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  • @halko1
    @halko124 күн бұрын

    Ismo’s material is so great. Even third, fourth, fifth time it hits again and again because of his perfect delivery.

  • @umarcga7823

    @umarcga7823

    24 күн бұрын

    Man you are sooo right.

  • @MobiusBandwidth

    @MobiusBandwidth

    12 күн бұрын

    it's funny every time! XD

  • @SD-de1ex
    @SD-de1ex25 күн бұрын

    Isn’t a quiet leaf blower called a broom ?

  • @ChipArgyle

    @ChipArgyle

    24 күн бұрын

    More likely a rake, unless they're on your driveway.

  • @dezignateddriva

    @dezignateddriva

    24 күн бұрын

    Like the space-writing pen by the Americans, vs the Russian's pencil

  • @emils2000

    @emils2000

    24 күн бұрын

    @@dezignateddriva that one is a bullshit... because when you write with a pencil, tiny bits of graphite break off. On earth it's no big deal, but in space they float around and get stuck in all the wrong places... soo... it sounds cool (dumb americans vs smart russians (smekalka, matj vashu)) but actually - not true...

  • @ipreuss

    @ipreuss

    24 күн бұрын

    @@dezignateddrivawhat people miss is that the graphite from pencils in zero gravity actually causes problems with electronics. The Russians don’t use them anymore.

  • @kozmosis3486

    @kozmosis3486

    22 күн бұрын

    I was told by an older friend of mine many years ago that when the things we think of as "rakes" were first sold in stores, they were called "lawn brooms", because a rake was that tool used to rake gravel by hand. But I guess some time later we started calling lawn brooms rakes, and referred to rakes as hard rakes.

  • @HucksPopCultureCafe
    @HucksPopCultureCafe24 күн бұрын

    Ismo...you're hilarious!! I'm in the States and my Finnish friend introduced me to you and I have been laughing ever since.

  • @onzir

    @onzir

    24 күн бұрын

    11 hours straight 😮 be careful not to die of laughter 🤣

  • @jeffclement2468
    @jeffclement246823 күн бұрын

    I'm new to this guy. But so far, he hasn't failed to get a laugh out of me. 👍

  • @RavenMobile

    @RavenMobile

    23 күн бұрын

    He has some of the best deliveries ever! And his material is all simple but hilarious.

  • @Llorx
    @Llorx24 күн бұрын

    I've invented the silent leaf blower. The design is very human.

  • @marcricharme5487

    @marcricharme5487

    23 күн бұрын

    You must have passion for innovation

  • @FINMrCurly

    @FINMrCurly

    17 күн бұрын

    No he mean t its literally human​@@marcricharme5487

  • @speedypete4987
    @speedypete498724 күн бұрын

    Those Saturn 5 rockets were not very quiet either.

  • @StopAndGo1

    @StopAndGo1

    24 күн бұрын

    I was thinking the same thing ;-)

  • @scipioafricanus5871

    @scipioafricanus5871

    23 күн бұрын

    @@StopAndGo1 In space noone can hear you blowing leaves.

  • @nm628679c

    @nm628679c

    20 күн бұрын

    That's why they've done the moon thing. Silence not needed.

  • @TTFerdinand
    @TTFerdinand24 күн бұрын

    If the people who put a man on the Moon would invent a silent leaf-blower, no one could afford it.

  • @denismunger9129
    @denismunger912923 күн бұрын

    Someone need to invent a quiet coffee grinder.

  • @psyduck4763
    @psyduck476324 күн бұрын

    His jokes are always funny

  • @mamatuja
    @mamatuja19 күн бұрын

    Putting a man on the moon was a pretty freaking loud process.😂😂😂

  • @speedypete4987
    @speedypete498724 күн бұрын

    It's only a nuisance when my neighbour uses his leaf blower - when I use my own it's great!

  • @stevenmargo3222
    @stevenmargo322220 күн бұрын

    The Saturn V rocket for the Apollo missions was louder than a leaf blower.

  • @ameythorat8154
    @ameythorat815424 күн бұрын

    This is both hilarious and true.... I had people in one of my office saying we put man on moon and we are taking so long to get this fixture...I always Said man on moon cost billions of dollars and you don't have even a couple thousand approved for this fixture

  • @veero8130
    @veero81305 күн бұрын

    Oooooh i need to watch one of your shows badly!

  • @mathesonkamin6067
    @mathesonkamin606724 күн бұрын

    "NEW! FROM HUSQVARNA! The Silent Leaf Blower! Patent pending. For those absolutely neccessary 3AM lawn clearings!"

  • @scipioafricanus5871

    @scipioafricanus5871

    23 күн бұрын

    Customers mainly meth addicts that want to do yard work after already cleaning their apartments at 3 am.

  • @thenigerianprince70

    @thenigerianprince70

    19 күн бұрын

    It comes with complimentary balaclava and burglar kit

  • @Akkordeondirigent
    @Akkordeondirigent24 күн бұрын

    Hilarious! Great humor, love it.

  • @dougpeters1625
    @dougpeters162523 күн бұрын

    absolutely hysterical material!

  • @Daiblix
    @Daiblix23 күн бұрын

    Don't show Elon this or he will endeavour to make a quiet leaf blower

  • @thenigerianprince70

    @thenigerianprince70

    19 күн бұрын

    He'll still need Sheldon's notes. We all need Sheldon's notes😅

  • @MadofaA
    @MadofaA14 күн бұрын

    If M.A. Numinen made stand up, it would sound like this! 😊

  • @leonelmartinez4146
    @leonelmartinez414622 күн бұрын

    Simple and good humor, really funny 🙂

  • @crystalclear6864
    @crystalclear686424 күн бұрын

    Soooooo true. What happened to sweepers? Sweepers were good🤓

  • @GypsyLil
    @GypsyLil24 күн бұрын

    Quiet leaf blowers do exist, in cgi.

  • @annagoral6462
    @annagoral646223 күн бұрын

    And this is an excellent point!

  • @The_Robot_Arm
    @The_Robot_Arm22 күн бұрын

    Ismo is a " Bad-Ass " man.

  • @clausderenda5777
    @clausderenda577723 күн бұрын

    Why would you need a leaf blower on the moon anyway?

  • @RavenMobile

    @RavenMobile

    23 күн бұрын

    Lol.

  • @milke9254
    @milke925422 күн бұрын

    Leaf blower is quiet on the moon tho

  • @LeahyPhoto
    @LeahyPhoto15 күн бұрын

    If there were leaves on the moon, they have a quiet leaf blower by now, maybe two of them

  • @unechaine1
    @unechaine121 күн бұрын

    Putting men on the Moon was far more noisy than àny leaf blower

  • @Rob-rk8jw
    @Rob-rk8jw16 күн бұрын

    I heard a leaf blower is the most american thing you can have.

  • @whocareseh1
    @whocareseh122 күн бұрын

    And THAT is precisely the problem

  • @FINMrCurly
    @FINMrCurly17 күн бұрын

    True😂

  • @MaskHysteria
    @MaskHysteria7 күн бұрын

    Sadly the rockets used to put people on the moon make less noise than the leaf blower.

  • @starby1243
    @starby124322 күн бұрын

    There are no trees on the moon.

  • @Ninja.Alinja
    @Ninja.Alinja19 күн бұрын

    And even if they were, not the same project budget

  • @MikaelMurstam
    @MikaelMurstam21 күн бұрын

    Dyson would be able to do it

  • @timtamgar4844
    @timtamgar484417 күн бұрын

    Haha so true.

  • @xlynx9
    @xlynx924 күн бұрын

    They also can't make a quiet moon rocket. What is this, the dark ages?

  • @marceldeac1876
    @marceldeac18768 күн бұрын

    I HATE the leafs blowers, the stupidest invention ever!!! Love Ismo, to funny!! check also Rafi, from Brasil, also funny

  • @santieepstein3217
    @santieepstein321722 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @juuliaarajarvi6412
    @juuliaarajarvi6412Сағат бұрын

    I didn't get the joke.

  • @jonathanaguillon5701
    @jonathanaguillon57019 күн бұрын

    😅😅😅

  • @user-lv7kb4gb9e
    @user-lv7kb4gb9e24 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @nickchristie2221
    @nickchristie22218 күн бұрын

    Not the best version....best one has " not the same " they " "

  • @mikec439
    @mikec43924 күн бұрын

    What a rude audience

  • @Youtube_Stole_My_Handle_Too
    @Youtube_Stole_My_Handle_Too23 күн бұрын

    He is clearly not an engineer. It is actually harder to make a quiet leaf blower. Not a funny joke due to false point.

  • @thenigerianprince70

    @thenigerianprince70

    19 күн бұрын

    You know this because you worked on both projects?😅

  • @jarisaari3075
    @jarisaari307524 күн бұрын

    Same videos again, again and again.

  • @vaenii5056

    @vaenii5056

    24 күн бұрын

    Want to hear new jokes? Go to a show. 🤷‍♂️ This channel is basically for marketing. Publish enough that people get interested, but not too much that it ruins the shows because people have heard the jokes already.

  • @lefthand5364

    @lefthand5364

    24 күн бұрын

    Why does he have to post different videos?

  • @TpXThinner

    @TpXThinner

    24 күн бұрын

    Same species though! What's good for the goose...

  • @veeamam459

    @veeamam459

    24 күн бұрын

    Hi Ismo! Really love your material, keep up the good work! ​@@vaenii5056

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