"How do you know prayers don't work?" "Because I'm bald!"

@pwsn2007

2 ай бұрын

I learnt prayers don’t work when I was 11, I’m 46 now.

@Afiajustifiee

2 ай бұрын

@@pwsn2007 It's not too late. God (Jesus) is still answering prayers. Those who come to Him must believe He is and is a rewarder of those who diligently seek Him. Jeremiah 33:3. And God is not a man to lie or a son of a man to repent. God bless you.

@mattg6390

2 ай бұрын

People can believe in “God” (like me) without it being Jesus. You have an opinion just like me. Stop pretending that what you believe is so true or special (because it’s definitely not)

@pwsn2007

2 ай бұрын

@@Afiajustifiee LOL!

@pwsn2007

2 ай бұрын

@@mattg6390 In this midst of opinions are truths, what we’re all saying here has truths. You know God is real in your life and he is. I know God isn’t real in my life and he’s not.

Omg when larry and jeff toast each other i couldn't stop laughing

To me Most of the time Larry is right

"You and your friend have a strange dynamic I'd rather not get involved with"

Vince Vaughn was right about the last Pierre’s. He paid for it so he should get it

I think Larry is actually a superhero.

I love how the Igor event pulled Jeff into the obscurity too. Normally he’d be too busy to give a damn & brush it off but he got so focused on it too 😂

Susie's role is so good that her woman obnoxious snotty actions towards Larry is getting under my skin

You're doing an amazing job on this. But "Larry's secret" should count for Larry. His analogy (my secret improves your quality of life, your secret is just interesting) is spot on + few seconds later, she gets all excited about the shortcut once he mentioned the route and stopped complaining.

@bartsanders1553

Ай бұрын

You need to long term results into consideration.👍

I’d probably give LD a few more points but I love these so much ❤ I will be devastated when this show is over

@moniqueengleman873

2 ай бұрын

Ps It IS OVER. The last episode was last week 😅

Most people don’t know LD was a reserve 2LT. 2 vets on Seinfeld LD and Kramer

“I’m not related to anyone.” -Bill Hader’s character. Such an LOL! That’s obviously literally impossible

GREAT WORK! Don't ever stop making these!

@davidperez5089

2 ай бұрын

That's a big wish the show is ending.

@HankBukowski

2 ай бұрын

They have no choice in that matter.

This series of videos have been a great "Best of CYE".Appreciate the work ❤

"Ice smells" 😂

@tacophillings9282

2 ай бұрын

Yeah I've from an ice maker typically does smell. I've experienced it many times.

@ImNotaRussianBot

Ай бұрын

It absolutely does. Before it freezes, the water absorbed the particles in the air. So, fish, veggies, chocolate, baking soda, meat, etc, etc. It smells. That's why I pour RO filtered water into ice trays with tight lids.

A sock is a thin shoe. I learned something.

@ClydeHUC

Ай бұрын

Is your incorrect sir

It was a troubling day when i realized that everything Larry says is what I am thinking.

Poor Larry! How many times in the past 20 years has he been kicked out of a place?😂

@zootsoot2006

2 ай бұрын

Larry is the poster boy for people with IQs even slightly higher than 100.

@DaleDillard-dn4mz

Ай бұрын

Being banned from a place is an honor. I've been banned from countless places.

These were very good bits. The mini bar pitch was good.

“I’m not related to anyone” is a great throwaway line

Thanks for these hilarious videos

Love this! Great job op

I love these videos

That dudes an effin thief dementia or not

@blu48

2 ай бұрын

Like Larry said dementia is not a license to steal. The guy did appear he knew he owed that money.

Love your videos ❤❤

Bought 2 T bones for date for dinner at her house. Wine, candles, soft music, etc. as soon as we sat down to eat, she begins carving steak, and feeding it to her dog. I askef her where my overnight bag was, and promptly left...

MORE! THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF!!!;

There's No Gender to Angels or Muffins 😂😂😂😂😂

World would be a better place if it was full of Larry Davids!

Lol my wife plops but I have never told her. Learned to live with it

28:11 I didn’t notice until now that this is a call back to Larry’s conversation with Auntie Rae about Loretta when she was resting.

1:54... That actress is perfect to play Alina Habba in something...

OMG. I'm literally in neeeeeed of my Part 12 fix! 😂 JUST ONE MORE HIT!!!!

@irman925

2 ай бұрын

Hang tight! Its exporting now, but my computer is struggling. Had it ready to go but had to remove a scene and reupload.

OY,....My neighbor was a robe wearing Klansman. He only wore it for special events, once a year. I'd see him get picked up by Klans-buddies, usually in a sensible sedan, (not an old pickup) to go to their annual, (indoors) celebration, downtown. I say indoors, because it was a clean event,....so no lynching, or cross burning. They gave out awards, and enjoyed a nice catered meal. He was young klansman,....maybe in his early 40s. Before he came along I'd never seen a real klansman's robe. It was sort of beautiful. Made of a very sturdy, double layer of fabric, an extremely white cloth. Maybe it was his Fall-Winter, robe. Maybe they have a lighter weight, summer version. He had a fancy white hood, too. I couldn't see it up close. I couldn't tell if would hide his identity. We never got into any big conversations, just cordial, neighborly chit-chat. He must have felt out of place, we lived in an area, blocks from a major university. The other neighbors were culturally diverse, with foreign students of every color, and religion, and the whole alphabet of gay people. It was kind of ironic, because he was the minority.

@steve8510

Ай бұрын

So he was cowardly garbage

Larry’s haircut. Blows me away.. unique. Uncanny. Cool.

Don’t touch the perrier it’s an act of war 😂😂😂💯

@mattg6390

2 ай бұрын

Yeah. I lol’d quite a bit at that

Vince Vaughn is awesome. ❤

3:56 DENTIST: "It's the music of my ancestors" LD: "Yeah, but not necessarily the music of your patients" Larry won 🤣🤣🤣

That’s petty about the steak… because YOU paid for the dinner YOU can dictate if she/he gets a doggie bag…😾

@mattg6390

2 ай бұрын

I disagree. I think Larry gets the WOW on that one. He just wanted one piece and there were two others for her dog. The dog would still get some and he was paying for it

@helenestiernstrand6575

2 ай бұрын

No. Its about her not charing.

@tacophillings9282

2 ай бұрын

If you follow the sequence of conversation...he first merely asks for a bite. The sociable thing at that point is to offer a bite and take the rest home to the pup. The only reason the discussion turned to "I paid for it" was because he was refused a bite, NOT because he didn't want ANY going to the doggy. He just wanted some. If you truly understand Larry David, you understand nuance, detail, and the heart of matters. The issue is the fact she was against offering him a mere bite of a meal he was paying for, especially knowing she was taking an expensive steak for a dog. The bite was the issue. Not the doggy bag in general. It's the general attitude of the person receiving the gift of a free high end meal that was the problem. Her attitude should have been more accommodating of the request/the moment. If someone was buying me a meal, and I had a lot of it to bring home, and they asked to try it, I would most certainly offer a bite (not all of it) but its common sense, not even nuance. The humor and world of David is not for the weak minded or low in intellect. Raise the bar. You can do it

Thank you for your service 😂😂😂😂

Little Women absolutely a point for Larry...you're judging these all wrong 😂

Props to Vinman on the show.

I may be in a minority here but Bill Hader and Fred Armisen are in the top 5, possibly top 3, CYE guests of all time. They just absolutely crush anything they do.

Lately Larry has been labeled right when he's not. The steak, Angel Muffin. Just because something is a little douchey doesn't mean it's wrong. You offer me dinner It's mine, and i'll name my dog "insert your name, is a controlling coward" if I want to; it's my dog.

Dude I love you and I love this!!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ I love Larry David!!!!!!!

Once u get ur hands on a good towel it’s impossible to go back

Curb is way better than Seinfeld.

If I had made the counter, LD would maybe end up with 3-4 points at most 😂

Love "Seinfeld" and Larry is Like "Seinfeld " But MUCH Better ☺

@vman992mah2

2 ай бұрын

This guy is a genius. Best 👌 of all producer. Thanks Larry for memories 🙏 ❤️ love from South Africa 🇿🇦. Loved Seinfeld. Thanks again.

How do you know prayers don't work? Because I'm still bald 😂

I wonder if Jeff ever considered doing an OJ on Susie?

Larry made a complete meal with his minibar I’d eat the whole thing

“Is it cold?” “Ice got ice” “Ice melts” Tf

@irman925

Ай бұрын

Pretty sure he says “ice smells”

I know prayers don't work because I haven't won the lottery or slept with Kylie Minogue 😂

This is a older version of the Seinfeld show, every thing about this reminds me of Jerry and Kramer and George

Gotta call you out on this...Even though Susie plopped, Larry is holding the wine over the white couch. He's responsible for his own wine (in case there's a "plopper" or whatever else). In fact, he could/should've been setting it down after a sip. Someone might not even know you're holding wine if they plop. However, my generosity says I'll accept a tie; you should give each a point or neither. No worries though, I'll make the necessary score adjustment in my head😊

@riobrasilsambashowssambist1453

2 ай бұрын

I challenge you to sit on any couch with with no table, or table is way too far away, any food or any drink, and not have any idea what is about to happen in any direction

@mattg6390

2 ай бұрын

The OP is clearly a plopper

@michaelsapoznik5984

2 ай бұрын

​@@mattg6390 You have to take some responsibility for holding your own glass of red wine while sitting on a white couch. Beware of ploppers e.g. Not rocket science.

Because I'm bald😅😅😅😅😅😅

Susie calls Jeff a fat fuck all the time & he's like so calm about it 😂

Siding with the klansman is wild

It’s amazing Larry values right and wrong when it comes to his money

“He’s a decent Klansman…” 😅

Does classic Greek music really use sitar? Is that or was that common?

@HonaRama24

Ай бұрын

Possibly bouzouki, baglamas or other lute like instruments used in traditional Greek music.

21:30 my first thought watching this was thinking the reaction would certainly not be the same if the gender was vice versa

I want to stay @ the Omni Dallas Hotel

But she'll pick up the tab for homie Leon?

Ambidextrous Susan😂 Jon Hamm

Hospital patients are disturbed on a routine basis. The nurse had no argument there.

10:43 that’s the girl from big bang theory right

@christopherlewis1315

2 ай бұрын

10:05 It's her too. 😂

A lot of people Would love to have larry attitude to tell people what he really thinks.

I love that they included the cvs line to show how racist it is to assume someone is having a conversation bcz of skin color.

Hotel should get the point for Larry breaking the rule

ME: Hi my name is Larry .

I love how Susie’s outfit looks get weirder with time! It just becomes unbearable! Hahaha!

Larry David should just put it out there that he’s more of an “Enya” or “Phil Collins” guy when at the dentist.

I'd thoroughly enjoy every item in a Larry David-curated mini bar - especially wasabe peas. The focus group has no taste.

I agree with the dog food lady she does barely know him I would for a friend and yea he paid but that doesn’t mean he can tell her what to do with it

Certain places of the internet have a very strange interpretations to shows like Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, and Breaking Bad. The whole point of these shows is that the main character is a horrible person but entertaining to watch nonetheless

Who the F opens the door when in someone else's house

90% of this season sucks but good work

David wants dog food

Larry David is always right, two-third’s of the time 😂

Japanese people share umbrellas freely

Anyone have the grand total so far?

@irman925

2 ай бұрын

Its at the end of each video 33:41

@HankBukowski

2 ай бұрын

@@irman925 Lol. I must cut it off each time. Thanks. These are great. Well done.

This is great. But he is way too hard on poor Larry.

Larry should have had way more points

is there more than 3 people that makes the world ?

@mariarahelvarnhagen2729

2 ай бұрын

first appellate court

I'm with Larry on he klansman issue

In an Indian household, socks would be appreciated.

The lady in the line represent this new sleep I mean “woke” mentality.

@Jnoooooo

2 ай бұрын

That's silly. Go away and try again.

Before watching it Larry is the winner end of

lol 10:03

18:00 larry is right; there are definitely some jobs that most women can't do. Speaking as a woman, a male gynocologist is horrifying. And i know everyone agrees with me bcz all male gyno.s are always available and magically have an open schedule, and all the female gynecologists are booked weeks out at UCLA

❤😂🎉😊🎉😂❤

Great clips, but lose your entitlement via your "score"

Awesome

Larry is always right! Everyone else are horrible people!

Did you give double points on both sides for the Klansman bit? *In the Larry David Voice* There is no double points for bits You cant give double points for the klansman bit!!

@irman925

2 ай бұрын

World got a point for not wanting to takena Klansman’s robe. Larry got a point for the cleaner getting Larry in trouble by “losing” the robe

I don't think dementia jokes are funny...i also don't think cancer jokes aren't funny either. And I have a great sense of humor.

@Jnoooooo

2 ай бұрын

I don't remember there being a dementia joke?

@mattg6390

2 ай бұрын

Of course you do…lol. Everybody with a bad sense of humor says that they have a “great sense of humor” even though that’s not up to them to judge

@johndicarlo225

2 ай бұрын

What about peanut allergy jokes, didn't someone bash a comedian for that. ...

@tacophillings9282

2 ай бұрын

So you think cancer jokes are funny. Tehehe Also, f off. Also, never made a dementia joke, the joke was the guy was USING the dementia label knowingly to get away with not paying Larry back. It WASNT dementia but deliberate aware decision to pretend they couldn't remember accurately. Therefore not a dementia joke at all really. A dementia joke is just purely using dementia as the main narrative punch line i.e. someone with dementia is funny just because they are forgetful or have dementia. This is a different narrative, the guy happened to be diagnosed with dementia. The narrative points were 1. Loaned money for 6 months 2. Guy gets diagnosed 3. Larry wants money back because he sees a mile away the tactic of using it to not pay him back

It's not perverted it's gay to listening on on a girl phone call

Any adult that names their pet Angel muffin should never be allowed have pets