Yooooooo Kurp!!

This guy is the BEST!!!

Kurt! I've been watching you with Kyle for a long time. You are one of the best standups I've seen. You make me think of if a Jewish Tom Segura had a baby with an even more Jewish David Wain. You got the goods. Come to Houston, pleeeeeeze?

Great story!

this is by far the best story I've ever heard!!!

People are always in the comments saying stuff like your art saved my life, and I'm not saying that. But I'm also the kind of person who's not going to listen (for better or worse) and sometimes the best message is seeing someone who's honest about how fucked up life can be and nobody is going to make your choices for you. I fucking love being high and hate being sober. It's not at all worth it cause I am so moody I can't concentrate. Even weed breaks the tension but I'm dry on that too. Drugs weren't the problem, my personality and emotions are the problem, but I'm also perfectly fine with myself which is the main thing that keeps anyone alive.

I like this guy, style is original and gets ya off guard haha

He is speaking the truth.

“Lebanese-Dutch” 😂

That was pretty funny

Kurt is a national treasure.

The first time I ever did coke was in Canada and the dude that git it for me didn't want to do any of it with me either 🤣😂🤣😂

*Mr Bean is one of my favorite comics*

This sounds like something Randall would do.

love his twisted humor, volume needs a boost tho, please?

Wow-so funny.

anybody know who mike stoklasa is, from red letter media? he's like kurt metzger's brother or something

@Nucky420

4 жыл бұрын

Wait what, I love mike stoklasa. And I love Kurt metzger.

@billyheaning

4 жыл бұрын

Zach White Look at pics of em side by side

@Nucky420

4 жыл бұрын

Billy Heaning I mean yeah they look alike but any proof they’re brothers? If I could see the head of their penises I could totally make a match. But alas I have seen neither.

@billyheaning

4 жыл бұрын

Zach White ah, vocal intonation doesn’t come across via text. He’s “like”, as in, similar to. Not Valley girl “like”. Not literally.

@Nucky420

4 жыл бұрын

Billy Heaning unfortunately that’s one of the biggest problems writing in a text format, I totally get it now, if you look at their faces, they both have this like 2 week old baby bird with large eyebrows effect.

snorting baby laxatives and drywall ha

He sounds like that Indian-Canadian guy. And they look similar.

4:20 when he says, "some other shit," and nobody laughs?? Are you people

Bad audio.

Can you imagine doing blow with this guy what a nightmare, And I said that before I listened to the story

Joke thief

@nickbisson8243

4 жыл бұрын

Who...

@CodPast

3 жыл бұрын

Amy Schumer

Kurp !

Americans' comedian tells a funny and very memorable story about the one Canadian interested in doing cocaine with Kurt. I've thought about this quite often ever since I first watched it a few months ago. Great story structure and delivery.