Long-haired dude whose hair is brown: *Exists* Jezza: “JESUS!”

@Smoerrebroed

Жыл бұрын

"GEE-ZÜS!"

@meatballtacos

Жыл бұрын

as a long-haired dude whose hair is brown, i can confirm we are called Jesus on the regular

@craftgames1882

Жыл бұрын

@@meatballtacos as a long long-haired dude with dark blond hair, i can confirm this too

@WilliamFuckingButcher

Жыл бұрын

@@meatballtacos As a bald man, I agree with you

@higashikatajosuke4987

Жыл бұрын

@@meatballtacos i agree i have one coworker who only knows me as jesus

Christ on a bike is my favorite thing now!

@Shftrz

Жыл бұрын

@Enhanced Potato yes I can

@user-kv9uj3gn4x

Жыл бұрын

Have you seen spiderman on a unicycle playing the bagpipes?

"An hour and 40 minutes the government is stealing from gee-zus" 😅 love the way Clarkson says Jesus.

@avgeek222

Жыл бұрын

how else are you supposed to say it?

@abhishekkar1

Жыл бұрын

@@avgeek222 Nee-Gus 🤯

@KineticRhyme

Жыл бұрын

That geezus looks like a pretty chill dude

@johannes_286

Жыл бұрын

GZUZ 187

@gavla3550

Жыл бұрын

@@avgeek222 I said I like how Clarkson says it. And judging by the 1k likes on my comments, a lot of people think the same.

Man w long hair=Jesus. Clarkson Logic

@horvatharamadrasan

Жыл бұрын

And people love it!

@n0v1ce45

Жыл бұрын

*Hammond and May*

@laurencesnee8362

Жыл бұрын

and sometimes a beard

@saagabragi6938

Жыл бұрын

And a beard

@EmissaryOfSmeagol

Жыл бұрын

*white man with long hair

How To Escape A Dull Conversation: 1) Spot someone with long black hair and a beard. 2) Scream "JESUS IS HERE". That should do it.

@boimna5056

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that works i can confirm

@Snoop_Dugg

Жыл бұрын

😂

I just love how he just stops mid-sentence to just "JESUS IS HERE!!"

3:00 Top Gear Dog AND Jesus in the same episode, what a legendary moment.

@404TVfr

Жыл бұрын

Ah... good old TG.

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Clarkson: "JEEZUZ IZ HERE!"

0:38 The guy actually blessed Jeremy 😂

@sedixmrboss5625

Жыл бұрын

I DIED

@shoutamagatsuchi3076

11 ай бұрын

@@sedixmrboss5625 I'm so sorry, rip

@sedixmrboss5625

11 ай бұрын

@@shoutamagatsuchi3076 🤣🤣

Long awaited. You missed one by the way. When JC says "Jesus is on our side" referring to the long haired bloke attending their studio, rather than Watching Fifth Gear

@adnanrahman5883

Жыл бұрын

You mean jesus attending the studio

@billlincoln2954

Жыл бұрын

@@adnanrahman5883 😂 oh yes of course. My bad. Do you know which episode that was? He actually says God is on our side because he sent his son along.

@adnanrahman5883

Жыл бұрын

@@billlincoln2954 not too sure, but i think it might be from series 10 cause fifth gear set the studio props on fire (allegedly)

@billlincoln2954

Жыл бұрын

@@adnanrahman5883 Ah right

@joe1205

Жыл бұрын

Lol I misread JC (Jeremy Clarkson) as Jesus Christ

"Excuse me sir, have you found Jesus?" "Yes, he's been hiding in the Top Gear audience for years." Who knew that the Lord and Saviour was a massive petrolhead?

@indominusrex1652

Жыл бұрын

Don't tell Greenpeace

@mcmultiplechoice2931

Жыл бұрын

so that's why they hate Christianity so bad! hahaha

@PabloPerez-ed9gp

Жыл бұрын

🤪

@RoyZenth

Жыл бұрын

Well, he "did not speak of his own Accord"

@rdalybread

Жыл бұрын

In the name of the Toyota Prado, and of the Datsun, and of the Holy Lotus Esprit, Amen 🙏😅

show this compilation to anyone who doesn't know what top gear is

@AkiraHartono

Жыл бұрын

Great idea

@ducanhcun1909

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a great idea...

@queenelsa6974

Жыл бұрын

Who doesnt know : What the...

@jacobbahr9316

Жыл бұрын

Jesus was gifted gold, frankincense, myrrh, and his own Top Gear complilation

@ArgentavisMagnificens

Жыл бұрын

Never watched top gear, I only know about it from videos like these

God: “JESUS CHRIST!” Jesus: “What?!” God: “Get the Escalade, we’re outta here!”

"Why is he dressed up as Hitler"

@saagabragi6938

Жыл бұрын

"Because cyclists need to be visible"

@saagabragi6938

Жыл бұрын

0:05

@ggmann13

Жыл бұрын

@@saagabragi6938 clutch time stamp

@pigmentpeddler5811

Жыл бұрын

@@saagabragi6938 yeah man real helpful for the tik-tok generation who have sub 7 second attention spans

@FranciscoFJM

Жыл бұрын

@@pigmentpeddler5811 Ok boomer

A fitting video before Christmas. Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year everyone 🎄

@alcapone4159

Жыл бұрын

That reminds me i need to watch middle east special

@theninethrees8044

Жыл бұрын

@@alcapone4159 its babijesus

The amount of pure wonder in Jezza’s voice is like a kid seeing Santa on Christmas

„Your dad gave the world supercharging“

This happened much more than I realised, and the fact that there’s enough times to make a mini compilation from it is funny😂😂

It’s just the pure shocked joy in his voice when he says his name.

you missed “the son of god doesnt go to fifth gear”

"Your dad gave the world superchargers" is now my favourite quote

I love how it became a running gag for a bit just for no reason lmao

After the first time, the producers were definitely combing through the crowd before each episode to find the most Jesus like guy in the audience in the hopes that Jeremy would see him

Imagine being the one guy who had to risk getting a fever or a cold just to make a 10 second shot of himself naked under the rain on a bike lmao

0:06 A proper start of a video about baby Jesus

inct has blessed us on the Eve of the birth of our savior, the stig

@Inserteggpunshere

Жыл бұрын

🤣

The one from the last clip is the most similar to Jesus

Even the lord is a fan of Clarkson✝

@raulrosas5068

Жыл бұрын

god: "son go down there because this guy and his friends are funny"

@shoutamagatsuchi3076

11 ай бұрын

@@raulrosas5068 Jesus: "Yes, my heavenly Father." **descends to Earth**

Jesus actually gave JC a blessing before the handshake. Very episcopal of him.

1:36 “you won’t get in, well they built that car…” JEREMY(does a double glance): “GEEEZUS IS HERE”

1:41 nah m8 that's weird al yankovic

That Leicestershire jesus played that bit beautifully too w blessing jeremy at the beginning. Good man

"why is he dressed up as Hitler?" cos it's the third bike

@darthgroot9130

Жыл бұрын

Where was his heilmet?

1:16 Jeremy proceeds to predict the future Top Gear cast

"Shut up now Jesus" ahahah

DarkViperAU needs to see this.

The double take at 1:35 is the best

I love how they can repeat the same joke and it never stops being funny lmao

Jeremy Clarkson whenever he sees a long-haired man: JESUS 😲

3:33 the beauty....

The incT Christmas special

I'm a teen with longer hair than that. I wonder what Jeremy would think of me!

@J.F.Christ

Жыл бұрын

Baby Jesus, probably

@CGTGofficial

Жыл бұрын

@@J.F.Christ Lol!

@grim_56

Жыл бұрын

@@J.F.Christ Bebe jeezus

Merry JESUS-IS-HERE-mas, everyone! Stay safe out there and remember this neat Top Gear Fun Fact: Post 2015 TG is atrocious, only watch the Trio Era

Leicestershire Jesus is really chill

The fact that there's enough for a compilation makes me so happy

Jermey is like a dog who sees a squirrel

I've been waiting for this one :D

0:14 That must be Charlie

It's nice of you to upload it in time for his Birthday

"Right, that's enough from Jesus, now James is going to speak"

An hour and 40 minutes a week the government is stealing from Jesus is possibly my favourite line from top gear

i like how jeremy yells “JESUS!” at someone who is almost an exact copy of Weird Al

This is hilarious, especially the last clip. The last guy looks the most like Jesus 🤣

I like the last jesus he seems like a really friendly guy.

Jesus working a 9-5, 5 times a week💀🤣 And the govournment is stealing from him🤣🤣💀💀 I’m rolling

1:23 I think that's Rasputin

the perfect christmas gift

the fact that this needs a compilation says a lot

i can't believe that there are enough moments of this that it's possible to fill a 3 minute and 34 second compilation.

You never know what you had until it’s gone… I miss top gear

@FOURTEEFIVE

Жыл бұрын

They still make a show named Grand Tour

@marcusjackson2874

Жыл бұрын

​@@FOURTEEFIVE not the same

@FOURTEEFIVE

Жыл бұрын

@@marcusjackson2874 the latest special was close

Thank you for this blessing you have brought upon us

@NatsukiMogiIsBestGirl

Жыл бұрын

I fucking LOVE your pfp

@nikkimitchable

11 ай бұрын

i hate your pfp. balance in the world

Mans found jusus more times then most Christians

Clarkson is so focused on trying to find jesus 😂

I had no idea he did that more than once. 😂😂

I'm absolutely certain that the real Jesus would *love* these clips! I'm sure he had a sense of humour!

@Ghuridnasrani

Жыл бұрын

He would be discussed by them.

@MojaveMoron

Жыл бұрын

@@Ghuridnasrani and what would they be talking about?

@zacharydurocher4085

Жыл бұрын

@@MojaveMoron Irish things.

@jpaulc441

8 ай бұрын

I disagree, I think Jesus would be... cross.

"Shut up now, Jeezuz!" 😂

I swear Clarkson should make sure that "Jesus is here!" is on his gravestone.

Meanwhile Jesus: How does he always find me?

very fitting

2:55 "Who would like a Daihatsu C--zz--Jesus is here"

Jeremy: *sees a man with long hair* "OMG jEsUs Is hERe"

The first clip is gold

3:15 the English version of angel di maria

Merry christmas

The funniest part of this compilation is the fact Jezza has said this so many times there can be a compilation 😭

still amazing that when Jeremy completely forgets what hes saying when he sees a Jesus

random guy: has long hair JC: OMG THATS GEEZUS

Love how he mentions Freddy flintoff…

The smug face at the end 😂

"Christ on a bike..." Shows shot of Jesus Christ on a bike

Up next on top gear: “Jesus takes the wheel”

Only in a top gear compilation would a video about Jesus start with Hitler

What an amazing meme that no one knew about until this video

*A tall bloke with long hair appears "JESUS IS HERE"

Can you do a “yeeessss” compilation?

@koolracerguy

Жыл бұрын

Yeeeesssss

That last Jesus really looked like Jesus. Like, professional impersonator level.

Any man with long dark hair is instantly Jesus

A Christmas gift from St Jeremy and pals.

You know when it's a great show when Jesus shows up in person

I'm waiting for the day he looks at Rin Hojo from Initial D and go "Look, it's Je-- ....I stand corrected."

Wow I completely forgot there had been so many jesuses for some reason my brain mixed them all in one single memory 😂

Christ on a Bike!?

So what if grand tour, but a bearded old man as the audience, and then James may yell, "oh look Moses is here"

"Who's Jesus?" "That one bloke who shows up on top gear every now and then

2nd one was the best

Only Jeremy Clarkson would have a jesus compilation.

I was at that Earl's Court Top Gear show 😊😊😊😊

"The BebbeJeezis"

THE GOATS

once i went out in a wool poncho to the offies with a(n ex) mate and some guy asked me if I was Jesus. Sadly, it wasn't Jeremy Clarkson, but this video seriously reminded me of that moment..