Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Monologue 2024

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Jimmy's opening monologue from the 96th Academy Awards. #Oscars
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  • @kg9836
    @kg98362 ай бұрын

    Note to Will Smith... RDJ just a gave masterclass on how to handle a very average joke.

  • @4deleDaz33m

    @4deleDaz33m

    2 ай бұрын

    Fortunately unlike Will Smith, RDJ is in a healthy marriage and a wife that actually loves him. That's something that Will didn't have 🤷

  • @MamadNobari

    @MamadNobari

    2 ай бұрын

    Also, this would even be considered way more offensive than the tame bald joke Will Smith got angry about.

  • @alisachamoy225

    @alisachamoy225

    2 ай бұрын

    Well said.

  • @TubaTones

    @TubaTones

    2 ай бұрын

    @@4deleDaz33mstill zero excuse for his behaviour

  • @aryankushwaha1964

    @aryankushwaha1964

    2 ай бұрын

    @@zonian1966I think he seen worst so he can Handel anything

  • @4deleDaz33m
    @4deleDaz33m2 ай бұрын

    That joke about Robert Downey Jr. wasn't the best but I gave props to RDJ for handling it like a champ. He could've just slapped Kimmel on stage if he wanted too 😂

  • @debraholz6821

    @debraholz6821

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah I thought- here comes another Chris Rock moment.

  • @user-ft3vt6se3n

    @user-ft3vt6se3n

    2 ай бұрын

    Beyond cruel, like Jimmy gave people for “giving the assailant a hug” if they think a slap is that bad they clearly haven’t watched an episode of love and hip hop

  • @MarteParaddict

    @MarteParaddict

    2 ай бұрын

    If it’s one person out there who can take a joke about themselves, it’s definitely RDJ 😅 Pretty sure he loved the joke.

  • @JuxChi

    @JuxChi

    2 ай бұрын

    Glad Jimmy dint mention his wife's name 😂

  • @mikelytou

    @mikelytou

    2 ай бұрын

    RDJ slapping Jimmy Kimmel? With what ladder?

  • @keeleybee18
    @keeleybee182 ай бұрын

    The way Ryan pulled his sister over was so cute!

  • @vars280287
    @vars2802872 ай бұрын

    "Ryan you're so hot. Let's go camping together and not tell our wives." Jimmy has a huge mancrush 😂

  • @FLQueerLiberal1982

    @FLQueerLiberal1982

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah, but it's towards the wrong Ryan. We all know Ryan Reynolds is not just the hottest 'Ryan' from Canada, the hottest 'Ryan' in Hollywood, but the the hottest Ryan AND hottest man in the world.

  • @hetry2109

    @hetry2109

    Ай бұрын

    @@FLQueerLiberal1982 Cap. Ryan Reynolds is extremely hot, yes, but gosling is another level all together😩

  • @emilym3679
    @emilym36792 ай бұрын

    I know you're clapping but YOU'RE the ones who didn't vote for her!!!

  • @calib3r403

    @calib3r403

    2 ай бұрын

    Compared to Barbie, other films were much better and did not rely on marketing to succeed

  • @ruckusrevolution9475

    @ruckusrevolution9475

    2 ай бұрын

    I didn't realize until this monologs that the Barbie movie was just a very strategic marketing ploy by Mattel to rebrand Barbie as a feminist so moms will buy more. Smart.

  • @TinaLatimor

    @TinaLatimor

    2 ай бұрын

    These awards are fake, they only award films related to the Hebrews and Oppenheimer is just an overrated biographical film.

  • @FernandaAntelo-lp2qy

    @FernandaAntelo-lp2qy

    2 ай бұрын

    These awards are fak ke, they only award films related to the H ebrews and Oppenheimer is just an overrated biographical film..

  • @marcilk7534

    @marcilk7534

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ruckusrevolution9475Barbie has been a feminist since 1960.

  • @AustinPPutnam
    @AustinPPutnam2 ай бұрын

    The BEST part of the whole monologue was when he shouted out the behind-the-scenes workers. A lot of people have no idea how hard they work to bring us what we watch.

  • @pdisv

    @pdisv

    2 ай бұрын

    Same

  • @hollowknight459

    @hollowknight459

    2 ай бұрын

    do you mean the homeless people?

  • @lurker668

    @lurker668

    2 ай бұрын

    You actualy watch that crap ?

  • @PaulaZF

    @PaulaZF

    2 ай бұрын

    Yes, I got tears in my eyes. They are the backbone of this country. By holding out for good working conditions and pay they bring all workers up.

  • @natural

    @natural

    2 ай бұрын

    And the director of the show decided not to show their faces, instead focused on the celebrities clapping.

  • @Snap.Crackle.Pop.
    @Snap.Crackle.Pop.2 ай бұрын

    Nice monolog; my favorite part was Jodi Foster and Robert DiNero being recognized for receiving Oscar nods 48 years ago and who were both again in this audience as nominees. Of all the stars who got camera time during Kimmel’s opening, Jodi Foster simply SPARKLED above the rest. Please, Jodi, more movies!!❤

  • @dceplay

    @dceplay

    2 ай бұрын

    Scorcese was there too...

  • @vinsanity40k

    @vinsanity40k

    Ай бұрын

    kimmel writers + jimmy prove over and over why they keep getting invited back to host

  • @Horror-Man
    @Horror-Man2 ай бұрын

    "Yorgos is as good as mine" is a perfect dad joke!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @swoozie
    @swoozie2 ай бұрын

    The “thank you for that partial standing ovation” made me roll my head back laughing for some reason.

  • @therealdeal3665

    @therealdeal3665

    2 ай бұрын

    You’re the last person I expected to see in this comment section lmao nah it was funny af tho

  • @Erin.56

    @Erin.56

    2 ай бұрын

    Yes this was funny

  • @RandomJ2023

    @RandomJ2023

    2 ай бұрын

    Partial Ovation? It appeared everyone stood and appreciative, at least I think. Maybe I missed something. Edit: Ah yes I see now at the beginning during his first opening notes.

  • @BeMoreFunny

    @BeMoreFunny

    2 ай бұрын

    We can just average it and call it a "squatting ovation"

  • @dave_mate4244

    @dave_mate4244

    2 ай бұрын

    Really it wasn't funny whatsoever

  • @antonlvdm
    @antonlvdm2 ай бұрын

    That Foster/De Niro stat is actually mind-boggling. Must be amazing to have such longevity in such a ruthless industry!

  • @mustadoredogs

    @mustadoredogs

    2 ай бұрын

    That fact about her being 20 years too old for him now is SO true and so sad

  • @captaincake4331

    @captaincake4331

    2 ай бұрын

    Men like younger women. It is what it is.​@mustadoredogs

  • @BobRoss-wm3lc

    @BobRoss-wm3lc

    2 ай бұрын

    @@mustadoredogsif you were his age, single, and you could date a 30 year old, you would you fraud 🤣

  • @ricardodelacrvz1400

    @ricardodelacrvz1400

    2 ай бұрын

    @@mustadoredogs its also sad 20 something women sleeping wit dudes in teir 30s and 40s doing backflips with tyrone but thats another story

  • @ognjenobradovic7615

    @ognjenobradovic7615

    2 ай бұрын

    Lebrooon Jaaaames

  • @peteradamski
    @peteradamski2 ай бұрын

    Great job acknowledging the people behind the scenes. They do so much and never get enough credit. Great monolog as well.

  • @buttofthejoke

    @buttofthejoke

    Ай бұрын

    No female representation in that though 😮

  • @GabBee-ji6bt
    @GabBee-ji6bt2 ай бұрын

    I almost cried when the crew entered the stage... The people who literally make it possible because of their work behind the scenes. I am glad that they are recognized and celebrated ❤

  • @TheTanman412
    @TheTanman4122 ай бұрын

    Let’s not pretend RDJ was genuinely enraged or some bullshit, when the man consistently alludes to his past comedically on Jimmy’s show for years now. They’re clearly friends. Downey loves to remind people how far he’s come & fully embraces it truly.

  • @cumpanions8105

    @cumpanions8105

    2 ай бұрын

    you are reading to mutch into this drama dude

  • @whitneyschulte1334

    @whitneyschulte1334

    2 ай бұрын

    And you don’t have to be rude about it. People can have opinions about RDJ. Let ppl be in what they say. What you say causes drama.

  • @tomimpala

    @tomimpala

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah it was a small misstep no Biggie

  • @rocksparadox

    @rocksparadox

    2 ай бұрын

    @@whitneyschulte1334 'And you don’t have to be rude about it. People can have opinions about RDJ. Let ppl be in what they say. What you say causes drama.'' Holy crap, that's a lot of virtuesignalling over a lame, overused, typical Kimmel joke. ;)

  • @froggin-zp4nr

    @froggin-zp4nr

    2 ай бұрын

    Are they? RDJ doesn't particularly like to talk about that part of his past, it's already well documented and he's talked about it and taken plenty of jokes about it since. Think Kimmel needs some new material

  • @tjwash5118
    @tjwash51182 ай бұрын

    Jodie Foster is evidence that a woman over 60 can be beautiful without numerous facial reconstructive procedures.

  • @giancarlodisalvo1784

    @giancarlodisalvo1784

    2 ай бұрын

    There are about 100000 women who are evidence that you cannot,so there is that

  • @alexquinonez8443

    @alexquinonez8443

    2 ай бұрын

    They do these procedures and end up looking worse.

  • @siddharthnaagar7028

    @siddharthnaagar7028

    2 ай бұрын

    Helen hunt and madonna could learn a few things from jodie

  • @Hellbrunn

    @Hellbrunn

    2 ай бұрын

    Stop judging women. Start supporting women

  • @frankmedrisch7451

    @frankmedrisch7451

    2 ай бұрын

    I thought it was Michael j Fox!

  • @dramaqueen6G
    @dramaqueen6G2 ай бұрын

    My son is a member of IATSE, the union that represents all of the behind-the-scenes workers. He was SO gratified that he and all of his colleagues got a bit of recognition there. These guys work really hard and at all kinds of crazy hours of the day and night and they deserve all the thanks that we can give them.

  • @menace7147
    @menace71472 ай бұрын

    the fact that RDJ reaction had more laughs than the joke itself :D

  • @FearNPanic

    @FearNPanic

    2 ай бұрын

    It was a great joke.

  • @troymcclure681

    @troymcclure681

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@FearNPanic no it wasn't 😂

  • @jponz85

    @jponz85

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@FearNPanicwas a terrible joke wtf

  • @I_Eated_The_Soap

    @I_Eated_The_Soap

    2 ай бұрын

    @@FearNPanic you're the first person to ever say that about jimmy kimmel

  • @FearNPanic

    @FearNPanic

    2 ай бұрын

    @@I_Eated_The_Soap You're not in touch with reality. Get help.

  • @apulliam546
    @apulliam5462 ай бұрын

    I can't wait to see Guillermo have tequila shots with celebrities 😂

  • @IzaiahZapata

    @IzaiahZapata

    2 ай бұрын

    Bro ik my favorite part😂😭

  • @avisrobinson452

    @avisrobinson452

    2 ай бұрын

    Yes 😂😂

  • @4deleDaz33m

    @4deleDaz33m

    2 ай бұрын

    Already, the fact that he gave a shout out to Charlize Theron as his "wife" 😂

  • @ping1653

    @ping1653

    2 ай бұрын

    Guillermo would have it more fun, even just his snickering,haha!

  • @brendaborst4179

    @brendaborst4179

    2 ай бұрын

    A1❤​@@IzaiahZapata

  • @johndaley6117
    @johndaley61172 ай бұрын

    Jimmys a real one for shouting out the laborers and giving them their props. Much respect

  • @AHMADKIOSK

    @AHMADKIOSK

    2 ай бұрын

    He had to do something emotional because he wasnt funny

  • @ihavenoname-qm8nr

    @ihavenoname-qm8nr

    Ай бұрын

    @@AHMADKIOSK Hater or what

  • @Al-rm6iz
    @Al-rm6iz2 ай бұрын

    “Let’s go camping together and not tell our wives “ 😂

  • @lizdahl847

    @lizdahl847

    2 ай бұрын

    He was serious.😮

  • @chriss5461
    @chriss54612 ай бұрын

    Glad to see the workers get a call out here. America is made because of the working class!! 💪

  • @eskimofo9i6

    @eskimofo9i6

    2 ай бұрын

    💯💯💯

  • @mariegarside8830

    @mariegarside8830

    2 ай бұрын

    Absolutely

  • @okorochukwunonso2563

    @okorochukwunonso2563

    2 ай бұрын

    Exactly. Joe Biden kept hammering on that too during his SOTU Address.

  • @luanalmeida6777

    @luanalmeida6777

    2 ай бұрын

    It lacked color.

  • @photokunstler

    @photokunstler

    2 ай бұрын

    yes yes yes yes yes!!!

  • @benedelbi2878
    @benedelbi28782 ай бұрын

    What a very "distinguished gentleman" was that Dog! How gorgeous.

  • @jeswainston
    @jeswainston2 ай бұрын

    The Foster/Deniro joke about age made me laugh out loud man…

  • @NGC-7635
    @NGC-76352 ай бұрын

    No-one laughed at the "I haven't eaten in 3 weeks" because every single one of these people has or has had an eating disorder in their life.

  • @frxstykidd1571

    @frxstykidd1571

    2 ай бұрын

    do people don't laugh at their traumas

  • @gabrielwirth6131

    @gabrielwirth6131

    Ай бұрын

    bc it didn't make any sense

  • @stephenlane5139
    @stephenlane51392 ай бұрын

    I LOVE how he shouted out the behind the scenes workers, and promises to support them in their negotiations!! Without these workers nothing we enjoy would exist.

  • @treetopjones737

    @treetopjones737

    2 ай бұрын

    Pure class they all stood for that.

  • @lacountess

    @lacountess

    2 ай бұрын

    That was the best part of the monologue. Those guys absolutely deserved the standing ovation and it was a touching moment that brought actors and behind the scenes workers together.

  • @emu_warrior

    @emu_warrior

    2 ай бұрын

    Jimmy is in a hard situation in some ways. He's very close to the president of ABC and Disney, so he also supports his business daddies, but he also wants to represent those in the industry. He's walking that thin line.

  • @Swarmah

    @Swarmah

    2 ай бұрын

    sadly, that those behind the scenes workers they keep mentioning are usually bad writers, not the true masters, props workers, engineers, stunt safety workers and doubles, safety and medical crew, technicians, the ones that all of whom actually deserve more than actors themselves, but they are paid a bit more than grocery store workers. I have personally been , well not in a hollywood movie, but a local in my country in technical crew as welder. Well , compared to what the writers get, us who actually make the movie possible, and are responsible for actors safety, we get nothing. But well, im glad im not working full time for things like that, because im working for building constructions, and i would never take any job at movie industry to weld anything, because i get like 1/4th per hour of what i can get for actually working on constructions for things that stay there forever.

  • @user-rt4ky3up1f

    @user-rt4ky3up1f

    2 ай бұрын

    Wow that is terrible

  • @deddyson
    @deddyson2 ай бұрын

    2 highest marks in this Jimmy's monologue are acknowledging the cinema workers behind the wall and remind us the joined nominations of De Niro & Foster

  • @treetopjones737

    @treetopjones737

    2 ай бұрын

    Also Jodi doing the "Yep, true" nod about DeNiro's girlfriend.

  • @barbaracollins385

    @barbaracollins385

    2 ай бұрын

    RDJ and Jodie Foster are the best of the best. Always.

  • @Rash23215

    @Rash23215

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@barbaracollins385 u mean RDN ??

  • @The2010arian
    @The2010arian2 ай бұрын

    Jodi Foster looks so radiant and beautiful with her natural face❤❤

  • @geomantilla
    @geomantilla2 ай бұрын

    This behind the scenes round of applause was INCREDIBLE 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

  • @maxinpains6937
    @maxinpains69372 ай бұрын

    Jodie Foster looks amazing!! 🤩

  • @valerieolmtak4581

    @valerieolmtak4581

    2 ай бұрын

    Totally agree with you!!!

  • @retrovibes50

    @retrovibes50

    2 ай бұрын

    She's the best ❤

  • @Mooooty

    @Mooooty

    2 ай бұрын

    She looks great for an 80 year old.

  • @Sara-mf3px

    @Sara-mf3px

    2 ай бұрын

    Yesss. She crushed True Detective too. 🫶

  • @mayberelevant3237

    @mayberelevant3237

    2 ай бұрын

    Lol I just posted that too 😂❤

  • @Fariswheelanwar
    @Fariswheelanwar2 ай бұрын

    I'm glad to see the audience give a standing ovation for the writers

  • @JohnJohn-fe6yc

    @JohnJohn-fe6yc

    2 ай бұрын

    lol its all fake tho. Where was their support when they went on strike. Standing and clapping is the absolute below the bare minimum.

  • @gus_viei

    @gus_viei

    2 ай бұрын

    they werent writers, they were the behind the scenes crew, the people who actually make this industry work without a fair pay and the credit they deserve.

  • @davidanderson2519
    @davidanderson25192 ай бұрын

    Only Ricky Gervais can save the Oscars. Imagine the ratings if he hosted.

  • @reesedavid9037
    @reesedavid90372 ай бұрын

    Man that RDJ part was tough, read the room

  • @darooh9815
    @darooh98152 ай бұрын

    RDJ = PURE CLASS. NOW THAT’S A MAN.

  • @miladabravenec14

    @miladabravenec14

    2 ай бұрын

    ❤❤❤

  • @Matika

    @Matika

    2 ай бұрын

    He didn't seem too amused. lol

  • @rrhev

    @rrhev

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah he's pure class alright. So much so that he didn't even bother to acknowledge, thank or shake hands with Ke Huy Quan when Ke handed RDJ his award, as though Ke was beneath him or something

  • @HH-gv8mx

    @HH-gv8mx

    2 ай бұрын

    Pure class for what ? not losing it , not having a fit of rage in the middle of the Oscars?

  • @thebatmanwhoposts9600

    @thebatmanwhoposts9600

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@rrhev thank God someone else noticed that too I immediately picked up on it and wondered why he didn't even acknowledge his existence.

  • @jenawagner6475
    @jenawagner64752 ай бұрын

    So incredibly happy and PROUD to see a Native American woman nominated for best actress. She is an inspiration. ❤

  • @leighcochran7303

    @leighcochran7303

    2 ай бұрын

    Hope it leads to a great career for her. And she doesn't ALWAYS have to play a native American, Hollywood. They have all kinds of jobs, y'know.

  • @richardknapp8322

    @richardknapp8322

    Ай бұрын

    and how!

  • @PhillipStewart
    @PhillipStewart2 ай бұрын

    Love the "pause for room sound comment." The crew, Teamsters, locals... We very rarely get noticed. Most of the time, that means we are doing our jobs right! The acknowledgment means a lot. 🥰

  • @rohithn8787
    @rohithn87872 ай бұрын

    Ricky Gervais should host all the Oscars.hes freaking funny😂

  • @julierosemodelproductions
    @julierosemodelproductions2 ай бұрын

    so glad film crew and writers got a shoutout

  • @billyok779
    @billyok7792 ай бұрын

    Not enough comments here about that dog. What a cutie.

  • @kathybyerly7904

    @kathybyerly7904

    2 ай бұрын

    IKR!!!!

  • @nicholaswhorley8343

    @nicholaswhorley8343

    2 ай бұрын

    Don't call Margot a dog.

  • @JoeNarbaiz

    @JoeNarbaiz

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@nicholaswhorley8343 Wait...he said the dog was a cutie. 🤔

  • @tselengbotlhole750

    @tselengbotlhole750

    2 ай бұрын

    Meh!! It's a dog.....

  • @heisen-bones

    @heisen-bones

    2 ай бұрын

    Sadly the real dog couldn't make it to the ceremony

  • @henryzhang9915
    @henryzhang99152 ай бұрын

    Jodie Foster still has the smile of a teenager.

  • @Erin.56

    @Erin.56

    2 ай бұрын

    At 61 She looks great!

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST

    @JDMimeTHEFIRST

    2 ай бұрын

    What a weird creepy comment. Not a compliment, btw. Most teens have braces. She has the smile of a grown woman. That’s why it’s so great.

  • @treetopjones737

    @treetopjones737

    2 ай бұрын

    Back when I was a teen did not see braces on most kids.

  • @denniswilder3014

    @denniswilder3014

    2 ай бұрын

    Something tells me you cant go within 500 feet of a school and playground and so does the 273 people that liked it. Gross

  • @stephenc8751

    @stephenc8751

    2 ай бұрын

    Well observed sir

  • @zer0rez_
    @zer0rez_2 ай бұрын

    Once again RDJ handled the situation very well. Sorry Jimmy, you just cannot be lovable as he is

  • @richardknapp8322
    @richardknapp8322Ай бұрын

    Really, " Let's go camping together...." and "on a High point...." were great segways. Jimmy does it so well!

  • @Remiel_Plainview
    @Remiel_Plainview2 ай бұрын

    Jodie Foster is aging like a fine wine. 😍

  • @00rei00

    @00rei00

    2 ай бұрын

    And she speaks perfect French. Coincidence? I think not!

  • @iamsimplyanna

    @iamsimplyanna

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@00rei00she is bilingual

  • @katherineclark4933

    @katherineclark4933

    2 ай бұрын

    She’s beautiful! And talented.

  • @bende005

    @bende005

    2 ай бұрын

    no she doesnt

  • @davidmacphee3549

    @davidmacphee3549

    2 ай бұрын

    That movie was disturbing but unforgettable.

  • @As1fAhmad
    @As1fAhmad2 ай бұрын

    RDJ man he handled it well 😅😅

  • @Julia25120

    @Julia25120

    2 ай бұрын

    We all immediately thought of Will Smith. 😂

  • @HH-gv8mx

    @HH-gv8mx

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Julia25120 not me I thought of Charlie Sheen. She’s the person I think of in Hollywood that had a Coke problem..

  • @prasad9002

    @prasad9002

    2 ай бұрын

    He had no choice

  • @As-jj2rc

    @As-jj2rc

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@prasad9002well I guess but he has walk out on interview when asked about his drug use.

  • @pitboss2617
    @pitboss26172 ай бұрын

    best part when the behind the scenes labor were on the stage

  • @Adam-og9gp
    @Adam-og9gp2 ай бұрын

    Jimmy does a fantastic job acknowledging the actors and praising them and roasting them afterwards

  • @arundhoni2680
    @arundhoni26802 ай бұрын

    Oh man . How did he miss Matt damon we ran out of time

  • @vijanrama

    @vijanrama

    2 ай бұрын

    There was a bit - watch the ending. Something to do with Matt and Messi the Dog.

  • @beaellie9766

    @beaellie9766

    2 ай бұрын

    The credits rolling and the Matt Damon moment happen.

  • @ianthesoccerref

    @ianthesoccerref

    2 ай бұрын

    Saved the best for last.🤣🤣🤣

  • @PDR1285

    @PDR1285

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@ianthesoccerref Totally unexpected but yet, expected 😂😂😂

  • @beaq6755
    @beaq67552 ай бұрын

    Lmao the dig at companies with the "look at these beautiful *human* actors"

  • @meredithmacinnis1237
    @meredithmacinnis12372 ай бұрын

    "...your guess is a good as mine..." That is Greek for George! LOL!

  • @aveeeabbasi7787
    @aveeeabbasi7787Ай бұрын

    5:30 that i wink of messy 😂❤

  • @philip1718
    @philip17182 ай бұрын

    RDJ handled that inappropriate "high" joke well.

  • @maryem9225

    @maryem9225

    2 ай бұрын

    agree. Thought Kimmel did a good job, but really hated that joke. Hopefully he got RDJ's permission beforehand.

  • @burnacco

    @burnacco

    2 ай бұрын

    he jokes about it himself all the time

  • @Ottee2

    @Ottee2

    2 ай бұрын

    Some of his jokes were kinda mean. But let's go with acerbic.

  • @EntoSanto

    @EntoSanto

    2 ай бұрын

    it's a show business bruh. only will doesnt understand. lol

  • @Sus.e.q.1107

    @Sus.e.q.1107

    2 ай бұрын

    They’re good friends that’s why.

  • @MrJimheeren
    @MrJimheeren2 ай бұрын

    Ryan let’s go camping together and not tell our wives. Okay I laughed

  • @andrewt9128

    @andrewt9128

    2 ай бұрын

    Me too. He delivered it with an unexpected intensity and earnestness

  • @Rash23215

    @Rash23215

    2 ай бұрын

    Is that a brokeback mountain reference??

  • @adammaas7544
    @adammaas75442 ай бұрын

    RDJ literally saved this man's monologue. He is sooooo lucky he was a support crutch on those lines

  • @donalokeeffe7504
    @donalokeeffe75042 ай бұрын

    That broke back mountain reference 😂

  • @mayberelevant3237
    @mayberelevant32372 ай бұрын

    Jodi Foster looks amazing !! ❤

  • @mike.1

    @mike.1

    2 ай бұрын

    She old

  • @fionamackie3357

    @fionamackie3357

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@mike.1so? Everyone ages. She looks amazing. Bet you don't look as good as her when you get to her age. If you do.

  • @infinite3joy

    @infinite3joy

    2 ай бұрын

    @@mike.1you can’t talk. If we’re being factual.

  • @yourstruly2492
    @yourstruly24922 ай бұрын

    RDJ was, keep it moving

  • @roblo9313

    @roblo9313

    2 ай бұрын

    You guys get offended on behalf of people so easy.

  • @ChrisW228

    @ChrisW228

    2 ай бұрын

    @@roblo9313when did stating a fact become “getting offended”? You could literally read his lips saying exactly that.

  • @concernednetizen975
    @concernednetizen9752 ай бұрын

    Brilliantly executed Jimmy! You're the best!

  • @michaelsauls1142
    @michaelsauls11422 ай бұрын

    That Oscar monologue had a lot of heart, sting and hilarity. Good job Jimmy!

  • @mojo500100
    @mojo5001002 ай бұрын

    The intro of the union folks was a really classy thing to do.

  • @chrissy1088

    @chrissy1088

    2 ай бұрын

    and about time too! they couldn't do their jobs without all the workers on set,

  • @Denbub
    @Denbub2 ай бұрын

    Lets go camping together Ryan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @clqudy4750

    @clqudy4750

    2 ай бұрын

    ..."and not tell our wives!"

  • @daviddaniels8

    @daviddaniels8

    2 ай бұрын

    not funny

  • @danadavis917

    @danadavis917

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah. Except Kimmel was quite serious.

  • @alexwest5258

    @alexwest5258

    2 ай бұрын

    It was like a reference ?

  • @Andy_Babb

    @Andy_Babb

    2 ай бұрын

    @@alexwest5258no. It was a joke lol but I’m sure he’d go camping with him. Who wouldn’t 😂

  • @Aces77777
    @Aces777772 ай бұрын

    The Oscars just keeps getting worst, Used to never miss it, now wouldn't bother

  • @VeNuS2910
    @VeNuS2910Ай бұрын

    his memory and stage presence is amazing! i think this is the best Oscar show intro i've seen so far.

  • @ChadBest-ug8uo
    @ChadBest-ug8uo2 ай бұрын

    RDJ took it on the nose! So much respect for the man!

  • @amyreynolds3619

    @amyreynolds3619

    2 ай бұрын

    RDK or RDJ?

  • @dianadailey9700

    @dianadailey9700

    2 ай бұрын

    Jim seemed to be coming on to guys in audience and hard stomp RDJ

  • @easymoneysniper9013

    @easymoneysniper9013

    2 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @mummyjohn

    @mummyjohn

    2 ай бұрын

    *up the nose

  • @TabethaAurochs
    @TabethaAurochs2 ай бұрын

    That first fraction of a second the camera captured Lily Gladstone-she's so stunning. I kept mentally willing the camera to go back to her and just... Stay there. Captivating 🤩

  • @Erin.56

    @Erin.56

    2 ай бұрын

    She’s beautiful and her dress and earrings were stunning too

  • @DrFelemban
    @DrFelemban2 ай бұрын

    I wouldn’t know that the Oscars were already done except for this video of Jimmy Kimmel popping up on my KZread’s home page.

  • @johngonzo9671
    @johngonzo96712 ай бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel is that Man !! He spoke up when no one didn't, stood up when everyone sat down , 💪🤝

  • @Godric_71
    @Godric_712 ай бұрын

    Fun Fact: Margot Robie is a metal head and loves Slipknot. When Corey Taylor surprised hr with a video chat, she was star struck.

  • @synhet84

    @synhet84

    2 ай бұрын

    Everybody knows that by now…

  • @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy

    @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy

    2 ай бұрын

    @@synhet84 I didn’t!

  • @vsrrn67
    @vsrrn672 ай бұрын

    RDJ handled that so well. Will Smith should be taking notes

  • @killersgrave

    @killersgrave

    2 ай бұрын

    Kimmel also was talking about Nolan seeing porn and his wife was right beside him. Imagine the embarrassment

  • @kellyjohnson6889

    @kellyjohnson6889

    2 ай бұрын

    Cringy....🤨

  • @humournoir7316

    @humournoir7316

    2 ай бұрын

    @@killersgrave oh jesus he's not a prince of persia calm down

  • @killersgrave

    @killersgrave

    2 ай бұрын

    @@humournoir7316 Who? Nolan? All I'm saying is he's commited. It's gross to say such things. I understand it's a joke but jokes need to have limits.

  • @humournoir7316

    @humournoir7316

    2 ай бұрын

    @@killersgrave not Nolan, you girl

  • @astagareji
    @astagareji2 ай бұрын

    this is an example of a what flat monologue is

  • @user-rz5xu7tz9k
    @user-rz5xu7tz9k2 ай бұрын

    Everyone's talking about the RDJ joke but that Germany from com joke was flat out painful to watch.

  • @meribel2926

    @meribel2926

    2 ай бұрын

    yea, this joke was just completely inappropriate.

  • @patricedecourcy4505

    @patricedecourcy4505

    2 ай бұрын

    I find it very funny. :)

  • @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy

    @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy

    2 ай бұрын

    @@meribel2926 Nah, not really. Get some sense of humour :-)

  • @Julia25120

    @Julia25120

    2 ай бұрын

    Which minute?

  • @Erin.56

    @Erin.56

    2 ай бұрын

    Both were bad but yes that rom com Germany joke was cringeworthy

  • @senguptasayn
    @senguptasayn2 ай бұрын

    Tonight should be a lesson for will Smith on how to be civil even when a joke is getting too personal.awesome gentleman Robert Downey.way to go.and heartiest congratulations!

  • @prasad9002

    @prasad9002

    2 ай бұрын

    Maybe some people should learn lessons from Will Smith.

  • @naylas3908

    @naylas3908

    2 ай бұрын

    Don’t be ridiculous. Jimmy and Robert have been joking about this on Jimmy’s show for years. Chris Rock, however, had a history of being nasty to Will and Jada. Plus, a 30 year ago addiction is very different to a current disease.

  • @duuuuude1526
    @duuuuude15262 ай бұрын

    JK hosting this is very telling of where Hollywood is right now. If it isn't Ricky Gervais who gives a f**k?

  • @beachstreet101
    @beachstreet1012 ай бұрын

    The RDJ joke fell flat. Even RDJ didn’t know how to facial expression for that one. And Jodie Foster looks incredible. Actually she should’ve won for Nyad. If she and DeNiro both won that would’ve been a full circle moment. Loved the end of this. The best part. Acknowledging the behind the scenes crew as you rarely hear that. And the fact that the whole place stood up and cheered shows the actors are well aware of it. They are working with them side by side for months on end.

  • @dragonqueen3027
    @dragonqueen30272 ай бұрын

    Class act with the real workers coming out at the end for a well deserved standing ovation. 👏🏽👏🏽

  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley71182 ай бұрын

    RDJ handled that well. That said Jimmy showing appreciation for Barbie was great. They all should have been nominated

  • @janferg278

    @janferg278

    2 ай бұрын

    Jimmy was wrong for that RDJ joke. Addiction not funny but RDJ handled it well.

  • @HH-gv8mx

    @HH-gv8mx

    2 ай бұрын

    @@janferg278 when was his addiction anyway? I don’t think about him when I think about drugs. I think about Charlie Sheen!

  • @aymoji9479

    @aymoji9479

    2 ай бұрын

    nah

  • @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy

    @Rand0mN0rwegianGuy

    2 ай бұрын

    @@janferg278 My problem with Kimmel, usually is - only that although it *can* be pretty funny, he should honestly just leave all of the US politics-related stuff out of the Oscars - because even though it can be pretty funny, as I said, it just riles up people and angers people waaaay too much, I mean it’s just such incredibly divisive topics; and I seriously fear that the Oscars often will lose big audiences because of it tbh. Look, I get that that’s his “schtick”, but he should do that more on his talkshow instead, if he wants to, and then keep it a bit more on “the downlow” tbh whenever he’s doing these big Oscar monologues etc. Just imo.

  • @janferg278

    @janferg278

    2 ай бұрын

    @@HH-gv8mx when he did the movie Less Than Zero he was on hard core drugs cocaine and other drugs it took rehab and his wife who helped him get back from that nightmare

  • @patrickmartin72
    @patrickmartin722 ай бұрын

    Wow that robert downey segment really bombed

  • @shecandance9500
    @shecandance95002 ай бұрын

    Remember when Queen performed for the opening! It was great!

  • @Onobentz
    @Onobentz2 ай бұрын

    “Now she’s 20yrs too old to be his girlfriend” 😮😂

  • @mayberelevant3237

    @mayberelevant3237

    2 ай бұрын

    Sad but true 😢

  • @ahill4642

    @ahill4642

    2 ай бұрын

    😛 brattyyyyyy

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST

    @JDMimeTHEFIRST

    2 ай бұрын

    Calling out creepy old men is always welcome. 😅 though I guess if everyone’s over 30, it’s not that bad. I also think Tina and Amy’s Gravity joke will always be the best

  • @szn1580

    @szn1580

    2 ай бұрын

    Men like younger chicks. Are women creepy for wanting older men?

  • @friedrice7876

    @friedrice7876

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@szn1580depends. Usually women are in it money.

  • @AA-qb7ni
    @AA-qb7ni2 ай бұрын

    RDJ was not feeling it and I don't blame him. First joke was fine but going in was much. Can't wait to see him win tho 🙌🏼

  • @4deleDaz33m

    @4deleDaz33m

    2 ай бұрын

    But at least he kept it cool and handled it like a champ, he could've slapped Kimmel if he wanted too 😂

  • @s0ulvibes_

    @s0ulvibes_

    2 ай бұрын

    Honestly I don't think he was either. I mean I don't know RDJ personally obviously lmao just a fan from the outside. But I've seen enough interviews of him when he is uncomfortable lol. Homes didn't like that all, he handled it gracefully as possible. It was a whack joke. But RDJ can take a moment to also laugh at himself (so it seems) but I'm sure he was like oof lol

  • @cornfield5253

    @cornfield5253

    2 ай бұрын

    and he won!

  • @s0ulvibes_

    @s0ulvibes_

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@cornfield5253 and I'm glad he did. I'm so proud of him

  • @Commenting800

    @Commenting800

    2 ай бұрын

    Who gives a fk! The joke wasn't malicious. Get over it.

  • @Philmaster07
    @Philmaster072 ай бұрын

    As a German i feel offended personally

  • @cstiles2124

    @cstiles2124

    Ай бұрын

    It was a joke.

  • @user-is2kb9kq8i
    @user-is2kb9kq8i2 ай бұрын

    The Germany joke was pretty bad.

  • @muncangel5993

    @muncangel5993

    2 ай бұрын

    as usual, it is soooo boring...

  • @marjukkhan3499
    @marjukkhan34992 ай бұрын

    That RDJ joke didn’t hit at all. It’s high time people move on from the past.

  • @cleverusername9369

    @cleverusername9369

    2 ай бұрын

    Nicely done

  • @WhoIsElKabong

    @WhoIsElKabong

    2 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @lindalawson5517

    @lindalawson5517

    2 ай бұрын

    I didn’t like it, thought it was unnecessary. He’s been clean so long now & doing great, but he took it well .

  • @joneill8619

    @joneill8619

    2 ай бұрын

    RDJ already confirmed in the post-oscar interview that the joke was pre-approved ahead of time by him. All these people online just freaking out over nothing. He isn't that fragile lol.

  • @ahill4642

    @ahill4642

    2 ай бұрын

    I’ll say! Get some new material already.

  • @ericksalgado8058
    @ericksalgado80582 ай бұрын

    Great job giving it up to the people who move the gears and levers for Hollywood. Well done Jimmy!

  • @aMJm96
    @aMJm962 ай бұрын

    Well then Killers of the Flower Moon is called a romcom in the US I guess..

  • @ishitaumraniya8002
    @ishitaumraniya80022 ай бұрын

    I was waiting for some Matt Damon joke😅

  • @ryoku79
    @ryoku792 ай бұрын

    It wasn't that bad like some are trying to make it out to be. Robert handled it well. Stupid jokes from Jimmy. He shook it off well

  • @chiendinh-je2xi

    @chiendinh-je2xi

    2 ай бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel is no longer funny

  • @4deleDaz33m

    @4deleDaz33m

    2 ай бұрын

    I'm more on appreciating RDJ in handling the joke in a class and comedic way

  • @nanashi7779

    @nanashi7779

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@chiendinh-je2xi no longer?

  • @emceenayronaks

    @emceenayronaks

    2 ай бұрын

    Just dream😂 ​@@chiendinh-je2xi

  • @kakman1958

    @kakman1958

    2 ай бұрын

    I'm guessing he's not writing them... Just delivers what he gets given.

  • @user-tb5ns7hc5i
    @user-tb5ns7hc5i2 ай бұрын

    New found respect for Ryan Gosling, Billie Eilish, and Jon Cena. Terrific performances. Ryan and Slash killed it.

  • @Mopark25

    @Mopark25

    2 ай бұрын

    No respect for Billie. Silly misandrist.

  • @professorhoratiohufnagel1341
    @professorhoratiohufnagel13412 ай бұрын

    It’s hard to imagine so much vile & evilness packed into one building. It’s like the U.N.!!

  • @natal1a87
    @natal1a87Ай бұрын

    There's a difference in joking and making fun of ppl Kimmel.

  • @shugssss
    @shugssss2 ай бұрын

    Partial standing ovation 😂

  • @katewarwick8752
    @katewarwick87522 ай бұрын

    FINALLY someone talking about the crews that make these films ! Many of whom lost their livelihoods (and are still out of work) due to the strikes. Thank you Jimmy

  • @brandonjacobsen3153

    @brandonjacobsen3153

    2 ай бұрын

    Like he cares

  • @jaschowdhari3463

    @jaschowdhari3463

    2 ай бұрын

    Still there are pay cuts evident for crew , just to show fake sympathy . These hollywood ppl will say anything for money !

  • @1slandgirlcaribbean304
    @1slandgirlcaribbean3042 ай бұрын

    What a fun night the two of you had, Jimmy and Guillermo. 😁🍾

  • @Prism_ism
    @Prism_ism2 ай бұрын

    RDJ kept it classy.

  • @kr6productions
    @kr6productions2 ай бұрын

    RDJ tapping his nose and everyone knowing immediately, risky and distasteful joke and it was taken well 😂.

  • @nameism7md

    @nameism7md

    2 ай бұрын

    what does it mean can you explain

  • @nameism7md

    @nameism7md

    2 ай бұрын

    does it have anything to do with his addiction on coke

  • @nameism7md

    @nameism7md

    2 ай бұрын

    does it have anything with his previous addiction

  • @kr6productions

    @kr6productions

    2 ай бұрын

    @@nameism7md yes, it's about his coke addiction. To which since recovery he's always made jokes about it and shared how it changed his life.

  • @RemmyNHL

    @RemmyNHL

    2 ай бұрын

    I think he was saying the joke was too on the nose and not a very good one@@kr6productions

  • @linc8389
    @linc83892 ай бұрын

    Used to love Kimmel, but this was SO NOT FUNNY, that most times it was embarrassing. You can see the guests’ faces bewildered. Huge downgrade and degeneration of once high quality humor.

  • @stevemuzak8526
    @stevemuzak85262 ай бұрын

    Jimmy was trying hard to be the next Ricky Gervais but that RDJ joke was weak as hell.

  • @BlacksBeachBoogieBurner
    @BlacksBeachBoogieBurner2 ай бұрын

    "When Taxi was shot in 1976 Jodi Foster was young enough to be DeNiro's daughter. Now she's 20 years too old to be his girlfriend!" 😂

  • @MaDFroG88

    @MaDFroG88

    2 ай бұрын

    😂😂

  • @singuensful
    @singuensful2 ай бұрын

    I been waiting for Jim Carrey to host this ceremony for years. They’d all get f***ed.

  • @HH-gv8mx

    @HH-gv8mx

    2 ай бұрын

    Where has she disappeared off to?

  • @GodWeenSatan

    @GodWeenSatan

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@HH-gv8mxhe's been saying how disgusting Hollywood has been for years now

  • @jcoopes5604

    @jcoopes5604

    2 ай бұрын

    Jim retired!

  • @HH-gv8mx

    @HH-gv8mx

    2 ай бұрын

    Did he ever get remarried after Jenny McCarthy?

  • @xy6845

    @xy6845

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah... you're right. Jimmy's not half as bad though. imo

  • @Malcom.L.R.
    @Malcom.L.R.2 ай бұрын

    Does anyone know the name of the song in the opening montage??

  • @MadnessTheoryCh

    @MadnessTheoryCh

    2 ай бұрын

    Brand X - Oceanic

  • @user-kf7cg2fm6f
    @user-kf7cg2fm6f2 ай бұрын

    Oh, look, a room full of clones, witches, warlocks, and reptiles. 😂

  • @m1l1t1am1ke

    @m1l1t1am1ke

    2 ай бұрын

    Oh, look, a smooth-brain

  • @sneifert1968
    @sneifert19682 ай бұрын

    Nice to point out the real workers, the people behind the scenes that make it all go.

  • @user-qu4vh8kw5u
    @user-qu4vh8kw5u2 ай бұрын

    Emma Stone is gorgeous.

  • @alister101

    @alister101

    2 ай бұрын

    She is, but I lost respect for her after poor things

  • @thraciangrapes

    @thraciangrapes

    2 ай бұрын

    She's getting very lazy in her acting methods. Like all of them do once they get an Oscar.

  • @Mariek9

    @Mariek9

    2 ай бұрын

    I wish that lady from Killers of the flower moon had won! I turned off the sound because she was blubbering away!@@alister101

  • @tiburc10

    @tiburc10

    2 ай бұрын

    Oh, no! Anyway...@@alister101

  • @lifePaultheball

    @lifePaultheball

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@Mariek9 Oscar is about the best performance by an actor and not political correctness.

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