JIU JITSU (2020) - A Garbage Fire Starring Nicolas Cage

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  • @tootootwaingaming8126
    @tootootwaingaming81263 жыл бұрын

    "I mean this movie lost money" Budget: $25,000,000 Box office: $38,030 Yeah I'd say they lost some money too

  • @sonofaquack6987

    @sonofaquack6987

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao I didn’t see which was which and I thought the budget was $38,000,000 and the box office was $25,000,000. I legit feel bad for some of them

  • @gabrieltavares774

    @gabrieltavares774

    3 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit, that's not enough to buy a minivan lmao

  • @Nathan-ks6ov

    @Nathan-ks6ov

    3 жыл бұрын

    Where did all of that budget went?

  • @b31a71

    @b31a71

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Nathan-ks6ov special effects and 40 pounds of crack cocaine

  • @JoeMama-dt4jg

    @JoeMama-dt4jg

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea the production of this movie was definitely a money laundering scheme

  • @arvidhahnewallmark9878
    @arvidhahnewallmark98783 жыл бұрын

    U know something is wrong When a cage film is unmemeable

  • @AxxLAfriku

    @AxxLAfriku

    3 жыл бұрын

    WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZreadr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear vid

  • @yeetmyself9246

    @yeetmyself9246

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AxxLAfriku wtf I saw you on another video. Also, R/Ihavesex

  • @sbel6626

    @sbel6626

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AxxLAfriku your left hand and sock don’t count as girlfriends

  • @Jartran72

    @Jartran72

    3 жыл бұрын

    Guys this is that desperate youtuber who has been baiting with those comments for years now, ofcourse he is so obnoxious that he will never have any form of success. Just ignore him and leave him to his sad life.

  • @arvidhahnewallmark9878

    @arvidhahnewallmark9878

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AxxLAfriku sry man I am a dissapointment

  • @victfv
    @victfv3 жыл бұрын

    They didn't hire Nic, they just found him in that hut.

  • @TheGodshatter

    @TheGodshatter

    3 жыл бұрын

    Perfection! I can picture that 100% no joke, lol!

  • @flawer1316

    @flawer1316

    3 жыл бұрын

    ah yes, its like my home too

  • @Catastropheshe

    @Catastropheshe

    3 жыл бұрын

    They stumbled and fell down there 😁

  • @dss7239

    @dss7239

    3 жыл бұрын

    he was there alone recovering from mandy when suddenly shit happen to him again

  • @stijnvdv2

    @stijnvdv2

    3 жыл бұрын

    haha, actually this is the problem when good actors go broke. That fucking fool Robert De Niro is following in his footsteps. When you get broke as actor you gotta take every opportunity that you get for paying off debts and don't have the luxury of cherrypicking... which is why they begin to star in absolute garbage movies that hurt their acting career. I bet that if Nic Cage didn't went broke he could have held on to his 'National Treasure' fame extremely long.

  • @StrattonDraws
    @StrattonDraws3 жыл бұрын

    For every one-star film Nic Cage has been in. He was the reason it got that star.

  • @robert.7230

    @robert.7230

    Жыл бұрын

    He's the only reason they got anything

  • @monkey-choppa2751
    @monkey-choppa27513 жыл бұрын

    Nic Cage is like Elvis’s kryptonite. But it’s also his greatest strength 🤔

  • @friedpicklez08

    @friedpicklez08

    3 жыл бұрын

    *kryptonite

  • @monkey-choppa2751

    @monkey-choppa2751

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@friedpicklez08 👍😩

  • @serpent5782

    @serpent5782

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Nic

  • @monkey-choppa2751

    @monkey-choppa2751

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@serpent5782 👍😖

  • @friedpicklez08

    @friedpicklez08

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@monkey-choppa2751 it’s okay m8 we all make mistakes

  • @microwavegommmm916
    @microwavegommmm9163 жыл бұрын

    The thing is Nic Cage is actually a really good actor, the man just can't turn anything down. Same with Samuel L Jackson

  • @artgurusauce

    @artgurusauce

    3 жыл бұрын

    If only he didn't owe hella money to the IRS lol

  • @sigma804

    @sigma804

    3 жыл бұрын

    hes actually been in massive debt since early 2000's and hes only now almost paid off. so yeah he takes them cuz they pay. Feel bad for him he fell into that hollywood sinkhole.

  • @91jubaku

    @91jubaku

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@steevhairington Unicorn Store had good roles? I mean, Brie Larson got one edit, turns out, Brie Larson directed the thing, so of course she got one

  • @zippytdemon4384

    @zippytdemon4384

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was pretty good in kickass

  • @breadproductions6139

    @breadproductions6139

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean the difference is Samuel is always the best part of those movies.

  • @covidoff
    @covidoff3 жыл бұрын

    My friend worked on the set of this film in Cyprus, all he said when I asked him how it went was, "Nick Cage is exactly how you'd imagine him" 😂

  • @dominiccobb6470

    @dominiccobb6470

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mean and crazy? 🤣

  • @deadschooled

    @deadschooled

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chadstevemichaelmichaels4605

    @chadstevemichaelmichaels4605

    Жыл бұрын

    He said he was my dad and he's proud of me and he's coming back home to mom?

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic3 жыл бұрын

    I really liked that scene in Doom. I was also a child.

  • @Jacket01

    @Jacket01

    3 жыл бұрын

    idk I watched that movie again like a year ago and I still thought it was pretty cool.

  • @Petaurista13

    @Petaurista13

    2 жыл бұрын

    It was kind of like best scene in the movie. I mean you can just watch Doom songs or play Doom for that, but still...

  • @LZJunior

    @LZJunior

    2 жыл бұрын

    indeed it is good because reference the game

  • @swirvinbirds1971

    @swirvinbirds1971

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean it was a call out to the actual game the movie was based on. Best part of the entire silly movie imo.

  • @xeibei4804

    @xeibei4804

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don't worry, everyone except elvis loved that scene.

  • @morgantodd8445
    @morgantodd84453 жыл бұрын

    Nick cage isn't crazy, he's just to smart for any of us to Comprehend, he's on a whole different level to us

  • @ninnseek

    @ninnseek

    3 жыл бұрын

    you proved your point in that sentance.

  • @morgantodd8445

    @morgantodd8445

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ninnseek yeah I'm just built different

  • @chrissyakaweeb5617

    @chrissyakaweeb5617

    3 жыл бұрын

    I agree

  • @1life744

    @1life744

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, ok

  • @natelax1367

    @natelax1367

    3 жыл бұрын

    His debt is definitely in a whole other universe

  • @Freyjinn
    @Freyjinn3 жыл бұрын

    I can only imagine Nic cage during those 3 days being like : "yeah cool, ok imma do that, ok i dont know anything about the movie, nice a crazy face here, cool done bye"

  • @hellelagerborg450

    @hellelagerborg450

    3 жыл бұрын

    E

  • @fullmetaltheorist

    @fullmetaltheorist

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hi

  • @Perryishappy1527

    @Perryishappy1527

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have a feeling this is how he acts in every movie

  • @PeachReverie

    @PeachReverie

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bobobo6436

    @bobobo6436

    3 жыл бұрын

    Johnny silverhand looks like nic cage

  • @friendlyinternetghost
    @friendlyinternetghost2 жыл бұрын

    in a movie called jiu jitsu, they actually do little to no jiu jitsu the entire movie. this had to have been a draft title or something that they never changed once the story was established.

  • @JoakimOtamaa

    @JoakimOtamaa

    2 ай бұрын

    Same with that shitty Karate Kid remake with them practicing kung fu.

  • @juggalo5215
    @juggalo52153 жыл бұрын

    Our family actually rented this movie and we all fell asleep half way through

  • @GnomeBotexe
    @GnomeBotexe3 жыл бұрын

    Nic cage's agent must be the most stressed out person in the world.

  • @arnolda2823

    @arnolda2823

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahahahaha XD

  • @neoluthuli3254

    @neoluthuli3254

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is shitting his pants everytime Nic gives him a new script to checkout 😂😂😂

  • @DeathbyDawn141

    @DeathbyDawn141

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure College Humor's skit on him was 100% accurate

  • @bobbob998

    @bobbob998

    3 жыл бұрын

    I read that he does all these movies because he lives such a lifestyle that cost so much, at this point he just says yes to most movies.

  • @daphne4983

    @daphne4983

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @superGakaGman
    @superGakaGman3 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else bothered that there wasn't anything to do with ju-jitsu in any of the fights

  • @hypnoticskull6342

    @hypnoticskull6342

    3 жыл бұрын

    There wasn’t Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, there isn’t Japanese Jiu Jitsu, not a single bit of Jiu Jitsu. They use Karate in this

  • @juanojeda4135

    @juanojeda4135

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don’t think the director knows what jiujitsu is lol

  • @hypnoticskull6342

    @hypnoticskull6342

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@juanojeda4135 That seems to be a running theme. They make a movie about Judo, they use Kung Fu. They make a movie about Taekeondo, they use Muay Thai. Movie directors are stupid

  • @hypnoticskull6342

    @hypnoticskull6342

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Based-Anarcho-Syndicalist-Chad Punch, kick, elbow, knee. That’s it. Headbutts too if you count Lethwei

  • @hypnoticskull6342

    @hypnoticskull6342

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Based-Anarcho-Syndicalist-Chad Lol

  • @_ifstcuvifugig
    @_ifstcuvifugig3 жыл бұрын

    I wonder if Elvis has a Nic Cage body pillow...

  • @suchartboontid2560
    @suchartboontid25602 жыл бұрын

    Nick Cage has such a weird career trajectory. You don't know what you're gonna get. He just accepts every role basically.

  • @roberth2833

    @roberth2833

    8 ай бұрын

    Paying back taxes is no joke

  • @DeadlyDanDaMan
    @DeadlyDanDaMan3 жыл бұрын

    Doing movies like this for big named actors is literally just free money. They don't actually give a shit if it's gonna be good, because they know it's not good the moment they read the script. The worse a movie is, the more money they can demand to do the movie.

  • @mahmoudgamal8044

    @mahmoudgamal8044

    3 жыл бұрын

    AL Pacino said he loves to make bad movies as a challenge for him as an actor

  • @bmcminn8838

    @bmcminn8838

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nic Cage still at least has a few gems mixed in with all this garbage unlike Bruce Willis who has just completly given up

  • @chrissmith6097

    @chrissmith6097

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nic Cage doesn’t do these movies because it’s “free money”, whatever that means. It’s not even a secret. He does them because he owes the IRS a lot of money and he has a spending addiction and he can’t get cast in normal big budget studio movies anymore. He buys a lot of expensive shit that he has no use for, like a T-Rex skeleton. He’s been doing that since the early 90s, it finally caught up to him about 10 years ago. And no, you don’t have to be in a movie once a year to keep your SAG membership. Where do you people get your misinformation? Or do you just make it up on the spot and hope nobody who actually knows stuff reads your comment?

  • @jakefoley9539

    @jakefoley9539

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@chrissmith6097 Oh, look at this, turns out you were peddling misinformation too according to Darth Kai's response. So tell me Chris, where do you get your misinformation? Or do you just make it up on the spot and hope nobody who actually knows stuff reads your comment?

  • @thisistheend_777

    @thisistheend_777

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jakefoley9539 Lmao GOTTEM

  • @sonicbelmont300
    @sonicbelmont3003 жыл бұрын

    At least when Nick Cage does a shitty cash grab he makes his 20 minutes of screen time the BEST part of the movie unlike the person who almost got the role in this dumpster fire

  • @AnnaDraconida

    @AnnaDraconida

    3 жыл бұрын

    No shit... I wasted 90 minutes of my life on Breach yesterday, that was... Painful.

  • @fr0ck360

    @fr0ck360

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@AnnaDraconida Nic cage is more tolerable than Dick willis

  • @AnnaDraconida

    @AnnaDraconida

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fr0ck360 At least he still gives a shit

  • @IncognitoSprax

    @IncognitoSprax

    2 жыл бұрын

    NOT THE BEES

  • @jeffreylawrence6928

    @jeffreylawrence6928

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or Bruce Willis…

  • @coryhebert2070
    @coryhebert20703 жыл бұрын

    Dude Frank Grillo is hands down the best actor in that movie and he's done a lot more than just MCU and Purge. He was great in the movie Warrior (Tom Hardy and Nick Nolte ) Definitely one of the most underrated actors in Hollywood

  • @damiensmyth3404

    @damiensmyth3404

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah thats why were watching the movie because hes in it lmfao get real..

  • @cleobinx

    @cleobinx

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was fantastic in warrior , I forgot he was in that Though cause Tom Hardy was so damn good. Tom hardy to me is the best actor around right now

  • @jaykay6222

    @jaykay6222

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cleobinx I honestly love Tom Hardy. He's the kind of actor like Nic Cage that even if the movie they are in isn't great, watching them perform in it is still a treat.

  • @edelmantoamendola

    @edelmantoamendola

    3 жыл бұрын

    His MMA show "Kingdom" was excellent.

  • @umeriftikhar4103

    @umeriftikhar4103

    3 жыл бұрын

    Frank Grillo is pretty well known and its kind of surprising Elvis doesn't know abt him. Plus these guys are in the movie cuz the can perform their own stunts, like Duh Elvis, you just wanted to cover this movie for Nic. gay fanboy much ??!?!?!

  • @robinvsdk
    @robinvsdk3 жыл бұрын

    "You are weird, you're a weird dude'' says the person talking to a cardboard Nicolas cage..

  • @meephen
    @meephen3 жыл бұрын

    I like how none of the fighting in this movie is Jiu-Jitsu

  • @PixelatedTriumph

    @PixelatedTriumph

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was gonna say that same thing! Jiu-Jitsu is all about grappling, the MA is more along the lines of karate with sprinklings of taekwondo

  • @Romancerofnone

    @Romancerofnone

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice.

  • @gbarn01

    @gbarn01

    3 жыл бұрын

    The swirling scene transitions are the most "jiu-jitsu" thing in this movie ( like throws and position transitions).

  • @denislitvinov8208

    @denislitvinov8208

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah anyone who actually did jujutsu knows this isn’t how it looks lol

  • @mulch624
    @mulch6243 жыл бұрын

    Just wanna say, the engineers in prometheus aren't supposed to look like really weird scary aliens, they're supposed to look like humans, since their DNA was used for creating us

  • @theirishpotato6588

    @theirishpotato6588

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know. That's obvious and the point.

  • @A.Mortem

    @A.Mortem

    3 жыл бұрын

    His whole point about how the alien doesn't look like an alien is kinda ridiculous. Are aliens not allowed to be bipedal or something?

  • @doubtful_seer

    @doubtful_seer

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@A.Mortem no, they’re cats

  • @ElvistheAlien

    @ElvistheAlien

    3 жыл бұрын

    true, which is kind of more of an insult towards this movie I guess

  • @jayceericohermoso9712

    @jayceericohermoso9712

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ElvistheAlien The horror movie Inside (2007) as a Christmas present please?! It's a Christmas movie anyway. 😁

  • @hoopmooy3543
    @hoopmooy35433 жыл бұрын

    Eventually Bruce Willis is gonna be like "that's my shit movie money!"

  • @fr0ck360

    @fr0ck360

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bruce willis would’ve just dancing around with the alien while drinking his flask

  • @oronmendel2451
    @oronmendel24512 жыл бұрын

    Early in Nic Cage's career, he could do no wrong. He gave fascinating performances in very good films. One of his best was called "Birdy", co-starring with Matthew Modine. They play best high school friends who then serve in the army in Viet Nam. The movie won a special Jury Award at Cannes, for the innovative way (at the time) in which Peter Gabriel's score helps propel the story. It is hilarious, weird, highly original and also tense and sad.

  • @carodame9419
    @carodame94193 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, I love the thought of a chad alien coming every 6 years to bully us beta human

  • @mostly_ok4648

    @mostly_ok4648

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kinky.

  • @tabiibat

    @tabiibat

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought this said child alien and just accepted it until I saw the alien in the video and was disappointed

  • @humanblockhead5726

    @humanblockhead5726

    3 жыл бұрын

    When you put it like 🤔 the movie makes a lot more sense

  • @aaronramos4178

    @aaronramos4178

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ever heard of Predator?

  • @fartvader84yearsago8
    @fartvader84yearsago83 жыл бұрын

    So, this is not really a Nic Cage film, but a film with a little bit of Nic Cage in it.

  • @joshingaboutwithjosh
    @joshingaboutwithjosh Жыл бұрын

    You're not gonna read the script? Cage: I already read the script.... (looks around slowly) .... it came to me in a dream...

  • @brudereinherjer1593
    @brudereinherjer15932 жыл бұрын

    Jiu Jitsu: a japanese martial art, and yet the closest thing to a japanese is Tony Jaa, a Thai who practices Muay Thai. I'm kind of getting the feeling the movie is mocking us

  • @throwawayaccount2130
    @throwawayaccount21303 жыл бұрын

    I’m watching before this video gets copy striked by paramount

  • @jumeks2489

    @jumeks2489

    3 жыл бұрын

    Samee

  • @aspecofdust1644

    @aspecofdust1644

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Let's hope it doesn't-*

  • @kxrze5516

    @kxrze5516

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @abioladickson2238

    @abioladickson2238

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sames!!

  • @bigmanhj6403

    @bigmanhj6403

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Yigash disgusting.

  • @murilofaria8819
    @murilofaria88193 жыл бұрын

    I hope someone do the Nicholas Cage Endgame where he has to bring together all his characters to save the earth from his worst enemy

  • @timyuusis3372

    @timyuusis3372

    3 жыл бұрын

    His inability to turn down a role

  • @ashikjaman1940

    @ashikjaman1940

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@timyuusis3372 His crippling property debt

  • @gnbman

    @gnbman

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh yes. YES.

  • @gavensedgwick6516

    @gavensedgwick6516

    3 жыл бұрын

    All of Nicholas Cages characters vs the real Nicholas Cage.

  • @CthulusFavoriteTreat

    @CthulusFavoriteTreat

    3 жыл бұрын

    is this an apples to apples prompt? because if so, his worst enemy: himself

  • @joeschmo2448
    @joeschmo24483 жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie tony jaa fighting for 10 mins in any movie is a plus for me

  • @TimPortantno
    @TimPortantno3 жыл бұрын

    The reason classic actors like DeNiro, Pacino, and even Bruce Willis make these movies is partially because they collect their royalties through SAG, which requires you make one movie a year. So every year they take at least one of the easy paychecks you can have.

  • @chileno189

    @chileno189

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bruce Willis has only been starring in shitty straight to video films for years. I doubt that's just a matter of keeping his SAG card.

  • @nicktorch3949
    @nicktorch39493 жыл бұрын

    PLEASE watch the 2006 version of “Black Christmas” The plot points and acting are absolutely BONKERS

  • @doggo377

    @doggo377

    3 жыл бұрын

    YESSSSS

  • @sonofaquack6987

    @sonofaquack6987

    3 жыл бұрын

    A good or bad bonkers?

  • @nicktorch3949

    @nicktorch3949

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@sonofaquack6987 it's so random and extreme for no reason, and you can't help but continue watching just to see how much more ridiculous it can get

  • @secondcoming9789

    @secondcoming9789

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Isaac EDWARDS we don’t talk about that movie

  • @captainhook4258

    @captainhook4258

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Isaac EDWARDS yo ok as a feminist, that movie was so fucking stupid. (i'm including my feminism as a point to show even we thought it was horrible). it was literally just misandry and "men r bad >:( women r better :)" bullshit under the guise of a horror movie

  • @eviennedoux6656
    @eviennedoux66563 жыл бұрын

    After watching this movie, I couldn't believe we've been training Jiu-Jitsu incorrectly at our gym.

  • @dawsonedwards3220

    @dawsonedwards3220

    3 жыл бұрын

    After watching the movie I can’t believe I have been doing jiujitsu wrong, I have to let my coach know he’s teaching it wrong

  • @xxrapidfirexx08
    @xxrapidfirexx083 жыл бұрын

    Anyone realize that the story with the alien coming to earth to hunt people is legit the same exact story as predator? 😂

  • @L16htW4rr10r

    @L16htW4rr10r

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oooooooh shiet, I forget about that

  • @georgenelson4457

    @georgenelson4457

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep exactly what I thought but with kicking!🤣

  • @cementbox4430

    @cementbox4430

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’d say it’s more like the Predators movie, because in that they are all different violent type of people, instead of just scientists and some soldiers.

  • @starzriser9700

    @starzriser9700

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yup, that's what I thought. There's a few differences but the very basic plot is basically the same. So... Now we know what happens when you mix Predator + JuJitsu.

  • @doomspirospero
    @doomspirospero3 жыл бұрын

    I remember when Nick Cage came to Cyprus. It was even on the news, poor guy got harassed so much im surprised he lasted 3 days

  • @racism4lifee
    @racism4lifee3 жыл бұрын

    Everything is a masterpiece when daddy Cage is in it

  • @PANDEMONIUMBIATCH

    @PANDEMONIUMBIATCH

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ok........

  • @racism4lifee

    @racism4lifee

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@PANDEMONIUMBIATCH What? It's true

  • @fishyjell

    @fishyjell

    3 жыл бұрын

    Daddy cage 🤩💕💕♥️

  • @racism4lifee

    @racism4lifee

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fishyjell YES🥵💞💞

  • @rainbowroadthekilljoy8

    @rainbowroadthekilljoy8

    3 жыл бұрын

    69 likes, haha nice

  • @sbel6626
    @sbel66263 жыл бұрын

    Insane bad Nic Cage movies are like crack to me at this point

  • @aturtlehunter6250

    @aturtlehunter6250

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not nic cage's fault

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid3 жыл бұрын

    Can I say the best part of your reviews is when you become overaken by the insanity of whatever your watching that even YOU can't stop laughing? It's just so wholesome.

  • @martinmolina149
    @martinmolina1492 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for all your content, you’re getting me through this quarantine 🙏🏽

  • @spider-pig_05
    @spider-pig_053 жыл бұрын

    You gotta watch another Nick cage movie: Sorcerer's Apprentice

  • @hasuramapa4639

    @hasuramapa4639

    3 жыл бұрын

    Probably the last decently budgeted movie he was in. By the looks of it, it will be the very last of his career

  • @dalek3257

    @dalek3257

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hasuramapa4639 Decent Budgets Are Usually Around 25-60 Millions , That Movie Was 150 Millions And Only Made Back 215 Millions. Edit: It Was A Tent-Pole

  • @heartysquid

    @heartysquid

    3 жыл бұрын

    I actually.kinda liked that one

  • @spider-pig_05

    @spider-pig_05

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@heartysquid so did I, looking back it seems a bit cringy tho

  • @mahmoudgamal8044

    @mahmoudgamal8044

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's a good movie

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze23583 жыл бұрын

    “None of the characters are likable aside from Nic Cage” I’m not sure whether I appreciate the fact that you referred to the character as Nicholas cage or that Nicholas Cage can save any bad character more.

  • @heindrick_bazaar4446

    @heindrick_bazaar4446

    3 жыл бұрын

    You need to containt this movie, Bright....

  • @L16htW4rr10r

    @L16htW4rr10r

    3 жыл бұрын

    Knowing Dr Bright, he would find a way to make everything more... exciting

  • @mlembrant

    @mlembrant

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@L16htW4rr10r just look at the Bright side ^^

  • @coalbun1094
    @coalbun10942 жыл бұрын

    What you missed is that the director was also the creator of the comic the movie is based on, which is actually WORSE than the movie apparently. Still love this movie, downloaded the movie and just cropped it to only the hut scene

  • @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht
    @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht3 жыл бұрын

    This is the closest thing we got to "Cage vs. Predator". The enemy in this movie could've been a Predator who just really liked fighting, and we know they're honorable warriors, so it would've fit perfectly. Predators also have guns that do the aiming for them, so just one would've been far more challenging for the heroes to fight.

  • @assbalonkerful
    @assbalonkerful3 жыл бұрын

    I cant think of any reason this movie is called Jujitsu other than the fact that the audience will have to mentally wrestle with the notion of what they just watched and they may want to tap out by before its over...

  • @BabylonPhonetics_11

    @BabylonPhonetics_11

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wanted to end the cruel charade, until they showed Cage again, then morbid curiosity overwhelmed my ability to tap out

  • @marshan1226

    @marshan1226

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @cream3281
    @cream32813 жыл бұрын

    Nicolas Cage: Is in another bad movie Elvis: *Profit.*

  • @toddskie
    @toddskie3 жыл бұрын

    I am a Irish descendent, now listen Elvis.... we only leave the bar to fight if we are drinking whiskey in there, Or anything else.

  • @chumbyrat

    @chumbyrat

    3 жыл бұрын

    huh

  • @claroandrade4272
    @claroandrade42723 жыл бұрын

    Someone really fights JIU JITSU in this movie?

  • @sayamatz
    @sayamatz3 жыл бұрын

    I love that nic cage, at some point, just decided to stop doing semi-normal movies

  • @championboy4782

    @championboy4782

    3 жыл бұрын

    Meh, I hear he's in debt and that's why he never turns down a role. And now he's almost out paid it so we got a year or two of insane nic cage.

  • @sayamatz

    @sayamatz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@championboy4782 then I'll enjoy every last minute of them...being explained to me by movie summary channels

  • @championboy4782

    @championboy4782

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sayamatz likewise

  • @nattyice23

    @nattyice23

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sayamatz honestly man you should try watching some of them. They’re a ton of fun. I enjoy watching bad movies ironically though so maybe its just me

  • @arcanehornet
    @arcanehornet3 жыл бұрын

    For all the shit in 2020, we at least got a Nic Cage movie

  • @TDP8837

    @TDP8837

    3 жыл бұрын

    indeed

  • @fightarrow9421

    @fightarrow9421

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love your icon

  • @arcanehornet

    @arcanehornet

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fightarrow9421 thanks^^ hollow knight is one of my favorite games ever. Such a great game.

  • @fightarrow9421

    @fightarrow9421

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hollow knight is also one of favorite games. Can't wait for silksong to be released

  • @Sketchy_Dood

    @Sketchy_Dood

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah the shitest one, quite fitting for this year

  • @memehierarchy6226
    @memehierarchy62262 жыл бұрын

    You haven't seen kickboxer? It's legit a fantastic fighting movie classic

  • @shanelucchesi2734
    @shanelucchesi2734 Жыл бұрын

    A movie about jujitsu with no jujitsu in it makes sense

  • @AlfredSoul
    @AlfredSoul3 жыл бұрын

    "Kick-Ass" also has a first-person sequence, which is pretty good actually. Coincidentally also starring Nicolas Cage.

  • @zatrat5696

    @zatrat5696

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeahhh

  • @sorosspy

    @sorosspy

    2 жыл бұрын

    I totally forgot he was in Kick-Ass,I finally understood why I thought as a kid that the big batman man is kinda weird lmfao

  • @Garrettsamuel98

    @Garrettsamuel98

    Жыл бұрын

    Big Daddy!

  • @biguwubill
    @biguwubill3 жыл бұрын

    i feel like elvis is just becoming a masochist with the way he’s suffering through all of these movies

  • @ruesylvester

    @ruesylvester

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@brundlefly45 why not both?

  • @bobmus6241
    @bobmus62413 жыл бұрын

    I think Nick cage is just helping smaller film crews. Probably to the point where he probably doesn't care about the script, and says he will be there. Seems like a nice guy to do such things.

  • @djraxx068
    @djraxx0683 жыл бұрын

    "We're going to build a wall and the alien is going to pay for it"

  • @DaKevke
    @DaKevke3 жыл бұрын

    "Not even Nicholas Cage could save 2020" :(

  • @cinnamon4086

    @cinnamon4086

    3 жыл бұрын

    : (

  • @selenay7842
    @selenay78423 жыл бұрын

    Why he's rocking the same Jesus christ look in every recent movie of him? It's like he's going through a long hair phase and every director just accepts it instead of changing his look for the movie

  • @gabrielaharries8149

    @gabrielaharries8149

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nic doesn't change for you, YOU change everything for Nic

  • @jakespruce1459

    @jakespruce1459

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nobody disrespects "The Cage".

  • @isabellajemica

    @isabellajemica

    3 жыл бұрын

    He want to look like critikal

  • @aryaveersingh7339

    @aryaveersingh7339

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's like Jesus if Jesus's blood turned to Mountain Dew and not wine, and his flesh turns to Doritos. Gamer Jesus

  • @PETSEMATARYTWO

    @PETSEMATARYTWO

    3 жыл бұрын

    mandy seems to be the only movie where they were like *gun* CUT UR FUCKIN HAIR

  • @Zach_Beebe
    @Zach_Beebe2 жыл бұрын

    Proof that even bad reviews help is that I hadn't heard of this movie until scrolling through old Elvis videos.

  • @brandoncarlson2862
    @brandoncarlson28622 жыл бұрын

    I saw Ong Bak years ago and I could never, for the life of me, remember what it was called. Thank you Elvis for talking about Tony Jaa and showing that clip so I could google and figure out the name of the movies I’ve been wanting to rewatch for years.

  • @10N6D4rKD4Y
    @10N6D4rKD4Y3 жыл бұрын

    As someone who actually does jiu jitsu, that ain't it chief. It's a shame some people will think this dumpster fire is as serious as real jiu jitsu. God help us...

  • @davidlevesquesr3341
    @davidlevesquesr33413 жыл бұрын

    Hardcore Henry is the most underrated movie ever

  • @OpqHMg

    @OpqHMg

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was really painful to watch

  • @DewaKrishna_

    @DewaKrishna_

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@OpqHMg how so

  • @timothyortiz403

    @timothyortiz403

    3 жыл бұрын

    Please shut up

  • @miks2819

    @miks2819

    3 жыл бұрын

    Youre right but its literally a one time watch

  • @stevus23

    @stevus23

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fact

  • @icircumcisedmonkeysafterfo4781
    @icircumcisedmonkeysafterfo47813 жыл бұрын

    Wait they have a way for cloaking themselves from the alien yet they don't use it whatsoever against it?

  • @visiti2309
    @visiti23092 жыл бұрын

    Youre right, im so excited and want to check this jiu jitsu movie just because you spill it 😅

  • @babaganoush6392
    @babaganoush63923 жыл бұрын

    i just watched vampires kiss, its an incredible masterpeice

  • @faro8784

    @faro8784

    3 жыл бұрын

    He’s a vampire! He’s a vampire!

  • @bigcock8900

    @bigcock8900

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's my favorite Nic Cage movie and it has been for over 10 years, I love that movie so much

  • @Jdsteele96

    @Jdsteele96

    3 жыл бұрын

    Watching that movie for the first time having never heard of it and knowing nothing about it, was quite the experience.

  • @Jess-wj2xb

    @Jess-wj2xb

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I agree it's one of my absolute favorites, never gets old

  • @justconnnoor

    @justconnnoor

    3 жыл бұрын

    TOO LATE! TOO LATE!

  • @jakefoley9539
    @jakefoley95393 жыл бұрын

    The sad thing is they cast Frank Grillo as some generic tough guy when he's easily the most talented actor in this movie.

  • @tiaaaron3278

    @tiaaaron3278

    3 жыл бұрын

    I hope he comes back in MCU. His character deserved more screentime

  • @umachan9286

    @umachan9286

    3 жыл бұрын

    Second most talented. First place goes to Nic Cage.

  • @jakefoley9539

    @jakefoley9539

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@umachan9286 I'm gonna assume that's sarcasm.

  • @umachan9286

    @umachan9286

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jakefoley9539 Assume all you want but Nic Cage wins because he's Nic Cage.

  • @wojtuswojtus317

    @wojtuswojtus317

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jakefoley9539 No, the fact is that Nick is an amazing actor. But, like Bruce Willis, he is not even pretend to care anymore.

  • @connorcowan7606
    @connorcowan76063 жыл бұрын

    The official Walmart Podcast (yes, it is actually a thing) has a bit where one of the hosts says: "If Nicholas Cage is still making movies, you can do anything!"

  • @kulebra2990
    @kulebra29903 жыл бұрын

    Your videos are so entertaining 😂😂😂

  • @ianisawesome778
    @ianisawesome7783 жыл бұрын

    Sooo... He's basically a discount, less skilled, Predator?

  • @fr0ck360

    @fr0ck360

    2 жыл бұрын

    He even has an infrared vision

  • @titilyhoho

    @titilyhoho

    2 жыл бұрын

    i was indeed surprised the top comment wasn't this.

  • @justyuri797

    @justyuri797

    2 жыл бұрын

    yes, first thing in my mind too.

  • @HUNTR11

    @HUNTR11

    2 жыл бұрын

    So it's that super predator from the last movie?

  • @stygianmoon1716
    @stygianmoon17163 жыл бұрын

    Hollwood could literally make a movie out of anything.. who else is hyped for the new CHAIRS: The Movie ?????

  • @antisociallyoldschool2806

    @antisociallyoldschool2806

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now with exclusive in depth die hard English teachers as the writers!

  • @thomascella6162

    @thomascella6162

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m not kidding, they’re making a movie about (get this) BOBBLEHEADS.

  • @paulette6655

    @paulette6655

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is it an adaptation from the Broadway musical "Chairs: the musical"?

  • @AK-tw7uq

    @AK-tw7uq

    3 жыл бұрын

    ThE sEcReT lIfE oF cHaIrS

  • @R1ptide_Drag0n

    @R1ptide_Drag0n

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thomascella6162 What I need context

  • @imboofingit8684
    @imboofingit86843 жыл бұрын

    Meme-able moment, when Nick cage says "he's crazy... Like me!!🥴"

  • @undeadsecret
    @undeadsecret3 жыл бұрын

    any first person sequence is going to be hard to nail. the viewers eyes aren't always going to want to follow the narrative of the camera's movement, and it breaks away from the full immersion that i think they're trying to attain. which is why first person games work so well, you get that perspective while still having full control over what and when you view something.

  • @ickycat4380
    @ickycat43803 жыл бұрын

    *is holding loaded gun* “nah i think I’ll just run at this unarmed person”

  • @samsonmcharaly8536
    @samsonmcharaly85363 жыл бұрын

    I still love how the Hookey Pookey scene in “Mom And Dad” was before the parents went crazy

  • @heavenly2k
    @heavenly2k3 жыл бұрын

    This alien actually looked dope. Just not very alien-like.

  • @bakonman6611
    @bakonman66113 жыл бұрын

    This sounds like such a cool concept

  • @TibsPlays
    @TibsPlays3 жыл бұрын

    Someone needs to write a script, pick a cast, create the setting, design a general direction for the plot to go in, then just unleash Nicholas Cage to do whatever he wants and instruct the actors to respond accordingly.

  • @Duffrey_von_Quack

    @Duffrey_von_Quack

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mandy?

  • @MaryJane-tp3qd
    @MaryJane-tp3qd3 жыл бұрын

    Just randomly seeing my name is earl with a “hey crab man” scene got me 😂

  • @watchgrassgrow32

    @watchgrassgrow32

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank God Crab Man survived, literally the only thing I cared about.

  • @muhammadwaqas6102

    @muhammadwaqas6102

    3 жыл бұрын

    God damn the amount of weed jokes you must've heard your life. Hopefully you dont have a cousin named Billie jean

  • @dustincutshall1021

    @dustincutshall1021

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right!

  • @MaryJane-tp3qd

    @MaryJane-tp3qd

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@muhammadwaqas6102 I don’t ! And I make them so often and many people use it for pick up lines . I like to say when I introduce myself it’s like my forehead says “make a pun make a pun” 😂 I do have a great cousin named Barbie who married a ken ! 😳😂

  • @yig_501

    @yig_501

    2 жыл бұрын

    hey crabman hey earl lol what a great show

  • @Yulfyr
    @Yulfyr3 жыл бұрын

    Halfway through the video I forgot the movie had aliens until you brought it back up xD

  • @GrisouIII
    @GrisouIII2 жыл бұрын

    « Blank slates that punch » I laughed for 5 min straight at this dead-on description. I will borrow this at the first opportunity.

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu2373 жыл бұрын

    Here are some movies I'd like you to review: Fever Lake: A moronic horror film that has Mario Lopez and Bo Hopkins XX: An incredibly stupid "horror" anthology, with 4 stories that are insanely incompetent Dracula 3000: An alien vampire from the planet Transylvania. Need I say more? Airplane Mode: The comedy equivalent of cancer thinks he can remake the greatest comedy ever made. He thought wrong. Wicker Man: Seeing as you review Nic Cage movies, it only makes sense for you to review the most infamous Nic Cage movie. Stiff Odds: An obscure bad movie classic. Exorcist 2: The Heretic: The most insane sequel of all time. Book Of Screts Blair Witch 2: An awful movie that barely has anything to do with its predecessor

  • @patrikmiles9342

    @patrikmiles9342

    3 жыл бұрын

    isnt xx 3 stories not 4

  • @jeremyusreevu237

    @jeremyusreevu237

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@patrikmiles9342 No, pretty sure it's 4. There's the box, the birthday party, the one that rips off Rosemary's baby, and Don't Fall. That's 4.

  • @daanhenkelman6167

    @daanhenkelman6167

    3 жыл бұрын

    didnt he already review XX? i couldve sworn i know about it through his channel

  • @patrikmiles9342

    @patrikmiles9342

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@daanhenkelman6167 it was ihe that already reviewed it and you probably know it from

  • @the0naysayer

    @the0naysayer

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg fever lake

  • @iSOBigD
    @iSOBigD3 жыл бұрын

    So the movie is called "Jiu Jitsu", but they fight with swords and do kung fu or muay thai. Why...is it called...Jiu Jitsu?

  • @neoluthuli3254

    @neoluthuli3254

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just like the reboot Karate Kid that takes place in China. It was suppose to be called Kungu Fu Kid

  • @DUDB302

    @DUDB302

    3 жыл бұрын

    Reasons apparently they did zero research about what jiu jitsu is hahahaha

  • @seanmma5771

    @seanmma5771

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DUDB302 😂

  • @Nopers_

    @Nopers_

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’m more shocked anyone would actually expect anything from a movie like this than the fact that they do not care.

  • @christopherdaniel5919
    @christopherdaniel59193 жыл бұрын

    Well, now you got me curious. So I guess you made the Lasso company some money. Good work, bro🤘

  • @Someguywithalotoftism
    @Someguywithalotoftism2 жыл бұрын

    I love how in a movie called jiu jitsu they don't use jiu jitsu

  • @seanmma5771

    @seanmma5771

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @nordaemonn84
    @nordaemonn843 жыл бұрын

    Brax is pretty much an unholy fusion between the Predator and a Genji main.

  • @crowdemon_archives

    @crowdemon_archives

    3 жыл бұрын

    With ridiculous healing apparently

  • @YoAblaze
    @YoAblaze3 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, I wouldn’t turn down any roles unless they were REALLY bad because, ya know, money 😂

  • @yukikanegawa7470

    @yukikanegawa7470

    3 жыл бұрын

    At least he's almost out of debt from what I heard.

  • @yamum6498

    @yamum6498

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sais the prosty.

  • @saber-like7857

    @saber-like7857

    3 жыл бұрын

    You gotta also consider the fallout from a really high profile flop. Sure, it might make you money, but then you might have trouble getting more roles in the future. Natalie Portman said it was so hard to find roles for a while after she did Star Wars. Nicolas Cage is in a spot in his career where he can be in garbage and it won't hurt him. For a new actor on the scene, it could kill your career.

  • @murilofaria8819

    @murilofaria8819

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's literally Cage to his agent

  • @hopepapernacky

    @hopepapernacky

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, the bad ones get you memed, and memes get you famous, and fame gets you money, and it’s a cycle of pain

  • @pixiedust6630
    @pixiedust66303 жыл бұрын

    You made me laugh so much. Made me forget my stress for a minute. Hahahaha thank you

  • @joequinn7000
    @joequinn70003 жыл бұрын

    10/10 video cause of the Simpsons hit n run music in the background love you alien 👽

  • @mrmayo5905
    @mrmayo59053 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: the director of this movie is also the writer of the comic. And I’m willing to bet that’s because he wanted a studio to pick it up, and making it an adaptation of an existing property made that easier.

  • @rebeccascott2197
    @rebeccascott21973 жыл бұрын

    Without Nic it just seems like an Asylum version of Predator

  • @trava4156
    @trava41562 жыл бұрын

    God I love your reviews

  • @friendlyinternetghost
    @friendlyinternetghost2 жыл бұрын

    the middle finger isn't an insult, it means "peace among worlds." 😂

  • @marcelysern215
    @marcelysern2153 жыл бұрын

    This movie isn’t good but do you know what is, the new Elvis the alien plushie

  • @yute

    @yute

    Жыл бұрын

    Secret Elvis account?

  • @zuckio5496
    @zuckio54963 жыл бұрын

    Remember when Nicholas was in National Treasure? Good times....

  • @hnfnamia6605

    @hnfnamia6605

    2 жыл бұрын

    I knew him from that movie

  • @GrosvnerMcaffrey

    @GrosvnerMcaffrey

    2 жыл бұрын

    How about face off?

  • @SwishMajor
    @SwishMajor3 жыл бұрын

    I love how u relish in the mysery of others

  • @Pepsi_Addicted
    @Pepsi_Addicted4 ай бұрын

    nic cages agent spends his day rejecting crazy scripts all day and when he meets nic in the evening, nic brings a bunch of these scripts that he got his hands on personally and is super hyped for each and every one of them. and his agent just does the picard facepalm. thats how I imagine it

  • @akatuski420davis6
    @akatuski420davis63 жыл бұрын

    When Elvis isn't impressed about your alien, you messed up

  • @mt.sefuri3909
    @mt.sefuri39093 жыл бұрын

    "you're allowed to be stupid" 10 mins later "this is stupid"

  • @CynicalGear
    @CynicalGear2 жыл бұрын

    There was one really cool shot during that first person view. The character gets knocked down in first person and then gets back up out of first person.

  • @mcmoose64
    @mcmoose642 жыл бұрын

    Frank Grillo had a Netflix reality series , Fight World , in which he travels the world , immerses himself in the local marshal arts culture , and basically gets his arse kicked. It's worth a look , the best thing about it is that he doesn't have to act .

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