When Charlie is on his death bed speaking to his grandkids, his final words will probably be, "and that's about it, see ya".

@kairo3201

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a threat

@erichkinney8718

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, the god Charlie will outlive his grandkids. In fact, the holy god king analyzer Charlie will outlive the heat death of our universe.

@FinesserX_Triniidadii

4 жыл бұрын

Erich Kinney Underated comment

@caspergv1017

4 жыл бұрын

@@erichkinney8718 mans gonna say that's about it see ya as the sun explodes

@giannigiovful

4 жыл бұрын

In his hands, a note: "This is the greatest life of All Time"

this is like a grandpa telling his world war stories to his grandkids

@psilopsychic

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@h.j.t7021

4 жыл бұрын

A german attacked me!!!! Well he landed on my head

@SomeNoobHydra

4 жыл бұрын

more like jesus

@austindial6613

4 жыл бұрын

War.. war never changes

@fobo3361

4 жыл бұрын

Lets be real this is how we're gonna explain this pandemic to our grandkids if we survive

This video is literally a just a guy talking about his trip to Walmart, and I watched the entire thing to the end before I realized that. Very entertaining

@Loner-Wolf

4 жыл бұрын

What I find amazing is that he can talk continuously with stopping to take a moment's break....amazing

@alexcarter8807

4 жыл бұрын

Walmart is always scary

@youdler1

4 жыл бұрын

God level entertainment, my dad tries telling me about his stories to Walmart and I fall asleep

@stephenmac23

3 жыл бұрын

Great observation Elena. Welcome to youtube

@SweetzTheOne

3 жыл бұрын

Harjinder Saini and he can still crack amazing jokes and one liners in the process

Charlie is both the most intimidating and most easily intimidated man.

@CatalystEXE

4 жыл бұрын

like dale gribble

@silentproduction5669

4 жыл бұрын

the cockroach video.

@ary2766

4 жыл бұрын

the duality of man

@kanggvng

4 жыл бұрын

tb

@metro04

4 жыл бұрын

ary lmaooo

Charlie manages to look homeless while rarely leaving his home

@fryricelover3358

4 жыл бұрын

Spencer Evans the juxtaposition

@mike85359

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@skeletorloll

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@terriblegoatman826

4 жыл бұрын

Its impressive really

@barraskewda333

4 жыл бұрын

you mean caveman charlie, right

"Left my house to go to Walmart" Charlie you can't just start a game out of the box on Veteran difficulty and expect it to be ponies and fleshlights

@JackieLombardi

4 жыл бұрын

Ponies and fleshlights? o: great combo

@julianfriske151

4 жыл бұрын

Well said, truly are a master of the words like Shakespeare 🧐🧐

@MarkD32

4 жыл бұрын

He also lives in Florida so it's even worse

@GamingPandaCat

4 жыл бұрын

I also live in florida, I can relate, I went for some yummy eats refills and was all like yeah this sucks like 3 months ago.

@dreadfulman5191

4 жыл бұрын

@@julianfriske151 Thank you kind sir. I too am proud of my superior wit and exceptional sense of humour

I'm surprised the wasp didn't carry him off back to its nest.

@oldduster9599

4 жыл бұрын

Spoilers

@eemeli7093

4 жыл бұрын

Then they suck his blood out and make red beeswax

@hunterofdarkness8329

4 жыл бұрын

@@eemeli7093 So that's what he mean by "I went outside and it sucked"

@eemeli7093

4 жыл бұрын

@@hunterofdarkness8329 yeah

@dunkingtruth

3 жыл бұрын

HSJDJSJSJSJS

"A swarm of wasps attacked me" "Well actually it was just one" "The wasp attacked me" "Well actually the wasp just landed on my head" Charlie all you're doing is making him look cool in front of his wasp buddies.

@BoopernautApAdams

3 жыл бұрын

Which means the wasp asked him to do so

@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991

3 жыл бұрын

“Guys I shit you not I scared Jesus today. No biggie, just made him cry.”

@essitchi5978

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 LMFAO

@montaga3194

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 LOL

@Broccolie

2 жыл бұрын

“A swarm of wasps crawled into my anal cavity” “Actually just one wasp just landed on my ass cheek”

"The sun and I are no longer enemies" A powerful quote

@SeductiveSushi

4 жыл бұрын

Not a Weeaboo damn ok

@phillipnguyen8138

4 жыл бұрын

🥶 thudn3cross slitptlit attack

@Swagster87

4 жыл бұрын

Praise the sun

@ampassapera

4 жыл бұрын

The perfect life form

@tyrantstomper

4 жыл бұрын

Friendship ended with DARKNESS, now SUN is my best friend

Jesus leaving his tomb after 3 days be like:

@akoul5349

4 жыл бұрын

Dead 😂😂😂

@iDoqz

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@justinzonne

4 жыл бұрын

i wanna like but 666 with jesus is funny

@yahairaacosta4929

4 жыл бұрын

He is Jesus

@NorthPrimus

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus ventures to Walmart on the fourth day. This is canon

I am honestly impressed. He took a 30 second story amd made it almost 10 minutes long.

@bakatoaster6000-yt

3 жыл бұрын

8 minutes and 16 seconds

@flyhard3388

3 жыл бұрын

@@bakatoaster6000-yt By using an hour glass I have determined the video is eight minutes sixteen seconds and one half second long.

@bakatoaster6000-yt

3 жыл бұрын

@@flyhard3388 ???? Wow

@StrawbrryVampire

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly Charlie is the only KZreadr I wish made longer videos because he is just so funny I could listen to him all day

@bakatoaster6000-yt

3 жыл бұрын

@@StrawbrryVampire same he makes such interesting videos and I wish they were longer

can't believe a single wasp was brave enough to attack Jesus himself

@dogfacezombie

4 жыл бұрын

The wasp was a killer bee controlled by Satan himself

@Lil-Stupid-

4 жыл бұрын

@@dogfacezombie nah i wouldn't kill Charlie Also I'm The Devil

@theanimalcrossingmillipede2592

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@chaocobojun2098

4 жыл бұрын

Wowowow who is the pink girlie in your profile picture? :0 She’s a cutie bootie! :3

@alphaqwell2027

3 жыл бұрын

@@chaocobojun2098 sImP

Fyi: He went to the kids department for white T-shirts

@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@hoppybird6_

4 жыл бұрын

Peter Griffin HOLY SHIT ITS PETER GRIFFIN!!!!!!!! OMG!!!

@hraom

4 жыл бұрын

@Tyler Johnson WDMY? Its Petre grifan

@moody323

4 жыл бұрын

@Tyler Johnson it's peter griffin

@dahelliwill6699

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Peter.

Can't wait for the movie based off this story.

@iiifreddydiii2578

4 жыл бұрын

Bet it’d score great on the moist meter

@josephrichard7312

4 жыл бұрын

still would be better than half the shit they release these days

@toothlesstoe

4 жыл бұрын

Directed by Michael Bay.

@owennovak4832

4 жыл бұрын

or music video 'outside guy'

@therandomshow1265

4 жыл бұрын

Weow

I don't believe it, I know I recognised this man. I couldn't put my finger on it but I finally figured it out. Everything has been revealed. I knew he was the one. Once I saw his hands I knew it was him. This man was in the Hunger games. Brilliant performance, hands down one of the most underrated actors.

@plant3bananas297

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@bakatoaster6000-yt

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@jockydocky3970

3 жыл бұрын

I can't believe it's true! I didn't know he has a KZread channel. He looks more holy than in the movie. He looks like Jesus and Keanu Reeves have a baby and the baby is the most holy prophet. The chosen one from birth to save mankind from a disaster than is unprevail! The prophecy is true!

@feef1699

3 жыл бұрын

“hands” down get it ahahah

@jefferu2577

3 жыл бұрын

hell yeah baby

"I'm a wasp, and I like to hurt people." "That's it?" "Yup. That's it. I don't clean nothing, I don't make honey, I don't spread too much pollen really. I just think it's fun to hurt people." "I mean I'm sure most of the time it's just self defense, right?" "Nope, and they don't even really have to be bothering me. I just want to do it. I will go out of my way to do it. If I see somebody, ima hurt them."

@beverageman4827

4 жыл бұрын

W T F, I just watched that 3 mins ago

@funkyegg7270

4 жыл бұрын

wasps do pollinate dont disrespect them

@cameronleonard2451

4 жыл бұрын

@@funkyegg7270 a wasp will only pollinate a flower if it's 3 months late on rent and the Bumblebee is threatening to evict it's ass

@angryclouds4929

4 жыл бұрын

Caleb

@RobertHalvarsson

4 жыл бұрын

@@cameronleonard2451😅👏

2020 in a nutshell: "I went outside and it sucked."

@dinguskhan46329

4 жыл бұрын

Your pfp matches me

@a4dio580

4 жыл бұрын

sounds like and average day, even before the virus

@ZeroRelevance

4 жыл бұрын

*Life in a nutshell

@Cod4Wii

4 жыл бұрын

2020 sucks

@ramsy4205

4 жыл бұрын

Look at minnesota

I wouldn’t want to step outside my house either if Florida was beyond my front door.

@cantstandya9749

4 жыл бұрын

*Flash thompson intensifies*

@Tony32

4 жыл бұрын

I'd be afraid of having a close encounter with that Florida man I keep hearing about on the news.

@crunchy1547

4 жыл бұрын

Greenlime your gym was open?

@petsandthingsilike

4 жыл бұрын

@@crunchy1547 im in bc and our gyms are opening soon too (on the first). i could see floridas gyms being open haha :p

@nichola2666

4 жыл бұрын

Technically Florida is beyond your front door anywhere and that’s why I don’t leave my house at all.

Remember that episode of Spongebob where he was too afraid to go outside and when he finally did he was attacked by a piece of paper? that's how i imagine Charlie being "swarmed" by the wasp

@nighttaco10blooperton8

3 жыл бұрын

I was the 123rd like lmao

@giancarlo418

3 жыл бұрын

Ye lol

So your telling me in a Walmart parking lot somewhere in Florida is a mask with Charlie’s DNA?

@ericcartman9594

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody is telling nothing to you

@lasershark1903

3 жыл бұрын

I’m looking for it currently

@connormac4401

3 жыл бұрын

quick find a Walmart in Tampa

@bakatoaster6000-yt

3 жыл бұрын

No one wants to go to Florida rn so it's free for the taking

@TokenTheGreat13

3 жыл бұрын

Lick every used mask in every Walmart parking lot until you taste Charlie

Charlie was only scared of the wasp because he's so small it could've picked him up and flown off with him.

@popsicIes

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Six-Point-Five-Inch Weiner's Aerial Adventure: The Sealed Wasp

@amh9324

3 жыл бұрын

No he's 6'8😂🙃

@lee2791

3 жыл бұрын

a beautiful comment

@erikakerboom2101

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t disrespect my mans

@weebdgreat7751

3 жыл бұрын

No, i don't think wasp can do that.

Charlie: The Noble Expedition to Walmart

@awakenb8619

4 жыл бұрын

I can write that book

@Rosales3269

4 жыл бұрын

I’d read that book.

@apoorvshreeharsh4337

4 жыл бұрын

200th like

@ethan5325

4 жыл бұрын

I’d happily do a book report on that

@michaelholt9243

4 жыл бұрын

There and back again An introverts' tale

Poor homeless guy illusioned thinking he never leaves his "home"

“I wanted to avoid my own species” 😂😂

It’s insane how some people’s lives have changed so much yet mine is the exact same I’ve been going to work everyday during this shit

@scythegrill4673

4 жыл бұрын

hope you are safe out there man

@cameron2900x

4 жыл бұрын

Fr the only difference for me is some stores are closed

@Farmstock24v

4 жыл бұрын

And being on 2nd shift all the fucking stores are closed.

@b1ackm3ssiah

4 жыл бұрын

Living in BC where it is basically gone... its kind of insane watching the rest of the world goto shit while out lives remain basically unchanged. But really, it wouldn't be as bad if people weren't so damned dirty...

@wezletbullock7424

4 жыл бұрын

Lol same bro

crazy how charlie makes such a simple story so entertaining

@ih3lixz

4 жыл бұрын

elena imagine the stories he’d tell his kids

@mgth7812

4 жыл бұрын

Narration skills baby

@TalesofTuram

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@krn2487

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah 😍

@nukaplasma3570

4 жыл бұрын

there like really good stand up comedy sets

Forever calling my home ‘my sacred dojo of grease’ from now on

Charlie’s vocabulary is so wide, that he can make a short story, into a large one without repeating a single word.

@raptorjesus2516

2 жыл бұрын

He kept saying i

@Thomas_Winters

2 жыл бұрын

Cancel him

Charlie finally works up the courage to leave his house and a wasp bullies him back inside

@azariah_kyras

4 жыл бұрын

I hate it when that happens

@brandonveltri2825

4 жыл бұрын

At least it wasn't one of those Asian giant hornets

@dausthrowaway4349

4 жыл бұрын

relatabl

@charliebarley24

4 жыл бұрын

Was reading the comments before getting to this part of the video, thought you meant wasp as in a White Anglo Saxon Protestant.

@hellafrosty6663

4 жыл бұрын

At least it wasn't a cockroach

I'm impressed that Charlie managed to survive his ordeal with potential diseases and killer wasps because I thought he'd just slip on a discarded Yu-Gi-Oh card in his driveway and knock himself out before even entering his car

@AnimeDreamer141

4 жыл бұрын

can you drive with a booster seat?

@prestonsauls4494

4 жыл бұрын

Only the lightning McQueen booster seat any other is illegal

@sixstix965

4 жыл бұрын

He can just fist fight the virus

@Linosek279

4 жыл бұрын

Was it a pot of greed?

@ahmadshahaziz7140

4 жыл бұрын

5

“I thought it would look like a ghost town” you shoulda went into town in late March and early april

@bravo795mp

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly!! Lmao I was doing nj to NYC in 30 mins and highway patrol posted every 10 miles just sitting; didn’t give a shit I was doing 90-100 on a empty highway lmao.. will forever miss those day’s.

@outis439-A

4 жыл бұрын

@bravo795mp Awesome..

@TJRockPL

4 жыл бұрын

bravo795mp my friends and I would drive around at like 12 and I remember one night I literally didn’t see anymore than ONE car

@bravo795mp

4 жыл бұрын

hornswoggle lover39 you obviously don’t sit in rush hour traffic from nj/nyc everyday .. yes it was quite “awesome” 🙂

As an essential worker who has yet to miss a day at work since before the lock down I marvel at how freaked out people can get when going outside. What I think about when outside is "When can I take this fucking mask off, because I am tired of my face being sweaty..."

@knightedwolf8512

3 жыл бұрын

As an essential worker as well. I can confirm, we ALL think this at our jobs.

@holdenpierce1959

3 жыл бұрын

same

@RobertMorgan

3 жыл бұрын

For real. I've actually had to work MORE thanks to the lockdowns. I run a water treatment system, and with everyone staying home and panic-cleaning everything demand is up over normal. And the wipes. Oh God the wipes. Nationwide, wastewater treatment plants are dying faster than Covid patients due to the tp shortage and everyone using wipes, destroying every pump everywhere. Just because its flushable does not mean you should flush it!

“I was swarmed” (one wasp), “attacked” (landed on his head), “and I lost my hazmat suit” (mask).

@dagothfargoth5693

4 жыл бұрын

Good old hyperbole.

@jacobthecool3000

4 жыл бұрын

At least he specified what really happened instead of leaving the aggregated story story out there like some do.

@bon4864

4 жыл бұрын

Speech 100

@slicksolo9701

4 жыл бұрын

*_Radiation suit_

@phiwvey

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacobthecool3000 Charlie vs an army of robotically enhanced super wasps

Let’s be real, Charlie never went outside, even before the virus

@tough-guy

4 жыл бұрын

I can see that

@Everythingsleeps

4 жыл бұрын

This dude Adam Driver

@jyrskipyrski

4 жыл бұрын

@@Everythingsleeps Ok?

@silentmethodgaming7048

4 жыл бұрын

people gotta make money, i gotta go to work everyday, only difference is that is compulsory to wear a mask.

@digitalplayer6657

4 жыл бұрын

@@Everythingsleeps man like having a long dark hair along with dark beard doesn't make you look like someone else there's actually a lot more factors affecting person's similarity to one another that you might not think of

This video sounds like me trying to extend my essay from: I went to walmart

Charlie, no one would question you being in the child's section at walmart

@falsetone5983

3 жыл бұрын

Lmo

@super6070

3 жыл бұрын

Lmo

@abrolytardwithinternetacce8464

3 жыл бұрын

Lmo

@siddhantrahulpatil

2 жыл бұрын

Lmo

@totsuka2213

2 жыл бұрын

Lmo

Moral of the story: Karens and Wasps are deadlier than any disease.

@VeneficaDelirium

4 жыл бұрын

One type of wasp is way more pleasant than the other...

@JonsMovies104

4 жыл бұрын

Karens and wasps are the true pathway to the dark side

@TommyWeber

4 жыл бұрын

Sonisis Speedpaints kzread.info/dash/bejne/n6Cgl8VyXazLgqQ.html

@zan-7282

4 жыл бұрын

Xiao Xiao tf

@walter3534

4 жыл бұрын

Karen yes wasp mmmh no because it's nature which is better than humen but again the Karen is worse than disease

I feel like this is a story that my 14 year old niece would tell me.

@Archonsx

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Fredy_The_Yeti

4 жыл бұрын

The story of the first time they went to the store by themselves

@megaloserface

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe Charlie is your 14 year old niece

@kalibrungamasala1720

4 жыл бұрын

Your 14 year old niece is probably taller than charlie

@chasemorris2621

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

"The sun and I are no longer enemies." -Charles White Jr. That is one hell of a quote

"Ah, you wore a mask to protect from the new threats? But my boy, the old threats still exist. Attack him, my yellow and black assassin of the sky."

When he said swarmed, I was expecting him to say by a crowd of people who wanted an autograph from who they could only assume was Jesus reincarnated.

@professionalprocrastinator4397

4 жыл бұрын

Damn you got me good with this one,got me dying of laughter

@thezumblejack

4 жыл бұрын

I was expecting them to break his knees and take his toilet paper

@dunce0o0vods45

4 жыл бұрын

But he is jesus lol

@michealjackson8716

4 жыл бұрын

Robbie DeMars wtf

@sammysalmon6923

4 жыл бұрын

He looks less like Jesus and more like a shorter version of Keanu Reeves

Don't kid us, you went to the kids department to look for Yu-Gi-Oh paraphernalia

@Fuq2

4 жыл бұрын

My friend found tens of thousands of dollars worth of Yu-Gi-Oh cards from the 90's in his closet like 2 weeks ago lol

@frank144p4

4 жыл бұрын

David Shaughnessy That’s pretty epic, I opened my closet and found a mold monster angered that I brought light into its lair.

@dusty_wings

4 жыл бұрын

All i found was my collection of dragon dildos and some weirdos in the back where the coats used to be... Nothing new i guess :3

@bohanli9459

4 жыл бұрын

Anonymous Clank did you smell it?

@manictiger

4 жыл бұрын

@@bohanli9459 Psh, he probably made a ball gag out of it, the sicko.

Nothing sounds more brave than going to a Walmart in Florida during a deadly pandemic Edit: how and why did this start an argument about corona conspiracies

@standardizedinternetcompat3653

3 жыл бұрын

If it’s deadly how come my 90 year old grandpa got it and didn’t die? 🤔🤔🤔

@lelduck6388

3 жыл бұрын

Not everyone that gets it will die, but a lot of people do, are you sure he didn’t get any lasting damage? People do die from this, just because you personally aren’t seeing it in every single case doesn’t mean it’s not happening.

@standardizedinternetcompat3653

3 жыл бұрын

Lelduck what do you think about rick may?

@lelduck6388

3 жыл бұрын

Pee I think it’s pretty sad, it was a really cool dude and he just up and died from the virus which just sucks.

@standardizedinternetcompat3653

3 жыл бұрын

Lelduck so the heart attack and stroke had nothing to do with his death?

Charlie is probably the only KZreadr I can listen to tell a story about a normal trip to Walmart.

if only u had your Tac Glasses™ on you would've easily identified that enemy wasp before it landed a sneak attack on you

@olditztacocat

4 жыл бұрын

it was a rookie mistake

@quirble

4 жыл бұрын

The colorful american eagle would have defended him from the insurgent wasp, but the tac-glasses weren’t there

@yungamare4750

4 жыл бұрын

I hateee waspss

@shehabsuliman8136

4 жыл бұрын

How did u get the small TM on Glasses

@pontythython1901

4 жыл бұрын

Threat location, Identification, and air to ground missile retaliation. The Holy Trinity.

im not surprised charlie got jumped by a wasp

@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012

4 жыл бұрын

Have you seen the cockroach invasion video

@chase4888

4 жыл бұрын

And then littered his mask on the ground

@soulbiscuit2618

4 жыл бұрын

a WASP

@TechSupportDave

4 жыл бұрын

it must have thought his hair was a suitable place for a nest.

@yahstino

4 жыл бұрын

Wasps are the most terrifying flying insects in existence. Red wasps in particular are pure evil.

Bro imagine trying to go outside in Minneapolis right now

@marsh2202

4 жыл бұрын

lmao yea i hate it here

@jadenmann7001

4 жыл бұрын

It’s spreading to other cities in mn too, shits wild

@LethalMonarch

4 жыл бұрын

Jaden Mann it’s spread to Columbus, Ohio

@LethalMonarch

4 жыл бұрын

Jaden Mann there’s people throwing explosives at police officers in Columbus and breaking shit. We aren’t even really near where the situation happened and people are still freaking out and destroying stuff

@klearkhoswashokani1797

4 жыл бұрын

@@LethalMonarch freaking epic

Charlie looks like a 6’ man in his videos but he is 5’6”.

@heroalireza90

3 жыл бұрын

u have 69 likes should i ruin it?

@picklejuice1987

3 жыл бұрын

@@heroalireza90 thanks

@heroalireza90

3 жыл бұрын

@@picklejuice1987 i swear i didn't like the comment :(

@goldenace8847

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@dickle9604

3 жыл бұрын

6’5”

Charlie: a man who can make a mundane trip to a Walmart sound crazy

@TommyWeber

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing kzread.info/dash/bejne/n6Cgl8VyXazLgqQ.html

@emperorfaiz

4 жыл бұрын

He lives in Florida. Don't expect anything normal there.

@michaelk9279

4 жыл бұрын

He had a fight to the death with a murder hornet. You call that mundane?

@bottledwaterprod

4 жыл бұрын

Walmart during the quarantimes is anything but mundane...

@nothing6036

4 жыл бұрын

Michael K meme hornets

1:23 "the reason I left my house was to go to a Walmart" well I do believe that was your first mistake.

@quickdrainz1998

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah walmarts suck

@ShiftingCloudsYT

4 жыл бұрын

QuickDrainz Montage's *hellmart

@snoopyontheshed

4 жыл бұрын

all my homies hate walmart

@VeneficaDelirium

4 жыл бұрын

Hell on earth.

@oobynooby1

4 жыл бұрын

Man what kinda ghetto-ass place yall living at where walmarts suck?

its concerning that his eyebrows look better than my career

If Charlie ever gets bored of his Jesus haircut, he should go bald and grow his beard out to look like a monk

@jameshardy6374

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I don’t want to see a bold charlie

@falsetone5983

3 жыл бұрын

@@jameshardy6374 bold charlie, hmmmm I'd pay for that

now Charlie knows how Joel felt when the American Hornet attacked him

@daniloalvessantana

4 жыл бұрын

Good times

@creatureman5636

4 жыл бұрын

You fools think it left

@TommyWeber

4 жыл бұрын

Major havok kzread.info/dash/bejne/n6Cgl8VyXazLgqTa.html

@John-X

4 жыл бұрын

Joel...hmm...that reminds me of something...oh yeah, that's it! *JOEL DIES IN TLOU2 BY HAVING A ROID RAGING TRANSSEXUAL NAMED ABBY BASH HIS SKULL IN WITH A GOLF CLUB!*

@dylanbarnhart6311

4 жыл бұрын

Remember joel forever

jeez guys have some sympathy the wasp was almost half his size you would've freaked out too if you were him it's lucky he even made it out alive

@bird_0113

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@_DMNO_

4 жыл бұрын

@@bird_0113 how dare you laugh at his suffering...

@christianthompson7915

4 жыл бұрын

they're not lethal

@christopherwager312

4 жыл бұрын

@@christianthompson7915 they can be

@twoflower860

4 жыл бұрын

Q

"A wasp mugged me today in the Walmart parking lot"

I appreciate your consideration while being out. I know this was 9 months ago but i just started watching your channel and just saw this and i appreciate this.

This was made a 5 month's ago. He just doesn't go out side much.

@amadeuschavez.

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iYuLj7FrqN3QgLg.html

@Linasrecovery

4 жыл бұрын

Minutes*

@ratthrat2568

4 жыл бұрын

No

@ElazarYershovFilms

4 жыл бұрын

CJ no

@Linasrecovery

4 жыл бұрын

Rat Thrat minutes

Imagine going outside to not get Corona but later develop skin cancer from that pesky nuclear star we call the sun.

@Dockhead

4 жыл бұрын

well sun cream is a thing :/

@blank-vj1mc

4 жыл бұрын

All stars use nuclear fusion energy.

@da_nanu329

4 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is Reggie from sega right?

@strikemyvaine

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dockhead *s u n c r e a m*

@bobobsen

4 жыл бұрын

@@blank-vj1mc What's your point?

Im gonna tell my kids this was keanu reeves.

@teodormintov6773

4 жыл бұрын

Wait Charlie is not keanu reeves My life is a lie

@jakubdoe233

3 жыл бұрын

keanu? thought its homeless jesus.

@jimmiekookie3857

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakubdoe233 lol 😂😂

damn bro. I hope you make a fast recovery.Seems like you had real hard time.Keep up the good work

Dude, for real though I keep hearing people say stuff like “this crises will bring out the best in us and society” then I’ll go to the store and there are squadrons of Karen’s cursing at each other and people squabbling about the dumbest shit. Anyway, this virus is just all in all a shit show.

@kendrick7379

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@bagel5056

4 жыл бұрын

Well, crappy situations will either bring the best out of people... or bring out the worst aka all the Karen’s out of their hiding holes. Both happen

@fadyzied2836

4 жыл бұрын

@@bagel5056 Factual

@reaperjack9007

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's just showing the true colors in people just like the time my uncle came out and told the family that He's Nazi supporter.

@djm30wm1x4

4 жыл бұрын

Reaper jack that must have been tough for him, I wish him the best on his superior journey.

Sounds like an average trip to Walmart in Houston.

@chuckleduck4182

4 жыл бұрын

Yes but, we live in Florida. You have no idea what florida walmarts are like. They'll fuck you up bro...

@plumpynumnum7735

4 жыл бұрын

Anywhere in South Texas my dude. Texas is the only state that doesn't believe that there is a virus. Lol

@thiccybliccy7419

4 жыл бұрын

Silky Num Num no you don’t understand Florida Walmart’s are the most fucked up place in America trust me

@duckhugger7692

4 жыл бұрын

@@thiccybliccy7419 Ive been to Florida and I KNOW but Texas is just a whole 'nother universe full of non vaccinated kids, Karen's, and inbreds

@dennisjaime1801

4 жыл бұрын

It's pretty tame here in Austin

This entire video is just Charlie being scared that he contracted the coronavirus

@ssgoko88

3 жыл бұрын

No mention of nick Bolton... No mention of The Wasp... Shit review 0/10

@Thomas_Winters

2 жыл бұрын

There’s no punctuation. Not my style. 4/10

It’s insane how relatable this guys life is to mine

Charlie looks like a protagonist in a really bad post-apocalyptic movie

@woahitsnick4965

4 жыл бұрын

Technically we are in a really bad apocalypse movie

@bruhballs45

4 жыл бұрын

These jokes are overused and unfunny

@candyshock7766

4 жыл бұрын

@@bruhballs45 Just like your cynicism.

@IAnolastname

4 жыл бұрын

Or really good.

@decan7073

4 жыл бұрын

@@bruhballs45 do you still like firetruck and moster truck

Damn charlie you sound like a fallout character walking out the vault the first time

@natsudragneelthefiredragon

4 жыл бұрын

He *IS*

@jimmyjamdrops7326

4 жыл бұрын

Beard gives it away

I loved your analogy to Moses! That is such a great way to put it!!! For the people!

I feel like we don’t appreciate how much of a wordsmith Charlie is. Every word is unpredictable and surprising.

Homeless man's tale of self defense against a wasp

@nakoete8521

4 жыл бұрын

dude i love the pfp, one of my favorite albums of all time

@divinityvein4158

4 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp!

@schattepoezel8541

4 жыл бұрын

Crack hitlaaa

@swaggypanda1808

4 жыл бұрын

nice profile pic

Charlie post wasp attack: "The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed."

Stumbled upon your videos by accident, now I'm like 10 hours deep and I think you're my spirit animal.

Wasp: (in jar jar bink's voice) me so excited to see you where have you been Charlie: I'm being attacked, get away from me outside element

Charlie left his house, and all the Karen's attacked

@erikeriks

4 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAA

@omska9325

4 жыл бұрын

RUUUNNN

@radical1065

4 жыл бұрын

scary

@taintedazazel7238

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie: why do I hear final fantasy 7 battle theme?

@drperkyreal4686

4 жыл бұрын

And he fought them all off like the noble warrior he is and saved the Walmart and everyone in it

This feels like a warped version of Groundhog Day: If a Charlie goes outside and is attacked by a wasp, it means 6 more weeks of coronavirus.

Charlie is the only person who's able to make a trip to walmart to be such an entertaining yet hilarious story

Dear Lord your story made my day! I needed that laugh today 😂❤️

This should be a Moist Meter on the outside world

@eetfuk4204

4 жыл бұрын

You know that shits getting a 0

@greenreversecard2612

4 жыл бұрын

eet fuk You’re really exaggerating how good of a score it’d get. It’s at most getting a -10

@TommyWeber

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/n6Cgl8VyXazLgqQ.html

@JohnSmith-qz6xb

4 жыл бұрын

Xiao Xiao oh look the edgy parade is here

@chumpernickel4289

4 жыл бұрын

Tommy Edits god damnit tommy

Keanu Reeves knockoff braves overpopulated Chernobyl road, witnesses an intense verbal confrontation, and gets harrassed by a wasp bandit after leaving his bomb shelter.

@nikitaastakhov9252

4 жыл бұрын

Netflix adaptation

@RichChanLikesTacos

4 жыл бұрын

Fallout in a nutshell

@TommyWeber

4 жыл бұрын

spookit kzread.info/dash/bejne/n6Cgl8VyXazLgqQ.html

@marcythewizard

4 жыл бұрын

Literal fallout

@tristanathallah2548

4 жыл бұрын

@Xiao Xiao what

I just found out I relate to Charlie on a level I didn’t think I could...

Thank you for always giving us a good laugh.

"The Sun and me are no longer enemies" is one of the most *powerful* lines I've heard in a long time.

@Problematist

4 жыл бұрын

The Sun is no longer a deadly lazer!

@Semiotichazey

4 жыл бұрын

"You can judge a man by his enemies"...while youtube "stars" post content "nukes," charlie is picking fights with an actual star undergoing a sustained fusion reaction

@AuroraVeil_

4 жыл бұрын

@@Problematist ~Not anymore there's blanket~

Alternate title: “Man Reviews Outside”

@TechSupportDave

4 жыл бұрын

1/10 would not recommend. It's scary living amongst living things. Better isolate. At least now I have an excuse.

Every introvert reading this title: Same

Damn its tragic hear these terrifting events to you i wish you the best of luck during your recovery from the outside world good sir

I still can’t tell if him saying he hasn’t gone outside this whole time to get groceries or do anything is a joke or not. Has his girlfriend just been doing it all or has he just been getting groceries delivered?

@manuelsputnik

4 жыл бұрын

The latter is very safe and convenient. So it probably is the case.

@professorfinesser8038

4 жыл бұрын

Manuel S Funny thing is Walmart has been curbside pickup for a while now lol

@oofme6873

4 жыл бұрын

i was wondering that too

@hendricka3029

4 жыл бұрын

He also has many dogs which need to go outside

@Fredy_The_Yeti

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I find this to be absolutely bizarre

Wow, you make it sound like this is your first trip outside EVER.

@psilopsychic

4 жыл бұрын

Like an Alien diary of it’s first experience of Earth

@thesoggybaguette4465

4 жыл бұрын

It probably is

@fuckyoutube75889

4 жыл бұрын

@Joseph Perez your mom's dragged out

@onyxrafle8066

4 жыл бұрын

@Joseph Perez That's his usual self. Why watch him if you don't like him?

Without a doubt, Charlie is the most genuine and real KZread content creator. I enjoy his point of view and I love the fact that he says what's on his mind, no bullshit here! 🇨🇦

Charlie tells simple non interesting stories in such a way that it makes me really interested

Traffic was nonexistent when the lock-down was actually in effect. Driving on the interstate at 5pm was like 3am Tuesday morning traffic. Really bizarre, but nice. Now it's same as usual, it seems.

@umamifan

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah early lockdown had very little traffic. It was definitely like driving early in the morning. Now it's too late, and the mentality has shifted. "Virus or not, I'm going to work", "Virus or not, I'm seeing my family", and "Virus or not, I'm picking up X, Y, and Z, from the store." People are gonna go do stuff now, regardless of lockdown. Expecting Americans to just stay indoors all day like before just isn't feasible now.

@Lightning-gg5iu

4 жыл бұрын

Exil Desert Not just Americans You can’t expect humanity in general to stay inside forever. It’s basic psychology

@JK-ei7wr

4 жыл бұрын

I’m in Gulf Shores in my condo and it was just like that. Not a single car on the road by 9pm, which is astounding given that it’s a very popular tourist destination. Now that shit’s opening up it just opened the flood gates to tourists. Can’t go to sleep now because drunk assholes are yelling and fucking at 2am. It was so peaceful…😩

@JK-ei7wr

4 жыл бұрын

Exil Desert the reason I’m probably gonna move to Canada lol

@mightea3956

4 жыл бұрын

@Anakin Skywalker no they bike and recycle

“Keanu Reeves goes outside after a Non Aggression Pact with the sun”

@AnakinSkywakka

4 жыл бұрын

I'd say more like a non agression pact.

@comradekenobi6908

4 жыл бұрын

We know how non aggression pacts gonna end

@Marty-uv7ep

4 жыл бұрын

STALIN!,,

@TalesofTuram

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@richcast66

4 жыл бұрын

“The sun don’t take no prisoners” -some dude on a bike

Lol thanks for the laughs. Upset, I have osteoporosis and two teens tried to chase me. 7 stone and thin. Doing laps at home they're off school.

This video had quite a few tactical advantages to it. Great stuff

Sooo in conclusion he got mugged by a wasp lol

@ThatOneDude7

4 жыл бұрын

and lost his radiation suit

@yahstino

4 жыл бұрын

Probably returned to the nest to squad up Charlie better sleep with his eyes open.

@no-rz9hi

4 жыл бұрын

You don't mess with the Wasps

"The reason I went outside was to go to a Wal-Mart." I think that's where the disaster began, even without COVID, that's a bad idea.

@JamienautMark2

4 жыл бұрын

I go to Walmart around twice a year and each time I form a game plan. I figure out the one or 2 things I need and make beeline for them and gtfo.

@user-tg3jl1mt4e

4 жыл бұрын

@@JamienautMark2 lol y? I go to Walmart weekly and it is always fine, obviously haven't gone much since rona started tho.

@queenicedcoffee4217

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-tg3jl1mt4e same lol plus mine has a mc donalds

Hang in there bro, you have my support

This is like every storytime youtuber, except he corrects himself when he exaggerates.

So what You're telling me is...you littered.

@lifeistooshort649

4 жыл бұрын

Gen z’s not gonna make it

@rubyeanis6852

4 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the exact same thing!

@amadeuschavez.

4 жыл бұрын

Rubye Anis kzread.info/dash/bejne/iYuLj7FrqN3QgLg.html

@oldpro8783

4 жыл бұрын

ye I was like.. OHH so this is why the ground is covered in fucking facemasks in parking lots.. well.. probably it's b/c people are fucking shit, but I still don't think I could have just left the mask on the ground.. I don't want to be in the category of people littering masks right now b/c it's.. it's a lot of shitty people..

@Hunteh862

4 жыл бұрын

yeah i'm one of the people who has to pick them up when people throw their used gloves and masks on the ground. It takes no effort to pick it back up Charlie pls help us out

Cool beans dude, I just left my apartment for the first time since March 2020 as well :D

😂😂😂 I am rolling right now! I'm laughing so hard at his description of being assaulted by a wasp who wants his lunch money.

I had to go to Walmart on Sunday with my mom and I remembered how scummy everyone was

@brownie4032

4 жыл бұрын

GummyFish glad I got to know you exist before you die man, cheers

@Dina-qk4qk

4 жыл бұрын

Walmarts the swamp equivalent to the big name shopping centers

@TheWehzy

4 жыл бұрын

@GummyFish Just kill them next time, i think you're allowed to kill people in murica

@Soma-yi5lt

4 жыл бұрын

GummyFish yeah I work at a Walmart rn and it’s gotten pretty bad sometimes

@ahomicidaltaco

4 жыл бұрын

@GummyFish I know that feel, I work for CJ, customers should be euthanised. Corperate too for being too fucking cheap to actually do anything to protect their employees. Other "essential workers" are fine though