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@pigidklol

10 ай бұрын

2 DAYS?!?! THE VIDEO WAS MADE 5 SECS AGO

@oofninja0016

10 ай бұрын

ye what that is 3 days ago this video was made 1 hour ago???

@damionlee7658

10 ай бұрын

​@@pigidklolyou do realise you can upload a video days, weeks, or even years ahead of when you set it to auto-publish? It isn't like they upload these videos one at a time as they get recorded.

Story 23. Bonus points if the judge was female.

@DrDell-fd5sc

2 ай бұрын

8:44

Im pretty sure the cell phone ringing in court is a huge issue for judges

@dimitrescu182

10 ай бұрын

When I served as jury, they confiscate our phones while we're in the court.

@davidlium9338

8 ай бұрын

Does not sound like a power trip. It sounds like the judge is insisting on proper behavior.

@KaiHenningsen

7 ай бұрын

@@davidlium9338 Sounds like a power trip combined with anger issues to me. Since when is "not proper behavior" jail-worthy? Under that theory, at least two-thirds of the population should be in jail.

@Jenna2k

5 ай бұрын

I mean it can only happen so many times before it gets annoying.

"Who you calling stupid?" "You, stupid."😂😂😂😂

@KaiHenningsen

7 ай бұрын

"Thanks for proving me right."

Story #6 - I don't think that's the dumbest - They promised amnesty to him, and he ended up letting the company know, "Oh, we have a MUCH bigger target to worry about"

What the hell? I was wondering why you were reading so slowly but it turned out that the playback speed was 0.75x I feel so fucking stupid 💀

Honestly, shouting "frick" at a judge instead of "fuck" might leave a lasting impression.

Is it just my phone or at the 3 minute mark the fps for the gameplay drops to like 3

@lolly2621wastaken

10 ай бұрын

Not just you, he hit a lag spike

@TJDious

10 ай бұрын

You're actually looking at it??

@onionbubs386

10 ай бұрын

Nah, I see it too

@swimfast724

10 ай бұрын

Not just you

Last one was hilarious. Boy, was he dumb

I'd love to hear from lawyers who have had to fire their client? What could they have done?

Aye! Death Stranding in the background!

I had to tell off my roommate for trying to wear a sports jersey to court.

I've heard several stories about someone not able to make their court date because they got arrested and are in county two counties over.

ngl I half expected the Mercedes lady to later turn up dead lol

Story 8: I get the feeling that "truth" for them didn't work out since they were in a mental hospital involuntarily. As much as treatment of mentally ill patients have changed for the better over the years, for many they are still not believed when they actually telling the truth by a majority of the staff. I guess this is their way of protecting themselves from being forced to tell a "truth" that isn't the truth at all.

@kaiseremotion854

8 ай бұрын

you technically aren't supposed to tell someone the "truth" if they are going crazy and if you do you do it softly and respectfully

Guys…. depth strand and my favorite character John strand

I actually put a little extra into my taxes each paycheck. Just $15 per paycheck l, but it adds up.

I wonder if there's dumb quotient like there's an intelligence quotient? For me these people would have a DQ of 180. A couple of these stories are so funny.

@ErzsabetJones

7 ай бұрын

It’s called Intellectually Disabled and is classified as having an IQ of 70 or lower.

Was in court once friend of mine was in there too don't remember the exact charges but the judge says i sentence you to 30 days my friend goes 30 days. 30 days i can do on my head the judge replies well take this 60 along with it see if we can get u back on ur feet he shut up instantly turn 30 days into 90 days the court room gotta laugh then she asked if anyone wanted to go with him it was so quiet in there u could hear a mouse fart

It would be weird if someone called the narrator a “squishy oyster” as that refers to a woman’s genitals.

Story #18 - Never had an ex like that

What is the game name behind scene

@shadowshot347

2 ай бұрын

Death stranding: you are an Amazon delivery driver that has infinite one ups and has to deliver miles away while dodge dead guys who love punch you

# 25 My Cousin Vinny vibes 😀 😀

What video game is he playing in the beginning?

@razemander

3 күн бұрын

Death stranding

I thought the video was lagging, but no, the quality of the background footage is just terrible lol

The fact that shirts can affect your sentence shows how shitty our justice system is. Judges making calls that a child would make.

The lads from the "When did the oposition won the case for you" are all here, hearing the lawyers who had to watch their cliends messing up

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First cuz better

@dicemono

10 ай бұрын

who cares

@Misa-Aname

10 ай бұрын

Being last is more impressive 😂