It's Saturday night and I'm sitting here watching videos about David Bowies crotch, what am I doing with my life

@kristinagroostina

6 жыл бұрын

oh bro

@PrismaticGlaceon

6 жыл бұрын

Jordan Nelson Ten months later, and I'm doing the same thing ad you, m'dude

@charlottececilia5437

6 жыл бұрын

it's 1.31am on a friday and i'm doing the same thing

@kaitlynriley696

6 жыл бұрын

living right

@amandajensen3382

4 жыл бұрын

God's work

I think I went through puberty when I saw this film

@alliekat85

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@essermatt

Жыл бұрын

We all did

@edwardmontoya50

4 ай бұрын

😆😆🤣🤣

@Evi1penguin5

4 ай бұрын

I just watched it and went through puberty for the second time. And I'm fucking 40

"A lot of subtleties going on." Nothing subtle about that package, meeeeow!

@natabeanz2975

9 жыл бұрын

Yess

@thirtythreeflavors

8 жыл бұрын

took the words right out of my mouth.

I always thought it was deliberate, that they wanted this to be a coming of age story and the villain had to be totally grown, totally male, and his crotch intimidating the way "newness" of a sexual nature is to young people, but also alluring and necessary.

@GTA5Player1

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, that is disturbing...

@BZB33

11 ай бұрын

Wasn't it more an anti-coming of age story?

"There's a lot of...subtleties," (said as Bowie's infamous bulge enters the scene). XDDDD

"With the Jareth character, I gave him other qualities." Looks like all of those qualities were stuffed down Mr. Bowie's trousers.

Brian Froud was just doing God's work.

a 'swagger stick'

@geddyleesbassguitar5382

7 жыл бұрын

soph karps LMAO

Thank you for uploading this. What's funny, as an adolescent, I never noticed how tight his pants were. I was too busy oggling his hair and his pretty face. LOL As a grown woman...well... *runs off to buy anniversary dvd*

@styles9956

Жыл бұрын

I was his stunt double

@alwaysinseptember11

11 ай бұрын

@@styles9956are you joking? no way

@mommyslilstinker

9 ай бұрын

LOL

@mad4nertz

4 ай бұрын

I haven’t seen the film in many years maybe decades. Just saw it at cinema last week. That’s how I first noticed (in my forties) and ended up here. I’m grateful the film was off limits at my house (as a survivor of childhood sexual abuse) even if things were not explained to me. I understand so much more now that I can think for myself.

I think his crotch was my favorite character in the movie.

How could anyone not see how tight those pants were? I just saw the movie for the first time last month and every time he stood still, all I kept thinking was how those pants were way too tight! Every time you could see how tight his pants were, I felt like a little kid watching a kissing scene. It made it hard to concentrate on those scenes.

The bulge kills me every time I watch the movie.

@klyanadkmorr

8 жыл бұрын

+Stephanie Bergmann - It's Beautiful Haunting child like innocent THEN THE BULGE GRABS YOU and WON'T LET GO. It kills me as I love the movie but that was so cheesy bad.

Thank God they gave him that look because he knew how to rock it! I love it! Him and this movie!!!

"We got in alot of trouble about maybe how tight his pants were, but that was, that was deliberate. It's very eclectic." LOL I

That bulge awoke my sexuality. Seriously. I had never had positive thoughts about penises until seeing that movie. Oh Bowie, how you changed me!

@Smegma007

10 жыл бұрын

I lol'ed.

@emeraldgreen7867

9 жыл бұрын

He was my first crush

@user-yk3zq7rt2o

6 жыл бұрын

same here. Oh, Bowie, you make me think straight.

@dreadcthulhu5

4 жыл бұрын

He ushered many a young'un into adolescence I'm sure. I know I was.

@MrTonyBarzini

3 жыл бұрын

He’s implicated in the new p3d0 rings I’ve heard

WHO complains about Bowie's pants being sewn on like...like a crotch corset? I'm ASKING. PLUS WHICH Who expects to see Bowie in loose pants?? EVER? He has such amazing style. Not the sort of person who wears sweatpants to the corner market.

@wolfeyesgreen1187

7 жыл бұрын

I have never had a comment make me squeal laugh and the tears started rolling at crotch corset I'm dead XD

@jasonzabbidou1389

6 жыл бұрын

I'm sure Bowie himself probably complained at least a little bit at SOME point.

THANK YOU BRIAN FROUD! Young straight girls and gay boys EVERYWHERE thank you for this glorious attention to detail, and for the yummy wet dreams it inspired for us. I know I did...OK, still do!

@dickottel

9 жыл бұрын

gay girls like it too xD it's funny as hell

@dinothegonzo

7 жыл бұрын

Hey, straight men appreciate a good...pair of pants too. Especially if it's Bowie who's rocking them.

Lol.....swagger stick"

I just showed my bf this movie for the first time the other day. He was silent through the entire thing, but then at the end, he looked at me and said "You could see his bulge through that entire movie." I'm dead :p

To my younger self, the movie was cool but Bowie's man-goods were excellent. Going through puberty at 10 yrs old helped, but I'm pretty sure that this movie had a big part in making me the awesome pervy woman I am today.

The Man who Fell to Earth + Bowie = Full frontal nudity.

David bowie is a handsome man and he wears his pants well 😂😉

Infatuation was an understatement!

its a little known fact that his crotch was the only thing they wanted for the movie. It talked them in to letting the rest of David Bowie appear in the film.

So this is why I felt weird things in my pants as a kid watching Labyrinth lmao

Brian, you were just doing the Lord's Work in the Southern Hemisphere.

May his bulge live on

"There are a lot of subtleties going on..." Well, that's not how I'd go about describing it, but alright then...

I was sooooo infatuated with David Bowie in this movie, still kinda am, so if that is what you were going for, I think you nailed it..

Ive seen less stuffing in a thanksgiving turkey

Ahhhh the battle of the bulge

I loved, love, and will always love “Labyrinth”.

He's got, you know, an armadillo in his trousers!

I saw this in the cinema yesterday and the entire audience laughed whenever Bowie came on his with his *ahem* obviously showing, lol.

All hail the great and magical package!!!

OMG GAH!! AHAHAH LOLMAO. They did it on PURPOSE!! Rock Star bulges!! I thought it was 'Oh Bowie has a package we have a hardtime hiding in the tights' No they were STUFFING IT! As a 15-16yo girl I WOULDN'T STOP LOOKING, Connelly was so mature professional!!

I don't understand why they called david bowie the devil when he clearly is a gift form god himself literally that man is beautiful I love him

@PnkSamurai00

6 жыл бұрын

Kenzie Livingston no honey The devil as in devilishly handsome Like in a Luciferian type of way

When I was little I called his crotch his "piece of pizza"

My mom watched it with me at the labyrinth quote along and my mom and the whole theater were swooned she talked about how good his "package" was. It was awkward since she said that...

I have to say I am a teen who watched it at the tender age of four or so. Didn't notice. Fast forward to age 16. Inner self says"Holy shit! How did I NOT notice that?" Now I can't stop noticing. Thank you Jim Henson. And thank you David Bowie.

on behalf of all of us: THANK YOU KIND SIR

My brain just had a freakin siezure and died. XD Holy crap!

Is there any possibility you could upload the rest of this documentary? It's different from "Inside the Labyrinth," and I'd really like to see it! Please?

David Bowie had a swagger stick. THIS IS SWAG before it was over looked by teens who "Claimed" to have swag.

They can't touch my swag levels. Or my swagger stick... unless they ask nicely. =P But this honestly gave me an idea. When I have kids, and I take them trick-or-treating, just slap on some tights cause, you know, my name and all. I wonder how long I'd go before getting arrested.

@phantomshtter

2 жыл бұрын

You have to actually be in Hollywood to be a pedophile pervert and get away with it.

after hearing brian say this im like "aha! so this is where to term "swag" came from"

That looks more to me like he's completely flaccid, believe it or not...He's just packing some serious heat is all. X-3

Is it wrong that I noticed the insane tightness when I first saw this at the age of 9? I still believe Bowie's the reason I started puberty. XD

@officiallucyc It's from a documentary on the Labyrinth Anniversary edition DVD :)

The first time I saw this movie my friend got upset with me because instead of taking it seriously I laughed at how many times they do subtle closeups of the cockbulge

He's a teenage boy's dream, too. Yowza.

Is that a puppet in David's pants, or is he just pleased to see us?

David Bowie's Area.

@user-yk3zq7rt2o

6 жыл бұрын

and now look at the sky. What do you see?

I SAW THAT MOVIE WHEN I WAS 12 IN 1989, I SWEAR IT SENT ME INTO EARLY PUBERTY THANKS TO THOSE FLIPPING TIGHT TROUSERS, I HAD A FULL ON CRUSH ON THE MAN.

It's funny to read these comments about how everyone saw it when they were little and had no idea about the bulge. Me? I didn't know what it was. I just that was where he hid his crystals. :D

i watched it as a little kid. watched now. started feeling really pervish ROFL

Well i watching the movie, I then notice about Bowie. Well I was watching this viedo, I was laughing so hard.

I saw this movie when I was seven..I noticed it THEN..Didn't have a problem with it..lol

Me and my friends noticed The Crotch when we were 8. Had us laughing for days! XD We kept making jokes about how there was a boulder down the Goblin King's trousers. Now it's less funny, more, "Wow, David Bowie's one heck of a man!"

oh trust me he's every teenage girl dream

"There are a lot of subtleties in his costume ... except for the crotch ... the crotch is less subtle."

that's what they call getting the crap past the radar.

I don't really mind the tight pants personally x3 hehe

Ah, so they made him so forking hot on purpose. Thank you, people, for making me love a person that doesn't exist. ):(

the swagger stick was in those tights HA HA

THANK YOU, BRIAN!

They didn't call him David Bowie Constrictor for nothing...

Lol! My cousin noticed it first and I couldn't stop looking down there after that.....

SWAGGER STICK! Bowie got swag

Oh dear lord, lol. He said it was deliberate... I'm thirteen, just noticed it ,haha.

I want a swagger stick like his.

that's the whole movie

SWAGGER STICK!!!!

I didn't really notice his crotch. My gaze tends not to go down that far.

@Malibu Breeze Me too!!! Of course, I denied it for two years...

But the tightness of the pants is cute :3

Dear god, THANK YOU for those pants. -3

You can definitily see his "Family Jewels" That's for sure....Never really noticed it til i watched the vids here on youtube... o.o

No trouble here with the tightness! :)

Hmm...you know, Leezar from "Your Highness" was influenced heavily by Jareth/Bowie...although no tight pants...

swagger stick..

Haha XD He had a swagger stick! ROFLLL

The singer Lulu was interviewed shortly after Bowie's death and said of the British icon, 'He had these long, beautiful legs." She didn't mention how many. ;)

@GothGuy885

Жыл бұрын

LOL to Sirs crotch with love

@auuggghhh Yes I would be glad to upload it for you but it will have to wait until the weekend I'm afraid! I'm super busy with an essay for college at the moment but will do!

when i fiesrt saw this movie i did not noticed it.

....Why did that make me laugh so much? xD

Ommmgg i always wondered if it was intentional

Gerorge Lucas! :DDDD

Good.

@Abmort93 haha I saw this when I was four and I totally noticed.

I knew it!!!

Best comment on KZread.

i saw this movie millions of times as a kid and yes I did notice his crotch, i remember thinking what's wrong with him? lol but none the less i still loved the movie

I wanna swagger stick :3

i have been in love with him for 12 years first seeen it when i was 5 i use to wish david would come and take me away with him....

im crying lol

Mr Bowie's "jewels" were so evident since his Ziggy Stardust's tight stage costumes. About this movie, I wonder if a 3D edition will be ever released...

@dusterdude238

7 жыл бұрын

then that bulge would leap out of the screen and he would wack you across the face a few times with his swagger stick HA HA HA ;)

@GothGuy885

Жыл бұрын

LOL then that huge bulge would pop right out of the screen and bump your face HEHEHE 😋

Where was this clip from? It wasn't the original making of labyrinth from the DvD...

@Fry3000

8 жыл бұрын

+PixieSpells It's from a bonus feature on the blu-ray called "Journey through the Labyrinth: The Quest for Goblin City"

Lol, the tight pant thing was deliberate? Hahahahahahahahaha! Apparently this wasn't supposed to be a kid's movie :D .

@fogo161 Thankyouthankyouthankyou!!!