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@vaishnavisingh9244

Жыл бұрын

Why tf I am here, I don't even live in US

@klilorblend8925

Жыл бұрын

Im not sure if you know it, but hello fresh has a big issue with misstreatment of their employees and unsafe environment please consider researching it

@Carpshite

Жыл бұрын

* insert bot comment *

@brq44

Жыл бұрын

@@vaishnavisingh9244don’t ask me

@raditz9676

Жыл бұрын

No hellofresh in my country. Pesky hellofresh!

"mental grilling time is nothing like real universe time" is the most relatable thing ive ever heard

@tirsden

Жыл бұрын

This also applies to timing oatmeal.

@reginabillotti

11 ай бұрын

​@@tirsdenI no longer "time" oatmeal. I boil water and then pour it over the oats in my bowl. That way there's less chance of overcooking it.

@alykke4073

11 ай бұрын

​@@reginabillottiis there any other way to make oatmeal? Lol

@matthewprice5749

11 ай бұрын

​@@alykke4073Overnight oats are great if you like a cold breakfast, as I do.

@VeganSemihCyprus33

11 ай бұрын

Dominion (2018)

The "raw gluten" line got me out of absolutely nowhere

@mildertyp855

Жыл бұрын

yeah me too. didnt expect that ending.

@Samsquanch6969

Жыл бұрын

Pickle and jalapeno anatomy diagram got me

@Tamizushi

Жыл бұрын

Your fault for being nowhere. Next time, try being somewhere like a normal person.

@austinluther5825

Жыл бұрын

I straight up chortled.

@andrews2463

11 ай бұрын

Did he even check to make sure that's gluten free beef?

Part of what I like about this channel is because it reminds me of the way I cook, e.g. "Oops should have done X before I started, oh well nothing's on fire and everything tastes good."

@ginger_nosoul

Жыл бұрын

"Everything is on fire but at least it tastes good" i said eating my burger while watching the fire department put my house out. 😂

@user-zp8kj2cl9g

11 ай бұрын

​@@ginger_nosoul hilarious

@VeganSemihCyprus33

11 ай бұрын

Dominion (2018)

@EEEEEEEE

10 ай бұрын

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

4:42 Let's appreciate the time he took to fill that up with hilarious nonsense for it just to appear for 2 seconds in the video

@joelp5491

Жыл бұрын

And the planning to include both bingo and bowling strategy before winning both.

@user-db1iu2fw8z

Жыл бұрын

And the fact that he's buying a safe and selling the jewelry on the same day...

@marmarballz

Жыл бұрын

It also fitswith the April calendar he did. I forget which video it was on. I spent so long trying to get screen shots of them because I knew it wouldn't disappoint.

@ginger_nosoul

Жыл бұрын

I missed this entire narrative before i saw this. 😂😂😂 thats amazing

@kpatterson704

11 ай бұрын

I wonder if he's really getting married?

I love how a lot of these are real tips and then some completely made up word comes out of no where and reminds you whose channel you’re watching 😂 Fixed grammar again (I typed this up pretty quick originally so that’s why I missed those mistakes lol) 👍

@cleanslate2247

Жыл бұрын

Plus he went all flat earth on us and then threw a curve ball talking about gravity like it's a real force/thing........ What to believe......

@Rusty_Spy

Жыл бұрын

Nothing said in the video is made up

@viljamtheninja

Жыл бұрын

@@Rusty_Spy Except gravity, clearly.

@csayumi

Жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? Everything in the video are real tips.

@Soupy_loopy

Жыл бұрын

All words are made up.

"Mental grilling time is nothing like real universe time" Sometimes people say things in a way that just explodes your brain. This is one of those times.

“Summer is here, and now that it lasts for 11 months”. That sentence will age VERY finely.

I can just imagine Pimblokto right now, with his amazing burger flipping skills.

@lovelyrodriguez2190

10 ай бұрын

I'm sure Pimblokto is having a better life without him, Pimblokto deserved better.

@EEEEEEEE

10 ай бұрын

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You know, Epicurious did a burger video with the three levels of chefs, and it mainly made me jealous that the level 3 chef made the burger look so perfect. I tried using his method to get it right and failed.

@GilbertGaylord

11 ай бұрын

Ye

Your calendar plans never disappoint. I wish you the best in the upcoming bowling championship (but I don’t think you’ll need it).

@yousuckatcooking

Жыл бұрын

I need all the luck I can get when I go up against Pete Weber

@ZacharyDQuint

Жыл бұрын

@@yousuckatcooking In case the September 27th 'Get married' is real: congrats :)

@VeganSemihCyprus33

11 ай бұрын

Dominion (2018)

@deltasquad1759

5 ай бұрын

@@VeganSemihCyprus33 jurassic park dominion was made in 2022

I have already watched this video 43 times and can confirm its a certified spoonkid classic

@xxskolxx1

Жыл бұрын

Why do I find spoonkid here

@brq44

Жыл бұрын

43 times? that’s impossible in 10 minutes 😂

@benjaminjones8782

Жыл бұрын

What is a spooned kid?

@MeedasGuy

Жыл бұрын

@@brq44he got the new youtube update that lets you play videos at up to 24.7966x speed

@brq44

Жыл бұрын

@@benjaminjones8782 a kid in a spoon

The dedication that went into this timetable is fantastic. My favourite activities are "wash ancles" "avoid self" and the continuing succes story of the bowling career. That you actually took the time to come up with all this activities, just for one mini scene in the video, and for weirdos like me, who try to stopp at exact this frame, to read it all, is fantastic. Thanks a lot 😊

@redwarf8118

11 ай бұрын

If you are not on your phone - i.e. computer - you can use comma ( , ) and period ( . ) to navigate frame by frame. you are welcome

@EEEEEEEE

10 ай бұрын

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Uh Diane here... Louise's extra juicy powder is very not juicy. So I've heard. Diane's powder us what you should use.

You are the best out there man! Been watching for 6 years now! Keep rolling KING!

@yousuckatcooking

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

The way I audibly gasped for joy when I saw that you uploaded- Burgers are like my fave food ever, so thank you so much for making this episode!!!

@yousuckatcooking

Жыл бұрын

You’re welcome!

@pooferfloofer

Жыл бұрын

@@yousuckatcooking OH MY GOD I'M LITERALLY SUCH A BIG FAN THIS JUST MADE MY DAY THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I've been watching your videos for a couple of years I think (I have no sense of time so I don't quite know) but they always cheer me up. I AM FANGIRLING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.

as always excited to add this to the list of stuff i want to but cant cook

@acceph389

Жыл бұрын

You can probably do it, you just suck at it

@openfly4u

Жыл бұрын

You suck at cooking?

@timwanghk

Жыл бұрын

Hey man give it a shot! Cooking isn't as hard as it seems and the reward is sure as hell worth it!

@acceph389

Жыл бұрын

@@moodymud maybe he also meant that he doesnt have a barbeque and therefore cant make it lol

@acceph389

Жыл бұрын

@@moodymud I know I always do, I think we're overanalyzing this comment a bit tho :D

That's what i was missing, i always Picassoe'd my grill before, my burgers never were quite right

@yousuckatcooking

Жыл бұрын

common mistake

It's like a Krabby patty. Minus the love and smiley faces on pickles

Did anyone else pause at 4:44, read the entire calendar and laugh their asses off. This dude has the best editing besides my man Brutalmoose.

@Merennulli

11 ай бұрын

Of course not! It's not nice to laugh at other people. Except on the 12th.

4:44 Thank you for demonstrating how the ancient Egyptians could have lifted 2 ton slabs of hello fresh directly into their kitchens that was a nice touch.

@NWolfsson

10 ай бұрын

Oh, right. "ancient Egyptians did it"... We all know Hello Fresh was brought to the ancient Egyptians by aliens, there's no way ancient civilizations were able to order for themselves. As obviously shown on the Nazca lines. Even today we couldn't lift a 2 tons slab of Hello Fresh! (... Please ignore the forklift. 👉👈)

3:53 weird. typically the top's hard and the bottom's soft.

@3_ormorecharacters

10 ай бұрын

lmao, kinks are kinks, can't do nun bout it eh?

Ive been doing that mayo, hot sauce and dijon (i use spicy brown) sauce for chicken and beef burgers for a couple years now. It really is king. Cool to see it being recommended here.

The egg storyline is still in the works, but my burges were satisfied with this video. Thanks for cleaning the city on Sep 15th （╹◡╹）

The 5 second bits he took hours to set up are the reason I love this channel

I love how just when the glamor shots start rolling, that bee was clearly saying "damn that's a nice looking burger".

I love how I find myself watching these random food videos in the middle of the night and wondering why I'm hungry all of a sudden

Tip: once your burger starts to grease up on top, the facing down side is usually done and is good to commence the flip to the raw-glutinous side

Aye finally the opening song 🎶

4:28 bee wanted to burge

A new yousuckatcookingvideo is like Christmas! Partly because it’s exciting but mostly because it happens about as often.

Definitely gonna try the pickle & jalapeno combo on my next burger. Inspiring video as always!

3:00 That's the tone of a man who learned something the hard way

fun video as usuall. i like going pretty simple for burgers, just 100% beef salt and pepper, brioche buns, chilli cheddar a bacon based burger sauce on both sides of the buns, and a few jalapenos. simple enough and really good

been cooking burgers once every week this year and already regularly before, some great ideas & improvements for me in here!

Instruction unclear, a crab is recruiting me into his restaurant.

Ooh!, that reminds me! Time for my monthly tooth-brushing event!

I love how the bee came to check on the burger, that is a certified good b'urge'r for ya

@LegacyCrono

11 ай бұрын

I think it's Bee + at best

@NWolfsson

10 ай бұрын

That was a wasp, probably attracted by the meat x) But yeah, it approved of the burg.

Love that you slipped in the subconscious tip of using a masonry trowel for smashing your smashburgers. I used an angle grinder to cut off the tip of mine, so I can tell people it's homemade.

Came here semi-randomly for analytics research for a marketing project where I need to mock create a KZread cooking channel. Subscribed 2 minutes in. You're hilarious and that burger looks incredible.

Real subtle at 1:52, but we see you

I was worried you were going to skip dinner, but you got to it in the end.

LOVE what you all do- we need more- see you in AUGUST- BE THERE!

“summer is here, and now that it lasts for 11 months-“ LMAOO

What happened to crispy water

I literally just spent 10 minutes trying to get a screenshot of the calendar for September and...100% worth it! I thought I had exciting plans for September, I ws mistaken.

I needed a new YSAC! Made my whole week!

Okay my man, i'm no burger connesier, nor do i even know how to spell it, but what I know how to recognize is one of the most delicious looking burgers i've ever seen in my just-over-third-of-a-century lifetime. This video is getting bookmarked.

Had to click this one. This channel has a certain balance. That being. The more ingredients there are = the more joy there is to behold 😂

Definitely gonna try a modified version of that relish

.. ive missed your videos!.. im glad KZread recommended them..

honestly, my favorite cooking channel. Because YSAC has the exact same vibes as me, a chaotic disgruntled New Yorker who likes food.

This guy is funnier than a large percentage of stand up comedians.

I NEED A JUICY BURGER

Been watching since first episode and am still a fan (even bought the book)❤. I miss the songs at the end.

Aaaannnnd this is why this is the BEST cooking show on KZread 😂

2:40 Not a lie. It was over a thousand years ago

If you really are getting married on Sept. 27th, then congrats! We hope the day is beautiful and goes smoothly.

You can also soak the onions in water and it’ll take some harshness away. That and how you cut them can affect how strong they are

I hope you show us how you bake the bread on Friday 22nd. Can't wait for that upcoming video!

Don't worry, I haven't found a burger you buy that tops homemade ones, even with bought paddies And that's because I have a thick layer of sallad, tomatoes, cucumber and bell peppers You can only buy layered fat with a hint of sallad Still good, but homemade is way better

That's some golden-brown content.

This is the second time I missed YSAC, watched a few old episodes and boom! Next day new vid

Literally just bought burger stuff yesterday 😂 And now im going to cook some!

love me some buicy jrilled gurger, gotta be my favorite meal

You make me hungry.

@equanimity1635

Жыл бұрын

And thirsty if the video is about a drink 😉

@user-gu2qi2lg1r

Жыл бұрын

@equanimity1635 The burger is so juicy that you don't need any drink.

@RRBuilder611

Жыл бұрын

Hi hungry I'm dad

bro I remember like 2 years ago i always watched this chanel and iv only just recently got back into this

It’s always a good day when YSAC posts.

I think Tomatoes are disgusting on their own. But somehow, through the magic of chemistry and tastebuds, they become a great addition to most things if you add them and make everything better, no matter in which form.

@matthewprice5749

11 ай бұрын

As a tomato lover, I have to say that store bought tomatoes are pretty horrible, but if you are able to grow your own or find a growers market that sells heirloom varieties that are picked ripe (my favorite is Cherokee Purple), they are really wonderful. The key is to find tomatoes that are picked and sold at their peak, regardless of the variety. Tomatoes from the supermarket are picked when they are green and have not had the opportunity to ripen and develop any flavor or texture.

@iron_side5674

11 ай бұрын

@@matthewprice5749 I don´t know much about the Tomatoes in America, i live in germany. It´s just, i absolutely dislike the taste of tomatoes, but as soon as it is added as an ingredient, even when it´s the main ingredient, it usually makes it better imo.

Congratulations on getting married! I hope she tolerates your cooking with passive aggressive sarcasm for many years!

So glad you're still at it

I like winter better than summer but really spring and autumn are even better but they never get a chance

How is it that I follow so many cooking channels and only just had this ABSOLUTE FLIPPING GEM show up in my feed?!!!! KZread, you suck at algorithms, yeah you totally suck!

Stealing the rights to your spicy relish.

@yousuckatcooking

Жыл бұрын

oh I copyrighted and trademarked it

It's nice to see you're also a fan of mainly mayo based burger sauce❤

So much effort filling the entire calendar, just for 1 second of the video.

Now my life goal is to become a KZreadr experienced enough that I can put out fire with the power of editing like he did Also burger looks so delicious that the bee wants some-

@preppen78

Жыл бұрын

Had to replay the bee just to see it wasn't a joke-bee for some reason... he's editing skills have gotten to me

@theanimemaam

Жыл бұрын

@@preppen78 understandable, after seeing he's incredible editing skills of course you'd suspect the bee is not real but now I suspect the burger isn't real- Wait.. was this video ever real to begin with- Lmao maybe we were edited into watching it 😂😂

Oh how I’ve missed the opening song

Just read your description about cooking medium burgers with butcher meat. Thanks for that. May you have many more years of cooking magic.

I made burgers with oats mixed through and I thought the bulging was for that reason. The tip about putting the dents in the patty is really helpful.

"Just like the earth"

Literally eating my version of this now. Can confirm it is juicy and delicious 🍔

That Amen at their end got me

Your calendars have so much untold story written in them. Hope you win that bowling trophy, and please do buy extra tires for the race car!!

the thing about ruining all other burguers is the most truthfull thing ever said

Спасибо за отличный рецепт.

You're giving me the vibes of an offspring of Bob Belcher with this burger and your commentary. I love it

This was my first video from this channel, and the commentary spoke to me like a cuddly puppy in a fever dream.🐕

good amount of sauce, But with that raw gluten was a close one!

0:18 Somebody please add 'burge' to the dictionary.

I loved this. All the punch lines hit. Well done my friend

As a person living in south Louisiana I say yes summer does last 11 months

Take care of yourself YSAC. Sleeping just once a month must be difficult. Btw, love your videos 😘

@yousuckatcooking

Жыл бұрын

I'm gonna try to go up to twice a month. Thank you.

@csayumi

Жыл бұрын

@@yousuckatcooking Baby steps 🤷‍♀️

I dont have beef, can I use fish instead?

@yousuckatcooking

Жыл бұрын

yes it's basically the same thing

That burger looks a lot better than most commercials. YSAC needs his own advertising company.

I LOVE EVERY BIT OF THIS VIDEO

mmm urge 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

Borgar

Every time there is a calendar I must read the entire thing. It is very funny

This is the equivalent of weird al Yankovic writing and original song that's actually good... I came here for a troll cooking video, what I saw was actually better than most of the cooking content on youtube, with a dash of this dudes humor. Not sure why there was a shift in the content but the shit kinda works. Great job man