"Did you do it?" "Yes." "What did it cost?" "The entire population of the Shire."

@equalssign44

4 жыл бұрын

“I am sorry Daniel, it just wasn’t worth it”.

@abramo7700

4 жыл бұрын

This is the most likes on a comment without any replies I’ve seen. Woah.

@rodrikforrester6989

4 жыл бұрын

A small price tto pay for salvation.

@theofficialkermitthefrogyo2716

3 жыл бұрын

@Dejon Osborne indeed👌

Ohh, so that's why Game of Thrones didn't have any elephants, they were worried the TVs would start chugging...

@willburns6129

4 жыл бұрын

My TV chugged the Atlantic Ocean. Please GOT get rid of the elephants!

@VanceH

4 жыл бұрын

m a m m o t h s

@Chill_FB

4 жыл бұрын

Thegamingdodo 64 in game they are mammoths yes but the point of the joke is that Cersei gets annoyed that there are no elephants in GoT

@timklebel879

4 жыл бұрын

@SHMOO r/woooosh

@singate

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just here to comment so people will notice me

Imagine getting jumped by hobbits and hearing one of them say "Get him Mr. Frodo"

@abramo7700

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone gangsta till the Big Frodo pull up on da block

@turbkey1380

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Master Pingu

@aitoraugn1037

3 жыл бұрын

@@abramo7700 kk

@aitoraugn1037

3 жыл бұрын

Kkk

@aitoraugn1037

3 жыл бұрын

K

That king v frodo battle was like if Dwayne Johnson took on like a million toddlers

@FrostReave

3 жыл бұрын

And lost? It’s like if Dwayne Johnson fought 6 billion toddlers that also exploded upon death and spawn those little infested larva you see in warframe.

@zoleroid7027

3 жыл бұрын

It's weird reading Dwayne Johnson without "the rock' in the middle

@FrostReave

3 жыл бұрын

@Videoms They also explode upon death as well. Thank God Dwane is part rock or so I hear.

@LordMangudai

2 жыл бұрын

*if Dwayne Johnson took on a million Kevin Harts

I’m pretty sure this game is used by governments to plan out attacks during war. It’s totally accurate for a reason

@_bad_wizard_

4 жыл бұрын

We should use it for the Area 51 raid

@someonethatsinafucktonoffa104

4 жыл бұрын

@@_bad_wizard_ But the problem is what units do they have is it aliens or chicken men

@benevans9756

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for our war on the mammoths with Chuck Norris and Frodo at our side

@fgdbbddhhdhdj1591

4 жыл бұрын

They have Chicken Man Man Man in area 51

@biggusthiccus8845

4 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Chavez *War is hell*

RT: *Places 100 mammoths and 300 men* Also RT: "It's chugging"

@Sam-fi7tt

4 жыл бұрын

@isilverskeleton thank u please find it in your heart to forgive me for my awful mistake

@Sam-fi7tt

4 жыл бұрын

@@kidrobloxgamar1234 Nah it's chugging with a double g mate

@Sam-fi7tt

4 жыл бұрын

@@kidrobloxgamar1234 srry I wll never inslut u agan

@eaglefan2569

4 жыл бұрын

@@kidrobloxgamar1234 I'll believe it the day you can actually spell Lamborghini correctly since it should show up correctly on the Autocorrect.

@robbadob9929

4 жыл бұрын

@@kidrobloxgamar1234 Lay back on the drugs a bit kid

Aw, he didn't show the part where he committed War Crimes by using hundreds of his men as bait to burned alive fighting the enemy. That was the best part.

@Stonecargo21

3 жыл бұрын

*IN THE LIGHTHOUSE RT*

9:51 It's a one and a halfling When you stack three halflings on their shoulders they automatically fuse into a powerful being

@OfficialGeneralGrant

4 жыл бұрын

Dusty Kicks A wholeling

@Friendlybot9000

4 жыл бұрын

Astarte the Carthaginian a ling

@paulpilapil4024

4 жыл бұрын

No it’s a human

@jackdaw6095

4 жыл бұрын

Paul Pilapil it's Elf!

@paulpilapil4024

4 жыл бұрын

On a shelf

RTGame Making sure games are described as 'Chugging' since 2011

@squid4872

4 жыл бұрын

69

@toaster9922

4 жыл бұрын

Chuggling.

@worthyedge9307

4 жыл бұрын

@@squid4872 nice

@SStarry_Days

4 жыл бұрын

Why did he stop playing TF2? I haven’t been here in a while.

@TheIrishDino

4 жыл бұрын

@@SStarry_Days He moved onto variety content last year. I don't think he wants to play TF2 anymore due to some fans demanding him to only making TF2 videos.

"I gotta kill the guys in the trees" -RTGame serving in the Vietnam War, 1967

RT Catchphrases: “Tree.” “Oh, it’s chuggin’.”

@yellobanana6456

3 жыл бұрын

Why is a tree chugging

@SaadTheGlad

3 жыл бұрын

@@yellobanana6456 Tree instead of three, and "Oh it's chugging" is just something he says

@levichance568

3 жыл бұрын

C H R E E

@jak7826

3 жыл бұрын

"oh it's chuggling"

2:35 “They can’t stop us all!” Ah, I see RT is adopting the tactics of the Area 51 raid.

@mindlesswav

4 жыл бұрын

Hilfigertout *soviet union during ww2

@fulcrum2951

4 жыл бұрын

China since forever*

@brettroper1031

4 жыл бұрын

@@mindlesswav hate to be that guy, but the USSR didn't actually do that

@proventusavenicci3211

4 жыл бұрын

And the russians

@icestonevulpix3469

4 жыл бұрын

@@mindlesswav *Tsar Nicholas II during WW1

I’m sorry but can I just... *Hobbit wrestling man by the crotch while RT screams “Finish the job!”*

@beno7209

4 жыл бұрын

Tss... Crotch Hobbits...

@Cyndersparx

4 жыл бұрын

@@beno7209 Crobbits

@aretard7995

4 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

@SchlopFlopper

4 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@AtomicRobloxProductions

4 жыл бұрын

@@SchlopFlopper 7:51

Local irish man abuses computer (2019 colorized)

@t3chkn1ght

4 жыл бұрын

Computer gets destroyed by Irish Man while 2 million people watch.

@MaiaMirabell

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAAAA!

@singate

4 жыл бұрын

no

@mel_thing4763

4 жыл бұрын

stevetravis yes

@badgerlordpatrick6493

4 жыл бұрын

you're doing it wrong

4:41 one of the few times TABS actually looks realistic, not accurate, but realistic.

@acrom_sys

3 жыл бұрын

what do you mean it’s *_totally_* accurate

@Yougotcaged102

2 жыл бұрын

Slow motion unironically makes the Battles look way cooler

*Wild hobbit orgy* RT: "I can't tell who's winning."

@markbertrand6052

3 жыл бұрын

noooo

I don’t remember Sid Meier releasing Civilization VII this early but I like the direction they’re taking the series

@handlesRtrash354

4 жыл бұрын

It’s both

@vergilbaberuthofbaseball5983

4 жыл бұрын

Its minecraft 2

@asbestosfish_

4 жыл бұрын

The second coming of Justin Y Didn’t know you watched RT too.

@hiiamelecktro4985

4 жыл бұрын

Totally accurate civilization

@derpadothebird2106

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

Imagine the poor soldiers in world war 2 lagging and crashing left and right...those were hard times

@quantumblauthor7300

4 жыл бұрын

The first tank to be used in war

@homingninja2037

4 жыл бұрын

Remember our brave boys who were forced to survive without fiber optics.

6:48 That headbutt was so satisfying. xD I've rewatched it like ten times now.

What actually happened in LOTR: “Mr Frodo, why are there so many clones of you on the battlefield fighting elephants?” “I MUST KILL THE ELEPHANTS! AAAAAAA-“

"incredibly ineffective means" *video starts* I can just... paint people

Physically, yes I can fight a hobbit. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

@thornefox2417

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine the Tolkens.

@seizalez8096

4 жыл бұрын

@@kidrobloxgamar1234 imagine wagons

@thatrealba

4 жыл бұрын

If they are like Frodo and Sam, gladly. If they are like Bilbo, Merry, or Pip... not so much.

@ThSadomasohista

4 жыл бұрын

i'd gladly do the world the favour and get rid of creatures like sam

@bakedgoldfish45

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Semple NOO BILBO

3:06 the King *YEETED* Mr Frodo back to the Shire.

Kevin months earlier: I’m going to defeat everyone whit hobbits and I hope no one steals my idea RT: *oh hey there buddy*

@ghostcrew3482

4 жыл бұрын

Also ISP

@dylang1138

4 жыл бұрын

literally everyone who has played the game has tried it

@Fashion040998

4 жыл бұрын

Its payback for all the dont starve kevinsitting

@John_Smith.

4 жыл бұрын

Can't steal an idea from yourself.

Hobbits are a peaceful race, because they were too powerful in battle, and found mercy for the races they nearly annihilated. So, they turned to a life of peace before the next brutal rampage

@imdone8243

4 жыл бұрын

Why not make thr other races as slaves?

@raddragon1373

4 жыл бұрын

@@imdone8243 The other races are far weaker than a hobbit. They are not worth their food and housing costs.

Rt: *places 48 mammoths and 36 stoners* His pc: am I a joke to you

@clockworx7689

4 жыл бұрын

The Game: You have chosen... death

it is vaguely terrifying how the hobbits swarm and drag the the bodies like god damn piranhas

“Where’s the guy that got stuck?” ... “Oh no he’s trying to do a three point turn.” 😂

If only the battle plan against Suaron's army was just hobbits. I can see it now, hordes of hobbits jumping into the fray, it's beautiful.

@LtBasil

4 жыл бұрын

Well that tactic DID work pretty nicely against Saruman in the book...

@killerb6792

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately rt committed hobbit genocide so that meant they couldn't do it

@yoboikamil525

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine Smaug landing and getting mobbed my Halflings, then trying to fly again but they make towers of themselves and cling on until they bring the beast down.

0:43 What soldiers being shipped off to Vietnam asked their Drill Sergeants.

The abnormally big hobbit is because there are random differences between each and every individual unit placed. Like eye size and body size. Sometimes those differences are turned to an extreme. And sometimes units even spawn with just one eye or with an extra eye

I have to say, RTGame is an amazing train operator to be able to always keep everything chugging along.

_Next Video: Commiting crimes against humanity in Spec ops: The Line_

@bonogiamboni4830

4 жыл бұрын

Knowing him he'll actually do a pacifist run and glitch to avoid the phosphorus.

@blobvisfan666

4 жыл бұрын

@@bonogiamboni4830 He tortures the viewers when he is actually forced to torture other people, truly an Irish lad.

@localegoist4079

4 жыл бұрын

oh no

These methods may be incredibly ineffective, but all that matters is that it's *_Totally Accurate_*

@mrfrog0913

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah sending chil... I mean *HALFLINGS* into battle is a great stratergy

5:18 live footage of a man surviving a skeleton attack in minecraft (2019)

@godbertgilfrey5275

4 жыл бұрын

ymperıal Live footage of the Spartans vs. the Persians

Oh yeah, I remember that time in the Lord of the Rings when Frodo defeated an entire army by creating countless clones of himself and having them recklessly mob the enemy...

i just had surgery and i think i opened my stitches from laughing, I cannot finish this video

@honeycomb937

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Cai yes, that's what happened to his stitches

@samralston8622

4 жыл бұрын

eva he bled out and is dead have some respect

@blobvisfan666

4 жыл бұрын

@@samralston8622 How do you know?

@samralston8622

4 жыл бұрын

blobvisfan 666 cuz I said so

@lzrshark617

4 жыл бұрын

*flashbacks to the Hitman stream where RT replaced the claps in the Friends theme song with gunshots and laughed so hard that he hurt himself*

THIS is the episode I’ve been waiting for. I really hope you do more of this game

@TheFriendlyFeesh

4 жыл бұрын

Seb Destroyer me too

@stablermink6056

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@chessversarius2253

4 жыл бұрын

*So* agreed.

@craigtucker3378

4 жыл бұрын

The lighthouse

@penguinninja4417

4 жыл бұрын

More of TABS please!!! This was hilarious!

Nobody: Rt: *places about 300 hobbits* ‘the games chuggin’

2:35 Lost video of Area 51 raid (colorised) September 21st 2019

@tssharley5567

4 жыл бұрын

September 20th*

@SurmenianSoldier

4 жыл бұрын

@@tssharley5567 21st September

No halflings were harmed in the making of this video. JK! They suffered greatly.

@robbadob9929

4 жыл бұрын

@Jason Lee How dare you drown those poor pebbles.

@blobvisfan666

4 жыл бұрын

*Can't suffer if you're dead am i right up top*

@YoHoOMirster

4 жыл бұрын

The Shire just isn't the same after all the hobbits were crushed by mammoths.

No one: Not a single person: Not even God Himself: RT’s Twitch chat: *_LigHthOusE_*

7:51 had me dying😂😂

3:43 Hobbits from the shire defeat the dark lord sauron, 2003. Colorized.

RT: Hits start Game: Time to unleash the demons of hell

If RT became president the first thing he would do is broadcast country roads and force everyone to sing

@kabbiie

4 жыл бұрын

Throw in a couple man-made tsunamis.

@archdukefranzferdinand567

4 жыл бұрын

New national anthem

@zavhyatta9795

4 жыл бұрын

Oh. I thought he would commit genocide on Hobbits

@kevintrang3007

4 жыл бұрын

This profile picture

The archer just destroying that mammoth was illegal

@Enaronia

4 жыл бұрын

She was dual wielding bows. That's... that's not... HOW!?!?!?

@neine999

4 жыл бұрын

@@Enaronia i mean she is literally a godess

6:02 the Hobbit-caust

"they can't stop us all" RT just simulated the area 51 raid

Unseen footage from the Area 51 raid (September 20th, colourised)

9:51 when your an american in a asian city

I remember this from the stream LIGHTHOUSE

@neine999

4 жыл бұрын

The lighthouse RT! Look at the Lighthouse!

@thelegendformula6695

4 жыл бұрын

LOOK AT THE DAMN LIGHTHOUSE RT

At 7:51 my wifi started chugging for some reason and the res just PLUMMETED. My wifi is a good christian and censored Sam's heresy.

This is gonna be a massacre isnt it?

I cant believe he left out the part where the hobbits parade around holding their dead enemies

"Bob Ross just fell into the ocean" RIP again, Bob Ross 😔 it's always too soon.

"Totally" is a word that has evolved to exclusively mean sarcasm. I do not expect this to be accurate.

Anything TABS just makes me uncontrollably wheeze. More please.

Did you defeat the king? *Yes* What did it cost? *The Shire*

3:20 World War Z, the first game to include realistic horde mechanics

4:49 *Clang* eh?

RT: pushes start FBS: am I a joke to you

Nobody: Me: C H U N K Y H O B B I T

2:39 Imagine working your entire life serving as a knight for a king only to be killed by an army of small elijah woods

Everyone knows the Frodos are the most powerful weapon you can have in your arsenal.

When that enemy spear missed I was given more hope than when my father came back. And by when I mean If

LIGHTHOUSE if you know, you know

Congratulations, Lord Morgoth, you have officially defeated the Shire. You're well on your way to defeating Middle Earth.

Oh boy not enough LIGHTHOUSE RT THE LIGHTHOUSE!!1! Well I guess it has died in the raid with all of our great hobbits

This is the most I have laughed at a single video in so very very long. Thank you RT.

4:58 (Guy on left) The Dragonborn finishing off Alduin once and for all 4E, Colorized

"I gotta kill the guys in the trees" -American Soldier, Vietnam, 1972

I was at this stream (my first one) and the entire chat was shouting LIGHTHOUSE almost the entire time...

@laurapalmer511

4 жыл бұрын

In yesterday's stream he informed us that it did not make the cut. (Probably because it went from funny to annoying in five seconds.)

@derpertube7693

4 жыл бұрын

I was expecting more lighthouse from the video

3:06 That one hobbit “Bye have a great time!”

RT WE NEED MORE OF THESE

LIGHTHOUSE! only ppl who watched the stream can understand

@kevinsndrol4832

4 жыл бұрын

Or those who read any of the comments on this video.

@personpacman7439

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinsndrol4832 I scrolled thru the comments for like 30 seconds and couldn't find anything ???

Remember when Hobbits didn’t exist in this game? Sad times it was. Sad times indeed.

This was the first of your streams I was able to catch and until now I never noticed how much funny stuff has to be cut out off the video

5:36 This is how I imagine the Battle of the Shire happened

The lighthouse RT! The lighthouse!

"Bob Ross just fell into the ocean" ~ RTgame

Rt you’re the only person whose videos make me genuinely laugh, tears and all

Omg please play more of this game, this had me cackling out loud

Halflings are the best units

5:37 Area 51 Raid (2019)(Colorized)

You and this game fit together far too good

Been needing this, amazing game, amazing youtuber

really upset i missed this stream. please do more with callmekevin mabye?

@willburns6129

4 жыл бұрын

You can see all his streams on twitch. You can watch the whole 4hr thing.

@EdwardD24

4 жыл бұрын

@@willburns6129 thanks i actually am going to watch it now however its always better live

@calinguga

4 жыл бұрын

@@willburns6129 or on RTgame Stream Archives

If you like tabs you should play uebs, you can literally do 10.000 vs 10.000

best RT vid I've seen so far 10/10

Please make this a series RT

You accidently left out the lighthouse RT

Cut scenes from LOTR and The Hobbit trilogies

RT, I don’t think it’s too healthy for me to watch your vids because I laugh so hard! They are hilarious in every sense of the word!

At 7:52 it sounds like Sam goes, “Help!”

2:22 *muffled eurobeat intensifies*

hmm... i strictly remember their being more lighthouse is this stream...

5:02 has anyone noticed ow badass that one Viking on left looks?

It's so fun looking at you enjoying a game, you seem to have not tried before

Where is the lighthouse meme I can't believe it didn't make the video.

@personpacman7439

4 жыл бұрын

LIGHTHOUSE