"You are dead longer then you are alive" I like that

@Hey___you

Жыл бұрын

The philosophy of Karl is worth listening to.

@myketrip8938

Жыл бұрын

He aint lying :D

@Vingul

Жыл бұрын

In the words of the Grateful Dead: «Such a long long time to be gone and a short time to be there.»

@Leftyotism

Жыл бұрын

Makes life feel only like a little bit of pain in between the good times. 😅

@vladimirolujic6637

Жыл бұрын

Pilkington dialectics

Honestly, the fact that the pouch didn't rip with all that weight really does show how well-made they are.

@OkasPL

10 ай бұрын

He wouldnt make something that is not well-made. Havent you see how good quality that zipper was?

@maxhancox7673

8 ай бұрын

@@OkasPL doesn't stick, quality zip

The pure joy when he hears they’re sold out. Karl is a legend

@echogoob6454

2 ай бұрын

“Job done!”

Karl's greatest skill is his ability to not break that stone serious, somber-yet-contemplative, slightly down-trodden facial expression while streaming the craziest bullshit you've ever heard straight from his brain to his lips without any hint of self-filter whatsoever. I love this man. Karl Pilkington is Ricky Gervais' greatest comedic achievement.

@AutomaticDuck300

Жыл бұрын

I’ll be honest. Gervais is a better comedy organiser than he is a comedian.

@StonyRC

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree - Karl says the craziest stuff, completely unaware that he's utterly hilarious.

@JenManning371

Жыл бұрын

Ricky is a brilliant stand up but I’ve never laughed harder than when Ricky has Karl

@jBownz

Жыл бұрын

@@JenManning371 right?

@ItsSVO

Жыл бұрын

@@AutomaticDuck300 gervais is an incredible comedian, what? His portrayal of Brent alone is better than most other comedians, some of his stand up is absolutely genius also. It’s his delivery and a subtlety that gets massively overlooked

Me and my wife just split up and this is the first time I’ve laughed this hard in the past three days thank you

@cbalaxc

Жыл бұрын

Hang in there pally, it’ll come in waves and those bad ones will pass

@Hey___you

Жыл бұрын

Do not have a quick whisky every time you think of her. 💕😂 (thanks to Mitchell and Webb, kind of) Best of life to you. It’ll get better ❤️‍🩹

@427max

Жыл бұрын

@@Hey___you ummm lol how did you know that

@427max

Жыл бұрын

@@Hey___you but thank you very much for real

@427max

Жыл бұрын

@@cbalaxc thank you very much

"They look ridiculous." "So does most fashion these days." Hahahaha, I'm really convinced that Karl is a genius who just wants to live a simple life.

@user-gs7or4fi2n

9 ай бұрын

😂I can relate

@callixvision6481

6 ай бұрын

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@aniket385

6 ай бұрын

One of the Karls best joke was on visiting the Taj Mahal....the guide tells the Emperor built it after death of his wife in memory of her.... To which Karl replies that his uncle always wanted a big plasma TV....but his wife didn't allow him to buy....then the wife died and uncle brought the tv....so similarly Taj was something the Man always wanted but his wife didn't allow....

@shipwreck9146

6 ай бұрын

@@aniket385 I absolutely loved that. I think Karl is a genius in some ways.

@YannLHC

5 ай бұрын

@@shipwreck9146 Genius is not the term that i would use

"you're dead longer than you're alive" is genuinely profound

@SamuelBlack84

Ай бұрын

And, unspeakably terrifying

@turtleanton6539

10 күн бұрын

Yeh😅

@paulperryvids

2 күн бұрын

... I Care Because You Do

I’d buy them pilko pants, brilliant for fishing, and repelling any human interaction 🤣🤣

@mrfatuchi

Жыл бұрын

Just dont fall into the water🤣

@klausrachuy6411

Жыл бұрын

@@mrfatuchi p

@ValValiantThor216

Жыл бұрын

@@mrfatuchi 🤣😂 yeah

@highlandoutsider8148

Жыл бұрын

Legit would, of course you'd have the pillow deflated most , hang on, just have the pillow in a normal pocket until you need it, OK, nevermind im out 🤦🤣

@johngalt6159

Жыл бұрын

😄

Genuinely believe Karl is a misunderstood genius

@aight329

Жыл бұрын

Play a record

@shipwreck9146

Жыл бұрын

Easily agreed.

@AD-df5tm

3 ай бұрын

Hey definitely is not 😂

@turtleanton6539

10 күн бұрын

Sutistic😊

If you're one of the lucky 15 that got a pair of Pilko Pump Pants, they are surely incredibly valuable now. Quite rare indeed.

@hilebard

Ай бұрын

Yeah they are antiques at this point. Karl recommended to invest in antiques

@user-tj5yg5pk8v

Ай бұрын

@@hilebard wise man ;)

"Doesn't stick. It's a quality zip" LMAO

Karl actually pitched that product really well hahahahah

6:12 that's the face of an absolutely brilliant man who sees the comedy in what's going on but is also proud of the product he made.

Ah man, I am crying. Karl is so serious as he jangles around the studio.

@chi-canyoubelieveit

Жыл бұрын

well usually you'd use bubble wrap

@ichosethishandle

11 ай бұрын

Who puts a laptop in their arse?

@PotentialTechniques

4 ай бұрын

​@@chi-canyoubelieveiti like how Karl walked into the wall, that was commitment to the sales process.. the pilko pump pants would be great for when I'm out sitting on rocks watching the wildlife here in Scotland.. i hope you have a good one.. thanks for what you do with cheering up our days.. i try to help people a bit but never had the promotional skills really but thanks for cheering us up

They need to make “Fools Gold”. It would be legendary! 😂.

@mrfatuchi

Жыл бұрын

Great idea for a show in general not just for Karl. Its not that easy to double that money in a year as people think.

I would love to see these three back together again

@xxtyrant1

Жыл бұрын

yeha same here

@johnb1150

11 ай бұрын

Never gona happen, they've long gone their separate ways now

@greenbanana1001

11 ай бұрын

@@johnb1150what happened between them? Did they fall out ?

@johnb1150

11 ай бұрын

@@greenbanana1001 it's never been properly confirmed but it seems so yes, I think Stephen merchant got jealous of Ricky's eventual big success and the two of them kinda fell out, Karl just got tired of doing this stuff though cos that's who he is, it was never gona be a long term thing, when they started ricky and Steve were only locally known and Karl was just their radio producer, once rick got more famous it was bound to finish

@tremagasibackup9830

11 ай бұрын

@@johnb1150 They haven’t fallen out just went there separate ways I reckon

Over 36 million people in the US have hemorrhoid's. I think Karl's invention is spot on to address this epidemic. I'll buy 2!

@betrthnu3413

Жыл бұрын

Definitely one in England here. Bloody bastards.

@alicedoors4826

6 ай бұрын

Sold Out!

I really miss The Ricky Gervais Show. It was on late night just as I was passing out, and I could watch the animations or drift off and just listen, so it was visual and audio. Their bonkers conversations with Karl were so funny and surreal. I know Ricky decided to bring it to an end as he said it was money for old rope, but I always felt it was something that could be rested and returned to when Ricky, Steve and Karl had more to talk about. Seeing them here makes me hope they'll get the band back together.

@omegaman6494

Жыл бұрын

Steve and Karl said the same thing: the radio show/podcast ended cos they ended up talking the same old crap, but after nearly 10 years since the last one, surely its time for a reunion??

@daveplayzfps3938

Жыл бұрын

To this day I still go back and watch the show, probably my most watched show.

@keithmcgregor3330

11 ай бұрын

Listen to them every night as I go to sleep, when I finish I just start again 😂

@alicedoors4826

6 ай бұрын

Also the podcast world has become so much more lucrative since then, they could have made a killing!

@comixproductions4792

5 ай бұрын

D’ y’ know where the saying money for old rope came from ‘n that?

How much Stephen has to hunker down in chairs just to be on-level with his friends always tickles me.

@darthmong7196

11 ай бұрын

He's sat in some chairs in his time.

@Coiningideas

7 ай бұрын

Hahahaha@@darthmong7196

@alicedoors4826

6 ай бұрын

Not if he had a pair of Pilko's Puffy Pants, he could sit up straight!

@SquirrelASMR

Ай бұрын

He's a freak

Don’t care what Ricky and Steve say, it took balls going on the show to sell them. And he’s done more than I have. Fair fucks to Karl

I love the conviction, pride and happiness Karl has in his pump pants invention.

I love how he could have just called it a crisp picker upper, but no, he had to call it a crisp picker upperer.

Even in live action, I see nothing but the animated versions of Ricky, Steve and Karl.

I have completed every single Karl Pilkington video on the internet and I cannot believe this is the first time I have seen this!! What an amazing man 😂😂 can’t believe he actually got around to inventing something!!!

@AD-df5tm

3 ай бұрын

I mean, he "invented" a bag on your ass 😂

I have listened to these guys for years and years and I'm absolutely positive Karl is a 500iq mega genius.

@livmiller1991

Ай бұрын

I agree- Iv nicknamed what he is as genminus. He’s so smart he’s gone all the way back round the spectrum and landed back on marsupial

Damn I miss this trio

Doesn’t stick…it’s a quality zip 😂😂😂

@iant234

Жыл бұрын

😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂🤦‍♀️😂🤦‍♀️😂

@dannygreen592

2 ай бұрын

What's funny about that tho...? "The zipper is quality, well built" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

These three need to come back together for a programme. Anything.

@SquirrelASMR

Ай бұрын

Programme is fancy word

"Who's putting a laptop in their arse?" I love Steve's quick-wit sometimes 😂😂

@themsmeek1

11 ай бұрын

He really is quick witted especially on the xfm shows 😅

@greenbanana1001

11 ай бұрын

I think he’s hilarious

@dannygreen592

2 ай бұрын

He's just a sad jealous crap attempt at a troll and a horrible friend.

@SquirrelASMR

Ай бұрын

How's that quick wit? Karl's the one that set up the enite joke, all Steve said did is repeat an item. If Stephen thinks he's smarter than Karl, he's delusional. Karl always proves Stephen wrong on the spot, but karl knows how to play his part.

I was chuckling along and laughing, but after "Football" 6:40 I suffered a convulsive fit of laughter, tears gushing, wheezing uncontrollably, right to the end of the video. Pure genius. Just brilliant.

karl running towards the wall with the clanging of the teacups in his trousers saying "no restrictions" is something i'll never get out of my mind

@cheekykev

5 ай бұрын

Pilko. Pump. Pant. is the new Live. Laugh. Love.

@livmiller1991

Ай бұрын

I’m sobbing at that part

As someone that likes to hike and sit in the woods, these are unironically a great idea. You could just put the pillow in your backpack until you need it, or if you’re brave, just wear it looking like a tw*t 😂

@elgringo1893

7 ай бұрын

Most people hiking through the forest wearing all that gear, roll mats hanging from their massive rucksack and a walking stick in both hands, already look like a twat lol

I'll bet those 15 Pilko Pump Pants are worth a fortune now!

@Jacam781

Жыл бұрын

Just checked eBay - nothing doing

His tv selling patter was actually top notch

Oh my goodness priceless!! God Bless Karl! Thank you Ricky for discovering Karl

"They look ridiculous." "So does most fashion these days." Bam.

I filmed wildlife on the mountains in Scotland. I had to sit perfectly still for hours on end. My arse and knees were frozen solid. I knocked together a tiny cushion fashioned from masking tape and foam - just to keep my arse off the ground. The Pilko Pump Pants were exactly what I needed in that situation. I would buy a pair tomorrow given half the chance !

You have to love Karl’s confidence sometimes I swear!

This is a genuinely good idea! Why on earth did they not make a series called Fool’s Gold?!

@alicedoors4826

6 ай бұрын

They should have, hopefully they will. Now you got me sad and excited about a show that doesn't exist lol.

@BeesWaxMinder

6 ай бұрын

@@alicedoors4826 yes I get that a lot 🤭

6:11 - a rare glimpse of Karl watching himself and having that look of realisation that he is indeed very funny

This show needs to get made

Chocked on my pizza when Carl ‘ran for the bus’ with cutlery clanging round his arse.

"Look how complicated the toilet is" 4 buttons with pictures on them

“Mornin everyone. Hope you’re well” God I love British people

Karl is a genius

Karl is a LEGEND... this world would be better place whit more Karls.

@karlos1008

Жыл бұрын

Doing my best

@peterfitzpatrick7032

11 ай бұрын

@@karlos1008 black humour ? 😏🤗

@alicedoors4826

6 ай бұрын

@@karlos1008 You're KarlLost, that's not the kind of Karl we want.

God I love the three of you. Sooooooooo funny. 😂

They should do the million pound thing as an actual show

@chi-canyoubelieveit

Жыл бұрын

I would watch that if it were Ricky vs Karl vs Steve

@w8m4n

Жыл бұрын

I'd love it

I was genuinely in tears at the end!!

5:15 Ricky and Steve’s silent laugh is hilarious

I have seen this clip before but I'm genuinely crying with laughter 😂

"You're dead longer than you're alive, aren't ya?" 3:27 holy fuck.

"Do you mean Belgravia" is an underrated dig

It's thrilling to me that Karl's idea of "diversified investment" is just throwing money in random directions and hoping to randomly get a million from somewher

@H0kram

4 ай бұрын

" Spinning plates " strategy.

Genius ! All three of them !!! 💗🐾🐾

In an alternate universe all the kids are wearing them. He is a genius

Ricky loves everyone he works with. That's clear.

The noise when he ran😂

Stephen saying I’M OUT had me in stitches 😂😂😂

He is defo playing a character IDC what they say they are all lying, this is the greatest character ever. I aspire to be like him

You can sit on it - Sells 5 You can store groceries - Sells 1 It will save your child’s life - Sells 9

8:47 - I died at this part when he walked in 😂

Doesn't stick, quality zip.

Karl almost certainly getting Bulgaria and Belgravia mixed up was brilliant

@intellex551

Жыл бұрын

No, Bulgaria was a big area for property speculation at the time this was made. You couldn't buy a parking space in Belgravia for £100k

@joehill2099

Жыл бұрын

@@intellex551 I stand corrected - never underestimate Karl

@intellex551

Жыл бұрын

@@joehill2099 Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

I would’ve loved to see this idea come to life!! Tbh anythin karl touches turns to gold so I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually did double his money!

Brilliant

4:47 I love how it sounds like the camera man is laughing when he says “yeah”.

Karl is a true World treasure!

I wish I had Karl's philosophy in life.the man is a legend 😂

@aniket385

6 ай бұрын

One of the Karls best joke was on visiting the Taj Mahal....the guide tells the Emperor built it after death of his wife in memory of her.... To which Karl replies that his uncle always wanted a big plasma TV....but his wife didn't allow him to buy....then the wife died and uncle brought the tv....so similarly Taj was something the Man always wanted but his wife didn't allow....

Steve's "I'm out" joke is probably the s**test joke ever uttered by man and I love and respect the guy 😅🤦‍♂️

To this day I honestly don't know if Carl is an improv genius or really just some dude (bloke) with a strange view of the world.

@leestringer

Жыл бұрын

@@jaygee5879 Hence the reason I asked the question.

@lingyboy1797

Жыл бұрын

@@jaygee5879 mmmmm gatekeeping! lovely!

@fitasatrout8273

Жыл бұрын

@@jaygee5879 no need

@xxczerxx

Жыл бұрын

He's way more intelligent than the average person. He is extremely curious about the world and questions everything. However, he has absolutely no pretention and has very little ambition...yet he still became a cult figure, so says a lot about him. The fact people think he could genuinely be an idiot is hilarious. I mean, think of the last innovative/creative observation you made. The shit he comes up with requires a LOT of creative thought.

@Dresdentrumpet

Жыл бұрын

I think it is a little bit of both. Ricky trained him in improv during the XFM days. I think some of things Karl talks about he knows is funny and so he goes with it. Remember all TV, radio, podcasts etc are an act. It would be boring if they weren't an act. Ricky's genius was taking Karl's strange view of the world and making it an act but also making it sound spontaneous at the same time. Listen to the stories in the Ricky Gervais Show (the animated one) and then listen to the same story told during the XFM days. The story is the same, it is just more refined in the podcasts and the animated series. This is just my opinion.

I want some of those pants!!

“Do you mean Belgravia?” 😂😂😂

Karl showing off his robotics and his body poppin an that to asimo

this is legendary, I would like cushion pants when travelling!

Not seen this 1 before,, hysterical

The Pilko pump pants is brilliant, well done Mr. K.

If he was on the subway. Hed be tingin his way up the tube !

Ricky and the other guy, Karl is a jewel. Give him some respect in these shows. Dream son-in-law always finding out exiting stuff

Welcome to Bulgaria guys, I'm sure you going to love it. We have fabolous nature, beautiful cities, it's quiet and relaxing. Most of the people are too busy to be pissed off to the government regularly, but that shouldn't scare you at all, we are very kind and polite. Great video! :))

- Where is Bulgaria? - I know it’s somewhere! I know it’s good for property. - Do you mean Belgravia? Hilarious!

"It doesn't stick. It's a quality zip." hahahaha I love karl.

The greatest trick the Karl ever pulled... was making the world think he wasn't in on it

I would buy a pair of pilko paints specifically for fishin as well, but nothing else lol

I gotta admit is so hilarious that my sides are hurting

Karl's robot dance was brilliant.

Best invention ever !

Where Do I purchase these pants? can't find them anywhere online!

When he comes in with the shopping in the pump pants ffs 😂😂😂😂😂😂

1:18 the looks on their faces---priceless

Hahah karls ideas was daytime telly place in the sun, antiques roadahow and wheeler dealers 🤣🤣 you gotta love him

Genius idea

Quality video

I love British humour it’s just like no other!

Perhaps Karl ought to have used the same prostate doctor which Ricky and Steve use!

The Karl million show would be so good, I wonder the 15 people who actually own a pair of the pump pants

Karl is a world treasure.

Pilko pump pants are actually sick looking

Sit on the road....don't sit on the road that's dangerous!! LOLOL absolutely brilliant

Kramer's" coffee table book" and Karl's "Pilko pump pants" ?We can all rest easy now that we know Karl's looking to save the world from having a "Flat ass" from sitting on the floor ! . . 😂🤣