“That’s a pervert camera.” “No, it’s a Daily Mail camera.” “Exactly, that’s what I meant.” Those two have perfect chemistry together

@cromwell4029

3 жыл бұрын

Clever, very clever what you just did to me and several others

@aidanmcgregor8789

3 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest joke they’ve ever made by far

"My name is Jeremy Clarkson and I have done 'an' book."

@krisu101

4 жыл бұрын

"What could possibly go wrong" yeah.. indeed

@Brodie029

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes my genius is frightening

@Gojira_uz

4 жыл бұрын

Never seen Jeremy with that much facial hair.

@ilovecats170

4 жыл бұрын

2000th like :)

@DrowningForward

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say it first

"I shall call you tesco"😂😂😂

@rogerthat3157

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@spacy9571

3 жыл бұрын

@@rogerthat3157 they use horse meat there

@duo496

3 жыл бұрын

Waitrose is a more fitting name

@DeadlyV1RU5

3 жыл бұрын

Around the time that was filmed there was a scandal in the UK where some supermarkets were find to have used horse meat advertised as beef.

@haydendonnelly2053

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 lol

“There’s cows followed by hitler

@nameless2619

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't get that

@jasa9802

4 жыл бұрын

Nameless 261 the guy in the car must have looked like hitler

@markoneill8188

4 жыл бұрын

Its a car hitler got driven about in lol not exact one but same kind i think

@evann5451

4 жыл бұрын

Nameless 261 It was the kind of car Hitler drove

@brentbernardo5095

4 жыл бұрын

It was the car boi

He has had way too many funny moments to be summed up in a mere 6 minutes

@sunnydtgm5414

4 жыл бұрын

Truer words have never be spoken

@user-rs4rz2lx8s

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah we need like a 5 day long video to cover a 1/4th of his funny moments

@InteloPL

4 жыл бұрын

Well, to be honest there was a mare within these 6 minutes

@ayoungperson3408

4 жыл бұрын

It's an 8 part series

@lucacapaldi9038

3 жыл бұрын

7 minutes

"Maniac, maniac, maniac, yobo, maniac!" Leaves me in stitches every single time.

@S500-

4 жыл бұрын

Me too i love clarkson

@joemowz-6725

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the best thing ever

5:38 The way he handled that handshake was gangsta af

@jordanking6852

3 жыл бұрын

Ive always thought that

@anti-john8786

3 жыл бұрын

“DAB on it wag wan”

@jimmy22334

3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy is a real nigga

@Rampagedd

2 жыл бұрын

Such a well travelled bunch they'd make the best diplomats 😅

James: that’s a pervert camera Jeremy: no it’s a daily mail camera *No No he’s got a point*

@aliarab756

4 жыл бұрын

Sign in to CryptoTab with one of your social media accounts

@only-jr

4 жыл бұрын

James: Exactly, that's what I meant

Hammond: Takes out fancy camera Jeremy: Pulls out Hubble Telescope James: THAT'S A PERVERT CAMERA!

@cookoo4cocopuffs221

4 жыл бұрын

@2:45

@DrBarbequeSauce

4 жыл бұрын

"No, it's a Daily Mail camera" "That's what I meant" 😂😂😂

@ThumbsUP-ThumbsDOWN

4 жыл бұрын

.

@ThumbsUP-ThumbsDOWN

4 жыл бұрын

.

@cookoo4cocopuffs221

4 жыл бұрын

@Phalanx James: That's what I meant

"There is Jezzas' back alley... well found". I laugh every time.

@rcmcqueen5326

4 жыл бұрын

Josh Maine %%---§-§§&&zz%zz%z%z%%z@@s HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUOKKKKKKKKKKKKJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJHJHJHJHJHJ)(‘h(‘(‘hi(‘(‘(‘(‘(‘’h’hhi(‘(‘’hih’h’h’huhk7(7(‘7(‘7(‘7’h7(‘uhk7(‘7(k7’h7’huhk7(‘77((‘uhhu(7(‘u’hu(‘u’hu’hu’hu’hu(‘u(‘uhku(‘u(‘ukhuhuk./

@airwipe1639

4 жыл бұрын

Josh Maine i laughed but I didn’t get it

@angyd

4 жыл бұрын

RC McQueen huh?

@starlightiris

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly it's the "well found" bit that absolutely kills me

@flame3642

3 жыл бұрын

Dude he sounds like a fed-up, exhausted David Attenborough when he does it, and it makes my stomach hurt from laughing everytime I find it again

I think Jeremy's horse slipped out of gear...

@spoops-is-spoopy

4 жыл бұрын

Slipped out of Top Gear into the Grand Tour 😂! Ok that wasn't funny

@baileyHalifax

4 жыл бұрын

Reverse gear

@Bragglord

4 жыл бұрын

The fat bastard shouldn't have been riding one that small

@bababooey3035

3 жыл бұрын

It went into bottom gear

@charlesc.9012

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bragglord I think it depends on the breed, but most equines have very strong backs, so even Jeremy wouldn't be much of a problem for a hardy villager's horse

3:24 that ‘yeeeeeesss’ is very iconic

@gregorydavis9405

3 жыл бұрын

Just like when Hammond asked if the beef still had bones in it in the food blender vid.

“What’s this?” “Crocodiles ear” “...it’s hairy” “Crocodiles _do_ have hairy ears” 🤣🤣

@JamesSmith-sc9bu

3 жыл бұрын

they don't even have ears

@beezerboy4152

3 жыл бұрын

@@JamesSmith-sc9bu no shit sherlock

@Petrik_33

3 жыл бұрын

@@beezerboy4152 uhhh

@beezerboy4152

3 жыл бұрын

@@Petrik_33 they do have hairy ears

@bena9713

2 жыл бұрын

@@JamesSmith-sc9bu no no they do

3:14 - i love how Jeremy is actually affectionately doting on the horse while calling it useless. 😆

@mcfcguvnors

3 жыл бұрын

how does it start ? :D

@joefriesen5296

2 жыл бұрын

Under rated one 🤣🤣

“I’ve bought a stalled horse”

2:29 “james look out, there are cows followed by hitler

@Yougotcaged102

3 жыл бұрын

"Years of this mans meme potential and we barely scratched the surface"

@jimmy22334

3 жыл бұрын

Out of context Top Gear is something else

Maniac... Maniac... Maniac.. *YOBO* *maniac* *M A N I A C*

@ericgu9036

2 жыл бұрын

Oh I think I got a chance here *crashes*

@jeremyfong5684

2 ай бұрын

Ohhhh, damnit!

0:35, i dint realize what hammond was telling until i repeated it.😂😂 “Yayam abellenda” (I am a bellend).

@loslogos9091

4 жыл бұрын

I think they were trying to speak Russian. Я емь что-то там, дальше не понял что они хотели заказать

@pastrana6135

4 жыл бұрын

I think it means I am a blender

@albinhelen514

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he said “I am a blender”

@suhassubbanna

4 жыл бұрын

ReggieBoi 3018 I dont think so mate. We call a person bellend if he is a complete plank.

@DacsterMC

4 жыл бұрын

@@pastrana6135 I think you're not British

Would you like a part 2?

@piratehaydon6013

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@pajeirussaurio1405

4 жыл бұрын

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

@boerepompie8244

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Boy-pr2uz

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@danielstretton2810

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

2:42 Jesus, I mean Budha 😂

@georgesimon2730

4 жыл бұрын

i've read your comment in the exact same moment while it was payed. just thought you should know that.

@jamie8037

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgesimon2730 same

1:20 my new ringtone

@JerryDLTN

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Peter from The Family Guy

@jamie8037

3 жыл бұрын

5: 16 used to be mine "M A N I A C"

“Hello, horse. I shall call you Tesco.” “Ready, steady go.” “Well, I bought a stalled horse.” “It’s going backwards. I bought a reversing horse.”

@creeperkiller9795

2 жыл бұрын

Hell of a sentence

2:08 That reaction is leggit.

“There are cows followed by hitler” lol

2:29 James look out there are cows followed by Hitler... 😂😂😂

@kenji.mp4.1502

3 жыл бұрын

The cows boutta take a shower, they do need to stay clean

@juliet5772

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

0:46 “I’m Jeremy Clarkson and I’ve done an book.”

@robin9329

4 жыл бұрын

I'm German and i don't get it can you maybe explain?

@AleximvTV

4 жыл бұрын

@@robin9329 He has to say "a book". "An book" incorrect.

2:35 close your eyes and listen.

@LouisPrudhomme

3 жыл бұрын

I literally am rolling « on the floor » laughing in my bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@magnusevans3268

3 жыл бұрын

God damnit

The camaraderie between these three is timeless. I’ll follow wherever these guys go and have a show that’s for sure

Greatest trio on television.

Teacher : what sound does a crying dog make ? Special ED kid : 1:19

Tbh, the Africa special was a work of art.

I miss these guys so much. I've tried to watch the new shows well actually both new shows it's okay, just not as good as the original. Jeremy reminds me so much of my best friend who passed away. He was about the same height and build. The gestures that Jeremy does are identical to my friend.

@DanielStewartWoodturning

4 жыл бұрын

sad

@ebuckb1343

4 жыл бұрын

Have you seen the grand tour?

@samcroucher9761

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss Brian keep you head up ❤️

@kanashimi4356

4 жыл бұрын

just watch the grand tour

@pardonless

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Grand Tour is cool one

0:42 Hammond's realisation gets me every time

PART 2: kzread.info/dash/bejne/lqqmmtiIe6yWoso.html ... enjoy ;)

@LuzNocedaOwO

4 жыл бұрын

Is so funny the 4:20 for the end 4:32 XD

that's a pevert camera 2:53

@jxpd7898

4 жыл бұрын

H-Hentai

@noblegrizzlybear5475

4 жыл бұрын

"No. It's a Daily Mail camera."

@short7066

4 жыл бұрын

Ahaha

@aabbas1608

4 жыл бұрын

NobleGrizzlyBear , same thing

“Maniac” - Jeremy Clarkson

@deptusmechanikus7362

4 жыл бұрын

Maniac, maniac, manic... Yobo. Maniac

old top gear: funny moments new top gear: depressing moments

@buzzytrombone4353

4 жыл бұрын

Grand Tour: Deep, beautiful and fucking hilarious moments.

2:54 Jeremy Clarkson has now become jack sparrow

Hammond's reaction to Jezza's measuring the snow depth is everyone's reaction after seeing that.

“hello horse, i shall call you tesco

He is in my opinion the funniest man hands down And also they are the best trio/ presenters ever to walk this earth

Legend👌🏻 I shall call you Tesco, lolz

The snow measuring tactic is just gold. And then you see hammonds reaction just adds to it

4:47 I've never laughed so hard

@ruimpinho

3 жыл бұрын

4:55 that awkward moment face 😂😂😂

@izzyrubino8466

3 жыл бұрын

SO FUNYY PAHAHA

Some of this is just funny moments with Jeremy Clarkson on screen

@benguest4834

4 жыл бұрын

Any moment with Jezza on screen is a funny moment

Jeremy's laugh is so contagious.

"there are cows, followed by hi.ler" 💀💀😂

@a7a416

2 жыл бұрын

Cracks me up every time

2:28 "James look out, there are cows followed by Hitler."

3:05 that’s one of my favorite James quotes

Since it’s Jeremy’s birthday, I thought I should come and celebrate him and his finest moments.

0:46 “I’ve done *an* book.” I CAN’T 😂😂😂

Clarkson's face when he's not sure if the Romanian petrol attendant is a 'him' or a 'her' is priceless 🤣🤣🤣

@mcfcguvnors

3 жыл бұрын

.....................or her :D :D

4:17 him getting scared 😂😂😂😂 “he’s going to need some fingers in a minute”

Yayam abalenda! 0:40 Oh you total plumsack … One of my fav moments from The Perfect Road Trip. Clarkson has so many iconic expressions, one of my favorites is: “Oh nooo! Anyways …”

@sugarnads

8 ай бұрын

I use 'thats not gone well' all the time. And 'What could possibly go wrong?'

“Brake testing James May...”

"Hes 45 and it aint grey, now Paul McArtney and have a look at that." Hahahaha daaaam bombing on Hammond

When Jeremy Clarkson drove the Reliant Robin on Top Gear I laughed so much it made my eyes water

@mcfcguvnors

3 жыл бұрын

that was a hoot that

@ussvoyager8650

3 жыл бұрын

@@mcfcguvnors yeh

This Trio is GOLD

5:43 one fine dub

It's really funny because some of the clips wouldn't be entertaining on another program but these 3 just make anything interesting and worth watching

0:01 to 00:05 - me, driving along, everytime I see a Peugeot....

This is great compilation! The man’s cleverly hilarious

I swear if someone told me back in 1992 that Jeremy Clarkson would be as popular as he is now and that kids would love him I'd have never believed it. I never would have even thought I'd be watching the guy on the internet but I swear his personality aged like fine wine.

2:28 undoubtly the best one

I love how he’s explaining to the horse that cars are better than him lol

‘Hello horse, I think I’ll call you Tesco’😂😂😂

"James can you keep your homosexuality to yourself" lol

Every time anyone of them says anything, I am already crying with laughter. But 0:56 has me rolling

‘’Hello Horse, I shall call you Tesco’’ XD

2:28 I cry! 😂

Nobody: Literally nobody: Jeremy Clarkson: I bought a reversing horse

@sandraevans7083

4 жыл бұрын

kill this meme, its not funny anymore, everyone milks it so much

@beemail6983

4 жыл бұрын

Memes are virtual cancer

@krisu101

4 жыл бұрын

Sigh.. Once again this very bad meme. It's literally in every video's comment section and it's just as bad in the first place as it is now.

“Hello Horse, I shall call you Tesco”

Maniac maniac maniac yabo

This is the content I need

Too many funny moments i just couldn't stop laughing. I know that you probably don't care. But thank you a masterclass.

"Oh, you total plum-sa..."

4:21 best one XD

Brake-testing James May never gets old.

I'm glad to see my all time favorite funny moment from Top Gear being used as the intro. Maniac. Maniac. Maniac.

These 3 are the UKs national treasure

"When try and listen carefully, you could almost hear my genius"

A true Jeremy Clarkson funniest moments video would last almost forever

No one: Absolutely no one: Jeremy Clarkson: M A N I A C

The smile in the thumbnail. 😂

"That's a pervert camera"😂😂

A true god amongst men

1:20 lf ouch ouch ouch ouch omg lmao

@dirty.dan37

Жыл бұрын

Close your eyes and listen to the magic

4:24 since when was Jeremy Pregnant

@oualidhadjailia7155

3 жыл бұрын

6:16 Since a very Long Time.

@Zimzamzoom95

3 жыл бұрын

5:37

Or her, or her 😂

Honestly Jeremy has the most satisfying voice I’ve ever heard

should make a compilation of all the times he shouts "MANIAC!!" 😂 he says it in a few episodes

"Or her"

4:39 Top Gear you should realy drive those cars 😂😂😂

Isn't he just The Greatest...❤️

More than the vedio, the thumbnail is the best😆😆😆😆

So youre going to but all the old episodes of top gear and the grand tour

04:43 had me laughing so hard i was gasping for air ...

@DrewMcIntyre.

3 жыл бұрын

..... You're still gasping for air.

@pup1008

3 жыл бұрын

I'm still wondering.... I'm going for "her."

Loool that brake check was one of the funniest things ive seen

Legends say he is still there calling people maniacs