Better McMuffins - You Suck at Cooking (episode 109)

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The McDonald's Egg McMuffin, also known as the HackBonalds Jeg NickRuffin, is a fun sandwich to add things to. Also to take things away from. Also to hold while spinning around in a circle while yelling "hey look at me I'm a McMuffin!"
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  • @animaginaryboy_
    @animaginaryboy_4 жыл бұрын

    I’m never doing drugs in a McDonald’s bathroom again.

  • @MistahMatzah

    @MistahMatzah

    4 жыл бұрын

    We both know that isn't true, Bob.

  • @gafandahalf

    @gafandahalf

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don’t lie to yourself

  • @tymki

    @tymki

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm never doing McDonald's in a drugs bathroom again.

  • @alexei9122

    @alexei9122

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm never doing bathroom in a McDonald's drugs again

  • @Alexandr.ine2005

    @Alexandr.ine2005

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think you mean McDrugs™️

  • @Sam-pg8cs
    @Sam-pg8cs4 жыл бұрын

    I’m still adjusting to the lack of intro. So I really do not suck anymore at cooking?

  • @genericyoutubecommentnumbe1946

    @genericyoutubecommentnumbe1946

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol I didn't even notice!!

  • @alexm7095

    @alexm7095

    4 жыл бұрын

    No, no no, you do suck, just so much it doesnt even deserve an intro

  • @chrish7543

    @chrish7543

    4 жыл бұрын

    Water you suck you just don’t totally suck

  • @rylieg8032

    @rylieg8032

    4 жыл бұрын

    You suck at cooking, yeah u totally suck!

  • @nancyfahey7518

    @nancyfahey7518

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't need a song to tell me I'm the suckiest at cooking.

  • @riveraswagg123
    @riveraswagg1233 жыл бұрын

    This man really brought a container full of ballpit balls into a public elevator and got into it with his camera just to shoot a three second shot. The dedication. I love it.

  • @qwertsXDD

    @qwertsXDD

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol imagine if someone walked in there

  • @deniz1880

    @deniz1880

    2 жыл бұрын

    While the elevator was moving 😳

  • @tGabvo

    @tGabvo

    2 жыл бұрын

    What do you mean? He was clearly teleported into another dimension.

  • @patrickrendslargent6044

    @patrickrendslargent6044

    2 жыл бұрын

    you understand he didnt go into it, he just put his camera...

  • @billcipher_natchosans

    @billcipher_natchosans

    2 жыл бұрын

    Also, all the bread sacrificed for his English bog and French garden LMAO-

  • @davidcorbeil6594
    @davidcorbeil65943 жыл бұрын

    The man walked in the middle of a bog with a box full of color balls, planted a few english muffins around him, then took a shot of him popping out of said box, grabbing a knife, and going back in. Just imagine standing-by, watching it all happen.

  • @Ciruelatron

    @Ciruelatron

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @Chrissmith-gi7it

    @Chrissmith-gi7it

    2 жыл бұрын

    it was awsome

  • @drinalco

    @drinalco

    2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine waiting for the elevator, and a dude with a spilled basket of plastic balls is fumbling around with a camera when it gets to your floor.

  • @rgerber

    @rgerber

    2 жыл бұрын

    i mean, how did he even fit inside that basket? I think there is more to it. It's some kind of magic bottomless basket. Just think about it

  • @Anoiny

    @Anoiny

    2 жыл бұрын

    normal day in Russia

  • @anothermereapostleofjimpickens
    @anothermereapostleofjimpickens3 жыл бұрын

    I just wanted an egg mcmuffin not a cinematic masterpiece

  • @Meg-th2gi

    @Meg-th2gi

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMAOOO

  • @mangot589

    @mangot589

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol. But if you want a good facsimile, just do his egg cooking thingie, no pepper required, barely toast your English muffin, get a slice of cheese, doesn’t have to be a slice, shredded, anything will do, and a slice of ham, or turkey, or basically anything mild, wrap in a paper towel, zap for 20 seconds, voila lol. I made these for my kids for breakfast for YEARS. Takes 3 minutes 😉. If you want to get fancy you can get Canadian bacon. But the cheap shit works just as well.

  • @Eliseo202

    @Eliseo202

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know, was That supposed to be extra?

  • @choko_millck9432

    @choko_millck9432

    3 жыл бұрын

    A fellow man of culture

  • @silversky7350

    @silversky7350

    3 жыл бұрын

    All hail Jim Pickens

  • @stevenkirkman601
    @stevenkirkman6014 жыл бұрын

    The part when he grabbed the knife and went back into the ball pit was something straight out of the final mission of a call of duty game.

  • @ZachDuVallj0r

    @ZachDuVallj0r

    4 жыл бұрын

    I got strong Doom 2016 vibes from it.

  • @TheRealDVHollow

    @TheRealDVHollow

    4 жыл бұрын

    You need to play better games if it made you think of COD lol

  • @pebbleman721

    @pebbleman721

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheRealDVHollow you're right, he shouldn't play CoD

  • @klayman2

    @klayman2

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheRealDVHollow i mean, Ghosts and the future warfare games were trash but otherwise the rest are great games

  • @gal749

    @gal749

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wanted to like he comment but I saw there were 303 likes... Only true Minecraft fans will understand:/

  • @XperimentorEES
    @XperimentorEES3 жыл бұрын

    I was not expecting the sudden existential horror, and I loved it.

  • @xX072Xx

    @xX072Xx

    4 ай бұрын

    the mcbastard

  • @Joe-fc8ve
    @Joe-fc8ve3 жыл бұрын

    I just want to make sure that EVERYONE is aware that at no stage did you see a whole egg in this video. They were all oranges. Look again if you don't believe me. The levels of comedy are vast. I love you YSAC xx

  • @hermesolympus5672

    @hermesolympus5672

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂 oh my God

  • @Azaghal1988

    @Azaghal1988

    3 жыл бұрын

    Didn't notice it and watched again at 1/4 speed to confirm. The dedication to goofiness is real.

  • @coolbionicle

    @coolbionicle

    3 жыл бұрын

    What are you talking about? Those are perfectly round eggs 😂

  • @Joe-fc8ve

    @Joe-fc8ve

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@coolbionicle 😂😂😂😂

  • @lilywolk

    @lilywolk

    2 жыл бұрын

    yeah i thought i was seeing oranges but then an egg came out soo

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora3 жыл бұрын

    This took a sharp left turn into Don't Hug Me I'm Scared territory.

  • @karlaboyle1453

    @karlaboyle1453

    3 жыл бұрын

    THAT'S what it reminded me of! Thank you. :)

  • @Fanartist-Kitty

    @Fanartist-Kitty

    2 жыл бұрын

    Shhhhhhh spoilers

  • @catonwater3118
    @catonwater31184 жыл бұрын

    Imagine walking into an elevator, and see a full grown man shoving a camera in a ball pit while acting delusional

  • @fvw1187

    @fvw1187

    4 жыл бұрын

    cat on water I’ve seen this comment before it’s reference and I’m looking forward to this moment.

  • @Sirmenonottwo

    @Sirmenonottwo

    4 жыл бұрын

    "I'll take the stairs today."

  • @EpicAwesomeWin87

    @EpicAwesomeWin87

    4 жыл бұрын

    "acting"

  • @Mr.LaughingDuck

    @Mr.LaughingDuck

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's Canadian. Between saying "sorry", and putting maple syrup on everything, this is normal Canadian behaviour.

  • @sidyadav7157

    @sidyadav7157

    4 жыл бұрын

    And there is a girl with panty hose on her head for sons reason... I'm calling the cops. @🤣

  • @EirgorGaming
    @EirgorGaming3 жыл бұрын

    the surreal horror in this episode is on the level of 'Don't Hug Me I'm Scared' and I fucking love it

  • @bitzibaerlie

    @bitzibaerlie

    Жыл бұрын

    I was thinking of MeatCanyon, but it certainly is reminiscent of 'Don't Hug Me I'm Scared' as well.

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself41813 жыл бұрын

    That was scarier than 80% of Horror Movies, Good Job

  • @yousuckatcooking
    @yousuckatcooking4 жыл бұрын

    For the record I think the accordion is a beautiful instrument. It sounds like a chorus of angels. A chorus of angels who may or may not need a decongestant, but angels nonetheless.

  • @ashfreywar9862

    @ashfreywar9862

    4 жыл бұрын

    You Suck At Cooking THANK YOU. And also bagpipes sound magnificent, by the way. Everyone who disagrees is either an idiot or deserves to be drowned out by bagpipes every time they talk.

  • @Islaras

    @Islaras

    4 жыл бұрын

    ruuuude

  • @patrickbrinkworth9125

    @patrickbrinkworth9125

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hello

  • @yousuckatcooking

    @yousuckatcooking

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ashfreywar9862 Actually bagpipes also sound like angels who need a decongestant. Angels you wouldn't want to f with, mind you.

  • @bruhwtf2662

    @bruhwtf2662

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wuz zat

  • @pleasantlydrifting6663
    @pleasantlydrifting66634 жыл бұрын

    When you accidentally open up a portal to McHell

  • @beeplebopple6203

    @beeplebopple6203

    3 жыл бұрын

    You’ve probably forgotten about this comment. Here’s a reminder that you posted a comment that got 700+ likes!

  • @tosty9360

    @tosty9360

    3 жыл бұрын

    And the devil McBurns you.

  • @vcasella1989

    @vcasella1989

    3 жыл бұрын

    He should have tried the Big Mac

  • @triforcewill

    @triforcewill

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @boozboo2744

    @boozboo2744

    3 жыл бұрын

    The ball pit

  • @thornealson2350
    @thornealson23503 жыл бұрын

    Wasn’t expecting to feel existential horror while watching a cooking video

  • @kyledandrea8317
    @kyledandrea83173 жыл бұрын

    That escalated from me being hungry to me locking my doors 😂😂👍good vid

  • @kenzovargas241
    @kenzovargas2414 жыл бұрын

    Everybody gangsta until a song doesn't play at the end of a YSAC video.

  • @jorntumrongwit9056

    @jorntumrongwit9056

    4 жыл бұрын

    Something is wrong, I can feel it The intro is gone too And the end suggested the.....egg series....... Holy crap we onto smth here

  • @CookingMyWay

    @CookingMyWay

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Because you didn't see the dragonball fights I do on my Channel* 😂 it is a good idea put something scary. I will try

  • @Watchdog-vf8ug

    @Watchdog-vf8ug

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cooking My Way stop just stop

  • @CookingMyWay

    @CookingMyWay

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Watchdog-vf8ug 🖕🏻 why shoud for you and a bunch of haters? 😂 no, thank you!

  • @juanvaldivia8001

    @juanvaldivia8001

    4 жыл бұрын

    and there's no intro :c

  • @imsorry7342
    @imsorry73424 жыл бұрын

    The amount of work put in this is insane, I'm terrified.

  • @boochandryan8055

    @boochandryan8055

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like a "good student film" level of quality

  • @brendanness

    @brendanness

    4 жыл бұрын

    420

  • @HumbleZetsu

    @HumbleZetsu

    4 жыл бұрын

    boredom really be that gateway for creativity tho

  • @bearshunnypot302

    @bearshunnypot302

    4 жыл бұрын

    You're new to his videos aren't you

  • @acer.racerr

    @acer.racerr

    4 жыл бұрын

    Get used to it-

  • @airbear69
    @airbear693 жыл бұрын

    I legitimately got goosebumps when you went back through the ball-pit-portal to save Duck Lady.

  • @travisretriever7473
    @travisretriever74733 жыл бұрын

    "It's like an accordion but it sounds good" *Weird Al Yankovic wants to know your location*

  • @thetoiletspider6668

    @thetoiletspider6668

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Sad accordion player noises*

  • @andersbell6974
    @andersbell69744 жыл бұрын

    Imagine going for a walk to the pond and you just see a guy with a camera, ball pit, knife, and some weird doll talking to himself.

  • @siientvoice

    @siientvoice

    4 жыл бұрын

    not to mention those ripe muffins that grow out on reeds, i'd totally feel like Alice in some fucked up wonderland

  • @babungaCTR

    @babungaCTR

    4 жыл бұрын

    Imagine waiting for the lift and when it opens there is some random guy in a ball pit, yeah definitely taking the stairs.

  • @blakethegreat3093

    @blakethegreat3093

    4 жыл бұрын

    Imagine your watching tv, and you hear a noice in your basement. You check it out and there is a grown man sitting in a laundry basket filled with plastic balls, holding a camera, and freaking out. Then he just slithers away in the basket.

  • @notakebaks

    @notakebaks

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@babungaCTR I thought you meant Lyft the ride company. I was wondering if I'd missed something

  • @siientvoice

    @siientvoice

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@notakebaks apparently in many countries they use the word lift instead of elevator to describe the device in question, which isn't really wrong. hell, i am from russia, and we call elevators "lifts" (лифт) too, as we stole this word foreign languages and didn't come up with our own =)

  • @maanyapagare4600
    @maanyapagare46004 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if his girlfriend knew before dating that sometime in the future she'd have to wear a pantyhose over her head to be in her boyfriend's skit about dolls in McDonald's happy meals.

  • @Diego_i

    @Diego_i

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well she was the body/head of the mannequin as well, she has a career now as the best supporting actress

  • @talldude1412

    @talldude1412

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not only did she know, it was a condition for the relationship. Hers.

  • @adde9506

    @adde9506

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was his mom.

  • @shadelightss

    @shadelightss

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@adde9506 nah it's his gf, i'm guessing you're new here as he's mentioned it before

  • @adde9506

    @adde9506

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@shadelightss way to miss the joke

  • @JRexRegis
    @JRexRegis3 жыл бұрын

    In this episode, YSAC travels through the subdimension of Ballpit Space, an underlying continuum that connects all ballpits across all of space and time.

  • @meganm1074

    @meganm1074

    9 ай бұрын

    Ballpit Space is created anew each moment by the wang-jangling of orientation & perspective in ball pits. The usual rules of time & space hide in the corner alternatively sobbing & giggling in this sub-dimension which unifies ball pits everywhere across all space & time, forever.

  • @onemadhungrynomad
    @onemadhungrynomad3 жыл бұрын

    that was the most intense mcblandles hoppy meal i have ever seen!

  • @DefinitelyCodex
    @DefinitelyCodex4 жыл бұрын

    In Italy, we usually call mayo + pesto a "blasphemy"

  • @BWxEclipse

    @BWxEclipse

    4 жыл бұрын

    In Germany, we call it ‘a reason to go to the gas chamber.’

  • @woolco

    @woolco

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@BWxEclipse the hiragana in your name bothers me

  • @egg2799

    @egg2799

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@woolco "e ku ri pu su"? Yeah it bothers me too...

  • @antoine5497

    @antoine5497

    4 жыл бұрын

    An abomination to god

  • @MYERZ08

    @MYERZ08

    4 жыл бұрын

    In Scotland we deep fry your pizzas

  • @bk_wasian
    @bk_wasian4 жыл бұрын

    He’s really feeding the “theory” that he’s how to basics sane brother

  • @spamsingles5948

    @spamsingles5948

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Sane"

  • @june591

    @june591

    4 жыл бұрын

    more like slightly less of a sociopath but sane works too.

  • @KhadaJhin04

    @KhadaJhin04

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, the one with the original content that makes perfectly no sense but actually still entertaining and not repetitive I might add

  • @calatwork7308

    @calatwork7308

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's more like I did a thing

  • @shunoaki4332

    @shunoaki4332

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@spamsingles5948 Yeah, he can talk.

  • @amukthapotato1102
    @amukthapotato11023 жыл бұрын

    No one gonna talk about how he stuck English muffins onto the marsh things at 4:53

  • @alert2

    @alert2

    Жыл бұрын

    He also did it in the start

  • @aeyakieduenas1331
    @aeyakieduenas13313 жыл бұрын

    Believe me when I was genuinely scared of the doll in the elevator, but it took a wholesome turn and now I'm un-traumatized

  • @Mr_Creeper-ik5lr
    @Mr_Creeper-ik5lr4 жыл бұрын

    He legally has to say "pepper pepper pepper" every time he uses pepper.

  • @eleanort.t.showbiz7207

    @eleanort.t.showbiz7207

    4 жыл бұрын

    Once.

  • @PurpleHazePro

    @PurpleHazePro

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes by law.

  • @davidarruda8400

    @davidarruda8400

    4 жыл бұрын

    What os this "pepper" you speak of?

  • @bramble6367

    @bramble6367

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just as the founding fathers intended.

  • @thesun2412

    @thesun2412

    4 жыл бұрын

    I feel like he just does it subconsciously by now

  • @Saltyarticles
    @Saltyarticles4 жыл бұрын

    You should make another KZread channel called “you suck at horror movies” because that doll scene was really creepy yet awesome.

  • @Ser_Locke

    @Ser_Locke

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its called Dead Meat

  • @nailtalkwithdomo4630

    @nailtalkwithdomo4630

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes that was great

  • @bleh6339

    @bleh6339

    4 жыл бұрын

    What do you mean *yet* awesome? I think creepy and awesome go together in a horror movie

  • @mabeltorres8069

    @mabeltorres8069

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is this a prequel or a sequel to the egg series?

  • @crystalr4650

    @crystalr4650

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pretty sure this is already a horror channel

  • @Deathinition
    @Deathinition3 жыл бұрын

    "a whisper of salt" - that made my ears go tingly

  • @LZ_Protogen

    @LZ_Protogen

    2 жыл бұрын

    O h

  • @sonyavincent7450
    @sonyavincent74502 жыл бұрын

    I love the little smile the lady doll person gave as she was rescued. Creepy af and wholesome at the same time.

  • @novthirty3249
    @novthirty32494 жыл бұрын

    “...and now we’re gonna fry up a slice of ham until it starts *breathing like a l u n g”* can’t say i’ll ever look at ham the same way again

  • @HoneycombTheywontletmeputjusto

    @HoneycombTheywontletmeputjusto

    4 жыл бұрын

    lung

  • @cheese5081

    @cheese5081

    4 жыл бұрын

    L U N G

  • @mishXY

    @mishXY

    4 жыл бұрын

    my older brother used to say that the heat is making it come alive and now it's feeling the pain of being fried. that was when I was 5, and that sparked my interest in cooking. yep, a well rounded person, I am.

  • @user-re8yz7bv5v

    @user-re8yz7bv5v

    4 жыл бұрын

    lenainabox ok

  • @michaelzhang7098

    @michaelzhang7098

    4 жыл бұрын

    A bit thick, but that’s fine. Is this guy kronk?

  • @zimou5849
    @zimou58494 жыл бұрын

    This man literally lives all over the world.

  • @eliasmsv3156

    @eliasmsv3156

    4 жыл бұрын

    He travels by ball pit.

  • @wanderingrogue3039

    @wanderingrogue3039

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@eliasmsv3156 😂👍🏾

  • @quinnbitner7921

    @quinnbitner7921

    4 жыл бұрын

    Zimou DZ Man?

  • @ellafrom2017
    @ellafrom20173 жыл бұрын

    I love how his videos are full cinematic masterpieces!

  • @Felix-sb5wp
    @Felix-sb5wp3 жыл бұрын

    I'm watching this on the bus and everyone is staring at me because I'm laughing too hard

  • @plucas1
    @plucas14 жыл бұрын

    See, this is why I don't use Truffle Oil. Too much creates interdimensional rifts and also the poops. But mostly interdimensional rifts.

  • @yousuckatcooking

    @yousuckatcooking

    4 жыл бұрын

    turns out the poops are caused by the synthesized stuff, or so I've heard

  • @myoman1977

    @myoman1977

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@yousuckatcooking You just wanted to use the word "synthesized"

  • @guardianoftheduat

    @guardianoftheduat

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@yousuckatcooking k serious question then where can i get real truffle oil?

  • @AlexLeonor

    @AlexLeonor

    4 жыл бұрын

    Are you sure the two aren't actually the same thing?

  • @Ggamergoodson

    @Ggamergoodson

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@yousuckatcooking which oil did you use and how much was it if you don't mind? Can't see the brand

  • @crispycrocs8360
    @crispycrocs83604 жыл бұрын

    "Honey, why is that guy in a box full of balls in the elevator?"

  • @redmirrow8913

    @redmirrow8913

    3 жыл бұрын

    "You see Timmy, every ball pit at McDonalds is an interdimensional portal that curses the jumper with a decade of suffering after use. You know, the usual stuff" "Cool. Hey dad, what are you doin- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" *dad throws Timmy into the ball pit portal* "

  • @hamzerpanzer

    @hamzerpanzer

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@redmirrow8913 Why is the kid calling his parent “honey”

  • @bananaduck9849

    @bananaduck9849

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hamzerpanzer lol

  • @gae7156

    @gae7156

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hamzerpanzer Family relations

  • @existingisasin

    @existingisasin

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hamzerpanzer maybe the dad's name is honey?

  • @jasonthejazzman8521
    @jasonthejazzman8521 Жыл бұрын

    I often don't have time to make breakfast in the mornings before work, but after watching this I've been meal prepping like 8 of these on Sundays, then popping them in the microwave. Thank you for making my mornings infinitely better!

  • @Shovelchicken
    @Shovelchicken2 жыл бұрын

    The combination of low calories and a great price makes the mcoxygen a great sandwich for anyone on a budget or diet.

  • @TheShinySnivy
    @TheShinySnivy4 жыл бұрын

    Tfw you’re just trying to make a sandwich and you end up time-traveling to dashcon

  • @maryrose704

    @maryrose704

    4 жыл бұрын

    *oH MY GOD* *JESUS FUCK I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT SHITSHOW*

  • @chaoticparent6591

    @chaoticparent6591

    4 жыл бұрын

    FNAF

  • @laurazelaya7531

    @laurazelaya7531

    4 жыл бұрын

    He went to Tanacon

  • @ultrablueslime8216

    @ultrablueslime8216

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@111ohno yeah my thoughts exactly

  • @ameliej6690

    @ameliej6690

    3 жыл бұрын

    someone pissed in the ballpit 😔

  • @MMicaelaHere
    @MMicaelaHere4 жыл бұрын

    I'm so happy this is the first video I've seen on this channel. I was expecting a proper recipe, but got a lifelong trauma :)

  • @yousuckatcooking

    @yousuckatcooking

    4 жыл бұрын

    you're welcome

  • @jeramiet154

    @jeramiet154

    4 жыл бұрын

    Right. This is my second video. And I'm now subscribed.

  • @edwfelt7490

    @edwfelt7490

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol you made me think that he was gonna throw ingredients aggressively, but actually it was enjoyable. I learnt how to cook a round egg :)

  • @ghastlyshroom2198

    @ghastlyshroom2198

    3 жыл бұрын

    @I like Multiplayer games HowToBasic be like: eggs go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @GhostKn1ght

    @GhostKn1ght

    3 жыл бұрын

    First video for me too, not disappointed.

  • @D-Roncz
    @D-Roncz3 жыл бұрын

    That was hilarious. First video I’ve seen on this guy and I cracked up

  • @glitchylol2546
    @glitchylol2546 Жыл бұрын

    The lore so far: Part I: Story of Keith Keith Mccarlson is a middle aged man, who owned the channel named How to Basic. One day, he went insane due to an unknown cause and started to create strange videos involving eggs, until he accidentally split the universe. One where he stayed with the HtB channel, and one where he started a new channel named You suck at cooking. He was no longer completely insane, but still didn't have all his sanity. He created a box that contained a doll. He also got in a ballpit that was snuck in as a test made by the government as a test of teleportation. Little did the government know that the teleporter progressively made the user go insane. Keith teleports until he reaches a cardboard room with a doll, identical to the box he made. After getting a knife from the English muffin bog, he attempts to save the doll that he confirmed to be alive. Keith cut through the box and goes through, only to fall several inches. Being tiny from another government device, he is fine. The effects wear off an hour later and he wakes up next to the doll, now not moving. Part II: John Amerdian John was a standard man in the USA. Goes to work in the morning, goes home, eats, then cries himself to sleep. All of that changed when he went to his local Saint Ronald's and won a prize from the egg saint muffin. He was led into a backroom and down a secret hatch into a room where he blacks out. He wakes up in a factory that recycles stuff. He is forced to work for many days, until he gets in severe trouble for writing run on cardboard plastic and stuff. He is brought to a room, where he blacks out a second time, and wakes up as a literal dummy in a government experiment. John sees a man open his box. Desperately, John calls for help, but to no avail. The box closes and John sees a makeshift ballpit appear in a corner. The same man who opened the box appears in the ballpit. John could only move a bit before the man went back into the ballpit. The man comes back shortly with a knife. John thinks that it was the end, but the man cuts through the cardboard, and asks John to come. John agrees and jumps out with him, before waking up in his apartment on the soft couch. It was all a dream, he tells himself. But if it was a dream, why did it feel like he was on a floor.

  • @Clara1717

    @Clara1717

    Жыл бұрын

    OMG

  • @archae2254

    @archae2254

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro wrote a masterpiece out of an elaborate shitpost, i love it please give us more

  • @thegibsterpresents4964
    @thegibsterpresents49644 жыл бұрын

    He didn’t let the eggs say goodbye to each other, that’s why he is now trapped in the pits of despair. (And colorful balls)

  • @spipsdew6157

    @spipsdew6157

    4 жыл бұрын

    He probably let the eggs say goodbye before he prepped them into the oranges.

  • @pj_spirit

    @pj_spirit

    4 жыл бұрын

    The gibster Presents Why would he? He’s reuniting them, closer than ever before in his stomach

  • @crystalr4650

    @crystalr4650

    4 жыл бұрын

    Those were mandarins idiot (Joke)

  • @violvioletvine
    @violvioletvine4 жыл бұрын

    That doll is haunted by the spirit of pimblokto

  • @fravel8702

    @fravel8702

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh damn I never thought of that but now I wish I didn't

  • @Meltsux

    @Meltsux

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who’s pimblokto?

  • @thelivingtale2938

    @thelivingtale2938

    4 жыл бұрын

    Someone save this poor soul

  • @BlueMaskGuy

    @BlueMaskGuy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Livid *glares at you angrily and offended*

  • @dandanthedandan7558

    @dandanthedandan7558

    4 жыл бұрын

    Livid *gasp* Heretic!

  • @Sam-Pound
    @Sam-Pound Жыл бұрын

    I used to be intimidated by cooking, but this video was like a gateway drug to me starting. This man is a real inspiration. Even if he writes video scripts while on a drug trip...

  • @hydroclaws
    @hydroclaws10 ай бұрын

    That ending was pure perfection

  • @stormobsession
    @stormobsession4 жыл бұрын

    Me, a fool: gee this video is so normal, so unlike ysac’s usual style Three mcguffins later: Me: ah

  • @gibranaditama2256

    @gibranaditama2256

    4 жыл бұрын

    A fool I am..

  • @bahrican45

    @bahrican45

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ur not only a fool ur a weeb i.e ur anime profile pic

  • @chrislee5376
    @chrislee53764 жыл бұрын

    Me: Can we buy toy story 4? Mom: we already have toy story 4 at home Toy story 4 at home: 5:07

  • @brennap3310

    @brennap3310

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chris Lee 5/7 would be better than Toy Story 4 😂

  • @aleksitolonen2274

    @aleksitolonen2274

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @Homestaurante

    @Homestaurante

    4 жыл бұрын

    I have learned lot things from this channel..and create a new channel please support and subscribe for see my progress...😍

  • @user-es2yz2yg3q

    @user-es2yz2yg3q

    9 ай бұрын

    Joke's on you this is better

  • @williamchristensen7354
    @williamchristensen7354 Жыл бұрын

    The bits where he's diving through the ball pit cracked open some ancient vaults of memory for me and for that I am grateful. Take my like, I'm already subscribed.

  • @drq122
    @drq1223 жыл бұрын

    I cannot believe I put this in my watch later for two months!

  • @gododoof
    @gododoof4 жыл бұрын

    This man just keeps random SCPs in his kitchen.

  • @skoyatael

    @skoyatael

    4 жыл бұрын

    He is SCP himself, actually

  • @devindesilva123

    @devindesilva123

    4 жыл бұрын

    SCP 001 proposal

  • @Velvetspoonful

    @Velvetspoonful

    4 жыл бұрын

    *the foundation wants to know your location*

  • @petal1259

    @petal1259

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a chef or something for the Foundation

  • @jeanstarnes4551
    @jeanstarnes45513 жыл бұрын

    The amount of shade that was thrown at accordions was insane

  • @mordekaihorowitz

    @mordekaihorowitz

    Жыл бұрын

    The only time I've heard an accordion that sounded good was in the song 'Echo' by Talisk

  • @wherewolf309

    @wherewolf309

    7 ай бұрын

    @@mordekaihorowitzor any Weird Al song

  • @LaikasFriend

    @LaikasFriend

    Ай бұрын

    Correct! I love Weird Al

  • @onetruepairings
    @onetruepairings2 жыл бұрын

    the fact that this wasn't even a halloween episode just makes me love this channel so much

  • @victormena9407
    @victormena94073 ай бұрын

    we didn't knew it at the time but cinema peaked here!

  • @josephb5989
    @josephb59894 жыл бұрын

    Because I know everyone has needed this: -McDonalds Egg McMuffin -McBlonalds Beg McDuffin -McMuffler -Keg McNothing -McKnucklin -McCronalds Leg McBuffin -McZondals Beg McLuffin -McBlandles Zeg McGuffin

  • @anote856

    @anote856

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mcoxygen

  • @thepineapplehead

    @thepineapplehead

    4 жыл бұрын

    Also known as the McBesto

  • @peterpeterson4800

    @peterpeterson4800

    4 жыл бұрын

    Isn't that the name of the guy who played Dr. Strange?

  • @grapehead32

    @grapehead32

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did you just have a stroke

  • @carlwheezerofsouls3273

    @carlwheezerofsouls3273

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@peterpeterson4800 McBlandes Zeg Mcguffin? yeah i think thats him!

  • @rawn0ld
    @rawn0ld4 жыл бұрын

    How is it you’ve managed to teach me to cook and fear in 6 minutes

  • @karramclarty2175

    @karramclarty2175

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cook with 😱

  • @abhinav.6393
    @abhinav.6393 Жыл бұрын

    I'm blown away by the amazing storytelling. Woah! That was one of the best and the absolute best cooking video I've ever seen

  • @michaelk8860
    @michaelk88602 жыл бұрын

    Probably one of the best episodes of this show I've ever seen, and the reason I am now subscribing.

  • @slushiegorl
    @slushiegorl4 жыл бұрын

    This video gave me some real “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” vibes

  • @pilon0218

    @pilon0218

    4 жыл бұрын

    Duuude, exactly what i was thinking right now.

  • @marsreynolds6157

    @marsreynolds6157

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’m honestly living for it

  • @onelusciouslad7841

    @onelusciouslad7841

    4 жыл бұрын

    How?It's just a normal YSAC vide- oh.. ok

  • @DeGenYork

    @DeGenYork

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dont hug me im scared and how to basic in one video

  • @melware1372
    @melware13724 жыл бұрын

    We're gonna get another series guys, just wait until he reveals that it's all connected to the Egg series and Pimblockto

  • @transrightsdinosaur

    @transrightsdinosaur

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shh spoilers

  • @pieceofpeace35
    @pieceofpeace352 жыл бұрын

    I was on the edge of my seat throughout that whole end sequence omg. The story was so intense. Like I literally held my breath. Does not help that no one else is home. The filming was fantastic, though.

  • @mightysmiley467
    @mightysmiley4673 жыл бұрын

    The way you do videos is ahead of the curve, amazing work.

  • @soobaroo8253
    @soobaroo82534 жыл бұрын

    This berserker grabbed a coffee mug out of a microwave with his barehands

  • @xXLiLJokerXx

    @xXLiLJokerXx

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's immortal, unkillable, unmatched

  • @b.jr.7816

    @b.jr.7816

    4 жыл бұрын

    do yew wan tew suk mai cok BRE ZERRR KERR do yew wan tew may king fuk BRE ZERRR KERRRRrrr

  • @jerrell1169

    @jerrell1169

    4 жыл бұрын

    B. Jr. Noooohhh dooouuu nawt wahnt tou may king fuwk

  • @RainingOnMyParade

    @RainingOnMyParade

    4 жыл бұрын

    bear hands* fixed it

  • @yuri-c51

    @yuri-c51

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wait people don't usually do that?

  • @elikirkwood4580
    @elikirkwood45804 жыл бұрын

    SCP-5079 - Begg McDuffin

  • @un_known_o-o

    @un_known_o-o

    4 жыл бұрын

    69th like nice. Also underrated comment

  • @sexypianonotes6212

    @sexypianonotes6212

    4 жыл бұрын

    Eli Kirkwood ayy this got a love by ysac. My man loves fiction!

  • @ashexnova2789

    @ashexnova2789

    4 жыл бұрын

    Class: Euclid // Description: SCP-5079 is a bald plastic doll wearing a pink shirt and skirt both accented with black stripes. SCP-5079 face consists of a pair of googly eyes and a glued-on yellow pipe cleaner resembling a mouth. Upon further research, SCP-5079’s build appeared to be identical to that of the brand, [REDACTED]. When approached by any adult human being, SCP-5079 will anomalously whisper the phrase “Help me” and raise it’s arm towards the subject confronting it.

  • @m.t-thoughts8919
    @m.t-thoughts89193 жыл бұрын

    This one turned pretty quick into an abriged SCP story! 😂

  • @infearctus5882
    @infearctus58822 жыл бұрын

    You sir, just made my day and a new subscriber ! Love your originality and tour content dude !

  • @AguaDieta
    @AguaDieta4 жыл бұрын

    Am the only one who misses the “You suck at cooking” in the beginning?

  • @joelmorningstar3645

    @joelmorningstar3645

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah you totally suck.

  • @GoulashJosh

    @GoulashJosh

    4 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one who didn't see the "I" in the original comment?

  • @RobLovesU

    @RobLovesU

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@GoulashJosh bruhhh

  • @joelmorningstar3645

    @joelmorningstar3645

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@GoulashJosh my brain just played "fill in the blanks", plus I was eager to finish the rest of the song lyrics because I miss it too :'(

  • @SpiralCee

    @SpiralCee

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why isn't it there?? I need the intro song!! :(

  • @ONE-pg7wd
    @ONE-pg7wd4 жыл бұрын

    The ending was so wholesome i thought he was gonna stab the doll.

  • @samsontag

    @samsontag

    4 жыл бұрын

    i didn't know what was gonna happen, but once he had an actual person be the doll i knew he couldn't stab her

  • @ElectTheChopStick

    @ElectTheChopStick

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@samsontag That's when i thought he could probably stab her

  • @monkeyman2728

    @monkeyman2728

    4 жыл бұрын

    But was it wholesome Keanu Chungus? Didn't think so

  • @NWOtion
    @NWOtion3 жыл бұрын

    This channel is consistently great and hilarious. Great work as usual!

  • @tysidaho
    @tysidaho9 ай бұрын

    This is where I end my internet experience. Nothing can ever top this. I have no desire to let it try.

  • @youtubecensorshipisadownwa7611
    @youtubecensorshipisadownwa76114 жыл бұрын

    I have been subbed for several months now, and I just wanted to say, this channels lore is bizarrely more extensive than I once thought

  • @its_Vampyre

    @its_Vampyre

    4 жыл бұрын

    Explain

  • @karulhi

    @karulhi

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@its_Vampyre Things such as cookie sharks, muffin plants, banana magnets

  • @its_Vampyre

    @its_Vampyre

    4 жыл бұрын

    Understandable, have a good day

  • @matthewdarnell6438

    @matthewdarnell6438

    3 жыл бұрын

    "this"

  • @justforcomments3155

    @justforcomments3155

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm still waiting for the next installment of the egg series

  • @gozzilla177
    @gozzilla1774 жыл бұрын

    As a boy raised by a single mother, I'm curious how the Mcbastard is made?

  • @gozzilla177

    @gozzilla177

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Dylan L Hmmm, yeah that makes sense!!!

  • @whatwouldtarado213

    @whatwouldtarado213

    4 жыл бұрын

    With bastard sauce, of course.

  • @gozzilla177

    @gozzilla177

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Draco Developer hmmm weird mine was made with abuse, so mom ran away.....with a side of unpaid child support, of course! I hope this doesnt effect the flavor to much!!!

  • @yeabutna7309

    @yeabutna7309

    4 жыл бұрын

    I am calling the ultimate oof. Yeah that's what is going to come after you eat the Mcbastard

  • @masonhamilton5217

    @masonhamilton5217

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@yeabutna7309 find something to do other then this. Get a life dumb fucks

  • @not7t976
    @not7t9763 жыл бұрын

    Cooking and humor is a great duo.

  • @jenevagreen6874
    @jenevagreen68743 жыл бұрын

    I just came across this. Channel and I'm so glad I did. One of the most interesting channels I've seen in a long time. Im here for all the weirdness .

  • @waytoobiased
    @waytoobiased4 жыл бұрын

    This is the best YSAC episode in at least ten, probably more.

  • @aaryameow

    @aaryameow

    4 жыл бұрын

    r/iamaredditor

  • @preachist8274

    @preachist8274

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ten minutes? Days? Decades? Don't leaving us hangin', bro.

  • @legrocc26

    @legrocc26

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Aarya Bet Dude, no one asked. Its his profile picture. Also, mentioning a subreddit makes you look more like one.

  • @waytoobiased

    @waytoobiased

    4 жыл бұрын

    @kopytek36 Episodes

  • @waytoobiased

    @waytoobiased

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@preachist8274 Episodes

  • @hyperult3810
    @hyperult38104 жыл бұрын

    *falls into ballpit* "Hey. You're finally awake."

  • @robertdicke7249

    @robertdicke7249

    4 жыл бұрын

    This shit right here is the sort of thing I forget about all the time and will inevitably show up to take me by surprise.

  • @pissfrog

    @pissfrog

    4 жыл бұрын

    Whatever happened to the half life 2 intro

  • @mypointofview9794

    @mypointofview9794

    4 жыл бұрын

    "You were trying to cross that border right? Walked straight into that imperial ambush"

  • @angelicasimmons6858
    @angelicasimmons68583 жыл бұрын

    This is now my favorite episode of this show!

  • @CptEddyPrice
    @CptEddyPrice3 жыл бұрын

    never cease to amaze me with your creativity

  • @Jelly-Nuggets
    @Jelly-Nuggets4 жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie, I could really go for a McOxygen after watching this

  • @user-ee1rl3tg7w

    @user-ee1rl3tg7w

    4 жыл бұрын

    That mcoxygen is gourmet cuisine

  • @pebbletail_

    @pebbletail_

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @adventuresofwillandshelby6013

    @adventuresofwillandshelby6013

    4 жыл бұрын

    Discontinued... McFreshair machine is broken too so don’t ask

  • @Frezshii

    @Frezshii

    4 жыл бұрын

    i usually go for a mcbastard

  • @Tony-sq7dz

    @Tony-sq7dz

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeah that is delicious,that air,my mouth is watering just from thinking about it

  • @tiacomment
    @tiacomment4 жыл бұрын

    2:38 Italian here, and I only want to tell you that when you mixed pesto with mayonnaise my grandmother immediately vaporized.

  • @yousuckatcooking

    @yousuckatcooking

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well at least it was painless

  • @thetcogarchives1361

    @thetcogarchives1361

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@yousuckatcooking LMAO

  • @shadelightss

    @shadelightss

    4 жыл бұрын

    r/comedyheaven

  • @DuringDark

    @DuringDark

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@shadelightss no

  • @adde9506

    @adde9506

    4 жыл бұрын

    She can be reconstituted by boiling a pot of fettuccini. For extra power, "forget" to set a timer.

  • @hoya1894
    @hoya18943 жыл бұрын

    The creativity on this one is astonishing

  • @Evski-if4gn
    @Evski-if4gn2 жыл бұрын

    What goes through that beautiful mind when you make crazy skits like this lol, either way it’s awsome!

  • @ArcticaTheFox
    @ArcticaTheFox4 жыл бұрын

    He linked the egg series at the end, is this gonna be another series? The Happy Meal/ Despair Meal series? I always love the creative drama flares he puts in these types of videos! That egg one was really fun to watch, so was the Pimblokto lore. Hope this gets developed more

  • @ghostpeyton

    @ghostpeyton

    4 жыл бұрын

    Look at the doll head

  • @logantouchet9468

    @logantouchet9468

    4 жыл бұрын

    ghostpeyton why

  • @Oscar4u69

    @Oscar4u69

    4 жыл бұрын

    I miss Pimblokto :c

  • @brandonjustis

    @brandonjustis

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was wondering when we went into that cut maybe we'd see like the silhouette of an egg or something.

  • @Jougi_Baba

    @Jougi_Baba

    4 жыл бұрын

    what if,, what if they're all connected

  • @jarretbussman5999
    @jarretbussman59994 жыл бұрын

    Its about time someone made a sequel to inception, i could do without the advertising but this trailer looks soild

  • @andellakovar5577

    @andellakovar5577

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking about how this seemed very inception too... Er... I mean.. yes this sequel looks amazing can't wait to see it when the world is released from our homes 😂

  • @jorgesaxon3781
    @jorgesaxon3781 Жыл бұрын

    this is slowly turning into a horror series and I love it

  • @ameliabuns4058
    @ameliabuns40583 жыл бұрын

    pfft love the humor. I love how you bite it and then take a perfectly good muffin and cut it and add it to the one you bit

  • @Adre1987
    @Adre19874 жыл бұрын

    This guy has to make a whole movie, we need this kind of great independent production.... like seriously, I would watch 1 hour of this stuff! he literally puts easter eggs westworld style when he quickly fix the bitten toast or doesn't focus on the fact that eggs come out of oranges.... the egg series?? that's also raw diamonds

  • @unsimplemulticellularlifef5739
    @unsimplemulticellularlifef57394 жыл бұрын

    "Nothing against wild dogs, just don't undercook it" - You Suck Athe Cooking, 2020

  • @rolev.e2054

    @rolev.e2054

    4 жыл бұрын

    *at

  • @joyce_rx

    @joyce_rx

    4 жыл бұрын

    a t h e

  • @alicekim4016
    @alicekim40163 жыл бұрын

    This is just perfect. Cooking show plus drama plus mystery 😀 I just love you!

  • @xzaviersanchez8800
    @xzaviersanchez88002 жыл бұрын

    Excited for part 2

  • @dawnmoore3909
    @dawnmoore39094 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ I’m about to go to bed and thought “yes, a YSAC to end the day!” Now it’s going to be nightmares.

  • @maritime9297

    @maritime9297

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ik right. I realised something was off when i first saw e doll XD

  • @claradenken

    @claradenken

    4 жыл бұрын

    same.

  • @mib5633
    @mib56334 жыл бұрын

    imagine having a youtuber roomate and one day he like: ayy you want a role in a vid? "ye sure why not" ok... 4:42

  • @lucasnicht3347

    @lucasnicht3347

    4 жыл бұрын

    it actually his gilfriend

  • @apollomars1678

    @apollomars1678

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lucasnicht3347

  • @ldkmelon

    @ldkmelon

    4 жыл бұрын

    to make it less scary i like to imagine he wasnt able to find a female friend to play the role so it actually him cosplaying and he got a friend to reach a hand out to him lol

  • @mib5633

    @mib5633

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lucasnicht3347 yoooo

  • @mib5633

    @mib5633

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ldkmelon lol

  • @SomethingsStinky
    @SomethingsStinky2 жыл бұрын

    The amount of effort in his videos is not necessary but at the same time I love it

  • @susyc.879
    @susyc.8793 жыл бұрын

    I came for the recipe and cooking tutorial but I stayed for the captivating story-telling. 10/10, would watch again.

  • @hiarchie
    @hiarchie3 жыл бұрын

    Script extension: "Are you okay?" The doll replies, "I'm gloving it"

  • @advh6426
    @advh64264 жыл бұрын

    Normal people: Mcdonalds clown is scary YSAC: happy meal box

  • @kwanakakj2012
    @kwanakakj20122 жыл бұрын

    I love how it's so different and so much more funnier than regular cooking videos BRAVO!!!👏 👏 👏 👏 😭

  • @Spectre124
    @Spectre1243 жыл бұрын

    Best episode ever.

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