He actually looks like he woke up in a cold sweat thinking about this and immediately made a video

@maysun7094

4 жыл бұрын

Omega Zero 😂😂

@7standdad

4 жыл бұрын

D O K O D A

@strongmoon1

4 жыл бұрын

@@7standdad What

@chipskylark5500

4 жыл бұрын

Hobo piss war night terrors

@Buriedwithdrawingpad

4 жыл бұрын

Even his voice sounds shaken

Watching a mans hair dry while he talks about peeing

@Dimite1

4 жыл бұрын

First time?

@Arronturknell

4 жыл бұрын

Full bromo

@Matthewmm110

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to KZread

@ethanh2713

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not a Rapper wouldn’t expect more, wouldn’t want less

@saruto201

4 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of a punk band singer

The guy who was saying "hotdog man" was actually trying to say "it's clogged up man"

@randomaccount8846

3 жыл бұрын

That’s actually kinda smart... Are you hotdog man ?

@SunnyDayz16

3 жыл бұрын

Are you that guy????

@cyrusazarmy6665

3 жыл бұрын

How do you have no videos and 55k subs

@user-bi2wn4vn3b

3 жыл бұрын

@@cyrusazarmy6665 he’s the hotdog manes

@0okcin605

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-bi2wn4vn3b behind you

It's helpful to know going into this story that Charlie lives in Florida. Otherwise, it doesn't make sense.

@_PuppetMaster86

3 жыл бұрын

Me knowing that I live in the same state as one of my favorite KZreadrs: 👁👄👁

@TheGrimbler

3 жыл бұрын

It makes too much sense

@ronaldgall5590

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Florida seems like a ghetto Elder Scrolls scene to someone unfamiliar

@cavecanem1741

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa whoa whoa, he lives in Tampa. That's beyond normal Florida

@fedess3647

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand it i am not american, can you explain please?

You either pee a hero, or hold it long enough to become the hot dog man.

@lazyvicc6467

4 жыл бұрын

*Let there be chaos*

@anthivity297

4 жыл бұрын

This shits so underrated 😂

@tmoney9539

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@AyyHotDogS

4 жыл бұрын

bruh

@athena8474

4 жыл бұрын

I also pee an Iron Man

You can always tell how old or new Charlie’s videos are by the length of his hair in the thumbnail

@ylenia8287

4 жыл бұрын

Extremely accurate

@thisthing4697

4 жыл бұрын

That's how i sometimes determine the age of his videos XD

@dannysankyu

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao yes

@mentalpopcorn2304

4 жыл бұрын

I don't look at the date, I look at the thumbnails

@lani8138

4 жыл бұрын

now if that ain't true true.😂

They say Hotdog man still ruins gas station bathrooms to this day.

@marcopendic

3 жыл бұрын

Ok shrek

@noobmaster6823

3 жыл бұрын

There’s a guy who’s taking a bite out of an onion every day until the release a 5th movie of you

@l-Useless-l

2 жыл бұрын

Shreg

@MuhammadKashif-bf3jr

2 жыл бұрын

Yoo

The hotdog man now watches over Charlie as an angel of respect.

I always saw moistcritikal but I never thought I would see critikalmoist

@vivious_

4 жыл бұрын

what

@AMan-ct1gu

4 жыл бұрын

@@vivious_ critikals pants are moist

@YaNeighbor

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought this was in reference to his hair bc it looks kinda moist here as well

@Fulltimeply2

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@danman9395

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I'm pretty sure critikalmoist was Hotdog Man (p3nis man)

"I have not pissed my pants in a very long time" Sounds just like something that someone who pissed their pants would say.

@KFCGAMING55

4 жыл бұрын

He did it a week ago

@TallCanDan02

4 жыл бұрын

You gonna piss, little piss boy?

@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like there's a woosh coming my way, but no shit Sherlock.

@Shadow-Reaper

4 жыл бұрын

@@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt r/whoosh. XD im kidding i dont know if its a whoosh or not

@Shadow-Reaper

4 жыл бұрын

Either way your feeling was right

This guy is a poet without even trying

He says the most outrageous things, but he says them in such an articulate & coherent manner. I love it

"If urinating is a game of chess, then I'm the goddamn Grandmaster" Poetic.

@jordanclaasen5340

4 жыл бұрын

"If"

@laurabell5618

4 жыл бұрын

Most of what he says is poetic it seems. Just got here

@Kamacosby

4 жыл бұрын

Fullmetal Keyblade have u ever heard of the legendary poet of Gangaa’s swan

@meromero6284

4 жыл бұрын

I just realised he didn't say "golden Grandmaster" :(

@l0wfye

4 жыл бұрын

I was just about to comment this before I saw you beat me to it lol

So nowadays, a man must choose between peeing his pants or being registered as a sex offender. We truly live in a society.

@mateusssssss567

4 жыл бұрын

This is absurd, is it a thing in the entire USA?

@lilroofkorean2579

4 жыл бұрын

@@mateusssssss567 Pretty much, unless you live in literal fucking no where.

@imagination43

4 жыл бұрын

Land of the Free indeed lmao

@MatrixEvolution17

4 жыл бұрын

bro i like your profile pic

@pazu_513

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah no way is that real

Legend says The Hot Dog Man is still out there destroying gas station bathrooms and traumatizing unsuspecting cashiers. The next time you see an "Out of Order" sign on a gas station bathroom, beware - The Hot Dog Man is near.

@banhmyden4994

9 ай бұрын

The modern Loathsome Dungeater

Charlie is one of the only youtubers that can make me laugh till I almost cry. I was washing dishes and just cracking up at the hotdog man part lol

Therapist: the hotdog-man isn't real, he can't hurt you. Me: smells shit* he's getting closer

@orxanmamedov2671

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@rud3dud38

4 жыл бұрын

@@orxanmamedov2671 agreed

@RequiemForABuckeye

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@matty_daddy

4 жыл бұрын

I like to play with my wee wee under the blankets

@rud3dud38

4 жыл бұрын

@@matty_daddy i love the internet

*"I have not pissed my pants in a very long time"* This should be good

@jamesrwc4738

4 жыл бұрын

You had my curiosity, now you have my attention

@acecen3574

4 жыл бұрын

*5 seconds later* "this was literally 6 days ago"

@chipskylark5500

4 жыл бұрын

@@acecen3574 that could potentially be quite a long time; I guess it really *depends* on your perspective...

@kirabean5441

4 жыл бұрын

Spoilers: it was good.

@somokokamaijo6091

4 жыл бұрын

I looked at this EXACTLY when he said that.

“If peeing is chess I’m the grand master” If that isn’t foreshadowing idk what is

Every once in a while I’ll think of the hot dog man and will return to this video. Charlie’s retelling and the mystery that lays around the hot dog man stays in my mind.

“You gotta buy a hotdog, man”

@GloriousVibe

4 жыл бұрын

OHHHHH

@nzbg1132

4 жыл бұрын

xD

@wireknight

4 жыл бұрын

Huh?

@idiotmcgee4870

4 жыл бұрын

YOOO

@N0Mags

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, no shit. But Charlie said there was no one selling hot dogs around, so that couldn't have been what the guy meant. Were you not listening?

It’s stories like these that remind me Charlie lives in Florida

@MOHAMED-ny8gl

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@silversmoke8398

4 жыл бұрын

It's stories like these that make me miss living in Florida.

@jacobavonda7210

4 жыл бұрын

A lot of stuff happens in Florida

@leolunchbox4543

4 жыл бұрын

Have you ever been in a gas station bathroom? A majority of them are like that.

@silversmoke8398

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacobavonda7210 Florida is the best state. Followed by Oklahoma.

Man, the intensity of this story is equivalent to watching ppl dive and u try to hold your breath as long as they do, the relief of a piss is unmatchable

Cashier: hotdog man. Bathroom. Charlie: yes. 😂😂😂

“It smelled like a hate crime”

Plot twist: charlie is the hotdog man. He just blacks out.

@thatoneguyyouknogal7777

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie probably wishes he could produce such horrors

@sjl057

4 жыл бұрын

or the gas station dude was hallucinating him as a hot dog

@idiotmcgee4870

4 жыл бұрын

Mr robot type shit lmao

@omermarom6592

4 жыл бұрын

Dr jackel and Mr hotdog

@derrenmarcusturner408

3 жыл бұрын

This is the ONLY comment I seen say "Plot Twist" that the commenter actually understands what a fuckin plot twist is.🤝

i would pay good money to see this dude tell stories live

0:16 holy shit already off to a great start

"don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it" t h e h o t d o g m a n

@mold4494

4 жыл бұрын

Bye Bye man

@hotdogman3096

4 жыл бұрын

I'm coming for you.

@Bee-zw9je

3 жыл бұрын

The pee pee poo poo man

@duartevader2101

3 жыл бұрын

The Bi Bi Man.

@thegodofmushrooms7180

3 жыл бұрын

T h e h o t d o g m a n

Love how his hair was drying throughout the video

@immortalhamster1645

3 жыл бұрын

It do be like that sometimes

@watermelon8487

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@TopTenEntertainment01

3 жыл бұрын

@@immortalhamster1645 but only sometimes

@immortalhamster1645

3 жыл бұрын

@@TopTenEntertainment01 agreed

@brennankaplan8225

3 жыл бұрын

@Sharky ok

Bro I am 51 I have tears in my eyes from your commentary! You are a legend!

He’s the funniest person I know

I love the newest addition to the pantheon of Florida cryptids: the Hot Dog Man

@hotdogman3096

4 жыл бұрын

I do, too.

@0Yvonne0

3 жыл бұрын

@@hotdogman3096 lol the hot dog man is here

@Dylan_0130

3 жыл бұрын

bro i live in florida and some gas stations are the cleanest things on earth while others are hell on earth

@elnico5623

3 жыл бұрын

@@hotdogman3096 ITS YOU

@abook2141

3 жыл бұрын

jason todd is that u

"you have to buy a hotdog, man" Charlie: WHO IS THE HOTDOG MAN

@no-kj8dr

4 жыл бұрын

dude did you watch the same video as me? this is mad bro xD anyways toodle doo thanks for sharing

@ridge4649

4 жыл бұрын

@@no-kj8dr i think the joke went over your head bud

@yxcvbnmyxcvbnm9353

4 жыл бұрын

@@no-kj8dr toodle doo? Who even are you?

@theguy7837

4 жыл бұрын

yxcvbnm yxcvbnm Joe mama

@Ocer.

4 жыл бұрын

@@no-kj8dr wtf??

I love how candid this dude is.

Nothing but respect for this man

He is starting to look like a RuneScape character with his hair

@The1of1000

4 жыл бұрын

Rush “doot doot, doo doo do dooooot”

@ILikeFryz

4 жыл бұрын

you can trust me with your adamant

@residentflamingo115

4 жыл бұрын

Give pass for free gold

@meganaxeliar

4 жыл бұрын

I see runescape, I click liek

@Len9

4 жыл бұрын

Yeahwtf. Why isnt he addressing his hair?

Charlie is the Teacher I wish I had back then when I had to learn all those Lessons of behavior and society myself. His Videos should be played on kids tv so they will learn and make this world to a better place.

This is the most important lesson a KZread video has ever taught me.

@ruesylvester

3 жыл бұрын

isn't this something you'd already know? lmao

PLOT TWIST: The stinky smell of the bathroom was actually the smell of the corpse of that man lying on the floor

@solaire7989

4 жыл бұрын

It was because of the hot dog man

@killme2675

3 жыл бұрын

That is a horrible plot twist

@xspranp7649

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@picketingsage8129

3 жыл бұрын

BIGGER PLOT TWIST: The hotdog man bursts in and kills charlie

@____henry

3 жыл бұрын

this stupid 3rd grader horror plot actually gets a thousand likes? tnx boiz, wtf lololol

“It smelled like a hate crime” I don’t know why but that line really got me

@userPrehistoricman

4 жыл бұрын

worst smell 2019

@femcelgirlfren

4 жыл бұрын

i must like the smell then

@user-gk7rn1qz6c

4 жыл бұрын

lmao I was about to comment that

This is the wisest piece of advice anyone could ever give

this man's storytelling abilities are unmatched

"Learn from my mistake" Lemme guess, you shot a man in The Continental

@dboot8886

4 жыл бұрын

Vito C What... have you done?

@captainsenpai

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@gabrieldiaz5274

4 жыл бұрын

He was warned why didn’t he listen

@Atrixs

4 жыл бұрын

DBoot 888 “Finished It..”

@najaallen883

4 жыл бұрын

IM GONE 😂😂😂💀💀

He was trying to say "Buy a hot dog, man." I've had that happen before. They require you to make a purchase sometimes, and a hot dog is the quickest thing you can buy because usually you don't even have to pick it up, you can just pay for it and go to the bathroom. I know it sounds like it doesn't like it's true but that's it, man. They don't have to ring you up or scan anything. They have a button for "Hot Dog" they press and you get charged.

@ElFreakinCid

4 жыл бұрын

But Charlie also pointed out, there were no hot dogs being sold anywhere nearby.

@LuvTonique

4 жыл бұрын

@@ElFreakinCid I noticed that, yeah, maybe I'm wrong. I also noticed that I wrote "I know it sounds like it doesn't like it's true but that's it, man." and I'm like "Was I fucking high when I typed that?"

@lachlanfielding3502

4 жыл бұрын

Lil Miss Jay is that a picture of ps1 hagrid next to your name

@LuvTonique

4 жыл бұрын

@@lachlanfielding3502 I don't know honestly

@anttijuskland1358

4 жыл бұрын

@@lachlanfielding3502 That's Beef Testosterone next to her name.

Watching this in 2022. actually watching all of charlies "embarrassing stories" and it all makes sense. Dudes super ocd (hes said that he was when he was younger). Its just not as bad now lol. Ive had friends with ocd. And they act super odd with seemingly simple things. Like charlie might seem odd for saying he wont pee by a tree somewhere like some of us would. But people with ocd genuinely have a reason. To them its completely justified and they wont go against it at all. Charlie saying "i felt really bad for having to go out of the way for me" made me kind of smile just because.. he cant help how he feels. and i know why i love him. hes just a chad energy guy who has an like an awkward backstory and i genuinely love listening to him lol. Im so happy to see how far he has come with his ocd since hes came online.

8:15 you know that means that someone made a genocide attempt and someone had to clean it, with the hazardous fumes throghtout the whole process and got it to look like a godamn mirror. i feel horrible for that pure soul...

"If urinating is considered a game of chess, then I'm the goddamn grandmaster" Past Charlie had no idea...

@MyNipplesArePointy

3 жыл бұрын

It took me a while to realise he was only talking hypothetically/metaphorically at the time

@Candy-md1uk

3 жыл бұрын

What... what do you mean

@ramujaku

3 жыл бұрын

What does this mean

@TheeMonkeMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@ramujaku search moistcritial vs xqc chess

Barber: "So whatchu thinkin about this time?" Charlie: "Ah, just an old swirlie will do."

@MrAlwaysRight

4 жыл бұрын

Barber: "A swirlie? First, its swirly. Second, why the fuck would I do that? That is dumb as fuck. You know we have hair washing sinks right? We use shampoo, conditioner, and everything, they're comfortable, too. Usually included in the haircut." Charlie: "Oh shit. Yeah, you're right. A swirly is fucking stupid. Why didnt I think of just getting my hair washed like a normal person?" Barber: "You know if you're going for a wet hair look....you could just take a shower. Who the fuck comes to a barber, NOT wanting a haircut, and asks for a swirly?" Charlie: "Oh my God, you're right again. What am I thinking? It's almost like I'm being falsely represented and simultaneously controlled by some entity that's a complete fucking moron. I'm gonna go home now."

@nathanialf9427

4 жыл бұрын

Zippitty22 ok

@Stickmanlolz

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrAlwaysRight ok

@johny__hazmat8133

4 жыл бұрын

Zippitty22 who hurt you

@countdankula6740

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrAlwaysRight ok

One of the best stories I’ve heard in a long time LMFAOOO

When I first found your channel I was astounded that you haven’t ten million subs. Now I totally get it. Videos are pure gold

"This is a very recent story" "I have not pissed my pants in a very long time" which is it, Charles?

@wesleyf2446

4 жыл бұрын

rero-rero-rero-rero-rero-rero-rero-rero-rero

@pzzamozzarelaoof7823

4 жыл бұрын

Kingo_Clubs kakyoin

@matty_daddy

4 жыл бұрын

I like to play with my wee wee under the blankets

@thereisnofinishline5773

4 жыл бұрын

_matt_ I don’t know how to reply to this

@DeadDamsel

4 жыл бұрын

He was wearing shorts.

Charlie looks like he's been mopping up flood water with his hair

@minecraftmaster490

4 жыл бұрын

Mopping up piss

man god bless this man

i'm so honored to see that this piece of art came out on my birthday

This is the most Florida story I've ever heard

@jakobwaack4148

4 жыл бұрын

What kind of gas station has the bathroom on the outside?

@herpydepth1204

4 жыл бұрын

@Jakob Waack as a Floridian who just moved to Iowa, seeing your profile picture felt like worlds colliding

@HyperfixatationInc

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakobwaack4148 theres a bunch in rural Wisconsin. Any that aren't big chains or are in buildings that are older than 10yo. Then again Wisconsin is the Florida of the northern US

@ninjaslash52_98

4 жыл бұрын

Jakob Waack a lot of them actually

@MOHAMED-ny8gl

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up

You can tell he was thinking about this story while showering and got out and started recording right away.

i always go back to this video i stg it’s one of his funniest

Watching one year later, and I gotta say he looks and probably feels so much better now.

this is the most florida sounding story I've ever heard

@indep_

3 жыл бұрын

i love your pfp!

“I haven’t peed myself in a long time” *Gets popcorn and sits crisscross applesauce on the floor*

@dravenoats2186

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, same. This is gonna be good.

@Viletuff

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@vanillainfusion

4 жыл бұрын

TIL they changed indian style to criss cross applesauce

@1800mexicano

4 жыл бұрын

We always called it.... eh, cross-legged

@Algaemancer

4 жыл бұрын

*Criss cross applesauce hands in the bowl*

I consider it a divine blessing that my birthday can now be marked by such an event

Imagine a fantasy novel written by Charlie 🥵 It would be freakin amazing! ✨️

"It smelt like a f***ing hate crime" -Penguinz0, 2019

@xilogex7403

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking

@colorbar.s

4 жыл бұрын

fucking. just say fucking

@frij539

4 жыл бұрын

okay family friendly fred

@p6re

4 жыл бұрын

@@xilogex7403 fricking

@xilogex7403

4 жыл бұрын

@@p6re Flipping

" I really pressure wash my toilet " Words of a god.

@jackoffjason4127

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't know xqc was Jahseh

@yveltalsea

4 жыл бұрын

69 Touched me they are one and the same

@gettinmoney1203

4 жыл бұрын

69 Touched me man of culture

@jackoffjason4127

4 жыл бұрын

@@gettinmoney1203 of course who doesn't watch that pepega

@chumincoomim

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackoffjason4127 A felix viewer i see oh my eyes are blessed arent they, you buaetiful fucks

The lore packed in this video is magnificent

I love how I get this in my recommended literally DAYS AFTER I DID THE EXACT SAME THING!!

Charlie: *pisses next to a building *behind him chris hansen sits in a chair and says: "please sit down"

@MasterKcoop

4 жыл бұрын

“Why don’t you take a seat for me” *loses free will as muscles move independently towards the nearest chair*

@jahmair862

4 жыл бұрын

It Wasn't Funny The First Time "can I put my pee pee away first?"

@randomrick463

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Hansen: We had hidden cameras set around the area, and as Charlie walked around he started to release his bodily fluids on to the side of the building. Little did he know I was waiting for him. * Chris Hansen walks behind Charlie* Big night planned? Charlie: * muscles tense up, his face shrinks in as he stands there frozen in fear. He can feel what was once just a simple piss turn into shit filling his britches and thinks... Hot dog man?*

@alexhelldog9153

4 жыл бұрын

My fav erotic story

@TheMegaEatery

4 жыл бұрын

Id love for him to interview chris hansen. What if Charlie is the one that says "please, sit down."

Hotdog man. *Top 10 mysterious anime villains*

3:25 lmfao 🤣

When I was a kid I heard the story of how Tycho Brahe DIED because he held his pee so long because it was rude to excuse yourself from the king's table before the king. He knew this. And still kept drinking wine till he got in trouble and his bladder exploded... sad end to a great man.. You taught me a lot Tycho Brahe. Thank you.

Florida man explains how he prevented himself from getting on the sex offender list

Charlie: *outright says no hotdogs were for sale anywhere within view* Half the comments: "He was telling you to buy a hot dog, man!"

@jackiemoon6953

4 жыл бұрын

ElFreakinCid he said they weren’t out side didn’t look in at what they were selling

@ElFreakinCid

4 жыл бұрын

4:22 - "I GO IN THERE"

@universe_cat3149

4 жыл бұрын

It's a phrase for "you gotta buy something first." Also I'm not trusting a Charlie that's about to piss his fucking pants on the accuracy of his retelling. He might have just not seen the hotdog machine

@ElFreakinCid

4 жыл бұрын

Kinda hard to miss something that's very big and kept in plain view. Even if you're trying not to piss yourself.

@universe_cat3149

4 жыл бұрын

@@ElFreakinCid maybe it was somewhere in the back and charlie never responded with yes so he never got it. I still don't trust his retelling and there's places it could have been that he might have not seen

What a journey, such a detailed story I love it

the hotdog mans spirit is still haunting gas stations to this very day

"It smelt like a hate crime" Charlie, 2019

@eyyy2271

4 жыл бұрын

That's when you know it's bad

Dude I laughed so hard at 3am while trying to be quiet that my girlfriend thought I was crying and woke up fully to comfort me because she thought I was having some existential crisis from my silent laughter convulsions 😂 thank you so much for this

@MyNipplesArePointy

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually so wholesome though

@minmayloe00

3 жыл бұрын

@@MyNipplesArePointy I like your username.

@dreww304

3 жыл бұрын

@@minmayloe00 very nice of you to say, Mr. Chad Monke

@thedude_-_

3 жыл бұрын

As a guy watching this at 1:30 am next to his girlfriend I find this wholesome af

@MEOWMIX3DS

2 жыл бұрын

wholesome 🤲

Charlie: *smells bathroom* Charlie: its enough to make a grown man cry

“Pee when you feel like you have to, even a little bit” -Charlie 2019

All I learned is Charlie’s parents never took him on a road trip because he should have learned that lesson when he was 10.

@quinqaa3242

4 жыл бұрын

chip skylark 🤤

@noddwyd

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, the old "speak now, or forever hold your pee" lesson.

@THECREATOR49Steam

4 жыл бұрын

@@chipskylark5500 FBI open up

@chipskylark5500

4 жыл бұрын

@@THECREATOR49Steam oh cmon the boy MUST be of age *SOMEWHERE* at this point, kids been in the media for a decade

@THECREATOR49Steam

4 жыл бұрын

@@chipskylark5500 October 2 2002 according to Wikipedia, you win this time fujo

"I havent pissed myself for a while"- "It was October 2019"

9:05 i thought he was gonna say "and i forgot to pull down my boxers"

Im realizing how much im like this guy and its wonderful

that guy was probs saying 'unlocked man' in like the most zonked out voice ever

@meaks1867

4 жыл бұрын

No listen to me the hotdog man is real

@officialgaming9203

4 жыл бұрын

no, the hotdog man is a menace, don't question it.

@hunterfogleman7443

4 жыл бұрын

I probably wouldn’t believe someone who’s that drugged out even if he was right.

he thought he was the coolest anime character with his hair wet like that

@MOHAMED-ny8gl

4 жыл бұрын

Are you my mother

@Stormtrooper-xp4yt

4 жыл бұрын

im looking for daddies

@CrystalRose1111

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf are these replies

@chipskylark5500

4 жыл бұрын

@@CrystalRose1111 wtf is your reply? Daddy hunting or gtfo

@MrAlwaysRight

4 жыл бұрын

Which anime does this that Charlie can relate to?

Charlie always has me in tears 😂

thank god these are getting recommended during quarantine

There was no hotdog man, the guy said "you need to get a hotdog, man" he was trying to tell you that you had to buy something to use the toilet

@equil2337

4 жыл бұрын

The story of a psychotic hotdog man is more entertaining though

@5Pop0

4 жыл бұрын

He talked about not seeing any hot dogs anywhere

@JediMasterBaiter

4 жыл бұрын

He wanted to see your hot dog... man.

@vsaucenou323

4 жыл бұрын

Jedi Master Baiter woaaaaaaah

@zarez1119

4 жыл бұрын

@@5Pop0 no hotdog outside he do not know if there were hotdogs inside

this was like a whole arc in an anime

@lovely6196

4 жыл бұрын

It'ss the first arc of part 9 of JoJo's

Plot twist: Hot Dog man is actually EDP 445

@tjlaweej

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@snailplshavemykids

3 жыл бұрын

This didnt age well

“No doubt the work of the hotdog man” 😂 should definitely trademark that

This story sounds like something out of a "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" movie.

@elwero559

4 жыл бұрын

PastNormal_Games maybe Charlie is the wimpy kid incarnation

@elwero559

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie I’ve had embarrassing moments as well but dude compared you actually make me feel like an OG idk if you gain some sick pleasure out of making yourself look bad

@pastnormal4643

4 жыл бұрын

@Kevin Koeppen Fair

@pastnormal4643

4 жыл бұрын

@Real Donald Trump Its the Toddamned aliens bro

Bro this honestly could be a standup bit. You seriously need to consider this career path. I would pay good money to see your performance

@kylescott1221

4 жыл бұрын

jasper426 no shit

@xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422

4 жыл бұрын

@jasper426 since when he say his income was youtube

@xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422

4 жыл бұрын

@jasper426 then you're basically saying only recently? That doesn't make sense. He said he makes money from his twitch streams and has never made and never will make money from youtube.

@xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422

4 жыл бұрын

@jasper426 You didn't even properly argue against my first point. And you didn't even read and address my second point, which is why you were able to write your second sentence.

@xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422

4 жыл бұрын

@jasper426 I'm impressed genuinely. Not in a good way.

Charlie is a fucking legend, he tells everything he has ever been through, even embaressing shit lmao

What a legend this man is, almost pissing himself on my birthday.

Maybe the guy was trying to say “You have to buy a hot dog, man.” Some gas stations lock the bathroom behind a pay wall.

@donlad

4 жыл бұрын

DLC if you will

@chipskylark5500

4 жыл бұрын

🤤 a'hdoihhhhh you think so, George???

@Miller_Time

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo thats exactly what i thought. He wanted you to buy somthing but he was on xans so it came out as word vomit

@thejinxlet525

4 жыл бұрын

5:49 if you watched the video he stated that there was in fact no hot dog men to be found

@Anonymous-js5oj

4 жыл бұрын

@@thejinxlet525 gas stations sell hotdogs

"It smelled like a hate crime" I don't think I've ever laughed that hard ever. Also, nothing compares to how disgusting a /communal/ out house is.

@MrAlwaysRight

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, 2 outhouses. Even more disgusting? 3 outhouses.

@sonyblank1487

4 жыл бұрын

Do you think there's private outhouses or something?

@tobineptune5804

4 жыл бұрын

@@sonyblank1487 normally they are yes

@darkomihajlovski3135

4 жыл бұрын

@@sonyblank1487 ya they are but you have to pay for them

@k4miko921

4 жыл бұрын

he uses "Hate crime" as a descriptor quite often

Thank you for this wisdom

As some one who gets very hyper focused on activities and tends to hold it in for way to long (not on purpose mind you) this video has reminded me to go tinkle, thank you Charlie

The way charlie tells his stories, which are insane, is the best shit I've ever heard. Butter to my ears. Comedic Genius.