Joe Rogan - Hotel Fire - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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Joe Rogan discovers exactly how dangerous sleeping pills can be when he gets evacuated from his hotel room in the middle of the night.

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  • @standup
    @standup4 жыл бұрын

    Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here: kzread.info/head/PLD7nPL1U-R5oxn193dgOORoqNx9pE7wSl

  • @user-rn8wp8xi5y

    @user-rn8wp8xi5y

    4 жыл бұрын

    No

  • @whitest__dad

    @whitest__dad

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cringe

  • @TheLambLive

    @TheLambLive

    4 жыл бұрын

    You wanna see cringe?!!... Fly me out, I'll come do a 10 minute set. I've never done stand-up before in my life. 😁

  • @LetsGoGetThem

    @LetsGoGetThem

    4 жыл бұрын

    I cringed at this comment

  • @imyourdoctor4799

    @imyourdoctor4799

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm cringing right now watching joe rogan doing stand up

  • @EveningWhispersASMR
    @EveningWhispersASMR5 жыл бұрын

    I wish I could hear Joey’s version of this story

  • @DoubleDash28

    @DoubleDash28

    4 жыл бұрын

    Evening Whispers ASMR like a Doctor

  • @briansogorka4300

    @briansogorka4300

    4 жыл бұрын

    Evening Whispers ASMR yessss

  • @parkerinwonderland8676

    @parkerinwonderland8676

    4 жыл бұрын

    He took the elevator and got high. End of story.

  • @CPI99

    @CPI99

    4 жыл бұрын

    He’s gonna find a way to mention an 8ball and how tremendous it was. Dude it’s the BEST storyteller 😂

  • @abrahamukpokolo7205

    @abrahamukpokolo7205

    4 жыл бұрын

    You n me both

  • @rogerlimoseth4790
    @rogerlimoseth47905 жыл бұрын

    "Im with Joey Diaz". Nuff said, we know where the fire started.

  • @PopUpPaco610

    @PopUpPaco610

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicolemathews9303

    @nicolemathews9303

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip ever!!kzread.info/dash/bejne/q4qXxpiSkrbNcqQ.html

  • @og_LionKingGaming

    @og_LionKingGaming

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @bobstamcmahon7948

    @bobstamcmahon7948

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣🤣

  • @wolfbakugoukatsuki547

    @wolfbakugoukatsuki547

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂🤣

  • @allMTN
    @allMTN5 жыл бұрын

    Joe's ability to jump off on a tangent and make his way back to his point without losing the audience is incredible.

  • @zanitejeci5807

    @zanitejeci5807

    3 жыл бұрын

    The podcast skills

  • @BrxIghtside

    @BrxIghtside

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zanitejeci5807 years of standup way before that

  • @akuradokusei

    @akuradokusei

    Жыл бұрын

    fr! my guy has that natural comic ability where he just knows how to be funny.. who'd have thought someone who can kick you like a sledgehammer would be this funny frfr

  • @w.kfontaine7084

    @w.kfontaine7084

    8 ай бұрын

    So, to you, this was funny?

  • @slapxshot96

    @slapxshot96

    7 ай бұрын

    @@w.kfontaine7084obviously… did you not read the comment correctly?

  • @agarion101
    @agarion1014 жыл бұрын

    That's the most joey diaz thing joey diaz has ever done

  • @marcconnelly2484

    @marcconnelly2484

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like a doctor

  • @nikko.lottsahcocc6917

    @nikko.lottsahcocc6917

    4 жыл бұрын

    *doctah**

  • @nikko.lottsahcocc6917

    @nikko.lottsahcocc6917

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joey is Deep Like Doctah Dre On A Tuesday!

  • @nicolemathews9303

    @nicolemathews9303

    4 жыл бұрын

    My absolute favorite jre episode ever 😂 😆 kzread.info/dash/bejne/q4qXxpiSkrbNcqQ.html

  • @MiracleChips

    @MiracleChips

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would like this, but it's at 420 likes and that's not what a docta would do.

  • @williamhong3634
    @williamhong36345 жыл бұрын

    Damn, could you imagine if this guy did a podcast or something?

  • @joeorozco450

    @joeorozco450

    5 жыл бұрын

    William Hong that’d be insane

  • @DD3UCES

    @DD3UCES

    5 жыл бұрын

    William Hong think it’d be the best podcast in the world?

  • @johnybravo1738

    @johnybravo1738

    5 жыл бұрын

    I’ve got good news...

  • @Mrxyz553

    @Mrxyz553

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mr Jumbo does he really do podcast?😃

  • @barrymcaulkiner143

    @barrymcaulkiner143

    5 жыл бұрын

    Pull that shit up

  • @gregortiz6078
    @gregortiz60788 жыл бұрын

    I took the elevator, like a doctor. hahaha

  • @yasirzainal1

    @yasirzainal1

    8 жыл бұрын

    like a ductah!

  • @nicholasmills2838

    @nicholasmills2838

    8 жыл бұрын

    Watch Joey's stand up and you will.

  • @nawman2033

    @nawman2033

    7 жыл бұрын

    any in particular?

  • @nawman2033

    @nawman2033

    7 жыл бұрын

    or is it just his mannerisms

  • @jurj97

    @jurj97

    6 жыл бұрын

    naw man look up the Lucy Snorebush story

  • @nukleyar
    @nukleyar4 жыл бұрын

    That Joey Diaz impression should come with a concealed carry license.

  • @pkcaleb463
    @pkcaleb4634 жыл бұрын

    Joe Rogan: “I COULD SEE THE SMOKE” Joe Rogan- “it wasn’t a real fire”

  • @MrWisdom79

    @MrWisdom79

    4 жыл бұрын

    It was from the fire extinguisher they set off. How's your reading comprehension?

  • @insanemrawesome9859

    @insanemrawesome9859

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MrWisdom79 it was a video, wtf does reading have to do with anything?

  • @weathersytv3572

    @weathersytv3572

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MrWisdom79 lmao youre both dumb af

  • @TheSlash994

    @TheSlash994

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@weathersytv3572 you're*

  • @suckmyspaghettimonster4603

    @suckmyspaghettimonster4603

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheSlash994 *The slash 994*

  • @LilSplashPad
    @LilSplashPad5 жыл бұрын

    On god 95% of this shows budget is spent on the intro sequence

  • @gator4458

    @gator4458

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yet I still skip it

  • @ashleyroserochetto8381

    @ashleyroserochetto8381

    5 жыл бұрын

    And I skip them every time

  • @jakedonald7934

    @jakedonald7934

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wish there was a series of just the intros to these, they leave so much to the imagination

  • @badjokezach6359

    @badjokezach6359

    4 жыл бұрын

    If they dont spend the money their budget probably goes down

  • @seanclements6206

    @seanclements6206

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@badjokezach6359 ayyyy someone knows simple business practices

  • @rumpustime5460
    @rumpustime54605 жыл бұрын

    I had to check if this was on 2x speed because I'm used to podcast Joe.

  • @ytnoname1189

    @ytnoname1189

    5 жыл бұрын

    No shit mate

  • @myid9876543

    @myid9876543

    5 жыл бұрын

    I didn't know he could talk this way

  • @stevieshred682

    @stevieshred682

    4 жыл бұрын

    Weed and whiskey on the podcast, coke and E on the live shows.

  • @jessealbrecht1095

    @jessealbrecht1095

    4 жыл бұрын

    He needs to chill out on stage lol

  • @natezosso6822

    @natezosso6822

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because hes always high

  • @castro1016
    @castro10163 жыл бұрын

    “There’s no urgency in your movement” 😂 such a Joe thing to say 🤣

  • @HarryVerolme
    @HarryVerolme9 жыл бұрын

    The Joey Diaz part made me laugh so loud

  • @zegrasisinnocent

    @zegrasisinnocent

    9 жыл бұрын

    Joe does the best Joey Diaz/Alex Jones impressions.

  • @Kibbler69

    @Kibbler69

    9 жыл бұрын

    This is why Joey Diaz is a king among men.

  • @sweetswing1

    @sweetswing1

    9 жыл бұрын

    thesuperbroski

  • @datguy729

    @datguy729

    9 жыл бұрын

    Harry Verolme i didnt find the last part funny, you're not suppose to go down an elevator during a fire, because the elevator shaft acts as a chimeny during a fire, causing people to suffocate in a box

  • @HarryVerolme

    @HarryVerolme

    9 жыл бұрын

    It's funny because Joey doesn't give a fuck. I probably wouldn't do it myself in a similar situation, but I love how he does it.

  • @WINZ0W
    @WINZ0W9 жыл бұрын

    Joe's frantic female voice is classic. Love it every time.

  • @mm1k3y

    @mm1k3y

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's fucking awful.

  • @xxBONGHUNTER420xx

    @xxBONGHUNTER420xx

    5 жыл бұрын

    MOSNIM and his uncle Joey impersonation is spot on to

  • @SeeWorldKevin

    @SeeWorldKevin

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@mm1k3y like awfully good?

  • @mm1k3y

    @mm1k3y

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@SeeWorldKevin awfully terrible in every single way.

  • @mm1k3y

    @mm1k3y

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Waddup.. hahaha wow

  • @srijanagrawal255
    @srijanagrawal2553 жыл бұрын

    An 8 min rogan story and joey diaz is still the funniest part of it

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman1115 жыл бұрын

    "And then I started thinking about Ambien" That should be the name of Joe's autobiography

  • @skaterdude7277
    @skaterdude72776 жыл бұрын

    "I took the elevator, like a doctor."

  • @sgtraff6027

    @sgtraff6027

    4 жыл бұрын

    best fucking line

  • @adityabali1939

    @adityabali1939

    4 жыл бұрын

    DOCTAAH

  • @skaterdude7277

    @skaterdude7277

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@adityabali1939 damnit how dare you out funny me. Out pizza my hut, in front of everybody?

  • @danielcocan2056

    @danielcocan2056

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aditya Bali this fuckin guy

  • @ricosuave953

    @ricosuave953

    3 жыл бұрын

    And I assume he took a fucking joint with him on his way out? Lmfao if he was gonna die then he was gonna die high

  • @shamanlama8
    @shamanlama89 жыл бұрын

    literally this was the best setup for a punchline ever, its like a giant inside joke for anyone who knows who joey diaz is

  • @Rawyalty220

    @Rawyalty220

    5 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @mrsuns10

    @mrsuns10

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tremendous

  • @raidanshamsan5444

    @raidanshamsan5444

    Жыл бұрын

    Tremendous

  • @smburk88
    @smburk882 жыл бұрын

    That right there may be the worst I've ever heard....

  • @alfieford95
    @alfieford953 жыл бұрын

    Joe does such a great impression of Joey that I can clearly see him leaning back with that joint smiling “LIKE A DOCTOR”

  • @clamclam7632
    @clamclam76327 жыл бұрын

    That part about the alarm clock had me dying

  • @robg485

    @robg485

    6 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣 me too!

  • @seanm7539

    @seanm7539

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me to :) 😂😂😂💀💀

  • @leninrob898

    @leninrob898

    5 жыл бұрын

    I died when he said how loud do I have the volume on this thing.

  • @kxdin2961

    @kxdin2961

    5 жыл бұрын

    Clam Clam clam clam

  • @bert3163

    @bert3163

    5 жыл бұрын

    That totally happened to me last time (the only time, I think?) I was in a hotel and the fire alarm went off. Complete disorientation. LOL!

  • @Punisherer
    @Punisherer6 жыл бұрын

    If this ever happens to you. Grab a towel, maybe extras for others, and wet it. In case you encounter high air temperatures or fire, you can wrap it around your head, face, mouth.

  • @toolswithtimmyboi8040

    @toolswithtimmyboi8040

    5 жыл бұрын

    Also can be used to Choke slow retards unconscious

  • @johnbarron383

    @johnbarron383

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thanks, I'll try it.

  • @oscarlopez8782

    @oscarlopez8782

    4 жыл бұрын

    And suffer steam burns

  • @gardensofthegods

    @gardensofthegods

    4 жыл бұрын

    And try to make sure you are staying on the lower floors could make a huge difference .

  • @bongoloboy3800

    @bongoloboy3800

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'll probably remember that tip in the future

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 Жыл бұрын

    Joe is so funny. Joey coming out at the end had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @the3dotsguy...610
    @the3dotsguy...6105 жыл бұрын

    Thats crazy man, have you ever done DMT?

  • @jaxonos1494

    @jaxonos1494

    5 жыл бұрын

    Who's King Now he has taken it

  • @davidnally2426

    @davidnally2426

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jaxonos1494 r/wooosh

  • @Dreamergirlws
    @Dreamergirlws9 жыл бұрын

    Joey Diaz was the best thing of the whole story

  • @seriouslysmoothserialkille9642

    @seriouslysmoothserialkille9642

    9 жыл бұрын

    joey Diaz is a fat shit, hes not funny, troll

  • @MegadethMiller

    @MegadethMiller

    9 жыл бұрын

    seriously smooth serial killer Calm down H. H. Holmes.

  • @seriouslysmoothserialkille9642

    @seriouslysmoothserialkille9642

    9 жыл бұрын

    Seriously when the fuck is he going to catch a heart attack or choke on a chicken bone?

  • @brodyzakira3078

    @brodyzakira3078

    9 жыл бұрын

    When you stop talking about him

  • @seriouslysmoothserialkille9642

    @seriouslysmoothserialkille9642

    9 жыл бұрын

    ............

  • @deseanashby
    @deseanashby7 жыл бұрын

    I might start taking Ambien now...saves time on cooking

  • @martingoddard3994

    @martingoddard3994

    6 жыл бұрын

    Desean lmaoo

  • @the5stacys

    @the5stacys

    5 жыл бұрын

    I've painted entire walls on ambien, sanded and stained furniture and rearranged rooms. I call it the ambien elves. And they do a damn good job!

  • @capacitf2723

    @capacitf2723

    5 жыл бұрын

    He ate the turkey tho

  • @youngdave3283

    @youngdave3283

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@the5stacys your a junkie

  • @the5stacys

    @the5stacys

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@youngdave3283 not really.

  • @cenni1887
    @cenni18874 жыл бұрын

    Joe “this guy seems pretty cool, he should start a podcast” Rogan

  • @brotherxela5085

    @brotherxela5085

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shut...up...

  • @hjj9269

    @hjj9269

    3 жыл бұрын

    Joe “have you tried DMT?” Rogan

  • @noexcuses3572

    @noexcuses3572

    3 жыл бұрын

    Please stop this joke

  • @cenni1887

    @cenni1887

    3 жыл бұрын

    I myself am ashamed

  • @noexcuses3572

    @noexcuses3572

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cenni1887 i forgive u

  • @chrisofnottingham
    @chrisofnottingham4 жыл бұрын

    I love it when right at the start they spoil a gag from 2 minutes later in the same video. Well done.

  • @JesusHComedy
    @JesusHComedy8 жыл бұрын

    Joey Diaz is fucking awesome. Hope to meet him before he dies

  • @adamturner1563

    @adamturner1563

    8 жыл бұрын

    before you die, would of sounded less curse like.

  • @micktheebs6113

    @micktheebs6113

    7 жыл бұрын

    I think he knew what he said.

  • @Zombikilla10789

    @Zombikilla10789

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Herrera Comedy i shook hands with him when he arrived at a recent houston comedy tour, he said "yall are some fuckin yungstas!". im 18 lol it was amazing he so chill, and the show was murder to my sides

  • @ea119

    @ea119

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Herrera Comedy or before you die you fucking witch doctor

  • @chrisjamez00

    @chrisjamez00

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Herrera Comedy clock is ticking...you have about 6 months...

  • @bradleysmith9924
    @bradleysmith99249 жыл бұрын

    Bill Burr on here would be great. :)

  • @blarghhboy

    @blarghhboy

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** We need. Bill. WE NEED HIM.

  • @thedude4795

    @thedude4795

    9 жыл бұрын

    yeah, fuckin Shaffir will just call Spielberg, they're both jewish, so obviously he could help out. lol fail

  • @nobodyknows1243

    @nobodyknows1243

    9 жыл бұрын

    As much as i love bill i have to say that he has become unfunny to me =/

  • @thedude4795

    @thedude4795

    9 жыл бұрын

    too bad you're only one human being out of seven billion, and thousands to whom he hasnt. the dude needs to reinvent himself but some objectivity is the first step.

  • @APokeInTheEye

    @APokeInTheEye

    9 жыл бұрын

    Yes!!!

  • @Leo-ye1pc
    @Leo-ye1pc3 жыл бұрын

    "San Francisco is an old city" Laughs in European

  • @redhoodproduction904

    @redhoodproduction904

    3 жыл бұрын

    laughs in being the part of Indus civilization

  • @tbyte007

    @tbyte007

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@redhoodproduction904 And ? The oldest villages are still in Europe.

  • @aw2584

    @aw2584

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tbyte007 so? Point is if youre from anywhere outside of US, their old cities would be considered modern and nearby cities would probably diss it for being so new lmao

  • @BudMasta

    @BudMasta

    3 жыл бұрын

    Literally every city on the east coast, including the one Rogan is from, is older than san Fran by atleast 100 years lol.

  • @PhoenixAscending

    @PhoenixAscending

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thought the same thing

  • @AnonComic
    @AnonComic5 жыл бұрын

    Best impression of Joey Diaz I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nobodycares1423

    @nobodycares1423

    5 жыл бұрын

    ☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @jcolterh
    @jcolterh5 жыл бұрын

    I wrote a letter on Ambien. Its just a bunch of squiggles and the words, "I go sleep now."

  • @richboyprado

    @richboyprado

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would text people on it - worried a lot of people that week lol

  • @CcBudCcTokerCc
    @CcBudCcTokerCc9 жыл бұрын

    His Joey Diaz impression is so good. The more I watch Joe's stand up's, the more I like them. I used to not like them but he has an interesting outlook on a lot of things.

  • @gregkis

    @gregkis

    11 ай бұрын

    I think you're just becoming more and more delusional

  • @bttffreak4
    @bttffreak44 жыл бұрын

    Joe "let's be honest, you heard his podcast before you watched his stand-up" Rogan

  • @jojodede8712
    @jojodede87124 жыл бұрын

    Joey “the doctor” Diaz

  • @DustinRodriguez1_0
    @DustinRodriguez1_07 жыл бұрын

    Ambien is a SUPER weird drug. Do not try to go to bed hungry when taking it, or yes, you WILL get up and acquire and eat food. But, it's weirder than that. It doesn't make you crazy. You are just as competent and capable as you ever are, you're just not forming memories. That's why you forget. It might be different for high dosages, but I'm fairly certain you could get up in the morning, take Ambien, and go to work, and no one would notice anything amiss. It does not make you sleepy. Not at all. If you lie down and try to go to sleep, you will succeed. But if you do not do that, if you stay up instead, you'll stay awake with no issue. The next day you won't remember hardly anything you did the prior night, but you won't just fall unconscious or feel groggy or anything. I took it for awhile because I wasn't sleeping well and waking up was extremely difficult, and I'd been late to work (like 2-3 hours late) dozens of times and it was getting me into trouble (luckily my job wasn't time-sensitive at all and it was only a big deal if I missed a meeting or something, otherwise I would just work late to compensate). I never had the experience of doing anything unusual, but I did do things like going out and buying a sandwich in the middle of the night, cooking and eating food at night, etc before I figured out not to go to bed hungry. Oh, and the surprise packages from Amazon. Those were always fun. Didn't remember ordering anything, but I'd look and sure enough I ordered stuff late at night and just didn't remember. It was always stuff I wanted, and stuff I would have bought if I was awake, though. Such a super weird drug... it helped me out though, I was able to get back into sleeping right.

  • @CodeinCaptain

    @CodeinCaptain

    7 жыл бұрын

    wait so what does it do exactly..?

  • @DustinRodriguez1_0

    @DustinRodriguez1_0

    7 жыл бұрын

    CodeinCaptain It makes it so that if you lie down and you try to go to sleep, you will be able to. That's it. How it does this I have been unable to learn (and seriously I have tried, its mechanisms of action are VERY poorly understood). I did learn that it, for some reason, has been used in multiple cases on people who have been in a persistent vegetative state for years... and they woke up.

  • @yunocomehere6312

    @yunocomehere6312

    7 жыл бұрын

    +CodeinCaptain lol

  • @kingturner19mt

    @kingturner19mt

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dustin Rodriguez you could've just said it makes you sleep eat instead of writing a novel.

  • @jjenson2006

    @jjenson2006

    7 жыл бұрын

    _Dustin Rodriguez you could've just said it makes you sleep eat instead of writing a novel._ It's the Ambien!

  • @csrc92
    @csrc928 жыл бұрын

    "You don't want to be the first guy to step on people's heads" very good words to live by.

  • @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714

    @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714

    6 жыл бұрын

    csrc92 no you DO want to be the first guy, google this and thank me later. Station nightclub fire, warwick rhode island. Should come right up. If you didnt hit the door of the station nightclub within 55 seconds you died in there. Ill step on heads in a fire so fucking fast. You dont wanna know. But ya you should watch that everyone should at how fire spreads and how scary of a way to die that is. To go within 45 seconds from getting a beer with your date listening to music to burning alive. Like dude , i dont even wanna go out anywhere but yeah great vid , on you tube, not for kids.

  • @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714

    @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714

    6 жыл бұрын

    He said you dont wanna be the first guy to freak out he said anyway you misquoted haha so you get the station fire video and happy halloween.

  • @sicroyalty
    @sicroyalty2 жыл бұрын

    8 minutes for the most perfect line from Joey Diaz. Worth it.

  • @dgb56bgd
    @dgb56bgd2 жыл бұрын

    I LOVE JRE…But I LOVE YOUR STAND UP just as much. I’d never watched you do stand up. YOU ROCK!

  • @ilovelamp6642
    @ilovelamp66427 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, I would love to kick it with Joe Rogan, Tom Segura and Joey Diaz. That's the comedy dream team right there

  • @shaneomahony6022

    @shaneomahony6022

    7 жыл бұрын

    I love lamp joey diaz belongs in gta he'd probably kill you in your sleep and tom would be crying and joe would be giving commentary

  • @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714

    @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714

    6 жыл бұрын

    They are just comics telling crazy stories man, its not about you its about the intro.

  • @mykmcgrane

    @mykmcgrane

    6 жыл бұрын

    Episode 1000 on JRE

  • @cqccqc1728

    @cqccqc1728

    6 жыл бұрын

    I love lamp 👍Add DAVE CHAPPELL📝to that list & to me, that would be as good as it gets💯

  • @negativeindustrial

    @negativeindustrial

    6 жыл бұрын

    Not the standup dream team but the guys you wanna go out and drink with, dream team. If you could pick up Bill Burr and Patrice O’Neal along the way you could die the next day fulfilled.

  • @franciscoleyva4413
    @franciscoleyva44138 жыл бұрын

    Fucking love these. Hate the intros though. Pointless

  • @djdentonyo

    @djdentonyo

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Francisco Leyva point is to attract the viewers w/ less than 30 second attention spans... but yeah super annoying

  • @Anfubvinch

    @Anfubvinch

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Francisco Leyva Complete waste of money. Shit music too

  • @luci_annihilates

    @luci_annihilates

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Francisco Leyva they do it because it is fun. get over it :)

  • @luci_annihilates

    @luci_annihilates

    8 жыл бұрын

    Elefterios Makis ?

  • @prawngravy18

    @prawngravy18

    7 жыл бұрын

    advertising. i thought it was obvious...oh wait it is, just skip them instead of whining

  • @jahnilee2026
    @jahnilee20263 жыл бұрын

    His impression of Joey is hilarious and too on point

  • @dredgenheresy
    @dredgenheresy4 жыл бұрын

    "Like a Docta" is now one of my favorite phrases

  • @hangmn4237
    @hangmn42377 жыл бұрын

    didnt know Kurt angle did stand up

  • @jeremynelson5311

    @jeremynelson5311

    7 жыл бұрын

    hangmn it's damn real

  • @richardchamberlain6815

    @richardchamberlain6815

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's true. It's true

  • @ieuanhunt552

    @ieuanhunt552

    6 жыл бұрын

    RedoranGuard's-SkyrimBattles hell yes I'd love to see that.

  • @robg485

    @robg485

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hangmm that’s not Kurt angle. It’s Matt serra

  • @Sam-rq4yc

    @Sam-rq4yc

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kurt angle

  • @TheSystomatic
    @TheSystomatic9 жыл бұрын

    Loved this - Glad Ari is getting the recognition he deserves. Joe could probably tell stories about his times with Joey Diaz for HOURS!

  • @ClaudeRicke
    @ClaudeRicke4 жыл бұрын

    I don't think enough credit to the team that does the intros for these. Kudos to you guys and gals!

  • @supergbonin
    @supergbonin4 жыл бұрын

    “I’m in that weird dream state” At least now we know Joey gave him the stars of death. There was no fire, Joe was just high

  • @iSquishMoths
    @iSquishMoths9 жыл бұрын

    The constant yell of a delivery is wearing. Just too much.

  • @itscork

    @itscork

    8 жыл бұрын

    +OldBoy Some people just have to bitch.

  • @juansaldivar9204

    @juansaldivar9204

    8 жыл бұрын

    +OldBoy it's actually wearing man just accept it but he is still funny as shit though

  • @wikiweediawebsite6841
    @wikiweediawebsite68417 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 the last line along with the perfect voice impression

  • @EpIcHoBoGuY
    @EpIcHoBoGuY3 жыл бұрын

    i like how the intro tries to make the doggos look all scary but they are just a bunch of happy good boys

  • @TheDirtyyoungman1
    @TheDirtyyoungman1 Жыл бұрын

    "Like a doctor" 🤣🤣😂😂 Gotta love Joey.

  • @brianbarnett3555
    @brianbarnett35556 жыл бұрын

    As a former ambien user who made a peanut butter and tuna sandwich, I can sorta relate

  • @nxilp.5891
    @nxilp.58916 жыл бұрын

    I feel like Joe could come on this show 100 times and still have stories to tell

  • @gregkis

    @gregkis

    11 ай бұрын

    And they would all be unfunny

  • @axe693axe
    @axe693axe4 жыл бұрын

    5:59 now say: *Bring me pictures of Spiderman!*

  • @LuchoH838
    @LuchoH8384 жыл бұрын

    The alarm part is so me dude, thought the same when there was a fire alarm in a hotel I was staying at

  • @GamePath

    @GamePath

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha "Why's it so damn loud??"

  • @The_Essential_Review

    @The_Essential_Review

    4 жыл бұрын

    Were you on Ambien?

  • @erstermontag908
    @erstermontag9086 жыл бұрын

    when he started talking, it feels like I'm watching UFC.

  • @sergez6172
    @sergez61728 жыл бұрын

    i made many a meal and had a thing for climbing over fences into private properties and climb the building on the grounds when i was supposed to be asleep on ambien/benzos etc.

  • @ally11488
    @ally11488 Жыл бұрын

    Joe Rogan is a genius comedian .....said no one, ever.

  • @tdbird931
    @tdbird9314 жыл бұрын

    I’m up at 1:00 am watching this after having to evacuate from my hotel. He’s not lying about any of this.

  • @justintricate3258
    @justintricate32587 жыл бұрын

    I had a very similar experience! I can testify to the lack of urgency people have...

  • @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714

    @topeksinghnotaterrorist3714

    6 жыл бұрын

    JustIntricate watch the ststion nightclub fire amd experience that if you need fire safety for your whole life in your brain.

  • @jks2389
    @jks23895 жыл бұрын

    My weird experience with Ambien was taking my pill, going to sleep, then waking up in a hospital with an IV and a nurse sitting over in the corner. Apparently I had gotten up shortly after falling asleep and taken the whole rest of the bottle of Ambien. I was living with my grandparents at the time, and they told me I came out of my room still in my boxers and t-shirt and went outside, got into my car, and tried to drive somewhere. Luckily they stopped me and took me to the ER. But goddamn was it surreal to go to sleep normally and wake up in a hospital with all this shit hooked up to me. In the end the nurse was there because they suspected it might have been a suicide attempt. So yeah, trying to convince ER personnel I wasn't suicidal was... fun. I take benzos for sleep now, at least I don't have to worry about waking up naked in another neighborhood in the middle of winter.

  • @ardakz4867

    @ardakz4867

    Жыл бұрын

    Cool story jake

  • @freddiet6807
    @freddiet68074 жыл бұрын

    Almost had me Joe, first you saw all this smoke at the bottom of the stairs then it was just some pranksters pulling the alarm 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @Eisenarsch
    @Eisenarsch5 жыл бұрын

    Rogans stand up comedy makes me smile a little, but nothing more...

  • @GeoffreyBronson

    @GeoffreyBronson

    4 жыл бұрын

    I agree but it's still enjoyable, like Bill Hicks. I enjoyed Bill Hicks' standups but I don't think I laughed out loud once

  • @xdrummerxcorex

    @xdrummerxcorex

    4 жыл бұрын

    Agreed...

  • @barebasics

    @barebasics

    4 жыл бұрын

    Geoffrey Bronson what!!! Bill hicks is a legendary stand up tho... what are you saying I ain’t even white

  • @modsiw10k

    @modsiw10k

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Gary McMichael I don't think it's that society sucks, people just have different senses of humor than you.

  • @modsiw10k

    @modsiw10k

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Gary McMichael The simple fact that we disagree proves that comedy is not at all concrete or uniform. Everyone has a different sense of humor, and it all depends on the individual who finds it funny/not funny and the context of the joke. Some people find Joe Rogan funny, and so he is funny to them. Others don't, and so he isn't funny to them. Humor is subjective, so to say that someone is categorically not funny is completely untenable. Certain people may rely on being found humorous through certain techniques, like acting stupid, or being loud, or using deadpan, etc., and the technique alone may be measured and quantified, but the actual quality of being funny is not something that can ever be concretely measured because it is different for each individual. That is why humor is subjective.

  • @queenelizabethi5868
    @queenelizabethi58686 жыл бұрын

    "I took the elevator, like a doctor" lol

  • @otjunior
    @otjunior5 жыл бұрын

    Joe is such a great story teller

  • @nimmha6708
    @nimmha67082 ай бұрын

    super underrated comedian. His storytelling is superb. People are just down to hate once people reach levels that seem unobtainable to most...

  • @SA-5247
    @SA-52475 жыл бұрын

    I was in a hotel fire in Panama City, during spring break, at the holiday inn, on the 12th floor. Myself and three other of my friends have to stumble down 12 flights of stairs hammered beyond ability to actually walk. We basically stumbled down the stairs and I realized when we got to the 2nd floor my friend nick wasn’t with us. He literally slept through smoke coming in the room, fire alarms, a helicopter hovering over the hotel, and firefighters banging on the door. All this because some moron threw a blunt roach onto the tiki bars dry palm leaf roof and it was similar to throwing a truck load of dry leaves on a fire.

  • @papageorgio6076
    @papageorgio60769 жыл бұрын

    I took the elevator... like a doctaa

  • @dilloncwwaters4442

    @dilloncwwaters4442

    5 жыл бұрын

    The fact that people stopped liking this comment at 69 gives me faith in humanity

  • @muhammadnabil3390

    @muhammadnabil3390

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@dilloncwwaters4442 Sorry folks for letting you all down. :D

  • @dilloncwwaters4442

    @dilloncwwaters4442

    5 жыл бұрын

    Muhammad Nabil Fuck you.

  • @superthickjonwick9734

    @superthickjonwick9734

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Bigboblit16 fucking fucking fuck fuck

  • @aminimoose3971
    @aminimoose39715 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, the moment I heard Joeys name, I figured he had a part in it lol

  • @hammbone8184
    @hammbone81845 жыл бұрын

    Just my opinion. I just enjoy Rogans commentary and podcast better than his comedy

  • @tonyorsomething411
    @tonyorsomething4118 жыл бұрын

    what song is in the intro

  • @quentcoff1479
    @quentcoff1479 Жыл бұрын

    Whats happening is maturity in other life situations could go through to come

  • @Zefinfer
    @Zefinfer4 жыл бұрын

    omg the clincher at the end had me like lmao!

  • @Liqliq888
    @Liqliq8886 жыл бұрын

    Set off the fire extinguisher or fire alarm?

  • @npc1172
    @npc11727 жыл бұрын

    I took the elevator like a docta 😂😂😂

  • @Darthsikk
    @Darthsikk4 жыл бұрын

    The openings to these things are fucking fantastic.

  • @NightwingReborn
    @NightwingReborn Жыл бұрын

    The same thing happened to me earlier today in a hotel in Branson Missouri.

  • @SunG0D936
    @SunG0D9364 жыл бұрын

    His Joey impression is spot on

  • @Yeah55552
    @Yeah55552 Жыл бұрын

    Joey just came out as a cameo😂

  • @spanglerthings5585
    @spanglerthings55854 жыл бұрын

    Joes eyes grow three sizes when he's excited lol

  • @greengoat5654
    @greengoat56543 жыл бұрын

    Being the only person with a sense of emergency in the room is the most painful feeling in the world.

  • @Kymv8382
    @Kymv83826 жыл бұрын

    I feel like Joe has so much potential with his comedy but sometimes he over does it or just slips up here and there and it kills it

  • @greg_reacts

    @greg_reacts

    9 ай бұрын

    I think he is BELOW average. I wonder how many comedians think that but won't tell him lol I notice that on his Podcast, alot of OBVIOUS humour goes straight over his head. Odd

  • @Thulgore
    @Thulgore8 жыл бұрын

    I fucking love the intros

  • @MsFoxy-hw4jp
    @MsFoxy-hw4jp2 жыл бұрын

    6 years later and this is still great 😹

  • @mrvenum8741
    @mrvenum87414 жыл бұрын

    i would like to know where he gets his shirts as they look nice and i would like to buy a few

  • @tacotacotington3638
    @tacotacotington36387 жыл бұрын

    The guy who sleep made the Turkey was Kevin James

  • @kewltony

    @kewltony

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is the 1st time Rogan has said "my friend" and actually means a friend rather than "a person I met once".

  • @gawdizm
    @gawdizm5 жыл бұрын

    6:49 really got me 😂😂

  • @ianfortuna9385

    @ianfortuna9385

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jozif Badmon it gets me every time

  • @renoken
    @renoken3 жыл бұрын

    This happened to me at the Beau Rivage in Biloxi, MS several years ago.

  • @josephcoates8591
    @josephcoates85917 ай бұрын

    His delivery on the Joey Diaz joke was on POINT!

  • @denglertodd
    @denglertodd4 жыл бұрын

    Best part was Joey Diaz’s line.

  • @markcarvallo9322

    @markcarvallo9322

    4 жыл бұрын

    "I TOOK THE ELEVATA. LIKE A DOCTA"

  • @JamesBond-xx1lv

    @JamesBond-xx1lv

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ohh yes, the punch line. Gets me every time... -_-

  • @anthonyreynoso7275
    @anthonyreynoso72757 жыл бұрын

    That Joey impression at the end gets me everytime

  • @OLBICHL
    @OLBICHL4 жыл бұрын

    0:20 funny how the wolves all look like "Yeah, just having our little night jog!" and the dude's running for his life. "What's up with that human? Is this some kind of cosplay?", "Probably, the theme looks like trying to catch the next plane, I guess!"

  • @hienzkitzvelvet
    @hienzkitzvelvet4 жыл бұрын

    Man the editing and beginning scenes are incredible and so aesthetically pleasing! Love it! Good job!

  • @davidcuellar4410
    @davidcuellar44104 жыл бұрын

    I honestly don't think I chuckled one time lol

  • @XTremePyro144316
    @XTremePyro1443168 жыл бұрын

    Joe Rogan is fucking awesome

  • @brabhamfreaman166

    @brabhamfreaman166

    8 жыл бұрын

    +The Pickle Snatcha #47 Sure, but he'd be awesome at it, amirite?

  • @CezarMS1

    @CezarMS1

    8 жыл бұрын

    The moment I found out he does DMT, I was dumbfounded.

  • @alexeilindes7507

    @alexeilindes7507

    7 жыл бұрын

    Cesarito its a very intellectual substance

  • @ThePthompson41
    @ThePthompson414 жыл бұрын

    Him and diaz are great

  • @Luke-ofStoke-Factor
    @Luke-ofStoke-Factor10 ай бұрын

    Joe Never tells 1 joke on his PODCAST.

  • @Onyxthefem

    @Onyxthefem

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah, it’s a PODCAST

  • @Luke-ofStoke-Factor

    @Luke-ofStoke-Factor

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Onyxthefem never funny

  • @tylerpullen1652
    @tylerpullen16524 жыл бұрын

    I bet Bert kreischers the friend who made the turkey 😂

  • @ostrichsniffer4100

    @ostrichsniffer4100

    3 жыл бұрын

    Na it’s Kevin James he told the story on his podcast

  • @vlad.vasilev.94
    @vlad.vasilev.944 жыл бұрын

    Joe Rogan: There's a thin veil of civilisation that goes on when you're in a natural emergency. Me in 2020 COVID-19 crisis: No shit there is!

  • @MiaogisTeas

    @MiaogisTeas

    4 жыл бұрын

    That part where the guy stops on the stairwell - what's the bet he lives in Massachusetts, Oregon, or Washington state 😂

  • @PrinceIsot

    @PrinceIsot

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MiaogisTeas Whats the over/under? Could be jersey

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