Kurt Metzger tells a story at the RISK! live show at The Bell House in Brooklyn on 6.22.16. Listen to the RISK! podcast at RISK-show.com or on iTunes or Google Play Music.
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@Dan14833 Жыл бұрын
Yooooooo Kurp!!
@gtrmanagement2926 жыл бұрын
This guy is the BEST!!!
@TheMattJacks2 жыл бұрын
Kurt! I've been watching you with Kyle for a long time. You are one of the best standups I've seen. You make me think of if a Jewish Tom Segura had a baby with an even more Jewish David Wain. You got the goods. Come to Houston, pleeeeeeze?
@sallypea32025 жыл бұрын
Great story!
@chanelname9696 жыл бұрын
this is by far the best story I've ever heard!!!
@danlowe Жыл бұрын
People are always in the comments saying stuff like your art saved my life, and I'm not saying that. But I'm also the kind of person who's not going to listen (for better or worse) and sometimes the best message is seeing someone who's honest about how fucked up life can be and nobody is going to make your choices for you. I fucking love being high and hate being sober. It's not at all worth it cause I am so moody I can't concentrate. Even weed breaks the tension but I'm dry on that too. Drugs weren't the problem, my personality and emotions are the problem, but I'm also perfectly fine with myself which is the main thing that keeps anyone alive.
@jedipat2049 ай бұрын
I like this guy, style is original and gets ya off guard haha
@BodyByBenSLC6 жыл бұрын
He is speaking the truth.
@stevenmartimucci18002 жыл бұрын
“Lebanese-Dutch” 😂
@prudentiusinvader66524 жыл бұрын
That was pretty funny
@cmmmmmmmw6 жыл бұрын
Kurt is a national treasure.
@Jacob_the_Dabbler5 жыл бұрын
The first time I ever did coke was in Canada and the dude that git it for me didn't want to do any of it with me either 🤣😂🤣😂
@Brainbuster11 ай бұрын
*Mr Bean is one of my favorite comics*
@Rando_Nobody3 жыл бұрын
This sounds like something Randall would do.
@mindsigh4 Жыл бұрын
love his twisted humor, volume needs a boost tho, please?
@shaunmichaelchase4 жыл бұрын
Wow-so funny.
@billyheaning4 жыл бұрын
anybody know who mike stoklasa is, from red letter media? he's like kurt metzger's brother or something
@Nucky420
4 жыл бұрын
Wait what, I love mike stoklasa. And I love Kurt metzger.
@billyheaning
4 жыл бұрын
Zach White Look at pics of em side by side
@Nucky420
4 жыл бұрын
Billy Heaning I mean yeah they look alike but any proof they’re brothers? If I could see the head of their penises I could totally make a match. But alas I have seen neither.
@billyheaning
4 жыл бұрын
Zach White ah, vocal intonation doesn’t come across via text. He’s “like”, as in, similar to. Not Valley girl “like”. Not literally.
@Nucky420
4 жыл бұрын
Billy Heaning unfortunately that’s one of the biggest problems writing in a text format, I totally get it now, if you look at their faces, they both have this like 2 week old baby bird with large eyebrows effect.
@mentalarson10205 жыл бұрын
snorting baby laxatives and drywall ha
@jazminmitchell74933 жыл бұрын
He sounds like that Indian-Canadian guy. And they look similar.
@catsanstail3 жыл бұрын
4:20 when he says, "some other shit," and nobody laughs?? Are you people
@damionsmith5444 Жыл бұрын
Bad audio.
@carlosdanger46486 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine doing blow with this guy what a nightmare, And I said that before I listened to the story
@pfossful5 жыл бұрын
Joke thief
@nickbisson8243
4 жыл бұрын
Who...
@CodPast
3 жыл бұрын
Amy Schumer
@burntofferings37703 ай бұрын
Kurp !
@alefty44639 ай бұрын
Americans' comedian tells a funny and very memorable story about the one Canadian interested in doing cocaine with Kurt. I've thought about this quite often ever since I first watched it a few months ago. Great story structure and delivery.
Пікірлер: 40
Yooooooo Kurp!!
This guy is the BEST!!!
Kurt! I've been watching you with Kyle for a long time. You are one of the best standups I've seen. You make me think of if a Jewish Tom Segura had a baby with an even more Jewish David Wain. You got the goods. Come to Houston, pleeeeeeze?
Great story!
this is by far the best story I've ever heard!!!
People are always in the comments saying stuff like your art saved my life, and I'm not saying that. But I'm also the kind of person who's not going to listen (for better or worse) and sometimes the best message is seeing someone who's honest about how fucked up life can be and nobody is going to make your choices for you. I fucking love being high and hate being sober. It's not at all worth it cause I am so moody I can't concentrate. Even weed breaks the tension but I'm dry on that too. Drugs weren't the problem, my personality and emotions are the problem, but I'm also perfectly fine with myself which is the main thing that keeps anyone alive.
I like this guy, style is original and gets ya off guard haha
He is speaking the truth.
“Lebanese-Dutch” 😂
That was pretty funny
Kurt is a national treasure.
The first time I ever did coke was in Canada and the dude that git it for me didn't want to do any of it with me either 🤣😂🤣😂
*Mr Bean is one of my favorite comics*
This sounds like something Randall would do.
love his twisted humor, volume needs a boost tho, please?
Wow-so funny.
anybody know who mike stoklasa is, from red letter media? he's like kurt metzger's brother or something
@Nucky420
4 жыл бұрын
Wait what, I love mike stoklasa. And I love Kurt metzger.
@billyheaning
4 жыл бұрын
Zach White Look at pics of em side by side
@Nucky420
4 жыл бұрын
Billy Heaning I mean yeah they look alike but any proof they’re brothers? If I could see the head of their penises I could totally make a match. But alas I have seen neither.
@billyheaning
4 жыл бұрын
Zach White ah, vocal intonation doesn’t come across via text. He’s “like”, as in, similar to. Not Valley girl “like”. Not literally.
@Nucky420
4 жыл бұрын
Billy Heaning unfortunately that’s one of the biggest problems writing in a text format, I totally get it now, if you look at their faces, they both have this like 2 week old baby bird with large eyebrows effect.
snorting baby laxatives and drywall ha
He sounds like that Indian-Canadian guy. And they look similar.
4:20 when he says, "some other shit," and nobody laughs?? Are you people
Bad audio.
Can you imagine doing blow with this guy what a nightmare, And I said that before I listened to the story
Joke thief
@nickbisson8243
4 жыл бұрын
Who...
@CodPast
3 жыл бұрын
Amy Schumer
Kurp !
Americans' comedian tells a funny and very memorable story about the one Canadian interested in doing cocaine with Kurt. I've thought about this quite often ever since I first watched it a few months ago. Great story structure and delivery.