Jessi Klein: “I Would Like to Get Married Before I Get Herpes” - Full Special

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Jessi Klein shares the list of things she discloses before sex, details a discussion she had with her gynecologist about freezing her eggs and reveals some of the pickup lines guys will try on her.
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Original airdate: March 4, 2011
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  • @TheTexican05
    @TheTexican05 Жыл бұрын

    Props to her for calling out Cosmo and the diamond industry in one short set! 👏 🍺

  • @peterschild4015
    @peterschild4015 Жыл бұрын

    Yes! She was such a huge part of the genius behind Big Mouth... Jessi, you can freeze my eggs any time!!

  • @JustHereForCats
    @JustHereForCats Жыл бұрын

    She covered a lot of ground in that amount of time. I’m impressed 😂😂

  • @Shambolicoholic
    @Shambolicoholic Жыл бұрын

    I'm glad this popped up in my feed. I saw it years and years ago... but it's still an excellent set.

  • @kewlade719
    @kewlade719 Жыл бұрын

    She needs her own Netflix special...so good

  • @NicholasDoering

    @NicholasDoering

    Жыл бұрын

    That's super rough for comedy central

  • @JasonTaylor90210

    @JasonTaylor90210

    Жыл бұрын

    Hell no. She's so annoying!

  • @timumbra2476

    @timumbra2476

    Жыл бұрын

    @@NicholasDoering I like it rough

  • @illonahunt1328

    @illonahunt1328

    Жыл бұрын

    Same boo. Same.

  • @illonahunt1328

    @illonahunt1328

    Жыл бұрын

    Sandpaper rough, I mean. 💃

  • @marcsaturnino1041
    @marcsaturnino1041 Жыл бұрын

    She nailed it 😂

  • @larrykinari1872
    @larrykinari187211 ай бұрын

    “You don’t know you’re beautiful; That’s what makes you beautiful.” - One Direction

  • @6thface
    @6thface Жыл бұрын

    Excellent. This woman is going places.

  • @mateoneedham6807
    @mateoneedham6807 Жыл бұрын

    This woman is awesome...smart...funny...interesting...contemporary...a total 10!!!

  • @JasonTaylor90210

    @JasonTaylor90210

    Жыл бұрын

    As well as annoying.

  • @steveotatooed

    @steveotatooed

    Жыл бұрын

    Yah that's why shes single at 35

  • @overbuiltlimited

    @overbuiltlimited

    Жыл бұрын

    Smart? Maybe. Funny and interesting, not even a little. Paint by numbers female comic.

  • @davidstorrs

    @davidstorrs

    10 ай бұрын

    @overbuiltlimited Tell me you're an incel without saying you're an incel.

  • @InstantOnyx
    @InstantOnyx Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious! Loved it. More please.😂

  • @hollydaniels4205
    @hollydaniels4205 Жыл бұрын

    so awesome!! hahaha!!! more jessi klein please!!!

  • @QuoixYanni
    @QuoixYanni Жыл бұрын

    " Maybe I should do it more like a falcon like AELH AELH " 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tonytownsell2481
    @tonytownsell2481 Жыл бұрын

    This video scrolled up and I’m glad it did! Very good

  • @N3orion
    @N3orion Жыл бұрын

    That was great. Wasn’t sure to start and he had me hooked

  • @withsarahmac
    @withsarahmac9 ай бұрын

    This is the funniest set I’be seen in a long time - LOVE!!

  • @unappreciatedtreehouse821
    @unappreciatedtreehouse821 Жыл бұрын

    I've looked for this episode for a long time. Funny.

  • @ericfingerman
    @ericfingerman Жыл бұрын

    “You’ll say it after” 😂

  • @TheREVTALKtv
    @TheREVTALKtv Жыл бұрын

    Consistent chuckles, not laugh out loud, but interesting and entertaining. I wanted more, a good set.

  • @danielleaugustine2241
    @danielleaugustine2241 Жыл бұрын

    That was so funny! I laughed so much throughout the set and her quirkiness was such a treat. Well done!

  • @solidstehl9546
    @solidstehl9546 Жыл бұрын

    Seriously needs her own Netflix special and then some.... one of the most promising realistic stand up comedians I've seen in a while.

  • @grimrevan4660

    @grimrevan4660

    Жыл бұрын

    She just needs to sell a lot of tickets and she can have one. Kat Williams said so himself. They take the number of tickets someone has sold in the last year and will pay $1 per ticket sold, but I'm sure they require a minimum. Gotta keep those receipts.

  • @jenniferkong2443
    @jenniferkong2443 Жыл бұрын

    she is so real for this

  • @richardwillhide1157
    @richardwillhide1157 Жыл бұрын

    Great set

  • @4michalk
    @4michalk Жыл бұрын

    Good stand up, thank you!

  • @bwrightaway2877
    @bwrightaway2877 Жыл бұрын

    Good stuff!

  • @GB-TX
    @GB-TX Жыл бұрын

    The Cosmo bit think at the end was the best. Stick it out for her.

  • @MatthewWatches
    @MatthewWatches Жыл бұрын

    This is kind of an old special, I really like to see her again soon.

  • @holdenhiggins8887
    @holdenhiggins8887 Жыл бұрын

    "Always a bridesmaid, never an astronaut" is a line from the Dessa song Shrimp 14:42

  • @anthonyrusso9378
    @anthonyrusso9378 Жыл бұрын

    Very funny very good 👍🏻 👏🏻

  • @user-zj3ri7hj2r
    @user-zj3ri7hj2r24 күн бұрын

    It’s a great privilege coming across your KZread channel Dr Igudia. You have always been there for me health wise. I can vividly remember how you turned up for me when I was down with HSV2. Your contribution and care was highly appreciated. You are the best doctor I have ever come across. Thank you so much for the difference you make in the lives of your patients! Your kindness, sincere caring, and concern make everything better and are a great encouragement Dr Igudia.

  • @Wes-mv9zj
    @Wes-mv9zj Жыл бұрын

    So good!

  • @ShiningEyeBrigade
    @ShiningEyeBrigade Жыл бұрын

    Wow! Can’t believe I’ve not heard if her before now, she is great!

  • @Techniclay
    @Techniclay Жыл бұрын

    Fell in love lol

  • @VyvienneEaux
    @VyvienneEaux Жыл бұрын

    I didn’t want this to end

  • @d3mist0clesgee12
    @d3mist0clesgee12 Жыл бұрын

    really funny, great stuff

  • @user-zj3ri7hj2r
    @user-zj3ri7hj2rАй бұрын

    It’s a great privilege coming across your KZread channel Dr Igudia. You have always been there for me health wise. I can vividly remember how you turned up for me when I was down with Herpes infection. Your contribution and care was highly appreciated. You are the best doctor I have ever come across. Thank you so much for the difference you make in the lives of your patients! Your kindness, sincere caring, and concern make everything better and are a great encouragement Dr Igudia.

  • @Bleh693
    @Bleh693 Жыл бұрын

    Pretty funny! Love the Zales part.

  • @jessequinton4379
    @jessequinton43795 күн бұрын

    This was great I love it when women can do all the other women's voices

  • @user-cl6zq5ew3m
    @user-cl6zq5ew3m2 ай бұрын

    What a wonderful blessing and encouragement you are Dr Igudia. I don’t have words to thank you enough, I blessed the day I came across your KZread channel, I’m free from my HSV2, victory at last.

  • @chrisbaker1310
    @chrisbaker1310 Жыл бұрын

    I love this. I live in Brunswick Maine and work in Freeport. 😂

  • @mistermack4987
    @mistermack4987 Жыл бұрын

    Weird seeing the adult version of Jessie Glazer

  • @N-e-o1

    @N-e-o1

    Жыл бұрын

    Glazer? I just met her.

  • @leftisbest7173

    @leftisbest7173

    Жыл бұрын

    @@N-e-o1 hahaha. I see what you did there...

  • @righteouswhippingstick

    @righteouswhippingstick

    Жыл бұрын

    @@leftisbest7173 you watched? oh, you just saw them afterwards? like before it dried up or after it set in? thats wierd honestly but i dont care, whatever, i dont judge, for that, too badly, once.

  • @kidchalleen4250
    @kidchalleen4250 Жыл бұрын

    You had my attention at "Bookish"!

  • @SubTropicSam
    @SubTropicSam10 ай бұрын

    That’s gold Jerry, gold!

  • @brucemorris3830
    @brucemorris3830 Жыл бұрын

    I was like 40 before anybody told me the dreidel was basically Jewish Junior Craps 😂😂😂 idk I thought you just spun the top and went “yay Chanukah” or something 🤣 Never realized there was money or chocolate riding on the thing!! But what the hell do I know, though, I was brought up catholic lol

  • @Navenanthen
    @Navenanthen Жыл бұрын

    She's gold.

  • @Navenanthen

    @Navenanthen

    Жыл бұрын

    Stereotype. :)

  • @GreatMooglyGoogly

    @GreatMooglyGoogly

    Жыл бұрын

    You just want to see her in a little yellow net.

  • @Rhekon
    @Rhekon Жыл бұрын

    Zales joke is exactly how my imagination criticizes shitty sales pitches and stuff lol

  • @msftsma
    @msftsma Жыл бұрын

    I loar ir on rhw falcon impression!! LMFAO!!

  • @BallMarks
    @BallMarks Жыл бұрын

    Is this new? Some of her material here is almost ten years old. Such a bummer, I was excited to hear something new from her.

  • @betsguey8549

    @betsguey8549

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I saw this over 10 years ago. Still funny

  • @monkey505boy
    @monkey505boy Жыл бұрын

    Funy! Loved it!

  • @jeffreyguthrie4672
    @jeffreyguthrie4672 Жыл бұрын

    great!

  • @KarolsCorner
    @KarolsCorner Жыл бұрын

    I enjoyed this so much

  • @user-zj3ri7hj2r
    @user-zj3ri7hj2r3 ай бұрын

    It’s a great privilege coming across your KZread channel Dr Igudia. You have always been there for me health wise. I can vividly remember how you turned up for me when I was down with Herpes simplex virus. Your contribution and care was highly appreciated. You are the best doctor I have ever come across. Thank you so much for the difference you make in the lives of your patients! Your kindness, sincere caring, and concern make everything better and are a great encouragement Dr Igudia

  • @joaquinveleta3159
    @joaquinveleta3159 Жыл бұрын

    HECK to the YYYYEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH (Now, repeat time)😃 Edit: I just watched it twice and now I'm adding it to my playlist😉

  • @Mom-a-Dragon7622
    @Mom-a-Dragon7622 Жыл бұрын

    I never knew what the gold coins were I just thought they were a new idea LOL I used to buy them for my kids

  • @jeffreytackett3922
    @jeffreytackett3922 Жыл бұрын

    That voice is like a cheese grater on my brain.

  • @user-de2yl5wu9u
    @user-de2yl5wu9uАй бұрын

    What a wonderful blessing and encouragement you are Dr Igudia. I don’t have words to thank you enough, I blessed the day I came across your KZread channel, I’m free from my Herpes infection, victory at last.

  • @mikeisthelunawolf
    @mikeisthelunawolf Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for coming... so that's something I never ear a woman say to me!

  • @dvezha

    @dvezha

    Жыл бұрын

    Awww, honey. 😔😂

  • @jordangerm
    @jordangerm Жыл бұрын

    So fucking good. She killed it!!

  • @wabi-sance
    @wabi-sance Жыл бұрын

    Fresh! Love her zingers.

  • @misterwin2393
    @misterwin2393 Жыл бұрын

    Nope, SUPER alone! What's up! Are you pointless? YOU LIED TO ME, ZALES!!! And the pigs are looking at this guy like, REALLY?! I've got mine trimmed into a nice Boy Short, just here... This was hilarious!

  • @TheOldHippiebilly
    @TheOldHippiebilly Жыл бұрын

    Excellent! Keep it up!

  • @IndigoIndustrial
    @IndigoIndustrial Жыл бұрын

    This is good.

  • @ziamalepe
    @ziamalepe Жыл бұрын

    Applause!!

  • @renfam8183
    @renfam8183 Жыл бұрын

    Definitely deserves a Netflix special, Very witty

  • @user-kl2xz9nu7t
    @user-kl2xz9nu7t3 ай бұрын

    Hey Dr Igudia ! Thanks for your work on my Herpes infection case. I couldn’t have done this without your help. You were awesome at my checkpoint! I couldn’t thank you enough. Appreciate that you help me stay healthy. God bless you Dr Igudia

  • @tysona23
    @tysona23 Жыл бұрын

    So funny 😂

  • @Kamikaze3557
    @Kamikaze3557 Жыл бұрын

    If 35 is just a turn, 65 is a head on collision.

  • @user-ix8hm2he5n
    @user-ix8hm2he5nАй бұрын

    Thank you so much Dr Igudia for your treatment and your consultation. I’m forever grateful to you. You’ve been such a kind and caring doctor for me during my of HSV. Thank you for doing everything that you do and helping me during a hard time

  • @shivapazoki1881
    @shivapazoki1881 Жыл бұрын

    Great set! Love her😂

  • @1gman858
    @1gman858 Жыл бұрын

    Yah, my first time enjoying Jessi Klein and it was from my "watch later" list. Must have been something that prompted me to save this video. Whatever it was, it was correct. Unique and genuine delivery, content and pace. Jessi brings you in slow then you realize how fast and powerful you were going from the get-go. You are great, Jessi. Keep going! As someone said in the comments, YES you DO need a special. Get paid, get adored and stave off the herpes as long as possible! ;)

  • @sameerbhamra8110

    @sameerbhamra8110

    Жыл бұрын

    same here!!! for whatever reason i saved it for later and finally got around to it on a whim. not disappointed!

  • @user-qe3iu2il6r
    @user-qe3iu2il6rАй бұрын

    You’re such a delightful person and a dedicated doctor, you are truly an inspiration Dr Igudia, I’m finally free from HSV2😊 stay blessed sir I’m so happy to came across your KZread channel

  • @TheTaralynBlue
    @TheTaralynBlue Жыл бұрын

    Was that a shot out to a Dessa lyric???

  • @juliuskwak1263
    @juliuskwak1263 Жыл бұрын

    I didn't know Liz Lemon did stand up!

  • @Cletus_the_Elder
    @Cletus_the_Elder Жыл бұрын

    Her face is just so perfect.

  • @JasonTaylor90210

    @JasonTaylor90210

    Жыл бұрын

    Perfect for and as a nerd...

  • @natecallens
    @natecallens Жыл бұрын

    Jessi Klein is great!! So damn funny. Big things ahead...

  • @brettbarton1911
    @brettbarton1911 Жыл бұрын

    Your hilarious Bravo

  • @einundsiebenziger5488

    @einundsiebenziger5488

    Жыл бұрын

    You're* ...

  • @creamcheez87
    @creamcheez87 Жыл бұрын

    Yes 2011 Comedy skit

  • @christine8823
    @christine8823 Жыл бұрын

    Yes, ma'am!

  • @SmilingAtheist
    @SmilingAtheist Жыл бұрын

    Glad I stumbled on this video. Either by algorithm or drugs , or both , I am grateful.

  • @arthurfreddie9544

    @arthurfreddie9544

    Жыл бұрын

    *A BIG THANKS TO **#DRERAYO** FOR CURING MY HSV 1&2 WITH HIS HERBAL SUPPLEMENTS* ✅✅✅✅

  • @jmsmith1767
    @jmsmith1767 Жыл бұрын

    I have always thought Jessi was so gorgeous but, I’m also a huge Big Mouth fan so now all I hear is Jessi. 😮😮😮

  • @EmmaumehUmeh
    @EmmaumehUmehАй бұрын

    I was diagnosed 6 months ago with HSV2 and I was at the middle of a very painful outbreak that I kept waiting to get better. All gratitude to Dr Igudia on KZread for his positive contribution towards healing me. If the world has more doctors like you, it will be a better place. Am grateful doc

  • @cvilsack1
    @cvilsack1 Жыл бұрын

    She is very good!

  • @EpicManaphyDude
    @EpicManaphyDude Жыл бұрын

    she fr used her normal-ish voice for jessi glazer 😂

  • @user-bi2ry6rq4n
    @user-bi2ry6rq4nАй бұрын

    Thanks a million times Dr Igudia for playing a vital role on my HSV, you are indeed a dedicated and compassionate doctor, you’ll forever have a place in my heart, Am grateful sir.

  • @dondee5439
    @dondee5439 Жыл бұрын

    At the 17:33 mark, Jessi Klein is correct about Cosmo Magazine pretending to be your friend but really hating you. It also wants you to hate yourself and other women.

  • @mailesmith168
    @mailesmith168 Жыл бұрын

    More!

  • @user-gq3tb2wo8z
    @user-gq3tb2wo8z4 ай бұрын

    Thank you so much Dr Igudia for your treatment and your consultations. I’m forever grateful to you. You’ve been such a kind and caring doctor for me during my hard time of Herpes. Thank you for doing everything that you do and helping me during a hard time. I’ll definitely spread this to the whole world

  • @victorriurean
    @victorriurean Жыл бұрын

    nice

  • @damienchurch2838
    @damienchurch2838 Жыл бұрын

    Beautiful lady/killer set! A+ all around!

  • @joelcruz9415
    @joelcruz94153 ай бұрын

    She borderlines on unfunny and then somehow brings it together and its funny.

  • @iamnormal8648
    @iamnormal86488 ай бұрын

    5:22 Darn! We were all waiting to hear what she'd say about you know who.

  • @samuelreeb9162
    @samuelreeb9162 Жыл бұрын

    Always been in love with her comedy. She's amazing.

  • @user-gq3tb2wo8z
    @user-gq3tb2wo8zАй бұрын

    Thank you so much Dr Igudia for your treatment and your consultations. I’m forever grateful to you. You’ve been such a kind and caring doctor for me during my hard time of Herpes simplex virus. Thank you for doing everything that you do and helping me during a hard time. I’ll definitely spread this to the whole world.

  • @jmihalov
    @jmihalov Жыл бұрын

    haha

  • @kedabro1957
    @kedabro1957 Жыл бұрын

    The pig walker probably got so much negative attention toward his pigs, he eventually became preemptively negative. He just assumed you were going to criticize them too. After losing my keys or wallet for the 5th time in 5 years, I finally taped them to each other with 3 feet of pink and yellow duct tape. Everybody I met was annoyed by this. After a month I became so defensive that I gave a woman a dirty look before I realized her smile was not mockery like the others. She thought it was cute. I really hurt her feelings that day. Now I'm remembering the same thing happening 10 years early. I got a retractable keychain and attached a facehugger-array of knives around it. This was a deliberate attempt to look cool. But some many people made fun of it that, one day, I failed to detect that the goth girl asking me about it thought it was cool too. I had also recently gone bald, and was at least 5 years older than her. I thought she was going to mock the old nerd with the edgelord pretensions. My sarcastic resentful response almost made her cry. I realized too late she actually liked me on sight and loved the pocket-facehugger I'd constructed. I felt so guilty. So, maybe pig guy wasn't a douche. Maybe he just long ago gave up on meeting someone like you. He maybe kicked himself afterward for scaring you away.

  • @bellabowwow2204

    @bellabowwow2204

    Жыл бұрын

    any pig farmer or cow farmer or chicken farmer embraces the life of being a d bag automatically & deserves righteous karma

  • @Jestmystuff

    @Jestmystuff

    Жыл бұрын

    Perhaps pig guy, and you, would be happier if you looked at the positives in life instead of assuming everything is negative.

  • @kedabro1957

    @kedabro1957

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Jestmystuff Ignoring the negatives is only safe if you are surrounded by positive people. Staying positive around negative people will get you fired, cheated on, assaulted, robbed or killed. Sadists are attracted to positive people because they suffer most when the sadist shatters their illusions of safety. It's nice that you live and work in a place where you have not had to learn this yet. But please do not condescend to those less privileged than you.

  • @AbcAbc-sp1od

    @AbcAbc-sp1od

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kedabro1957 I dislike toxic positivity.

  • @RobertCSmithJr
    @RobertCSmithJr Жыл бұрын

    she was great

  • @user-uw4jt3xd2l
    @user-uw4jt3xd2l2 ай бұрын

    I so much admire your kind gesture Dr Igudia, indeed you are a life saver. Coming across your channel on my worst HSV2 stage was a blessing, your remedies were top notch. I’m grateful to God I made you my physician.

  • @dreamulator
    @dreamulator Жыл бұрын

    Lexapro and Ambien same twin

  • @robgreenspan9389
    @robgreenspan9389 Жыл бұрын

    Love Jessi!

  • @marcmedina4376
    @marcmedina4376 Жыл бұрын

    CLEVER AND CUTE!

  • @EmmaumehUmeh
    @EmmaumehUmeh2 ай бұрын

    I was diagnosed 6 months ago with Herpes and I was at the middle of a very painful outbreak that I kept waiting to get better. All gratitude to Dr Igudia on KZread for his positive contribution towards healing me. If the world has more doctors like you, it will be a better place. Am grateful doc

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