If Matt Damon had stormed on stage and slapped Jimmy that would have been the best bit ever.😂

@melissakennedy8467

Жыл бұрын

Heck yeah! Someone needs to!

@burdenedwithgloriouspurpos9132

Жыл бұрын

Omg, that was such a missed opportunity!

@SweetColo

Жыл бұрын

Best idea ever!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

@davesa9277

Жыл бұрын

YES!!! 😂

@Fred.pSonic

Жыл бұрын

Even better: have Matt jump out of that bear suit to deliver the slap!

The fact that Brendan Fraser was just tearing up being mentioned, being a nominee warms my heart. He totally deserved his win

@vade137

Жыл бұрын

He was acting...only satanists and pedophiles are allowed to get awards. Remember that in the future when you watch these shows...each actor had to buy their award and the price is not paid in cash...it's paid by doing really nasty stuff.

@PuNlisher

Жыл бұрын

Also love Key

@inspirationalakash

Жыл бұрын

🙂

@doge4924

Жыл бұрын

Just left my footsteps

@ericl447

Жыл бұрын

I didn't see his latest movie, but he always struck me as a good guy.

So happy Guillermo has a seat at the Oscars

@danb5595

Жыл бұрын

Why wouldn’t he?

@agomezjunco

Жыл бұрын

Both Guillermos?

@vennilamahavlogs1924

Жыл бұрын

Good

@rumadey2423

Жыл бұрын

👍

@lgriffin904

Жыл бұрын

Word

I'm so glad Michelle and Brendan got their Oscars. Both very underrated people.

“Do what you did last year, nothing. Sit there and do absolutely nothing. Maybe even give the assailant a hug!” 😂😂

@emhu2594

Жыл бұрын

They make me sick.

@gior5526

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@raulcitraro

Жыл бұрын

This is the MOST boring show on Earth. If RICKY GERVAIS guess- hosted the Oscars, the rating would go through the roof!

@brianm8384

Жыл бұрын

You poor baby

@h.d.5194

Жыл бұрын

@@emhu2594 so does Kimmel. He probably would of done the same thing. He's as fake as the rest of them

3:29 I feel sorry for the people seated behind the veiled lady. 😭

@pamelaknoblauch7173

Жыл бұрын

Me too🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@johndododoe1411

Жыл бұрын

And I'm impressed it wasn't GaGa. But then she has the experience of someone in big headgear being in the middle of her Artpop audience a few years ago.

@JasminGeigle

Жыл бұрын

Unbelievable. Imagine sitting behind her. I would be furious.

@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@C.Church

Жыл бұрын

She made me "mad" the SECOND I saw her. (I mean, in life perspective mad lol)

The dancing off the stage and pushing Jimmy, omg made me laugh so hard...still laughing...will repeat 10x damn this was a good one. 🤣💗

@BryanJacobs-dz9lb

Жыл бұрын

For real 🤣🤣🤣

@maroselucas6720

Жыл бұрын

​@@BryanJacobs-dz9lbStill go back to watch this again and again lol 😂😂😂

@BryanJacobs-dz9lb

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@BryanJacobs-dz9lb

Жыл бұрын

So where are you from Marose?

@alickbwalyamwila3385

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 that was endless humor at it's best 😂😂

One of the best Oscar monologues ever. Love the John Williams shoutout. Listened to him since I discovered his soundtracks as a kid. And love Andrew Garfield’s face when Jimmy said Spider-man 😂 wrong one!

@DerLattenrost

Жыл бұрын

Ellen was much better

@meia1855

Жыл бұрын

​@@DerLattenrost nahh

@allohahh

Жыл бұрын

what do you mean by wrong one:O he was spiderman at one point

@cosmicredeemer3109

9 ай бұрын

That’s was the most Peter Parker thing Andy did

@aaronvincentlee3490

4 ай бұрын

nah Meryl Streep is the best Spider-man, still

"And if any of you get mad at a joke and decided you wanna come up here and get jiggy with it... it's not gonna be easy." 😂😂😂

@davidfeltz8697

Жыл бұрын

Awesome. Great way to address a situation with light humor.

@RoseOdette

Жыл бұрын

He was outstanding!!!

@fathomtheundertaker4356

Жыл бұрын

I thought he said "Get Jimmy with it"?

@charlestaylor427

Жыл бұрын

6AM said he

@JP-bc8zc

Жыл бұрын

Yoooooo 😂😂😂

“Do what you did last year, nothing” 😂😂😂

@Mienomithree

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes that the best thing anybody could do. 😂

@Cowntsikin

Жыл бұрын

that should sting a bit for those who attended last year's event hahaha

@studiodreamken

Жыл бұрын

@@Cowntsikin Especially the person who 'hugged the assailant' lol

@helene420

Жыл бұрын

​@@studiodreamken oy vay 🤦🏻‍♀️ seriously 😒

@MrGenexxx

Жыл бұрын

They didn't do nothing. They gave Will a standing ovation 👏👏👏

2:55 He was tearing up!! Such a genuine reaction..it indeed is an honor to even be nominated...such a deserved win!

@maazkalim

Жыл бұрын

Mr Gleeson?

First time for Colin Farrell? I did not know, he is such great actor! And this latest Irish movie was fantastic!

I love the face of Andrew Garfield when Jimmy mentions him 🤣

@andrewt9128

Жыл бұрын

The whole bit was perfect. Garfield nailed it

@eddyma97

Жыл бұрын

12:21

@jimmyvongmusic

Жыл бұрын

I wanted him to do the spidey twhip hands so bad hahaha

@jameswilliams-zr8co

Жыл бұрын

spiderman ! and hacksaw ridge

@greenbitch421

Жыл бұрын

He's a team player he's morethen willing to look like a Dunst for the show.

I really like how he pointed out that what happened last year was wrong and how the audience didnt react to it . he didnt shy away from saying what is right and did it in a classy way

@thedude5449

Жыл бұрын

Yeah all while he's one of Epsteins best clients. Very classy.

@platinumpineapple9943

Жыл бұрын

funny af😂😂😂 do absolutely nothing

@TahtahmesDiary

Жыл бұрын

What were they supposed to do? Boo? Tackle Will? They were shocked as anyone, I’m not sure I get what they should have been doing .

@no_handle_found

Жыл бұрын

Well tbh, I initially thought it was part of the script, and if I was in crowd myself wouldn't have reacted to it.

@zeeshanzakariya7204

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was scripted. May be they all did too

I simply love how his opening is filled with great humour and nothing less of respect and homage to artists like Spielberg, Yeoh, Fraser and many more who deserve the spotlight for their excellent works!

Jimmy’s monologue was absolutely a home run!! I’m so glad he was able to acknowledge all the talent this year without bringing up politics and division!! He made it funny, sweet and memorable!! This is definitely one for the Oscars History Records!! Well done Jimmy !! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤❤❤

@khankhan-qk5ds

Жыл бұрын

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@buddy6584

9 ай бұрын

The only reason there wasn't any is because they used up all the material. I'm sure if they had new stuff to work with, they would for sure do it.

@qcrew2938

4 ай бұрын

He's a terrific host.... especially compared to the absolute train wreck we got in Joe Koi at the Golden Globes

@bill2066

2 ай бұрын

Jimmy Epsteins Performance?

That Guillermo bit made me so happy!!🥰🤣🤣

@boomerang8909

Жыл бұрын

12:34

@fairdinkum977

Жыл бұрын

Jimmy never leaves home without Guillermo by his side!😂

@elram2649

Жыл бұрын

Guillermo's his Wingman. Even Tom Cruise has to take the backseat. ☺️

@fairdinkum977

Жыл бұрын

@@elram2649 To understand how close Guillermo is, to Jimmy's heart... There was that time when Matt Damon "took over" Jimmy's show, and they got the great Andy Garcia to replace Guillermo!😄

@elram2649

Жыл бұрын

@Fair Dinkum OMG, I missed that one! 🤯😭 I'm gonna go find the clips! 😇 Thank you so much! They're an amazing comedy duo. 👌

Guillermo Moment was all worth it for me. He so much deserved it😊

@samstrider3253

Жыл бұрын

I was hoping it was the guy from What We Do In The Shadows.

@jaberjb8191

Жыл бұрын

@@samstrider3253 yeap that too. But nothing takes away that guillermo stare at the screen 👀😅

@ayoub.3939

Жыл бұрын

did you hear people barking in the background why is that?

@Thehardtruth69

Жыл бұрын

I saw him in sitting down before he was shown and was excited.

Jimmy Kimmel's 2023 Oscars Monologue delivered a perfect blend of humor and wit, making it a memorable and entertaining start to the 95th Academy awards. 😁👍

Its been a while since I felt this happy watching a video!!! Jimmy saying Top Gun Maverick was the best was emotional, every frame had 2-3 people I know but after Jimmy saying creed and beautiful Michelle yeoh, The Mandalorian Pedro Pascal AND OFCOURSE Spider-Man Andrew Garfield will be protecting him, broke into absolute hysteric applause!!! I loved this soo much!!!!! Well done Jimmy at the Oscars! 14.3.2023

I'm so happy Guillermo has a seat at the Oscars

@michaelgonzalez4176

Жыл бұрын

But no tuxedo! Dresses like a security guard.

@danb5595

Жыл бұрын

Why?

@dragoflamer786

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelgonzalez4176 part of his character

@peterwinters8587

Жыл бұрын

You mean two seats

@michaelgonzalez4176

Жыл бұрын

@@danb5595 I'd guess probably because he is.-------------

Damn how smooth and cool is Pedro Pascal? I need a gif of that moment of his

@HRHDMKYT

Жыл бұрын

Just saw the final episode of ‘The Last of Us’. I know nothing of the video game or the show, but they did a brilliant recap, and my family who I watched with filled in some knowledge gaps, so I thoroughly enjoyed it. Loving Pedro!

@licia1130smilez

Жыл бұрын

Deadass he said im watching y’all bc I know you fans are gonna be stressed by the time the Oscar’s are over and you catch the last episode.

That was an incredible opening. Well done, Jimmy.

Finally.. The Oscar's back on track. Excellent job Jimmy! Glad Guillermo was able to have his own seat.

A well-deserved shout-out to John Williams! Thank you, Jimmy and the writers for acknowledging this living legend and remembering his 53 nominations!

@bekalara3928

Жыл бұрын

John Williams is the man!

@dizzy388

Жыл бұрын

and yet no one ever remembers john powell 😢

@Dreamcatcher9000

Жыл бұрын

@@dizzy388 That was random. :p

@csjcsj2906

Жыл бұрын

​@@dizzy388 Don't remember Powerll... ...but I remember Powell, though!

@dizzy388

Жыл бұрын

@@csjcsj2906 hah - good catch! i should never write comments after midnight

“We have nominees from every corner of Dublin.” This line always gets me 😂 among five Irish actors, four of whom are for the roles in The Banshees of Inisherin. Definitely worth watching ❤❤❤

@franv342

Жыл бұрын

Always gets you? Lol as if this happened years ago

@spenser9908

Жыл бұрын

@@franv342 In fairness, he's unemployed and this is the 17th time he's watched this video.

@franv342

Жыл бұрын

@@spenser9908 Lol

@somergoyt

Жыл бұрын

funny movie.. funnier dialogues

@thitran6105

Жыл бұрын

ok

I liked his monologue. It was funny and respectful.

I never saw this on Sunday night, so am happy this is up on KZread. I think the writers and Jimmy Kimmel did a *terrific* job! This must be a difficult gig, and when live, anything can happen. Yet the participants in his jokes all played along, which was fun, and no one was insulted (too badly). It *is* just movies, after all.

So glad that they brought back all 23 categories to be broadcast live. It was ridiculous to eliminate such important categories like cinematography, the very thing that makes movies as movies. Without cinematography, movies are plays or novels for chrissake. Finally everything is back to how it should be.

@allergictostupidpeople7893

Жыл бұрын

Not really all left liberal SATANIC worshipers

@benzaiten933

Жыл бұрын

yeah and even the less 'glamorous' categories are vital for movie making. it's just insulting to tell all those hard working folks that they're just not important enough to be shown on screen.

@NormaLilia24

Жыл бұрын

Why did they eliminate that category?

@raulcitraro

Жыл бұрын

This is the MOST boring show on Earth. If RICKY GERVAIS guess- hosted the Oscars, the rating would go through the roof!

@AshaNimo1

Жыл бұрын

And score and animated feature

The Oscars are just so much better with a host. Any awards show needs an MC, gives the whole things structure and doesn’t feel awkward like the other years. He gets people laughing and loosens up the energy a bit and then its not as stiff for the rest of the show.

@BryanCostner

Жыл бұрын

But it depends on who's the host too. Last year's host was terrible (Wanda Sykes was not too bad) so even if The Academy wants a host, they better pick a good one. Kimmel was one of the better choices, probably since Seth MacFarlane

@Guillaume2606

Жыл бұрын

@@BryanCostner Ricky Gervais was and is still the best of all!

@BryanCostner

Жыл бұрын

@@Guillaume2606 But Ricky is not here so no, I'm just talking about the person who has host the Oscars, Ricky is not one of them and probably never will be

@sanjushah3061

Жыл бұрын

The Oscars went smoothly this year. Thanks to Chris Rock Will Smith and his B'atch wife for not showing up.

@mazroon

Жыл бұрын

Too bad it was Kimmel.

Classic! After last year’s disastrous ending this comes as a refreshing reboot!

What a difference ONE year makes! From the absolute crass, classless Will Smith train wreck to what will be one of the best comeback story of once blackballed and forgotten actor Brendan Fraser as Oscar winner for best actor. Jimmy’s Opening monologue captured the energetic upbeat vibe.

I love that he was danced off the stage... 😆😂

@merwitch

Жыл бұрын

That was my favorite bit of the whole monologue

@BryanCostner

Жыл бұрын

When I saw that, I was like "yeah let's just stick with Kimmel as the Oscar host shall we?"

@primal84

Жыл бұрын

@@chjr4740 haha. Good catch!

@Thehardtruth69

Жыл бұрын

His monologue was too long XD

@1003JustinLaw

Жыл бұрын

@@Thehardtruth69 Hey it wasn't 19 minutes, but I suppose that's because he didn't attack anyone

This is the first time the Oscars have felt like "good old days" in probably 5-10 years. No grandstanding, no angry hurt-filled speeches, no drama, no Harvey Weinsteins creeping up the red carpet, no real politics, no lineup of legacy nominees only there to make condescending statements about Hollywood's narcissism. Just a whole bunch of first-time nominees THRILLED to be there, speeches full of joy and enthusiasm, and a round of movies that I actually felt like I've seen. This felt like an Oscars full of positivity with very little cynicism, and I was genuinely overjoyed for every person who won. I wish more people actually watched this year because I feel like this was the year they finally got it right.

@shainas6149

Жыл бұрын

Couldn’t agree more

@Quartermaster1463

Жыл бұрын

YUPPPPP

@AlienfromY841

Жыл бұрын

What Hollywood has been severely lacking is fresh meat and it's nice to know that it's slowly turning around on that front

@Gologo7

Жыл бұрын

Said no one ever..🙄

@hollowedhope

Жыл бұрын

Very well put

One year on, and every clap at the Oscars still feels like a tribute to that legendary slap.

Great opening monologue! Jimmy nailed it!!!🎉

12:20 Andrew constantly serving the meme community

I have never seen so many people smile so hard, so long, ever😂

@MavicAir1

Жыл бұрын

I was literally laughing my face off ! Jimmy did a great job and didn't hold back.

@Ronnaferd

Жыл бұрын

Including me! 😆

@Shirtsaysshirt

Жыл бұрын

Paid actors

@WolfenmarK

Жыл бұрын

@@Shirtsaysshirt Well... Yes. 😂

@jeffmoore4483

Жыл бұрын

You see all those people that GOT SUCKERED INTO VOTING FOR JOE BIDEN because he said He was going to forgive student loans 😂😂😂 then bail out banks took him three days .

Wow, Jimmy Kimmel really brought his A-game to the Oscars this year! His monologue had me laughing from beginning to end.

The “maybe even give the assailant a hug” 😂🤣💯🔥did it for me. Jimmy is a legend for that whole monologue. Between this and Chris Rocks Netflix…..it was worth a year wait.

@WhoseIAm7

Жыл бұрын

You waited a year for nothing on both accounts? You can't be serious...

@thetouristaonTikToc

Жыл бұрын

@@WhoseIAm7 Roflmao whoooooaaaa what? Are you a complete idiot or are you joking? Oh yes…..I have not moved from my chair for 365 days….I have my meals delivered to my computer desk. I use a commode so I don’t have to get up from my chair to use the bathroom. I slept with my head down and notifications turned up just IN CASE some news about smith and rock will pop up. And now…. I can move on with my life. Yes..l waited a whole year. My life stopped until now. 🤣🤟🏽😎 And you’re a total moron. Thanks for the laugh.

That was just amazing. I love how happy Ke Huy Quan and Brendan Fraser are at just getting a mention, Brendan was literally in tears. I love how Jimmy called out last year's audience for their inaction after the slap - and not just the audience but the Committee in general for still giving Smith the award. I love how game everyone is especially Spielberg ("Oh you're here too, Sepp or Seb is it?, how long have you been there?"), the two Guillermos and Garfield. And the RRR bit when they played Jimmy off. And the absence of the Matt Damon prop gag. Not the funniest but easily one of the best, most grounded opening speeches in recent years.

As a current student in a public speaking class, I really appreciate the skill it takes to be able to speak for such a long time without reading off of something. Kudos to you Jimmy!

@bojackkatarn

Жыл бұрын

There are teleprompters for the Oscars. Not sure if Kimmel used them but wouldn't surprise me if he had "prompts" even if it wasn't verbatim.

@rolandofgilead43

Жыл бұрын

@@bojackkatarn with him i would not be surprised if he does sometimes ad lib but everything is rehearsed which is why you wonder why last year Rock's hosting joke wasn't killed in the rehearsal

@nealart

Жыл бұрын

I agree. Not many can speak as well and hit every point.

@olivia-performanceartist3693

Жыл бұрын

@@bojackkatarneven with the teleprompters the ability to sound natural and not rely on them for every single word is quite a skill.

@bojackkatarn

Жыл бұрын

@@olivia-performanceartist3693 Yes, but he's been a late night show host for over 20 years.

Jimmy Kimmel is my favourite Oscars host. So thrilled that he was asked to host again.

Spielberg might be the most dangerous man in that room. Lol

John Williams is an living legend, our finest living composer🥰💜💞

@Erin.56

Жыл бұрын

Yes. Amazing at 91

@AldrinCGomez

Жыл бұрын

True

@Mia_Skywalker

Жыл бұрын

If he ever releases a complete works of all his work, I'll buy it, no matter how expensive (and huge) it is.

@nikezooms

Жыл бұрын

thomas newman

@gaylord_focker

Жыл бұрын

hans zimmer

Well said...He introduced the movies and actors nominated, spoke about cinema and other movies not nominated...+ Some funny facts. He brought some respect back to the Oscars.

@gfox9295

Жыл бұрын

His third time hosting. First time was marred a bit by the envelope switcheroo at the end (not that that was his fault, but a lot of times that's what gets mentioned about his first time is all I mean). Really glad to hear everything went well this time. I wasn't able to watch it live but have been watching clips on youtube today and enjoying most of what I've seen. I'm a big Letterman fan (as was Kimmel growing up) and a Conan fan, but Kimmel has always had my respect as well.

@laluenbaires

Жыл бұрын

​@@gfox9295but he even handled the envelope incident well

@borris3768

Жыл бұрын

He's a terrible host

@jamesmacker

Жыл бұрын

Oscars and respect lol

@Nobushido

Жыл бұрын

more money in one paycheck than a decade in Afghanistan. Hows egg prices! fuxking moron

That was an awesome opening!!! ❤

This is comedy in its highest form. It was hilarious, it was brave and it had class. Thanks for such a deliverance! The good old days are back!

@joliecide

8 ай бұрын

Seeing this made me realize how much I hated the 2022 oscars

✨Guillermo sitting next to Questlove, that’s a fine duo!✨

Damn, I can't believe tonight was Jamie Lee Curtis's first Oscar

@shoutatthesky

Жыл бұрын

I can't believe she actually gets work!

@peacelife

Жыл бұрын

I know right! It's crazy

@theTruthSeekerishere

Жыл бұрын

​@@shoutatthesky well when you're the daughter of actors...

@helene420

Жыл бұрын

​@@shoutatthesky why?

@MrMiike83

Жыл бұрын

I know, I could easily think of 5 others more deserving

Also, I like how Pedro Pascal quickly reacted to the camera. He's ready. LOL.

Jimmy Kimmel is Incredible :) Please bring him back to host the Oscars next year :)

@qcrew2938

4 ай бұрын

Nailed it

this was actually a really solid ceremony overall

@allergictostupidpeople7893

Жыл бұрын

How old are you?? I bet ratings were low most people don't watch award shows of any kind anymore all political the music performance is SATANIC it's all Red = SATAN

@keepingupwithculver545

Жыл бұрын

Yup, definitely the least cringe Oscars in a looong time!

@heyimmagenta7310

Жыл бұрын

idk, that slap set the bar high...

The entire night was about comebacks. All four acting Oscar recipients, each one had a story about being either past their prime or dealing with rejection. One of the rare nights Hollywood got it right. And thank goodness no Slap-Gate to dominate the headlines. This was all about letting these actors shine in the spotlight. Congrats.

@ZacharySire

Жыл бұрын

all the wrong actors won, and making it even worse, they all gave awful acceptance speeches.

@gaylord_focker

Жыл бұрын

@@ZacharySire Terrible opinion

@icarovdl

Жыл бұрын

​@@gaylord_focker great opinion, Everything Everywhere was trash

@gaylord_focker

Жыл бұрын

@@icarovdl No, absolutely terrible opinion. EEAAO is a masterpiece.

@cesarincamendozaloyola4407

Жыл бұрын

Cate deserved her third one.

That Guillermo joke was pristine 😂

3:15 I love how you can hear Ke Huy Quan answearing Kimmel's question

"When I look around this room I can't help but remember, is ozempic right for me?" 💀💀💀🤣

@jenniferbaumgarden9293

Жыл бұрын

I didn't really get that one. Was it because people were wearing blue diabetes ribbons?

@celesteblack1803

Жыл бұрын

@@jenniferbaumgarden9293 a lot of celebrities have been using ozempic to lose weight

@davidbwa

Жыл бұрын

I believe he was joking about the fact that many folks who do not have diabetes have been using it off label for weight loss. And from what I read that was mainly folks like movie stars.

@r7diego

Жыл бұрын

@@celesteblack1803 ohhhhh thanks !

@LogicalVelocity

Жыл бұрын

I've lost 100 lbs from ozempic in the last year. It's saved my life.

So glad he can convey through a joke how absolutely ridiculous the lack of response to the slap last year was by Oscars and audience.

@googlamonster5086

Жыл бұрын

That was the best part of an excellent opening!

@acun4075

Жыл бұрын

I think a lot of people thought it was a joke at first till Smith went back to his seat and started yelling, hell, even I thought the slap looked comical at first and didn't think anything of it.

@pflanagan1

Жыл бұрын

I mean, you or I wouldn't have acted any differently knowing these guys are actors, and the Oscar's always has a few performances throughout the show. I don't think it's fair to play armchair quarterback to the reactions of people in the crowd.

@beeveranga2138

Жыл бұрын

Fave part!

@smartyhardy8924

Жыл бұрын

​@@acun4075 yeah especially when Will left the stage, he walked like he did in "Wild Wild West" lmao. I also thought this was staged, until he started shouting at Chris Rock.

I do love hearing your stories and watching your videos, thank you for making them

Finally a good monologue after so long! Also can't get over how everyone went absolute bananas over Andrew Garfield🙌

@Erin.56

5 ай бұрын

His 2017 monologue was excellent too… watch it again

Not a Kimmel fan in the slightest, but this was a solid monologue, he had me cracking up more than a few times.

@andrewborody

Жыл бұрын

His writers did a fantastic job

@ewpaint

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewborody this.

@mjn55128

Жыл бұрын

Yeah Kimmel repulses me to the utmost extreme, and just the mention of his name has me wretching in disgust. This monologue however, was pure gold and I was absolutely rolling on the floor in uncontrollable laughter. I thought I was going to puke in delight. Yeah, this was the monologue.

@jerrywinker5308

Жыл бұрын

@@mjn55128 liberal

@maxzillajr3627

Жыл бұрын

@@jerrywinker5308 lmao seethe more chud

Really glad to see Brandon Fraiser getting love. Dudes had it hard and everyone loves a comeback story.

@GD-he2xj

Жыл бұрын

Right? I feel bad for him - especially when people misspell his first name.

@livewiiiiire

Жыл бұрын

​@@GD-he2xj and his last lol it's Fraser

@GD-he2xj

Жыл бұрын

@@livewiiiiire Thank you, I didn't see that! I stopped at 'Brandon'

@rnenashev

Жыл бұрын

You mean Kim Kardashian?

@drixcel2741

Жыл бұрын

@@rnenashevKim… well…

I love the shoutouts to the different actors and actresses. That was awesome

That was an awesome monologue. Jimmy K hit just the right balance!

Brendan Fraser deserves more love from his peers.

@joaquimgoncalves9412

Жыл бұрын

Well deserved oscar.

@leevancliffneridacampo7769

Жыл бұрын

He deserved what he got that night!?🥺😭

@jameswilliams-zr8co

Жыл бұрын

no, the whale is a horrible miserbale movie, and anti god crap

@rolly86

Жыл бұрын

​@@jameswilliams-zr8co but god doesn't exist soooo where's the problem?🙄🤔

@TheDienhart

Жыл бұрын

@@jameswilliams-zr8co well everyone else doesn’t think so Ahab.

At last, a ceremony where monologue isn't boring!

@davidfeltz8697

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. He touched on everything. Kept is classy, light, funny while acknowledging the talent in the theater.

@mymind1615

Жыл бұрын

@@davidfeltz8697 yea cuz the world is getting sensitive so you know so that he doesn’t get cancelled

@FireJach

Жыл бұрын

Is Hollywood back?

@muleyamwiinga3988

Жыл бұрын

Safe and boring

@ryanhau1073

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, last year did gave Jimmy some material

Best monologue ever in Jimmy Kimmel.. Oops !! the Oscars!! 👏

Maybe it was just me but I really love the sense of camaraderie that Kimmel developed just calling out the names of those characters....(got chills with Mandalorian) as if they would form some kind of an Oscar superleague LOL....

Now that is what you call "An Oscar worthy entrance"... brilliant idea!

@nataliecillerova6640

Жыл бұрын

Top Gun was also "Oscar worthy" film in my opinion and not just for Sound but more

@douglashenry6996

Жыл бұрын

Jack Palance's push-ups were even greater, but it was well done.

It actually would be funny to see people danced off stage lol

@Erin.56

Жыл бұрын

Especially to that Indian movie dance! Naatu Naatu RRR Which stands for Rise Roar Revolt Glad it won best song!

@nerdakash4920

Жыл бұрын

​@@Erin.56 accept my greetings from ur Indian friend.. ty for appreciating this song..

@dv9239

Жыл бұрын

​@@Erin.56 Kimmel triggered Indians calling it a bollywood movie

@playstationaccount4473

Жыл бұрын

​@@dv9239 Tolly, Bolly....they're all crap.

@fuelarjun

Жыл бұрын

@@dv9239 🤣

Jimmy kills it every time he does this show

I watched in uk yesterday. Jimmy is the best. Made me laugh. Was my favourite opening in many years. Great job Jimmy.

The Spiderman, Fabelman and Guillermo joke was hilarious 😂😂. Jimmy was really good with this monologue, wasn't expecting so many good jokes from him especially some risky jokes.

@BuckyBarnesATL

Жыл бұрын

I really can’t wait to see Guillermo’s video at the Oscars.

Two actors from "Encino Man" won an Oscar in 2023, so happy for both of them, Michelle Yeoh & Jamie Lee Curtis👍👍👍👏👏👏😂😂😂

@knucksandboltz9908

Жыл бұрын

ENCINO MAN, BRENDAN FRASER co-starred KE HUY QUAN. The MUMMY 3, TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR, BRENDAN FRASER co-starred MICHELLE YEOH.

@markpomerhn76

Жыл бұрын

​@@knucksandboltz9908I didn't realize that! Wow!

at 3:29 Im wondering how many people couldn't see the stage 🤣

@laduchesse6530

Жыл бұрын

It's on huge screens.

12:48 Guillermo, what a lovely cute face

Perfect host and monologue. Addressed everything that needed addressing including a little reprimand for the audience’s apathy last year. Well done Mr Kimmel👏

@brunoarekhandia2158

Жыл бұрын

Well, we didn't see Matt Damon on stage trying to slap him...I won't say it's exactly perfect.

@BakingBadOBX

Жыл бұрын

that was the best part. I actually faded away into my phone listening and then I heard that and had to rewind. That was the first thing I noticed last year during the slap, not a single knucklehead moved an inch.

@BakingBadOBX

Жыл бұрын

that was the best part. I actually faded away into my phone listening and then I heard that and had to rewind. That was the first thing I noticed last year during the slap, not a single knucklehead moved an inch.

@billfleming6211

Жыл бұрын

He was rude to the nice woman in front row

Jimmy really nailed it. Especially the way he talked about last year's incident.

@AhmadKhan-ez3zk

Жыл бұрын

you mean the writers you wrote the monologue nailed it

@vade137

Жыл бұрын

By "it" do you mean the children at Epstien Island...his frequent vacation spot. nasty.

@fallingdown9948

Жыл бұрын

FJK

@SerJoker5150

Жыл бұрын

@@fallingdown9948 Trump hates you

@jiml4987

Жыл бұрын

It was very brave of Jimmy making a joke about Keith's wife.

Woah Donnie Yen sitting back on John William?

That Seth Rogen joke 😂😂 Jimmy was amazing here 👏

@millasuini8307

Жыл бұрын

I don't get it but I still laughed. Lol

Jimmy in his finest hour insists on having Guillermo by his side!❤👏

@gfox9295

Жыл бұрын

TWO Guillermos! Kimmel's such a greedy boy. ;)

@itsbonkerjojo9028

Жыл бұрын

​@@gfox9295 wtf r u saying tho

@gfox9295

Жыл бұрын

@@itsbonkerjojo9028 Did you watch the bit where at first the camera went to Guillermo del Toro in the crowd before Jimmy Kimmel said "no, the other one!" and it went to Jimmy's Guillermo? That's what I was referencing!

@itsbonkerjojo9028

Жыл бұрын

@@gfox9295 i saw guilmro at first. So he isn't the real one also where is the real one . Oh my god i am getting messed up . I m gonna die soon . anyway fck me . Bye for now. It's about to hit 1 p clock . Bye gud night

@gfox9295

Жыл бұрын

@@itsbonkerjojo9028 hey now, they're both real Guillermos. ;) Take it easy, okay? Take care of yourself.

You know you're getting older when the Oscars camera pans to the audience and you have no idea who 50% of the people are

@RS54321

Жыл бұрын

The Grammys are 10X worse!!

@zanetapenny8388

Жыл бұрын

It just means you're not watching a lot of movies nowadays. I recognized everyone, but that's because watching movies is a hobby for me.

@lucysphotosfromar

Жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing when they panned the audience. Even stopped the video and had a good look. Been watching the Oscars since the 1960's. I guess I should be happy to be here to see if I recognize anyone at all.

@goodial

Жыл бұрын

if you're watching just the oscars and not the movies that are nominated, yeah you're gonna have a hard time :)

@vade137

Жыл бұрын

thats a good thing, but if you really want to know they are pedophiles and satanists.

Jimmy is perfect for this. He was extremely entertaining. I hope he is chosen for next year’s, too. 👍

@Erin.56

5 ай бұрын

He is ! Hosting 96th Oscars for 4th time on March 10, 2024

@qcrew2938

4 ай бұрын

He's doing it again.... He's the perfect host

Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-man from the worst Spider-man movies. Even the best actors can't redeem a poorly written film. He deserves another shot. He was so damn great in No Way Home. Honestly the best part of the movie.

the hesitation in applause when he said spiderman 😭😭 they were definitely expecting tom holland there

@PhazerSC

Жыл бұрын

Andrew Garfield's facial expression "I know, I'm not Tom" was pretty funny.

@jaywillie7840

Жыл бұрын

He was one of the Spider-Man so close enough 😂😂

@jameswilliams-zr8co

Жыл бұрын

andrew rules !

@JetfireTurbo

Жыл бұрын

@@PhazerSC I think his expression was more like “don’t count on me to defend you, buddy”

@Thehardtruth69

Жыл бұрын

Thank God it wasn't Tom, the worst Spiderman of the bunch

Jimmy Kimmel did an outstanding job hosting the show! I have not watched the Academy Awards for years and really, really enjoyed it this year!

Haven't watched this in thirty three years. And my happiness just keeps going.

I love that Jimmy points a spotlight on Guillermo any chance he gets.

That's how you redeem yourself! jokes and remarks that are almost crossing the line but just don't... Incredible job Jimmy Kimmel... And finally the oscars where worth watching again!

@Hank_Amarillo

Жыл бұрын

there is no redemption. hes an establishment hack

@blue-calla

Жыл бұрын

If you think Chris Rock’s GI Jane joke crossed the line, then your line is way too low.

@favourkaeem6065

Жыл бұрын

@@blue-calla likeeee learn to take a joke lol.

@blue-calla

Жыл бұрын

@@favourkaeem6065 ikr?! Lol

@googleuser4428

Жыл бұрын

Yes, because loosing an ENTIRE career over a weak GI Jane joke is sensible. If Spielberg decided Jimmy "crossed the line"...then what? Absolutely no justification for the idiotic and classless action that occurred last year

andrew’s reaction to “youre gonna have to tangle with spider-man” is the most peter parker thing ever! 😆

@Soul-up8ru

Жыл бұрын

And it's even funnier when you realize he was nominated alongside Will Smith last year

Can you imagine if Ricky Gervais had hosted? Absolutely nothing would have been held back 😂

One of the safest & tame monologues in Oscar history

I loved the "Fabel-Man" bit at 12:27. Love Spielberg's humour.

3:29 I’d be pissed if I had to sit behind her you can already see the guy beside her trying to look over her 😂

@hwq1234

Жыл бұрын

Was searching for this comment 😂

@hopelessflex

Жыл бұрын

me too 🤣

I love you (so to speak). I find you a quick , funny, just mean enough & I like your comparisons . Simply I like you. Thanks for all your your utube content. Thanks for eating super with us every night especially durning Covid 19. Thanks again

Jimmy Kimmel was the perfect host. I laughed out loud a lot, right up till the final bit. I noticed in the comments a lot of new fans - watch his show, as he is perfectly hilarious every single night. He is the absolute best!!!

Kimmel killed it! Great monologue!

@barrybarry5803

Жыл бұрын

He's a trained monkey reading words off a teleprompter!!!

@vade137

Жыл бұрын

replace "it" with "children" and you have a true statement...oh, of course drop your last sentence, that's just silly.

I just love how brendan fraser stops clapping when he is mentioned and on camera and starts again clapping for the next one. Such a great human being

@gracemunich1476

Жыл бұрын

yes, humble

@Keysi_6

Жыл бұрын

I rhoguht kimmel would ssy austin butler next but he got forgotten

12:23 Andrew Garfield is me at every function 💀

Next to Billy Crystal. Jimmy Kimmel has definitely become my favorite current Oscars host. Knows how to play the crowd and celebrate the movies nominated at the same time.