At first we were laughing at May for building his bunker and stocking it with spam, salad cream and lurpak. Well, nobody is laughing now.

@pissmyasslynch5325

4 жыл бұрын

You can say that again pal

@phantomechelon3628

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder how he knew... 😲

@byteme9718

4 жыл бұрын

@@phantomechelon3628 I managed four meals out of one can of spam this week. Mind you at £2.65/can it's now a luxury item.

@nirfz

4 жыл бұрын

but did he stock it up with TP too? 😁

@byteme9718

4 жыл бұрын

@AstonGoesOut I have two cans £20 each.

I'd like to remind everyone that this is the same man who once beat Gordon Ramsay in terms of cooking.

@ShadowDragon8685

4 жыл бұрын

On Ramsay's OWN SHOW NO LESS. He also was able to keep down the hakkarl when Ramsay didn't.

@kurtsoderberg

4 жыл бұрын

Hes taking the bulit for you...But not for me, free Swede and no lockdown! Go out att as a much like....shops open...but no crowds and keep 2m if you can.

@builderforce6096

4 жыл бұрын

@@kurtsoderberg Netherlands was never in lockdown either

@michaelmastro9382

4 жыл бұрын

@@kurtsoderberg 34. The huunnyyyyy bunny bear idgaf vog van GG can come to a three onward but downward! Skiffy don wiffy hassleberry Brook?

@kurtsoderberg

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmastro9382 No comprendo"!

Dont forget this man has millions and can easily be sitting on a yacht somewhere but hes eating haggis out of a can for us in a small white room.

@faustusTVR

4 жыл бұрын

Correction, a small, cold white room.

@jeanybeany7951

4 жыл бұрын

What are you doing in a small white room? Ahhhhhh! You mean James May is sitting in a small white room, eating haggis, for you to watch him.

@David_Johnson_

4 жыл бұрын

He's eating haggis so we don't have to!!!

@IllusivePrime

4 жыл бұрын

Were it looks like someone has taken a huge masive dump on his plate. lol

@longfang98

4 жыл бұрын

David Johnson but i like haggis.

James May out here pulling a quarter of a million views heating a can of haggis and butchering a fried egg. what a Sir.

@BetonBrutContemporary

3 жыл бұрын

NOW HALF A MILLION

@diegoestradahernandez2728

8 ай бұрын

620k

12:20 1)looks at whiskey 2)picks up whiskey 3) check the watch *too early for drinking* 4) puts down whiskey in a slightly angry and deluded manner We love you James, be safe!

@mav3783

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was too early for more whiskey hmmm

@Thomas_Bergel

4 жыл бұрын

Enrico In germany we say „Kein Bier vor vier“ (no beer before four)

@Rico_71

4 жыл бұрын

@@Thomas_Bergel i will definitely going to use this. In my favour mainly. Thank you very much lol

@Veilingmeat

4 жыл бұрын

that made me laugh. I was willing him to pour more in!

@davidking3311

4 жыл бұрын

I know that feeling lately

Hammond's quarantine content: Shows off his expensive cars and bikes, involving careful scripting and videography May's content: Can of Haggis and a fried egg

@byteme9718

4 жыл бұрын

Hammond is definitely the weak link.

@Neumah

4 жыл бұрын

@@byteme9718 Hammond comes across like he thinks he is a part of a young and hip professional TV elite, in 2020, when he's neither young nor hip, and TV is going the way of the Dodo... ah well

@ivarwb4115

4 жыл бұрын

One of the best comments on YT ever! Congratulations :-)

@2760ade

4 жыл бұрын

@@Neumah I like Hammond, but agreed!

@SageKingdom

4 жыл бұрын

may also did a live stream the other day

Day 40 of isolation: watching James May reach into a bin to tell us what haggis is...

@thethingonlycatscansee963

4 жыл бұрын

Rob Brown And...the highlight of my week. Bless him. 🖤

@cormac5583

3 жыл бұрын

Day 135 of isolation still watching james may tell us what haggis is

@mariannerosenstrom627

3 жыл бұрын

Second covid-lockdown, again wartching James May "cooking" and will continue........until 2046 if vaccination speed doesn't pick up in Finland.

@obergfamily9049

3 жыл бұрын

Day 373 of isolation: Water running low, may have to begin drinking haggis juice.

The REALLY sad part about Lucy Brown not being there is that she can't be made to taste the Haggis.

"Tonight on Top Gear; James May opens a can of haggis."

@wesd991

4 жыл бұрын

Richard crashes a bike And Jeremy makes potatoes

@jasoding

4 жыл бұрын

and turn it into "cowSh1T" 😂

@benflanagan8584

4 жыл бұрын

I drink some whisky James cooks some tinned haggis and richard crashes again.

@Mortthemoose

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@iksigrek5084

4 жыл бұрын

Its not top gear 🤪🤪🤪

The Bugout Bunker: fulfilling it's intended purpose since 2020.

@eugen10min

4 жыл бұрын

you can't throw metal and egg shells in the same bin...

@stevemonkey6666

4 жыл бұрын

You can if you have flunkies

@jeanybeany7951

4 жыл бұрын

@@eugen10min: You can in Oldham and it is actively encouraged by the local council. It even says so "on the tin" (Oldham council website).

"The haggis is speaking to me - i cant understand what's it saying obviously.."

@jrd33

4 жыл бұрын

It's saying "Pour us another dram o' yer whisky, man".

Every time I find myself astonished by how effortlessly Mr May gives us tremendous amounts of entertainment by doing apparently simple and boring stuff. I always remember The Reassembler's episode from the old telephone.

@thethingonlycatscansee963

4 жыл бұрын

LChagas I watched it twice. I’m a 47yo female that has absolutely no interest. Yet I watched it a second time. Bless him. 🖤

@Flyhi_Photography

3 жыл бұрын

The reassembler is a legendary show indeed.

James may is the poorest looking millionaire I've ever seen.

@rmc7098

4 жыл бұрын

You should see me

@MausOfTheHouse

4 жыл бұрын

@@rmc7098 are you a millionaire?

@ArifRWinandar

4 жыл бұрын

@@MausOfTheHouse No, he's the richest looking pauper.

@jamesdavis7492

4 жыл бұрын

@@MausOfTheHouse me too its a secret with us millionaires youv've stumbled into here .

@MausOfTheHouse

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesdavis7492 hooray.

Jeremy: interview with daughter Richard: test with wife's car/filmed by daughter James: let's make some food

@MartintheTinman

4 жыл бұрын

Opening a can isn't making

@CockatooDude

4 жыл бұрын

@@MartintheTinman This is England remember. Microwaving noodles counts as making food over there.

@jcgabriel1569

4 жыл бұрын

I think the right thing to say is Richard: crashes...again

*“I think, as an extra precaution, I am going to turn this hot plate on, at the wall.”* 😂😂 this is the kind of humor I’m here for

“The rozzers” always reminds me of the Top Gear episode where he’s trying to escape the Albanian Police lol

@elitegamer2498

4 жыл бұрын

Tyler DeBoy what about the TGPD

@TylerDeBoy

4 жыл бұрын

ELITE GAMER 249 “Let’s do this!” Edit: wait that’s the French one

@OntarioAndrew

4 жыл бұрын

He'll see us all in Spain lads!

@maxwellhohensee9787

4 жыл бұрын

Catching crims and locking them up... _in your community_

@TheBehelit

4 жыл бұрын

You’ll never take me alive, copper!

Only James could find a sticky non-stick pan.

@TheOfficialCzex

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know why I found this funnier than it ought to be.

@voornaam3191

4 жыл бұрын

Spot on, just tilting that pan and the food comes out. But no, May needs a steel spanner to unscrew the nuts that are not even there. Scraping off that non stick layer. Throw away that pan, he has eaten the toxic non-stick layer by now. Is there an English word for beyond foolish? Neuron? Noron? Oxymoron? What was it?

@voornaam3191

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheOfficialCzex Do you have male family members wearing a skirt? Do they play a bagpipe? Do they send you to your dentist, each time you drink Nikka whisky? Giving you bottles of 15 year old Auchentoshan?

@TheOfficialCzex

4 жыл бұрын

@@voornaam3191 I regret to inform you, no.

@voornaam3191

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheOfficialCzex You can't always get brown sugar, can you? And CZ reminds me of motorbikes. And EX could be "lex belli", so you ride on your motorbike to a war tribunal. Finding excuses for genocide. Not very pleasant. What is that czex?

For a person that has sampled the finest things in life - he has affinity to peasant food

@snappy452

4 жыл бұрын

Never forget where you came from

@phantomechelon3628

4 жыл бұрын

Well sometimes the simple things in life are the most enjoyable (as well as being cheaper). Given how well versed he is in urban slang, I think he just likes "keepin' it real" - innit bro?

@tomdagg6545

4 жыл бұрын

Food is food,

@DefinitelyNotEmma

4 жыл бұрын

@@tomdagg6545 some fast food = a nicely cooked meal by a culinary maestro?

@this_is_a_tiny_town

4 жыл бұрын

@@snappy452 Where I'm from we have a saying. "Don't forget the bowl you were baked in."

"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." -Mike Myers

"That is boss!" -James May, 2020

James May is like a well aged wine. The older he gets the better he is.

@ramosel

4 жыл бұрын

uh... more like aged milk.

@JJ-iy8dx

4 жыл бұрын

how is this better than anything else he's ever done?

@skad2485

4 жыл бұрын

At the least May's content never fails to entertain

@JJ-iy8dx

4 жыл бұрын

@@skad2485 well for me he failed this time...

@diegoestradahernandez2728

8 ай бұрын

​@@JJ-iy8dxdont care

Loving this, all comes full circle. James May is the absolute best.

James is having a nice time, I'm glad for that.

@ivarwb4115

4 жыл бұрын

And he is sharing his nice time with us, wich makes me glad!

James May: "Scotland is above England " Scottish:"Yeaaaaah"

@guharup

2 жыл бұрын

dont they like want to try out another position?

“I’m completely safe from marauding Scottish people!” First time in centuries a Brit can say that with 100% certainty.

@faumnamara5181

4 жыл бұрын

Aye till its discovered his bunker has the last bog roll and bottle of Irn Bru.

@byteme9718

4 жыл бұрын

@@faumnamara5181 No one drinks Irn Bru since they stopped making it with rusty girders.

@alexwork2612

4 жыл бұрын

Well the Scottish did try and invade England during Black Death plague.

@renlin8925

4 жыл бұрын

Scotland is in Britain

@byteme9718

4 жыл бұрын

@@renlin8925 Not according to wee Jimmy Crankee Sturgeon. She would have it floating somewhere else entirely.

James May could do a Dishwasher commercial that I’d still watch.

@rbokhoree

4 жыл бұрын

Jeruelle Apigo Or better yet, he could repair a broken dishwasher.

@falka6751

4 жыл бұрын

James May's soul animal is a dishwasher from the 1940s.

"That is boss" - James May Please protect this man at all costs

The care he took not to ruin canned boiled sheep's lungs mixed with oatmeal is really admirable.

Shijo-Ohashi is a bridge representative of Kyoto that crosses the Kamo river over Shijo Street. It is also called Gion Bashi.

@heatherwillis-kershner1973

4 жыл бұрын

Hey bim

@wschnitzler

4 жыл бұрын

Guess what

@kdotroy1

4 жыл бұрын

Wheres bim?

James may is even better when there is no adult supervision. His idiosyncrasies are allowed full bloom 👍🌶🥃😄🤪

"Does look a bit like a cowshit" Exactly what i thought :)

@jeanybeany7951

4 жыл бұрын

A fresh sloppy one or a sun-baked one with a crusty top on it that blends into the surrounding foliage until the moment you inadvertently step on it and it squidgies out of the crust and up your leg and you get that distinct "I've just stood on a cow-pat" whiff wafting through the air (quite partial to it (the whiff) myself, incidentally).

@taiiat0

4 жыл бұрын

but he said it, not us, so we don't have to! lol

@IloveZeeland

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂

I'm a Scot and I don't even mind that James murdered the bard, or that he put HP sauce in his haggis, or his use of Japanese whisky. That man can literally do anything.

Using the builder's tool for the egg reminded me of the time he had to use a hacksaw for his radiator hose in the Burma special.

@nirfz

4 жыл бұрын

It's not really a builders tool. It is intended for cakes and stuff.

@GildaLee27

4 жыл бұрын

@@nirfz +What does It matter It's an offset spatula.

@nirfz

4 жыл бұрын

@@GildaLee27 Actual building spatulas and trowels have sharp edges, while this cake handling device has not. (It's a difference like a slightly below average sharp knife blade and a spoon)

My favourite quote is “I’m completely safe from marauding Scottish people!”

@P_Beard_5961

4 жыл бұрын

Jurassic Coast Comics Oh, took me a while to realise you’re referring to my profile picture 😂. Yeah, Gambit’s awesome isn’t he, especially in the 90s cartoon. In fact, thanks to the animated series, he’s probably my favourite x man.

I wish this was longer, I love coming back and watching this, it's very relaxing

No-one: James: the process starts with a tin opener, because it is a tin.

@kurtsoderberg

4 жыл бұрын

It is for the American audiens...Dont take offens here in Europe.

@aredub1847

3 жыл бұрын

its a steel can.

I want a series of May translating poems into modern day slang.

@BathtubBass

4 жыл бұрын

May doesn't know modern slang.

@UndergroundResidu

4 жыл бұрын

Youppi “yo face is well bomb, sick pudding, Innit bro” begs to differ

@DefinitelyNotEmma

4 жыл бұрын

@@BathtubBass the only thing he needs to do is to make "Nobody:"-comments, say cringe and lol a lot and post some unfunny memes, then he will be a true millennial

@travis3810

4 жыл бұрын

@@UndergroundResidu and "like, comment, subscribe"

@DefinitelyNotEmma

4 жыл бұрын

@Jurassic Coast Comics now I imagine him with Richard and Jeremy on a road trip for the next episode of GT and when Jeremy talks about the stats of his car James replies with „Weird flex but okay" ._.

A James May upload is without a doubt the highlight of my day. Even if it is just him eating dog food

@jindylikessoup

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@ArmandKarlsen

4 жыл бұрын

[Several angry Scots would like to know your location]

@faumnamara5181

4 жыл бұрын

@@ArmandKarlsen Already located. Dispatching socially distanced angry mob.

@35i_Hearse_Driver

4 жыл бұрын

@@faumnamara5181 Would like to see a video of that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 A Führergruß length distance between them 😆🤚🏻😎

10:42 that little grimace 😂 this man is a King

James May, would make watching paint dry interesting his a genius.

I knew it! This was all James May's fault. James wanted to test his bunker, so he engineered an apocalypse.

@Jason-Thorne

4 жыл бұрын

Careful! If we've learnt anything from this, it's that there are people out there dumb enough to believe something like that, who will then try and set fire to him :D

@DG-jq7il

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jason-Thorne very true, I posted a meme about whiskey protecting us from the zombie apocalypse, because it sanitizes the palette, and I got a notification that it was mostly false... it was a joke, and thought it was entirely false, glad to know there might be some truth to it. All the more reason to drink some Islay whiskeys

@DefinitelyNotEmma

4 жыл бұрын

"Apocalypse" lol

This is the content we need.

@ivarwb4115

4 жыл бұрын

So true!

@thethingonlycatscansee963

4 жыл бұрын

Paladin Smith But is it the content we deserve? 🖤

James May is my modern day Michael Palin. Watch his Japan series on Prime, its brilliant. Top bloke!

@yesthat3302

3 жыл бұрын

guess what.

@zatchbell622

3 жыл бұрын

Yes That it’s about 3 o’clock now.

@yesthat3302

3 жыл бұрын

@@zatchbell622 Bim. Bim........ Bim..... Guess what!

Thank you Bim , Lucy, FoodTribe, DriveTribe and team for all the new content to entertain us in such hard times 😊 . I have liked, commented and subscribed to do my bit. Cheers from 🇳🇴

No one: James May: “battle of Britain”

@lewydmusic

4 жыл бұрын

Plenty of it

@Sam-gm1ro

4 жыл бұрын

Flood the cowling...

@lewydmusic

4 жыл бұрын

Remember his face when Rachel said she hadn't seen it?

@Milamberinx

3 жыл бұрын

I haven't seen it either.

6:51 is why we're all here.

@Interknetz

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed more clicking that timestamp than I did the first time around cause I totally forgot he did that xD

This is my fav thing on youtube, James is a hero! The sound is actually better than it usually is, way less clipping

James May's FoodTribe videos is what I need more in my life right now.

This video may have single handed doubled the number of times James has said "Like, Comment, Subscribe"... Lucy will be so proud!

Classic British breakfast, everything is gray and unappetizing. well done, james!

@yourgay3226

4 жыл бұрын

Hey bozo you keep eating your mum out for your brekkie and leave us brits to the greatest breakfasts in existence

@jonb5310

4 жыл бұрын

@@yourgay3226 lol =)

@freepadz6241

4 жыл бұрын

Well what do you have for breakfast? A spinal column in a bap?

@DefinitelyNotEmma

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, that stuff is actually breakfast? O_o

Inform the flavor.. that's a line he used before he beat Gordan Ramsay with his fish pie! Go James!

At least James is having ago at cheering people up 👍🏻

I love James, I have nothing else to say just now. Just that I love him.

James May: not a poor person... Proceeds to have a peasants 80's kitchen, love it

I LOVE your cooking videos. They are entertaining me through the quarantine. 💚

finally. been waiting for bunker videos. this time is perfect for them.

The Haggis is saying "Freedom" which depending on James' digestive system it will get about a day later looking exactly the same.

Have you ever thought of doing a history of Britain show James? Would be great for the rest of the world to learn about the history of the country, even from the bunker.

Bim opens a tin, and has literally thousands of views in a few hours. Enthralling, entertaining, informative, and welcome. Thank you Dr. James, Man of Letters and such!

Thanks for taking the time out of your day and setting that all up to keep us entertained for a bit. Stay safe sir :)

Wooohooo. I was wondering when the bunker kitchen would be back

I love when he grabs the bottle of whiskey and thinks about drinking it then looks at his watch and thinks it’s too early for a drink

James is just what we all need in times like these. Instant sense of zen after watching this.

We really need this these days. Cheers.

*takes tin out of bin* *reads* *takes off children’s presenter glasses, touches egg, top, trousers, puts hands in pockets* ‘Meanwhile, stay safe, remember to wash you hands’ Oh, James...what would Oz say?!

@MM-dq2pi

4 жыл бұрын

I hope he recycles the tin.

" I had one in the curry other day and it nearly blew my a$$ off" lol 😂

New favorite channels. Glad to see.

This really flowed nicely.

American here - I innocently googled "What is haggis made from?" after watching this video. For those that don't know: Sheep heart, liver, lungs, and stomach...and apparently banned in the US since 1971. I'm pretty adventurous when it comes to food...but I had to draw the line at lungs and stomach. I'm sure if you grew up eating this it's probably a favorite acquired taste...yes? no?

@matta2652

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@michaelhall5429

3 жыл бұрын

You eat the leftover carcass of cows and pigs ground to a paste and stuffed into intestines already, so maybe?

@Mystic-Midnight

2 жыл бұрын

Actually I assume it'd taste like any other Animal Liver would with it just having what I can only describe as an overwhelming Iron taste but it isn't horrible. Granted I also like Liver and Onions cause my Grandma would make it for my Grandpa often and since she picked me up after school I just ate old people food.

James , you do know that Sir Hugh Dowding was Scottish, born in Moffat. Ate Haggis 3 times a day. thats why he biffed the boche

This is gold, thanks James!

thank you for sharing this great recipe with us.

See, Hammond? People actually can make a youtube video without crashing their own motorcycle into their own garage door.

@catriona_drummond

4 жыл бұрын

Crashing is part of the Hammond brand.

James: Shall we look at the tin Also James: *casually opens bin and takes out tin

@NaziZombieSharpShot

4 жыл бұрын

I do that at least once a day for the cooking times on ready meals

From Utah USA... I really enjoy your vids, James! Please keep them coming in these "trying" times! Keep safe Brother!

This is brilliant isolation entertainment material and awesome one liners, thanks James, stay safe and well and keep this up!

Everyone laughed when Mr Slowly made a bunker kitchen but who’s laughing now.

Definition of "British" : cocking Haggis using Suntory Yamazaki ...

I really needed this video, to cheer me up during this quarantine. Thank you

from america, love you James, your instructions on those chilies was spot on. this is exactly what i needed in these times.

not gonna lie mate, the end result looked absolutely vile.

@bbb462cid

4 жыл бұрын

he did say it was haggis

@pynchon63

4 жыл бұрын

@@bbb462cid proper haggis, certainly not tinned, is delicious.

You know James may is a perfectionist when he places the chilies parallel to the cutting board

keep calm and carry on James

Thanks Bim, we needed that.

You do make me laugh 🤣🤣 Just watched you in Japan you can tell I am running out of things to watch 🤣🤣

thankyou James, made the evening more "palatable" suggest just drink the whisky, whatever follows is always better.

The acoustics are astounding.

High times with James May. Live it.

James: I was 30% right Me: that still makes you 70% wrong Mr May

"Innit." - Dr. James May, 2020

When he picked up the whiskey, looked at his watch, and followed up with a dissapointed "no". It cracked me up. Made my day.

YES I wanted a video and here it is! Time to eat!! Thanks James!

I made something very similar looking this morning. In the bathroom.

Watch out for the cops over there. They're ticketing people for being out in their front yard and buying wine or crisps.

Spot on man!

🤣🤣🤣 last line is the best

The brown sauce adds the English to the meal

Five minutes later and now I KNOW of what haggis is made. Decided I was right years ago. Possible for a deep-fried Peep or two on the side?

@faumnamara5181

4 жыл бұрын

What the hells a peep ? Anyway it tastes amazing.

@vincemoravek2858

4 жыл бұрын

@@faumnamara5181 Those marshmellow treats; Peep "chicks" 'n rabbits usually popular around Easter.

Lol I just happened to be watching his bunker kitchen yesterday (for the first time) and now there’s a new video today 😄

I will watch anything with James May in it.