Kotaku's Alyssa Mercante SIMPS For The Acolyte In Some Of The CRINGIEST Disney Star Wars Shilling Ye

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Alyssa Mercante has had some bad takes with Kotaku and she went hard after Vara Dark the other day, but this might take the cake as she's simping for Qimir in Star Wars The Acolyte. Get THE STARS ENTWINED for good sci-fi: www.amazon.com/Stars-Entwined...
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  • @hammertronactionfigures2426
    @hammertronactionfigures242617 күн бұрын

    Pincess Leia's bikini outfit from Return of the Jedi triggers them because "they" don't look nearly as good.

  • @davidfrancisco3502

    @davidfrancisco3502

    17 күн бұрын

    And it was Carrie Fischer the one who hated the white dress.

  • @hammertronactionfigures2426

    @hammertronactionfigures2426

    17 күн бұрын

    @@davidfrancisco3502 I didn't have any problem with any of the outfits the characters had in the original movies. Everything worked out nicely back then.

  • @StevieZala

    @StevieZala

    16 күн бұрын

    Same reason Mercunte hates Vara Dark too

  • @jwdjembe

    @jwdjembe

    16 күн бұрын

    if u eat for two and move for one you always feel like multiple personas in your gut! #ProtectNuclearFamily

  • @Waaagh40KRed

    @Waaagh40KRed

    16 күн бұрын

    @@hammertronactionfigures2426 I always saw the Slave Girl outfit as a way to show Jabba the Hutt removing Leia of her agency. It why she strangles him with her bondage. It’s symbolism, which the Far Left have no concept of.

  • @georgedavidson957
    @georgedavidson95716 күн бұрын

    mercante is a bottle of vodka away from a complete mental breakdown. at some point we're going to hear that she's been committed for her own protection and that of society.

  • @kuality1416
    @kuality141616 күн бұрын

    Incase you havent figured out why she is trying to protect current Star Wars its because she probably has friends on the staff and she is trying to help them keep their job.

  • @glorfification
    @glorfification16 күн бұрын

    Removing all the beautiful women from science fiction failed, so now they want to make Star Wars trashy. (Must be new orders from Kathleen Kennedy, "make it lame, gay, and trashy!")

  • @hexenhammer483
    @hexenhammer48317 күн бұрын

    Alyssa Mercante. I have standards. Alyssa Mercante "Chad just deleted law enforcement. But he's hawt. I have to have him."

  • @PoweredByFlow
    @PoweredByFlow17 күн бұрын

    She is correct, what is happening in gaming IS directly connected with politics. But it wasn't us who injected it into it in the first place, it was people like Alyssa and their corporate masters.

  • @deathmetal271

    @deathmetal271

    16 күн бұрын

    ⛽️ 💡 101

  • @NinjaRunningWild
    @NinjaRunningWild17 күн бұрын

    I almost wish we’d stop reporting on her. She does all this for the narcissistic attention. Cutting off her supply by completely ignoring her is the worst thing you can do to her.

  • @Waaagh40KRed

    @Waaagh40KRed

    16 күн бұрын

    So she’s like Freddy Krueger?

  • @SterileNeutrino

    @SterileNeutrino

    16 күн бұрын

    @@Waaagh40KRed That's how narcissists work

  • @Waaagh40KRed

    @Waaagh40KRed

    16 күн бұрын

    @@SterileNeutrino Makes sense. That’s why Onision stopped making videos. Well that, and he’s been put on trial for being a groomer.

  • @hammertronactionfigures2426
    @hammertronactionfigures242617 күн бұрын

    This Alyssa person's Star Wars fandom lacks "street cred". Let's see her Star Wars action figure collection. Lets see her Star Wars comic book and novel collection. How many characters, aliens, planets, and space ships can she name?

  • @0malleyAlleyc4t

    @0malleyAlleyc4t

    17 күн бұрын

    She's not autistic like Us, Legends is big canon now

  • @hammertronactionfigures2426

    @hammertronactionfigures2426

    17 күн бұрын

    @@0malleyAlleyc4t It's really easy for the real fans to spot the fakers.

  • @deathmetal271

    @deathmetal271

    16 күн бұрын

    Like when Anita Satkeesian bought an entire stack of game for a photo op in order to prove that she was a true gamer

  • @hammertronactionfigures2426

    @hammertronactionfigures2426

    15 күн бұрын

    @@deathmetal271 I didn't know about Anita, but that's why I added that these "people" need to be able to name characters, aliens, planets, space ships, and other things that are part of the franchises and IPs.

  • @cljerjr31
    @cljerjr3117 күн бұрын

    everyone has a master, she has to pay her bills and kowtow to her masters.

  • @cynicalthoughts4695
    @cynicalthoughts469516 күн бұрын

    Woman showing the goods = objectification, bad, terrible, misogynistic Man showing the goods = ?

  • @terrymcdonell2948
    @terrymcdonell294816 күн бұрын

    Box wine and cats. Invest in companies selling these. And get your passport to leave the new Weimar you now live in

  • @douglasarthur2673
    @douglasarthur267316 күн бұрын

    There's no depths Mercante won't trawl for self-publicity. Her and Kotaku are nothing but a sad, sick joke.

  • @hammertronactionfigures2426
    @hammertronactionfigures242617 күн бұрын

    WHAT?! How did this Alyssa woman get this nonsensical "article" published? If Kotaku is actually publishing this kind of garbage then there is no point in ever visiting that joke of an "entertainment news" site. I fear for the well being of my brain from even hearing about this ...."stuff".

  • @Mouse_Metal
    @Mouse_Metal16 күн бұрын

    The original Mary Sue was from a PARODY fanfic which was making fun of badly written OCs created by teenage fanfic "writers".

  • @MrMuelltube
    @MrMuelltube17 күн бұрын

    Those ppl are such a lost cause. Smh

  • @mariusreinecker1556
    @mariusreinecker155616 күн бұрын

    If I'd say I would not have enjoyed seeing Vara punch her face in, ... I'd be lying through my teeth. I know, not a favourable testament to my character, but I'm just not that big a person and have to live with that fact.

  • @7slavok
    @7slavok16 күн бұрын

    As far as I know, the original Mary Sue was actually a parody of all the fanfiction self inserts, and was apparently so on point that the trope was named after her.

  • @cablesalad3168
    @cablesalad316816 күн бұрын

    0:12 Why is Bono singing for Super Mario in the picture?

  • @comradecat3678
    @comradecat367816 күн бұрын

    The actor that plays Darth Gimp wouldn’t give a they/them like Alyssa even a second glance.

  • @DJchrismiller1
    @DJchrismiller116 күн бұрын

    Looks like a transformer on the jpeg. 😂 🎉

  • @Benji568
    @Benji56815 күн бұрын

    The Acolyte is pretty much aimed at the Twilight crowd. I mean remember when they were gushing over Edward and Jacob and wanting them to get it on?

  • @Adam-sd2ow
    @Adam-sd2ow16 күн бұрын

    I thought she liked diving for clams?

  • @StevieZala
    @StevieZala16 күн бұрын

    Us Gals who are OG fans all wanted to grow up & wear that gold bikini. Its just an outfit, a damn fabulous one. Yeah, apparently its okay to objectify men in the Hackolyte tho. Damn their double standards whilst whining about 'the Patriarchy'.

  • @DanielS2001
    @DanielS200116 күн бұрын

    "The Dude from The Walking Dead..." That isn't Steven Yeun. That is Manny Jacinto. So, you mean "The Dude from The Good Place." XD

  • @theghostofmaximumvolume3414
    @theghostofmaximumvolume341417 күн бұрын

    So these are the fans of DEIsney Generic Space shows.

  • @John-fk2ky
    @John-fk2ky16 күн бұрын

    Minor correction on “Mary Sue”. The original Mary Sue was not a train wreck in that it was bad writing. It was pure, insanely short, satire of very similar characters that were written in earnest by fans at the time. The name just stuck because, as a satire, she was the ultimate example of that kind of bad character.

  • @snafuthegreat
    @snafuthegreat16 күн бұрын

    Can we consider Alyssa to be a lolcow?

  • @0malleyAlleyc4t
    @0malleyAlleyc4t17 күн бұрын

    "Beat yo ass and Hide the Bible if God watchin" -Jon Del Arroz prolly

  • @the1magageneral323
    @the1magageneral32317 күн бұрын

    Kotaku's Alyssa Mercante is beyond pathetic.

  • @MarkLittle-rq2bq
    @MarkLittle-rq2bq16 күн бұрын

    Alyssa Mercante

  • @AlexPatterson-co4gh
    @AlexPatterson-co4gh16 күн бұрын

    Jedi are evil. Simp for Sith.

  • @taconotequila6232
    @taconotequila623216 күн бұрын

    No disrespect dude good video but don't give disney any ideas. They can't even keep their lore straight. If they tried the old republic it would be death for all

  • @jaywhite8659
    @jaywhite865916 күн бұрын

    Hey we need to separate this just like we do with sports! Men's Star Wars & Lady / Queer Wars?

  • @jasonchislett3282
    @jasonchislett328216 күн бұрын

    Mercunte*

  • @user-dp2bz8ed7f
    @user-dp2bz8ed7f16 күн бұрын

    Imagine a feminist resorting to trolling sci-fi fans because it generates more exposure than doing corn on OnlyFools. 🤣

  • @marcwilliams9824

    @marcwilliams9824

    16 күн бұрын

    OnlyFools&Whores I never made the connection before so thanks.

  • @anonymityt2681
    @anonymityt268117 күн бұрын

    Shes one of "those" in the mainstream. They cant last forever... I hope

  • @A7bz3LOT4AL0B
    @A7bz3LOT4AL0B17 күн бұрын

    Of course. She’s a Wine Ann. All Disneys remaining Star Wars fans have now are Wine moms

  • @norscout3031
    @norscout303116 күн бұрын

    God Bless ya JDA! Christ is King

  • @Iam-still-noone
    @Iam-still-noone17 күн бұрын

    🤔 this ladies logic makes no sense - she attacks Stellar Blade cause so she says it promotes dudes drooling over the main character but then she writes about getting aroused over StarWars and Dragon Age characters 🤦‍♂️ - is her middle name hypocrite

  • @richardbustamante8795
    @richardbustamante879516 күн бұрын

    I don't that Mercante person. But I also don't like the self righteous religious vibe. I get the idea about video though.

  • @micheleosullivan4430
    @micheleosullivan443017 күн бұрын

    She doesn't even make me angry. I'm too amused by her crazy behavior. She's free comic relief. 🤣

  • @Dwilly253
    @Dwilly25315 күн бұрын

    🚮🚮🚮🚮

  • @JG-kq5el
    @JG-kq5el7 күн бұрын

    Why do people care about all of this? Grow up and move on.

  • @jamiel6169
    @jamiel616917 күн бұрын

    Lucas Star Wars had plenty of female fans who never wanted to see a hot guy strip and bathe in Star Wars.

  • @the-trustees
    @the-trustees16 күн бұрын

    Ok... i liked you so much until you brought in jeebus, the most hateful figure in all literature, that thank goodness, never existed. What a bummer. 😢

  • @marcwilliams9824

    @marcwilliams9824

    16 күн бұрын

    Bad news for you. Jesus existed. He just didn't turn water into wine, didn't rise from the dead, didn't raise others from death, didn't do the loaves and fish thing, didn't come from immaculate conception, etc. Oh, and he wasn't the son of any deity. But he was an actual person.

  • @deathmetal271

    @deathmetal271

    16 күн бұрын

    You’re eventually going to have to pick a side

  • @the-trustees

    @the-trustees

    16 күн бұрын

    ​@@marcwilliams9824Google "did jeebus exist" before making declarative statements like that.

  • @the-trustees

    @the-trustees

    16 күн бұрын

    ​@@deathmetal271What are the sides, and why will I "eventually" have to choose one?

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