Joel's sarcasm paired with Burts insanity is underrated.

@TheBubClub

11 ай бұрын

Same thing. This is actually the perfect combo. Joel just lets this shit roll and goofs it and it enables barf.

5 minutes in and Bert blames his weight gain on drinking water

@colbythom223

11 ай бұрын

Then proceeds to say he is “so jacked” right now. Lol and that the steroids are healing his liver. Barts entering delusional status.

@SatansSimgma

11 ай бұрын

Who is more deillisonal Bort or Beetlejuice from Howard Stern?

@mrs.h2725

11 ай бұрын

Well he’s on the same intelligence level as porn stars who want to get a savannah cat as a pet 😂. Mad respect to those dog breeders for having enough integrity to not sell him either of those breeds tho. He’d for sure not train them or that cat properly and encourage bad behavior, and then be shocked when Georgia gets mauled visiting on a school break 😬

@XbraveheartX87

11 ай бұрын

also he sounds incredibly dull when he keeps saying he is "taking steroids" when hes just on replacement therapy which is an incredibly lower doses (usually 25/50mg weekly) than actual test cycles for bodybuilders/athletes (usually 500-750mg+ weekly) lmao

@bettiedavis1000

11 ай бұрын

Lol no way water is to blame

Barf saying that Liquid Death is the cause of his weight gain has me dying 😂

@krisdoke

11 ай бұрын

Ya , way to xrap on the sponsor

@departedgardens9262

11 ай бұрын

Same hahaha like what

@StanleyKubick1

11 ай бұрын

*weight

@BrittneyBritt17

11 ай бұрын

But Kool Aid is fine… 😂😂

@peterkounoupis4450

11 ай бұрын

from water? Borq can be funny but his stupidity and blatant lies overpower it all...btw the movie bombed. had some funny moments but Boffo's "acting" ruined it.

Joel: breaths Bert: me. But me though. Did you know about me?

@tonylipsmire5918

11 ай бұрын

“Soft” narcissist lmao

@Kav3h

11 ай бұрын

OMG, this is this episode to a T

@murkwell17

11 ай бұрын

Did you know I breathe? Actually all the time people would be surprised how good of a breather I am. When I was in college I was voted master breather by the rolling stone magazine...when I met Leanne I was in PEAK breathing condition...uh HUNDRED percent.

@mick2846

11 ай бұрын

Yeah I mean if he could just contain his narcissism the slightest bit to let guests talk, he’s be a lot more listenable

@StanleyKubick1

11 ай бұрын

*breathes

Bert pronouncing NASA like “Nah-saw” 😂

I’ve almost come full circle on starting to respect how far Bert’s podcasting career has come regardless of his inability to improve at it

@tc96-

11 ай бұрын

Pretty sure it’s Bart*

Nice of Joel to show up for Bert's therapy session

Bert: "Have you done a live play?" Joel: " YEAH!, You mean a PLAY.!" 😂😂😂😂

@dubyas1989

11 ай бұрын

To be fair Bert misspeaks so often I’d check that’s what he meant too

Bert could easily play a live action version of Homer Simpson 😂

@ty-guy4458

11 ай бұрын

I dunno, Homer is only 240lbs.

@cadosampson3538

11 ай бұрын

Bret ego so big he thinks Homer Simpson just does an impression of him

@dalelane1948

11 ай бұрын

homer was self aware though?

@Kav3h

11 ай бұрын

@@ty-guy4458 but Bert is 252lbs ha ha

@ontariomotorsport7038

11 ай бұрын

Idk Homer Simpson is actually funny

the difference in health appearance between these two 50 year olds is...stunning.

@commaJim

11 ай бұрын

The difference in health appearance between most humans in stunning

@indifferentadvocate1737

11 ай бұрын

You’d never guess Joel is a year older than Bart.

@ScorpionP2C

11 ай бұрын

@@indifferentadvocate1737 holy crap I did not even realize that, had to look it up to be believe it!

@Grizzlybike

11 ай бұрын

All Brent has to do is give up the liquid death…..Sometimes I wonder how Tom puts up with it. Bart needs Tom to temper the ridiculousness. Leeann is a friggin saint.

@f-150yeti2

11 ай бұрын

@@Grizzlybike Biff is a handful for sure.

Just watched a 2 hour episode of Joel McHale trying to finish 1 sentence.

Joel is so humble, it's very nice to see genuine generosity. From both of them. Keep it up Bertram, and thank you.

Their chemistry is excellent. An endless flood of crazy statements meets an unending wall of pointing out the ridiculousness lmao

Bert attempts to ask question - Joel finishes asking question and Bert talks about himself. Joel did a great job interviewing Bort in this episode for sure.

@Steelosick

11 ай бұрын

Lol bort

@savagecabbage553

11 ай бұрын

When I was 22 I got involved with the Russian mafia. Here's how it happened.

@voice_of_a_little_lady

11 ай бұрын

Seriously, this ep. was particularly bad. Burt should just start getting cardboard cutouts of the guests to talk to.

@rafbeard4975

11 ай бұрын

​@@voice_of_a_little_ladyYEEEESSS 🎉🎉🎉

@adamjames8854

11 ай бұрын

I mean by now people must know what they're signing up for coming on this show lmao

WHY WOULD TOM GIVE THIS GUEST TO BERT LMFAO . I was so excited to see Joel and then beet was in the thumbnail and I was angry enough to type this . 😂😂😂

so good hearing Joel's 2 sentences during this podcast!!!

Lmao did bert just with a straight face, blame WATER for his weight gain??

@adamjames8854

11 ай бұрын

It's got like fruit extract in it or something doesn't it? So that's it, it's so tasty he just drinks too much of it and THATS why he's fat, lmao, not the 10000 calorie a day not accounting for the sneaky drinks that slip in there lmao

@sulthtukin

11 ай бұрын

​@@adamjames8854it was Liquid Death though, that's just canned water.

@7bakerskates7

11 ай бұрын

​@@sulthtukinthat was the joke haha

@murkwell17

11 ай бұрын

No his face was gay at the time

@systemofadownsyndrome7715

11 ай бұрын

Unhealthy people retain water in unusual places and have to take medication to release it. Gout is when your joints fill with uric Crystal's from your urine.

I love how Bert receiving testosterone from his doctor makes him think he’s on anabolic steroids.

@johnherring450

11 ай бұрын

I was wondering if anybody else picked up on that! Lol he acts like he's running Dynobol or something 😂😂

@rogerwilco1777

11 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure the doctor also said It negates the half gallon of Tito's and 3 large pizzas he has before bed.

@Emcobb2

11 ай бұрын

This comment. I’m so glad someone said it

@Reclipsegaming

11 ай бұрын

And he literally says it’s to bring him to a normal level lol 😆

@allthethings420

11 ай бұрын

exogenous testosterone (like Bert's taking) is an anabolic steroid.. Body builders just take more than what a doctor would prescribe but thats the only difference...

Bert still thinking he’s on steroids is absolutely hilarious

I was so excited to hear Joel speak.😢

Bert spilled so much wine on his treadmill he killed it so he doesn't do cardio anymore

The way Bert says NASA is right up there with the way he says tattoo

The normal podcasts with Tom and Bert is called 2 bears 1 cave, but these spin-off episodes with just Bert hosting should be titled: “UnBEARable”

Ken and Joel should do an episode of "Bad Friends" and just act as if they are Bobby and Andrew, and have Bobby and Andrew as their guests.

@JBGC916

11 ай бұрын

😂

@loljk9443

11 ай бұрын

That’s perfect.

@lostagain7292

11 ай бұрын

I. Want. This.

@caseyhickman93

11 ай бұрын

YES 😂

@matthewsmcdill

11 ай бұрын

I'd watch that. Joel is actually way funnier than I thought he'd be.

Getting health advice from Bert is like getting health advice from a delusional overeating drunk.

@SupersonicAardvark

11 ай бұрын

It's not "like" it, it IS it.

@rams812

11 ай бұрын

And that takes pool showers...

@m0nstaman

11 ай бұрын

@@SupersonicAardvark thats the joke

@ReaperCaliber

11 ай бұрын

​@m0nstaman Stating the obvious as if it's not obvious? That's the humor of unfunny ass people lmao, not even shit talking, it's just lazy and lacking in any real wit.

@stephencook1666

11 ай бұрын

Almost exactly 😂

Loved watching Joel get genuinely awkward from hearing Bobby was a fan of his show 🤣

I try not to shit on Bert as much as possible because it’s hacky and easy at this point, but the Bert and a guest 2 bears eps really are a slap in the face to the fans. There’s a reason 2 bears got really popular and not BertCast.

@dylanstorie8988

11 ай бұрын

well said

@anaavalos8003

11 ай бұрын

That’s totally how I feel when either bear is missing from the show.

@RedBernie

11 ай бұрын

@@anaavalos8003 yea it sounds like more of an attack on Bert, but I didn’t mean it like that and you can make the same argument for Tom Talks. It wouldn’t be much of an issue either, but there are so many 2 bears guest episodes at this point.

@MaxR52

11 ай бұрын

Agreed, this feels like what a shitty studio would do.

@henryrubio8904

11 ай бұрын

Automatic skip again 😢

Burt, you don’t sleep, you pass out…7 nights a week

The look in Bert's eyes doing the math of how many hours between 1 and 7 there are is priceless

Bert expects us to believe he works out every day 😂😂

Jeff winger on 2b1c is fantastic

@Mperkins813

11 ай бұрын

I thought I missed some episode where he took designer drugs for a second.

@rr0ber4

11 ай бұрын

First of all, GAY! Second of all, STUPID!

Bert out here looking more and more like the "muh-sheen" everyday

I imagine Joel is used to being asked about Community, so Bobby Kelly accurately questioning him about Animal Control was so sweet. You could see Joel's face light up!

Bert pretty much always looks like he just got home from drinking and riding on a boat all day. I love that guy.

Bert accidentally pulled a "bear down for midterms"

Welcome to another episode of “I’m so fucking jacked” 💪 where Bert awkwardly flexes at random times and lives in a delusion because he’s too afraid to face the accountability of his unhealthy lifestyle

@josef2012

11 ай бұрын

🎯

@StanleyKubick1

11 ай бұрын

jacked in the face

@dieterdohlen6386

11 ай бұрын

He's got muscles but hes fat, it always blows my mind how people can't see that on others. If he was 250 lbs not working out he'd be a blob. If he lost 50 lbs he'd look jacked, cause he is jacked, you can clearly see it lol. Just fat covering it.

@cassidyvandermeulen9503

11 ай бұрын

It's pretty funny that most of his jokes are lost because of the commentators' desire to be haters

@nathanshietze1005

11 ай бұрын

@@cassidyvandermeulen9503 it’s not lost I get the jokes… I’m a huge fan of his. I’m just tired of hearing him say “I’m so jacked” every 5 minutes lol

Bort trying to convince every guest, he is not about to drop dead b fact is an amazing

2 hours of Bert talking about himself

Thanks for the giggles Bert !

I love that Bert shares his friends. He's a connecting gordito Machine.

Joel has classic Famous Guy Face

They gotta save other guest for Tom, also Bert’s delusions as to why he never loses weight will always make me laugh 😂

Which cardboard cutouts should Bort interview next.

@rogerwilco1777

11 ай бұрын

next episode is just bret licking his own nuts for 2hrs

Anyone else bummed when there's a great guest bear when Tom's gone because you know you missed out on a great pod

@wadedoucett9382

11 ай бұрын

Literally that was my first thought. Such a waste having Bert with Joel.

@dustinvanwinkle5078

11 ай бұрын

Every single time lol

@Kav3h

11 ай бұрын

You know Bert will not shut up, an giving the weirdest advice

@shit_tiger

11 ай бұрын

💔

@DeadwingAbsentia

11 ай бұрын

One day YMH will be good again. Today is not that day.

No way the Doc said you have a fatty liver so just take T instead of stop being an alcoholic 😂

@josephhunt6336

11 ай бұрын

Lol always said the same thing.

@ryanwoolsey6972

11 ай бұрын

I think what the Dr. tells Bret and what Brent hears are always two totally different things…

@voice_of_a_little_lady

11 ай бұрын

@@ryanwoolsey6972 Too true. Such is the ways of Birt.

@Ruckus333

11 ай бұрын

And doc said go have a drink! Sure he did Berty

@brandorobot

11 ай бұрын

Probably not. But also I think Bart seeks out a dr who will tell him what he wants to hear. He wants any dr who will tell him he can keep drinking like he wants Joel McHale to convince him he’s not a narcissist lol.

Damn...always such a bummer to see that Tom isn't in the episode.

@obj3ct143

11 ай бұрын

Dude a great guess.

@georgimihalkov4781

11 ай бұрын

@@obj3ct143 I agree that the guest is great, if that's what you wanted to say. The problem is with the host, or lack thereof to say it more accurately.

@homesforsaleindallastexas

11 ай бұрын

Bart without the hat looks like the Tom promo video where he gets stabbed …funny what this episode is called 😂

@LOOISDYLAN

11 ай бұрын

Need a run of Tommy bun exclusives, brent doesnt bring much to the table

@georgimihalkov4781

11 ай бұрын

@@LOOISDYLAN It's good when the two bears are together, Bertcast has it's own channel.

the crew probably goes through the comment section everytime Bert is on and has a nice laugh lol

@MaxR52

11 ай бұрын

Hi gang!

@commaJim

11 ай бұрын

Or they get bored of seeing the exact same shit every time

I really enjoyed the episode of The Cabin with Joel, Ms. Pat, and Kaley Cuoco. it was so awkward... I loved it.

Bert legitimately thinking that funerals don't happen anymore 😂

Poor Joel, can hardly get a sentence in before Bart needs to hear his voice again.

@timmiemac2643

11 ай бұрын

Yeah does burnt Chrysler ever let anyone else talk Water weed dune hair

@zearbell

11 ай бұрын

Nope he never does

@nickatnite404

11 ай бұрын

So cringe

Bert is getting closer to the Muh-Sheen Bert every day.

@Skankhunter420

11 ай бұрын

Machine burt was never a real thing he lied about the entire story.

@ryanogden5635

11 ай бұрын

Just needs the bucket.

@matthewsmcdill

11 ай бұрын

​@@Skankhunter420classmates have confirmed the train robbery on Facebook around the time it first went viral on Rogan ages ago. I think it's embellished a bit on stage but the meat and potatoes of it was definitely real.

@jacoblittle4002

11 ай бұрын

​@@ryanogden5635 Don't forget the stab wounds!

@clicheguevara5282

11 ай бұрын

Hopefully! ...because Muh-Sheen Bert gets stabbed at the end of the video.

Bert: "My Cardiologist told me to talk to Rogan about it (testosterone)." Every Cardiologist in the world: "No, Bert. Talk to an Endocrinologist about testosterone, not a celebrity."

Joel lying that Bart looks 'great' without missing a beat is proof positive of his Hollywood game-playing chops

@Mperkins813

11 ай бұрын

He looks a LOT better than most 50 yrold Americans...

@carlrs15

11 ай бұрын

@@Mperkins813 a HUNNNN-dred percent untrue but fine

@ALDM404

11 ай бұрын

@@Mperkins813 does he? the ones that are fatter and drunker than him don't make it to 50 lol

I love Joel. Anything he's involved in I watch.

5 minutes in, I didn't even notice the ad has been playing for the last 4 minutes. That's alllllways a good sign

I literally can’t imagine Community without Joel

@gabrielcastorena5716

11 ай бұрын

Literally the only comment like this I could find

Damn, Bert aged 20 years without a hat on.

Dan Harmon showed us all how talented Joel is and community was not talked about at all lmao

@rr0ber4

11 ай бұрын

Well, tbf, it's not like there's a Community movie in the works so there really is nothing to talk about

Definite moments where Joel sincerely looked like a deer in headlights to Bert’s beautiful chaos.

Joel just feeding all of Barts bad psychological traits is hilarious 😂😂

Netflix Joel McHale show was fire

Secret time: it’s hard for me to listen without Nadav laughing. 😢

@yoBigWave

11 ай бұрын

It's like listening to a shit radio show sometimes

@milkmintsgaming7377

11 ай бұрын

Secret time: it’s hard to for me to listen to bert lead a pod.

Love how bert asks a qiestion and then proceeds to answer it cuttin anyone off i laugh at it every time and probably why i love watching him so much

bert will be on his death bed shitting out his liver and his last words will be "I'm jacked"

@thestraydog

11 ай бұрын

"When I was 22.... I joined the Russian Mafia... Here's how it happened..." *death rattle

Holy shit Bert looks exactly like he did in Tom’s dance video

I love Bert so much ... then he click clicks

Always loved Joel McHale. He is hilarious and very likable.

Bart never skips head day 🏋

It feels like Bart keeps trying to say that he’s exactly the same as Joel

@Mperkins813

11 ай бұрын

That's something he does with everyone lol

"Theres no way you can look this up but I was top 10" - this type of lying is so delusional. I can't believe I bought a ticket to one of his shows in Berlin. Even Bert believing he is not a narcisist is insane. Completely delusional

@Kanggaxx

11 ай бұрын

He's not a narcissist, not even close. It's more like he's always kind of manic. Or drunk.

@brandongibson3444

11 ай бұрын

Giggles hhj

@ALDM404

11 ай бұрын

@@Kanggaxx alcoholics and addicts usually are narcissists

Joel has been making me laugh since I was a kid. Great episode, Bert and the booth!

Bert is so jacked, his muscles are even denial.

I enjoyed them finally having Daniel Tosh on here.

@billsmith394

11 ай бұрын

Underrated

Joel's been around for soo long a guy could learn some gems but all we've learned instead is apparently water makes you fat.

@kelticsage

11 ай бұрын

Bart will blame everything except alcohol

@CIRCLEOFTONE

11 ай бұрын

That was a joke

6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE

Shoutout to good dog owners who responsibly ask the right questions.

@rogerwilco1777

11 ай бұрын

I wouldnt sell bart a goldfish.. he'd probably fill the bowl half with Tito's tryin to get it drunk

I wonder if Joe List thinks Bert is always in a good mood

Joel telling Bert he sent have any narcissistic personality AT ALL is the funniest part of this bertcast.

"a t bone is 1000 calories that's a days worth of me eating" Who tf is this guy trying to fool? If anything that's a day of him DRINKING 😂

Love the babbel commercial Tom does during this podcast...he does the garth brooks crazy giggle after he says "watching videos of people of falling off roofs".

This week on 2 Bears 1 Bertcast.. Tom leaves us again, Bert rambles, Joel does his best to save the show.

When Tom isn't available, you guys should just set up a mirror on a stick to sit opposite Bert. It'll be the same show, but you won't have to make a guest feel awkward being forced into playing a stand-in therapist.

Joel's so underrated.

Bert pronouncing NASA like he just watched a pirate movie where they went to Nassau is fucking hilarious.

bert blaming water for his weight gain is the most delusional thing he’s ever said

@Grizzlybike

11 ай бұрын

Lol, not even close. I get the sentiment, but Bart says crazier ridiculous shit all the time

Bert told Tom he weighed 271 not 261. The lying is ridiculous … There’s no way his cardiologist told him to take Testosterone and keep pounding alcohol and NyQuil.

I love Joel McHale!

Bert needs to love to Austin already so we get more 2 bears, these special guests are never the same

God damn, Joel is a smoke show for 51 years old.

“Have you done a live play?” -You mean like a play? lmao

Self absorbed...not soft narcissist. Neither a boon. Definitely entertaining.

"Is bart funny" is a question i ask myself every time he speaks.

@muszr00m

11 ай бұрын

He is not. You can stop asking

Nothing makes me more upset than , getting to work Monday morning , going to to 2bears 1 cave only to learn it will be a bertcast 😞😞😞😞😞😞

Bert's use of T is a total misuse of what's its intended for 😂

Bobby Kelly stole the show in less than 5 minutes 😂😂

I'm good. See you next week.

Noooo thank youuuu. Heard Bert's stories enough

I didn’t know anything about “community” and then I binge watched everything earlier this year! It’s awesome 👏

@mattwilkes2321

11 ай бұрын

Oh fuck yeah man.

Tom's mean mug coming in to the ad to say the words "White Peach"

1 Bert + 0 Tom = Hard Pass