"So Martin and I..." Me: *opens microwaved popcorn* Here we go...

@SkullSoldier559

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sebcan844

4 жыл бұрын

Fr tho! Also I see your a darling of culture

@toastszz

4 жыл бұрын

I just saw ur pfp... i see u i see u my fellow weeb

@kobehollowhorn4180

4 жыл бұрын

@@toastszz XD yess my fellow weebs

@strawberrypocky6644

3 жыл бұрын

I finished watching the anime a couple weeks ago, and I cried so much. T_T

Gabe: so Martin and I Me: oh this gon be good

@ishhki966

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂😂😂

@trap3rb287

4 жыл бұрын

Martin share all his good shit moments with gabe😂👌🏻

@CiudadanaHerzeleid

4 жыл бұрын

Always 😁

@stijnVDA1994

4 жыл бұрын

Martin coming from the toilet spotting gabe with the gay dude: now the fun happens😈

@Clara-xl1bh

4 жыл бұрын

Yess😂😂

Best quote i have ever accidentally said was “ i get a little drunk when I’m gay” my friends never let me forget it

@Buckle-Bucky

3 жыл бұрын

It would've been better for you if you said "I get a little Gay when I'm drunk"

@estebancino5426

3 жыл бұрын

@@Buckle-Bucky Maybe the funny part is that he say it the other way around

@Buckle-Bucky

3 жыл бұрын

@@estebancino5426 funniness is subjective

@ovo_daedae6678

3 жыл бұрын

@@Buckle-Bucky Then don't say what would be better if it's subjective.

@Buckle-Bucky

3 жыл бұрын

@@ovo_daedae6678 I'm allowed to share my opinion

He makes jokes about his weight, but look at him. That man wears his weight like a champion.

@luigimedugno3775

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@raven_salvation

3 жыл бұрын

True true true!

@gearsofwar2497

3 жыл бұрын

That’s confidence

@landobaggins4023

3 жыл бұрын

that’s how you gotta do it because if you fat and don’t like being fat yo screwed- from a fat person

@Lil7672

3 жыл бұрын

@@landobaggins4023 or lose that weight ?

I lost it when he said, "Hello! Hello! Heelloo! Heelloo!" Had me in stitches.

@taihui8905

4 жыл бұрын

Make sure you watch the one titled "I found my sons son's kryptonite"

@avragetrinidadian3787

4 жыл бұрын

Hellooooooo!!!! Hellooooooooooooooo!!!

@potterfanz6780

4 жыл бұрын

But how did the story end!??

@SirenS550

4 жыл бұрын

Ember_Gold thats what your mom said

@lolowoods3120

4 жыл бұрын

Potterfanz same

Every awesome story always starts out with “Martin and I..”

@watermunteconomie3938

4 жыл бұрын

"Martííííííííííííín", just cracks me up every time.. see clip "beetle".

@NoraIconiq

4 жыл бұрын

Thats because when guys go out with friends crazy shit tends to happen.

@robertalexander5892

4 жыл бұрын

@@NoraIconiq Women are just as bad, y'all just get away with it a lot more.

@NoraIconiq

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertalexander5892 Thats because when men do it. Its kinda expected dont know why it just is.

@tommiejonsson8952

4 жыл бұрын

He's actually said that himself. Well, actually he said: "all the good ones start out like that", but it amounts to the same thing.

“Hello! HE-LLOOOO! 👉🏻👌🏻 HE-LOOOOOOOO! 👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻👌🏻 HELLO.”

@LokiGodOfTime

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@ttrinh312

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😂💀😂🤣🤣☠💀😂👍🤣☠💀💀☠☠☠

@Fdrnghppr

3 жыл бұрын

These are the real lyrics of warning people when drunk: HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👉🏼 HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👌🏼👌🏼 HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👆🏻 😮👈🏼HE-LLOOOO!👉🏼👉🏼👉🏼👌🏼👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

People, fans, the reason the guy started to lose weight was he either had to do that or die. Speaking for myself, I'm really glad that Fluffy is still with us.

@kenriches7403

3 жыл бұрын

You nailed it

@colinmcdonald2499

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. 445 is simply too much weight to carry around.

@chuky1120

2 жыл бұрын

He had to lose weight after he found he has Type-2 Diabetes.

@leylarustamova

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly the fact that people wanted him to hold on to that weight just shows how fucked up the mentality in the US is

@wakcedout

Жыл бұрын

@@chuky1120 I always figured it was something he promised his mother before she passed. I say that because after his mom died was when it looked like he was making a seeious effort to lose weight. So from those ques it seemed like his promise to her final wishes.

"and then it began. The hunt..." tatatatatatatatatatatata

@JoseEstrada-zp3fk

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah man

@charleslastname8587

4 жыл бұрын

Weird as hell tbh.

@billperron2

4 жыл бұрын

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@billperron2

4 жыл бұрын

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@billperron2

4 жыл бұрын

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Whenever I hear the phrase “Martin and I,” I immediately know that this story is going to get interestingly good

@bendejo8

4 жыл бұрын

I saw fluffy preform and martin was there too. When it was over everybody could smell martins weed haha

@MartintheTinman

4 жыл бұрын

I know

@samuelkletz6708

3 жыл бұрын

All the good stories start with “Martin & I”

@ojarajustine1762

3 жыл бұрын

Martin and Fluffy seem to have a lot of great time as friends.

@Motzistick17

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

Gabe knows how to get an entire room's attention with 4 little words. "So Martin and I..." *Snap of 200 people's necks as they turn to look at him*

"Bro, I'll be back" *initiate Jaws mode* "I'll be back~" *initiate Jaws be slayin it mode*

@pastelhotmess9299

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao daniel and the cooler daniel

Gabriel: I am 16 shots of tequila in. Liver: Am I joke to you?

@Lionman177

3 жыл бұрын

Me: having bottle of tequila alone. Liver: Rly? What's next, 700 grams of fried pork? Me: Great idea! Stomach: Quits.

@GhostBear3067

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lionman177 colon: Aww HEEEELLLLL NAW!

@Lionman177

3 жыл бұрын

@@GhostBear3067 They never made it to colon because stomach quit earlier :)

@armybeef68

3 жыл бұрын

Here, hold my beer

@alecnolastname4362

2 жыл бұрын

so if a fifth is 750 whats 1.17ml in imperial? anyway. 1170ml over a litre of whiskey is my record. bought the wrong bottle, finished it anyway.

The legend says, the bartender is still saying Hello...

@thebigscum3616

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@mr.mystery1226

3 жыл бұрын

HELLOOOOO *makes indication of sex*

@gewoontimm

2 жыл бұрын

👉👌👉👌👉👌 helloooo 😅😅

@aehrlynn

Жыл бұрын

HEELLLOOOOOOOO 👉👌

"One time Martin and I..." Me: Stacy get the damn pop corn and get in here!

@sandips5120

3 жыл бұрын

That night he was a broke back Mexican 😂

He still remembers everything even after that much tequila 😆

I like the part later when Martin says something like,”He was gay you know.” Fluffy,”I know. I have options.” 😂😂😂

@justicecanfield1381

Жыл бұрын

HE SAID HE WOULD COOK FOR ME! WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU COOKED FOR ME? NEVER!

Fluffy was so drunk he became gay for a few minutes didn't think it was possible

@maxhax367

4 жыл бұрын

he was gay for 5 seconds when the plane got hit by lightning

@CabezasDePescado

4 жыл бұрын

you have been never been drunk i assume

@fumikagetokoyami8297

4 жыл бұрын

@@CabezasDePescado ever been so drunk you forgot you had a drinking game at your house and took a cab home

@Vaprous

4 жыл бұрын

I am not entirely convinced Gabriel isn't Bisexual.

@Briskrainbow0

4 жыл бұрын

In all fairness, being drunk makes you REALLY friendly in some instances....

His accent switch when saying Martin is incredible 👌🏾

"Martin and I..." Me:*pours margarita* let's do this!

@cerealman2751

4 жыл бұрын

The blue whale is an endangered species

@tessadelafuente9318

3 жыл бұрын

So are the pandas

It’s not a fluffy story unless it starts with Martin and I Edit: Omg this is the most anyone has ever liked/ responded to my comment thanks

@cimondebbarma7205

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

@seanlauer7483

4 жыл бұрын

So true Emily so true

@ng23242

4 жыл бұрын

On god

@MartintheTinman

4 жыл бұрын

I know, right

@billperron2

4 жыл бұрын

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I just woke up and this made my day start with the thought of going to a salon 😂 thank you fluffy 😊

@mayaroma1875

4 жыл бұрын

You woke up at 9pm???? That's too early bro lol

@nathanielwiningear8

4 жыл бұрын

I just woke up at 11 30

@justcallmekyri4238

4 жыл бұрын

Where are you from because here is 7:31 at night

@mayaroma1875

4 жыл бұрын

@@justcallmekyri4238 so when do the sun rises there?

@charleston1716

4 жыл бұрын

It’s 12 30 what the hell

Ah, he's met the Chubby Chasers. No matter what you look like, there is a genre of hot young gay men that think you are the end-all-be-all. Equal opportunity employers.

@irasahara149

4 жыл бұрын

I can't LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

@shamanbeartwo3819

4 жыл бұрын

@@irasahara149 :)) That's what we call them:)) My last bf is way bigger than Fluffy and pushing 70. And they line up. "Can I touch your Buddha Belly?" "Well, go fetch me a beer, give me a foot rub and we'll talk about it". "Okay" and off they run to do his bidding. I should just give up my gym membership and put on a hundred and fifty pounds.

How great stories started in the past : "Once upon a time" How great stories start now : "So Martin and I" Edit - i made this comment 8 months ago and today I was just rewatching this and I noticed how many likes my comment has got ... Like dayyyyuuuuuum

@aa-jm7js

4 жыл бұрын

upal mukherjee. His friend Martin went off with the 2 drunk girls when he heard them talking about how drunk they were while he stayed there with the guy that was picking up on him. But, he didn't say what went on after that, like if they left the place together though. He left that part out.

@randomheadshot4291

4 жыл бұрын

We need a "Once upon a time, martin and I" the universe might not be able to handle it though

@bayougirl4410

3 жыл бұрын

You win the comment section 😂😂

@MissVVVVV

3 жыл бұрын

So true! Love it when Martin features

@uselessly789

3 жыл бұрын

Why must you edit the comment and say that

Man, Gabriel is too much. His mannerisms between straight and gay is just perfect.

To everyone else, he’s Fluffy. To this man, he’s “Damn.”

I love his Woman voice! This guy cracks me up so much! Most of my friends are Mexican and are just like this. I miss them a lot!

We all gotta agree, every time he says "Martin and I" its the best stories he will ever tell, and also he got us all with the "Hello HELLOO, HELLOOOO" part😂

I see Fluffy, I dislocate a joint in my finger to click! Wish they'd let him finish the joke; it was even funnier!😂😂

@yahelsifuentes632

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@bandanit8322

4 жыл бұрын

r/ihadastroke

@vinnythepoet3483

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, is there a way we can see the rest of the joke?

@bandanit8322

4 жыл бұрын

@Noon instagram bad reddit good

“Martin and I” All his best stories start like that.

Bro i was so loaded i bowed This killed me XDDDD

We always say "We're happy you are trying to get healthy Fluffy" but I also want to thank Martin and all of Fluffy's support to help him. You are champions guys ^^

"I can't believe we finished the whole bottle." That's like announcing that you're the first three-legged sheep to ever walk into Wolf Valley.

@nedrgr21

4 жыл бұрын

Blondes' mating call

@Sigart

4 жыл бұрын

It's like you think they're not doing it on purpose. :P

@vsgfilmgroup

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sigart Golly, Admiral Ackbar, what do you think about this one? ITSATRAP.JPG Yep, me too!

@donf3877

4 жыл бұрын

"How we gonna get home?" You just know they ain't gonna get home that night :) But.......... if the guy is just as drunk, he might take a 10 home.... and wake up with a 2 :(

@skyc7089

4 жыл бұрын

This is misogynist and follows rape culture. Just cause someone is drunk doesn't mean they consent/are asking for sex. It's so pitiful idk whether to laugh at people or cry. Period.

And that was the night that fluffy lost his second virginity.

My question is how you remember this crap bro. 16 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU REMEMBER THIS? You’re the tequilan GOD!

4:06 is like the best *"AAGHN"*

I am gay and I laughed so hard at this. Fluffy is just an amazing comedian. :D

@Kylejeepadventures

4 жыл бұрын

Caki Miric i am too. Laughed 😆 hard too.

@theewelder

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kylejeepadventures be gay and laff alone plz,,,,,,,,,hes awful..............look up bill burr........

@nobledinafuentes9462

4 жыл бұрын

@@theewelder 09 m l ñnpģo ñsá p

@InTheZone85

4 жыл бұрын

I'm straight and i laughed....

@nicobrookswolf50

3 жыл бұрын

indeed

You know it's gonna be good when the story starts with... "Marteen and i...."

@k.f.kobold7910

4 жыл бұрын

@The Kid Of Foxy "Orele!"

Gabe:”So Martin and I” Me: AIGHT LESGO

I love his stories so much 😂 Fluffy is the best. He's gotten me through some real hard times myself. In fact, he's helping me get through the hardest time of my life thus far. My fiance and I are coming to see you at Cross Insurance Arena in March! If it's the last thing we do

1:46 O that Martin....O GABRIEL, look out😬

I just literally scream when the bar tender said " HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO"

Me: *watching this while cooking* Fluffy: "Martin and I..." Me: *drops everything and lets the food burn*

The bartender didn't say that to Fluffy. He said it to the girls whom Martin was with😂

Does that mean im gay? i mean my teacher said im quite a creative dude I dont know maybe I'll ask my boyfriend

@maximumrisk2004

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, its just a phase. 🤣

@smoogieoogie

4 жыл бұрын

Crowe3717 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@kneecapdeleter96

4 жыл бұрын

ToxicSkull0 XD

@memphoonthemississippi2554

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes it does. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

@PoeLemic

4 жыл бұрын

ToxicSkull: Wanna come over my house?, I'll let you show me how creative you are, and I will teach you alot too. We can have fun.

Man I remember when you came to Detroit and was taking shots with the crowd. You went through a whole bottle of tequila plus another half! You were so drunk Fluffy! that was such a great show!

@kithaberman7077

2 жыл бұрын

the bottle was mostly water

“And that kids is how I met your father.”

It tooks 3 years for me to write a comment ... He's so damn funny! 🤣

@starblazerio

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

3:34 fluffy moves like Ted the teddy bear 😂

3:49 "Oh my God....do you work out? A little". 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Always Martin! Great times, great times, great times! Lmao

2:17 I feel "FANTASTIC"😂🤣😂🤣

*"Hello, HELOOOOO."*

The hunt! Made me laugh so hard

Gabriel, there are a lot of comedians out there trying to make people laugh, but, you are a naturally very, very funny guy. Your stuff is original, it's all you, no one else comes close to the quality of outrageous, hilarious comedy like you. What really puts you over the edge that makes you so extremely funny is your sound effects and your very good impressions of sooo many people. I really, thoroughly enjoy your KZread videos that I watch while working on graveyard shift. It helps me through the night. I'm a retired Military disabled veteran with PTSD and a retired Arizona law enforcement officer. I say this because your one of the very few that can make me truly laugh. I do not laugh very much when other comedians are trying to be funny on stage...especially the comedians who feel they have to be vulgar to be funny. It's a turn off for me. My wife I have followed your career from when you first started out to now and your like a bottle of wine...you have have gotten better with age. I've never been to any of your live shows, but would love too before I croak out...I'll be 70 in Sept, yeeoow!!! Take care of yourself and keep up the good work you do, thank you...old man Wilson, or Papa Lou from my 24 grandkids and 5 great grandkids 😎 Apache Junction, Az

Gabriel, thank you for these. When I'm fighting my dark moments you help me a lot to seize the day when getting out of bed is just the hardest thing to do.

You're the funniest man alive. Period.

@keabonhall9046

4 жыл бұрын

Internet Explorer really unsure if this is a satire comment

@MegaKiba

4 жыл бұрын

I dont know if i should be happy fluffy is getting his talent recognized or concerned internet explorer has a google account

@hussssshie

4 жыл бұрын

@@MegaKiba The second one. Sold my soul when Micro$oft ditched me. I'm not crying though. #StayStrong

@dev-nx1ug

4 жыл бұрын

you haven’t seen real uncut comedy if you think this is funny

@hussssshie

4 жыл бұрын

@@dev-nx1ug mv yourself to /dev/null already.

I don’t see size, I see humor, and this guy is full of it. Best comedian I’ve ever seen.

The way he says "Martin" though... That RT combination is so pure Mexican!

Guys think they're smart, but girls know EXACTLY what they are doing when they scream shit at a bar like "I can't believe we finished the whole bottle!! How ever are we going to get home!!" Bruh, you aren't hunting, they are fishing.

@TacticalGamingNetwork

3 жыл бұрын

facts

@m2-x-n253

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@m2-x-n253

3 жыл бұрын

Its been fishing all this time

@kaldo_kaldo

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh you might be hunting the fish but you gotta hunt the fisherman.

@kheepsiyahisrael8606

2 жыл бұрын

Excellent point. I was standing outside the arts building on campus, and spotted a man walking up towards me. His swag had me in a trance and I could not take my eyes off him. He got closer and finer and I thought to my self he’s a keeper. He did not eyeball the girls he walked passed , and when they flirted he politely spoke. So, I decided to stay right by the door so he would have to pass by me. He did not say a word just walked on by, so I frowned and thought he got away, but he looked back, after he opened the door and sawed me frowned up looking puzzled and asked, “is everything alright, why is a pretty girl like you all frowned up,” and I said, “I am so hungry,” and he said, “I am only going to be in here few minutes, if you are still here when I come back, I would like to take you out to lunch.” Well that worked, we had lunch and spent everyday together for years..

i think i remember this one

@mayaroma1875

4 жыл бұрын

I think I forgot this one...

@navneetkaushik2482

4 жыл бұрын

@@mayaroma1875 ya me too

@mayravixx25

4 жыл бұрын

@@mayaroma1875 I don't even know what this is from, I'm hoping I can find it later.

Gabriel Iglesias will always make me laugh 😂

@ZepMab

10 ай бұрын

True, no matter what he's hilarious and leaves you in splits

After watching this I laughed like a seal in distress. Flaps and all

This man is a God amongst people

The man is a genius!

“OMG, I’m such a home wrecker!”

@v2blitzwing836

4 жыл бұрын

Emanuel Rojas *Slaps Face*

Probably not the time to laugh but i laughed so hard when he said ''Really, they were drinking? Yeah, we killed it! 👍''

My favourite part of Fluffy's shows is the way he interacts with the crowd.

Fluffy: Martin and I Me: I am gonna be on the floor from laugher

I swear Fluffy can *always* save my mood, especially if I’m mad/irritated like now. -w-✨

This guy is the funniest comedian I have ever seen. My wish is for him to visit Namibia one day and perform for our people. What an artist.

Aww. I was waiting for the part when Fluffy says Martin was taking notes. XD

4:39 *HAHAHAHHAHAHAH* GOD!!!! I'LL SHOW THIS TO MY MOM! SHE WILL LOVE IT!!!!!

@thetester755

Жыл бұрын

How did that turn out?

I can still laugh no matter how many times I've seen this! Haha

Kid: Grandpa? Please tell me a good story. Fluffy: Okay kid, Martin and I..

He truly makes me laugh and smile every time. I am so glad he deci$ed to share his gifts with the world. There are only a handful of comedians that make me cry laughing and truly have a way with heartfelt joy. I hope he is with us forever. Much love FLUFFY! ✌🏻❤️✊

Fluffy, I saw you when you came to Dallas, TX in February. Seeing you as my birthday present was the best. I want to meet you!♥️

Never saw this clip before damn it made laugh so hard, thanks man!

If Fluffy was sober at the time, he would have realized what is going on when the gay guy went “do you work out?” 😂😂 it’s like walking up to Fluffy, getting a good look at him, and go “you like running right?” 😂 😂

Martin is a good friend to you. ❤

In school this is keeping me alive

Gabriel: Gay men are calculated Me: lesbians are even worse. We're scared to flirt so we calculate how to flirt without talking- EDIT: Nice to see all the other lesbians out there agree

@stephengregory404

4 жыл бұрын

Let's get this to 31 more likes

@stephengregory404

4 жыл бұрын

Now we need to get mine to 66 likes

@rafaelrondon4207

4 жыл бұрын

TIL lesbians are just teenage boys

@runningwolfpup1293

4 жыл бұрын

It's about the hand movement lmao.

@austinslaughter319

4 жыл бұрын

Had a lesbian mistake me for a girl in highschool once. Let me tell you, never let someone get me bent over and fingered while only saying "well hi there..." once. Of course it ended when she reached for the front.

4:22 lmao

I love your "Martin and I" stories!

Amazing sound effects and impressions.

The channel shall be named "Martin and i " xD

@hussainaqeel7371

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

whenever you hear "Martin and I" at the beginning of a story, you know it's gonna be good

Gab: Martin and I Me:*Eats my buffalo wings intensively* this is gonna be good

Gabriel Igelies "oh my god do u work out " I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

@zelbongrimmage3770

17 сағат бұрын

😂😂😂

when he said Hello! Hellloooo!!!!! Helloooo! I choked myself while eating lunch

@hunterskaritko4117

4 жыл бұрын

Paul Liu kinky Paul is my kinda Paul 😛

You always feel great listening to this wonderful fella Mr Gabriel

Y'all know when he says "one time,Martin and i..." You know the story is gonna be good!😂

8 gay people dislike this video so far because Fluffy just showed their modus operandi 😂

@KlintKaras

4 жыл бұрын

"He showed guys M.O." you mean. Since the joke is gay guys are just as persistent and calculating as straight men lol.

@edelcroft4444

4 жыл бұрын

Make that 94

@notalive_zombie

4 жыл бұрын

Its the people who put pronouns in their Twitter bios!

@dan-5678

4 жыл бұрын

And at least one liked it

@Goulmy86

4 жыл бұрын

193, and so what. What comes around goes around. This is equal rights. Not bashing

found you a few months ago... Where have you been the rest of my life. You always have me dying from laughter

I just love the way he says “Martin” 😂

Bravo !! Live, love and laugh Great comedians can make you visualize their story. Gabriel is gifted. I can't wait to see your next show near me. God bless!

Just a bookmark. 2:58.

No matter how many times I watch this it never gets old 😂

I love his monologue. Also, his facial expressions remind me of some of Dom De luis's routines.

It's not just the jokes, it's the faces, the gestures, the voices and all of it .. Right On Time! I'm Cryin' Kiddo, Thank You So So Much...