Jessi Klein: “I Would Like to Get Married Before I Get Herpes” - Full Special
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Jessi Klein shares the list of things she discloses before sex, details a discussion she had with her gynecologist about freezing her eggs and reveals some of the pickup lines guys will try on her.
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Original airdate: March 4, 2011
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Props to her for calling out Cosmo and the diamond industry in one short set! 👏 🍺
Yes! She was such a huge part of the genius behind Big Mouth... Jessi, you can freeze my eggs any time!!
She covered a lot of ground in that amount of time. I’m impressed 😂😂
I'm glad this popped up in my feed. I saw it years and years ago... but it's still an excellent set.
She needs her own Netflix special...so good
@NicholasDoering
Жыл бұрын
That's super rough for comedy central
@JasonTaylor90210
Жыл бұрын
Hell no. She's so annoying!
@timumbra2476
Жыл бұрын
@@NicholasDoering I like it rough
@illonahunt1328
Жыл бұрын
Same boo. Same.
@illonahunt1328
Жыл бұрын
Sandpaper rough, I mean. 💃
She nailed it 😂
“You don’t know you’re beautiful; That’s what makes you beautiful.” - One Direction
Excellent. This woman is going places.
This woman is awesome...smart...funny...interesting...contemporary...a total 10!!!
@JasonTaylor90210
Жыл бұрын
As well as annoying.
@steveotatooed
Жыл бұрын
Yah that's why shes single at 35
@overbuiltlimited
Жыл бұрын
Smart? Maybe. Funny and interesting, not even a little. Paint by numbers female comic.
@davidstorrs
10 ай бұрын
@overbuiltlimited Tell me you're an incel without saying you're an incel.
Hilarious! Loved it. More please.😂
so awesome!! hahaha!!! more jessi klein please!!!
" Maybe I should do it more like a falcon like AELH AELH " 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video scrolled up and I’m glad it did! Very good
That was great. Wasn’t sure to start and he had me hooked
This is the funniest set I’be seen in a long time - LOVE!!
I've looked for this episode for a long time. Funny.
“You’ll say it after” 😂
Consistent chuckles, not laugh out loud, but interesting and entertaining. I wanted more, a good set.
That was so funny! I laughed so much throughout the set and her quirkiness was such a treat. Well done!
Seriously needs her own Netflix special and then some.... one of the most promising realistic stand up comedians I've seen in a while.
@grimrevan4660
Жыл бұрын
She just needs to sell a lot of tickets and she can have one. Kat Williams said so himself. They take the number of tickets someone has sold in the last year and will pay $1 per ticket sold, but I'm sure they require a minimum. Gotta keep those receipts.
she is so real for this
Great set
Good stand up, thank you!
Good stuff!
The Cosmo bit think at the end was the best. Stick it out for her.
This is kind of an old special, I really like to see her again soon.
"Always a bridesmaid, never an astronaut" is a line from the Dessa song Shrimp 14:42
Very funny very good 👍🏻 👏🏻
It’s a great privilege coming across your KZread channel Dr Igudia. You have always been there for me health wise. I can vividly remember how you turned up for me when I was down with HSV2. Your contribution and care was highly appreciated. You are the best doctor I have ever come across. Thank you so much for the difference you make in the lives of your patients! Your kindness, sincere caring, and concern make everything better and are a great encouragement Dr Igudia.
So good!
Wow! Can’t believe I’ve not heard if her before now, she is great!
Fell in love lol
I didn’t want this to end
really funny, great stuff
It’s a great privilege coming across your KZread channel Dr Igudia. You have always been there for me health wise. I can vividly remember how you turned up for me when I was down with Herpes infection. Your contribution and care was highly appreciated. You are the best doctor I have ever come across. Thank you so much for the difference you make in the lives of your patients! Your kindness, sincere caring, and concern make everything better and are a great encouragement Dr Igudia.
Pretty funny! Love the Zales part.
This was great I love it when women can do all the other women's voices
What a wonderful blessing and encouragement you are Dr Igudia. I don’t have words to thank you enough, I blessed the day I came across your KZread channel, I’m free from my HSV2, victory at last.
I love this. I live in Brunswick Maine and work in Freeport. 😂
Weird seeing the adult version of Jessie Glazer
@N-e-o1
Жыл бұрын
Glazer? I just met her.
@leftisbest7173
Жыл бұрын
@@N-e-o1 hahaha. I see what you did there...
@righteouswhippingstick
Жыл бұрын
@@leftisbest7173 you watched? oh, you just saw them afterwards? like before it dried up or after it set in? thats wierd honestly but i dont care, whatever, i dont judge, for that, too badly, once.
You had my attention at "Bookish"!
That’s gold Jerry, gold!
I was like 40 before anybody told me the dreidel was basically Jewish Junior Craps 😂😂😂 idk I thought you just spun the top and went “yay Chanukah” or something 🤣 Never realized there was money or chocolate riding on the thing!! But what the hell do I know, though, I was brought up catholic lol
She's gold.
@Navenanthen
Жыл бұрын
Stereotype. :)
@GreatMooglyGoogly
Жыл бұрын
You just want to see her in a little yellow net.
Zales joke is exactly how my imagination criticizes shitty sales pitches and stuff lol
I loar ir on rhw falcon impression!! LMFAO!!
Is this new? Some of her material here is almost ten years old. Such a bummer, I was excited to hear something new from her.
@betsguey8549
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I saw this over 10 years ago. Still funny
Funy! Loved it!
great!
I enjoyed this so much
It’s a great privilege coming across your KZread channel Dr Igudia. You have always been there for me health wise. I can vividly remember how you turned up for me when I was down with Herpes simplex virus. Your contribution and care was highly appreciated. You are the best doctor I have ever come across. Thank you so much for the difference you make in the lives of your patients! Your kindness, sincere caring, and concern make everything better and are a great encouragement Dr Igudia
HECK to the YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH (Now, repeat time)😃 Edit: I just watched it twice and now I'm adding it to my playlist😉
I never knew what the gold coins were I just thought they were a new idea LOL I used to buy them for my kids
That voice is like a cheese grater on my brain.
What a wonderful blessing and encouragement you are Dr Igudia. I don’t have words to thank you enough, I blessed the day I came across your KZread channel, I’m free from my Herpes infection, victory at last.
Thanks for coming... so that's something I never ear a woman say to me!
@dvezha
Жыл бұрын
Awww, honey. 😔😂
So fucking good. She killed it!!
Fresh! Love her zingers.
Nope, SUPER alone! What's up! Are you pointless? YOU LIED TO ME, ZALES!!! And the pigs are looking at this guy like, REALLY?! I've got mine trimmed into a nice Boy Short, just here... This was hilarious!
Excellent! Keep it up!
This is good.
Applause!!
Definitely deserves a Netflix special, Very witty
Hey Dr Igudia ! Thanks for your work on my Herpes infection case. I couldn’t have done this without your help. You were awesome at my checkpoint! I couldn’t thank you enough. Appreciate that you help me stay healthy. God bless you Dr Igudia
So funny 😂
If 35 is just a turn, 65 is a head on collision.
Thank you so much Dr Igudia for your treatment and your consultation. I’m forever grateful to you. You’ve been such a kind and caring doctor for me during my of HSV. Thank you for doing everything that you do and helping me during a hard time
Great set! Love her😂
Yah, my first time enjoying Jessi Klein and it was from my "watch later" list. Must have been something that prompted me to save this video. Whatever it was, it was correct. Unique and genuine delivery, content and pace. Jessi brings you in slow then you realize how fast and powerful you were going from the get-go. You are great, Jessi. Keep going! As someone said in the comments, YES you DO need a special. Get paid, get adored and stave off the herpes as long as possible! ;)
@sameerbhamra8110
Жыл бұрын
same here!!! for whatever reason i saved it for later and finally got around to it on a whim. not disappointed!
You’re such a delightful person and a dedicated doctor, you are truly an inspiration Dr Igudia, I’m finally free from HSV2😊 stay blessed sir I’m so happy to came across your KZread channel
Was that a shot out to a Dessa lyric???
I didn't know Liz Lemon did stand up!
Her face is just so perfect.
@JasonTaylor90210
Жыл бұрын
Perfect for and as a nerd...
Jessi Klein is great!! So damn funny. Big things ahead...
Your hilarious Bravo
@einundsiebenziger5488
Жыл бұрын
You're* ...
Yes 2011 Comedy skit
Yes, ma'am!
Glad I stumbled on this video. Either by algorithm or drugs , or both , I am grateful.
@arthurfreddie9544
Жыл бұрын
*A BIG THANKS TO **#DRERAYO** FOR CURING MY HSV 1&2 WITH HIS HERBAL SUPPLEMENTS* ✅✅✅✅
I have always thought Jessi was so gorgeous but, I’m also a huge Big Mouth fan so now all I hear is Jessi. 😮😮😮
I was diagnosed 6 months ago with HSV2 and I was at the middle of a very painful outbreak that I kept waiting to get better. All gratitude to Dr Igudia on KZread for his positive contribution towards healing me. If the world has more doctors like you, it will be a better place. Am grateful doc
She is very good!
she fr used her normal-ish voice for jessi glazer 😂
Thanks a million times Dr Igudia for playing a vital role on my HSV, you are indeed a dedicated and compassionate doctor, you’ll forever have a place in my heart, Am grateful sir.
At the 17:33 mark, Jessi Klein is correct about Cosmo Magazine pretending to be your friend but really hating you. It also wants you to hate yourself and other women.
More!
Thank you so much Dr Igudia for your treatment and your consultations. I’m forever grateful to you. You’ve been such a kind and caring doctor for me during my hard time of Herpes. Thank you for doing everything that you do and helping me during a hard time. I’ll definitely spread this to the whole world
nice
Beautiful lady/killer set! A+ all around!
She borderlines on unfunny and then somehow brings it together and its funny.
5:22 Darn! We were all waiting to hear what she'd say about you know who.
Always been in love with her comedy. She's amazing.
Thank you so much Dr Igudia for your treatment and your consultations. I’m forever grateful to you. You’ve been such a kind and caring doctor for me during my hard time of Herpes simplex virus. Thank you for doing everything that you do and helping me during a hard time. I’ll definitely spread this to the whole world.
haha
The pig walker probably got so much negative attention toward his pigs, he eventually became preemptively negative. He just assumed you were going to criticize them too. After losing my keys or wallet for the 5th time in 5 years, I finally taped them to each other with 3 feet of pink and yellow duct tape. Everybody I met was annoyed by this. After a month I became so defensive that I gave a woman a dirty look before I realized her smile was not mockery like the others. She thought it was cute. I really hurt her feelings that day. Now I'm remembering the same thing happening 10 years early. I got a retractable keychain and attached a facehugger-array of knives around it. This was a deliberate attempt to look cool. But some many people made fun of it that, one day, I failed to detect that the goth girl asking me about it thought it was cool too. I had also recently gone bald, and was at least 5 years older than her. I thought she was going to mock the old nerd with the edgelord pretensions. My sarcastic resentful response almost made her cry. I realized too late she actually liked me on sight and loved the pocket-facehugger I'd constructed. I felt so guilty. So, maybe pig guy wasn't a douche. Maybe he just long ago gave up on meeting someone like you. He maybe kicked himself afterward for scaring you away.
@bellabowwow2204
Жыл бұрын
any pig farmer or cow farmer or chicken farmer embraces the life of being a d bag automatically & deserves righteous karma
@Jestmystuff
Жыл бұрын
Perhaps pig guy, and you, would be happier if you looked at the positives in life instead of assuming everything is negative.
@kedabro1957
Жыл бұрын
@@Jestmystuff Ignoring the negatives is only safe if you are surrounded by positive people. Staying positive around negative people will get you fired, cheated on, assaulted, robbed or killed. Sadists are attracted to positive people because they suffer most when the sadist shatters their illusions of safety. It's nice that you live and work in a place where you have not had to learn this yet. But please do not condescend to those less privileged than you.
@AbcAbc-sp1od
Жыл бұрын
@@kedabro1957 I dislike toxic positivity.
she was great
I so much admire your kind gesture Dr Igudia, indeed you are a life saver. Coming across your channel on my worst HSV2 stage was a blessing, your remedies were top notch. I’m grateful to God I made you my physician.
Lexapro and Ambien same twin
Love Jessi!
CLEVER AND CUTE!
I was diagnosed 6 months ago with Herpes and I was at the middle of a very painful outbreak that I kept waiting to get better. All gratitude to Dr Igudia on KZread for his positive contribution towards healing me. If the world has more doctors like you, it will be a better place. Am grateful doc