Bible says (and it does, since you've read it,) that people whom pursue homosexuality as a lifestyle probably aren't going to heaven, isn't gay-bashing. ✨

@DavidRichardson153

2 жыл бұрын

@@theonlytruetuhlulah9062 Thank you for proving my point. What's next, you going to through the same single verse from Leviticus, all while leaving out how the first 18 verses of the chapter it is from pertain to spelling out all kinds of incest? Or how in the next chapter over, it states, "do not put on a garment woven with two different kinds of thread"? And I find it funny how evangelicals always quote the Old Testament while, outside of Revelations, taking only one or two verses out of anywhere in the New Testament and always out of context. How about you crack open that Bible for once - you know, that book that's been sitting around collecting dust for many years now? At the very least, doing so will let the bats out. I'd then suggest you read and compare it to the Torah or the Quran, but you'd probably burn those before you'd ever contemplate reading them.

@DavidRichardson153

2 жыл бұрын

@@theonlytruetuhlulah9062 Oh, and one last detail that you probably didn't know, the last book of the Bible was estimated to have been written around 200 AD, while the very first Bible ever compiled - yes, *compiled* - was in 400 AD, and that is after they spent years poorly translating every book selected into Latin. You can get any book to say anything, especially when you have pretty big language barriers to help hide what was originally written - after it had already been altered and changed over centuries of oral tradition before finally being written down.

@johnstrand7456

2 жыл бұрын

Good for you!!

Lewis Black gives me hope for humanity

Has anyone asked why dinosaurs aren’t in the Bible? Logic is never allowed in places like the “Ark Museum”.

I absolutely love this man.

love the constitutionality of Lewis’ rant ❤️✅👍😎☮️🔥

I was raised Roman Catholic and that snake bit made me almost cry LOL it was so damn 🤣 funny holy shit

@azariasstarchild8380

2 жыл бұрын

shapeshifters are real

@steveosborne2297

2 жыл бұрын

I suggest you sort out an Irish comedian called Dave Allen , sadly no longer with us . There’s at least a couple of videos on KZread entitled Dave Allen on religion . In particular his stories on Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden are absolutely hilarious .

@jayfitmob8645

2 жыл бұрын

@@steveosborne2297 thank you Steve I will absolutely do that ☝️💯🤙

@steveosborne2297

2 жыл бұрын

@@jayfitmob8645 if you give yourself a hernia from laughing don’t blame me !

@jayfitmob8645

2 жыл бұрын

@@steveosborne2297 should I just retain my attorney now? 😂

Lewis Black is straight forward talking comedian! Awesome! Hilarious! None stop entertainment and laughter!

@denasharpe2393

2 жыл бұрын

Except he actually tells the truth....

@jamescorletta

2 жыл бұрын

@@denasharpe2393 I totally agree.

Mr. Black has incredible genes. Both of his parents survived to 103.

@joesphbegley3088

2 жыл бұрын

Levi’s ?

@effdonahue6595

9 ай бұрын

@@joesphbegley3088wranglers 🤓

Brilliant comedian. Respect.

@JA-qi1fb

2 жыл бұрын

I find him hilarious, loved his appearance in The Big Bang Theory as Professor (creepy) Crawley.

Lewis, you are the only comic that really makes me laugh out loud. Probably because you are *right*.

@333halfangel3

Жыл бұрын

Russell Peters Is hilarious

Well, now I want cheesecake.

@stormwatcher59

2 жыл бұрын

...and a really good cup of coffee

@sagebrush4613

2 жыл бұрын

Right!! New York style with....

@sailordaigurren8225

2 жыл бұрын

That's me every day

@mathemagician81

2 жыл бұрын

That rant was epic

@mikefred420

2 жыл бұрын

I ate cheesecake and watched Lewis in Cleveland a few months ago

"I'll be goddamned if my group isn't bigger than yours" 😁

Lewis, you're always sure to make me laugh. The letter from that playwright was comedy gold, too! I'd go see one of his plays.

As a Religious Left & a Lewis Black fan I must confess I really needed this video, I feel purged. A compilation of scripture, bad attitude & humor all rolled into 1. Thank you, Mr. Black.

@terenceingledew1442

2 жыл бұрын

Totally agree. Bravo 🙌

@TheNefastor

2 жыл бұрын

Now if you could just drop the religion altogether, that would be a real purge. Come on, you don't believe in any other god but your own, so what difference would it make to abandon that one last god ?

@VengefulAngeI

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheNefastor You probably just asked for way too much lol. In these matters the logic never applies unfortunately.

@absolutelyfookinnobody2843

2 жыл бұрын

@@VengefulAngeI doesn't apply to either side. Most people like you and the one you replied to have over inflated egos

@branon6565

2 жыл бұрын

A religious left = you're one of the people who needs to be held physically responsible for the downfall of this country....

"Two Corinthians" vs. Second Corinthians reminds of a local radio host (in Romania, where I live) who said "Kim Jong, the second" instead of King Jong-Il lmfao.

@frankogo8547

2 жыл бұрын

Your ASIAN and you live in ROMANIA ???

@vazzeg

2 жыл бұрын

@@frankogo8547 No, I'm Hungarian and I live in Romania.

Ha ha! When he said canned ham🤣! She was saying Kenneth Hamm, the guy behind building the Ark encounter. But I think canned ham fits better, I'm going to start calling him that from now on.

@jupitercyclops6521

2 жыл бұрын

Wait... I thought it was Noah. Now they're saying It was Canned Kenneth? Blows my mind!

@bazpearce9993

2 жыл бұрын

Ken Spam acts like The Flintstones was a documentary lol.

@elroyfudbucker6806

2 жыл бұрын

Ham; one of Noah's sons. Then there's the forgotten black sheep of the family, Spam. So glad Ken Ham left Australia for the US. He's from the state of Queensland, which we call the deep north as it seems to have a greater proportion of conservative christians than the rest of the country.

@rsteeb

2 жыл бұрын

@@elroyfudbucker6806 Can Mr. Ham explain how the original "pair of kangaroos" got to Austrailia from Mt. Ararat? Just wonderin'...

EXCELLENT! (as ususal!). Pinning the mythologies to the wall is always fun! [SHS 1967]

I love the cheesecake rant starting at 7:40😂

I moved to KY three years ago, I’m having trouble bonding but I always say at least I’m not in FL anymore.

@chuckabbate5924

2 жыл бұрын

Northwards,northwards.....

@beverly719

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know where to go to get away from the religious nutters and Republicans. My home state of Ohio has gone red and religious. So I'm staying put in FL where the weather is lovely and I just ignore the god-botherers 🤷

@davebeach2343

2 жыл бұрын

@@beverly719 As a current resident of Ohio, I'm searching for a way out, and a decent destination to resettle.

@asherikamichaela8425

2 жыл бұрын

@@davebeach2343 Don’t go south of the river, my friend. 😅 Kentucky is a disaster.

@davebeach2343

2 жыл бұрын

@@asherikamichaela8425 I thank you for the warning, though I've already seen some examples of what you mean. All along the Ohio River, the attitudes of people living on either side seem identical, unwelcoming to those who don't look like them or don't think like them. Since you're kind enough to warn others I assume that you don't share their limited view on life. How do you keep going? Is it just a matter of keeping your head down and moving forward? I have been in situations where I know I don't fit in, like having to attend Pentecostal church services for a week and a half by our care givers while our parents were on vacation. Even at the age of 11 I knew that I didn't belong there, didn't share their thinking. I ask these questions out of curiosity, a human trait that will sometimes get me into trouble, like that kid that won't stop asking "why" on a seemingly endless loop. Thanks for your time peace

Give em shit Lewis, that's what they deserve, not tax incentives.

Wow...He sure does nail my feelings down!

Nothing makes me laugh harder than religion. I’m an escaped now proudly disfellowshipped Jehovah’s Witness. Be More Atheist and we all may live.

@TheTimplatte

2 жыл бұрын

Idk I know some atheists that are pretty douchey. We should just follow the manta of Bill and Ted, “Be Excellent To Each Other”, religious or not.

@PhilJonesIII

2 жыл бұрын

Strength to you, former sister. The delusion was a comfortable place to be, but the smoke, mirrors and strings sort of gave it all away for me. Long life and happiness to you.

@knockout9011

2 жыл бұрын

It's real, you will find out lol

@davebeach2343

2 жыл бұрын

@@knockout9011 how do you know it's real?

@knockout9011

2 жыл бұрын

@@davebeach2343 Personal experience.

Bring Jesus to the bar and just keep ordering water. Guaranteed to come home smashed. Or nailed.

@elroyfudbucker6806

2 жыл бұрын

Hammered then nailed

@gretamurphy3704

6 күн бұрын

😂🎉

Mr. Black, thank you for this.

People think this is comedy, but this truth is so important.

I needed a good laugh tonight and I sure got it. Lewis delivers as always!

@davidlious7220

Жыл бұрын

Hello Karen and how are you doing?

The man is insane and I love him. He makes life enjoyable. God has blessed him. May he continue his good work.

@stejer211

2 жыл бұрын

Your third sentence sounds quite ironic.

@goldrussh

2 жыл бұрын

You're just being sarcastic right?😂

@morbidmanmusic

2 жыл бұрын

R U insane? He would hate that thought... AND no god gets credit for hard work humans do.. no god needed... unless it wants to stop gun violence etc... nah.. see.

I am incredibly grateful to Lewis Black for sharing his views of this tiny part of the universe with us!

Mr Black, you MUST read “Lamb- the story of Jesus according to his best friend Biff” It’s by Christopher Moore. It s brilliant and makes a lot more sense than the Bible!!

@roncarey8810

2 жыл бұрын

Great storyteller and maker. Read Fool...great take on king lear.

@angelafields8319

2 жыл бұрын

I really enjoy Christopher Moore's work.

@dyanaprajna4556

2 жыл бұрын

Or monty pythons life of brian.

@dianemitchell1717

Жыл бұрын

I read this book years ago. It is hilarious.

I love Lewis. I really needed this laugh.

Mr. Black,I appreciate all your expressions-I agree with you.I was Army Engineer thru 3 yrs, trained at Fort Leonard Wood- MO',U'DON'T LEAVE FLW'until U PROVE what U R TAUGHT':"SHOW-ME"-I HAVE MUCH RESPECT FOR THOSE TWO WORDS,I'm now 66'and still think'some Dysfunctional Dyslexic people wrote in the Bible, I read'Man in the mirror too-also sounds'like repetitious Ga-ga'..Thanks for ur' humor-Sir, humor is TRUTH 😊 ..MO'

Joseph who did not attend the New Brunswick NJ show is absolutely fucking hilarious

Getting ready for holiday meals and reading the JUNGLE by U. Sinclair

If you ever get the chance definitely see him live it is fantastic

. Baha'i? You've actually heard of us? God bless you, Lewis Black.

@johannaweichsel3602

2 жыл бұрын

Do you guys have temples? I think I heard that once.

Separation between sane and insane, is how I see it

Lewis, wishing you a fun, happy, healthy, and abundant holiday season and New Year. You are the best.

@jamescartel9448

2 жыл бұрын

Hello 👋 beautiful 🌹 how are you doing?

Mr. Black, that gentleman from Lowell, who called out the Governor & police of Texas. He's a hero. I would love to buy him a beer.

In 1954 when I was 5 yrs old, I heard the story of the Ark. I should have copywritted the eye roll. I'd be a gazillionaire!

@davidlious7220

Жыл бұрын

Hello Kathy and how are you doing today?

It would be classed as a Religious Museum of Misconceptions. in Kentucky.

"Read the Bible but don't believe it and you'll be as happy as me!" -Lewis Black

@2strokin70

Жыл бұрын

i love that quote..lol

@333halfangel3

Жыл бұрын

Read the Bhagavata Geeta

@NotOfThisWorld567

Жыл бұрын

@@333halfangel3 The Bhagavad Gita doesn't lead people to God, it leads them to self. It has a lot kore competition today than it did when it was written.

@333halfangel3

Жыл бұрын

@@NotOfThisWorld567 true. Einstein keept a copy of the Geeta on his desk. I wonder why?

@NotOfThisWorld567

Жыл бұрын

@@333halfangel3 Maybe he used it to justify his separation from God. Having a book that turns the truth of existence into a mythological tale is a "holy" book for atheists.

Lew, I love you. You are an imprint on my soul. You have to understand, this is exactly how I live my life. Thank you.

And then yet it goes farther in the thing about the ark makes me absolutely cry lolololol 😂😂😂

I watch him for his calming spirit. Oh, they are at the door. Gotta go now.

"Arc" wow! hahaha! 🦕 dinosaurs and people together is amazingly crazy and I've lived in that state!

My favorite contemporary comedian. 🤟🏽🤟🏽🤟🏽🤟🏽🤟🏽🤟🏽

"Lewis was struck down" made the water I was drinking choke me through my nose! ( thank you Sir)!

I love you Lewis Black! I hope to see you live someday.You are kinda on my Bucket List.!

i love it..the bible is just that...a book full of stories..thats all..

Incredibly Wonderful!!!

I am rocking back and forth holding my stomach and laughing so hard I could die! Thank you for this!

As someone who leans to the right,and a Torah observant reverend, this video is hilarious and I've been a fan of Lewis Black for years. And being originally from Syracuse New York myself the whole time this video is playing I'm doing nothing but laughing. Let's all get our sense of humors back folks and not be Herculic victims and appreciate good comedy

@lindapendleton9176

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry to be the word police but it's senses( plural) of humor. Lewis will back me on this! OK!!!!

@Spiritof_76

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry about the right leaning and the torah observant maladies. Centrist and skeptical are worth a look. Try it, you'll like it.

@chromicapop4595

Жыл бұрын

This guy iconic❤

Lewis is THAT DUDE! I love it!

@GebreMMII

2 жыл бұрын

Hey I know you from secular talk. 😎

@Wardog01Actual

2 жыл бұрын

@@GebreMMII I'm all over the place!

Spectacular!!!

I had no idea that Syracuse, NY was the actual location of the biblical Garden of Eden. Listening to Lewis Black is truly educational. So funny.

@tomdulle1707

2 жыл бұрын

Brace67 if you are Mormon you re taught the Garden of Eden is in Northwest Missouri near current day Kansas City International Airport.

@phishbill

2 жыл бұрын

I heard it was Rahway, NJ.

@RumorHazi

2 жыл бұрын

Tom is right. Joseph Smith thought the Garden of Eden was in Jackson County, MO. No lie. He also thought there was life on the moon.

@madyjules06

2 жыл бұрын

Just imagine the reaction when people from Syracuse, NY hear this news 🤣

I love this man!

This episode and the whole show was incredible!!!! Good job s n l

I love him . I wish he would tell this should be told to everyone

@davidlious7220

Жыл бұрын

Hello Denise and how are you doing?

Can't wait to see him in person.

Omg hire the cheesecake dude! He was brilliant

One of the most insightful things I learned: Canada takes in a large number of ppl everyyear as landed residents. One time I worked with a brain surgeon from Iran. He was doing his equivalencies in Canada. He told me a story of how a bus went off the road in Iran, full of school children and it rolled over. Instead of investigating and making safety improvement orders, the government said it was Allah's will and that nothing more needed to be done. He told me that religion was used and was readily accepted as a way to avoid responsibility in Iran for almost everything. I get the feeling some of that is making its way into Christian quarters as well in this day and age. Religion is a social negative.

@denasharpe2393

2 жыл бұрын

Afraid you are not only correct but that the movement is growing...

@giovanni8095

2 жыл бұрын

It's been going on for 2000 years. It's the whole purpose of it.

@rawx485

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@GraemePayne1967Marine

10 ай бұрын

BUT proper use of science and engineering is proven by example to be able to make things better for everyone - much more so than the imagined "will" of a mythology. Science, Engineering, and a rational, functioning brain are much better for the world than unproven and unprovable mythologies. (Lewis: SHS-1967)

I tried to read Levicticus and got halfway through and put down the Bible for good!

I'm pretty much addicted to this video.