"All our boys gotta do is close our eyes and the box does the rest" "True. But all the enemy needs to do is close its eyes and the box is useless."

@jordanthomas2031

11 ай бұрын

LOL You warp zoned the warpzone

@zvonimirtomac7896

11 ай бұрын

I mean, the allied soldiers know that they have to do that. The enemy soldiers don't and likely wouldn't think that would work

@byronrush9802

11 ай бұрын

@@zvonimirtomac7896 yeah until one of them actually closes their eyes during the operation and he gets away leaking the information about the new super weapon and what you have to do to not be affected by it

@LegacyOfM

11 ай бұрын

@@zvonimirtomac7896 And ever if they do, how do they immediately go "Clearly by closing my eyes i survived." I mean at first. It would take several uses before people catch onto the workaround...unless they do have a minimal clean up squad on hand to literally blowtorch the survivors dead to ensure their bodies fit the whole "Light of God smote all present." as you would not risk having signs of ballistic weaponry on the corpses. Clearly with such a game plan this could work. Also having back ups on hand for the box closer as that is the highest risk of the whole operation.

@TheIllusiveMan11

11 ай бұрын

@@zvonimirtomac7896 Spies are a thing. So is Artillery. Plus all it takes is one radio operation who is manning his station and not looking to rely back to command what happened.

Love how the asylum let him keep his hat on even when straight jacketed. Just like in Arkham, it’s important to give patients a sense of autonomy and identity.

even though Indiana Jones is one of the greatest action heroes of all time, his actual contribution to villain's defeat in the 1st, 3rd and the 4th movies were very little.

@TheMonkeygoneape

11 ай бұрын

I mean he did get the villain to the chamber with the holy grail in last crusade in what was obviously a trap by letting him be stupid to get himself killed because after him and Elsa kill him off, that's when he's like "alright try to find the shittiest cup in the room"

@BokanProductions

11 ай бұрын

He didn't even have to do ANYTHING in the first one since the Ark would've killed the Nazi's WITHOUT him!

@TheMonkeygoneape

11 ай бұрын

@@BokanProductions ya, except without him, America would have never got the ark

@weirdbookreviews

11 ай бұрын

@@TheMonkeygoneape villain would've gotten in the chamber if indie hadn't stolen the journal

@li32150

11 ай бұрын

5th movie too, not gonna spoil it but it happens there too.

The only thing I don’t agree with is institutionalizing Indy, unless it’s a cover. They’d be better off locking him in a room with all the books they can get to see if he can track down any other worthwhile artifacts.

@TheWarpZone

11 ай бұрын

Yeah they were covering it up. They don't want people knowing it's God doing the work, just American ingenuity.

@sunny3239

11 ай бұрын

@@TheWarpZone so you're saying the Republican Party would not use the s*** out of the fact that America has the Ark of the Covenant back their Antiquated religious laws they want to pass?

That's the military alright. Making weapons of everything they can.

@thunberbolttwo3953

11 ай бұрын

Reminds me of the bat incendary weapons of ww2.

@cernolgluestick5561

Күн бұрын

its their job. thats like saying oh thats bakers alright, making bread of all the wheet they find.

TIme to overthink this... But how do you deploy the ark? They say in the movie an army marching with the ark at its head is unstoppable, but does it account for modern means or is it more of a magical destiny of victory thing? Like the walls of Jericho, the hebrews were carrying the ark and playing the trumpet and that eventually brought the walls down. Maybe its military powers can be exploited outside the blasphemy of looking at the wrath of god. Then comes the question of how you deploy? By road with trucks or with a parachute landing (really dangerous)? You have a small unit of US soldiers that are deployed to actually use the ark, bring it to a battlefield, open it, close their eyes... How do you make sure that the enemy doesn't just shoot at them before they can open the ark? Or is the ark just at the head of a column and everyone needs to close their eyes? In that scenario, who watches your flanks? Does the ark count only direct gaze as a sin, or is it like a basilisk with loopholes for reflective surfaces? Getting back to the first deployment, the small unit needs units to protect it when it can't open the ark, some armour, some infantry... Maybe air cover. That is a good question: how do you account for air cover? A pilot may not be able to see the content of the ark but may be able to just chuck bombs at it. When Indy threatened to destroy it with a bazooka, Bellocq clearly believed the ark was in some kind of danger, so it may be destructible. Then what happens when you destroy the box? Do the cherubims and the wrath of God just lay waste to all surrounding humans and stay put? Do they lay waste to all humanity? A simple accident can wipe down your whole unit. Now let's say the ark is impervious to explosions, then the enemy just has to kill the men from afar with bombardment or artillery fire and get the ark and they just have the Ark and you don't. There were fear during the bombings of Nagasaki and Hiroshima that the bombs may be duds, not explode and then the Japanese would have a free bomb to reverse-engineer. But in this scenario the americans would still have the atomic bombs, more of them ready. Now, imagine you lose the ark, the enemy has the supreme weapon and you're left with fuck all. Now the range of the wrath of god doesn't seem that big so you would have to move it around a little. There are always going to be some enemy combattant that has his eyes closed or just wasn't in the visual field. If you don't catch these guys, they will tell their generals, that or smart archeologists like Indiana Jones will figure it out. Once the enemy catches on to this little nifty counter, they will just institute Ark drills where everybody closes their eyes until the supernatural screams are over. Then the power is nullified but it opens up some interesting tactical opportunities. Once the Ark is a known factor, the Americans can play on that, create fake arks moving around the front to keep the confusion. Some can even imitate the lights and sounds. That way when the enemy is closing their eyes, US soldiers can advance and kill them. That can get old fast but the overwhelming threat of the ark can be made to be even scarier with a bit of agressive propaganda. Then the Ark is not a secret anymore and you have every religious leaders and probably a large part of the population that is unhappy or believes the end times have come. You have to deal with hysteria at home and the Pope and the jewish authorities asking for the ark for their own personnal religious use. Maybe a constitutionnal crisis about the separation of Church and State with some lawmakers wanting to legally make the US into the Kingdom of God. You may have sparked a new religious war. Conclusion this power of the ark, the melting face seems uncertain, difficult to use and dangerous for everyone involved. Much better to just use it like the biblical jews did and just carry it near battlefields so that it makes miracles happen in your favor. This has been my overthinking. I pity the fool that read all that.

@TheIllusiveMan11

11 ай бұрын

You my friend are a true military nerd. A for effort!

@thestormwar

11 ай бұрын

​@@TheIllusiveMan11Did you read all that to check that?

@TheIllusiveMan11

11 ай бұрын

@@thestormwar I did, he deserves A marks for effort

@arthurbriand2175

11 ай бұрын

@@TheIllusiveMan11 I'm more of a nerd that asks weird questions about fiction. Thanks at least I know some people read and somewhat understood what I was going for. It was a stream of consciousness thing, so the whole flow is not that fluid. Plus english is not my native language and I'm pretty sure I left some typos in there. But I was understood by somebody else and I got an A apparently.

@lexion21

11 ай бұрын

@@arthurbriand2175 that was a great ride thanks buddy

Ok, I thought Jesus was gonna walk in and say, "Yeah sorry but that thing belongs to my father and you can't have it anymore, bye bye"

Why is it always 23%? And what goes into that math?

@TheWarpZone

11 ай бұрын

The math is we needed a number but didn't want to do a round number.

@MrSiriusAB

11 ай бұрын

@@TheWarpZone I'll allow it

@ObsessiveGeek

11 ай бұрын

@@MrSiriusABSuggests whatever title only needs the characters to be slightly smarter to solve any of the issues they face.

@mohammadzekereya9311

11 ай бұрын

​@@TheWarpZonethe triple of that number is much better.

@bestaround3323

11 ай бұрын

It is a round number, it has no decimals Edit, whole not round, realized literally seconds after posting lol

His general is the role he always wanted to play

"Franky, baby! Good thing you're always sitting down..." I wonder how many people that joke will go right over their heads. 😂😂😂

@mr.nobody4529

8 ай бұрын

I don't get it

@SuperFlawless2010

6 ай бұрын

@@mr.nobody4529 Franklin D. Roosevelt, paralyzed from the waist down, always sitting in his wheelchair.

2:40 Shouldn't Indiana Jones go back to exploring around the world and putting more relics he discovered to the museum?

@patrickblanchette4337

11 ай бұрын

I think he spills the beans because he hates the US Military’s abuse of power with the ark & the military “shuts him up” for speaking out.

@ghostshadow9899

10 ай бұрын

U mean steal

I love your skits/music videos sooo much!!! Thank you for making them!

The government would totally do that.😂

@josephsuh525

11 ай бұрын

Why am not surprised 🤣

Y'know, despite the tenancy to weaponize magic stuff, this version of the USA came out waaaay better morally in a world with a cancelled nuclear arms program.

@conduit64

11 ай бұрын

Except that the Russians would have continued theirs and likely used them out of fear of an America that has a super weapon that they're running around using willy nilly.

@RyuSpike

11 ай бұрын

I suppose accidentally preventing the nuclear bombing of Japan counts as being better morally? Though using God to commit untraceable assassinations is still up there. Especially if this version of the US military decides to use it on civilians.

@patton3081

11 ай бұрын

I mean with that much power it would tip the balance at United nations which was foarming at the time

@TheFiddleFaddle

11 ай бұрын

Nuclear weapons were inevitable, as was the catastrophic damage. The world literally didn't know what would happen if we used one until we did.

@corruptangel6793

11 ай бұрын

America wasn't the only one working on nuclear weapons. We were simply the first to succeed.

I thought Indy was going to deliver it to Hitler for an encore.

Amazing how the general made that call without even dialing a number. 😂

@molybdaen11

11 ай бұрын

I am sure the girl of thr line connected him beforehand.

Never look into the Ark of Covenant or else you get a mind blowing experience that pierces your soul.

The Arc does have tremendous destructive power, but getting it close enough to the enemy front lines for Axis troops to clearly see it seems extremely risky. I suppose you could tie it to the top of a tank or truck, but that would leave it vulnerable to getting shot. Not to mention that all it takes is an unwittingly well-placed Axis artillery hit on wherever the Arc is being stored to unleash literally biblical vengeance upon the Allies.

Great video warp zone on you're take on Indiana Jones is superb would you do a video when the series is done on Marvel's secret invasion?

WZ do Indiana Jones, Patton and Oppenheimer in one vid. They are truly spoiling us with such riches.

But hey. We trust them with being "safe and effective".

Yup. It totally makes sense that the US finds the source of ultimate power and then we do a complete 180 and use it as a weapon.

@logicmeister1821

11 ай бұрын

To be fair, it wasn't the kind of power you could just hook up to the Grid

@babecat2000

11 ай бұрын

Yeah I'm American and I agree

Love your videos!!!

I really appreciate that you took the time to actually write for the articles. thanks for not just lorem ipsuming it.

Please do more of these they are amazing

Question. If all this death and destruction is legit the power of God, then what would the Big G himself have to say about that? I can't imagine him being all too pleased with someone using his Ark all willy-nilly as a WMD 🤔

@arx3516

10 ай бұрын

Unless that's exactly his will. If he didn't want the ark to be found then no one would have ever found it. But then it could have been a test, just like the apple.

these videos are fun. hope u guys will make more of these

"As serious as the heart attack your 'official' cause of death will be if you don’t get the fuck out of my office right now." Damn that a cool threat.

In the last newspaper it cuts off. "Earns him a reputation as a". as a what? What reputation did Indiana Jones earn!? The world has to know!

That was good. I love yalls stuff

I like this more than Indiana Jones.

That headline at the end! Bwahahaha!

I wonder what distance does the ark work on...

1:25 Halfway in!

I just watched Raiders yesterday (deciding to watch a REAL Indiana Jones movie while a fake was in the theater). I've always thought Indiana should've mailed the Ark to Hitler.

@ObsessiveGeek

11 ай бұрын

I can’t wait for the sixth part. Indiana Jones and the Escape from Dementia

@darthbloodborn

11 ай бұрын

exactly let Hitler have it he will more then likely kill himself and most if not all the nazi high command

@ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman

11 ай бұрын

he really wanted that autograph

@dankiumzed2831

11 ай бұрын

Come on, Dial of Destiny wasn't that bad

@LinkJTO

11 ай бұрын

@@dankiumzed2831it was a good movie, it’s just nostalgia is a double edged sword where if anything new to a series is added old fans will automatically hate it, like have you noticed that no one ever says why the movie is bad

I like how our top general looks like any foreign top general. Nice touch.

"Good thing you're always sitting down"

that general is wearing both ribbons and medals and those birds on his chest are colonal ranks

Good vid broskis

All of the general's uniform issues aside, the thing that is making my eye twitch is the National Defense Service Medal in-between two ARCOMs...

HOLY SHIT. It's a good video, but 'Frankie, baby! Good thing you're always sittin' down --' has got to be one of the best lines I've ever heard. (And the rest of the line comes a close second.)

Not first, but still really early. I can dig it.

@TheWarpZone

11 ай бұрын

Close!

The Warp Zone did Indiana Jones better than Disney ever did.

@johnathanholmes1297

11 ай бұрын

What are you doing on about?

@RiggedFem

11 ай бұрын

Did you see Dial of Destiny?

@nickjvideos

11 ай бұрын

They say that with everything Disney does.

@johnathanholmes1297

11 ай бұрын

@@RiggedFem Not yet. But I already know that people are saying it is the worst one before it was release.

@copiumkiller

11 ай бұрын

​@@RiggedFemThat movie does not exist in reality I am. I borrowed Thanos Infinity Gaunlet to erase all bad movies in my timeline.

2:34 That guy looking like he wants to commit more war crimes.

Yeah, a part of the movie is that Indiana Jones didn’t succeed. He was supposed to bring the arc to the museum, not the government.

Hilarious, but one detail to make it 10% smarter. DON'T TOUCH THE ARK EITHER!

If they ever tried something like this, there would be a gigantic natural habitat around it where nobody dares to enter.

I’m wondering if there will be follow up videos with Temple of Doom and Last Crusade but 23% smarter

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America would definitely use the box in real life 😂

Indiana: Don't look, Marian! Keep your eyes shut!" Marian: "But I'm pregnant, Indy!" Indiana: "Well, maybe just open them a little..."

@BokanProductions

11 ай бұрын

I was thinking of the Family Guy cutaway just as I started watching this.

They should have made a movie of the aftermath of Indiana Jones' adventures and recovered artifacts.

How long did that scientist wait to tell General Vaguely Patton about the Ark? Raiders took place in 1936 - Manhattan Project didn’t start until 1942.

I was kinda hoping they were gonna have a marvel reference there. Top guys guarding it.

Yeah, I think this is a bit too optimistic of an interpretation. As history shows, giving military, especially the U.S. one, weapons of mass murder doesn’t usually end well.

Usable as a weapon indeed

That general dude after dying of old age: I was hero of the war, they will let heaven no problem St.Peter: we're you the guy who used the ark as a weapon? General dude: yeah? Why? St.Peter: well, have a wonderful eternity in hell "presses button and unlocks trap door"

Archaeologists usually carry shovels and brushes, not guns and whips...

This makes total sense 😅

I like that it turns out the most responsible thing to do was actually put it in a warehouse somewhere to collect dust and pretend it didn't exist.

@molybdaen11

11 ай бұрын

The most responsible thing would have been to send it back to Jerusalem and seal it under tons of steel so nobody can move it.

@ghostshadow9899

10 ай бұрын

@@molybdaen11it always funny, if u hav a brain. He is stealing culture relics…nothing more. One of the reason I don’t like this movies. The USA world start WW3 if my ass would go around and steal historical stuffs from the USA and displayed in my country

Nice video keep up the good work! Also can you do a recap rap of Solo A Star Wars Story!

God may get angry if America tries to weaponize his wrath.

It is weird seeing Davis on the other side for once.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard Raiders referred to as Indiana Jones 1

Not sure they would commit Indy. It could actually make people suspicious of what happened. I could see them paying him off for his silence though.

If Genshin Impact has taught me anything. "Do not f*ck with God Remains. It does not end well for anybody"

Sad thing is i can totally see them doing Indy dirty like that. 😮

Makes sense.

Legendary Indiana Jones!!! ✊🏻🤠✊🏻

Considering Warp Zone's history with Game Of Thrones, could we get a series of "Game Of Thrones, But 23% Smarter"?

I guess we're just gonna ignore all the collateral damage from civilians who don't know they're supposed to close their eyes.

It's nice to see the newspapers calling Indy by his preferred name instead of that ‘Henry Jones Jr’ bullshit. They still have some respect for the man!

Bro that general is both five and four star and a medal of honor recipient?

I wouldn't be used, because it could be stolen and used against them, if it cant be destroyed, being shoved into a wear-house somewhere and forgotten about is the next best option.

I'm a little rusty on Ark but how did they even close that box & get those things back in it??

@NicodemusChan

11 ай бұрын

In the movie, the top automatically leaps back on top closing it.

Oh my god...

IM IN LOVE WITH HALOOOO

But I mean.... is this worse? Like no nukes seems like the better timeline

@ObsessiveGeek

11 ай бұрын

Dunno..it means in that universe there’s also super creepy aliens with crystal skeletons who manipulated our advancement.

@tylerstokes4124

11 ай бұрын

@ObsessiveGeek better them then the lizard ppl we have right now I say

@ObsessiveGeek

11 ай бұрын

@tylerstokes4124 That's just humanity, unfortunately. Maybe a super advanced race controlling us wouldn't be so bad actually now i think about it.

@MalfosRanger

11 ай бұрын

Atomic research was being pursued by many parties besides the United States government. Someone was going to split the atom. And if Yahweh is behind the Ark of the Covenant, he's done worse to people for less than abusing his relics.

Are we sure the General is not Dick Richards great great grampa???

Heres somethin for the og fans: Lately ive been ive been losin sleep, wreaking havoc on the world i see. But baby ive been ive been jackin cars, i wont be countin dollars, ill be rackin stars. yeah, ill be rackin stars. I've played this heist, like a hundred times, yet i always seem to die, but since ive got infinite lives, ill give somethin else a try. Kill just for the thrill. All through the Rockford Hills, and i dont think ill stop until, a lot more blood is spilled. I... Fell something so right, when stuff is exploding. And i... Feel something so wrong, when grinding through story. I cant deny... Cant deny... Cant deny, everything that i kill, makes me feel alive! Lately ive been ive been losin sleep, rampaging out in the Los Santos streets, and baby, ive been ive been jackin cars, i wont be countin dollars, ill be rackin stars. I know your type, and im concerned. Guys like you will never learn. Your not skilled, Your just disturbed. You kill hookers, watch em burn. I... Feel something so wrong in mindlessly raging! You should die! Should die! Should die! Ok, screw it, kiss your ass goodbye! Lately ive been ive been losin sleep, huntin this guy whos on a killing spree, and dude i dont know, dont know who you are. I bet 100 dollars, i will rack more stars! Lately ive been, ive been blowin steam. Destroying everything in front of me. And baby ive been, ive been jackin cars. Said no more countin dollars, ill be, ill be rackin, stars. Take that car and watch it burn, add to the carnage 2nd star earned. Take that bus and watch it burn, add to the carnage 3rd star earned. Take that tank and watch it burn, add to the carnage 4th star earned. Take that plane and watch it burn, add to the carnage 5th star earned. Everything that i kill, makes me feel alive! Lately ive been ive been losin sleep. Been wide awake for almost 2 whole weeks! Cause baby ive been ive been jackin cars, i wont be countin dollars ill be rackin stars. Lately ive been ive been losin sleep. And slippin deep into insanity! And baby ive been peein into jars, could really use some dollars. Im still rackin stars! Im still rackin stars!

Can you guys do a Supergirl recap raps?

Are we gonna get more Melvin vids ever again?

@TheWarpZone

11 ай бұрын

Melvin's still in space

So this doubles as both Indiana Jones and Oppenheimer but 23% smarter. 🙂

Nice

The psychological damage to your surviving enemies alone, would make it worth it.

Get me a cinematic version of this instead of "Indiana Jones And The Diarrhoea Of Disney".

Don't make me pause the video to read the newspapers!

What’s dude’s bros everyone I’m back your fan is here

if you can put the ark to hitler's line of sight, you'll propably just shoot him instead.

Fun Fact: the first one is called Raiders of the Lost Ark not Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

@gacd2104

11 ай бұрын

I think the title was changed, or at least the logo, in the same way the title of the original "Star Wars" was changed to "A new hope"

@BluenosedCash75

11 ай бұрын

It was renamed to “Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark” around the time that Temple of Doom came out

@ObsessiveGeek

11 ай бұрын

Even Funnier Fact: Raiders of the Lost Ark is actually Indianas 24th adventure, including Temple of Doom which is set before the events of Raiders.

@grim_2000

11 ай бұрын

​@@ObsessiveGeek that count includes the TV series, I presume? Maybe some other stuff too

However, Lost Ark took place in 1936, several years before World War 2 or The Manhattan Project even started.

Do the other indie movie

Noah Wyle would make good Indiana Jones i mean he was really good in the Librarian movies close to Indiana real close Ford if you read this watch the 3 librarian movies

It's just called Raiders of the lost ark.

Ah-h-, some interesting news read I just read. 😙

Indiana Jones 1? You guys know that Raiders of the Lost Ark takes place after Temple of Doom?

Haaaaaaaaaaaas 😂😂😂😂

A Hundred Times More Entertaining than the Latest Indiana Jones Movie.

I’m surprised that whole “collateral damage to the environment” line got in there, since not many people knew of climate change… I assume.

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