My favorite part about this song is how every part of lyricism and melody sounds like a squad of Rhodesian soldiers found an electric guitar on the march and made this at the side of the road

@HighLordComedian

2 жыл бұрын

I've heard that the "It's just like going to he-eaven" is because their sergeant was listening in while they were recording

@billybonk7673

Жыл бұрын

@@HighLordComedian lmao

@mrllamaton1873

Жыл бұрын

Its a long way to timppeary (the OG) was a march

@the-np4mr

Жыл бұрын

@@mrllamaton1873 no shit

@apoiujdba0-9u

Жыл бұрын

@@mrllamaton1873 the og was its a long way to tipperary?? which was about an irishman in london

Grab your FALs lads, we have a job to do

@warpig6459

2 жыл бұрын

And R4s

@youraveragereloader649

2 жыл бұрын

A few Colt SP-1s wouldn't hurt Oh, also Lee Enfields, can't forget those

@mikek5322

2 жыл бұрын

Is a G3 ok?

@KolchakReincarnated16-11

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikek5322 yes

@mikek5322

2 жыл бұрын

@@KolchakReincarnated16-11 Then I'm in!

Petition to make "Afrikaner rock" a genre

@edgarbanuelos6472

2 жыл бұрын

Go on...

@agamer1979

2 жыл бұрын

Soon, after SA falls, hopefully

@edgarbanuelos6472

2 жыл бұрын

@@yonker1219 So are Australians. But it makes all the difference.

@EJ-jh1vf

2 жыл бұрын

Petition to give Africa to Afrikaners.

@mr.t101

2 жыл бұрын

Best idea I've heard today

0% Lamborghini 0% Money 0% Naked Women 30% FN FAL 30% Rhodesia 40% Mukumbura

@ritonbalayeur4002

Жыл бұрын

100% Short pants 🩳

@dude34150

Жыл бұрын

@@ritonbalayeur4002 rhoddie short shorts 🤤

@PabloRodriguez-oc7ss

Жыл бұрын

@@dude34150 ayoo

@dude34150

Жыл бұрын

@@PabloRodriguez-oc7ss i own like 4 pair

@bonqueque_chez6788

Жыл бұрын

Relatable

this is the closest thing to the rock version of "Its a long way to TIpperary"

@joachimhupe4018

2 жыл бұрын

It is.

@hansvandekoet3925

2 жыл бұрын

It is.

@AthensStudios

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps.

@naluanj9628

2 жыл бұрын

@@joachimhupe4018 It is a version of it that is in rock, but it isn't about Tipperary.

@DragoniteBrian

2 жыл бұрын

yeah

Its difficult to explain to people when I tell them my mother was born in Rhodesia

@williamsherman1942

2 жыл бұрын

Once a Rhodesian always a Rhodesian.

@MsZsc

2 жыл бұрын

imagine rhodesia today,

@omiheaddev7090

2 жыл бұрын

@@MsZsc Just imagine any successful African country, and it wasn’t rushed while working to change social order.

@imgvillasrc1608

2 жыл бұрын

@@omiheaddev7090 Reading more about Rhodesia, it made me realize that it was pretty much the US but the demographics are reversed. It was certainly no South Africa as apartheid was a catastrophe waiting to happen.

@DavideKuras

2 жыл бұрын

Here's the story of Rhodesia a land both fair and great

The subtlety and self depreciation of English humor coupled with the catchiness of the riff makes it better every time you hear it. I'm quite amazed.

@charlieempire7733

Жыл бұрын

500%

@feiliormia

4 ай бұрын

Deprecation *

@San_Jose69

Ай бұрын

Rhodesian*

@theirritatingsatsuma5571

17 күн бұрын

​@@San_Jose69Rhodesians were from England

@San_Jose69

17 күн бұрын

@@theirritatingsatsuma5571 and the Netherlands, they were Boers like the south Africans, just with a bit more English influence

Zimbabwe...don't you mean.... *OCCUPIED RHODESIA??????*

@TheKing60210

3 жыл бұрын

As a Black American. I feel like Ian Smith is the good guy. This man didn't do anything wrong, Mugabe lead a Genocide of White Farmers and other Black Tribes

@anonhamster7958

2 жыл бұрын

@@antonishedsp2036 Rhodesia was by no means perfect when it came to equality, But it was no where near as bad as the Apartheid Monster of South Africa that it is often grouped with.

@Jupiter__001_

2 жыл бұрын

@@antonishedsp2036 The blacks in Rhodesia had more rights than those in the United States of America at the time, as they could become officers. They couldn't yet vote, but that was planned to come through eventually, rather than being quickly forced on an unready and uneducated populace.

@YouTubedoesntneedhandles

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jupiter__001_ aside from the fact that everything you said is a complete lie, blacks couldn’t own land in Rhodesia, they could in America, blacks couldn’t vote in Rhodesia, they could in America, the civil rights act passed July second 1964, Rhodesia capitulated in April of 1980.

@Jupiter__001_

2 жыл бұрын

@@KZreaddoesntneedhandles I already mentioned voting. I think black African tribes could own land, but not individuals. And again, blacks could not be military officers in the US, whereas there were black officers in the Rhodesian Army. Also, there was no segregation of public services in Rhodesia afaik.

This cool song honestly seems like something from alternate history, like it shouldn't exist but does. It's so interesting on every level from cultural to linguistic and it sounds awesome too!

@jacobbuxton932

2 жыл бұрын

Yes this is so true!!!

@super-kamarigaming7907

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobbuxton932 Indeed!

@TheGreatDanish

2 жыл бұрын

The entire Rhodesian war feels exactly like that the more you study it, honestly.

@super-kamarigaming7907

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGreatDanishYeah the Bush War is interesting, one of the wars of unsung heroes

@ABPHistory

Жыл бұрын

@@super-kamarigaming7907 they lost tho

What did they use in Zimbabwe for light before the candle? Electricity. Long live Rhodesia.

@gerogegerog5926

2 жыл бұрын

Lol ye

@madsharkz8640

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah Mugabe kinda dropped the ball on that one

@roninski3638

2 жыл бұрын

@@madsharkz8640 If not Mugabe it would have been someone else. Zimbabwe relied on the Rhodesian government to maintain order, and a healthy economy. When Rhodesia fell it created a power vaccum that only a ruthless dictator could fill. Like it or not; colonization was the only thing keeping Africa from imploding.

@madsharkz8640

2 жыл бұрын

@@roninski3638 Yeah, you’re right. It’s like a game of hot potato, someone will end up with it and it ain’t gonna be good. It was kind of a lose lose situation, either way someone had to deal with it

@valen23arg

2 жыл бұрын

Say that shit to the native zimbabweans

Dude I love the Rhodesian countryball with the sunglasses! I would give this video a hundred thumbs up if I could!

@ToadToast

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks man, i appreciate it.

@enclave1165

2 жыл бұрын

@@ToadToast Are you supposed to be a Lumi if she was a country ball

@ToadToast

2 жыл бұрын

@@enclave1165 Well, not really, but it does looks like so. I put this pfp because of my first video, i made that furry finlandball as a joke, back then i didn't even know Lumi existed.

@nicholaspatton5590

2 жыл бұрын

We’ve got you Mukka

@Duggieboy777

2 жыл бұрын

Somewhat ironically, wearing sunglasses was seen as effete by most Rhodesian military personnel. And ordinary citizens, come to think of it. Would've likely got you a lot of 'Oh look at Mr Hollywood here' type of comments.

Rhodesia had its fair share of problems, it was still miles ahead of the hellhole that is Zimbabwe. 37 years of Robert Mugabe.

@thatonekerbal

5 ай бұрын

Ngl Mugabe was the greatest president, he made everyone a multitrillionaire

@brigantiasmemerepository6439

2 ай бұрын

The only problem with Rhodesia is that it wasn't majority White

Total respect from this old Aussie ex veteran, good bloody bush soldiers

@rat_king-

2 жыл бұрын

Canzuk.... For the future...

@mr.g6962

2 жыл бұрын

@@rat_king- im American but im part Canadian I say no

@rat_king-

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.g6962 iNdEpEnDaNcE or Empire your choice

@iknowsomestuff3209

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.g6962 to form an economic union in similar vein to the EU would hugely benefit Canada NZ and Australia more than the UK, its not the imperial federation, we're not going to unite into one country, you an American anyway, the effect on you wouod be negligable at most

@pilkpog7952

2 жыл бұрын

@@iknowsomestuff3209 i mean we all need it. uk left the eu, canada is too reliant on america, and china seems like it has a bit much influence on australia and nz

Pretty sure if someone posted an ad for "Join the rhodesian liberation army today!." a LOT of people would gladly join.

@matttt6772

2 жыл бұрын

Like the Area 51 raid, but in Zimbabwe

@somefurryguy1811

2 жыл бұрын

@@matttt6772 Occupied rhodesia*, and as an argentinian with an unhealty obsession with fal's and 70's gear i would very gladly liberate it.

@matttt6772

2 жыл бұрын

@@somefurryguy1811 me too, i'm italian btw, so we have probably some ancenstors in common

@sweetnex3816

2 жыл бұрын

Probably not. It's one thing to sympathise and listen to songs in the safety of your own room and it's a whole other thing to actually fight the war. Besides, a lot of zoomers that are interested in this kind of stuff are ironically quite unfit.

@Goodroosters

2 жыл бұрын

Nah. Most people would say "What's Rhodesia?" and those that knew and talk tough shit on KZread/Forum sites would just sit in their room and daydream about being a bad ass soldier and refuse to uproot themselves from their cozy 1st-World life of relatively little stress and doritos.

Proud of our neighbouring brother Rhodesia. Greetings from Suid afrika.

@user-ez05ob0WqQ

6 ай бұрын

Baie lekker vlag aan jou profile pic, salute (jammer vir my afrikaanse, this is currently the best I can do)

As a white Zimbabwean ( formerly Rhodesian ) of British descent, I give this two thumbs up. Epic Song! 💚💚🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼 Thanks mate for this.💯👏🏼💯👏🏼👍🏻

@andysemitic4456

Жыл бұрын

Don’t worry. We’ll be back and Rhodesia will prosper

@karumainlasz1959

Жыл бұрын

As a Dunterio living in my Homeland, Coyorsland, I wish the best to the Afrikaners as we all share a Common Heritage

@visegradi

Жыл бұрын

Former rhodesian? Huh? u realise the country u were born in doesnt impact ur ethnicity?

@karumainlasz1959

Жыл бұрын

@@visegradi You choose your Ethnicity my Friend, as long as you have lived in the country you want to call your homeland for most your life. I live the Sultanate of Oman but I identify as Dunterio not Australian or Omani (I'm Originally Australian)

@andysemitic4456

Жыл бұрын

@@visegradi lol the country is now called Zimbabwe. Formerly known as Rhodesia. They specifically talked about their English heritage. What are you going on about?

This actually sounds like a professionally made song about a soldier and it’s nearly a perfect parody of its a long way to Tipperary lol love it

@Carlito84Qc

Жыл бұрын

It's a real Rhodesian song that was #2 in Rhodesia during the war

Rhodesia will always stay in our hearts, brothers

@bemotivated8443

3 жыл бұрын

Where is Germany? In Europe Where is China? In Asia Where is Rhodesia? Right here❤️

@theconnotationofmemedealer3795

3 жыл бұрын

@@antonishedsp2036 That was SA, Rhodesia was a lot different than that. The first word in Rhodesian is Rhodes, the last word in Rhodesian is Ian.

@alexandermccabe556

2 жыл бұрын

@@antonishedsp2036 well hey they fixed it and look how good they are doing now

@LeteciHelikopter

2 жыл бұрын

@@antonishedsp2036 "The Rhodesians sympathized with Hitler during World War II." I think you mixed up Boers with the Rhodesians (not all Boers of course, there were lots of them who protested against the South African intervention in the war and the Jewish refugees coming to SA, take Verwoerd as an example). This statement of yours makes me believe you are deeply uninformed or just an internet troll.

@EJ-jh1vf

2 жыл бұрын

We're all Rhodesian now.

Meanings: Mukkas: Means friend. It is derived from English slang term ‘mucker’, which means the same thing. Tot siens: Means ‘goodbye’ in Afrikaans. JOC: Joint Operations Centre. Ek se: A popular Afrikaans catchphrase added to the end of any sentence. Very popular among young Rhodesians in the mid 70’s. Ultimately meaningless. Mont Claire: Popular hotel in Rhodesia, later the target of an attack by ZANLA guerrillas. FN: It's an abbreviation for ‘Fabrique Nationale’ , which is a prolific arms manufacturing company from Belgium. In this case, FN means FN FAL, a famous battle rifle which was a standard equipment of Rhodesian Security Forces at the time. RL: Bedford RL is a military utility truck at the time used by the RSF. Kwai it to the North Pole: Blow it to the North Pole, eg. blow it to smithereens. Kwai, used as verb, is a reference to the 50’s movie The Bridge on the River Kwai, where an Allied commando is tasked with destroying a railway bridge. The Parade Square: The parade square at the Llewelyn Barracks, a military base near the Bulawayo city. Graze: Rhodesian slang for food. Lekker: Lekker is South African/Rhodesian slang for ‘ood’ or ‘attractive’. Blues: Nickname for the Rhodesian Air Force. Greys: Most likely refering to Greys Scouts. RWS: Rhodesian Woman’s Services. Credits: genius.com/Mike-westcott-and-leprechaun-its-a-long-way-to-mukumbura-lyrics Corrected Lyrics: It's a long way to Mukumbura It's a long way to jol It's a long way from your hometown But you can have yourselves a ball With your muckers Goodbye Bulawayo, tot siens Cecil Square It's a long, long way to Mukumbura And we're going up there to stir It's a long way to JOC Inyanga It's a long way, ek se It's a long way from Umtali But it's wide tar all the way Well, nearly Goodbye to the Cecil Hello the Mont Claire It's a long, long way to JOC Inyanga And the trout is biting there It's a long way to Kariba It's a long way to run It's a long way from Makuti But you can do it on your THUMB With your FN We love our Sergeant Major, when he drives an RL When he takes it on those bush roads, It's just like going to Heaven, I'm in Heaven It's a long way to Llewelyn It's a long way on the train We could gooi it to the North Pole, But they'd build one just the same with the parade square We all dig the starpies, haircuts and the graze And if we really scheme it's lekker when we start on our first phase For the Mortars Action, disarm look again They're so loud For the Blues Changa to echo base Homing call required over Chopper come home, chopper come home For the Instructors One check your rear aperture Two move your working force to the rear For the Greys You fool private the tails at the back For Signals Hello two this is one over Hello, one this is one too are you one two? For the Medics This water cannot be drunk until it has been passed by the M.O For the Cops No madam that’s not what we use V-cars for You want the pest control vehicle For the RWS Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind Whether to wear the green or blue eyeshadow To weapons training today For INTAF Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this keep As it should be kept The keep does not keep itself For the Engineers That’s not a flocculent You idiot that’s the soap powder It's a long way to Mukumbura It's a long way to jol It's a long way from your home town But you can have yourselves a ball With your muckers Goodbye Bulawayo, tot siens Cecil Square It's a long, long way to Mukumbura And we're going up there to stir Stir Stir Ensure Stir Ensure Stir Ensure Stir Ensure

@NateOhHai

3 жыл бұрын

At 3:20, “for the techs” is incorrect. It should be “for INTAF”. INTAF were in charge of the keeps.

@ToadToast

3 жыл бұрын

@@NateOhHai Thanks for the correction

@SC-ze3nh

3 жыл бұрын

Ek sê means “I say” in Afrikaans and ja was used at the ends of sentences

@SC-ze3nh

3 жыл бұрын

@Harald Turkstra I know. I said ek sê was used at the end of sentences not ja.

@theconnotationofmemedealer3795

3 жыл бұрын

It is not Jawl, it is Jol. It means party.

Punk so underground it's from a country that doesn't even exist

@chitoryu12

2 жыл бұрын

@@sswinterwulf Clearly nobody ever told them that.

@floppagaming5157

2 жыл бұрын

Not anymore

@aforerunner1773

2 жыл бұрын

Well unfortunately it’s just occupied at the moment

@masonchristensen1392

2 жыл бұрын

Alr well since you don't know some basics im sorry to say but Africa is not a country it's a continent :/

@chitoryu12

2 жыл бұрын

@@masonchristensen1392 Rhodesia's not a country either, thank God.

I miss Rhodesia.

@shoorakhamis3904

2 ай бұрын

I miss RHODESIA also and im not even fron there.

@Provo_N

2 ай бұрын

revive the crippled eagles

@Coolduderightondd

22 күн бұрын

@@shoorakhamis3904so real

Average Zimbabwe Fan vs Average Rhodesia Enjoyer

@fallaciousfirm2524

Жыл бұрын

I doubt there are any Zimbabwe fans out there except for citizens of Zimbabwe....

@jeramysamarawickrama7633

4 ай бұрын

​​@@fallaciousfirm2524 commies and delusional "anti racists" are zimbabwe fan. Everything isnt black and white im a brown guy from a colonised country and rhodesia is so facinating to me cause it was much better under the whites. But many people deny it just for the sake of fighting against big bad colonialism.

Absolutely gorgeous vision with very high quality! Long live Rhodesia, Rhodesians never die!

@The_Corridor67

2 жыл бұрын

Robert Mugabe in heaven thinking Rhodesians never die because there are not any up there

@The_Corridor67

2 жыл бұрын

@Cpt.Frost “It is the Communists Who Think Like Christians” - Pope Francis Idk sounds like the communists are getting into heaven.

@alejandrochalco6893

Жыл бұрын

@Cpt.Frost White supremacism is one hell of drug isn´t it ?

@lebe5894

Жыл бұрын

@@The_Corridor67 dont think he went to heaven either waht with all that corruption

Girls in gym: what is guys listening to? Probably heavy metal or hard rock Boys: no its abouth Depression Mens: ITS A LONG WAY TO MUKUMBURA!

@Better_Clean_Than_Green

Жыл бұрын

I was listening to music once in school last year One of the girls asked me if Iam listening to phonk One of the boys said it was probably techno or like that But of course they were wrong, I was listening to Metro soundtracks I mean why should I listen to phonk or techno when Iam reading a (Metro) book??

@thatonekerbal

5 ай бұрын

Girls: Is he listening to rock? Men: ITS A LONG WAY TO MUKUMBURA ITS A LONG WAY TO JAWL GOODBYE BULAWAYO TOT SIENS CECIL SQUARE ITS A LONG LONG WAY TO MUKUMBURA AND WERE GOING UP THERE TO STIR

Rhodesians never die!

@genbab6989

2 жыл бұрын

Mugabe be like: "Damn, guess Rhodesians never die, because they're certainly not up here!"

@matthew1882

2 жыл бұрын

@@genbab6989 yeah cause the man who ordered the murders of 30,000 of his black countrymen in the 80s definitely went to heaven. Even if you hate Rhodesia you must admit that Mugabe brutalized the people of his country

@world_reborn1990

2 жыл бұрын

Hail russia

@gerogegerog5926

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthew1882 and the whole making it weimar Germany in 2 milliseconds

@romaboo6218

2 жыл бұрын

@@genbab6989 dont you mean down?

I cant express how much i love this. Ask my neigbourss, or their neigbours.

@Secondaire_Certifie

2 жыл бұрын

We all love this song. 🥲

@TRPilot06YT

2 жыл бұрын

@@Secondaire_Certifie :')

1.Fn Fal 2.Shorts 3.Fn mag 4.Jungle hat *tactical rhodesian infantry man

I love Rhodesia even though I come from a country as distant as Poland. Rodesia history and how you were betrayed reminds the story of my own country. I've never even been to Africa, but I wish I could see Rhodesia again.

@finar86

9 ай бұрын

@@RD-qz1fm have you ever been to Poland?

@thedirector9871

8 ай бұрын

@@RD-qz1fm Whats wrong with that?

@tomkatt8274

7 ай бұрын

@@RD-qz1fm you cannot be black and european.

@youtubesangryopinionramble1465

7 ай бұрын

@@RD-qz1fmHopefully this October election will improve Poland

@GLASSMOSCOWANDBEIJING

4 ай бұрын

​@@youtubesangryopinionramble1465 yeah it improved it so much that Poles are now protesting the new PM and government

I'm pretty sure the line is "and the trout is biting there" not "the crowd's fighting there". Nynanga is known for its trout fishing.

@Willbkool

2 жыл бұрын

You're definitely correct, after listening on my TV's 5.1 sound system I can concur.

Virgin Zimbabwe and Mugabe vs Chad Rhodesia and Ian Smith

@Ostessian

10 ай бұрын

Real

@JimmyM1975

10 ай бұрын

I honestly would say both where shit. You got the racist, Rhodesia and you got the communist emo boy, Zimbabwe

@anonman3707

9 ай бұрын

real talk Mugabe was based 😂😂😂 RIP big guy

@tugalord

9 ай бұрын

​​@@anonman3707he made everyone into trillionaires

@2ndcomingofFritz

9 ай бұрын

@@anonman3707edgy 13 year old sees lil dark age edit on youtube shorts, gets politically radicalised

Higher quality music than what they got today...

@charlieempire7733

Жыл бұрын

Yes music has gust gone down lately that is why I only listen to these types of music

Am I the only one who likes the "That’s not a flocculent idiot, It’s a soap powder" part? PS: Nice upload and art, m8! PS²: Mugabe is dead.

@ToadToast

3 жыл бұрын

yeah some of those quotes are pretty funny, thanks for the compliments.

@nazarderkach9320

2 жыл бұрын

@@ToadToast 3:13: Blue eyeshadow would probably generate suspicions of domestic abuse.

@ToadToast

2 жыл бұрын

@@nazarderkach9320 Well, i don't think all of them are funny, that one is probably the worst one.

@partygoersonlevelfun4485

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@jaansen_

2 жыл бұрын

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOAAH

Mukumbura was a Rhodesian Army base on the Moçambique border.

I have currently zero knowledge on what exactly the country of Rhodesia was, but they sure got some bangers.

@Carlito84Qc

Жыл бұрын

Zimbabwe when it was named Rhodesia was under control of the British

@darrendavies5704

Жыл бұрын

Zimbabwe but better

@UrWifiIsSlow

Жыл бұрын

Only successful African country

@mrlime9526

Жыл бұрын

@@darrendavies5704*for white people

@---pt8fk

Жыл бұрын

Like South Africa but smaller

As a white Zimbabwean, I can say Rhodesia had its brilliant points as well as its flaws. We had a good, prosperous, well-run, well-lead, successful nation. A good, noble and kind people with a good, courageous leader. To this day, I am proud of my nation and countrymen. However the way we treated the blacks was deeply unfair and wrong. Rhodesia is gone now. We should have integrated the Africans into our government along with us whites. Creating an equal country for all. Blacks and Whites United. However, I have a dream that Zimbabwe will rise again. It will, mark my words. A Wildlife Capital and Breadbasket of Africa once again. Successful, prosperous and free. A land Built on Loving Kindness, Compassion, Unity, Tolerance and Friendship for all living Beings and people. A land where our wildlife and national parks continue to thrive, the people are happy and the country one of the richest in Africa again. Zanu PF will fall. We the people will rise. All of Zimbabwe, both human and animal will be happy, healthy, loved and protected. It is coming. It will be done. Amen. 💚💚🇿🇼🇿🇼🐾🐾

@ToadToast

Жыл бұрын

It's nice to see your perspective, and i definitely agree.

@johndalton3781

Жыл бұрын

Or you could do what israel is doing today

@kristinaindriliunaite912

Жыл бұрын

@@johndalton3781 or the US.

@zim_christ_lion

Жыл бұрын

@Kristina Indriliunaite Notice! To the right wing extremists from the USA and beyond who likely will reply to my comment, I will politely say your ideals are no longer tolerated here. Your beliefs are fast dying out. We Rhodesians fought against hate and the nazis so you wouldn't find a place here even if Rhodesia still existed and would be kicked out of my country as what happened to US extremist Harold Covington. You will find most white Zimbabweans and South Africans today deeply opposed to your hateful dogma. Yes, I am proud to be white. I do not support woke ideologies. I may be no liberal. But I firmly believe with all my heart that Loving-Kindness, Unity and Tolerance is the only way for humanity to evolve and move forward. All people and beings are equally important, all deserving of kindness, compassion and respect. You may not like it but it's the truth. Please either evolve and change for the better or die off. The choice is yours.

@zim_christ_lion

Жыл бұрын

@Toad Toast Thank you very much mate! Really appreciated. My Pleasure 🙏🙏

My grandfather was in the British South Africa Police. My other folks served as police reservists. This country produced some of the greatest souls and heroes of our country. To this day, we have the most spectacular wildlife, stunning natural beauty and kind, generous people. Bloody proud of this, my country.

@mokgz169

4 ай бұрын

The people are the best part of SA🇿🇦

This almost sounds like the intro to a MASH or Hogan's Heroes style show. And I Really wish there was one.

@noahb9596

2 жыл бұрын

Rhodesian M*A*S*H would be awesome

@rushimapa697

2 жыл бұрын

I love Hogans heroes

based af

@kainelucky1227

2 жыл бұрын

Caught in 4k

@jephthaholt

2 жыл бұрын

@@kainelucky1227 what's good chief

@globial5329

2 жыл бұрын

holy shit its jeph

@SSTonka44

2 жыл бұрын

Yo what's your pfp symbolism? I recognize ortho cross, alpha and omega, but what's the context? Where is this from

@ChristandMMA

2 жыл бұрын

" *translate to english (by google)* "

Had a few drinks with the RLI boys in Australia on ANZAC Day couple years back, hard Muzak’s eh? Respect!

This country was showing promising signs. It really is sad that it was destroyed

@seronymus

2 жыл бұрын

God must have foreseen a "modern" Rhodesia would have legalized gay marriage or such and allowed the revolution to happen

@fionasmith6868

2 жыл бұрын

@@seronymus No and the Rhodesian male was and is not gay we were against that.

@seronymus

2 жыл бұрын

@@fionasmith6868 I know Fiona, certainly, I'm not trying to trash anyone. What my point is that God always intends a silver lining even if we can't see it. Look at the global stats - "developed" countries don't usually do well with faith and tradition and other good values. Of course there are exceptions but you need to look at everything.

@fionasmith6868

2 жыл бұрын

@@seronymus we were a good country we had very high standards the country in the world there is still white Rhodesian in Zimbabwe today the global countries of the west with China Russia are to blame most Britain and South Africa and what they did to us they doing to there own countries and people.

@ELVIR2

2 жыл бұрын

im tired of being non white, im tired of being suicidal and depressed, im tired of being a online racism victim, if god exists then why didnt he made me white

Rhodesia never dies ! From your brothers in America 🇺🇲

No clue what the fuck a "Rhodesia" is but i hear they wear booty-shorts and use FN-FALs and as a Florida-man that shits based

@gloriousblobber9647

2 жыл бұрын

If you say Rhodesia is actually Zimbabwe to someone from Rhodesia, they will never talk to you again.

@ephraimboateng5239

Жыл бұрын

@@gloriousblobber9647 guess the truth hurts lol

Rhodesia never dies but mugabe did

@2ndcomingofFritz

9 ай бұрын

@@Hermaeusmora5042he said that

TND

@ilovetrans893

3 ай бұрын

Totally nice day

The one and only soliders in short shorts. Sporting an arms embargoed SLR from Sth Africa. The 70s fond memories

@rowengarcia3852

2 жыл бұрын

were you in the Rhodesian army?

@stevethomas5849

2 жыл бұрын

@@rowengarcia3852 As I am too young despite being well into my 50s and never been to Rhodesia. My dad was in the British army during this period and we were fully aware what was happening over there as it was in news a lot. Also a lad at school was born in Salisbury now Harare and he told me what it like during the Bush War.

Rhodesian booty shorts got me doing the unthinkable

@patrickbasedman9074

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@Johnnytree67

Жыл бұрын

What ?

@latviesulegionars8806

Жыл бұрын

It got you thinking of Rhodesian independence aren't they?

@vercot7000

Жыл бұрын

@@patrickbasedman9074 your username is more cringe

@patrickbasedman9074

Жыл бұрын

@@vercot7000 no

I always thought it was "and the trout is biting there," both as a metaphor and because there's three trout dams in Inyanaga.

Rhodesian army, casually being the most effective fighting force in the history of man:

@BritishRepublicsn

4 ай бұрын

They lost though

@pacermanthefan

4 ай бұрын

because they had less people and only 1 supporting nation

@BritishRepublicsn

4 ай бұрын

@@pacermanthefan Similar situation to the Russian Red army, guess what happened to them? They won. So there's no excuse for 'the most effective fighting force in the history of man' to lose as quickly as they did

@pacermanthefan

4 ай бұрын

@@BritishRepublicsn The communists in both the USSR and under Mugabe just threw soldiers at the enemy, just because they won it doesn't mean they were the best. If we look at the casualties we can clearly see who had WAY more losses

@BritishRepublicsn

4 ай бұрын

@@pacermanthefan fair enough

"What kind of music do you like" "o any ki-" ITS A LONG WAY

Petition to Bring back Rhodesia as a Country

@gort8687

Жыл бұрын

my brother in christ what is your profile picture

@littlemisskaykay22

Жыл бұрын

@@gort8687 it's a Waffen SS Division Wojak, what else would it be? Edit: or at least, it used to be

@gort8687

Жыл бұрын

@@littlemisskaykay22 bro 🤨

@jonomurphy1117

Жыл бұрын

@@gort8687 This this is why we cant have nice things aye

@simoneidson21

Жыл бұрын

@@littlemisskaykay22 Ah nice, at least you aren’t pretending you aren’t a white supremacist

Love it! Man, it brings back the days of my youth.

@javierortega4409

2 жыл бұрын

are you rhodesian?

My black neighbor loved this song so much that he threw a brick at my window to hear it better.

@EKREBORN573

4 ай бұрын

I would commence TND if that happened to me.

@mokgz169

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@WhiteBaronn

Ай бұрын

That's such a overused joke

@mjsock284

Ай бұрын

@@WhiteBaronn Good for you

@WhiteBaronn

Ай бұрын

@@mjsock284 Be more original

0% zimbabwe 0% british 0% north 50% south 50% rhodesian

We makin it outta Salisbury with this one🔥🔥🔥

Where you have down "For the Techs" it's actually "For INTAF", INTAF being Internal Affairs

@masonchristensen1392

2 жыл бұрын

I mean this is based off of a Rhodesian recording i think so...

@Eagleye1001

2 жыл бұрын

@@masonchristensen1392 yup. And it's about INTAF because they operated out of "keeps"

Rhodesia never dies! ✊

@joemiller947

Жыл бұрын

Except in 1979 lmao

@obi3107

11 ай бұрын

​@@joemiller947*1980

Not only is this my girlfriend's favorite song, it played during a stream of BF5, last mission of the first mini-campaign.

@sirmax2stacks2000

2 жыл бұрын

i believe that was "It's a Long Way to Tipperary"

@cluelessmalice1351

2 жыл бұрын

@@sirmax2stacks2000 yeah I did more research.

@donovanlocust1106

2 жыл бұрын

Because girls like being white supremacists

@GAMER123GAMING

Жыл бұрын

what

Great song! Thanks for organising this. "And we really scheme it's lekker"!

The guitar sounds like something from British punk.

@SiPakRubah

2 жыл бұрын

Probably because they were British territory?

@schizoidboy

2 жыл бұрын

@@SiPakRubah I think under the Rhodesian UDI they officially separated from England. However, that doesn't mean they wouldn't be influenced by their music which was coming out at the same time they were fighting. Keep in mind the same language and culture can have an influence.

@SiPakRubah

2 жыл бұрын

@@schizoidboy Like I said, they "were".

@schizoidboy

2 жыл бұрын

@@SiPakRubah Sorry, miss the verb there, if I got my grammar right.

@theosprey7111

2 жыл бұрын

Well the Bush War was winding up in the mid to late 70’s just as punk was becoming a thing.

Proud to be a Rhodesian. Proud of my countrymen and nation. Born in the country I love, Rhodesia/Zimbabwe. Raised on good, traditional British Morals, Values, Virtues, Kindness and Chivalry. The best of both worlds. Born to help the wildlife and animals of my blessed country. I will always be deeply grateful to Spirit/God for giving me this life. 💚💚🙏🏻🙏🏻🐾🐾🐘🐘🦁🦁🇿🇼🇿🇼🇬🇧🇬🇧

@thebadstation8416

Жыл бұрын

kindness? if yall were kind yall would never hav had to leave

@fionasmith6868

Жыл бұрын

​@@thebadstation8416 RHODESIA WAS ALWAYS a kind good country and Godly but the globest countries of western Europe UK and USA distory Ed know they distorying their own countries.

@thebadstation8416

Жыл бұрын

@@fionasmith6868 You can't spell for crap. Must be the Rhodesian education.

@fionasmith6868

Жыл бұрын

@@thebadstation8416 can spell nothing wrong with Rhodesia education made mistake writing as l was getting off the train.

@zim_christ_lion

Жыл бұрын

@TheBadStation You are American, right? I can understand your point. Yes, some of us were radical extremists. But many of us were kind and generous people. I support a Zimbabwe where all people, regardless of whether we are black or white can thrive. A country built on Loving Kindness, Compassion, Unity, Peace and Friendship for all living beings. A country where our wildlife and national parks continue to thrive, the people are happy and our economy flourishes. A new Jewel and breadbasket of Africa and a wildlife capital/haven of the African continent. Even now, zanu pf is dying and a new, benevolent, good government is waiting to take over and transform our country. Don't worry. It will be done.

13,104.5 km, the distance between Tipperary and Mukumbura

Gets better everytime I hear it.

@2ndcomingofFritz

9 ай бұрын

I think that, the 1st time I heard it I thought it was meh, and after that it just got better and now I fucking love it

Let's liberate Rhodesia, boys!

@andysemitic4456

Жыл бұрын

I’m not a big fan of short shorts but I’m in . ⚡️⚡️

@Cody_Benoun

Жыл бұрын

@@andysemitic4456 don't worry, we'd be alot more modern

It's not "jawl", it's "jol". Afrikaans slang for a party.

Probably the best one among the many versions you could find on KZread!

Dude the 1960s where so cool USA v Tree People /Vietnam Rhodesian bush war and AWESOME MUSIC Cold War Cuban Missle crisis The sun span around a bit First batman movie released I wish I was born in 1960

@seronymus

2 жыл бұрын

The Pill and Age of Aquarius insanity kind of ruined it though like the decade was very cool but it was clear a lot of demons were unleashed upon the world

@Charlie-pl4wh

Жыл бұрын

Yea I same I loved when a bunch of 19 year olds where killed in a jungle during a pointless war!

@mrlime9526

Жыл бұрын

Damn I loved it when the world was on the brink of total nuclear annihilation!

I would happily die for Rhodesia Rhodesians never die

@markaxworthy2508

11 ай бұрын

More than most Rhodies would. Tens of thousands were "taking the gap" every year by the late 1970s. The eight RR battalions went from being all white units to being largely black as a result. Don't be so over dramatic.

@2ndcomingofFritz

9 ай бұрын

⁠@@markaxworthy2508although I think it’s widely agreed that “Zimbabwe” would be better if it was still Rhodesia, you unfortunately get some children such as this who get too caught up in nationalism and it leads to comments like this.

@markaxworthy2508

9 ай бұрын

@@2ndcomingofFritz This is something of a theme on the US extreme Right. Ten years ago their fetish was the Waffen-SS. Today it is the all-white RLI. The White kid who massacred Black churchgoers had a Rhodesian flag sewn on his camouflage. There are videos about the "Rhodesian" FAL rifle and about Rhodesian "brushstroke" camouflage. (I never heard anyone refer to "brushstroke" camouflage out there.) They are often inventing a Rhodesia that never existed to fit with their own existing prejudices. Materially Zimbabweans might well have been better off under Rhodesian rule today, but under Rhodesia the 95% of the population who are Black would still have no prospect of social and political betterment, so they would still have widely opposed it.

@2ndcomingofFritz

9 ай бұрын

@@markaxworthy2508There are still hundreds if not thousands of people who revere the ss unfortunately

@markaxworthy2508

9 ай бұрын

@@2ndcomingofFritz Sad but true.

RIP Ian Smith, may god rest his soul.

@donovanlocust1106

2 жыл бұрын

He's in hell

@CZuskia

2 жыл бұрын

RIP

@barszczsosnowskiego3359

Жыл бұрын

RIP

@mrlime9526

Жыл бұрын

May the bastard rot in hell with Mugabe.

@kaptainperoxide5687

Жыл бұрын

F

Based

wtf this aint actually bad

Son of a coloured Zimbabwean (rhodesian) and German. I always enjoy my holidays back in the motherland

@sugandesenuds6663

3 ай бұрын

I refuse to say the Z word

It's a long way to mukimbura I Remember it when I was 20 years old in the Rhodesian engineers as a sapper laying AP mines

Very sad that they lost the war in reality... But they will always be winners in our hearts!

@rustym.shackelford5546

2 жыл бұрын

"The winning cause pleased the gods, the lost cause pleased Cato"

@evanf111og

2 жыл бұрын

they won. they just ran out of recorces, if the us never put sanctions of them they would still exist

@rustym.shackelford5546

2 жыл бұрын

@@evanf111og Refer to my comment above - ugh.

@gloriousblobber9647

2 жыл бұрын

@@evanf111og Actually the US supported them at the time, the reason they stopped was the war wearieness, most of the people that were fighting from their side were police officers being stretched extremely far. A political agreement had to be reached at some point, whether or not the US had anything to do with it.

@evanf111og

2 жыл бұрын

@@gloriousblobber9647 what about all the trade embargos

Gotta roll those "Rs" - very cool!

Everyone else when there is a revolution: *cries profusely* Angloids: *makes a jolly song for it*

Make Zimbabwe Rhodesia again.

@matthewrobinson5723

2 жыл бұрын

you mean Rohbabwe

@RH-oe1dc

Жыл бұрын

Want a free FAL? Wanna go on adventures?

@RH-oe1dc

Жыл бұрын

Impboy 2637

@RH-oe1dc

Жыл бұрын

On discord. Sorry for the three messages it censors it if I put it together. Serious btw

Girl: its me or rhodesia? Me after 1 minute:

The Land of God shall live on forever in our hearts

@whoajack4782

2 жыл бұрын

Amen, brother

@firebird4491

2 жыл бұрын

cope

@awtotto7000

2 жыл бұрын

@@firebird4491 >Cope Stay cope goober

@firebird4491

2 жыл бұрын

@Niemand Keiner It's rather self explanatory.

@cringeanarchy7675

2 жыл бұрын

@@firebird4491 average race traitor sherman pfp

This needs to be a required video for every KZread watcher to well watch (Edit) damn this shit got numbers.

@milansemberac9995

3 жыл бұрын

I’d much rather watch Arkan not giving a damn ;)

@user-xm8lc1om6w

3 жыл бұрын

@@milansemberac9995 HVALA TI ARKANE

I literally can't stop listening to this. I just ordered a Rhodesian flag to fly too. American by birth, Rhodesian by choice

@dutch9357

Жыл бұрын

🍻

@coloniser.-

Жыл бұрын

major W, where did u get the flag from

@coloniser.-

Жыл бұрын

@Demitrius Hamilton II why wouldn’t I?

@mrlime9526

Жыл бұрын

@@coloniser.-well that sentence brings minor concern.

@coloniser.-

Жыл бұрын

@@mrlime9526 LMAO

Criminally Underviewed. Masterpiece.🔥🔥🔥

this song is one of my favorites man i have it on my playlist

RHODESIA NEVER DIES

Dont really like Rhodesia revisionists or Mugabe fanboys that much for that matter, but I sure as hell like this song

@wdwuccnxcnh7022

2 жыл бұрын

Same here, i'm a Muzorewa kinda guy

@hansreiner1637

2 жыл бұрын

"Revisionists" lmao

@rifubehess785

2 жыл бұрын

revisionists lol

@Morrigi192

2 жыл бұрын

The commies are by far the worst revisionists here, as usual.

@JohnSmith-sl2qc

2 жыл бұрын

Oh boy the revisionists

im in Heaven! のところ、急に柔らかくなった感じがして個人的にはとても好き

How did you find a high quality recording of this song???

@ToadToast

2 жыл бұрын

I found it on this video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/i359pZWPeNCcY84.html

KZread has outdone themselves with this recommendation, I'm so lost, confused, and happy.

i cant stop listening to this

nice art btw

@ToadToast

3 жыл бұрын

thanks, i like this ball too

The west should have supported Rhodesia

Love this video and the art. Although at 1:06 I hear "trout is biting there".

@jasonfike4548

2 жыл бұрын

Never gonna un-hear that. It sounds too perfect.

@georgehunter7788

2 жыл бұрын

That's because that's exactly what it says, Nyanga is known for its trout fishing.

@golem3080

2 жыл бұрын

oh fuck its really there

@bravobase6801

Жыл бұрын

It is that exactly. Nyanga is well know for the trout fishing that's why it's mentioned

Honestly, this song is great. I get that it's a parody of "It's a long way to Tipperary", but I think that this is better than that. The weird, crude rock style of it, and the pretty natural/organic sounding lyrics make me this a joy to listen too. Good job Comrade Toad Toast! :)

@ToadToast

7 ай бұрын

thank you, tasty comrade.

@Slendytubbies-Fanboy

7 ай бұрын

@@ToadToastGreetings fellow comrade! In all seriousness, it's very nice to meet you, and you did a really good job with making this song high quality. Very well done!

I didn't know Alan Partridge sang such a banger.

MUGABE IS DEAD 🦀🦀🦀🦀

@jandevry3985

2 жыл бұрын

MUGABESHIT IS DEAD. Yeaaaa!

Oh don't mind me. Just gonna put this into the "Fuck a bunch of communist bullshit" playlist.

@joemiller947

2 жыл бұрын

Teenagers who idolize Rhodesia aren't any better than Teenagers who idolize Communist regimes. Both the Commies and the Rhodesians had a sort of charm about them, which is why teenagers who are desperate to seem cool and be accepted by others gravitate towards them. Unfortunately, fighting for freedom against oppression isn't always as charming and endearing as the entities that they fight.

loved the song, still love all the veterans fought for Rhodesia, a country that will never die. love and support from hungary

These are the correct lyrics, not the crap everyone else been posting. It's a long way to Mukumbura It's a long way to jol It's a long way from your hometown But you can have yourselves a ball With your muckers Goodbye Bulawayo, tot siens Cecil Square It's a long, long way to Mukumbura And we're going up there to stir It's a long way to JOC Inyanga It's a long way, ek se It's a long way from Umtali But it's wide tar all the way Well, nearly Goodbye to the Cecil Hello the Mont Claire It's a long, long way to JOC Inyanga And the trout is biting there It's a long way to Kariba It's a long way to run It's a long way from Makuti But you can do it on your THUMB With your FN We love our Sergeant Major, when he drives an RL When he takes it on those bush roads, It's just like going to Heaven, I'm in Heaven It's a long way to Llewelyn It's a long way on the train We could gooi it to the North Pole, But they'd build one just the same with the parade square We all dig the starpies, haircuts and the graze And if we really scheme it's lekker when we start on our first phase For the Mortars Action, disarm look again They're so loud For the Blues Changa to echo base Homing call required over Chopper come home, chopper come home For the Instructors One check your rear aperture Two move your working force to the rear For the Greys You fool private the tails at the back For Signals Hello two this is one over Hello, one this is one too are you one two? For the Medics This water cannot be drunk until it has been passed by the M.O For the Cops No madam that’s not what we use V-cars for You want the pest control vehicle For the RWS Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind Whether to wear the green or blue eyeshadow To weapons training today For INTAF Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this keep As it should be kept The keep does not keep itself For the Engineers That’s not a flocculent You idiot that’s the soap powder It's a long way to Mukumbura It's a long way to jol It's a long way from your home town But you can have yourselves a ball With your muckers Goodbye Bulawayo, tot siens Cecil Square It's a long, long way to Mukumbura And we're going up there to stir Stir Stir Ensure Stir Ensure Stir Ensure Stir Ensure It’s a Long Way to Mukumbura, by Mike Westcott and Leprechaun. This 1977 song was set to the music of “It’s a long way to Tipperary”. It rose to #2 on the Rhodesian hit music charts.

@ToadToast

Жыл бұрын

thanks, i legit was too lazy during all this time to change the lyrics on the description.

Greetings from Portugal to our Rhodesian brothers!

Really nice man!

well mugabe certainly is a long way from mukumbura