“(Speaks spanish)” 11/10 subtitles.

@Nothingfoo90z

3 жыл бұрын

They too lazy for that 😭

@Xerdar36

3 жыл бұрын

Well.. technically the subtitles are not wrong

@josselinguajala8158

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAAHAHABHA

@---jb1dv

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xerdar36 bruh r/Technicallythetruth

@thedragonofcanada6659

3 жыл бұрын

@@---jb1dv r/ihavereddit

Honestly, the Latin American family is very mixed. There are latinos that look totally Asian, others look like europeans and others that are black. You can be confuse in any way.

@francescakibbelaar7465

3 жыл бұрын

Factssss

@Eviligniter

3 жыл бұрын

Because Latinos is a culture, not a race. Italians(the Latin league,Rome was the boss of that one) are the original latinos.

@dominicpersaud1155

3 жыл бұрын

@@Eviligniter Facts, I just looked it up a Latino can be black, white, Asian whatever

@ost2790

3 жыл бұрын

@@Eviligniter facts

@KooriAkuma

3 жыл бұрын

@@dominicpersaud1155 it confused the hell out me when they ask this in the census because I have no idea what to put. Like you put Latino and then you're asked to specify and I don't wtf to put. Like, am I white? Then why tf are the white ppl hating if we white too 👀

As soon as he said the Cuban cafecito was a tiny shot I instantly thought it's like how we take espressos here in Italy. Just did a little research and found out in fact that it was developed by the first Italian immigrants in Cuba. Then, it became part of the Cuban culture who brought it to Miami. It's incredible how much history we share together.

@hernan2907

2 жыл бұрын

Just to have an idea, Latin America was conquer by Spaniards and among the first to stablish in Latin America, there were quite a few Italians.

@victorialee1323

Жыл бұрын

My cousin from Michigan came to visit me few years ago, and I offered him an espresso after lunch in a bar. He was so pissed off that the italian espresso is less than a half of an american one, and he was about to just drink it all at once and I told him to sip it slowly, also because it burns the tongue. He was really amazed of this way to take one's time to have a good cup of coffee, he was babbling things like "look, for me and my friends the point is the quantity... This is about the quality and the care". I loved his epiphany

@heidydiazdearcelanda8982

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely right. I am cuban and when I visited Italy I discovered that italians use to drink coffee just like us

@jal051

Жыл бұрын

@@hernan2907 That's because a big chunk of current Italy was part of the kingdom of Spain during the 16th and 17th centuries.

@marlenemurias269

Жыл бұрын

Federico, there are also old Italian enclaves within Spain. Many Italian-Spanish, in the past, were sent to the island. So, we took the espresso from you. Not only that, you gave us your love of music ( opera), and the lasagna and your fine ways to make pastries ( pastelitos). People don’t talk about the many cultural aspects we inherited from the Italians.

Fluffy is a great story teller. He really brings you in to his story and drops a punchline unexpectedly. Brilliant.

@nthgth

4 ай бұрын

My favorite kind of stand-up. Dave Chappelle is great at that too, and Bill Burr comes to mind.

Gabriel: “How many Latinos are in the crowd?” Crowd: “Yes”

@camilanunez8108

3 жыл бұрын

@Rogan Bella chill bro

@wastedpotential9945

3 жыл бұрын

@Rogan Bella what a fuckin nerd

@davyhekate8880

3 жыл бұрын

@Rogan Bella im not gonna read that

@carnage2967

3 жыл бұрын

Copied comment

@DFOS1001

3 жыл бұрын

@Rogan Bella Latino is someone who was born in a country where they speaks latin (no one) or any derivate of the language as a main. So, pretty much any spanish, portuguese, italian and the like, are latinos. You need to cool your engines.

Every good stories always starts with "Martin and I"

@eduardochiscuet3146

3 жыл бұрын

So... The other day... Hehe... Marrrrrrtin and I...

@salsabiladeriboy7990

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao, you really put it in to damn true quote

@JewishCircumcision1155

3 жыл бұрын

That’s just pure Logic

@twiceutonin

3 жыл бұрын

100% guaranteed

@k_djstar202

3 жыл бұрын

True...true...

When he did the bit about how Cubans and Puerto Ricans come in all colors, it reminded me of my time in the US Army. In Basic Training we had a sizable cohort of Mexican (or Mexican-American) recruits. One afternoon during training, on a very hot day, they were lounging about, as they didn’t have anything to do at the moment. One of our Drill Sergeants who happened to be black came over. I guess he thought they looked a little too comfortable, so he asked them “What are you doing?” One of the Mexican recruits, in a very disinterested manner, looked up and said “No hablo inglés.” The next moment, this black Drill Sergeant lit into them in the most ferocious Spanish I’ve ever heard in my life. I don’t know what he said, as I hardly speak Spanish, but all the Mexican recruits suddenly jumped up and got very busy indeed. He scared the hell out of me too. Awhile later, after he seemed to calm down, I asked him, “Drill Sergeant, where’d you learn such fluent Spanish?” “I’m from Panama.” And he smiled.

@karyn1091

Жыл бұрын

Uppp! I can imagine those recruits learned a few lessons that day! My parents came from Costa Rica in the late ‘60’s. Dad is from Limón where Jamaica and other Caribbean cultures are rich there. One wouldn’t think that he isn’t Latino and even when he speaks.

@travismiles5885

Жыл бұрын

I had a Panamanian drill sergeant when I was in basic training but he was very light skinned and had acne scars on his face. Dude was a badass. He was a forward observer. His accent was very thick and hard to understand.

@tobby6312

Жыл бұрын

🇵🇦

@deezy2923

Жыл бұрын

Dominicans can be black too

@jamilsuriel4406

Жыл бұрын

@@deezy2923 that’s like saying Americans can be black too. Of course there can be blacks in Latin America. Just as there can be whites, indigenous, Asian, African, biracials in Latin America

I’m not an itto I’m an ande!!!! 😂😂😂 i love how so many of his jokes still make me laugh after all this time

@DoubleM-hf6ih

Жыл бұрын

His jokes, the sound effects and the voices he does are the reasons why he’s one of my favorite standup comedians.

"you just have to listen the way the person is speaking spanish" *brazilian just left the room*

@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333

3 жыл бұрын

How many Brazilians are living in the US and where? In example Mexicans California and Texas, Cubans the Florida, Puerto Riquean New York.

@paulosales6322

3 жыл бұрын

@@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 I don’t know the numbers, but there are a lot of Brazilians living in Florida and NY (but mainly in Florida)

@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulosales6322 I bet you will is true, but, in some way or some how you are not making noise in the point the average gringo feel a chill in his back bone.

@artie6038

3 жыл бұрын

@@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 The mainly louder brazilians are in tokyo right now.

@fabioraniery6950

3 жыл бұрын

@@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 actually more than 1 million brazilians live in the US, according to data from our ministry of foreign affairs. more than 300k only in the florida state.

2:50 “El negro!” 😂😂😂😂😂 As a black guy from the UK, this was an education for me! I do know that Cubans come in all shades 😂

@DavidDavid-ze7lf

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, we do...😉

@racksuprunway1979

2 жыл бұрын

Scuro! 😂

@sydneyoneal8602

2 жыл бұрын

You should look into the transatlantic slave trade and where the majority of black slaves were dropped off: South and Central America and Caribbean farrrr before North America. There are far more afro-descendants/black folk in Brazil than the entire continent of North America. And the Caribbean is the main place you'll fine black Latinos...Cuba, PR, DR, Haiti = huge populations of black and mixed people

@racksuprunway1979

2 жыл бұрын

@@sydneyoneal8602 THANK you for educating us brother. asante

@otohime8516

Жыл бұрын

@@sydneyoneal8602 True, and America still thinking theres only black people in USA and in African countries, even some black americans thinks theyre the only black people out african continent 🤣

I loved it. No profanity to elicit laughter. Good humored jokes based on known idiosyncrasies without belittling anyone. Just like Trespatines. Bravo!

@bobthabuilda1525

Жыл бұрын

Oh there was definitely some profanity in the Spanish bits

@Angel-gb9gi

11 ай бұрын

I only watch funny comedians that don't need to cuss to be funny and I just found this man and am really liking him. Funny, smart and clean jokes for us all.

@harrychristofi6725

10 ай бұрын

@@Angel-gb9gi He swears in Spanish you dumbass 😂 just not in English, carajo means fuck in Spanish and coño means cunt lol

If you hear someone speaking spanish, and no one understand him, even others Latinos, that dude is Chilean, trust me, Nadie nos entiende

@chica_webtoonuwu7223

3 жыл бұрын

Tienes razón xd

@Park_Place

3 жыл бұрын

¿Qué dijiste?

@chica_webtoonuwu7223

3 жыл бұрын

@@Park_Place Dice: si tu escuchas hablar a alguien español y nadie lo entiende, ni siquiera los propios latinos, ese tipo es chileno, creeme nadie los entiende xd

@justsomejusstsome8994

3 жыл бұрын

@Romeo 300 Yes in Mexico a lot of slang is used I know and Argentina also has distintive jerga

@justsomejusstsome8994

3 жыл бұрын

@Romeo 300 I'm from the Netherlands, here we have the same thing going on with multiple groups. Such as the immigrants who talk slang, which is almost an entire different language at this point, just the same grammar and verbs. And I live in a region with a very heavy dialect (called Achterhoeks) which is impossible to be understood by anyone not from here. It's something I like though, because it's unique. And since I'm capable of speaking it, in the West they'll look at us weirdly. Dialects and accents are great aren't they? Bring great diversity.

He ain’t lying my dad is Mexican and my mom is Cuban and the differences in the Spanish between both of them is wild lol

@dropfiyz5467

3 жыл бұрын

i wonder how the arguments are lmao

@rickygarza4801

3 жыл бұрын

Dropfiyz it’s entertaining lol

@patrickjenkins6383

3 жыл бұрын

Ricky Garza: Being a (non-latino) Black American, I've made El Español my (2nd) language. You're quite fortunate to have parents who speak with (2) DISTINCT ACCENTS. Every Spanish accent is interesting in its own way, but for some reason, the CUBAN & MEXICAN styles are probably my favorites. 💙 😎

@vxsa5546

3 жыл бұрын

You're mom when she argues with your dad " OKAY?!!"

@kimkim-qt6jb

3 жыл бұрын

Hi I noticed your a half and half like me hilarious stuff....like torta y tortiqua....and tortiqua is Word for which is usually used for little kids but are completely different!!!!!! Do u know what the 2nd means? 😉

I’m a white dude but I grew up two hours from the border with Mexico so I speak pretty much fluent Mexican Spanish. Moved to the east coast for my MA in National Security and because I speak Spanish they threw me on the Latin America subject matter and expected me to understand all the dialects, they chose violence with that one

@mabuzlouisofficial

Жыл бұрын

TOP 20 GALAXIAS DESCUBIERTAS MAS SORPRENDENTES kzread.info/dash/bejne/jJOrmrKEeZvHg5c.html

@Nonamelol.

Жыл бұрын

Spanish is a white language

When I came to the US, (I was born and raised in Argentina). One of the most common questions, that I still received is: Where are you from? And when I say Argentina, Americans just stare at me, and say, “you are white”, lol and other Latinos: oh I thought you were “gringa” … anyway, we also come in different colors. And that’s what makes all of us unique.

@jal051

Жыл бұрын

I've got the "But you're white" thing a couple of times too, and I'm from Spain...

He's spot on about Cubans and us Puerto Ricans coming in all colors. People make the mistake of thinking hispanics are all brown.

@lamartrade7415

4 жыл бұрын

There are also Black and White Mexicans.

@Muffinga

4 жыл бұрын

All latinos come in different colours. There are black, brown and white people in literally every country in Latin America. But since black people are a minority most people don't think they exist. They are also, unfortunately, very discriminated against.

@lunkystraydog6572

4 жыл бұрын

Neovo leon, green eyed white Mexicans

@darellarocho5729

4 жыл бұрын

Oof another Boricua with a Genki pfp! Wassup brother?

@dtee5276

4 жыл бұрын

No lot of people think that all Hispanics are white. Wrong

“You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban you’re gonna get stabbed” and THATS on pissed abuelas

@hectorg5456

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah fuck those guys that made this whole video funny and enjoyable for everyone else to watch lol

@kallyp384

4 жыл бұрын

Eros Delorenzi aw we love you too xoxo

@TheNakedeyes78

4 жыл бұрын

Eros Delorenzi Thank you!!!

@Madferit91

4 жыл бұрын

Wow didn't know Mark Cuban had anger issues.

@gigglemeblahblah3266

4 жыл бұрын

Okaylee ahhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m not an “ito” I’m an “ande” that was legendary. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

As a Cuban, this is too accurate

Cuban coffee is why meth didn’t take off in Miami.

@coram001

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!

@bramvanduijn8086

4 жыл бұрын

@Hey Yo Yes, too much caffeine can make your heart skip beats. I've always stopped at that point, I don't like dubstep enough to want to live it.

@mariastormer800

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂

@valeriesanchez3074

4 жыл бұрын

Meth is no joke. I didn't sleep for two entire weeks from being wired on that crap . Glad I got off it. Really though , wanna be a zombie ? Do meth lol

@Malicient

4 жыл бұрын

I know someone who worked for a telephone company in Miami. When he first started working the Cuban neighbourhoods, he didn't realize how strong the coffee is, so when he got offered it at literally every house her worked that day, he accepted and drank it. He said that was the day he felt like he could dig a trench all the way from Miami to California and back.

Red bull gives you wings Cuban coffee: it’ll make you swim all the way to the US

@mikehanlam9518

4 жыл бұрын

hmmm... I am Asian, may I know is that belongs to pure coffee? or there's something else added on?

@SA2004YG

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikehanlam9518 lots of sugar in it too. Some people call Cuban coffee "Cuban crack"

@AlexLay

4 жыл бұрын

@HL - Hombres Libres MGTOW cuban coffee was the best too at some point, it has a lot of sugar

@charmagne2102

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikehanlam9518 "Cuban coffee" = expresso.

@hiveminder941

4 жыл бұрын

Cuban cofee; gives you fins

Every non hispanic should watch this video so that when Hispanics say they are hispanic they don’t automatically think that ur Mexican

I am cuban and I cracked laughing with this! Lol That was too good.

“You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, you’re gonna get stabbed.” 😂

@Lrxxx321

4 жыл бұрын

Facts I swear that's all Islanders even the rest of Carribean

@aliviastolley109

3 жыл бұрын

Being a Cuban I can confirm it’s true 😂

@mariaalexander427

3 жыл бұрын

So true! 🤣

@dickrichard5579

3 жыл бұрын

Frosty Fries_xx bro......cocaine

@ravsinghrajput2105

3 жыл бұрын

Cubans do my lawn work,,,, And I call them Mexicans, they love it😂🤣

"all you have to do is listen to the way the person speaks in spanish" *Laughs in portuguese*

@k1tty.k

3 жыл бұрын

You mean “cries in portuguese”, right? Lol

@avinoduerme8995

3 жыл бұрын

Kkkkkkkkkkkkk

@nidiabenites8221

3 жыл бұрын

Callate un rato

@generalhecks4345

3 жыл бұрын

americans cant tell

@roxassora2706

3 жыл бұрын

@@generalhecks4345 Well doesn't portuguese have bits of Spanish? We were never taught portuguese growing up. We see the similarities and a lot of the latino population over here is primarily spanish speaking latinos.

Love this guy he's so funny. He doesn't hold back at all. Wish I saw him live.

When he speaking Spanish, like a Mexican he sounds like Luigi 😂😂

He drank a whole bowl of Cuban coffee!!!???...he'll be awake until January 2021...

@xoxxobob61

4 жыл бұрын

Cuban coffee ain't No Joke !

@trevormoses5061

4 жыл бұрын

@@xoxxobob61 Cuban coffee sounds nice.

@MitchellTheMitch

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds a bit specific

@hunnysenpai7249

4 жыл бұрын

Nah man, he'll just get the shits

@edithdlp8045

4 жыл бұрын

I am mexican american and used to drink cuban coffee during college. Thanks to that coffee I finished school. Today I am a civil engineer.

Nobody: Eminem: aight imma rap Puerto Rican: Oye hold my coquito

@IAMBENNYBLANCO.

4 жыл бұрын

😂😆

@andrewrivera7496

3 жыл бұрын

Being a Puerto Rican i can confirm

@cypherware1553

3 жыл бұрын

Same @Quasar Corps

@kyro3693

3 жыл бұрын

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

@joaouchoa8122

3 жыл бұрын

You mean: oyoldmycoquito

I am from India and I have been following Mexican culture for a while, just love the way they speak , the hot and spicy burgers and also the dressing sense. You guys rock.

@dany8855

Жыл бұрын

And why don't you write this comment on a Mexican video? This video talks about Latinos, which is a broader concept than just talking about Mexico.

@thomasakinas1

Жыл бұрын

@@dany8855 I don't know whether Mexicans are also Latinos. I thought Latinos is used to define Latin American countries and as Mexico is part of that, I mentioned

@V.E.R.O.

Жыл бұрын

@@thomasakinas1 Mexicans are also Latinos, don't mind him. There's nothing wrong with your comment.

@itsmederek1

Жыл бұрын

Burgers? Do you mean tacos?

@gretelmolgora5688

Жыл бұрын

Plus: Gabriel is mexican

He is so right. He really spins the homer in it too. I love Fluffy.

Cafecito is also the reason "Why's he yelling?"

@munirahbakar4123

4 жыл бұрын

That makes sense 👍

@franciscolaurean8550

4 жыл бұрын

OKAY

@franciscolaurean8550

4 жыл бұрын

@R3y 1245 I did :)

@amandas8510

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, he’s just Cuban. 😂 we yell without realizing we’re yelling.

@franciscolaurean8550

4 жыл бұрын

@R3y 1245 I'm sorry dad

That joke about how Spanish people talk is so true especially Puerto Rican’s when they take Spanish it’s like they turn into a rapper

@sirslee4lot252

4 жыл бұрын

It's all the caffeine we intake in a day

@krystalrosario4582

4 жыл бұрын

It's so true I'm puertorican and I speak Spanish very quickly but I also speak English very quickly so none of my friends who are puertorican and can speak English very well just like me can't understand me

@Topchef2011

4 жыл бұрын

And Dominicans sounds loud n aggressive

@saicoso

4 жыл бұрын

@@krystalrosario4582 I don't know why but I read it really fast ...

@laterin92r47

4 жыл бұрын

They have a strong voice so it sounds like there raising their voice even though they are just talking to you.

You add a little sunshine and laughter to my day dear fluffy! I love your episodes from British Columbia Canada

Brilliant. Cheers from a Latino brother in Uruguay.

Talking fast is a caribbean thing its like we talk in cursive

@javiervillacorta3847

4 жыл бұрын

nah, you guys talk like there is a competition of who understands the most xd

@cheybrown3063

4 жыл бұрын

Javier villacorta That too 😂😂😂😂

@valeriesanchez3074

4 жыл бұрын

It's okay they probably zapped off heroine

@terra_the_nightingale135

4 жыл бұрын

J Luna “speaking in cursive” is the BEST way I’ve ever heard an explanation of how we speak

@shaiska

4 жыл бұрын

J.Luna that's a fact, Dominicans do that too! I am half Dominican and some times I need to asks my family members to slow down because otherwise, I won't be able to understand a shit that they are saying!

*silence in Chilean*

@eljote3

4 жыл бұрын

Pobres almas inocentes del norte de la linea del Ecuador que aún no han escuchado hablar a un chileno. XD

@luciver3222

3 жыл бұрын

@@eljote3 si perece que esta invocando a chtuluh es chileno

@random_foo9712

3 жыл бұрын

Out of here lol

@kid.hudson_

3 жыл бұрын

Some of you guys talk at the same pace as Austrians. Although the Austrians have that “Mexican” style sarcasm

@random_foo9712

3 жыл бұрын

@@kid.hudson_ I am Mexican. Ye we are sarcastic sometimes

I'm from the UK and have no idea about Latinos but this guy had me in stitches 🤣 I'm subscribing to see more of him.

Loved how Gabriel took the Cafecito routine of Ralphie May and added too much fun stuff to it!

The Hispanic Family Spain: The Root Mexico: The Grandfather Cuba: The Father Puerto Rica: The Son Colombia: The Cousin Philippines: The Forgotten Brother

@cotoromano1253

3 жыл бұрын

venezuela:la decepción

@JS-pb2wb

2 жыл бұрын

Argentina y Uruguay: The White

@cotoromano1253

2 жыл бұрын

@@JS-pb2wb no argentina es el narcissita y uruguay es la copia de argentina o el ejemplo a seguir hispano por su properidad y su seguridad

@cotoromano1253

2 жыл бұрын

que la familia hispana no es asi wtf se que eres de estados unidos pero la familia hispana no es asi en la comonunidad hispana a lagente ni si quiera le importa puerto rico y ni sabe si es un pais o no

@violacadbury8343

2 жыл бұрын

What about the Dominican Republic?

6:11 vaya con dios = Spanish phrase - a farewell, “go with God.”

@aircastles1013

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I was wondering.....until I saw your comment my guess was “he’s a dead man”

@joeridestrijcker445

3 жыл бұрын

@@aircastles1013 it's also the name of a musical ensemble here in Belgium... check some vids/clips ;)

@TheoCynical

3 жыл бұрын

I knew it! Hahaha! Lol

@alexparra15

3 жыл бұрын

I think a more appropriate translation would be "may God be with you" (to convey the use of that phrase)

@davidjacobs8558

3 жыл бұрын

"Good Bye" is actually short for "God Be With You". Godbwye

Love that he is such a RESPECTFUL STORYTELLER 😂❤🇱🇷🌍

I love this man. Thank you Gabriel.

Both my parents are Cubans... I remember starting to drink coffee when I was like two or three... everything you said about Cubans and Coffee is correct!!

@francescakibbelaar7465

3 жыл бұрын

Omggg yessss my mom is Cuban and my dads Italian I’ve been drinking coffee for like years and it’s soooo stronggg americans drink their coffee so weak

@danilocatania5700

3 жыл бұрын

Same here, sicilian, caffelatte when I was 5, espresso when I was 8

@astr0159

3 жыл бұрын

Same except I'm Guatemalan. I've been drinking coffee for who knows how long! XD

@yalc-04

3 жыл бұрын

You guys are weird lol I'm in my late twenties and I've only ever had 2 sips of coffee in my life once when I was curious what it tasted like and the 2nd time was when my mom wanted me to try a flavor and tell me if it was good or not

@danilocatania5700

3 жыл бұрын

@@yalc-04 don't know where you're from my man, but in the mediterraneum and latin america, you 're the odd one out

ALL LATINOS ARE DIFFERENT *TALK ABOUT 3 COUNTRIES*

@Juanirva

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's more about communities that are the most common in the us

@BYEgime

4 жыл бұрын

i was thinking the same thing lmaoo north american latinos think they're the entire latino community

@victoriap1561

4 жыл бұрын

He's also in Florida where you can find all kind of latinos...

@richardgrace4500

4 жыл бұрын

Technically Puerto Rico isnt a country also they speak spanish in spain

@richardgrace4500

4 жыл бұрын

Also they speak spanish in all of south America which is multiple different countries not just mexico...mexico is just one country in south America

Brazilian here. Just love this 💜

I used to work at a sheltered workshop, and I had a Puerto Rican supervisor. If you said the wrong thing to her, she would yell at you in Spanish. Luckily, I never crossed that line. Not only that, she also spoke Spanish pretty fast! I couldn’t make out any words that she was saying. And the fact that Fluffy mentioned how fast Puerto Ricans speak Spanish, just reminds me of her.

Love that dude can make jokes about different nationalities without insulting them, pretty much straight facts 😂🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

@tonyfelix287

2 жыл бұрын

George Lopez used to do that, even with white people, but not anymore…

@juniorchavesopicassodeyahu988

Жыл бұрын

@@tonyfelix287 I love latina women❤️

@maysapost1999

Жыл бұрын

Yes! Very clever! I loved it.

@tekpa1112

4 ай бұрын

"that's the only way Cubans can make that swim"

I grew up being use to Puerto Rican Spanish. My first time in Mexico, it blew my mind how much slower Mexican people spoke Spanish! 😂😂😂

@Lord_Bibulous

4 жыл бұрын

Slower and I sometimes have no idea what in the hell they're talking about.

@neli4093

4 жыл бұрын

Pedro Navaja and also it feels like if you are the quickest person or is it just me?

@Lord_Bibulous

4 жыл бұрын

@@neli4093 Double for me. Being from NY where we live a mile a minute. Everywhere else I've been has been different degrees of slower.

@purplestingstress

4 жыл бұрын

My former in-laws are Puerto Ricans and when I first met them I was like dude wtf? lol They made fun of me a lot at first, but I adore them, except for the former mother in law.... but my father in law is an amazing gentleman and I love him to pieces. 😸

@gkhaleel1975

4 жыл бұрын

And that's why Puerto Rican women give such good head

Love the way he speaks Espanól 😂 I love Spanish 🙏🏼🤌🏼🇦🇫

Even tho I haven’t spoken fluently in years I still remember bits and pieces that I can still get the gist of and man there really is that big a difference of

"That's the only way cubans can make that swim." I damned near fell out of my chair.

@bryant475

4 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@vdenise

4 жыл бұрын

i do not get the reference as I am not Latino , could you please explain , thanks

@keithmontoya8793

4 жыл бұрын

@@vdenise It's in reference to entering the US illegally. The illegals entering from Mexico are said to swim the Rio Grande. From Cuba, they have to swim farther, so the caffeine jolt from their coffee makes it possible to make the swim to Florida.

@vdenise

4 жыл бұрын

@@keithmontoya8793 oh wow, did not know this, thanks for answering, and immensely funny lol

@bryant475

4 жыл бұрын

@@vdenise Yeah hopefully the wall gets built sooner than later 🤣🤣🤣 watch "Wall going up ft. JLP" for a real laugh! Here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/eqGauMSdp7GceMY.html

“Latinos” Me: finally!! maybe some of Colombia! Perú! Argentina! “So Mexico, Puerto Rico and Cuba”

@AreEnTee

4 жыл бұрын

Forgot Brazil too

@akira2988

4 жыл бұрын

Or Venezuela! But...

@angu15

4 жыл бұрын

True! They always forget about us

@leorodriguez2401

4 жыл бұрын

@@AreEnTee in brazil people speak brazilian, sound like portuguese but is brazilian

@pazfernandez6803

4 жыл бұрын

@@leorodriguez2401 There's no language called brazilian, it is Portuguese. It's the same as when you compare Spanish from Spain and from Latin America.

When you said"and he came with a bowl-" I almost spilled my juice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

As a Puerto Rican, i can confidently say that my Abuelita speaks Spanish so fast I can’t keep up.

"And I found out Puerto Ricans, you speak Spanish like there's a time limit." OMG 😂😂😂

@thotpatrol4651

4 жыл бұрын

Lmafoo he confuse Puerto Rican’s with Dominican 🤣 Dominican talks like there’s no time limits

@vaderladyl

4 жыл бұрын

I second that. We do speak fast.

@jttekton

4 жыл бұрын

lmao there a Puerto Rican kid who speaks fast like there's actually a time limit and he only speaks spanish, but understands English

@z5399

4 жыл бұрын

Thot Patrol they both do

@josemer22

4 жыл бұрын

maryinsanfrancisco thats so inaccurate tho its dominicans the ones that speak like that lmao

I am Brazilian and, even though we don't speak Spanish (we speak Portuguese), we are latinos as well and we share the same passion and the same cultural traits our hispanic neighbors do! Whenever I feel homesick here in the US, I go to a Mexican/Latino grocery store and buy my beans, rice and leite moça (La lechera) to make my brigadeiro. I always feel more at home around my latino friends. I can feel the warmth and compassion only latinos can provide. Love you, my Latino South American/Central American/Mexican friends ❤ Btw, we also come in every color of the rainbow, from Gisele Bundchen to Pelé and that's what makes our latino people so beautiful 😍

@LuciAna-ir3so

2 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤩🤩🤩

@alienlatino2945

2 жыл бұрын

Brazilians have always been 100% Latinos, part of the family.

@maikolim37

2 жыл бұрын

South Americans and Mexicans? What about us? Central America has 55 million Latinos, and there's another 30 million in the Caribbean Islands, Latinos is not only Mexico and South America you know.

@fernandoulloa3437

2 жыл бұрын

OF COURSE BRASILIANS ARE LATINOS, OUR BROTHERS. OUR LANGUAGE BELONG TO THE ROMANCE LANGUAGES, THAT ARE: PORTUGUESE, ITALIAN, FRENCH ( I HAVE NO IDEA WHY FRENCH ?? ) AND SPANISH.

@shreeverma8473

2 жыл бұрын

Go back a

God bless the Spanish language. The Spanish conquistadors. The Spanish missions.

Am i the only one that already starts chuckling hearing him the first 5 seconds of this video before he even gets into the main thing? 😂

How to find if your Latino is Brazilian. He is the only Latino that doesn't speak Spanish. LOL

@kikojavierguzman3939

4 жыл бұрын

Brazilian is not part of Latino cause they are descendant from Portuguese.

@pedrocastilho4735

4 жыл бұрын

@@kikojavierguzman3939 yes, yes we are

@joaopedropeixoto8558

4 жыл бұрын

Here's the thing, though: us brazilians don't really consider ourselves latino, even though theoretically we are. This is because our culture is completely different from other latin american countries. Our music, food, language, ethnicity and territory size are unique in a way that we don't really feel like we belong in the same "category" as the latinos.

@joaopedropeixoto8558

4 жыл бұрын

@R3y 1245 who knows that better? A brazilian born and raised or you? Samba, Bossa Nova, Sertanejo (brazilian country music) are completely different from reggaeton, for instance. Our culture is a mixture of african, indigenous, italian, german, polish, japanese and many more.

@titoyama5760

4 жыл бұрын

@@joaopedropeixoto8558 you are Latino from South America don't try to act like you are better because your are not

"You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban your gonna get stabbed!" -Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias

@laffin_out_loud

3 жыл бұрын

I'm lost and have two ideas of what he's meaning

@MescaleroApache702

3 жыл бұрын

HE MENT MEXICANS BUT HE KNEW THAT IF HE SAID THAT A MAFIA/CARTEL SNIPER WAS GONNA GUN HIM DOWN LOL

@Cubannerd

3 жыл бұрын

@@MescaleroApache702 I don't think so, I really, really hate being called something other than Cuban. Even while I was still living in the island some people near tourists areas would ask me if I was from Spain or Italy and I would get really offended.

@MescaleroApache702

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cubannerd IN MEXICO YOU WILL LITERALLY GET KILLED FOR BEING CALLED ANY NAME.

@MescaleroApache702

3 жыл бұрын

@Romeo 300 Mexicans and Colombians got money 💰

I must have viewed this clip 10 times already - it's so good!

Never loved American jokes until I saw Gabriel's shows. He cracks very funny and authentic jokes.

So many people can't understand three things. 1) this is a fast pace stand up comedy special. He can't spend 40 minutes making personalized jokes for every singular nation that speaks Spanish or Portuguese. 2) The majority of the latino in the audience was Mexican, P.R, and Cuban. So why the hell would he be sitting there making Argentinian jokes. 3) He said he didn't know there was so much black Cuban. He wasn't pretending like there was no black people in the world who spoke Spanish.

@StepupMoose

4 жыл бұрын

I just noticed when he asked who's Mexican, Cuban, etc, is because he trying to point out what kind jokes or stories he could be sharing to go with the audience

@alejandraandrade2623

4 жыл бұрын

@@StepupMoose Exactly. He can only share stories from the races he had experience with and know what say.

@matiasquevedo6554

4 жыл бұрын

@@alejandraandrade2623 Says the filthy yankee who hates being left out of everything. Joking man XD. Understeandable. When it comes to race and culture Latin America is hella wide. Shit, even in Argentina there is already tons of cultural segregation. Thank that to a mixture of native empires and a hell lot of european inmigration

@bldpunk

4 жыл бұрын

THANK you

@rgdssd

4 жыл бұрын

150booyadragon it's AMAZING that many of the people commenting don't understand this. Plus, it's just a comedy skit. 😂

im mexican and i never really processed that we drag it out, so one day I wanted to see if it was true and I overheard my mom on the phone talking to a friend and _he was right_

@zerjiozerjio

3 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaaayyy.... no hacemos eeeso. Maaaalooo!

@fastlife9968

3 жыл бұрын

The Mexican tongue is actually hard to imitate each state talks different.

@joemamma6344

3 жыл бұрын

I never noticed i did that, i even have a habit of doing it in English man lmao

@rockgamegirl4551

3 жыл бұрын

yup Mexican spanish is the only one where I can make out what they're saying, everyone else I'm like ".............can you slow down a bit please?" and there's Puerto Rican Spanish speakers in my family, not including me,I'm Metis

@gelatinous6915

3 жыл бұрын

Either that or Mexicans talk rapid fire

If his comments about how different groups speak Spanish is real, I appreciate the tutorial, as I have suspected that there are differences but didn't know just what they were.

Being born in America, my Spanish parents spoke clear and calm. It depends on what area you grew up. I grew up with other Americans and am very proud of it.

@kxmmentarschreiberrv2810

Жыл бұрын

America reaches from Canada to Argentina gringa

"Martin and I...." is the beginning of legends

@manoftruth0935

4 жыл бұрын

ThomasDaDank Engine all his best stories start that way.

@Wtnwdl

4 жыл бұрын

Racist gift basket starts like that 😂😂😂

My wife ordered a cuban coffee and when she got the shotglass, she also thought it was a joke: "It's because I'm blonde, isn't it? Haha, give the clueless blonde a tiny sip of coffee and charge her full price." She had a sip and her eyes got wide. I couldn't drink a bowl of cuban espresso like Gabriel Iglesias did. I'd start seeing things and then have a heart attack.

@ianfinrir8724

3 жыл бұрын

You'd never blink again in your life

@tbone3972

3 жыл бұрын

Manolo call 9-1-1!!!😂😂😂😂

@Introvertsan

3 жыл бұрын

Was she hyperactive afterwards?

@jaguarmemez

3 жыл бұрын

Haha and u gringos think your so tough

@thalesgprime

3 жыл бұрын

@@Introvertsan oh yeah she was

Had soldiers from Puerto Rico and Mexico. Fights would ensue because the Puerto Rican was talking so so fast! Mexican soldier, “Slow down!” Hysterical!!

So damn funny. 🤣 So blessed to have parents who immigrated to the US 55 years ago and had me here.

As a non-Hispanic resident of South Fl, he ain't lying about Cuban cafe. Mayne, you wanna talk about liquid crack? That jawn had me wired asf. I was good to go for my whole shift.

@Miguelvillaloboss

2 жыл бұрын

I visited Orlando last month & was legit the only Mexican there lol

@theemopunkisaiah

2 жыл бұрын

In the Poinciana/Kissimmee area its mostly Puerto Ricans, Cubans, Dominicans. Like its mostly people from the islands.

@emptyroomd9567

2 жыл бұрын

That’s like liquid meth xD

@thegerald4762

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen such a Floridian comment

@EgoImpudicus

2 жыл бұрын

That honestly sounds awesome though.

1:18 “speaking Spanish” Thanks subtitles

@nikkkysixxx2079

3 жыл бұрын

'You know broooo'

My fiancé and his mom's side of the family is Cuban, and when we watched this, he could definitely relate to the coffee bit! He loves his coffee for sure, so this always makes us laugh whenever we watch this. Cubans love their coffee for sure!😂

the fact that people think this guy is funny is the funniest thing of all.

"That is the only way Cubans can make that swim!!!" That is way funnier than the crowd ga him credit for. That's HILARIOUS!!!

@bryamvasquez3057

4 жыл бұрын

Can u explain

@nathanduarte6892

4 жыл бұрын

@@bryamvasquez3057 If you recall, in 1959, the Communist party, violently revolted, and came to power in Cuba. Anyone who valued freedom, and refused to kiss Castros bloody boots, was crushed beneath them. So, they fled the oppression and death, fleeing for their lives, and their families lives. To America, Canada, Guatemala, and other Central & Southern American countries. "That swim" Gabriel mentions, is when Cubans flee Cuba and come to Fl. There are Cubans fleeing the oppression every chance they can. As in every country that succumbs to the evil disease that is Communism/Socialism.

@GGigabiteM

3 жыл бұрын

@@bryamvasquez3057 The shortest distance from Cuba to the US is the southern coast of Florida, which is about 90 miles. Cubans have been fleeing the country since the 1950s when the Communists took over the country. Many make the dangerous journey on completely unfit boats and many never make it due to their boats sinking, equipment failure, navigational errors and ocean currents sending them out into the open ocean where they die from starvation or exposure. The US Coast Guard has been finding empty Cuban boats for decades from the ones who never made it.

@AlmaDeAngel

3 жыл бұрын

@@GGigabiteM yes my dad had to do this. I am extremely Thankful he made it to fl safe unlike many others who have lost their lives through the years. Fuera El comunismo. VIVA CUBA LIBRE!

@wrestlinghe2638

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanduarte6892 aww now it's not as funny anymore

Red bull: gives you wings. Un cafecito: *Rocket takes off*

"You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, you're gonna get stabbed." lol

What makes this even funnier is that you just KNOW Gabriel is right about this 😂😂

I'm a puertorican, I grew up there. And let me tell you, we get impatient when talking to people. You don't know the puertorican way of speaking until you live in a house full of them. You spend two days there and you're talking like your tongue is in a constant mario kart game. I get confused with what the hell I'm saying sometimes lmao.

@bryant475

4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite Puerto Rican words is "Embustera"! And one of my favorite linguistic features is the inability to pronounce the R. I find it utterly hilarious! Vamo pal cahhho! 🤣 I also know another thing that really irks you, the Nuyoricans who can't speak Spanish 🤣 I love PRicans though, cool people.. maybe except the Nuyoricans lol :)

@alondrita3107

4 жыл бұрын

@@bryant475 Lmao, true. We usually replace the 'R' with the 'L' as it comes out faster and easier when we speak. Or yep, we completely ignore it l m a o. #StopRabuse

@bryant475

4 жыл бұрын

@@alondrita3107 I always wondered why that was (the R phenomenon) do you know? My dad is German and my mom is Ecuadorian, so I was raised with both English and Spanish. I'm quite grateful for that becuase I'm applying to medical school and knowing Spanish is vital as a doc (esp here in NYC). Speaking of which, I applied to a few med schools in PR (as they are still in the American system), but with the recent natural disaster events happening, I'm not so sure. How's your family holding up? A few of my family members married boricuas so I'm very familiar with the culture (I made coquito for the first time this past Christmas, my boricua family loved it, although it was quite strong 🤣). I went to PR a few years ago (My uncle and his wife live there) and I loved it! Did some snorkeling, bio bay in Fajardo, fed the Pelicans in Ponce, saw El Moro in SJ, etc. :) 10/10 would go again, didn't get to go to El Yunque, which has always fascinated me as a Nature/hiking fan!

@estebancruz7456

4 жыл бұрын

@@bryant475 learning spanish or a second language is good but alot hispanics get ✌️ embarrassed speaking Spanish,what they don't realize until they need is sometimes is required at some jobs,by the way what's coquito,is it coffee

@bryant475

4 жыл бұрын

@@estebancruz7456 Yeah true, and coquito is a common drink in PR culture, usually made around Christmas time. Check online for different recipes :)

All I took from this is that Cubans drink real coffee.

@backtoedencafe9406

4 жыл бұрын

He's too much.

@viperdemonz-jenkins

4 жыл бұрын

that is all I could think myself.

@pr0xZen

3 жыл бұрын

I myself am more in favor of some freshly roasted, round, low-acid straight brewed bean juice - I'm glad there are so many glorious choices for the various tastes out there.

@brucebanner3566

3 жыл бұрын

Now I want to try the Cuban coffee. Cafecito not the ande! Lol😆

@scottwpilgrim

3 жыл бұрын

Cuban food is amazing. There's nothing like a hot and melty Cubano and two Cuban coffees.

you gotta 😘 ve him he so hilarious my favorite his friend martin always together Great show

The man is a great story teller

As an Italian, now I know us and Cubans have something in common.

@random_foo9712

3 жыл бұрын

Mafia? Not wanna be mean

@tafua_a

3 жыл бұрын

@@pablojesussantanatorres5721 I meant the coffee, but your answer was good, too.

@random_foo9712

3 жыл бұрын

@@tafua_a lol

@random_foo9712

3 жыл бұрын

@@pablojesussantanatorres5721 hahaha

@Diego-fd3we

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Cubans and Italians have a lot in common😂 like hand gestures and being very loud

Gabriel: "All you have to do is listen to the way the person is speaking Spanish" Me in Brazil: "Well, Portuñol is a kind of Spanish, 'Mi español es bueno pra porra' "

@sevnesioran6193

3 жыл бұрын

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk I wish Gabriel makes some jokes about us Brazilians in the future.

@guilhermecalixto5796

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@tuabuelota

3 жыл бұрын

He mention that because if you speak Portuguese automatically people we know where you from

@sevnesioran6193

3 жыл бұрын

​@@tuabuelota Yeak.. sort of. I barely can distinguish some afro-lusitan speakers from Portugal born Portuguese speakers. But maybe it's just me.

@miguelmattos6430

3 жыл бұрын

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk a nem mano 😂😂😂😂😂

Those Cuban fried sweet plantains are incredible.

GOD bless you Fluffy. Your the best #1.

“Dude, look at me, I’m not an -ito I’m an -ande” 😂

@velcranoxofficials9970

4 жыл бұрын

Still dont get the joke tho

@velcranoxofficials9970

4 жыл бұрын

@Danny Ponce Farias I know spanish, but thanks for telling me that the ande joke is referring to his overall body mass

@estrellazd7815

4 жыл бұрын

En vez de -ande debió usar -azo o -ote porque -ito es un diminutivo y -ande no es un aumentativo... por lo menos para mi así sí me hubiera dado risa la broma.

@Pokarface7

4 жыл бұрын

@@velcranoxofficials9970 Grande. Gr-ande

@hugojuarez9282

4 жыл бұрын

@@estrellazd7815 con mucho razón

I lost it when he said “vaya con dios.” “Call 911”

@akh9748

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't understand that but i laughed out loud when i heard him say it

@abeasmr6851

3 жыл бұрын

Abdulrahman Alabduljabbar it means “go with Christ”

@jyt_-

3 жыл бұрын

@@akh9748 literal translation means "Go with god" and that make it more funny

@alifewithluna4134

3 жыл бұрын

Gonna have to check out your channel now, I love ASMR lol

@abeasmr6851

3 жыл бұрын

A Lovely Life With Luna do it! I don’t post very often and I deleted the bulk of my videos after I had a stalker but I still upload from time to time ❤️

I love the respect in this room

I'd love for fluffy to come to the UK and do material on all our different accents. He could do a full show on it.

"You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, your gonna get stabbed" Flash over to *one day at a time* on Netflix

@nayelilopez1066

3 жыл бұрын

DukeAnimates :0 omg yesssss😂😂

@letterborneVods

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing 😅

@rayarena879

2 жыл бұрын

None of the actors on that sitcom are Cubans.

Ive been depressed for 2yrs..at age 41 a truck ran me over & im in a wheelchair for life..Ive been lmao for 2 days now! Thank u Gabriel!🙏

@bellerain381

2 жыл бұрын

I’m praying for you! Hope you recover soon! 🙏🏻

@jimmybob9540

2 жыл бұрын

Take care man, hope everything gets better for you.

@davidzamora9510

2 жыл бұрын

10 years ago a taxi cab hit me, so I have to leave a lot of things (like combat sports or playing guitar). I understand you and I hope you're better :)

@TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch

2 жыл бұрын

Go to Jesus 😃

@TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidzamora9510 go to Jesus 😃

The way Mexicans speak Spanish in Mexico varies! Some speak slow and some speak almost like they’re singing. Others speak with not much accent. It depends on the state or region.

Gabriel you the best friend I never had! Was having a really sad Christmas, and you cheered me up. Thank you and merry Christmas!

“you call a cuban anything but cuban, youre gonna get stabbed” and THATS FACTS.

@yeisonruiz8406

4 жыл бұрын

Teema Tamtoom Claro asere

@cubangirl00

4 жыл бұрын

@@yeisonruiz8406 wtf yo no voy a apuñarlar a nadie 😂

@omarguillon7934

4 жыл бұрын

But don’t call me anything but Cuban , or I’ll get MAD

@cubangirl00

4 жыл бұрын

@@mindy2215 well, that is kinda disrespectful depending of the tone you use, mostly cause many cubans in USA are not balseros, many of my friends went on a plane like everyone else. I am kinda curious, where are u from?

@cubangirl00

4 жыл бұрын

@@omarguillon7934 why? Someone thought I was Brazilian or portuguese here and I didn't get mad 😐

My Spanish teacher: Have you been studying? Me: Of course I have!!! *watched Gabriel Iglesias all weekend*

LMAO this is so true!! My husband is always saying I speak waaaaayy too fast 😂

This is the best so far man you are good!

I work with a Honduran. She speaks like there's a time limit, too.

@retroastronaut1000

4 жыл бұрын

Lol maybe shes from olancho

@STRAKAZulu

4 жыл бұрын

@@retroastronaut1000 not sure, maybe I'll ask.

@englishlearningcenter1470

4 жыл бұрын

So true!!!

@josemigueljr

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe she has some Cuban or Puerto Rican influence? My honduran family doesnt speak fast but at the end of the day cant expect everyone to be the same.

@rudylopez8879

4 жыл бұрын

And they also talk so damn quietly