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@younesman1

6 ай бұрын

hi

@wariothief

6 ай бұрын

Day 13 of asking for gta ramp gameplay

expecting a lot of “Look who finally came out of their cave” stories in this one

@beastmaster0934

6 ай бұрын

My parents sometimes say that to me. I hate it.

I remember a gathering for the 100th birthday or my great-aunt. Her birthday was some days before that, but because she didn't want two big celebrations and her age the family decided to celebrate on new years eve. She lived in a small village somewhere in the black forrest and the entire family as well as the entire village was invited. Only issue was that one that day there was flash ice and we didn't even made it to our car without our entire family falling on our asses, then crawling back inside the house to call and tell everybody we wouldn't be coming. On the phone we then found out that several others had the same issue and it looked like only some people who lived in that village would actually be there. We then wanted to make a second celebration with everybody some weeks later, but my aunt died before that. Really sad that she never got to have a proper 100th birthday celebration because of that.

*** One Thanksgiving was when I was kid, and my sister and I were arguing like little kids do. So we were yelling at each other and she shouted at me, “You ruined thanksgiving!” So of course, being a little kid, I started crying and said, “I RUINED THANKSGIVING!” But I did that right when there was a lull in conversation, so as far as everybody else was concerned it was a nice and normal, festive thanksgiving when suddenly this kid shouts, “I RUINED THANKSGIVING!” So that was our family joke for years. Like, every thanksgiving someone would say to me, “YOU RUINED THANKSGIVING!” *** On another thanksgiving when my job was to refill everyone’s drinks. And they kept drinking all their water really fast, so I was constantly refilling glasses without a chance to sit down and eat. Eventually family started laughing and drinking fast on purpose because it was funny. By the time it slowed down and I sat down, everyone else was ready for dessert and they were mad at me for not being done with dinner yet, so I didn’t get to finish my plate. *** It occurs to me that nearly all my thanksgiving stories sound like Roald Dahl wrote them. On another year I sat with my aunt on one side of me and my sister on the other. My aunt wouldn’t let me take any food when the platters came by because “Don’t be a greedy pig! Wait until everybody else is served before taking your own.” But then my sister said, “stop being a martyr and take some food! You’re ruining everything.” And neither one acknowledged what the other was saying.

@beastmaster0934

6 ай бұрын

Your family sounds toxic as hell

As someone who feels old, first story sounds like my ideal death.

who's watching this whilst at a family gathering

@Royal-pop

6 ай бұрын

Me

@Pollywog124

6 ай бұрын

Me

@jacklynjohnson2201

6 ай бұрын

Me

@J_A_C_K_A_L420

6 ай бұрын

Not me

@WISE_F1SH

6 ай бұрын

Not me

After my grandmother died after a very long illness my “wealthy” aunt and her daughters robbed my grandmother’s house of anything worth any money. This aunt had taken no part in her care, even my mother travelled several thousand miles several times a year, leaving my siblings in my care, to take her turn caring for her mother. My snooty aunt lived in the same small town as my grandmother but was “too busy” to help. When the siblings said, without letting her know that they knew who had robbed the house, that they were calling the sheriff the things miraculously were found dumped haphazardly in the living room. This is the same aunt who never allowed us past the kitchen and only reluctantly allowed us to use her bathroom. This better than us aunt’s three daughters were all married in pregnant and at 16, 15 and 14….all in just a few months. One has been a prescription drug addict for most of her life. In reality we all, our parents included, ended up in better financial and social positions than her but we all just sighed tolerating her snooty behaviour as my mom said she had always been this way.

@what_equals_42

6 ай бұрын

Oh good grief, your aunt sounds so much like mine- except my aunt was the one to get knocked up at 16, and was so afraid her daughters would follow suit, and then later that they might marry someone less classy than she wanted them to, that she effectively doomed them all to being lifelong nuns. Sad, because they all wanted children. If she'd only had daughters, she would have no grandchildren. Oh, and she considers herself above everyone, though she is both the least intelligent member of the family and the one who has made the least out of the opportunities she has been offered. The rest have their own businesses and are self-made, but she only has a house because her father in law gave her husband money to buy it. And yet, whenever someone in the family is dying or has died, she appears to try to steal their valuables.

Since today is Thanksgiving, I just wanted to share my thanks for this channel. Yeah, the format is simple and there are tons of others that do similar things, but I just like having this place to relax at the end of the day and have someone read stories to me. I really appreciate the commentary between stories that make it feel genuine. Keep up the great work, and thank you!

@velveteenrabbit5940

6 ай бұрын

Sounds to me like your family sucks incrediably badly and used you as a comedic punching bag for themaelves Do you still talk to them

Something happened to me at a family gathering a while back, and now I won't hold anyone else's baby. Years ago, my relatives had just had their first baby. The aunts and cousins had all gathered around to meet her, and we were passing her around the circle while her parents were telling us about her. When it was my turn to hold the baby, I was just gently rocking her in my arms, while her mother was explaining how hard it was to breastfeed the baby. Just as the mother was explaining how upset this made her feel, and getting comfort from the other parents in our family, I felt a gentle tugging at the front of my shirt. I looked down, and the baby was sucking on my shirt, right over where the....correct part would be under my bra. The baby's mother noticed before I could do anything to hide it. She looked devastated. She's a lovely woman, and I felt terrible. I wasn't trying to do anything, and I had no children of my own and no experience breastfeeding. I don't know what I did to cause that to happen, so I figure the best way to prevent that happening again is to avoid holding young babies. You might think that's a strange thing to be afraid of, but I've since learned that feeding problems are common in that side of my family, so as that side is the one with all the babies, I have given up on holding them. It does mean that I don't get to hold small children at all, because another family member monopolises the family's toddlers, but I'll have my own in a couple of years, so I should be fine.

Happy thanksgiving everyone! ☺️

Not as bad as some of these but I got power bombed through a table over a game of Monopoly. That's how that game got banned from family gatherings. All because I refused to give up either a utility or railroad for Boardwalk. The only other one I can think of is the Thanksgiving that my cousin burnt the crescent rolls. Thought there was going to be a riot.

I seem to recall only one unpleasant family gathering story of my own: My dad is the youngest of three siblings, so all of my cousins are older than me, and their children (my second cousins) were all born in the late 90s to early 2000s. Up until the late 2010s, it was family tradition to spend Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve at my aunt and uncle's (father's brother) house. I remember one Christmas Eve several years ago, two of my younger cousins started playing with a feather boa one of them had gotten. Very soon, however, it got wrapped around their necks, and their faces began turning blue. While people (mostly the mothers/aunts) started freaking out, my aunt grabbed a pair of scissors and cut the boa in half. I don't recall any arguments or fighting afterward, but it did put a damper on the rest of the evening.

I'm gonna say this life took a dumb on that guy in story 37. Your brother dies, your crappy grandfather shows up, and to top it all of your girlfriend cheats on you on new years

2:29 NOOOOOOO MIGHTY

@Shadowman2001

6 ай бұрын

Only real sonic the hedgehog fans can like this comment

@JadeAnimationsAndGameplay

Ай бұрын

@@Shadowman2001 I can hear Ray and the other Chaotix screaming from here!

Sounds like Grandma might have borderline personality disorder. That is a ridiculously over the top reaction

On my moms side, Uncle's gf found out from my mom that he was cheating on her. He screamed at her at stomped out while the gf cried, and then my mom got me, my bro and my dad and left. Didnt talk to him for years after. On my dad's side, my entitled, abelist, karen on an aunt refused to let me ride with her kids, as im autistic, and later told my dad to just carry my brother so he can "stop wasting our time being slow". He has cerebal palsy and was using a walker, as he could still walk, abiet slow, and deaerves some sort of independent movement. Dad blew up at my aunt, and ive never seen her since

I have said the same thing to others at their babies, as long as you didn't call it gross like i have also done you're fine.

My uncle’s dog threw up during a dinner and then ate the barf because dog just do that I guess.

@petelee2477

5 ай бұрын

So relatively normal dog behavior. Gross but worst thing to ever happen seems like an exaggeration or more likely scenario like most people family gatherings they aren't that eventful.

Why do theses all involve grandparents it's honestly funny

15:15 got curious and googled it. their called sheperdoodles and i fucking want one

Story 19 makes me sad That poor puppy 😢

I listened to this while on the road coming homer from a gathering on Thanksgiving yesterday night.

Mother dissapoeared to see a movie at 4 pm on christmas day. She did not help woth anything beforeheandvand them just took off leaving my siszer and me and her fiance to cook. My father did not come out of his room and refused to help at all, which caused a loud and agressive agrument between my sister and him . This was the first time her fiance had eber been in our home and we had to eat very late due to my mother not coming home untill 7pm. Throughout the visit my sister and father were really nasty to each other and no matter what i did they just kept going. The fiance was very helpful and kind though.

When I was about two years old, my parents and I were spending thanksgiving at my grandparents' house. In the middle of dinner, my grandma's parents call us. We were eating, so no one answered the phone. This was the early nineties, so the answering machine picked it up. It was one of the answering machines that allowed you to hear what was being said in real time. Here's what we hear. (For comedy's sake, remember that Gram (Great-Grandma) and GG (Great-Grandpa) were roughly eighty years old. Gram:.... Hello??? .... Hello? GG: Are they there? Gram: I don't know, they didn't pick up. Hello??? GG: Just leave a message, Evelyn. Gram: Whay'dya think I'm doin', Herb, I'm leavin' em a message! GG: Well, why'd'nt you jus' say that?!? Let me see that!!! Gram: NO! I'M TALKIN' TO EM!!! GG: GIVE ME THE PHONE, WOMAN!! They proceeded to have a full shouting match with each other while the answering machine records all of it and everyone is just sitting at the dinner table, listening. It went on for about fifteen minutes until the machine ran out of tape.

my grate grandmother would have loved it if we never stopped the party just because she died and let her stay to the end, she loved life and lived it to the full for 87 years. when she did die we had a big party/wake with 22 of her children (she had 25, 1 died in WW2 and 2 died because it was time) + wifes + grandchildren + grate grandchildren, almost 200 people.

Which game are you playing throughout this video?

My stepmother threatened my life in front of my family at my grandparents’ funeral. They died separately, but we were burying their urns together after everyone could get together. My husband was about 5 seconds from throwing her off the balcony after she made those threats to me. Keep in mind that I got married quickly to avoid getting further abused by her. My father thought it was hilarious and to just take it because she’s his wife. She left him for another man and tried to steal all his money.

STORMY PUT THAT DOWN!

What is that game in the background?

i love the chanel and how did you comet 3hours ago and this was posted 2mins ago

@K1tty80

6 ай бұрын

only shows the time it was up for when you clicked on it :|

Sir you have a amazing voice

you lowkey sound like lucas grey (if i’m remembering that name correctly) from the hit man series

boi you should be a singer

We were all banned from Reddit for posting external news source links.

Story 32 sounds like the foul tempered dad is a total narcissist, he’s not the centre of attention, so fabricates an argument.

God bless you

Me drunk

One time my dog pooped then ate it Like why.

I’m against gay marriage, why would you say that unprompted?

@beastmaster0934

6 ай бұрын

The dude wanted to start shit for some godforsaken reason.

cool

We, as a society, should absolutely normalize telling people their baby is ugly.