"Gettysburg. Wow." What a speech! I mean everyone is saying they've never heard anyone speak like this. It might be the best speech ever. People were crying. Big tough men with tears in their eyes. Bigly important speech, folks.

@jandurbin2906

2 ай бұрын

KILLS ME SO MANY MAGGOT ZOMBIES ARE FOLLOWING HIM!!! ESPECIALLY TOO MANY OF MY OLD RETIRED LAW ENFORCEMENT PARTNERS!!! QUITE SCARY!!!

@lindaduncan9197

2 ай бұрын

Bigly?? 😂😂😂 love it❤

@keirfarnum6811

2 ай бұрын

“Sir...?” 😭

@AndyM_323YYY

2 ай бұрын

I know I had tears in my eye. That was the funniest thing on the internet in the last week.

@Helios--

2 ай бұрын

ikr? That "wow" at the end really sold it.

Jon Stewart, bringing back to us the reality that we have lost. Thank you, sir.

@dashanovala2019

2 ай бұрын

Love how this is roughly 10% of who Jon Stewart really is

@L_M_V

2 ай бұрын

Seeing these types of comments… Is it his first night? Second? Third? No!

@nidodson

2 ай бұрын

Funny how many claimed he was so horrible, that he changed, and that he would hurt ratings, hahaha.

@AndrewLyon23

2 ай бұрын

John Oliver brings reality. Jon Stewart brings the comedy.

@coolioso808

2 ай бұрын

He's great, but don't sleep on Zeitgeist: Requiem by Peter Joseph; it comes out soon! Trailer online now. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. kicks it off.

Someone please tell me how I survived without Jon Stewart for the last 10 years.

@kijiji93

Ай бұрын

By the skin of our teeth

@mnkykungfu

5 күн бұрын

We didn't. We're the walking dead. We've all aged like 20 years in the past 10.

Man, the world needs Jon more than ever. Bless you, brother.

@Daveortiz693

Ай бұрын

🙌

@jimpalmer792

Ай бұрын

STEWART !!!!!

@ewink

Ай бұрын

Man, I love Noah and all the other hosts, but Jon just brings something to this show that makes it a totally different show without him.

@bababasflambe1367

Ай бұрын

Truly God’s work

@jeromederosa9004

Ай бұрын

Why does marxist clown Jon Stewart feel comfortable discussing every topic with no legal education or even skill to understand a simple concept of LIBERALISM? Come talk to us at atheist republic instead of these idea scammers.

“Well Jake, he appears to be asleep”🤣😂🤣

@sandrabarrie84

2 ай бұрын

Dozo Don needs a new diaper and a drool bucket.

@cppdev2729

Ай бұрын

still more awake than sleepy Joe. Is this the best lot America got to choose presidents?

@myedits7160

Ай бұрын

When a guy expects you to mansplain but you just give the facts

Jon Stewart returning to The Daily Show on Monday’s is the best thing to happen in a long time. His wit and wisdom in this forum is unsurpassed. I don’t know what the teams are. Love him❤

@TheBeezusjones

2 ай бұрын

He's still got it.. SO MUCH...

@ubong5172

2 ай бұрын

unsurpassed? I'd say Dave Chapelle definitely surpasses. If Dave hosted the daily show it'd be the best show since the Chapelle show.

@nitajean9885

2 ай бұрын

We need a Back In Black rant!

@mth9267

2 ай бұрын

It is Johns show

@marvinlovett3613

2 ай бұрын

Glad he's back but wished he hadn't left just when Trump started his presidency.

"Wow Me boys" - Robert E. Lee, battle of Gettysburg.

@kaylaperrin122

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Rugelacharugula

Ай бұрын

Actually it was Rob Lowe as ‘Sodapop Curtis’ in the movie The Outsiders, which was shot in Tulsa, not Gettysburg. And set in 1965, not 1863.

Every Monday I realize how much I missed him. I need Jon to maintain some kind of mental health. As long as he can make me laugh about all the chaos I feel somewhat safe. Greetings from Switzerland and many thanks to the guy who introduced me to the Daily Show many moons back.

@silvermainecoons3269

Ай бұрын

I wish I lived in Switzerland. I’m in California and still waiting for it to drop off the mainland and become an island. A tropical Switzerland and country in its own right. Anything to get away from Trump and his party of goons. 😂

@smallgoon

Ай бұрын

​@@silvermainecoons3269you're a Californian cat woman with mental health issues you don't say 😂😂😂

Thank goodness we had George Washington to go from Valley Forge to Gettysburg to secure the airports from the British and save the union!

@moniqueengleman873

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@glenchapman3899

2 ай бұрын

And It really wasn't his fault he was in the bathroom when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.

@blakesleyk.7166

2 ай бұрын

Yep. And then there was that precious moment.

@tripsaplenty1227

2 ай бұрын

@@glenchapman3899 When the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor

@___beyondhorizon4664

2 ай бұрын

It would be nice and helpful to mankind if we can examine the MEGA brain 🧠, are they all hallow?

Trump’s remarks on Gettysburg is the stuff for History Hall of Shame!

@WolfsToob

2 ай бұрын

He’s like a 2 year old trying to make up a bedtime story on the fly 🤣

@oscarwarren469

2 ай бұрын

Desantis would like it...

@DennisMoore664

2 ай бұрын

Or the "how it happened" scenes from the sequel to _Idiocracy_

@royg2840

2 ай бұрын

trump knows they were trying to protect the airports 😊😊

@ownplz5632

2 ай бұрын

It was a great hall. Probably the best. Alot of people are saying it was actually the wall of shame. A great big beautiful wall. And the big burly bikers came up to me with tears in his eyes and said what a wonderful wall.

"Did you have a nice sandwich?!" "Run!" 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ 😂😂

President Trump went to the U.S.S. Arizona Memorial Site at Pearl Harbor Hawaii a few years ago. Turns to a Navy Officer and says, “so, what was this all about?” True story..

@DixonCider117

Ай бұрын

As a sailor Trump was better for us than biran

@adamsinclair007

Ай бұрын

@@DixonCider117no, he wasn’t and he most certainly isn’t now.

@nancyx6390

Ай бұрын

🤦

@nancyx6390

Ай бұрын

​@@DixonCider117 Than biran????? I guess this explains why you think that 😅

@Brandon-th4xx

Ай бұрын

Did he also say if you didn't vote for him, that you weren't black or able to find how way back to the plane without getting lost ?

He should get all black jury since he did more for them since Lincoln 😅😅😅

@hks2377

2 ай бұрын

😂

@MrAAgabriel

2 ай бұрын

😂

@sheilamartin880

2 ай бұрын

Probably more than Lincoln according to him.

@TheBeezusjones

2 ай бұрын

Riiiiiight!!!!????

@marcelgeslicki7333

2 ай бұрын

Ppppppl000​@@hks2377

Just have to say, “So glad you added Josh Johnson as a correspondent!” Well deserved. ☺️

@notorioustori

2 ай бұрын

I, too, am a Tori who is here for Josh Johnson! 😊

Stewart was sorely missed and he had the right time to come back!

It's a testament to the show that it gets so much flak in the comments section, I'm so glad to see Jon back with this incredible crew

"Gettysburg wow..." Such eloquence.

@DennisMoore664

2 ай бұрын

I know we're not supposed to use a word that starts with the letter "R", rhymes regarded, and refers to someone who is mentally impaired anymore, but Donald Trump is so that word. And the people who are still supporting him - I just don't know. This could all be part of the opening scenes from the movie _Idiocracy_ "Welcome to Costco. I love you."

@ameyagokhale5123

2 ай бұрын

@@DennisMoore664 it's almost like a line you hear Owen Wilson say in comedy where he's pretending to be a History professor

@magicmarker7047

2 ай бұрын

I wonder how many times he practiced that in front of the mirror?

@richardrobbins387

2 ай бұрын

​@@ameyagokhale5123 So Hansel 🔥

@intomnia3313

2 ай бұрын

Lincoln wept.

The ending… “if the glove don’t fit” i was dying 😂 Great to see josh on the daily show again

Always evict uphill, my boys!

"Imagine committing so many crimes, you get bored at your own trial" 😭🤣

"Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was. The Battle of Gettysburg, what an unbelievable, I mean, it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and so horrible and so beautiful in so many different ways, it represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow...I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania deluctant (?) and uh...To watch the statement of Robert E. Lee who is no longer in favour, did you ever notice that? No longer in favour...'Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill'; they were fighting uphill, he said 'Wow, that was a big mistake', he lost his great general and, uh, they were fightin- 'Never fight uphill, me boys!'" In breaking news, the Library of Congress has sought to preserve the text of this address as historically and culturally significant. Some call it the new, better Gettysburg address, an oration befitting of the only man more historically persecuted than the great Abraham Lincoln.

@paradisepipeco

2 ай бұрын

*BREAKING NEWS* The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one. _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

@Acanthophis

2 ай бұрын

If republicans are hellbent on rewriting history can we let Trump do the history textbooks?

@theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081

2 ай бұрын

@@paradisepipeco It's worth noting that this joke was originally made by the late American author Gore Vidal (RIP) at the expense of Ronald Reagan following the latter's election.

@XZITT

2 ай бұрын

Don't fight uphills me, boys. Don't Fight up hill me boys. said captain bone Spur.

@r0bw00d

2 ай бұрын

I kept my eyes focused on the blond in the lower right corner. Her expressions say everything.

“Robert E Lee, wow! Running up that hill. Running up that road. Beautiful.”

@zonQe

2 ай бұрын

Very fighting! Cannons so much, horses so big! Wow!

@furiousapplesack

Ай бұрын

Me-boys!

@notsure1969

Ай бұрын

Sounds like that Kate Bush song.

@jamesedwardsiii8532

Ай бұрын

He should have just watched the movie... ...if he could have stayed awake long enough to finish it

@mantistoboggan5171

Ай бұрын

​@@notsure1969running up that building? I love music well before being born in the 90s, but I prefer 60s and 70s. Not a fan of hers, but I really like the placebo cover from 20 something years ago.

I never realized how much Robert E. Lee sounded like Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants...

I loved the funneling money from HealthCare and education line.

It's an indescribable gift to have Jon Stewart back on air.🙂💕🎉

@TheBeezusjones

2 ай бұрын

Right!!??? So surreal.. and he is firing on ALL CYLINDERS... 🤣

@747492WW

2 ай бұрын

YES , thank you Jon Stewart!

@dmp1962

2 ай бұрын

Seriously geeze you guys are pitiful.

@signumcrucis71

2 ай бұрын

😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂

This is exactly why we needed Jon Stewart

@dur9118

2 ай бұрын

Why? To drop tired left-wing talking points like everyone else in the media? Defense instead of healthcare, blah blah blah, colonialism caused all this, blah blah blah. I usually like John but this was weak, partisan hackery.

@progressivedragon6664

2 ай бұрын

agree 1000%… Only reason I'm still sane right now

@harryharry9602

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, we really didn't have enough lẹftists in the media!

@darrenvail8726

2 ай бұрын

@@harryharry9602 true story! I can't watch the man anymore.

@Valhan177

2 ай бұрын

@@harryharry9602 Well then go watch OAN, where journalism thrives in slobbering all over Donny's greatness, innocence and patriotic christianity 24/7. Funny how conservatives "sooo concerned" about narrativising never, ever see that. Call it a... more comfortable narrative.

I was not ready for the last minute of this video. 🤣😂

"my seventh grade book report, Gettysburg wow" rips ngl

Man. Jon is seriously the GOAT. There are lots of other late night hosts that I love seeing their takes on world events, but none of them quite nail it like Jon.

@MrDavidKord

2 ай бұрын

John Oliver is the other one, and look who trained him

@jacqdanieles

2 ай бұрын

Every time I watch a new episode, I say that. Pity he will leave after the election, but I'm savoring every moment until then.

@christophlieding734

2 ай бұрын

@@MrDavidKord Right now we in Europe like them all. Starting with John O./ Jon Stewart/ and Jimmie K. Right now in this crazy, splitting time this is the best coming from Amerika. We still love most of you and cant wait till you we unite and get it on. Gesundheit and some prayers dont hurt.

@L3x4Pr0ne

2 ай бұрын

Part of it is he also cares beyond this job. He’s very passionate about many of these topics, to the point of speaking at congress, etc.

@theshmoo560

2 ай бұрын

​@@christophlieding734 thank you for saying this. I didn't realize the shows were very popular on your side of the world. It gives me hope knowing that y'all understand.

Josh Johnson as “Team O.J.” was perfect. Hilarious and frighteningly accurate at the same time.

@AnimefortheLazyman

Ай бұрын

it hits different knowing in OJ died almost at the same time

I CONTINUE TO BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ever though i can't always tune in.

I’m hoping the National Park Service isn’t sleeping on the merch possibilities. I’d totally buy a Gettysburg Wow shirt.

“Did you have a nice sandwich??? RUN” 😂

@SulaimanamialuS

2 ай бұрын

Only comedy can highlight the absurdity of America's actions!

@user-fc5sq1jy5m

2 ай бұрын

He was talking about Gaza ​@@nom_chompsky

@RKroese

2 ай бұрын

Hahah aaah... Genocide is funny af

@Artic-wolf77

2 ай бұрын

Biden is comedy, dementia 😢😮​@@SulaimanamialuS

@mitchdavis9398

2 ай бұрын

@@user-fc5sq1jy5m He also used that in a bit about Somalia in a 1996 special. Still funny

Glad to know the news was as whiplash-inducing for Jon as it was for the rest of us. Ashalom-alaikum to you too, Jon!

I'm so glad that Jon is back hosting again, and it's always a fun time with Ronnie, Desi, and Josh.

"...committing so many crimes that you get bored at your own trial." 🤣🤣🤣

@troybenson5767

Ай бұрын

I’m starting to think all these crimes are desperate attempts to slow down his campaign. The more I look into them the more confusing things get.

@RumRomeo-mu2up

Ай бұрын

@@troybenson5767 the more dumber you get if you go looking for answer on “truth social.”

@ethanwright752

Ай бұрын

"crimes" lol

Seeing Josh Johnson on the show like this is just all smiles lol

@Daniel_Alves1993

2 ай бұрын

When did he get on the show? I found him on Tiktok, didn't knew he was here.

@cmwilliams85

2 ай бұрын

@@Daniel_Alves1993 His correspondent debut was at the end of this past February. He’s been writing for them since 2017 though.

@aidenless3479

2 ай бұрын

I love Josh Johnson

@rachelm5063

2 ай бұрын

I know!!! I love it so much!!

Anybody else notice how many of the guys behind DJT are looking at the ground during his "never fight uphill" rant? 😂

@sheilamartin880

2 ай бұрын

I think the kid with the red face fell asleep.

@HelynnHeels

2 ай бұрын

...watching their phones.

@vi9763

2 ай бұрын

Trying to stay awake until they get their attendance paychecks

@intomnia3313

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@vi9763he gave 50$ to spectators of escalator from heaven speech. Is he still paying 50?

@RobL408

2 ай бұрын

My take was that they had no idea what battle Trump was even talking about.

Thank you for returning!

Stewart- we missed you and needed you.

The hard cuts from the footage back to Jon are hilarious. "Hey Jake....what parta head-down eyes-closed drool-comin-outta-his-mouth.....do you not f*ckin' undastand?!"

@pyrovania

2 ай бұрын

Maggie Haberman totally has that vibe.

actually….the USA has ENOUGH to pay for BOTH healthcare and a high tech defense. it’s just that the upper 5% gets away with NOT paying their fair share.

@TheBeezusjones

2 ай бұрын

Exactlyyyyy... we don't even have to CHANGE the tax laws - we just need to ENFORCE THE EXISTING ONES!!! LOL

@arabwaluigi5248

2 ай бұрын

But we should cut defense spending

@HasnaaAlaa

2 ай бұрын

"Defense"

@Sephiroso.

2 ай бұрын

@@TheBeezusjones You don't know the tax laws if you think they don't need changing. There are loop holes galore that the rich take advantage of and those loop holes aren't closed so they continue taking advantage of them hence why they don't "pay their fair share".

@seanwebb605

2 ай бұрын

Let's remember that the domestic budget for social services gets cut because that's welfare, while military contracts that fund a very few companies controlled by wealthy companies is patriotism. They'll talk about the jobs in the communities where these companies and the domestic military bases are, but they actually only employ a relatively small amount of workers. And when the military is done with soldiers they renege on their promises of medical care, rehabilitation, retraining etc. Tories love a large supply of cheap disposable labour.

Thank you

"Never fight up hill, SpongeBob me boy." Classic Gettysburg

@musicf3b

2 ай бұрын

Lol

@helloxonsfan

2 ай бұрын

*It seems tRump is one zip code short of the full Gettysburg address...!!! (LOL)* 🤣

Never fight uphill. This coming from the guy easily defeated by a ramp... down!

@oscarwarren469

2 ай бұрын

Excellent

@beebuzz959

2 ай бұрын

That's right, me boy!

@terryrobertson111

2 ай бұрын

As opposed to falling off of a bike? Or up the stairs? Or on stage?

@ernesthill4017

2 ай бұрын

Being extremely vain about his perceived height, Trump wears lifts in his shoes. That's why he walks and stands oddly and has trouble negotiating ramps and stairs. Poor Biden is just old and slightly clumsy 😊

@adamn7516

2 ай бұрын

@@terryrobertson111 At least Biden actually can ride a bike. Bet you Trump can't.

I still love the fact that Jon Stewart is back on the Daily Show, we are guaranteed at least one episode of the Daily Show per week will be funny.

@RobespierreThePoof

Ай бұрын

I stopped watching when Trevor Noah took over. I like Trevor but don't find him funny.

@RobespierreThePoof

Ай бұрын

I stopped watching when Trevor Noah took over. I like Trevor but don't find him funny.

@randell9667

Ай бұрын

@@RobespierreThePoof I watched Trevor sporadically. Sometimes he was funny, but not funny enough to keep me coming back like Jon does. I never missed a Daily Show when Jon was at the helm.

I'm so psyched to see Josh Johnson on this show. He's so perfect for it

We're lucky to have this guy back. Sometimes I can't believe the things he says out loud, I feel like I'm watching Mr. Robot for the first time. I hope more people start recognizing how valuable this kind of commentary is. One thing I have to say, though, is that people on "the other side" aren't going to sit through this, it's too "whimsical" and celebratory. It's too bad because it's insightful and it could change some people's minds.

@tylerdaniel6428

2 ай бұрын

The other side? Im right wing and i love jon stewart. Doesnt mean i agree with everything he says. But hes way better than trevor noah.

@vahidmirkhani

2 ай бұрын

​@@tylerdaniel6428 Trevor is no Jon. Nobody's Jon. But Trevor is a gem as a host. His delivery is perfect.

@signumcrucis71

2 ай бұрын

😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂😂LET'S GO BRANDON 😅😂

@coastaku1954

Ай бұрын

@@tylerdaniel6428 Why don't you listen and agree with what Jon Stewart says? He's speaking the truth

@KVonnegut

Ай бұрын

@@signumcrucis71 never foight up'ill, me boys!

Was wondering how he could make it through his entire monologue without mentioning OJ... but happy Josh got a stab at it!

@2bunnies254

2 ай бұрын

I shouldn't say it but you brought it up, yes but did he remember the gloves? I'm sorry I had to.

@presentfuture7563

2 ай бұрын

I see what you did there

@publicuser2534

2 ай бұрын

That comment cuts deep my friend

@Stenn333

2 ай бұрын

😂😅🤣

One of the best episodes. The speech on the middle east was my favorite

John Stewart you are honest. You always talk realty what is truth.❤

What is it about a Jon Stewart Daily Show that seems to elevate the correspondents so much? I love how honoring he is.

@TheBornnaked

2 ай бұрын

This is a comedy show. Not a single perspective/opinion in this video clip is insightful, correct or intelligent. It’s the talking points/buzz words of a “socially aware” teenager.

@StarWizard

2 ай бұрын

@@TheBornnakedyou mean like fox “news” does

@chrisbrown9328

2 ай бұрын

The bar was so low it didn't take much. I'm just glad we finally have a host that's brave enough to call out trump on his stupidity

@atljames97

2 ай бұрын

​@@chrisbrown9328 Trevor? Every guest host since? Lol

@bonbons2093

2 ай бұрын

@@StarWizard Exactly

Have sorely missed Jon and the sanity and clarity he brings. If you remove the humour, what's left is a message of truth we all need to hear. Plus the man is funny as frack.

@winandgrundling1774

2 ай бұрын

Noah has no chance with this master

@Riverrafting

2 ай бұрын

Sorry Jon and Noah are both awesome

@billmore6486

2 ай бұрын

These are all the same jokes Noah would say. Just being honest

@iron_rain_band

2 ай бұрын

Well put.

@jf9593

2 ай бұрын

what are you 60? lol

I’m so glad you’re back!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤

The Daily Show has the best closing beat

can we all just appreciate we have Jon back in our lives, man I needed it.

@dmp1962

2 ай бұрын

Sad life dude

@qam2024

2 ай бұрын

@@dmp1962 That's Liberals. Sad and pathetic, that's why they continue worship and live their lives through celebrities well into adulthood while most other outgrow that phase after their teens.

@agentbachi

2 ай бұрын

@@dmp1962 you been outside lately?

This was both equally hilarious and frighteningly sad at the same time😂😢

@marjoriegarland2798

2 ай бұрын

Agree ☹️

I was like what the F, when did Robert E. Lee turn into an Irish pirate! 🤣

Haha! Thanks for your humor and honesty. I am thankful for you every day. Please keep up the great work!

Jon hasn't lost a step...he's just sharper and edgier!😮

How do we stay sane in such a crazy world?

@darren2667

2 ай бұрын

with DRUGS

@Freiheit1232

2 ай бұрын

The best drugs, I walked in here and said wow we have the best drugs

@davidhollenshead4892

2 ай бұрын

The first step is realizing that it is crazy...

@schmoopieanderson2511

2 ай бұрын

Humor..

@mbords01

2 ай бұрын

I pretend....

I love Ronny Chieng's face expressions while Josh Johnson was talking; and Desi Lydic, she's gold;

in my opinion this has been one of the best and funniest daily shows in recent weeks or months.

Every Trump speech is a sixth-grade oral report on a book you didn’t read.

@publicuser2534

2 ай бұрын

No. Sixth graders today have a bit more sense than that idiot. They would at least know how to use Google or an AI platform to do the report. This is why he needs some index cards. But, I’ll bet he has never utilized index cards, even in school.

@lethalchocobo1886

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@CaptApple

2 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure he can't understand anything he denounces.

@___beyondhorizon4664

2 ай бұрын

Don't forget his favorite Bible, w.ith leather cover, meant to be held upside down

@jandurbin2906

2 ай бұрын

Hon, You give him too much credit...More like 3rd grade book report!!!!😂😂😂😂

This isn't just comedy. This is facts. Thank you, Jon Stewart, for existing.

@arycosta7293

2 ай бұрын

It’s calls satire

@nodr469

2 ай бұрын

​it's called propaganda

@fireskorpion396

2 ай бұрын

he didnt, with one word, mention that irans drone strikes were a response to an illegal strike of iranian embassy territory in damascus by israel. any country that wants to be taken seriously has to respond to something like that. their drone strike was announced 3 days in advance and exclusively aimed at military targets even cnn is reporting that irans move is exclusively a response to israel

@janradtke8318

2 ай бұрын

@@fireskorpion396The members of the Iranian military killed in the embassy were part of Irans support to Hisbollah and Hamas - which you didn‘t mention with a single word.

@Tom-kt8lu

2 ай бұрын

It’s absolute nonsense.

Thanks

kudos for spitting the truth ❤

Oh my gosh Josh JOHNSON!! ALWAYS taking it to the next level.

@jonmiller6787

2 ай бұрын

Josh Johnson is a national treasure

@HappyJackington

2 ай бұрын

Completely agree. That man is a treasure and makes my day better whenever I see him show up.

Kudos to the writers, this show was epic.

We missed you John Stewart… wish you continued health.

Fantastic! Had me giggling often!

Trump knows about Gettysburg like he knows The Bible. He’s still upset because he can’t find the Gettysburg address on Google Maps

@letitiajeavons6333

2 ай бұрын

I guess he wasn't paying attention in 5th grade history. I was required to memorize it as part of our Civil War unit.

@javier77th

2 ай бұрын

@@letitiajeavons6333 Trumps grades were all purchased. I can guarantee he never spent a full day in a classroom. 😂

@marty4278

2 ай бұрын

Oh, but trump is SUCH an eloquent speaker, is he not? 😅

@kokayinewsome9308

2 ай бұрын

Never have I heard a more incoherent speech

@DonariaRegia

2 ай бұрын

"We have the best burgs, some say the greatest burgs... ever. None greater than the burg named after the man himself, mister J Paul Getty. He built a lot of burgs, almost as many as me."

I know people say "run for president!" as a joke, but he would honestly be my top choice.

@McClimber234

2 ай бұрын

I am serious "Jon Stewart for President "

@BadOompaloompa79

2 ай бұрын

Centrists will never save us from fascism.

@openminded4751

2 ай бұрын

It is not a joke.

@lalodaniels1388

2 ай бұрын

I would vote for him, not because he's funny but because he's honest, smart, and-heartened

@PatrickPoet

2 ай бұрын

Trump?

Mate, I loved this. What a bonza!

Thank you. I could not stop laughing. 😂

Donald Trump is the guy that did an entire book report having only read the dust cover.

@Tonyhouse1168

2 ай бұрын

*paid someone else to read him the dust cover

@deadpool3982

2 ай бұрын

@@Tonyhouse1168 *said he’d pay someone else to read the dust cover (but never did)

@wonderrob3225

2 ай бұрын

and then denied that he knew what a dust cover was in the first place or that one ever existed

@kristopherloviska9042

2 ай бұрын

I did a book report in High School (@ 1981) on "The Trail of the Fox", a biography on Erwin Rommel. I never read the book. I got an A. But unlike trump, I knew my stuff.

@savagepro9060

2 ай бұрын

only the dust, to be exact

"I'm still writing Iraq War on my checks!" 😂

Very intellectual analysing those wars sir

Brilliant👏👏👏👏

Man Jon came back like he never left. Just like when I was a kid, I'll laugh throughout his monologue, completely skip over the correspondents to spare myself a shudder or two, and stick around for the end depending on who the guest is. The classic format.

Trump is in Pennsylvania at Gettysburg lamenting the great injustice of Robert E Lee falling out of favor... 150 years after he lost the Civil War. You're just going to let that slide? 😂

@justdrop

2 ай бұрын

Those of us not from the Lehigh Valley wouldn't, that's why he held the rally where he did

@user-zb9lv3gh8s

2 ай бұрын

He was NOWHERE near Gettysburg though. Completely different part of the state

@rloomis3

2 ай бұрын

@@user-zb9lv3gh8s Yep. Google Maps says the two are about 120 - 130 miles apart.

@oswalderly1

2 ай бұрын

@@user-zb9lv3gh8syeah that’s the real issue…

@wonderrob3225

2 ай бұрын

Trump has recognized the historical significance of one of his favorite figures who was involved in the struggle to maintain slavery.

The only person who is not only on the point but also not a two faced hypocrite.

Well done!!!

Desi's first part was so perfect, having The Art of the Deal the sequel to the New Testament! We've got to spread that joke far and wide!

He’s the only tolerable thing about Mondays

@publicuser2534

2 ай бұрын

Colbert is a close second

@Morphy2525

2 ай бұрын

I'd argue that John Oliver is also there

@publicuser2534

2 ай бұрын

@@Morphy2525 Damn…I missed that one.

@victorpradha9946

2 ай бұрын

@@Morphy2525 Oliver is the elixir for the Sunday night anxiety!

@EdwardLindon

2 ай бұрын

And lasagna?

Great show!

Glad daily is back

Love you Jon. Speaking truth to power as always

@jebes909090

2 ай бұрын

yes its only true when he speaks about trump right?

Love that Jon is back!!!!🎉❤🎉❤

Speaking of "fighting uphill me boys"...😂😂😂

Team OJ: They've both had Alan Dershowitz on their legal teams.

This is the first man on earth since George Carlin to have a legacy in comedy so rich and beautiful that seamlessly doubles as a service to humanity. Ty Jon Stewart you are an absolute legend.

@crowdedcrow3098

2 ай бұрын

Beautifully put, and oh so true! What a difference it makes when the comedian's heart is as big as his sense of humor.

@LordRykard9376

2 ай бұрын

Really? He looks like a tired, washed-up sellout.

@VocePenseNisso

2 ай бұрын

@@LordRykard9376 and you look like a brain dead maga loser, but looks can be deceiving right?

@hazb8026

2 ай бұрын

​​@@LordRykard9376like your tired washed up mum sells it out back of dive bars. Gargle gargle

@TheHomelessDreamer

2 ай бұрын

​@@LordRykard9376here's a bag of chips for you, now tell me... Who hurt you? Sorry for feeding this Troll but he looked particularly famished.

Man John just keeps getting better

The sideline address to the Middle East was so on point.

It's like the "gotcha last" game we played as kids.🤪

When I was little I wished that life would be more like cartoons... I didn't realize it'd be like this...

@donivanpotter2762

2 ай бұрын

Be careful what you wish for.

I hurt my back today… I knew I should’ve waited to watch until it was better - I swear I broke a rib laughing 😂

Just Gold!!

"Gettysburg. Wow" lol

This man is a human treasure and I'm actually a little afraid for his well-being! Please protect him❤

@user-ej5bk2ov9d

2 ай бұрын

My husband said that about ten years ago and I’ve been worried every day since

@oskarhenriksen

2 ай бұрын

Are you talking about Trump, Jon Stewart, Nelson Mandela, Jesus or O.J?

@sup8429

2 ай бұрын

@@oskarhenriksen trump obvs🙄

@oskarhenriksen

2 ай бұрын

@@sup8429 Hey, it's the Internet, you never know

@stefanc4520

2 ай бұрын

@@oskarhenriksen yes