Henry is is a good lad, he's the richest person in the existence but he's always glad to pour you a drink. Right after stealing everything you have and blocking all doorways with horses.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Henry knows how to treat his Uncle Hanush right! Keep him sloshed enough with booze and he will let Henry do anything to his subjects :P

"Don’t just stand there lad, pour us a drink" This will never get old 😆

@OrangeDragon04

2 жыл бұрын

We should drink to that

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Hanush will never get miss a chance to have Henry pour him a drink :P *Starts pouring out drinks*

@OrangeDragon04

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose Music to my ears.

@yashuab.2979

2 жыл бұрын

Alcoholism 😔😆

Baron: "Why are you robbing me Henry?" Henry: "I had to" Baron: "Well if he had to he had to"

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, "I had to" Sir Bernard: Had TO?!! Henry: "I had to" Can't stop a kleptomaniac :P

@yashuab.2979

2 жыл бұрын

Brings a whole new meaning to the title of the mission

@BCSJRR

Жыл бұрын

Instead of a Robber Baron perhaps they could add a Robber Duckie down at the moat?

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

@@BCSJRR That would actually be a great Easter Egg if they ever make KCD 2, just a Robber Duckie there for no reason other than to find.

@BCSJRR

Жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose And a Joe Penner character asking "Ya wanna buy a duck?"

Wake up everyone! Helical just uploaded!

@jacolitethepumpkin765

2 жыл бұрын

It's nearly 2:30 am How dare you

@hexoslaya3696

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacolitethepumpkin765 hey, this is more important than sleep!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my, I will try to post my videos earlier for you all next week then ;) I thought posting it at 11 am West Coast Pacific time would be good enough for everyone, but I will try to make it earlier see how it goes. :D

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Love the name! :D

@jacolitethepumpkin765

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose It's all good lol, it just means having a video to wake up to (when I actually start sleeping responsibly, lol). And thank you! The pumpkin kingdom shall rise

The way you play around with the cutscenes doesn't fail to make me laugh

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

This is partly why I love this game, the cutscenes are well voiced and there is so much dialogue to mess with it just makes things way easier :P

@3fortheroad

Жыл бұрын

Henry, are you mad? Yes.

The definition of sadness: - When the cowboy music starts playing at the end of a Helical video.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I do not know why, but that cowboy music is so great! I really want to play Red Dead Redemption 2 just to use that music. :P Played it for a bit, but I am sort of having a hard time getting into it because I just end up wanting to shoot everyone after a bit.

@OrangeDragon04

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose I see that evil Henry has corrupted you. It's fun to play a game normally the first time and later on mess around with reloading saves ... Or not.

God save you Henry! *Shouting while getting stabbed in face by Henry* - Definition of hilarity. Thanks for another KCD gem!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I am curious if this will change Henry's reputation with Hans Capon? I mean I did smack him for about 10 minutes straight and he was completely fine with it praising Henry :P

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Or or, this is Hans Capon's new "safe" curse word. "GOD SAVE YOU HENRY!!!"

@Jadefrost_10

Жыл бұрын

laughed so hard i needed tissues for my tears xDDD

@Bocchi-the-Rock_

Жыл бұрын

God save you Henry = I hope god has mercy on you for the horrible shit you are doing right now

This is so awesome, not boring longplay, but it is so fun to watch. Definitely best playthrough of KCD deserves much more views. Horse bridge, cut scenes, game buggs and cut content...so awesome

@helicalgoose

7 ай бұрын

Many thanks, I am glad it has been fun to watch, hopefully the rest of the series was enjoyable :D Sorry for the late reply, but the holidays really threw everything off, but here, let me pour you a drink! *starts pouring out a drink*

Wolfin's people seem to have met some huge group of bandits. They seem to be missing their clothes.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

You could say they ran into a "Robber Baron" ;) It was actually really tough to not kill all these guys, soooo many of them!

10:47 this part made me crack up in the middle of the night😂

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

It will be a picture to remember. I can see it labeled, "Henry and the boys going out to stop rabble from raiding the country side"

6:53 The funniest moment is all of those horses are dead lol. Ty for your job, sir. I rly love this letsplay)

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I am really surprised that everyone caught all those dead horses in those few seconds of clip showing :P I was going to have a bit that I cut with them, but felt like it ruined the flow. Maybe I will have to put it back in sometime for you all!

I love how anyone who stands near you for more than 10 minutes loses all their clothes XD its awesome

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Henry is all about the latest fashions. He must have it soon as he can get his hands on it :P

Soooooo many glitches!! God, the fight at 7:45 had me actual cry-laughing. This episode Is BY FAR my favorite to date. 👌👌👌😩

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Who would've known that so many bugs would be present in a single quest, but I do find it was one of the best :D

@spidersense92

2 жыл бұрын

Freaking love that lag 😂🙏 all the shit on the ground right? Is that why he couldn't move?? 🤣

Horse nearby : Neigh Horse bridge: and I took that personally

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Horse bridge claims another unintended victim. ;)

4:30 I’m actually quite impressed the AI was able to do that. They’re quite resilient. I know other games’ NPCs would’ve struggled. Not to say that the KCD NPCs haven’t struggled, but they managed to persevere in the end.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

You're 100% correct. For how much I am screwing with the NPCs they are actually handling themselves quite well. Honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way, because most games would just instant transport NPCs or whatnot and loses that realism touch or seeing the world change in front of your eyes. Like the main characters actually travel to locations, like Sir Radzig to his camp and back, it is quite nice touch. Now things can go wrong, but most of the time it is because of the player messing with it :P

@witoldschwenke9492

Жыл бұрын

The npcs are fantastic I love how they actually talk about things and talk to each other and react to their surroundings to some degree. Such as when that guy i believe he's called alex went around and rounded up the other npcs lookin for work and he actually spoke to each of them and told them what it's about and where to go after alex was told by henry what was up

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

@@witoldschwenke9492 100% agreed. The really small details that a lot of people do not follow or do not expect it! The other episode to look at is the quest of the video I did about "Breaking "Keeping the Peace". The devs added in voice dialogue for everything that I try to ruin in that quest, it was crazy! They actually put in the work and it is understated there.

I have fallen in love with the tunic major props

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I really do love it too. I was switching out outfits, but the tunic is just so fashionable. There really isn't anything quite like it.

Lol minecraft music sneaking in randomly 😂 and previous video it was the witcher music. I love your videos, hilarious editing

The timing of the "Jesus Christ" at 4:05 couldn't be any better hahhaha Lmao did you kill the other horses at 6:52 😂😂😂

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

It was really good timing, I could not of planned for that to happened! All thanks to Horse Bridge ;) And the horses at 6:52, well they wouldn't let me steal the horses, so Henry thought it was best that no one could have the horses then :P

Dude... seriously... you would be an amazing manual QA tester. I am a game dev, programmer professionally, and watching you play is both entertaining and educational. When something breaks in game, while watching your content, my mind immediately jumps to brainstorming different possible safeguards which can be implemented in the code to avoid them. Granted, if everything ran smoothly and was perfectly patched up, this content wouldn't be nearly as funny, (Last couple weeks I have been left breathless and tearful from laughter xD) So even mistakes have a purpose. :) P.S.: I don't actually recommend being a QA tester (even if you'd be a good one). That is how I got my start in the industry and the pay sucks ice... >.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Haha many thanks :D I am sort of worried that Warhorse Devs are watching these videos while making KCD 2 and doing the Spongebob meme (Write that down! Write that down!) for all the possible ways to create bugs or try to break the game. And I agree with the bugs sort of make the game better (strange to say). But thinking of games like Skyrim or Fallout we all know there are tons of bugs in it, yet a good majority of people seem endeared by it. I guess it is striking a good balance of having not too many bugs like Fallout 76 or Cyberpunk, but a few of them around will make people smile, its almost like easter eggs. As for a QA tester that does not sound like fun, that position I imagine you get all the worse of the worse bugs, not the good ones that makes you smile. Hopefully you did not have to do that too long and were able to get into area you wanted :D

@denisecastellanos4866

2 жыл бұрын

​@@helicalgoose I don't work for Warhorse but regarding the last company I worked for... GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!! xD We were working on a mobile geolocated Transformers game, and yes... in our free moments we channeled our inner SpongeBob. 🤣🤣🤣 Seeing how people play our games (even those made by other studios, if they are roughly the same/similar genre ) is super valuable not just for solving problems but also for sparking creative ideas for how features can be further developed/extended, among other benefits. We also look out for accessibility concerns and whatnot. As a dev it is very easy to develop tunnel vision staring at the same code base/designs/etc. day in and day out. So fresh perspectives are awesome. I suppose that is why early access has become quite popular among studios in recent years. Yea, I was only in QA for a few months before I went on to become a engineer/programmer, and I concur. QA is not fun, at least not long term. Gets really repetitive... regressions...bloody regressions T_T. I would only ever recommend it as a career stepping stone for sure.

You are realy the best kcd youtuber there is. You are so funny 😂😂😂. Keep up the good work.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Many thanks :D glad to see you around for this long in the series, can't believe we are already near 20!

Thanks for the great quality as always. Can't believe the glitches u found in this one. I'm still getting over that sopranos intro lol

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I do love that Soprano's intro. I did have another intro planned for this episode but testing it, the Copyright machine was striking hard so I thought better than to put it on. That is why the intro to this episode seemed sort of strange :P

Amazing work, that was too funny... Talk about a Wolf-in no clothing!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Many thanks :D And poor Wolf was too afraid to show off his swim suit body and kept putting on new clothes asap :P

@BCSJRR

Жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose He must have a trunk full of Armor-All somewhere?

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

@@BCSJRR I like to think he has a mount too that we can not see that is stacked full of armor that he keeps grabbing whenever he wakes back up :P

Yes finally Henry can pour me a drink again!

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Any job to keep Henry out of trouble. Sir Hanush is doing his part to keep his subject safe by keeping Henry busy pouring him drinks ;)

The last video I expected to see Powell in.!! :D

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Whoever made that image is fantastic and I am glad to have got to use it, especially in some good old money making time :P

woops another funny video i can feel it

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Hope the feeling was correct ;)

Amazing video as always :D Can you next time play a bit with pots and poisons? Few episodes ago, you have seen a group of villagers or soldiers, don't really remember, gathering around the pot. You could try to poison them all by droping potion into it. Could be fun

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I was thinking about that before. I had done something similar with "Chef Henry" awhile back, but I am saving that opportunity for later on in the series. I know another area that there is a much better effect (or I hope) for the same thing ;)

I have never literally heard of this quest line before, the hell

@helicalgoose

Ай бұрын

Oh 100% I don't blame you. I think I missed this quest the first two play through and stumbled upon it, like wtf! I actually missed a few quests that are quite good or unique. I would like to say I have done all the quests...but I have a feeling there might be more...

The comeback of PoUrUsAdRiNk? Who would thought

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Anytime Sir Hanush is on the screen, everyone is getting their cups ready for a drink ;)

WHAT? Capon didn't insult your clothes?! *Boo Hiss*

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Yay SG has come to see us! And I did record that part, but cut it out since he said that Henry's threads looked good and he was a snappy dresser. It was probably the kindest thing Hans ever said to Henry. Didn't stop Henry from farming skills off him though. :P

Could see the drink gag a mile away

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

The whole reason Hanush gives out quests is to get Henry to pour him another drink ;)

Hilarious episode great job

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Many thanks, glad you enjoyed it! :D

6:51 look at the horses XD

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

lol, I was going to point it out more in the video, but I sort of cut it. But essentially they wouldn't let Henry steal the horses, so he thought that since he can't have them, no one can! :P

1:36 perhaps you were busy... in that scene i love to appear dressed same as Capon so that we look like a bunch of twin rascals doing a little mischief here and there :D

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking about that possibility, but originally Hans Capon mentions that Henry looks fashionable as ever and does not need the clothes, which I had a skit for but cut it eventually because it ruined the flow. I was trying to get Hans Capon "naked" again, but it is hard at this stage. I know a way without it being on a quest but I was tired of waiting on him to be in the right area to make it happen ;)

What I usually do is when she leads me to the camp I engage immediately and kill everybody except for the main guy and go back and report and still do the major fight but it will be only one person versus our army LOL so fun I love this game

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking of doing that too, leave the main bandit there just for giggles :P Knocking them all out took a really long time and maybe a couple had to die to make it happen lol.

HENRY OF SKALLITZ! 😆 i about died

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I do not know why that announcer always gets me. He is quite annoying after hearing him 20 times for a tourny but here, its music! :P

I'm 'enery her 8th old man, 'enery the 8th I am I am... Just 'orsin around...

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

Haha, I keep forgetting about how the horses really screwed the NPCs in this video. I did not remember that it was a thing :P

1:01 - It's weird to see Hans wearing his own clothes while talking to Henry. 13:05 - That not happened to me. Wolflin kept attacking me when awake, every stood looking at the horizon contemplating, and his clothes didn't respawn.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I was going to strip him, and I know a way to make it happen, but after 30 minutes of messing around I was like nope! I have things to do! But there are other quests where this could turn out better ;)

11:11 the funniest part of the hans punching bag was that Wolfin wasn't even dead, u can see the Kill (f) not mercy kill when u hover lmao. Idk why Blood Rush proc'd tho

I would like warhorse to add hand cannons and crossbows to the game with "realistic" ragdoll. I think the only reason why their not adding it is because henry is probably going to find a way to make it broken

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

If they added in something to make ragdoll physics occur sort of like half-life 2 with the crossbow bolts, then this game would be insane. I think Henry would break Bohemia if something like that was added.

I'm not sure if you're lucky or unlucky but it seems these bugs just come to you even if you don't prepare them! LOL it's great! I've never experienced this many bugs but then again I started this game in late 2019 so there's that

@yashuab.2979

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, I forgot to mention that his most expensive item are his shoes, it's 239.9 groschen per one weight thingy majig.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

That is a good eye for details there for 230 groschen for one weight. I was thinking of carrying this guy away sometime to a "safe place" and see if I could farm him in peace or get other people to farm him in peace for me? All you have to do is collect the goods once he is knocked out and then wait for about a minute and collect. :D I was pretty shocked about how many good bugs occurred in this mission, that I had to cut a couple other quests I had lined up in this video because it would've been too long to edit it all down since I already had about 18 minutes of decent material from this one crazy event :P

@yashuab.2979

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose Lol, it’s really just a feature to show how rich this bandit leader is! No matter how many times you try to put him down he’ll have enough money to get back up and all that stuff

@denisecastellanos4866

2 жыл бұрын

Dead serious, I never experienced a bug before I came across Helical's content. I went on to start another play through the day after, and bug after bug came out of the woodwork. Not sure whether I should blame Helical for passing it on to me 😂.... ooooor perhaps it just happens to be some corrupt cached data or whatnot. Entropy... xD

I'm doing my own hardcore playthrough and I managed to fight Runt with a helmet. I freaked out and made sure to take a screenshot, but I couldn't just headshot him to instakill

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, poor Runt with the helmet is only slightly tougher, but if you just take your time with him and do not try swinging non-stop you will usually come out on top. With him or Black Peter I usually let my defense skill and counter attacks do most of the work ;)

Wait, robber baron is not a dlc quest, it is in the original game. If you want dlc quests, speak to sir Radish or Johanka

@OrangeDragon04

2 жыл бұрын

To get the best armor and depression respectively. Even if you get the good ending.

@the_Leszcz

2 жыл бұрын

@@OrangeDragon04 not only depression but some rare dialogues like "oh God, you murdered him!" if you mess up Johanka's quests

@OrangeDragon04

2 жыл бұрын

@@the_Leszcz Thank God I thought of Mathias when I had to convince Johanka not to speak against the church.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Ah you're correct! I had the thought in my head that this was not in the original game because I only played this quest on after my 3rd play through and when I got the DLC which I just associated with the DLC afterwards :P

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Oh boy, I might do the Johanka's DLC just to grab that dialogue line :P

Hehe yeah so I'm not the only one who got the idea to kill everyone except Wolflin and then carry him back to Bernard ^^

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Great minds think alike :D This game in the early parts had a lot of good voice dialogues for when things go "unexpectedly" Like in the quest with Nightingale to patrol the town if you kill or remove all the guards even the guard he yells at the tavern, he has voice dialogue for that which is amazing. I just had to see if they did a voice dialogue for this, where it is like good god Henry you captured him yourself! or something like that :P

@widar28

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose I have a dream.... such scenes shalt not be scripted anymore, I want to live to see some sophisticated AI to come to the same conclusions when a player plots such shenanigans :)

La Henry :D

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

@rettyrex2401

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose la helical how is ur job going :3

12:18 that’s so disorientating lol

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Yah I was having a hard time trying to figure out the order to present this "bug" or "feature". I didn't want to spoil the surprise of stealing all the bandit's clothes, but at same time bah it sort of screwed up the flow. Hopefully it wasn't too hard to follow. Also I do blame that I barely recorded me taking out the bandits because they were being a huge pain in the butt. I got caught multiple times.

@markspeight4597

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose no i thought it was great mate :)

Why are there so many dead horses and Capons Horse alive in the background at min. 5.05?

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh since Henry could not steal their horse, he felt like it was only the right thing to do was to make sure that "no-one" could own them. I cut that part out. Also, I will check later, but it seems that Hans Capon now has two horses! He did not take this horse back with him, but his "town" horse is still in town. So, I will keep an eye on it for developments ;)

2:03 lmao

Whats the musik while you are talking with Bernard in the woods?

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

There is a couple, if it was the fight scene then it was Witcher 3 combat music which is one of the better songs in the video game world :D

That bandit at 7:00 isn't that Captain Bernard's voice?

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

I believe it is! He has such a distinctive voice that them using it on bandits or other NPCs it gets me a little scared at times that the immortal with a longsword is coming after me, but really its just a simple bandits with a club :P Having NPCs bandits coming at you with Fritz and Matt's voice is also jarring at times :P

hi hardcore all perks no death run is possible? i dont wanna die and be realistic henry.

@vine01

2 жыл бұрын

it is possible. is it worth it, though? that's the real question

@burakkar1068

2 жыл бұрын

@@vine01 yeah im just boring. i died like 5 times and start over... when i ambushed by bandits it gives me adrenalin and run. its really makes me happy.

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

A no death run would be crazy hard, well at the start. Also I am assuming that you're forgiving deaths caused by strange bugs like dying while getting off the horse? The game can go for 60 hours, so no dying in 60 hours would be crazy. If I was really crazy, I would say try a "no-heal" run. Only 100 hit points to beat the game. I do not think it is possible, even if I assumed that any damage you got from game events you got to heal off, hmm would be interesting.

Have you gotten the alcoholism steam achievement?

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, I think I finally got it when I did that one video with "100 blackout time traveling" video :P

You have broke the game so many times that its code has changed. Like fixing DNA, there will be errors and that will cause mutations.

@helicalgoose

Жыл бұрын

I am guessing this is how evolution takes place in KCD! If we keep up breaking the game enough maybe we will evolve to KCD 2!!

wait... this is NOT a DLC mission?

@helicalgoose

2 жыл бұрын

You're correct! At the time I was recording this so deep in the playthrough I always forget that this was actually part of the original game not DLC. I previously thought it was because I did not see this mission until I got the DLC for this game :P But it is buggy like the DLC mission soooo ill go with that lol

@uncletimo6059

2 жыл бұрын

@@helicalgoose I am amazed by the amount of bugs you get. I get zero bugs - of course, I play to NOT break the game, and get immersed in the world.