Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Monologue
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The 90th Oscars - Live Oscar Sunday March 4th 8 e | 5 p
Jimmy’s opening monologue from the 2017 #Oscars.
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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy-winning "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show.
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Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, KZread Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo.
Now in its fifteenth season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon.
Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Monologue
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All the millions of people watching the Oscars thinking Jimmy is disrespectful to matt. Not knowing it's all a joke :D
@Moscato_Moscato
7 жыл бұрын
ClubSoda Matt had it coming anyway! #TeamKimmel
@willyssmooth8917
7 жыл бұрын
Matt Damon's a racist - great job on showing his, huge "wall" movie flop - worst of 2017
@Moscato_Moscato
7 жыл бұрын
Willy S Smooth actually to be fair, the director of the film is Chinese and personally wanted an American Actor to attract American audiences
@genericname34
7 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows it's a joke...
@The_yeffy1
7 жыл бұрын
ClubSoda *thousands of people watching
Just show us Guillermo taking tequila shots with all the actors
@prussianswedish5041
7 жыл бұрын
aelic7 ikr
@willyssmooth8917
7 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Guillermo isn't backstage passed out, face down ass up
@scumdog88
7 жыл бұрын
Willy S Smooth lmao
@YourxNamexHerexD
7 жыл бұрын
Frfr
@meagain1703
7 жыл бұрын
aelic7 that's what I'm waiting for 😂
Imagine Ricky Gervais hosting the Oscars.... What a carnage it would be
@johnnyten12
4 жыл бұрын
Gina Repetto people don’t like to hear the truth but it’s low key funny
@harrycui9046
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine Donald trump hosting the Oscars, it would be worse
@cnmg7121
4 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais said once that he does not host to satisfy the egos in the room, he doesn't play ball. He hosts to entertain the spectators watching in the sofa. I get what he means, but this kind of award is actually to celebrate the egos in the room.
@Covey7342
4 жыл бұрын
CN MG That’s because Ricky understands that without us, the spectators, Hollywood wouldn’t exist. All the actors would just be normal people with normal jobs, just like the rest of us.
@arvindboghar446
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine Dave chapelle
That's how you come back off a joke that didn't bang "the only happy ending we saw was in the middle of Moonlight" -silence- " you didn't see it, did you"
@anybodycanart
4 жыл бұрын
Sid Iyer I didn't get that.
@Walperion_Music
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I didnt' see that but I can tell it was the best joke of the monologue.
@coolarunmohan
4 жыл бұрын
It was premeditated......he wasn't expecting it to get a big laugh
4 жыл бұрын
I think everyone gets it, it just takes a second or two to get in.
@CarlosDaniel-gj3if
3 жыл бұрын
#
"Smooth move dumbass." Ahahahahahaha
@David_F97
7 жыл бұрын
Faceless Keeper - Neil deGrasse Tyson.
@fridjon13
7 жыл бұрын
I thought i commented on this video and was like... WHAT !
@lindaleon4169
7 жыл бұрын
Nick bgmcnhbouhhjunnookkp
@AJ-er5hn
7 жыл бұрын
the voice crack got me
"black people saved nasa,and white people saved jazz."Lmao too funny
@chadbaker3117
7 жыл бұрын
no, racist jokes stopped being funny when BLM started
@mikeleeson7098
7 жыл бұрын
Chad Baker its not racist
@chadbaker3117
7 жыл бұрын
Mike Leeson yes it is
@MrMatik-dl4sq
7 жыл бұрын
Flash That is a great sign that we still have a shot in this effed up country.
@tarighashim3690
7 жыл бұрын
That was the top joke of the night for me... and Jimmy Kimmel is definitely not racist
Matt and Jimmy must be really close friends in real life.
@peelslowly28
4 жыл бұрын
They wouldn't be able to keep this up so long if they weren't
@riad1717
3 жыл бұрын
Wtf.... they are arch enemies
@olivia6063
3 жыл бұрын
@@riad1717 Nope. That's just an act.
@chrisbelay4389
3 жыл бұрын
Thats only Show - Nothing else
@abhinavtheape5683
3 жыл бұрын
They are star crossed enemies
The Meryl Streep part was the funniest and best.
@15Candles
3 жыл бұрын
Well almost every year, Meryl gets an Oscar nom and she's starting to careless about her winning because she has too much nomination 😂😂
@i_know_it_all
2 жыл бұрын
@@15Candles Jimmy was quoting the former disgraced twice impeached one term loser president who said Meryl was overrated. It had not much to do with her being careless but I imagine that's how it is at this point.
@Benyikoko
2 жыл бұрын
Especially the fact that everybody stood up! I laughed so hard
If you saw Fallon's Golden Globe monologue, you'd know Kimmel's was way better.
@lalisitabonita
7 жыл бұрын
Deadpool they are incomparable but fallon has a wider fan base because of his skits w timberlake/relationships w celebs. ppl dont know substance... kimmel is always great !
@jyggaswoop2774
7 жыл бұрын
Fallon is just not witty not his fault
@ImEmilyThorne
7 жыл бұрын
Kimmel is always better.
@Buxenwolf
7 жыл бұрын
I like Conan and Kimmel :)
@hotstuff400
7 жыл бұрын
Kimmel is smooth!
Well, I have to admit, I didn't expected Jimmy to host the Oscars so good. I'm impressed.
@SalvableRuin
7 жыл бұрын
Nameless so WELL* Learn English.
@amyelizabeth529
7 жыл бұрын
뿡뿡! ^__^ Nameless may be in the process learning English as a 2nd or 3rd language. His remarks were comprehensible even with errors in grammar & spelling. So don't be so quick to criticize.
@vimranviotta
7 жыл бұрын
뿡뿡! ^__^ u kinda harsh😐
@tristan7844
7 жыл бұрын
you expected the other Jimmy to do a better job?
@heyheyheyheyheyhey76
7 жыл бұрын
The irony was in most abundantly copious fashion that night haha. I love it. Going on such a sarcastic lampoon, badass.
That moment when everyone stood up for Meryl Streep was so touching. Brought me to tears.
Meryl laughing and hiding is so funny and adorable
@hannahsophia5301
Жыл бұрын
YES
The *ONLY* Jimmy that should host is Kimmel
@reececunningham6024
7 жыл бұрын
Saville
@joejoyce692
7 жыл бұрын
Reece Cunningham 😂😂😂😂
@lukess.s
7 жыл бұрын
Jaye Maelle Jimmy Cliff?
@bunnisnuggl8813
7 жыл бұрын
Jimmy was awesome, funny as hell!
@charankanwalchopra5217
7 жыл бұрын
Jaye Maelle Hell yeah!!!
Matt Damon ROASTED
@singhn6032
7 жыл бұрын
Ponytail movie.... 😂
@Necronite
7 жыл бұрын
Nirmal Singh-Compton cringe
@VedoLeStelle5
7 жыл бұрын
*"smooth move, dumbass"*
@Four-ec1mr
6 жыл бұрын
Nah
"we just wrote her name down out of habit" Dang!! kimmel!! sooooo funny.
Meryl Streep be like.. Why on earth it had to be Jimmy? 😢 Matt Damon: Get used to it😂
@striperross4975
3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy had to do it because of the feud between President Trump and Meryll Streep. Trump tweeted that Meryll Streep is an 'overrated' actress.
@t_r_a_v_e_l_l_e_r
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👌👌
Everywhere I look, in the background, there's a marvel character just sitting there. 😂
@TridentVruinzTheSniper
7 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Storm lmao
@crazynakedpandas
7 жыл бұрын
Ethan Storm Same thoughts LoL
@lopfi4366
7 жыл бұрын
and the DCEU won an oscar before the MCU
@OKANGUVEN99
7 жыл бұрын
They have to have good security don't they? Okay it wasn't a good joke ı know.
@wallyjackson9543
7 жыл бұрын
lopfi lottfi For makeup please stop pretending like it matters.
I love Kimmel's satirical humour, so good at roasting everyone equally
@AussieTVMusic
7 жыл бұрын
The right way to do it.
@mikerrnm
7 жыл бұрын
Krisna k What a great feminist he is
@gusdupree9076
7 жыл бұрын
Xenomous that's what ir mom said
@Phelie315
7 жыл бұрын
... yeah or just hard-to pronounce names. I'm white and have a pretty common German (as in: white) name, but the amount of English-speaking folks who frequently butcher it, make fun of it or simply change it ... dude. But I get it, if it's a name you're not used to it seems odd, maybe funny, and sometimes hard to pronounce, I have that problem with Irish or a lot of Eastern European names for example (also white names.) So I don't think this is a racial issue here, it's just people generally having a tendency to make fun of names that seem unusual to them. But also maybe this works differently in the USA than here in Europe, I don't know. Here white people frequently have unusual names as well and get made fun of for them (which is fine as long as it's in good fun for everyone involved, but terrible when it turns to bullying, obviously!).
@TheTompinai
7 жыл бұрын
full of hatred..
Jimmy’s not my favorite but you gotta love how he called everyone out for not actually seeing Moonlight
@emanuelcarvalho8510
3 жыл бұрын
i didnt get the joke lol did you??
@alosim1541
3 жыл бұрын
@@emanuelcarvalho8510 it wasn’t so much a joke as just an obvious jab at fake people. Those who praise certain movies when they don’t even watch them but still say how good they are cause it’ll get good press
@doc8013
3 жыл бұрын
@@alosim1541 bingo!
I love how Matt Damon was one of the first ones to jump off his seat to give Meryl “torally undeserved round of applause” 😂
Jimmy Kimmel did an outstanding job. His jokes were funny, the crowd laughed, his timing was perfect. Jimmy and Matt's skit was hilarious as usual.
@zainkhanrealtor8198
7 жыл бұрын
jack flash - Jimmy was great!!! One of, if not, the best Oscar(s)!
@relativelybasic
7 жыл бұрын
He actually flopped the joke about the middle part in moonlight being the only happy ending. But he recovered well.
@XJLCA
7 жыл бұрын
Don't actually get that joke, can you explain?
@gunzpk3r
7 жыл бұрын
In the middle of the movie, there's a handjob scene
@tonymontana4284
7 жыл бұрын
What show are you watching it was so lame and boring Jimmy is just another un funny no talent like Howard stern who sold out.
Jimmy did an amazing job hosting the Oscars: very funny and the feud with Matt Damon is hilarious😂 Well done!👏👏
@JovanFB
7 жыл бұрын
i hope it continues in the afterlife too
@heyheyheyheyheyhey76
7 жыл бұрын
He was awesome, my favorite along with Jackman. Love Kimmel's irony. Brutally sarcastic and it's epic. Really satire.
@rosieharesign2776
7 жыл бұрын
Vale Frenchy can
@VulturePG
7 жыл бұрын
Worst host ever man it's was racist the whole entire show
@popeye697
7 жыл бұрын
VulturePG ?????? Donald? is that you?
4:56 INDIAN GUILLERMO IN THE BACK
@praduhhhhhctions
4 жыл бұрын
I WAS WAITING FOR THISSS
@retroastronaut1000
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Tory-T
4 жыл бұрын
Omgg lmao
@saujatyamandal6846
3 жыл бұрын
Duddde 😂😂
@alanatransify
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Can we just take a second and acknowledge that Scar Jo and Chris Evans are sitting next to each other being a fantastic duo as always :P
@grimmywizard
3 жыл бұрын
Cap and Nat undercover.
I was so satisfied after he mentioned Matt Damon #longestrunningjoke
@sephirothrikusora
7 жыл бұрын
hope it continues on. Still not getting old.
@saeedvazirian
7 жыл бұрын
#itsnotthatlong
@Gingerbear_24
7 жыл бұрын
albamessifabregas they had issues for real?i have no idea. Lol or his just jokin'
@gusdupree9076
7 жыл бұрын
Saeed Vazirian that is what she said
@PalmerS05
7 жыл бұрын
Nesthy Adventures Nah, it's just a joke. They're both in on it.
Black people saved NASA and White people saved jazz. that's we call progress😀😀😂
@nqi87
7 жыл бұрын
what movie had white people saving jazz?
@richeyadam7999
6 жыл бұрын
well wtf thought you were dead ?
@antonystepic4624
6 жыл бұрын
harsh shelar I
@rajatburman5050
6 жыл бұрын
harsh shelar what movie had black people save NASA ?
@dveiwer
6 жыл бұрын
Rajat Burman Hidden Figures
I love anything involving Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon.... These two are hilarious 😂😂
@jujujewel2172
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too, double attraction deal, they are good together
@15Candles
3 жыл бұрын
If only Kimmel hosted the Oscars and then Matt Damon interrupted his speech
@lindildeev5721
Жыл бұрын
@@15Candles He did that at the Emmy's.
I just love that when Jimmy talks about Matt, is like he's advertising Matt's movie, he's actually helping Matt 😂
"Black people saved NASA and white people saved Jazz. That's what we call progress" Damn true 😂
@sakshamgupta8118
5 жыл бұрын
what did he mean by that?
@DrRAZI99
5 жыл бұрын
I feel like that was kinda racist if you ask me
@jess218
5 жыл бұрын
Skm3r it was making fun of the stereotypes that white men can work for nasa and black people do jazz. if people stop being so sensitive we can make these jokes and make actual progress 😉
@NamHoang-xn9ts
5 жыл бұрын
saksham gupta you watch La La Land and Hidden Figures and you will understand what he said :)
@abbie1521
5 жыл бұрын
saksham gupta well, historically speaking, white people created nasa and black people created jazz. so to have the roles reversed is seen as progression.
I love how quick Matt Damon was to stand up for Meryl Streep.
@pelvis_assley
6 жыл бұрын
And that awkward clap of Nicole Kidman at 7:47 lol
@RahulKumar-ng2gh
6 жыл бұрын
He seems like a child clapping for his hero
@taiga6615
6 жыл бұрын
because he is 😂
@iM1NG
6 жыл бұрын
she forgot how to clap
@bay5854
6 жыл бұрын
Ming Chan she was worried everyone was going to pick on her clapping again 😂😂
3:20 it warms my heart how hard Octavia Spencer cracks up at this joke
I love the bromance between Matt and Jimmy, it's very funny! And the bit about Meryl Streep was genius!!! But I had a little problem: I couldn't keep my eyes away from Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson sitting beside each other!!!!!!!!!
@coolmatrix15
7 жыл бұрын
Emma aziz where?
@dogelydong8027
7 жыл бұрын
behind Denzel
@adelleelizabeth920
7 жыл бұрын
Emma aziz SAME!!!!!!!!
@bambi_bbholic6343
7 жыл бұрын
Emma Aziz-thankfully m not the only one.. :D
@BitchPleeaassee
7 жыл бұрын
Look at the beautiful people! They're so amazing! Worship them!
He did a very good job hosting the Oscars
@Speedo1391
5 жыл бұрын
Let's get this guys likes updated, it's 2019 after all!!!
@franconysus
5 жыл бұрын
Nice joke
@57yearoldjamesbond
5 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious
@adish7839
5 жыл бұрын
better than ellen
@abdulmalikaltaiyeb4850
5 жыл бұрын
Rehan Verma I don’t think so ur just saying that out of hate for Ellen
Jeff Bezos looks like he's going back to the office to scream at some people.
@johna7942
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
Did anyone notice that Nicole Kidman missed her own hand when she was trying to clap?
@sahilpanwar4124
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@lonewolf7873
4 жыл бұрын
She's beautiful, thats what matters the most 😇
@praduhhhhhctions
4 жыл бұрын
She was scared that the diamonds would fall off. 😂😂
@Ash-1803
4 жыл бұрын
@@lonewolf7873 Nah being competent also matters
@onpointsolo4877
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
6:12 Viggo's half smile is so sweet
"Nice dress, is that an Ivanka?" :D
@vee3541
7 жыл бұрын
bollox21 I don't get it what's an Ivanka?
@YodaMasterOfTheUniverse
7 жыл бұрын
vishruth BM ivanka trump
@livvy94
7 жыл бұрын
It's a reference to Kellyanne Conway promoting Ivanka Trump's clothing brand in an interview on the news, which she was reprimanded for shortly afterward.
@mariusbancila
7 жыл бұрын
Savage.
@BrothaDoug
7 жыл бұрын
I died at that.
“sMoOtH moVe dUmAsS” That voicecrack tho
@papiguzmann3534
4 жыл бұрын
Thought I was the only one who heard that “VoIcEcRaCk”😭😭😭😂😂
@anonym58063
3 жыл бұрын
The voicecrack made it even funnier imo
Put Jimmy every year. He knows how to be satirical and joke around without being disrespectful and all the celebrities seem to like him.
I'm so glad they chose Jimmy Kimmel over awkward Jimmy Fallon .
@SWLinPHX
7 жыл бұрын
Fallon already hosted the Golden Globes last month.
@idris1486
7 жыл бұрын
SWLinPHX Kimmel hosted the Emmys too
@SWLinPHX
7 жыл бұрын
Yes, I know. That's partially how and why he got this gig.
@Matches771
7 жыл бұрын
I think Fallon is a good guy. I just can't stand his artificial laugh sometimes. Glad they went with Jimmy though! He's done a good job imo.
@discountbrains
7 жыл бұрын
To me Fallon is not funny at all and a bit weird. He looks strange too. I have noticed he reads his jokes off his cue cards pretty well on his monologue. Last time I saw him he had Michelle Obama on. Why do these showbiz types want to keep bringing that hideous thing on?
"Remember last year when it seemed like the Oscars were racist?" LMAO Jimmy i'm done
@JohnDoe-gw9vs
6 жыл бұрын
Olivia95 FULL OSCARS SHOW ON MY CHANNEL, WATCH BEFORE ITS TAKEN DOWN
He did an AMAZING job and the shoutout to Meryl had me in tears!♥️ And this year yet another nomination! Wow.
I love this everyone starts laughing before he names Matt Damon.
well done Jimmy, well done
@FreakGuitarShow
7 жыл бұрын
ksi video?
@oscarmalibu5215
6 жыл бұрын
Well Done,Indeed,"The Vox"! GREAT! :)
@meanstreak110
6 жыл бұрын
The Vox hey thanks! idk what I did but thanks👈_😎_👉
"I'd like to bury the hatchet with someone whom I've had issues with." And the the look on Matt Damon's face. Just awesome 😂😂
5:05 black widow and captain america on stand by... just in case...
@deepmistry1471
5 жыл бұрын
marvel for life😂
@hlzkop9
4 жыл бұрын
@@deepmistry1471 both dead >.> guess something must have went wrong there
@deepmistry1471
4 жыл бұрын
@@hlzkop9 Cap isn't dead yet.they show him older
@unkown4047
4 жыл бұрын
They gonna throw Jimmy on the top of the building to confess about the Hydra.
@imagiman893
3 жыл бұрын
Ashish Bisht 5:17 and Captain Marvel as well
Do you know who I would love to see host the oscars? Graham norton, for those of you who haven't heard of him, he's an Irish chat show host in the UK. Give his show a chance, he really is a hilarious host who knows how to make a good show. Hope he gets this job soon. Also I'd just like to add, taraji p. Henson is looking absolutely stunning 😍
@dteenagewitch360
6 жыл бұрын
Michael Cain yaaasss but i dont think oscar would hire a brit
@hillarymahomei6286
6 жыл бұрын
Graham Norton pls
@ilovebeingprecious
6 жыл бұрын
He can get the BAFTA
@estyak8780
6 жыл бұрын
totally...norton is a fantastic host.
@outcast935
6 жыл бұрын
Luthfa Shabrina Rodger Moore hosted the Oscars
Jimmy Kimmel did a great job but the when I saw Scarlett sitting next to Chris I was like 👀 MY FAVORITES
@carolinaferreira9328
7 жыл бұрын
Jessica Budiasa yesssss same here 😍
@onemillionpercent
6 жыл бұрын
sameeeee
@tyc9909
6 жыл бұрын
5:05
@MD.-.
6 жыл бұрын
SAMEEEE
6:45 In EVERY Oscars you can see Meryl's husband really awkward in the audience, maybe he's too shy.
@caleblenister1340
4 жыл бұрын
he's really love her indeed he saw only his wife in his eyes and he didn't recongnize the crowd
Jimmy knows how to get everyone to laugh at someone without embarrassing him. This is comedic gold from Jimmy
we have no life
You Did great JIMMY CONGRATULATIONS!!
@Mohamedsagna19
7 жыл бұрын
SpyingDutchman what hate??
I think this was the best monologue that I have heard! That back to back laughter, punches, and none being silly, and yet tickling your bones..... Aaahhhhh!!! He is a genius!!!!
Jimmy roasted the hell out of them in the smartest, sharpest way possible
Glad I watched the Oscars - he did a great job as host.
@alexb3617
7 жыл бұрын
little too sharp maybe. still overall very good
@jazzx251
7 жыл бұрын
It was a toned-down Ricky Gervais - but good nevertheless. Gervais has led the way in how to host an awards show.
@shannem1
7 жыл бұрын
Grant Bernes I will respectfully disagree I couldn't get past his opening number and changed the station. He seemed so nervous he needed a drink....and another and another...
@NiVi192
6 жыл бұрын
Shanne Montibon You seriously thought so?! When what did you think about Fallon's Golden Globe disaster. That man was the embodiment of a highly neurotic nervous wrack desperate for quick laughs with each moment needing to be more sensational than the other. Kimmel, for me, actually behaved as superior as he does on his own talk show, plus very so on point, clever, inventive, both charming and natural. I personally found that to be one of the best performances by any Oscar host of the 2000s, like we saw a revised old school style! Wow, you really can interpret a person's on-stage appearance entirely differently!
You can tell Jimmy was nervous. I'm so proud of him!!
Man Kimmel is the perfect host for the Oscars especially since he’s already on ABC
@wizardgaming3313
3 жыл бұрын
You’ve obviously have never heard of Ricky Gervais then.
@anitejmishra8836
3 жыл бұрын
@@wizardgaming3313 if Gervais hosted the Oscars, hospitals will be overburdened by roasted celebrities.
7:48 Kidman.exe has stopped working
@songbirrd7008
4 жыл бұрын
Deadass ong
@user-xr5kp6qz8g
3 жыл бұрын
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Look at all those political remarks in Hollywood . while in India , actors wouldn't even speak against the fascist Modi government
@JaneNayes
7 жыл бұрын
If Trump had any balls he would send death squads after those that openly oppose him. The president has no balls. Why are these people allowed to live?!
@rickdeckard5719
7 жыл бұрын
+Shane Nath Is that you Putin?
@arsenalf.c6443
7 жыл бұрын
Mesut Renly Spector Hey man why should Indian film industry actors speak against their own government if they don't have any problem the government, they are not opposition party . Also, recently with the ban on film- Lipstick under my Burqa, the whole industry is demanding to uplift the ban.
@arsenalf.c6443
7 жыл бұрын
Mesut Renly Spector You might have your own problems with the Indian government. But here in India the Indian film industry has infact SUPPORTED THE MODI GOVT be it on issue of Surgical Strike in P.O.K or on Demonitisation.
@rajshivaram3557
7 жыл бұрын
the grass on the other side always looks greener our country is safer than their country and you can say all you want you brainwashed idiot
I love Jimmy! And I love his bromance with Matt Damon! So much fun!! 👍👏🏽🙌✨
@SuperJajaco
7 жыл бұрын
Bambi Pantanosas ... it looks more like a NOmance 😛
@bambipantanosas6641
7 жыл бұрын
Jan Jacobsen Hahahaha, you're right! 😀
Meryl Streep..greatest actress ever..no one can top her accomplishments! Jimmy Kimmel wasn't afraid of anything or anyone when he hosted that year!
Never watched this before. Jimmy was right on point and damn funny. btw, as a long time listener of KROQ in Los Angeles, I remember when Kimmel and Adam Corolla were featured as "call in" characters. And here Jimmy is making fun of Merrel Streep on a worldwide stage. And she's digging it! Good for you, Jimmy.
Can we all just agree that THIS JIMMY is way better and funnier...
@bigchungus7050
7 жыл бұрын
Carlos Loayza when he's not on his own show he's actually funny. like when he was on James corden I was dying
@arsenalf.c6443
7 жыл бұрын
Carlos Loayza no i don't .
@tristan7844
7 жыл бұрын
When Fallon is not on his own show he's funny?
I'm more excited to see that Black Widow and Captain America is sitting next to each other.
@lonser42
7 жыл бұрын
Miriam 😍😍😍
@rafaelyaguaro2842
7 жыл бұрын
Miriam this wasn't the Oscars, this was the prelude for Infinity War
@katnismellark
7 жыл бұрын
glad i wasn't the only one that noticed :D
@eglikoliopanou4295
7 жыл бұрын
just lovee 😍😍😍
@eblalgen
7 жыл бұрын
But Hawkeye was way over on the side. That was lame. And a few years ago, his movie won an Oscar.
6:30 I love how Meryl starts hiding 😂
2017 Oscars is my NO.1 and ONLY FAVOURITE OSCARS awards ceremony EVER PERIODTTTT 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
remember when the academy seemed racist. Funniest line.
@alexk5907
7 жыл бұрын
william sewell was it ever racist or was it just a publicity stunt?
@alexk5907
7 жыл бұрын
***** yeah because who needs talent you're black?😂😂
@jameswilliams-of3mv
7 жыл бұрын
lol keep assuming moron coward boy.. you're an idiot lol and a typical immature wanna be know it all online, nothing more..and stop swearing you shallow selfish clueless wussy lol.. get lost jess.. and like i said, liberals are all clueless scum bags, period..
@jesssecrest89
7 жыл бұрын
bret you his dad told me. he put it on me with his mouth and pop rocks. his dad is hot.
@gusdupree9076
7 жыл бұрын
Jess Secrest secrest out ....of the closet
7:40 matt damon was the first to stand up in meryl's honor , he is simply the greatest.
@wylier
6 жыл бұрын
What does that even mean? Yes, I know what 'cucked' means, just not sure how it applies to Matt in this context.
@xo0o0
6 жыл бұрын
Ameen Younis no , it was some other guy in the back
@CarissaConti
6 жыл бұрын
@ Ameen Younis - Annnnnd.....this comment is exactly what is wrong with the world. So many people in the public that worship these fools. Meryl Streep is nobody. Just an actress...and one who leapt to her own feet to honor child rapist Roman Polanski, and then referred to rapist Harvey Weinstein as her personal "God." Matt Damon isn't anything either. Just an actor. He hasn't cured cancer, instigated world peace, or cleaned up all the environmental pollutants destroying Earth. He recites lines in front of a camera. Some nobody line reciter, standing up in "honor" of some other nobody line reciter, who in turn celebrates known rapists and pedophiles. The world needs to stop worshipping these idiots.
@tolulopeidowu6635
6 жыл бұрын
Carissa Conti what a stupid comment
@CarissaConti
6 жыл бұрын
@ Tolulope Idowu - Only stupid if you're one of the fools who worships these "people."
You were the highlight of 2017 Oscars. I am mighty glad that you are hosting 2018 Oscars as well. I wasn't going to bother watching the Show but for you.
Come back for this for refreshing my mind after this year oscar
That standing ovation for Meryl Streep was a great 'rub it in your face' moment for Trump!!!
@Captain_Insano_nomercy
7 жыл бұрын
Gorgoil313 lol of course she got a standing O? She's surrounded by like minded, elitist actors? Obviously actors didn't make much of a difference in that election huh 🙄
@Erin.56
7 жыл бұрын
Yes it was! Perfect. "The totally overrated actress meryl Streep" . Too funny. Perfect dig to Trump!
@jesussotelo4775
7 жыл бұрын
the liberal circle jerk is strong with these people
@camuraiwarrior6959
7 жыл бұрын
Youre a dipshit
@rylansargent8638
7 жыл бұрын
A bunch of Hollywood Elites clapping for another Hollywood elite. Nobody outside of their echo chamber cares. It's sad that your life sucks so badly that you live in the fake media's delusions
Wow.. Cool that they let this be on his channel. Thanks, Jimmy. And the Oscars people, of course. And the guys who edit and encode these vids for youtube... and um.. my agent.. and my family.. couldn't do this without you! And the.. oh they're playing the music.. um.. But thanks to everyone I missed.. You know who you are.. and um.. Trump is a monster! Resist!!! and uh... oh...Someone is trying to.. yes.. they're walking me away from the computer..
@konradczerkas316
7 жыл бұрын
Kimmel was compromised.......
@justinm2697
7 жыл бұрын
You forgot to thank God.
@vertex1933
7 жыл бұрын
New Message You forgot to thank Cthulhu
@NewMessage
7 жыл бұрын
I mentioned him..
@TB--sp9wy
7 жыл бұрын
New Message hahaha
That Merrill moment has to be one of the greatest moments in all of tv history. Well done Jimmy. A president was mean to her and Jimmy totally turned it around.
Ryan Reynolds should host the next not sure when but the upcoming Oscars. Man should roast everyone.
@grimmywizard
3 жыл бұрын
Outta all the host suggestions, this is my favourite
@miamagcamit-salvador1037
3 жыл бұрын
Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool should host
"Is that an Ivanka?” 😂😂😂
@awesome1ru
7 жыл бұрын
Trefad i didn't get it?
@MOllySixxxCA
7 жыл бұрын
awesome1ru he's talking about the clothing line
@13666RAI
7 жыл бұрын
awesome1ru a drama where merrill streep critiques trump, and trump tweet overated merrill streep, so kimmel joke to compare her dress to ivanka trump (trumps wife right now)
@karlasiordia7336
7 жыл бұрын
Ivanka Trump's clothing line
@13666RAI
7 жыл бұрын
Karla SioMit thank you i'm not american thx for correcting dude i just like the spicy meme
and i thought that girl sitting next to mel gibson was his daughter or something but turns out it's his girlfriend who is 26 years old while mel is 61. ok then........
@sairah653
7 жыл бұрын
XeRauS 2 words. HUGH HEFNER
@jeffwelsh7516
7 жыл бұрын
XeRauS my nigga Mel keeping the dream alive
@TheJoker-fq3ue
7 жыл бұрын
Mel the Paedophile you mean :D
@johnfarlio1830
7 жыл бұрын
William Wallace is getting laid m8888
@user-ti2xi9bd4u
7 жыл бұрын
XeRauS gold digger
That merryl streep roast and them standing ovation was so beautiful to see!
I was honestly hoping Matt Damon would hop on and ruin his speech😂
That Meryl standing ovation... YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@notverybright9825
7 жыл бұрын
She's really overated -_-
Glad Jimmy acknowledged Meryl Streep's outstanding career. She is truly a great actress.
@LateNightVibes_
7 жыл бұрын
NO She's smart
@Saeyku
7 жыл бұрын
Alexander Herrera I like her but there is nothing remarkable about her,
@benpotter572
7 жыл бұрын
Alexander Herrera She's a dumbass. Blind to the realities of the world.
@marvindeleon5850
7 жыл бұрын
She's a boring actress.
@quietdemon8138
7 жыл бұрын
Alexander Herrera could you tell me how cause I don't really consider her a respectable person or actress but that's my opinion
Fun fact: You can spot EVERY "Avenger" in the background except Iron-Man (R.I.P).
@mahendrasingh-gz8ne
4 жыл бұрын
No thor,hulk,spiderman,Hawkeye, scarlet witch or war machine or falcon.
@amruthalakshmi8527
4 жыл бұрын
You know that Robert Downey Jr isn't actually dead right??
@LANO141
4 жыл бұрын
mahendra singh hawkeye at 6:10
@shucaybmaxamud2842
4 жыл бұрын
Where is Hemsworth? Timestamp plz
6:08 My Brother, my captain, my King!
4:55 Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans look adorable next to eachother
@meekmeads
6 жыл бұрын
or Chris Christie.
@davidcastro5937
6 жыл бұрын
Many 'Chris' in this business... Jesus.
@NYComedyCreature
6 жыл бұрын
Or Chris Brown
@shintyaguntari8726
6 жыл бұрын
I don't get it, untill you realize me jeezz thanks
@aidalf1912
6 жыл бұрын
Denise De Smit OMG YAAAAAS
4:55 Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans sitting next to each other
@Cluver_03
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve shipped them since 2012
@raazuu6913
5 жыл бұрын
Jelena H iiiii
@greggskoorka3934
5 жыл бұрын
P
@sedlyholmes3722
5 жыл бұрын
Too bad they are like best friend
@aliamiri8644
5 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss
Suggestion: Robert Downey Jr as the host
@zacharygenovese3533
4 жыл бұрын
Yes please
@ishubhyadav5610
4 жыл бұрын
They can't afford him
@user-es7xz8bj9h
3 жыл бұрын
Baecon Chim-Chim such an underrated comment
@grimmywizard
3 жыл бұрын
@Mr Glass they'll cry
@15Candles
3 жыл бұрын
Why not Ricky Gervais? Would you like to see how carnage the Oscar would be?
4:06 The 125.8 billion dollar face.
@rfsmalaysiaairlinesaviatio5100
Жыл бұрын
Jeff bozo
That Meryl Streep joke tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@liamgarfield4321
7 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump pedophilia is nothing to joke about
Jimmy Kimmel was the best Oscar host by far
@evisceratednation
7 жыл бұрын
By far lefty.
@kateleeschaaf5569
7 жыл бұрын
I loved Ellen and Neil for the Oscars also
@kingkongdingdongXD
7 жыл бұрын
You' haven't watched a lot of Oscars have you?
@iraqilynn
7 жыл бұрын
Hugh Jackman was amazing too!
@christianleyva
7 жыл бұрын
after Hugh Jackman
They brought out the best jokes in the Matt Damon feud to date.
What if Gulmiro hosted it would be the best Oscar's ever
Kimmel was a good choice as a host! Bravo. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
7:47 Nicole Kidman fails at clapping
@vibrationalcurrency
7 жыл бұрын
Andrew Tran lol imagine if fallon was hosting
@jamesmartin2493
7 жыл бұрын
Thank God he's not!😂😀
@sssophie9292
7 жыл бұрын
Andrew Tran I noticed that 😄 maybe she got confused half way through whether they should be clapping. Haha, that would have been hilarious if Fallon was on 😂 #neverforget
@masknothing5683
7 жыл бұрын
If you look like a robot you clap like one
The Oscars Or Acting is our profession but clapping like a normal person is just so hard...
was I the only one pausing every 5 seconds when it switched to the crowd to try and identify anyone I knew?
I dont get why right is upset about this speech? TWO VERY LIGHT MENTIONS about Prez Trump.I loved it.Great job Jimmy.
this Matt and Jimmy beef is now at Oscar level. OHH JEEEZ!!!!
Damn this man talked in front of so many celebrities crazy
the Meryl Streep part will never cease to be funny
can we talk about the "miss universe flashback" that just happened? 😂😂😂
@goodguynow
7 жыл бұрын
BAdrianne91 no man it's too soon lol
@evanhuang6325
7 жыл бұрын
schornstein when they were announcing the winner of the best picture, they announced that 'la la land' won but the truth was they received the wrong card and that the movie 'moonlight' actually won, it was handled pretty well on stage though.
you're doing great jimmy! good hosting job!