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  • @wellthen...1539
    @wellthen...1539Ай бұрын

    His humour is genuine belly shaking laughter! 😂

  • @RonaldMoD
    @RonaldMoDАй бұрын

    We all already knew the joke, but still enjoyed it 🙂

  • @hansvonschlader8227

    @hansvonschlader8227

    Ай бұрын

    Who is "we"? I didn't get it until he explained it. It must be an American thing I guess?

  • @blucat4

    @blucat4

    Ай бұрын

    @@hansvonschlader8227 I guess 'we' is everyone who is subscribed to Ismo and got notified and watched his other longer clip with this joke in it, last week. "American Driver Licenses are funny" - Ismo @ Bing Crosby Theater

  • @samimiettinen3457

    @samimiettinen3457

    Ай бұрын

    If you are "we" then who the hell i am? I just came back to this after half a Koskenkorva and i forgot the first part and now because of you and Koskenkorva i forgot both

  • @csababody

    @csababody

    Ай бұрын

    There r 2 different kinda IDs here, but only with one of them you can check in at the airports!

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42Ай бұрын

    See, I wouldn't even think of planes. I'd assume they can give me the ability to fly, and hell yes I do want it

  • @GreedyOrange

    @GreedyOrange

    Ай бұрын

    just like san andreas taught us!

  • @user-rq7hv6lf8c
    @user-rq7hv6lf8cАй бұрын

    ABSOLUTELY brilliant. Bureaucracy is bullocks everywhere, but american bureaucracy make some indegenious spins. (Like the form travellers to enter the US have to answer: "Do you plan to apply in any form of espionage or sabotage while in the US?")

  • @nissehult7376

    @nissehult7376

    Ай бұрын

    I remember an another question: did you participate in the holocaust?

  • @Danka42

    @Danka42

    Ай бұрын

    And answering _yes_ does not necessarily mean you'll be denied entry 😁

  • @TrondBrgeKrokli

    @TrondBrgeKrokli

    Ай бұрын

    I would enjoy asking those responsible for making that form, and for adding that question in particular, if anyone ever has answered "Yes" to that question. Seems like you would need to be lower in IQ than those who thought it was useful to have that question as part of the form. (I can easily imagine that someone does it just for laughs, but it is still not useful.)

  • @andymcneil7085
    @andymcneil7085Ай бұрын

    Genius.

  • @Wazkaty
    @WazkatyАй бұрын

    Hahaha it looks like a French misunderstanding English, love it

  • @michaelgoble8200

    @michaelgoble8200

    Ай бұрын

    French? Ismo is from Finland.

  • @Wazkaty

    @Wazkaty

    Ай бұрын

    @@michaelgoble8200 Yes of course ! But I know well the "French level in English", being French, and "pilot" in French is the word used to talk about the driver of a car AND of a plane! We never say "pilot" for a driver of a car (one exception: F1) PS: I never said Ismo was French

  • @Cpmcustomgare
    @CpmcustomgareАй бұрын

    You are best on jokes 😂😂😂😂

  • @duncanmagee
    @duncanmageeАй бұрын

    good stuff ismo

  • @jazzyjazzman12

    @jazzyjazzman12

    Ай бұрын

    Yep

  • @TrondBrgeKrokli
    @TrondBrgeKrokliАй бұрын

    Indeed. Why make the questions easy to understand and properly descriptive of what they actually mean, if you instead can just make someone think that they get to fly a plane... 🤣🤣

  • @PockASqueeno
    @PockASqueenoАй бұрын

    Finally a new Ismo joke! I haven’t heard this one yet! Also, I thought all driver’s licenses are good for boarding a plane. I never had to check a box for that when I got my driver’s license.

  • @mikejettusa
    @mikejettusaАй бұрын

    Awesome 😂😂

  • @Z8Q8
    @Z8Q8Ай бұрын

    Yes, only in America do they ask that, ha-ha!

  • @Amtuman

    @Amtuman

    Ай бұрын

    Not sure if sarcasm, but you're going to need a passport to fly in pretty much everywhere. A random ass drivers license isn't going to cut it.

  • @westerlywinds5684

    @westerlywinds5684

    Ай бұрын

    @@AmtumanYou don’t need a passport for a domestic flight within the country. It’s not you’re leaving to another country.

  • @Phonton

    @Phonton

    Ай бұрын

    Of course, anything they can take an extra fee for 🫠

  • @StellaFl
    @StellaFlАй бұрын

    I thought it was just Red Bull, now it's driver's licenses too?? What's the world coming to?? 🥺🥺😋😋

  • @Danka42

    @Danka42

    Ай бұрын

    Red Bull just gives you penguin wings, it won't actually make you fly.

  • @s.zen.4587
    @s.zen.4587Ай бұрын

    Can someone explain american ID cards and identification? I start to understand there are differences from where Im from, especially in relations to voting. Why do some say that forced identification would hurt some voters and areas? Any takers in helping me understand?

  • @SteveYoung1

    @SteveYoung1

    Ай бұрын

    Some argue that requiring ID for voting may disproportionately impact certain demographics, such as minority groups or low-income individuals, who might face challenges obtaining identification. They claim that this could potentially lead to voter disenfranchisement. On the other hand, proponents of voter ID requirements often argue that it helps ensure the integrity of the electoral process by preventing fraud.

  • @s.zen.4587

    @s.zen.4587

    Ай бұрын

    @@SteveYoung1 I see! Is anybody advocating for state funded and organized issuingbof ID:s for their residents? Seems like a solution if the intention is to better the voting security and not to hinder and create obstacles for voters from voting

  • @MikkoRantalainen

    @MikkoRantalainen

    13 күн бұрын

    The majority of the people in the US seem to be afraid that the government would start to track them if they had official IDs. Yet somehow they believe that government cannot track who has already voted to avoid double voting in elections, or that you cannot be tracked by your passport, drivers license, sim number or bank account

  • @PetriTemiseva

    @PetriTemiseva

    7 күн бұрын

    ​@@s.zen.4587Too futuristic. Remember, they still pay bills by mailing checks.

  • @ThunderPants13
    @ThunderPants133 күн бұрын

    I once wanted to listen to some Beastie Boys, so I got my license to ill.

  • @sumantagogoi
    @sumantagogoiАй бұрын

    sound volume is way too low!

  • @deemc7756
    @deemc7756Ай бұрын

    😮

  • @JohnyWolf77
    @JohnyWolf77Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @deemc7756
    @deemc7756Ай бұрын

    😂

  • @neilmcnasty
    @neilmcnastyАй бұрын

    Check your audio levels dude!

  • @The4Crawler
    @The4CrawlerАй бұрын

    I always decline the RealID driver's license. If I need to travel by air, I'll take my passport. No need to give big gov't any more information than they already have.

  • @M_SC

    @M_SC

    Ай бұрын

    Lol. You’re either dumb or you’re old. Your logic made sense 1993. But since around then it’s better to tell them everything unless you’re a criminal. Get precleared for as much as you can. Basically be prejudged by the government to not be stopped. It only benefits you. They have all the info and so much more anyway, you’re just letting them check it faster. It’s the same for them and a benefit for you. Of course, you don’t really leave the country ever anyway, admit it.

  • @dkgambituk

    @dkgambituk

    Ай бұрын

    You think they don’t have access to everything they need already? 👀

  • @sombrero4316

    @sombrero4316

    Ай бұрын

    there watching them big planes anyway

  • @westerlywinds5684

    @westerlywinds5684

    Ай бұрын

    @@dkgambitukWhy do they ask then?

  • @Phonton

    @Phonton

    Ай бұрын

    Don't they already have the information you don't want to give them by the sheer fact that YOU OWN A PASSPORT? 🫠

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