Officer: "Can you walk in a straight line Mr Jones?" Jon Jones: "No, but I can do a line if that helps?"

@paplol554

4 жыл бұрын

Amaan A 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@I.A.I.Y

4 жыл бұрын

you are more drank than johne 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@user-zq2ic8gn3y

4 жыл бұрын

That's made my day mate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@majorjustice2483

4 жыл бұрын

Jon Jones could kick Khabitch the flying 🦆 Nurmagomedov’s butt while intoxicated.

@anobody8749

3 жыл бұрын

@@majorjustice2483 McNuggets fanboy here

The McGregor Speech got me so hyped, I knocked out my grandma in 13 seconds

@tobiasa9071

4 жыл бұрын

His auntie died from corona, earlier this month

@paularkins6039

4 жыл бұрын

@@tobiasa9071 she didnt. It was a long illness that he addressed himself stating it was non corona related.

@jimmorrison1124

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@frozenstorm158

4 жыл бұрын

it took you 13 seconds, I did it in 1

@dkhan3233

4 жыл бұрын

I knocked mine out by slipping her overhand right when I told her my gran dads shagging Beatrice in the pub then gave her a counter left and she fell on her face 😂

Dealer: You still there Junkie ? Jon Jones: I never left

@tadhgokeeffe310

4 жыл бұрын

You ain’t the baddest in the Cul de Sac

@thelastglassbender9127

4 жыл бұрын

@@tadhgokeeffe310 I'm the only mofo in the Cul-de-sac Sport

@LowkeyLean

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@ia5706

4 жыл бұрын

Eragon and Saphira ....

Jon jones is a real life GTA character. What a life hes lived. What a nutcase

@drewg2153

4 жыл бұрын

TOM B better than yours too

@nalsra0

4 жыл бұрын

free bones you can’t join mma in gta 5

@RossKempOnYourMum01

4 жыл бұрын

He's trevor

@ajfp2k8

4 жыл бұрын

ya great at failing tests and almost killing people and losing fights and still been giving the win cause its rigged yeah hes great

@majorjustice2483

4 жыл бұрын

Jon Jones could kick Khabitch the flying 🦆 Nurmagomedov’s butt while intoxicated.

''every year is my fookin year'' Jon Jones' lawyer

1:08 The thought of Jon Jones with a primary school lunchbox is genuinely one of the funniest images and I don’t know why 😂😂

Who else is loving these 5-15 minute videos ?

@arnie1204

4 жыл бұрын

Especially without Laurence 👌

@lilarhixiel5505

4 жыл бұрын

Yes we all need our fix! I like Lawrence, together they're dynamic and it's interesting to watch. Maybe they can still do TGPod & TrueNews via Stream Labs or OBS long distance 💞

@arnie1204

4 жыл бұрын

@@lilarhixiel5505 Laurence has turned into some arrogant prick over the last few months 🤣

@dannywestcott6502

4 жыл бұрын

The Arnie I agree mate. I can’t stand the snotty bloke

@JamesReviews

4 жыл бұрын

@@arnie1204 he hasn't

He’s so successful yet so self destructive, quite impressive really, imagine how good he would be if he was dedicated 😂

@therockdwarfmockdwarf1476

4 жыл бұрын

He’s dedicated, just not dedicated to not getting arrested

@punk1attitude

4 жыл бұрын

Part of what makes him motivated is also what fuels his pain.

@jeffreynosa9542

4 жыл бұрын

@KING BLACK PANTHER 9000 It's not every day you hear a person talking about criminological theory. I agree with you.

@wnterz7444

4 жыл бұрын

Ted bundy is it?

@drewg2153

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Adekota you just got schooled

I want Jon Jones to carry my coffin at my funeral just so he can let me down one more time..

“Can the man not just have a joint while he’s out for a spin” - hahahaha

The best person at beating Jon Jones is himself.

@athulfgeirsson

4 жыл бұрын

and Reyes, and Gustafsson

@idontgetit5062

4 жыл бұрын

@@athulfgeirsson yyyyeeeeeeeeee no.

@idontgetit5062

4 жыл бұрын

@@athulfgeirsson Reyes? YES Gustafson? No

@rustyfuzz470

4 жыл бұрын

Seems he'd rather have it that way than lose at his very best in the octagon

@marcusc8760

4 жыл бұрын

Ha nah Reyes did that in his last fight......

‘Everytime ngannou fight there’s fireworks’ *cough Derrick Lewis ...😴

@Jr.BaconCheese

4 жыл бұрын

Stipe stole his soul for that fight

@clarkgomes3087

4 жыл бұрын

Dana White: delete this

@theterrar3566

4 жыл бұрын

Derrick's coach told him if he beat Francis he'll get Rhonda Rousey's fine ass. That's why he beat him

@hosko4575

4 жыл бұрын

Jesse chill champ! Looks like someone is getting a Lil passionate... 🙃🤣

@kaien800

4 жыл бұрын

go fight him then, give us some fireworks

Im from ireland and there was a Lockdown announced 2 days after Conors speech

Thank you Geordie for the videos making it easier for me x

I looked up Google Street view of the location Jones was arrested at. Look to the other side of the road. "Knockouts Gentleman's Club"

@ilionmmai5982

4 жыл бұрын

Doesn't mean anything he was pulled not straight away but as he was inbetween destinations lol

@jorgemora9538

4 жыл бұрын

@Dylan Morgan yes, and free balling it too lol

@andruddy8229

4 жыл бұрын

@@ilionmmai5982 He didnt get pulled

Jon Jones told the police officer that he's daughter is dyslexic lol

@MateGamer1994

4 жыл бұрын

Vaellan Murugayah *his

@rustyfuzz470

4 жыл бұрын

'Oh I'm sorry, no wonder you're drink driving while discharging a firearm! Have a good evening!'

@Gblonkers

4 жыл бұрын

Dylexier is no joke

@jackcullen5603

4 жыл бұрын

And so are you by the looks of it

@Gblonkers

4 жыл бұрын

Forex guy Loves Jesus you didn’t get it

Jon jones told everyone to stay at home and be safe during the Global pandemic. One week later he went GTA V in real life Lol

@conorcrosse7391

4 жыл бұрын

Up Mercedes ;)

I try to like him but just when I start to he does stupid things, what is up with him, he has 3 kids, they’re supposed to look up to their dad & learn the mistakes he made & to not make the same mistake. It’s really disappointing. Much love geordie

@Lethalbanter

4 жыл бұрын

He's a sociopath

@hikidunm1582

4 жыл бұрын

4 kids!!!!

@madstackz9606

4 жыл бұрын

LewisJHGaming actually 5

@thelastglassbender9127

4 жыл бұрын

It's not the stupid things he does. It's the stupid excuses about it being God's plan that he makes after he does it. That's why people don't like him

@sz7472

4 жыл бұрын

Some people don’t know how to deal with having lots of money lmao

Love the new camera angle, looks great, Keep bringing out these great TG2 vids👍👍👍👍👍

“Thought he just had his lunch box open”😂 These best type of TG videos!

i just realized that his record is finally accurate after the reyes fight.

Darren till on the podcast please!!

@beetlejuice5484

4 жыл бұрын

Yessir that would be so good

@lewismousley8281

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god imagine 🥰

I’m loving Geordie in lockdown, the volume of content he’s putting out 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Fair play man for bringing out more videos when we are all at home with nothing to do

Conor got his wish, yesterday over here in Ireland we just got in a lockdown

@rossbarrett6821

4 жыл бұрын

Us cunts cant afford to stay off work.

@droffapybbob7651

4 жыл бұрын

@@rossbarrett6821 we will only last about 2 weeks but like it'll be grand

@djbobby224

4 жыл бұрын

@@rossbarrett6821 you cant a Ford to get sick either

@xervator2713

4 жыл бұрын

Social

@stepheng130

4 жыл бұрын

@@droffapybbob7651 it probably won't just last 2 weeks, it will probably last more

I was waiting for this man

Love these vids, Keep it up

As highly as I rate Tony I just can't picture Khabib losing, simply just because his grappling/ground game is insane. Fighters don't get up when he gets them down.

@chrisbaines306

4 жыл бұрын

Hes never thought anyone like tony

@stephen8996

4 жыл бұрын

You don't have to picture it. Khabib is going down whether now or in the Conor rematch

@takahiromorimoto3169

4 жыл бұрын

I would argue Tony is the only fighter that doesn't actually need to get back up anyway. Throwing elbows from the bottom and having the threat of submissions will mean khabib cannot just maul like usual. Tony is exactly the type of fighter that could negate khabibs entire game.

Team Khabib. The grappling and body strength of the kid is truly unbelievable. Yes Tony is a good technical fighter but Khabib’s mental pressure and physical presence on a fighter is damaging. It’s gonna be a close and entertaining bout but I strongly believe Khabib will once again work his magic and remain undefeated and claim his throne as the best Lightweight in the history of the UFC

@chrishaswell4405

4 жыл бұрын

Areeb Akhtar Tony is anything but technical he’s one of the most unorthodox fighters in the UFC

@firstname1154

4 жыл бұрын

I reckon Tony does it, he's so unpredictable and wild so the opponent never knows what's coming and his bottom game is just as good as khabibs top game, his jiu-jitsu is insane not just in submissions but sweeps and all,tony won't be desperately trying to get back up to his feet like everyone else does because that's a mistake everyone makes, fighting khabib is like being stuck in quicksand, trying to resist only gets you swallowed easier, tony will be fighting off his back and constantly trying to find a submission and dustin almost submitted khabib with a standard guillotine despite being dominated all fight, arguably only didn't submit him because he didn't mount khabib when he could have which would have left khabib helpless, Tony is alot more technical and if he gets khabib into a similar position it's going to be over quick and with the amount of submissions Tony goes for it's only a matter of time before he gets one in properly, I got Tony by submission but if not then it will be khabib by split decision

@areebakhtar5978

4 жыл бұрын

Chris and First Name I understand your point of view but Khabib is one the most decorated fighters in the history of the UFC and his grappling skills and body strength is too much for Tony Ferguson to handle

@areebakhtar5978

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t get me wrong Tony Ferguson is a world class athlete but Khabib is on another level

@areebakhtar5978

4 жыл бұрын

Cameron that’s where you’re wrong mate. The mental pressure and the mindset of Khabib is much better than Tony. Yes you could say I’m slagging Tony off but the basics facts are the grappling skills, the psychological pressure and the reason Khabib is unbeaten, is a lot for Tony to handle. He’s a world class fighter but Khabib is a mastermind and continuously gets slagged off in every fight even though he’s unbeaten. People like yourself are the ones who always slag him off

I can tell u right now. My grandfather had 10 dwi charges and never spent a second in prison. He will not go to prison over the charges he got. Even if he has had previous charges.

@rollinraulston1582

4 жыл бұрын

In fact I’m sure Jon is already out of jail

@Heatwave9000

4 жыл бұрын

Especially since jones is a millionaire

@jonoharper4729

4 жыл бұрын

You're all wrong. DWI added to "negligent use of a Firearm" is a whole different ball game kids. Especially with his record, and warnings from previous judge.

@goalphysique2854

4 жыл бұрын

This is America and carrying a piece, loaded or not is never an issue unless you’re black 😂🙏🙏

@lordsephiroth2029

4 жыл бұрын

Goal. He fired it in the streets and theres proof. Hes going to county jail 100 percent

I love this channel so I just subscribed it's an entertaining show and chat I think on this thanks to the big man. Stay safe mate respect from Edinburgh Scotland. 😷✌

Keep grinding man loving the videos ♥️✌️🙌

@arnie1204

4 жыл бұрын

Especially without Laurence 👌

@nialloshea8462

4 жыл бұрын

Imo when Geordie is by himself it only works for sports but u need the partnership for other vids

@GioTorra

4 жыл бұрын

💙💙💙

“Jon Jones, you are a weapon!”- True Geordie

@carlosjohnstud1192

2 жыл бұрын

True Geordie is racist ****** tho

Lol.this is one of my favorite podcasts.this guy is hilarious and a complete badass!👊😂

Oh my god....I really enjoy your talk...Geordie...

Videos are well good keep them coming big chap,

I’m a athlete when it comes to weed smoking

@bigdoinksinamish_1387

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Johnson thought this too, Brian thinks I’m an athlete🤣👍🏼

I like how Conor just assumes a seat at the power table... He’ll start running the country without even being elected lol

@annamcgauran5725

4 жыл бұрын

Drive by Night even that clem would do far better for Ireland than the pricks in power now

@Uxoriouswidow

4 жыл бұрын

He could easily get into politics: huge sports personalities often do (e.g. Vitali Klitschko, Manny Pacquiao, etc)

@MontyBDG

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@dopemusic6414

4 жыл бұрын

@@Uxoriouswidow With a video of him punching an old man? His opponents would have a field day with him lool.

@soyouknow8207

3 жыл бұрын

@@dopemusic6414 He'd probably punch them as well. Which I would pay to see to be honest.

Yes Geordie! Quality as always mate 💪🏽

True Geordie needs to keep doing MMA news shows. It’s honestly outstanding and some of his best content. Nothing political just pure fanboy. Love this.

You should get a video out about spen and Alex

More True Geordie MMA videos please

You do know geordie he would have had that speech wrote for him...big fan of the channel

I am really digging your headphones mate! What are they?

Conor Mcnugget: "public service announcement re- lockdown due to Corona virus" Geordie: I highly doubt the politicians are going..."Yeah go on Conor, what you got for me?" Politicians: "Total lockdown in Ireland" Glad the influencers put pressure on our dumb, backward politicians.

@wnterz7444

4 жыл бұрын

Irish politicians actually did good for the coronavirus

@hollyocarroll

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah at least we have a doctor in charge

@jonoharper4729

4 жыл бұрын

@@wnterz7444 ...no no, reacted far too slowly. At least 3 weeks late. Check your facts.

@jonoharper4729

4 жыл бұрын

@Faze Storm Richman ...your opinion. Actually their slow response has cost more lives, young and old. Spare me your morality.

@wnterz7444

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonoharper4729 when they've done better then most governments

What’s up man? Hope u r staying safe in these crazy times!

please upload more, i need these vids

These shorter videos with just Brian reminds me of the old football hangover videos. Don't know if it's just me but he is so much funnier with this format

aaaaaand the fights off...

Khabib will win and will then cement his legacy by winning over the conor rematch for his final bout. Tony will be the hardest battle Khabib will ever face.

@elchapo2790

4 жыл бұрын

Khabib will fight gsp after Tony and GSP will beat him

@elchapo2790

4 жыл бұрын

Dawn of the Dad GSP wants the fight, and khabib won’t be able to push George to the fence

@stephen8996

4 жыл бұрын

Unpopular opinion but Conor dominates in the rematch

This got recommended to me, and I thought it was recent because Jon Jones was actually arrested recently 😂 got through half the video before I realized it was released over a year ago

Every time Geordie comments on fighters, it makes me realise how little he knows

so prediction first question can khabib close the distance and get tony on the ground yes eventually.Who cause more damage on the ground tony from bottom or khabib from top.I believe it goes the distance and khabib gets the decision.

@maximillianalexander7052

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t actually see what Tony brings that is different to K’s other opponents. K is too big and too strong for Tony’s ground game. A flying choke crank perhaps from the feet? In all seriousness though, I can’t see how Tony could win. They say maybe by doctors stoppage from cuts, they are saying that because they can’t see any clear path to victory for Tony. I want Tony to win then see Tony v Connor. But I don’t see it happening.

Do classic fight watch alongs and same for the footy

Editor is smashing it.

Geordie is the first person who has articulated the position Construction workers are in. I had people shouting at my from windows last week on my way to work.

Tony is like Conor a good attacker but not as good. so if Khabib gets hold of tony it’s going to similar to Conor vs Khabib

@Cheeseiest1

4 жыл бұрын

Except Tony is a good wrestler and great submission artist, sooo not at all the same

@notactive5820

4 жыл бұрын

Tony is a better striker then Conor

@fifamachine357

4 жыл бұрын

allah he just isn’t tho

Good point about the rich talking about this. I was thinking that watching Rogan and Bert the other night etc.

Great vid. You the TRUE CASUAL. CASUALS UNITED.

I would love to see geordie doing commentary at ufc

Lmao, he got pulled over while driving when pissed, or a DUI over in America! Haha!

Khabib all the way, just watch Tony vs Kevin lee and how he got destroyed in the ground and got saved in the first round by the bell and if it wasn't for that staph infection that made him tired very early i think he would've won

I like how there is Picture of Khabib and Tony but he only said it for like a split second LOL

True Geordie, Ireland have freezes rents and banned any evictions for 3 months and mortgage are frozen as well

I like my women like covid... 19 and easily spread.

@jemmaleanne3527

4 жыл бұрын

Weirdo

@biggnesss7192

4 жыл бұрын

@@jemmaleanne3527 it's a joke bro

@lukepapanis2929

4 жыл бұрын

Not an original one.

@biggnesss7192

4 жыл бұрын

@@lukepapanis2929 ooo do you know where I got it from

@harrison9691

4 жыл бұрын

Biggnesss that’s quite good tbf 😂

Personally I’ve got khabib, his strength, his fight IQ , his dominance so far in every single fight, his incredible and versatile skill set, his takedowns and his incredible ground game will win him the fight. Tony won’t go down easy and his stamina and durability is almost inhuman but I think khabib will get the submission round 3. However it will be very very close.

@justinmadison513

4 жыл бұрын

Khabib submitting Tony? You do know Tony has never been submitted right?

@beetlejuice5484

4 жыл бұрын

Justin Madison and has one of the best Jiu-Jitsu skill sets probably in the lightweight division, if anyone is to get submitted it’s Khabib and I believe that

@justinmadison513

4 жыл бұрын

@@beetlejuice5484 Exactly

@righthook5425

4 жыл бұрын

@@justinmadison513 Do you think Khabib submited MJ and Dustin cause he is BJJ master or cause he dominated them so much and made them tierd. I'm not saying he will submitt Tony but you argument that Tony won't get submitted cause he was never before is retarded.Guess what Khabib never lost before so if we follow your stupid logic Khabib can't lose.

@justinmadison513

4 жыл бұрын

@@righthook5425 It obviously went over your head the idea that I am merely positing that it is unlikely that Ferguson is submitted by Khabib considering he has never been submitted in his MMA career and is a high level Jiu-Jitsu martial artist. At no point did I say it was impossible. Don't be an ass wipe

The editing is art 👏🏻💕🤣

Officer: Mr Jones can I get a straight line from you please. Jones: Reaches into pocket

48 hours after that McGregor video, Ireland went on lockdown, just saying

So glad I’m a DC fan tbh. Jones is one of the goats but his out of the ring issues are such a problem that he’ll never be the GOAT because of all of this

@tominater7504

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

@narcolepticbadger9659

4 жыл бұрын

No jon is defo the goat, just a dumbass too 😂

Thank you Geordie never knew you recognized me as an athlete

Scarface music at the end was a nice touch

Jon Jones has been sacrificed to the MMA Gods for Khabib vs Tony

Tbh Im not surprised about the situation but i love Jon Jones and everything about him. The fact he chats and can back it is one of my favourite things about him.

@FecklessCretin

4 жыл бұрын

Like when he said Reyes had nothing for him, then ended up nearly losing?

@user-fd5gp4xv4z

4 жыл бұрын

@@FecklessCretin what do you expect? He became the ufc champion at 23, he's been in the fight game for a long time. It's easier to win a title but holding one for year's on end against the best is a whole different ball game friend

Open container is like an open beer in the car.

Nah he missed the baby with the banister gif from adesanya

Here’s a thought imagine if Tony beats khabib then mcgregor beats tony where do we go from there 😂

@shiber1761

4 жыл бұрын

The world just ends, like straight up no rematches just the world explodes

@joshd171294

4 жыл бұрын

I think both the scenarios are pretty unlikely tbh

@ConorOdonogh

4 жыл бұрын

joshd171294 yeah same tbh I think khabib beats Tony

@joshd171294

4 жыл бұрын

@@ConorOdonogh I also think if Tony won hed probably outlast and submit McGregor but that would be a hell of a fight

@ConorOdonogh

4 жыл бұрын

joshd171294 yeah that would be a class fight either of them could win that and Imagine the press conferences between conor and Tony 😂

"It was one in the morning as well man, How can you smoke a joint at one in the morning and still be awake that's what kind athlete were dealing with here" hahah, true geordie you are funny guy mans! i like ur funny, it is good funneh, we would have many guffaws together soctland ovur a cauld brew, respect brother. respec edit: also subscribed, sir. good content : ) my prediction for tony khabib is a close call but i'm kinda wanting tony to win, like both guys respect both ways but i was hoping an upset a submission of the back would be crazy butt...maybe no..itt could just go like khabibs other fights if tony can't get out that strong grip.. owww i fucking love it man

You're talking about a man who fights in a cage for a living. What do you expect? It's his hypocrisy that gets me.

Some states have weed legal but the country says its still illegal(federal law vs state laws) . Open container laws for the most part are about having an open alcoholic beverage.

Although tony has very good jiu jitsu Khabib is WAY to strong and dominant for tony khabib is such a strong person who has be grappling for years therefore I believe will finish tony vía ground and pound

IF I WAS JON'S MANAGER I'D HIRE A DRIVER SO HE DOESNT GET PUT IN THESE POSITIONS

Videos with true geordie saying joe rogan in a row so far: 2

Every fighter has an Achilles heel, Jon was lucky and unlucky for his heel to be himself

Jon "I can do all things through Masvidal's Tequila" Jones

Geordie could smash all these boxers!💪💪 Jk don't hate me

True Geordie is the most experienced casual mma fan ever

I`ve subscribed just cos you're a Geordie

Jones fans be like, But he was being nice to homeless people and his daughter is dyslexic and Jesus made him do it. 😐

khabib will win, He'll do what he always does and take out fergie's gas tank

@joneriksen9257

4 жыл бұрын

Never seen Tony Tired. But there is a first for everything.

I love when its just TG talking

open container means open bottle of alcohol in the car. In america if you're transporting alcohol it has to be sealed.

This guy he is a Khabib hater but he uses Khabib on the title for his youtube video’s...

@sharkbait1228

4 жыл бұрын

UltimateTeam 7 “hater”

Man who gives af, Jon Jones does what he does... still the greatest of all time

Cheers. I'm not surprised

KZread working the magic again.

We have a rent freeze in Ireland at the moment and a fairly high pandemic emergency weekly pay

I’m pretty sure the open container charge is to do with having an open bottle of alcohol not in the boot.

Geordie: ufc 246 is the only sporting event to still be taking place Wrestlemania 36: am I a joke to you?

I gotta say Geordie. I was waiting for this one!! By the way jones was beating Reyes in the later rounds