"I don't wanna go to Goldshire!" And here I thought I couldn't laugh any harder than I did watching the guide

@jackgoodkin2267

2 жыл бұрын

Haven't played yet, what's wrong with Goldshire?

@KalinaHitanaVTuber

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackgoodkin2267 From what I've seen from brief searches, Goldshire has a pretty notorious reputation for being an ERP haven, even on non-RP servers

@laschicvalisca2481

2 жыл бұрын

@@KalinaHitanaVTuber And some of us will never know much if anything at all about places like Goldshire because (going all the way back to vanilla WoW,) when you want to play with friends and they're playing Horde while you want to play Paladin which at that time was exclusively Alliance way back then, you're pretty much stuck playing Shaman until the Blood Elves became available to play, then you have to explain to all your warrior friends that pally tanking doesn't work the same way because they use spellpower which is why even with the threat generator is off its impossible to pull undead/demons off the "off tank" because almost all their powers do more damage, then all that changes in the third expansion, ruining everything learned from the entirety of the second expansion and starting all over. ... whew... That's a lot of thoughts on what used to be a good game. Thanks Activision for running Blizzard into the ground!

9:50 Seemingly alot of people don't know that when you are ressed, as long as you DON'T press any ability/attack buttons, you will be invulnerable for 5 seconds to ALL Damage! (the moment you press/click something that is not a movement key it is instantly removed) Gives you chance to move out of the crap and have a heal sent your way without insta dying :P

While I still loved JoCat’s video, I’m still hoping he goes through all the individual jobs and classes! I would love to see his satire on Black Mages (EX-PLOOOOO-SION)!

@idg4ff

2 жыл бұрын

i was hoping he'd do one for melee, one for physical ranged, and one for magical ranged, then individual classes. Especially with a MNK main i wanted to see him just trash positionals (and the changes coming to them for MNK)

@AoyanagiChisa

2 жыл бұрын

nah this one is perfect.. cant stress enough how offen i see people (healer especially) not dpsing in duties...

@Sovek86

2 жыл бұрын

@@AoyanagiChisa theres one he did on a stream for Samurai but I cant find it anymore

@pedropereira6888

2 жыл бұрын

What will probabily come soon and he just wanted to get this dps thing out of the way

@AcerJones21

2 жыл бұрын

He said in the comments of his original video that there would be more than one dps video

As a SAM main I always commend the healer, UNLESS their is a dancer in the party that recognizes how big my sword is and makes me their dance partner.

@dragondaddykushala7133

2 жыл бұрын

I'll dance with your big sword SAMdaddy

@dazzlemasseur

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder how a SAM main thinks. Mostly because you have no utility abilities except damage. Don't get me wrong it's a big + But not contributing to mitigation or damage for other players probably has an impact on how you perceive the game.

@dragondaddykushala7133

2 жыл бұрын

@@dazzlemasseur mostly DAMAGE!! and using third eye properly to help the healers out

@Ahlivianne

2 жыл бұрын

As a DNC main, I appreciate you

@knicknac95

2 жыл бұрын

Non ff14 person here - SAM?

I'm loving how the healers in chat were pleading the fifth on rescuing players just to off them.

Healer main here, haven't rescued any players to kill them intentionally YET. Not out of the question for sure..

@Belarhos

2 жыл бұрын

What are you waiting for? it's time to fulfill your duty as a healer.

@dazzlemasseur

2 жыл бұрын

Once you taste the sweetness of blood you can never go back.

@shadowmaster335

2 жыл бұрын

i did it once, thou it was for fun, i.e it was a friend and he said "hah, i bet you don't even dare do it" me next mechanic that will insta kill him i rescued him into it XD

@romina8193

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't think about doing that until now. I'm going to be a menace in Nier raids now

@Zayamad

2 жыл бұрын

I died 4 times in a raid to kill an fc mate in a Nier raid. Kept rescuing him just a little too late. Twas a wonderful fun blast. I mainly did it cus I joked about it and he said, "Do it your cowards!"

I have as a healer actively gotten people killed purely because they REFUSED to actually learn NOT TO STAND IN THE BAD. One person decided to immediately rage quit because I let them die for not doing thing right (and this all happened long before Rescue existed)

@cosmicneko7225

2 жыл бұрын

usually if they do something stupid like almost get the party killed i just pop a regen on them and let'em think about what they did. had a summoner who was standing in a poison puddle, i rescued him out of it and he immediately went right back to it

It's like Jocat was directly addressing streamers with the tooltip message.

I loved when he did a Crap Guide to D&D for each class. Those were good fun. I'd love if he did each Job as well for XIV.

7:16 As my favorite Dungeon Master says, "YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR ABILITIES WHEN YOU READ THE ABILITIES." From this sentence alone I instantly became better at DnD than all of my friends who couldn't grasp this simple concept.

As a healer main I care more about winning and getting it done than letting someone die out of spite. I WOULD LOVE TO but I wanna finish the fight you get me? And that means keeping the idiot/s alive

Just started Dragoon, and i deal well enough in a Raid to not get hit or self-heal myself then i used my backflip button and didn't know the distance and fall to my grave

@AzureKyle

2 жыл бұрын

So basically, you're playing dragoon perfectly.

@SyrinoxNight

2 жыл бұрын

That's what we're good at.

In my experience, it's more useful to pop your cooldowns on trash mobs than on the Boss later. So don't be afraid. As a main healer, wall-to-wall tanking makes me sweat more than any savage raid. But I wouldn't have it any other way.

People leaving as we were about to commence the duty... I felt that. As a Tank, Healer, and DPS.

@JakeCWolf

2 жыл бұрын

You mean _as_ a DPS, right?

@Josua070

2 жыл бұрын

@@JakeCWolf Nope, as all three it happened to me kek.

@JakeCWolf

2 жыл бұрын

@@Josua070 You missed the joke.

As someone who has played MTG for years, RTFC is my favorite anagram: Read The F*cking Card! I don't understand how people don't do this! Some of the more advanced abilities on things like AST where each ability is split into two parts I could understand a little more, but 99% of the DPS are just "hit button, do X damage of Y type. Combos with Z ability"

@16BitGamerCat

2 жыл бұрын

Acronym not anagram. Anagram is when you rearrange letters. But yes, READ THE F*!$@_G CARD, TOOLTIP, INSTRUCTIONS, WHATEVER!

I’m never getting tired of that Holes clip.

As a healer, I once "Rescued" a bad tank who was so awful that trying to kill them actually saved their life. They'd died multiple times in that Copied Factory run, too, and mostly to the more obvious, older mechanics rather than the newer ones from the raid. So imagine my reaction when trying to kill them with Engel's big laser of death in Energy Barrage *saved* them.

Unless you have an astrologian, they don't personally fill in that extra 40% damage, they just make the DPS fill in more than 60% :D

@Arksimon2k

2 жыл бұрын

Hey! We're gravity mages >:(

@Miyao05

2 жыл бұрын

i won't lie if i get caster card i will buff myself :')

@ghostgaia171

2 жыл бұрын

@@Miyao05 honestly same, unless the other caster is higher than me in dps then they get the card.

@Darasilverdragon

2 жыл бұрын

@@Miyao05 I mean, I'll do that if we end up with two physical dps lol no matter who the card goes on, it still gives me that seal anyway - and then *everybody* get free deeps!

The biggest tool tip mind-blow for me was when I read Arm’s Length inflicted Slow when a monster hits you.

@Darasilverdragon

2 жыл бұрын

I cast AL on cooldown, when I tank - unless I'm only fighting a ranged/caster enemy It's just constant free slow only time I save it is when I know there's a mechanic with a push coming up

I just found this video and shouted thank you at the Dis preist. My god I love that weird spec so much. My little heart was happy to find out that Sage is just a Dis preist but with gun.

I dont commend anyone beyond my five a day for the bonus XP, then I leave it up to lady luck to determine who gets my commendation.

2:50 uhhh.... WHM: Glare, Assize AST: Divination PLD: Fight or flight WAR: Inner Release Shcolar: Chain Stratagem, .....Energy Drain SGE:Don't know yet GBR: No Mercy DRK: Blood Weapon I feel like I got 4 right

@XRazzalyn

2 жыл бұрын

Sage is every skill.

@WolfmanXD

2 жыл бұрын

The white mage one isn't glare, it's afflatus misery.

The perfect time to use rescue is during Ramuh ex, if someone gets chaos/seduce and isn't hit by lightning, you can pull them to safety so they aren't instantly killed.

To be fair, I got to lvl 80 as a DRK on my first character, and my second character, who is now my main, is a lvl 80 GNB, BRD, WHM, SAM, RDM, BLM, PLD, NIN, DNC, maybe a couple others as well, I have unlocked all classes, with my lowest being lvl 60, and I'm lvl 80 with all Disciple of Hand and Land jobs, and up until this video I never realized "Ability" essentially meant OGCD. I would just use the ability (outside of instanced play, of course) and take note of what was GCD and what wasn't.

Back when I started around Heavensward launch, I had no idea about abilities/ogcds and that they don't break combos. It took me until 60 until I actually figured that out. The thing is, the game isn't really doing a great job explaining that to the player (or at least didn't when I started) so it's not something you would automatically know. No shame in not knowing. :p

I loved the reference and the shade thrown at that streamer called Quinn69. Playing a Samurai after boosting, stands in AoE and shouts "Where were the heals!?!"

I've been a sch main since pre DB cleric's Dance. That was a fun time to heal since you had to micromanage constantly. The current game is so much more user friendly, but I do miss how it used to be. The challenge was fun. Granted, pretty much no one wanted to be a healer back then because of that one skill.

How DARE you insinuate that I (Lajuun) have pulled my friend (Alderie) into the central hole while fighting Suzuku as a form of vengence for him doing it to me first.

Great reaction as always!!

i think we can agree that the people who dont commend anyone offense is the same thing as leaving early after the duty is over before someone can even commend anyone

NGL, that chocobo wark at the start freaked me out a bit, because that's also my phone's notification sound.

I have rescued my own raid members who died one too many times once we called a wipe in our static. I have rescued them to them in many amazing ways. I favorite kind of rescue death is timing it just right as I jump off a platform to take them with me. It's so fun to see their reactions. Or even during Diamond, when we know we can spare a death or 3 I do this on purpose while in voice with others and we have a good laugh about it. Fun times. I cannot wait for Endwalker so I can be back to being the terrorist healer to their lives as I was before my static went on break.

I still think my favorite line is Oh Boy my queue just popped oh no one of the other party members with Drew ha fu-

No Mercy should be easy to remember. It's what you're going to get if you go without even touching the button once per run.

Ah, i still remember doing suzaku ex for the dog mount and after some time i just started to sacrifice (rescue) a random dps into the death pit for good luck on a drop. Hooray for unsynced madness, good times

I will admit to (relatively) recently healing a random dungeon and noticing the ranged was autofollowing me suddenly during a boss fight. This was annoying because the boss used towers and the melee was tunnel-visioned on the boss, straining my healing. Ended up standing just outside of an AoE to deliberately kill the mage, which apparently woke up the melee to the need to stand in a separate tower than the tank.

“I don’t wanna go to Goldshire!” XD

i just recently figured out how to do commendations XD now i try to do them if people dont disappear before i can give one.

Jocat's video taught me how to use scathe

That Goldshire comment killed me.

The earlier you pop the long cooldown abilities the earlier that you can pop them again

Worst I've done as a healer is rescue people off the tightrope in Dohn Mheg, I don't want to kill my meat shields because then I have to rez/heal them

@kevinwheeler7427

2 жыл бұрын

I recently ran Dohn Mheg blind for the first time, I honestly thought rescue would help. It didn’t help.

"I DON'T WANNA GO TO GOLDSHIRE!"

“Confess, how many of you have done that?” Only to people I know 🤣

Shadowninja88(unfortunate number, probably unintentional): "lb priority is always melee lol" Very untrue. For dungeons you almost always want to use caster/ranged LB on a big pull. As soon as there are two targets or more, caster/ranged LB is just better if a boss includes it too(E1S as example, the orbs).

"Healers in chat. How many have you done that?" Have done, will do, will continue to do so.

People who exclusively commend healers annoy me lol. Yes yes, commend the healer more for doing their job at an average level. Some of y'all clearly haven't had DPS's in your dungeons so bad that they can't kill a pull before the tank runs out of mitigation and the healer runs out of mana, and it shows.

Chief, imma level with you. I've been playing this game for a fucking decade as Bard and I maybe know half of the names for my abilities. No shit my brain doesn't see 'Uriangier's latest verbal spunk' and just '3,4,s9,s10,7,1'

@Xaivius

2 жыл бұрын

which, for my layout is basically cooldowns, DoT1, DoT2, song, DoT refresher

I've never been the one to cast Rescue, but I have *been* rescued because I couldn't get out of range fast enough... And I love Scathe and and Ruin II....instacasts are the best.

9:48 I've tried once or twice with one boss, failed both times due to missing the timing on it

Goldshire on Moonguard, even :)

i may have pulled a person or two intona pit with rescue yes

I see healers do that all the time with lucid dreaming. I pop it around 6-7k, ands always ready to go again by the time I get to there again. I see others waiting till they are below 2-3k, and then struggle if someone dies for rezzing, and raid wide dmg.

Next thing you know KB becomes a ninja main.

Not only is it easier to learn a job but you don't have to level multiple at one time to unlock everything a job can do.

I have done that res thing :D

Oh man I consistently talk about how much of a heart attack HW Dragoon was lol. B4B, Inner Release, BOTD (On a minute cooldown so you screw up you're back to 2.0 rotation), Geirskogul when you have 20 seconds left on BoTD and not before or you're back to 2.0 rotation, RANDOM 4TH ATTACK FOR YOUR COMBO WITH A POSITIONAL!?! (SERIOUSLY, WHAT WAS THAT?). Plus your jump, spineshatter, Dragonfire, etc etc, all while dealing with them alexander mechs....It was chaos lol. I enjoyed it, but man. after raid I needed a wind down minute for my heart lol

God, I remember Vanilla 2.x warrior's kit, there were so many fucking buttons.

7:16 best advise ever, if I knew how to read :)

They better commend the healer since we are the ones who have to heal through all the bs when they not move from a zone or stuffs like that. Commend a dps if you feel he carry the dungeon (hard to know without a meter, but you can judge by the speed of the clear). Also, i have killed people with rescue, sometimes my friends, sometimes a duo queue and one ask to kill their friend, or sometimes when they are being assholes (they are out there, not a lot but they are)

Sometimes I can't put a commend because everyone leaves before I even press the commend menu

It took me quite awhile to learn not to hold stuf back.

Once had a Scholar as my healer partner on Diamond weapon Ex, he was horrible for one reason. He was trying to Log during a farm party, so he let actual dps die and only cared about his own dps. Once we learned that you bet your ass I rescued the lala twat from my platform into the abyss when the boss was at about 5% So he could say bye bye to his parse

oldschool wow I think got that, what would eventually become a bad habit, ideology of holding cds instilled in players. Way back in the day, you had burst windows and had to hold your load until then. Or line it up with other, sometimes longer, raid cds from other players. Or the mob / boss hit like a wet noodle until xyz happens and you needed to save your defensives for that singular moment. But mmos evolved and it become more about efficiency and consistency over timing. But we all know old habits are hard to break. 14 also finally broke me of the habit, along with main raid healing WoW. Healers have so much cds now you just cycle your coolies instead of pooling them. And then 14, as I said, solidified that mentality for me.

9:40 I have ne-e-e-e-e-ever done such an evil, vicious, sadistically funny activity. Nope...! Don't talk to the GNB I had a run with in LotA, paid actor.

I rose my hand on the 'Healers in chat.. how many of you have done that." guilty as fuckin' charged.. And I'll do it again.

I leveled every job to 80 a couple of weeks ago and tbh. I know how to play every job effectively. Except scholar.

"Chat...any healers who've [resurrected someone only to Rescue them into an AOE so they die again]?" No, but I HAVE, on...maybe more than one occasion...about a few times or so...jumped off the edge of a platform and Rescued either the tank or the other healer to me.

the only time I don't commend anyone, is when everyone leaves while I'm in the middle of end dungeon cutscene... which is why I personally make it a habit to stick around while someone watches a cutscene.

He's most likely going to do the guides after Endwalker drops the job changes

The thing I hate about watching videos concerning MMOs is that they always make me want to go back and play one of the few that I've ever invested some time into. Primarily Lord of the Rings Online.

My commend has a distinct order that it's given to, moving down the line: 1) A player who knew the mechanics so well that they were able to teach the rest of the party without even talking in chat, and played their job as befitting their team comp 2) Any tank that manages to pull just the right amount for the DPS' aoe skills to pull big dick numbers, without pulling so many that it becomes overwhelming and the healer needs to adjust 3) The healer 4) The tank 5) DPS that did their job well enough to save another player from an add that was bearing down on them, or just generally let a shitton of enemy damage not happen in the first place 6) Literally any crap player who's actually still around at the end of the dungeon because you can't commend when you're in a cutscene or loading screen for some reason Usually ends up being 6.

Hey! I've had raised DPS die in AoEs, but that's because they chose to accept the res at a bad time. That's on them, not me 😁

I play every class cant tell you the names of moves either, I go by the pictures. Like white mage has easy names like cure 1, cure 2, cure 3. Sage they got too creative with names. My favorite role is tank, and every tank has its own enimity generating stance which does the same thing but has a different name and picture.

Wait? was that a Fatal Fury team theme from KoF 2k in the intro???

@KrimsonKB

2 жыл бұрын

Close! KoF 99 Fatal Fury theme!

@StanNotSoSaint

2 жыл бұрын

@@KrimsonKB yeah, I thought about it first. Good stuff!

so... why is dark knights mana regen under dmg boost?

As a Monk main i always commend other DPS players. DPS players don't get enough commendations imo.

There are only four reasons why I would not commend someone after a duty/trial. 1) I was part of a preformed party with my FC to run it, therefore cannot commend anyone. 2) Everyone else left before I even had the chance to. 3) Everyone else were dicks and didn't deserve it. 4) Combination of 2 and 3. The good people left, and everyone else remaining were dicks. Otherwise, I'll give a commendation based on certain factors, mainly my role/job. Typically, I would give one to the/a healer. If it's a 4-man and I'm the healer, I'll give it to the tank. If it's an 8-man and I'm the healer, I'll usually give it to the other healer. However, if I'm playing Dancer (my current main until EW) then sometimes I'll give it to my dance partner, if they end up working really well with me (IE I get a lot of Saber Dances)

Newb here, never noticed commendation till I saw the vid

So I gotta share this as I think you're adude and group who will understand my frustrations. I play Elder Scrolls Online and am a healer DPS hybrid because usually it's just my sister and I. Well, we were doing some veteran dungeons and I got SCREAMED at because I wasn't constantly healing the tank and instead, you know, actually fighting. There was no reason to heal the tant! Loser wasn't even at half health unless he just didn't move when an instant kill came at him.

hey very cool FF4 shirt😎

I can count on one hand the amount of times I've used Rescue. And not for that. ....Not saying I haven't been tempted, mind.

People look at OGCD cooldowns and think they're super long. For those people, here's a reminder: global cooldown after every skill in your rotation is 2.5 seconds. Any 3-hit rotation takes 5 seconds, so any OGCD with 30 seconds would take six of those rotations until it's back.

I don’t use Rescue

What is Goldshire?

@rastatus9369

2 жыл бұрын

The place where real furries gather!

@silverjade

2 жыл бұрын

It's a place in WoW for the low level alliance players, but often higher level players hang out there for *various* reasons.. depending on server.. some of those reasons involve erp.. not a place for kids on those servers XD

@rastatus9369

2 жыл бұрын

@UC5nqNUZt8wrfU9lizZ5ND-w that was actually serious, but ok... Goldshire is in wow outside of the Alliances pretty much main city, Stormwind, where ppl go to rp/erp. On one particular server it became famous for doing it. Edit because I'm laughing while explaining this lol

@DahliaErosBlack

2 жыл бұрын

Goldshire is where dreams and underwear go to die

Healer mained for 2 years and i can say without shame I Rescue killed and I'm not sorry. I lasted a year and a half but i couldn't tolerant it anymore xD

After watching this, even seeing you as a person for the first time, I have only one thing to say... REACT HARDER STRUMMER!

@KrimsonKB

2 жыл бұрын

o-ob

Always give props to healers and let them know they are doing an awesome job. I know they take up a lot of shit…

Healer here. Yes, ive murdered many. Even cohealers who forget they have to heal once in a while just to prove a point. During the final Nier raid at the last boss i threatened the dps i would res and kill them personally if they died again. Well they die. And i proceed to rescue them into a train

I may have Rescued someone into an AOE. Once. But it was an accident I swear XD

I'm a tank main who lvl'd a White Mage to lvl 80..... I've ress'd people into a boss AOE on accident uhhhh...many times. :V

I've never rezed someone into an aoe but I have totally used my pull to drag someone into an aoe if that counts haha.

as a healer main i confess that i have rezzed someone only to rescue them into a aoe to die again lol

monk is the only class with an excuse to not deal damage, when the enemy's AoE forces everyone to resort to range attacks, and forces everyone to do it greater than 10y away.. Howling Fist and Enlightenment, which are the only 2 range attack options available to the Monk, only has a range of 10y, while all other classes has 20-30y range attack options. Granted, Monks have Thunderclap, but the puts you closer to the enemy (thus inside AoE) and is thus useless, until AoE is finished. And yes, I have seen enemy AoE force players further than 10y away from the enemy, if they did not wish to take damage.

New Dork Souls is out bud

I only commend people if they do a good job on their class

Wait.. how do you commend someone?

Oh yes I know the anger of waiting for very long queues because you are a main Dragoon but you're sitting there for 40 minutes waiting for queue because there's too many DPS

I'll be honest. I have playing another game than wow from more than 3 years now, and I noticed that they even forced us to use specific abilities in each expansion, making us to learn to hold back if we want to "survive". I have been playing ff14 for a couple of weeks now, main dps, and I just literally having good time, using all my skills as I want. I'm afraid wow must learn from others in order to survive ( and have ion leave. The guy is hopeless... he literally admitted he didn't want players to play some classes of the game and that was the reason he removed skills and powers from them...)

Practice makes perfect, that's why I'm perfectly incompetent.