Krimson KB Reacts: Jocat's A Crap Guide to Final Fantasy XIV - Melee DPS
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Jocat really outdid himself here!
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Y'all, I know the sound is gone at 12:15 KZread flagged it and muted it. Nothin' I can do about that.
@NekoYuki
Жыл бұрын
Bruh, can I just say "screw the algorithm"? really is a killjoy sometimes.
@Sterncold
Жыл бұрын
and once again YT bs happened since it's not even muted on Jocat's vid...
@dragonriderabens9761
Жыл бұрын
Man, I really wanted to know what you were sayin there
@elijahfeuerstein4710
Жыл бұрын
Oh okay. Was worried I was having technical difficulties...
@cparle87
Жыл бұрын
I've watched half a dozen videos of this, his original, and several reactions, and yours is the only one it has nailed. Sads.
As a monk player: Please just let me throw a rock at them! It doesn't even have to do that much damage, just something!
@KawarrenD
Жыл бұрын
I've been hoping for a cool air punch for the longest time I swear.
@rajabuta
Жыл бұрын
I'm still baffled MNK doesn't have an air or Qi punch
@stebanbas2
Жыл бұрын
Especially since one of the signature skills of the Monk in other FF games is Air Render.
@PuppyDash
Жыл бұрын
I’d honestly like a move like the bards repelling shot, using the enemy as a springboard to escape danger zones.
@IKMcGwee
11 ай бұрын
Is settle for a rock chuck! Let me do something at rangeeeeee besides /beesknees
Let us not forget that Hildebrand Maximilian Heliodore Manderville is a lancer, so not all Dragoons need be tragic backstory. Some can be comedy sidekick.
@kevinsantos5050
Жыл бұрын
Hildibrand is not a Lancer he is the Gentleman of Light, inspector extraordinaire
@jesternario
Жыл бұрын
@@kevinsantos5050 😄
@rajabuta
Жыл бұрын
It should be ROGUE that has a tragic back story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@solerosable
Жыл бұрын
I mean, if he is a lancer, then he still perpetuates the same joke about them. Always on the floor/in the ground.
@kevinsantos5050
Жыл бұрын
@@solerosable That's a very good point he is the Lancer of light lol
"give monk a ranged" yes please lol, imagine if monk just pulled out a blitz ball and kicked it, or stomped the floor earthbender style and kicked a rock at their tarket
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
I'm down let's go
@Eweiit
Жыл бұрын
Aren't Hadouken's the standard issue ranged weapon for monks?
@aureliodeprimus8018
Жыл бұрын
@@Eweiit In WoW monks have at standard "mystical green force lightning" with the additional option to do either the Hadoken with the slow build up of a Ka-Me-Ha-Me-Ha or to use the ultimate ability of Nami from League of Legends (basically summon chi that jumps between enemies and allies/yourself, damaging/healing in the process).
@hellfrozenphoenix13
Жыл бұрын
I'd be down for them to get a new "Fist of" attack that's dedicated to making all your attacks ranged for a time. Not only would that fix the "no range" issue, but it would do it in a fun unique way.
@leafgreenbeast
Жыл бұрын
or any of the numerous the ranged monk skills from tactics
As soon as I saw this one come out I was waiting for Krimsons response to drop. And BOY was I not disappointed!
I love how you started counting off all the "p's". They WERE rather impressive. And then checking your WASD keys. lol
Thanks for watching, everyone! And go subscribe to Jocat if you haven't! As for the muted section: copyrighted music. It happens.
"Y'all know you're Naruto running??" Ah. A man of culture. No doubt with bayonets for days.
@BWA85
Жыл бұрын
Bayonets for days? Bayonets For Days!
@ChaosMind10531
Жыл бұрын
@@BWA85 also... B*tches love cannons!!!
@tigerwarrior1787
Жыл бұрын
@@BWA85 Pop Pop, watching Heathens drop!
You know the worst thing about monks not having a range attack? In most FF games they appear in, they do. Give me my Aurablast, damn it.
I literally didn’t find out about the rear gap in the target circle until I watched this video oh JoCat’s channel. I’ve been playing this game for two years and I never knew, I always just went with my gut on exactly where the “rear” and “flank” were.
The fact that you actually stopped mid-sentence to check your WASD keys got a nice chuckle out of me.
We kinda do have a Hadoken it’s called Elixir Field except it’s aimed at the ground and not the enemy
"Ninja is for those who enjoy American Football: for every ten seconds of excitement you a minute of fuck-all." Has JoCat ever actually WATCHED American Football? 10 seconds of excitement to 1 minute of boredom is baseball. FOOTBALL is 10 seconds of excitement every three or four plays when the referees don't call a penalty before the play starts, and there's 5 minutes between all plays unless the clock's still counting down.
Great reaction as always!!
i found out about the rear gap at when i started the game B) im so cool just kidding, i started as monk who just sees positionals and says *ill take your entire stock* i would move like a monkey doing breakdance. even with the recent rework i still do the positional bcuz pure muscle memory/trauma lol
I had to google positionals when I started leveling melee jobs. I felt like an idiot thinking that the flank was the rear. The definition of flank is literally the sides of an animal or human. At least I learned something! XD
@aureliodeprimus8018
Жыл бұрын
That is the spirit.^^ Never stop learning new things.^^
Just call me Flipper! Proud DRG here!!! And just started SAM and I just hit the sparkly buttons. Your laugh is making me crack up!!!! Also RPR….LOLOL
I honestly want MNK's ranged attack, be them ripping a boulder out the ground and yeet it at the enemy.
Didn't learn about positionals until E8S. Was a tank my whole time in FF then joined an fc, got some raiding buddies and lvled Dragoon.
@Xardion55
Жыл бұрын
Didn't know about positionals until I decided to try using Monk. During which case, I _had_ to know.
when he said cat bird and monke i imagined master oogway for that last part
3:20 - Monk. Hands down. If you play on controller, you are down to 2 full bars in Endwalker, this is after they merged 5 skills into 2 buttons! All the other melee don't overflow 2 bars like this.
@ShikiWantsA_Hug
11 ай бұрын
I play with controller and never had that issue with monk.
I've played FFXIV almost since ARR's release and I only learned about a year ago that the circle under the enemies isn't actually cut off in the back because the ground is uneven but because it indicates where the rear end starts and ends xD
It took me about 5 years of playing to figure that out I just went by model visuals. Which meant I was stupidly running around trash mobs in the overworld for quests trying to get my positionals out.
Whenever I hear the spooky slice, all I can think of is zoidburg from futurama signing it
I didn't realize what constitutes rear and flank until I did p1s. I started raiding at the start of Shadowbringers with Titania EX.
Spammable Hadouken. Or Blitzball. Or Rock Throw. Or just Wave Fist from Final Fantasy Tactics.
@craigfunk3453
Жыл бұрын
Why not Earth Slash?
As a Reaper main, I enjoy doing the spooky slice. Although my Coral blue number 5, 70 gloss slashes are for giving my enemies the kiss of death.
Monks work different than most melees regarding "ranged skills", they have the skill "Six-sided Star" which is 2 in 1 GCD that have 4-5 secs cooldown after use, while not strong as 2 regular gcds it does about the same damage as if you hit a regular GCD and then a ranged attack from other melees, just need to remember to use it as last skill before going away from boss then dash back into the boss after the aoe is gone and you are good to go. Also if you got a lot of downtime you can spam "meditate" to being able to use "forbidden chakra" when you go back which is strong and compensate for your lack of ranged attacks.
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
no gimme hadouken.
@aureliodeprimus8018
Жыл бұрын
@@KrimsonKB Or Air/Earth Render. A touch of Whitebeard never feels wrong.^^
I kinda wonder if the “extensive adjustments” to DRG they mentioned was just simplifying the rotation to reduce button bloat. Maybe it’ll be like reaper and just have no positionals for 1-2-3 but the 4th will still have them
@tenjenk
Жыл бұрын
The readjustment seems to be related to the core changes they're making to how crit, etc work. Also the PVP DRG LB is interesting mechanically in that maybe we wont be positionally locked into animation when we jump?
@caosisaac
Жыл бұрын
Im hoping they remove wheeling thrust and fang over claw from the hotbar and have them replace the 3rd hit theyre tied to respectively like how the continuation combo works for gunbreakers.
He actually made a AMV of The Spooky Slice!
i know this is late coming but he came out with a full version of spooky slice
Figured it out instantly
Hall of the novice....? That's where you learn about the ring...and you get an exp ring to wear.
Hey,do you take reaction suggestions?
Like an off tank having fun... Why you gotta call me out like that, JoCat? 😂
Which DPS is bloated? SAM, my man. So many skills could be just.. combined RDM style. Hits for X damage for the first enemy, then x-50% for the rest.
@larsbohmer6319
Жыл бұрын
I prefer BLM, but I leave everyone their own. I tried Samurai and judged it as to easy to pull off, I like the more complicated Jobs to play :/
@rajabuta
Жыл бұрын
@@larsbohmer6319 it's not easiness. It's bloat. And DRG also very bloaty. Which is why I guess they're getting adjusted in consideration of future patches.
@larsbohmer6319
Жыл бұрын
@@rajabuta I mean, I like if you don't just have to press Buttons in an Order on repeat. BLM has to watch were they stand all the dang Time to keep up Enochian and learn the Fights to know exactly WHEN to place those Ley Lines. Basically anything that doesn't has me Fall asleep while playing the Job
@rajabuta
Жыл бұрын
@@larsbohmer6319 hence why BLM isn't even in the running about bloat. Difficulty is not bloat
@larsbohmer6319
Жыл бұрын
@@rajabuta yeah, I like that more ^^
mnk's enlightenment has some range on it though its not that far and you have to charge up your chakras to use it and you'll just save it for the forbidden chakra since by the time you get all the stacks you need, you'll be back in melee range
@destrinbriar1019
Жыл бұрын
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Technically, Enlightenment can be used as a Hadouken. But I can't recall the exact range this early in the day. (At least, I'm thinking it can. It's what I usually do.)
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
I don't believe that one is spammable.
@Zerosenpai25
Жыл бұрын
@@KrimsonKB it isn't
I play Dragoon, Reaper, and Bard mostly, but I actually watched Jocat before playing Dragoon, so I have been really careful about when I do my evasives. However I still die because I end up just barely clipping the AoE areas, so I still feel bad afterward lol.
We need a full version of the spooky slice song for halloween 2022 as well as for the modding community to make that music play whenever i enshroud 🤣😂
@adriannash2705
Жыл бұрын
You’re in luck, he released one not too long after this one
He did my boy urianger wrong there...
besides hadouken for monk kamehameha would also work and personally preferred
MNK actually have range but you have to get 5 chakra first and the you can hadoken. that means spamming your meditate key 5x before you can damage while other melee already do more range dmg
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
So just give me Hadouken or Wave Fist from FFT to spam.
Devil's advocate for the Monk, they do have something to do while out of range: MEDITATE TO OPEN YOUR CHAKRAS SO YOU CAN HIT THE FORBIDDEN CHAKRA WHEN YOU GET BACK IN RANGE. I play Monk a lot, and I still forget to do that sometimes.
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
Not-devils advocate: gimme spammable Hadouken
@et3inuyasha
Жыл бұрын
@@KrimsonKB Next expansion.
I'm never getting that song out of my head, am I?
"We get it..." Yeah... 10+ years of Floor Dragoon memes is.... more than enough.
I mean monks do have a power geyser, but yea nothing doing if enemies go outside of 20m
As a Monk main I feel the pain.
I kinda wanna play monk for the dash
We need aura bolt for the monks.
Before I made my actual character I made others in the character creator to mess around and the 1st happened to be a Pugilist, while annoying to learn without a tank, I did learn my positionals very quickly
You on Crystal? Sheeeeh I need to meet you! I'm on Coerul!
So it begins 7:50 and I JUST realized what he meant by this because you said "too soon"
For you who enjoyed the crap guides, i shall guide you toward more final fantasy XIV knowledge and direct to you the video : "Final Fantasy XIV 1.0 in a nutshell" by Trueblade Seeker Shall you enjoy the truth power of Yoshida San
I miss frontal positionals. Fun times.
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
a lie
@Keldiur
Жыл бұрын
@@KrimsonKB you my good sir have no culture. There was nothing quite like launching a sneak attack right in someone's face for some reason. Did Dragoon have one? Hard thrust perhaps? Donno, made it fun when healers yelled at you for not paying attention to boss cleave rotation.
12:16 does the audio cut out for anyone else here? I think KZread muted your vid, Krimson :(
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
yep. nothing I can do about that.
@vagabond142
Жыл бұрын
@@KrimsonKB 🤕
hope we get ranged dps
did anyone else lose sound between 12.12 to 12.49 of the video, or was it just me this happened to
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
copyrighted music that got muted.
@icy-lemon-limeyesiwasthatt7439
Жыл бұрын
@@KrimsonKB ok, thanks for answering.
FInally! I'm a healer main and I'm lvling up my drg and mnk. I really don't know why drg is considered the best "beginner friendly" melee dps job. That shit is bloated as fuck. Mnk require at least 400 IQ to press 3 buttons in a different order once in a while...but god at least I don't have to go through a 5 button gcd combo TWICE and line up every ogcd I have. And I have A LOT OF OGCD WITH DRG.
@sennaka
Жыл бұрын
My primary is healer too....started DRG, then said eff that and unlocked Reaper. Now DRG makes so much more sense after leveling that!
@kovacsbenjamin7960
Жыл бұрын
@@sennaka my main problem is the ogcd line up. I use geirskogul with high jump in the opener and I press everything on cd between the 5 button combo... it's fine. But as the fight goes on I feel like I'm just freestyling my rotation. I can keep up the geirskogul + high jump combo but every other ogcd is totally random and I don't know if I'm doing it right or wrong
@zirilan3398
Жыл бұрын
@@kovacsbenjamin7960 the rule for that is pretty simple: High Jump and Geirskogul on cd, everything else within your Lance Charge-window. Life Surge is reserved for Full Thrust (or whatever the Upgrade is called). As a general rule: don't overcap on stacks, put it into Lance Charge if possible. Whoops made a pretty good video for that, Wesk Alber's Guide is also very good
5:48 monks already have a hadouken, but they can't spam it they have to get 5 meditate stacks first.
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
Yes and that's the point: give them a spammable.
@amethist6774
Жыл бұрын
@@KrimsonKB it's spammable every 7.5 seconds
@amethist6774
Жыл бұрын
and only 15 yalms of range
@amethist6774
Жыл бұрын
im teasing a this point, i get it, i play monk a lot, to be honest, i've never realised i dind't have a long range attack before someone directly pointed it out. you can greed easy pz with the dash tho.
Monks be like: No ranged attack? Nah man, free chakra
I don't understand why "Your partner in dragonslaying? What kind of dragon slaying? thats up for you to decide!" ALWAYS PUTS THE EFFING SAO ABRIDGED- "Trying to impress a master swordsman, eh? Get him to plant his enchanted sword in your cave of wonders? Do battle with the fearsome dragon within?" "What the hell is the dragon in that metaphor?" "Chlamydia." "Annnnd we're done here!"
I've never understood how Monk had Chi Blast in FFXI but never in XIV.
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
Hell they even had Wave Fist from FFT.
leveling a dragoon. I feel seen
Give Monk Aura Bolt yo.
You can goku zip around with monk!
Actually monk has a ranged that is howling fist enlightenment :) it is ranged just half ranged of other melee…
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
That doesn't count and you know it doesn't.
I'd rather not say but it was before they updated the ring.
Why's the samurai section muted?
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
music
@Heldemon
Жыл бұрын
@@KrimsonKB I don't think he'd put in music that could be dmca'd and get him a strike? Okay, I looked in his description and it seems he uses a site that provides royalty free music but you have to buy a license. I don't think they would bother striking reaction videos as it potentially helps get them clicks/sales by more people seeing it but who knows.
@spearsage
Жыл бұрын
@@Heldemon the scene, as well as the music, are very similar to ghost of tsushima's special duel scene. Maybe that's why youtube freaked out. That said, it's indeed weird since Jocat's original video does not seem to have similar problem.
@Heldemon
Жыл бұрын
@@spearsage I'm pretty sure youtube just removes video and gives a strike unless muting is something new. Only heard of/seen twitch doing that for copyright music. I thought krimson had muted it himself, but I could be wrong.
@spearsage
Жыл бұрын
@@Heldemon I believe Krimson had to mute that part exactly because youtube freaked out about it. Otherwise I don't think he'd feel the need to do that. Sometimes youtube just refuses to publish a video (due to various silly reasons) and ask you either mute or cut out a section.
the sound is gone at 12:15
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
KZread muted it.
Look i'm not saying that you should stop messing with dragoons, what i AM saying is that it's time for a new joke
Dragoon is best job
Not just the XIV community, the "loldrg" meme has been around since at *least* FFXI Rise of the Zilart
Just give the monk a ki blast range man xD. Or a flying palm strike or somethin' lmao. Anything.
Wait what did you not get? The zootopia sloth but?
*sees Ninja Mudras 3 symbols long* LoTRO Wardens : Amateurs jk lol, dangit I still remember all my Gambits after almost 7 years of not touching the Warden class. Pure muscle memory at this point. Someone remove these from my head 😆
monk has hadouken. if you need to walk away for a second just hit SSS and meditate. sure it kinda sucks but ya know. monk.
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
I can't throw it further and I can't spam. Not Hadouken.
4:33 took me about 5 minutes of playing monk. it's not that hard to understand.
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
For some it is. For some it isn't.
Just give Monk Air Render
I pay for premium and still get muted videos. F off KZread.
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
Eh?
@MoonTiger88
Жыл бұрын
@@KrimsonKB There is a part in the vid at the samurai duel where it's muted.
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
@@MoonTiger88 KZread flagged it. I had to mute it.
@KrimsonKB
Жыл бұрын
KZread flagged it. I had to mute it.
Lul hellsing abridged, yall know you're naruto running 🤣
5:50 they do and it's called enlightenment. Just spam Chakra gain while dodging orange aoe and you cam piercing hadouken enemies with short range. But it's still range!
lol drg