Jim and Jim 2 of my favorites! I have a job where I hear the worst of the worst of life and comedy is one of the things that keep me sane.

Saw Jim live last night in Portland, OR. His new routine is hilarious.

@7Be

4 жыл бұрын

All of Jim's specials are fucking funny.

4:33 "Why would you wanna take the risk?" Because the risk associated with the incidence of phimosis (tight foreskin) is 1%. Just because you had a tight foreskin doesn't mean every uncircumcised male is just as likely to develop the condition.

@beefster68

3 жыл бұрын

Bore Off, It's comedy. If you cant take it don't watch it ...

@rahul7270

3 жыл бұрын

@@beefster68 Oh, I can take it, disagree with parts of it and express my disagreement.

@telmolicious

2 жыл бұрын

@@beefster68 Doesn’t mean they don’t have actual disagreements. Ppl can weigh in. If u can’t take it don’t read the comments.

@lifelongbachelor3651

Жыл бұрын

bingo. only american ignoramuses carp on about phimosis, ably lied to by their 'doctors', aka medical hucksters.

How people can rationalize mutilating a baby without their consent is beyond me.

@jonw3462

5 жыл бұрын

rationalize and insult people that dont do the same.

@seedy80

5 жыл бұрын

Lack of resistance equals implied consent.

@TheLivirus

5 жыл бұрын

k.

@lifelongbachelor3651

Жыл бұрын

they're known as dumb asses.

@bobee1284

Жыл бұрын

You are giving your son a healthier life.

I fucking LOVE my foreskin! It even has a name....

@renny3816

Жыл бұрын

Foreskin is amazing.

They called it Seal Team Six to deceive the Soviets into thinking they had more seal teams than they did, and that the activities of these phantom teams appeared to be completely hidden

Jim and, Sam just makes the room comfortable. Everyone thinks there's suppose to be a huge star to host. They are! I fucking love them

A non-retractable foreskin can nearly always be made retractable with a few months of gentle stretching. Sorry to the fellow who got bad advice and lost a pleasure-receptive part for probably no reason.

@KonradCurves

6 жыл бұрын

Ron Low not always been cases where it so tight that is causes it to swell and bruise sometimes it is needed for medical reasons

@TLCTugger

6 жыл бұрын

If you get a diagnosis like that buy a lotto ticket because you're extraordinarily rare.

@dannymadison6335

6 жыл бұрын

It's literally fixable by a simple short course of application of steroidal cream. Also, your foreskin isn't even supposed to retract until around puberty.

@cordlefhrichter1520

5 жыл бұрын

@@dannymadison6335 That's not true. You need to pull it back to clean it.

@dannymadison6335

5 жыл бұрын

@@cordlefhrichter1520 actually, yes it is true. The foreskin is fused to the head of the penis during infancy, and actually serves as a protection from infections by keeping out any urine or feces. It naturally separates around puberty.

Jim's face when he first hears the Elvis singer was beautifull

Forget the Orion show. The best elvis impersonator was Tortelvis from the band Dread Zeppelin. I remember Robert Plant once said it was his favourite band. Plus they had a live show that was a great time. I've seen then 3 times. over the years.

The Capt. Philips pirate actor was also had a big role in a movie called Pirates of Somalia. typecast pirate

Mickey Roarke in Barfly.........fkn great! lol cheers

Could have listened to JJ for hours. Never boring, always funny, even if i don't share his politics.

Seal team 5, good stuff. I wonder what Jim's thoughts on airplane food are.

This is what theme does to you. It waters you down makes you scared

Sorry your friend Sam felt he had to get cut because his foreskin was non-retractable. We now know there are NON-SURGICAL ways to resolve phimosis. EVEN IF those fail and surgery is called for, it is NOT circumcision, but bi-lateral dorsal slits with transverse closures which resolves it, with minimal loss if sensitive tissue. Foreskin feels REALLY good. Circumcision alters sex DRAMATICALLY. Informed adults can decide for themselves. Forced genital reduction to children is unethical.

The only reason circumcisions happen in the west is because a guy called kellogg was a weirdo.

I couldnt get my helmet out my foreskin as a kid and sometimes when I pulled it out it would get stuck out ...I didnt get circumcised and it's fine now , that just can happen as a child is all

Foreskin rules! Thanks for not hating me, Mom & Dad!

@renny3816

Жыл бұрын

Foreskin does rule! Lots of men and women like their partners with foreskin.

#FreeCountDankula #PugJokesMatter

@carebear310

6 жыл бұрын

experiment54 I Agree💯

@experiment54

6 жыл бұрын

Tag2740 Free him from the tyranny. He will be sentenced in a few months as the judge has called for a break so evidence of his past can be gathered to prove he is a nazi jew hater. Something he is not. But thats what the judge is calling for, to look into as much of his past as possible to find stuff he can use to sentence him.

@alliedatheistalliance6776

6 жыл бұрын

The UK is now going through it's very own McCarthyism. Great

@experiment54

6 жыл бұрын

Allied Atheist Alliance Its real bad nowadays as this case proves, since they can search through everything we have ever written online, uploaded etc And then use that to sentence. This case sets a precedent and if any comic makes a bad joke in the future and is hauled before a court a judge can go back through all their material to sentence them. Its a real issue.

@experiment54

6 жыл бұрын

RadicalScotman If you wont believe me then check out CountDankulas youtube channel where he himself says they are going back through his history to sentence him. Also there are various other court day videos where they all say the same thing as they were sat in court listening. There is no difference between the comic on stage and someone on youtube making a joke. A joke is a joke. CountDankula is the canary in the coal mine. And posting on youtube spreads the message far and wide so it becomes even more in the public eye and perception. Every little helps. What are you doing?

0:44 was that an orb?

"They let me do what they want to do"

Being passive aggressive about circumcision has proven to be career suicide for at least a few people I can think of.

@renny3816

Жыл бұрын

Really like who?

31:00 the guy was in the new Bladerunner movie, wasn't he?

29:52, seems like they cut something out there....

Jim Jefferies is the best. He's fucking hilarious.

i love jim jefferies.

@jc.1191

4 жыл бұрын

April 18th 👍

im pretty sure it was the U.S. ARMY RANGERS that rescued the lone survivor, not SEAL TEAM 6 ..idk why its SEAL TEAM 6 who are the badasses of the seals. I think there's something about #6 in the U.S. Military. When I was in, all the commanders (company, battalion, brigade, division, etc) all used 6 as their vehicle's bumper number. Maybe SEAL TEAM 6 is the commander in chief's SEAL TEAM. ???

Jim Jeffries is my black leathered bro!

This show was brought to you by Tic Tacs

The reason sex toys are "circumcised" is because the foreskin retracts when you put it in a minge. When you're not putting it in a minge the foreskin protects the sensitive bit and keeps it sensitive. My mate had his circumcised in his 20s for medical reasons and he said that it was sensitive as hell for a while but then it lost the sensitivity. He says that masturbating was easier before the op and now he has to use hand cream or lube.

2:25 for the o&a sub

My wife loves my foreskin, I was her first hooded warrior and she’s said she can never go back.

@pseudonayme7717

6 жыл бұрын

lol @ "hooded warrior"

@mathewmara2184

6 жыл бұрын

T B that's because it was big and black, not because it's uncut 😂

@skillzorz101

6 жыл бұрын

It's black and wearing a hoodie? Call the cops!

@samir6047

5 жыл бұрын

@@skillzorz101 don't call the cops.they will shoot it🤣

@renny3816

Жыл бұрын

It’s amazing. I prefer intact men, over cut ones.

Freudian slip at 00:50

the comments are half "MUH CIRCUMCISION" and half "MUH TRUMP" and this is something I find enjoyable.

there is a couple highly secret bases in Colorado, Utah etc..

Uncircumcised is gross. I prefer circumcised.

@renny3816

Жыл бұрын

No. It’s natural. Why do we have to body shame and put men down, for their bodies? I never put cut men down, even though I like my men to be uncut. This body shaming stuff is so not cool, especially since it results in millions of babies having their bodies altered against his will.

There should be a trans Olympic Games

"Do you think the Nazis hid Elvis?" :)

@7star7storm7

6 жыл бұрын

michael mattice dont be stupid mate........hes out back of 7/11 with tupac drinkn green slurpees

Get the guys from Ghost Adventures and tell them to bring their best evidence. I bet you will believe.

Don't read the comments... Just enjoy the video.

@abchernin

5 жыл бұрын

K31R616 Oh, fellow traveler, if only I heeded your warning! Alas... My eyes will take days to recover from the toxic burn of the smoldering dogshit and tires pile that is the insightful discussion in the comments to this. HEAR THIS MAN! Go no further x_x

@shannonhemingway9950

5 жыл бұрын

word... fellow earthling, what follows is Chloroform Font

@jc.1191

4 жыл бұрын

April 18th

There is a uncut toy..

@renny3816

Жыл бұрын

Yes and it’s amazing.

sam looks like the tattle tale on recess

in Jim Jeffries comedy show Swedish women and health care are the same thing.. fuckin brutal.

Hello people of Americaland quick question, Is there a full version of this show?

For people who give a fuck: set the playback speed to 0.5 and just enjoy.

The Lochness is the only one I think could be real just because we have barley even seen close to all of the ocean we can't even go that far down

They call it seal team 6 to make the Russians think they had more forces.

Why do we need to know all that shit?!

Jim Jeffries wears a fucking awesomectacular men's black leather jacket! It's something a Vulture Lord fan like me would wear! Yea!

So the show finally has some 'video' element. Gee.. only took how many years? Sirius KILLED O&A&J with the merger.

Ince a day! Thank fuck I though I had a problem! So once a day is not too much at all or are these having me on?! I honestly believed once every 3 days was about right.

Jeffries’s bit on gun control is gold

actually most US black sites are in other countries

There are minor health risks and minor benefits. It’s problematic because of the lack of consent- but that’s the reality of being a baby.

There's 8 seal teams

(Although it may be not verbatim...) "I wouldn't be caught in a Woody Allen movie because I'd never let a pedophile direct me."-- The poor mans' Doug Stanhope, Jim Jefferies-Menendez on his Comedy Central show. If only the pot'd stop nominally blackening the kettle (there'd be a lot less smug pollution).

CHEST!

It was perfectly legal to kill slaves during the times of slavery, and they would never use the word "murder related to this, this is similar to how "circumcision" takes place concerning it being legal and the wordage that they use rather than calling it what it is: "Male Genital Mutilation" This Jeffries guy is out of touch from reality, I guess that is true with a large majority of comedians, to be entertaining they think they have to kind of "lose it" John Lennon was never circumcised and have you listened to Double Fantasy, how can you not get what is going on? DUH! the piece on comedy central which just aired, the female that was so gung ho about circumcision she was UGLY ok? and the other interview was totally edited and we do not know what she was actually saying, then they showed a crazy woman saying he was lucky that they didn't kill him etc and then someone was chasing him with a knife, these mutilators need to be put in prison and throw away the key, and the old bags of crap like the woman communicating threats she should be put in a min security old folks home for the senile, ridiculous. "Crazy" alcoholics in medical field who are sex predators fancy themselves as comedians so they mutilate genitals in a context that it is something humorous THEY'RE MENTALLY ILL UNCHARGED SEX OFFENDERS

@HelloImNotJohnnyCash

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Affleck can you share your dealers number, I need whatever you are on...

@renny3816

Жыл бұрын

They are DEMONIC. The Bible’s New Testament is against circumcision.

Jay z cringe pic when I read these comments... And to think I was worried about him being a gateway drug to these

Theres a few Seal Teams it's just that Seal Team 6 were the ones that shot Osama In the head.... lol

I love how most of the comments are about foreskins

@renny3816

Жыл бұрын

Yup. They are natural and every man and woman has them, but society has made it acceptable to forcefully remove the foreskin from boys against their will.

Sam's face is genuinely frightening.

It's always great when a guy who thought the most famous place on earth was called Area 52 tries to inform us about things that are and aren't real.

Circumcised and funny!! I love you Jeff!!!!

@renny3816

Жыл бұрын

Very sad. No guy should be circumcised.

Mama

"They [Comedy Central] let me do what I wanna do." - Jim Jefferies 2018 kzread.info/dash/bejne/oZh3s8p6ld2oj7Q.html "Doh!" - Jim Jefferies 2019

I ate my foreskin It was overcooked

Jim’s eating on radio has taken him completely out of my life.

God damn these radio show hosts fell hard from grace. No sympathy, all that vile shit they talked.

@renny3816

Жыл бұрын

Yup. Vile people.

For a funny man I feel he always agrees with the elite's points and agendas which is a shame but perhaps could point to why he's so successful too.I wish he'd stick to comedy but not go into Russell Brand territory to be cool and to split his audience.He lost his family from going against his wife's beliefs on immunisation and religion so he has had to pay for his art lol.

I’ll keep my dick with how God made it. He probably knows best.

Jim Jeffries is the antithesis of Ricky Gervais.

Does Jim Jeffries nose jet weed in real life?

im dislking this because trump is my daddy and i can't dare to hear anyone say anything bad about him! #MAGA!!!!

@null2114

6 жыл бұрын

Crystal Logik you should run for president dude

@jc.1191

4 жыл бұрын

@Crystal Logik I'm good with that.

Jesus Christ Jim, who would'a thought that knocking some extra up and settling down would have been the move that turned you haggard.

@poppycock31185

2 жыл бұрын

Jim Jefferies has always been a two faced prick. The fact that he can be funny has helped him as far as being liked goes but he will say what he thinks the room wants to hear and will bash something/somebody one day and praise it the next depending on who he is trying to impress or win over. I personally can't stand him but I'm willing to admit that he has made me laugh several times.

The triggers are real lol

Fun fact there's not actually 6 seal teams last time I checked

@timhauck933

5 жыл бұрын

Uncle Ruckus more 5ha

@timhauck933

5 жыл бұрын

More than 6. When team 6 was created there were only a couple. But now there are more than Six

To everyone saying he is selling out I don't get it. He has been talking this stuff for like 6 years. He has not changed much at all.

@jc.1191

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, one of the funniest guys out there. April 18th!

Jim Jeffries was a great comedian, ever since he got his show he has changed into another trump bashing host. I don’t like trump but I’m fucking over this cheesy rip on trump fest.

@DaveSlaz

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe because Trump is a cunt ?

@jojoproof

6 жыл бұрын

Del Common you love trump don't lie

@DaveSlaz

6 жыл бұрын

Wrong.

@tbomber

6 жыл бұрын

are you saying its ok to make fun of cunts? misogynist

@scruffyp9480

6 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't mind if it was a bit of politics here and there but he constantly pushes it. I came here to laugh not to listen to your lefty spiel.

Area 51 is not the military designation that's Groom Lake Test Facility...it's the public name for it and it came from the Land Registry...Area 50 and 49 and 52 and 48 are probably directly next to it....

I suggest everyone listens to the nature of the beast rant by Patrice. Jim Jeffries has set himself up to owe big.

It seems like Bill Burr is the only one left that doesn't sell out.

There are a lot of clear ufo videos

@realtalk5329

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crashawsome look up the pheonix lights. Or the video of the ufo over the dome of the rock in Jerusalem. That was recorded from multiple angles. I could keep going on

@realtalk5329

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crashawsome you have to put all the info together not just the video. And the ufo in Jerusalem shot up with unwordly acceleration. How do u explain that? Or the radar readings of the mile long craft that was tracked thru Nevada to pheonix? How do u explain thousands of ppl including the governor seeing something a mile long block out the stars above. Including some witnesses describing telepathic communication telling them not to be scared n it was a demonstration

@realtalk5329

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crashawsome the video shows something a mile long in the sky n u think thats not a good video?

@realtalk5329

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crashawsome not my findings. U need to do some research u obviously haven't even watched a single documentary on the subject

@realtalk5329

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crashawsome some witnesses described it blacking out their ENTIRE view of the stars when it passed directly above them

Jim: "There's never been a sex-toy with a foreskin." Me: _googles "sex toy with foreskin"_ 700k results

@renny3816

Жыл бұрын

Why do cut men have to shame men with foreskin so much? I’ve never seen uncut men shame cut men the way cut men shame us. Nothing a cut man can say, will make me want to be cut.

Anyone going to ask him about lieing?

@tomtobin3907

4 жыл бұрын

tsh how about spelling fucktard?

@DR-mq1vn

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe you should learn to spell.

my problem with jim is he constantly shits on the US but he chooses to live here. He says that every country has the"American dream" if thats true why didn't he stay in Australia and get rich? Same with Ricky Gervais. They really should respect this country and us citizens. They act so enlightened and superior to Americans...yet they move here to exploit our economics.

@HelloImNotJohnnyCash

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Danielz 151 possibly exploiting this so called dream you speak of....

@ablecaine7919

5 жыл бұрын

Eric McRae + look... another loser who blames their country for their falures

@brianbozo2447

5 жыл бұрын

There is an African American comedian in the UK, Reginald D Hunter and he make observations and comparisons between people and life in the UK and the USA but does it with charm , good humor , respect and with no attitude about who is superior , inferior. Jim can be funny , especially when on a stage but Australians have a reputation for being brash.

@shuepsx652

5 жыл бұрын

Ricky lives in London. And you can choose to life in a country without buying into its superiority complex

jim "guns r bad trump, trump trump is bad, black liv es matter " Jefferies

@jojoproof

6 жыл бұрын

Jon Marinello literally all those things are true lol. Guns kill people, Trump is a stupid douchebag, and black lives do matter you racist fuck

@dearjordanpeterson2951

6 жыл бұрын

Jon Marin-whatever... Triggered much, Snowflake? Do you need your safespace? Awwww....

@Aitcheoz

6 жыл бұрын

OY ME SON HANK! OY ME USED TO BE FUNNY EH? OY ME SON HANK.

@jonmarinello1300

6 жыл бұрын

the like count, bitch

@jonmarinello1300

6 жыл бұрын

i loved jj, nut there is no way u cant say his direction has changed and become politcal,

Number 2 funny guy after Burr. Always enjoyable

@tonytoronto1401

6 жыл бұрын

Crystal Logik u drunk? Jim destroys Jim jeffries!?

@johnbutler7567

6 жыл бұрын

Louis ck is miles ahead of all of them in my opinion but I'm a fan of all

Jim Jefferies is the best

So many dudes that are SO UPSET about missing a bit of their junk! It is honestly so weird. There are nearly NO people who can honestly judge the difference, except all the dudes who needed it removed because it was messed up in some way. I know that where it is located makes it subtly different, but its an APPENDIX, it's useless and we've learned cleanliness, so it would be just as weird if it was just hanging around on the outside, beign dopey and useless.

@renny3816

Жыл бұрын

It’s not “useless.” Why do women think it’s ok to just cut our bodies, when it’s not necessary? My foreskin has lots of nerves and is created to protect the head of my member. It keeps it moisturized, so it doesn’t dry out. It’s easy for women to mock men that were cut, because girls aren’t cut against their will, but I think that should change.

@renny3816

Жыл бұрын

Why are people acting like it’s “normal” to carve into the bodies of non consenting baby boys? Why aren’t we given the same respect, that girls and women are given? Why do we have to be punished for not being born female?

@lifelongbachelor3651

Жыл бұрын

mind your own genitals. other peoples' bodies are not your business.

They let Jim get away with everything on his show. That includes editing around his racist jokes and showing someone else's comments out of context to make them look racist

@ki1631

3 жыл бұрын

@Bad Boys Boogie yes avi is a piece of shit aswell but STILL jefferies is a piece of shit aswell he talked about muslim babys that even avi was like ''children are a bit to far''

@ki1631

3 жыл бұрын

@Bad Boys Boogie man ive seen his comedy yes and i get people can say what they want and thats not the point buddy the point is hes now on his shitshow trying to belittle others who say mad shit meanwhile hes behind the editing saying even worse shit hes just a lying piece of shit of a human being nothing else a low hitting bullshit comic

@ki1631

3 жыл бұрын

@Bad Boys Boogie oke mate you also have an excuse for him about him admitting to drugging and fucking a 17 year old or you think like jim said ''its legal in the uk'' so its all cool im sure it tells alot about you aswell

@ki1631

3 жыл бұрын

@Bad Boys Boogie so you think telling on a radio show (a few years back) that you drugged and fucked a 17 year old BUT it technicly legal in the uk is a joke? dont dodge it now and ask yourself if you think a guy is funny telling something like that....think it says alot about what kind of person you are

@ki1631

3 жыл бұрын

@Bad Boys Boogie lol what the hell you trying to say now? like i should like cosby caus hes black? cosby is a piece of shit to! and thats why i hope he goes to prison but that doesnt make your boi jimmy here any better buddy you basicly admitting hes wrong but still trying to defend him basicly saying youre prob the same kind of piece of shit

I remember when Jim was funny, what happened

@jumbo7165

5 жыл бұрын

Hes sold himself out for Hollywood fame... Just look what he did on his last show where he edited that new Avi something, don't no last name, but that Avi secretly recorded the interview and Jim totally edited the answers to make Avi sound a idiot, Jim's another Hollywood slave.. I used to like him as he was funny as fuck, but now hes just another sell out....

Circumcision on a baby unnecessarily, should be illegal. It's an unnecessary operation on a baby, permanently altering the way he looks and debatabley feels. If you get to Sixteen and decide you want to get it done then you should be able to, but this isn't a haircut, the parents shouldn't be able to make the decision to alter the way the kid looks for the rest of his life.

@BrainInJar

6 жыл бұрын

Just to be clear, I'm not saying you shouldn't be circumcised. I'm just saying it should be your decision to make, not your parents.

SEALS go to 12 (that we know)

Void of any creativity

@MarksREmarks

6 жыл бұрын

thor's meat hammer: who is? three men the room, can you narrow it down some.

@Gyork_

6 жыл бұрын

Sam cough cough

@joshistyping

6 жыл бұрын

You mean "devoid", dopey?

Surprised at the ratings at first. Had to scroll down since for a brief moment I had forgotten how many right-wing snowflakes are out there. xD

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Jim Jefferies is still hilarious, he's grown up a lot but isn't backing away from his positions.I completely love his humour and have for a long time. His humour has evolved with him. Circumcision is a touchy subject, but he's not a cunt for supporting it. There is no real risk in it unless the surgeon is drunk or something. Like your foreskin, fine. Want your kid circumcised, no problem. If it doesn't affect you(much like same-sex marriage) then shut up about it ok?

@renny3816

Жыл бұрын

Wrong. Thousands of babies die each year from circumcision, because they’ve bled out. Also I’ve been with men who had botched circumcisions, or circumcisions where they were cut too much and have to deal with painful erections. I’m sick of people trying to downplay the harms of circumcision, just because a good amount of cut men are doing fine.

All these people on here against circumcision. Hate to break it to you, but women prefer circumcised.

@makefootballviolentagain5258

4 жыл бұрын

Hate to break it to you but men prefer women that don't generalize an entire sex.

@renny3816

Жыл бұрын

Not all. It’s really sick and weird to alter a baby’s body, just so he can be more appealing to grown adults. Boy children are actually human beings, not some se>< toy to be used.

Maybe if he wasn't mutilated as a baby he would have more muscle tone, then he could more than likely stand his ground in a boxing match, which is lost when people are sexually assaulted, if you do not qualify "circumcision" as sexual assault you're crazy