Jedi Order: "You can't go to the Outer Rim and fight the Mandalorians. That's simply not possible." Revan: "Why isn't it possible?" Jedi Order: "It's just not..." Revan: "WHY NOT, YOU STUPID BASTARDS?!"

@j-mlion3424

Жыл бұрын

I love this comment!😂🍻😂

@itakedamage

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t understand..until I got to the last line 😂😂😂😂

@darkknight41792

Жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣 I can hear Patrick voice!! I’m done!

@DefecTec

Жыл бұрын

18 year old Revan proceeded to storm out of the council chambers like a spoiled twelve year old

@danielboatright8887

Жыл бұрын

Also Revan: Im gona beat everyone.

This is actually a super accurate metaphor. To an outside observer, they all look the same, but for the enthusiasts it's all the difference in the world.

@yasininn76

3 ай бұрын

They are all the exact same, evil angry dorito space ships

@robbieaulia6462

3 ай бұрын

​@@yasininn76 yeah, real life warships are like that as well. The USS Iowa and the IJN Yamato looks pretty similar to one another despite being built by two different nations. Why? Cause the two ships have similar doctrines with similar purposes, A.K.A. big ships with big guns.

@yasininn76

3 ай бұрын

@@robbieaulia6462 i mean, you can't exactly build a ship with a very unconventional and impractical form and expect it to do well

@Santisima_Trinidad

3 ай бұрын

​@@yasininn76 fuck you *builds a submarine*

@IsaiahRichards692

3 ай бұрын

Shut up, he murdered the guy over a business card! That will never not be hysterical!

*FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT, WHO HAS DISTURBED MY-* Oh, it's The Lore Master uploading a new video about Star Destroyers. Glorious.

@thalmoragent9344

Жыл бұрын

Heck yeah, same energy right here

@michaelandreipalon359

Жыл бұрын

*Hey, best buddy!*

@gholm-vo3is

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelandreipalon359 Pretty sure that makes eight...

@gholm-vo3is

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelandreipalon359 Never gonna let the boy live this one down

@michaelandreipalon359

Жыл бұрын

Trunks, meanwhile: "GOD-A-A-AMMIT!!!"

"It has limited forward firing arcs, and the bridge is rather exposed I admit" "Is it menacing?" "....well yes but" "We will take 20,000" "also we need a tank with long legs, like really tall, building tall" "Are you people fucking serious?"

@BigWheel.

Жыл бұрын

"We'd like some 2 legged versions of that tank too, for running at high speeds in dense wooded regions" Why!?

@gandalf8216

Жыл бұрын

"How about a space shuttle with long, seemingly unnecessary wings at an 240 degrees angle, so they must be folded up like a hangar jet fighter before they can land? That would look so cool." "J.H Christ..."

@zam023

Жыл бұрын

The Star Destroyer has limited forward firing arcs? Are we talking about the same ship here? The reason it has a arrow head shape is to give it has maximum forward firing arc.

@jeros8258

Жыл бұрын

@@zam023 the 8 large turbo lasers on top, 4 each side of the bridge area can only shoot the first in the line forward, so two at once unless the ship tips forward. This was shown well in Rogue One as a SD fires the front ones while the 3 behind sit idle as they have no forward arc. As I recall I believe this was addressed in the old canon as New Republic Star Destroyers were designed better after the Empire fell to avoid such failings. The point being the Empire, did NOT take advantage of the arrowhead shape. This is probably deliberately done as most Empire tech has some level of design flaw in some regard.

@hornedgoddess8191

Жыл бұрын

On a serious note, I always thought the whole intimidation aspect of the GE (I think it was Lucas that mentioned it I don't remember) and their machines being huge was kind of just an exaggeration. But then I learned about the Maus tank. And then the tanks the police drive around in the States. It's just funny idk.

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Grand Admiral Thrawn's Star Destroyer.

@GunsAndAmmo3

4 ай бұрын

Its an isd with blue paint

@user-mu8db8dv6o

4 ай бұрын

@@GunsAndAmmo3 nope it’s isd-1

@GunsAndAmmo3

4 ай бұрын

@@user-mu8db8dv6o my bad

@0013bluejay

3 ай бұрын

​@@user-mu8db8dv6oyep, and it may have less BIG BOOM and shield power than an ISD-II but damn, does thrown know how to command.

@xaleypoo4779

3 ай бұрын

A pair of Victory II Star Destroyers pulled out of hyperspace by an Interdictor Star Destroyer within range of your Golan II.

Thrawn: I can’t believe the Emperor prefers Director Krennic’s Stardust project to my TIE defender project

@monsieurcommissaire1628

Жыл бұрын

Grand Admiral, Sir, you are a brilliant and exceedingly clever warrior. Your project had greater merit, and History will see you far more favourably. However... Lord Sidious, The self-declared Emperor, has always had a flair for the dramatic, and has frequently chosen style over substance. Director Krennic had noticed this early on, thus his dashing all-white attire, topped off by that magnificent cape. You'll notice Lord Vader also wears a cape. That raging drama empress Sidious can't resist a good cape. In conclusion, Grand Admiral, athough your integrity may cause you to bristle at the thought of pandering to anybody's tastes, perhaps you should consider adding a cape to your wardrobe, in a colour that complements your distinctive blue complexion. I'm thinking of something in silver or gunmetal grey, of a metallic or shimmering fabric. You'll be irresistible.

@ShawndaPrawn

Ай бұрын

@@monsieurcommissaire1628I know you’re memeing, but now I would love to see Thrawn with a cape.

I can actually imagine some random imperial officers comparing their star destroyers in a meeting like this. 😂😂😂

@A350Airways

4 ай бұрын

Just replace the suits in this clip by Imperial naval officer uniforms and there you have it, and this clip may as well take place on Kuat for good measure...

@VoiceOfTheEmperor

3 ай бұрын

I'd take that bet to the Pazzack table. On Nar Shaddah. Strong hand, good odds. Then I'd cash out and buy some real estate on Naboo.

I like to think Vader looked at other higher ups in the empires star destroyer and thought of them like Bateman does the cards. His mechanic skills was probably the only none negative thing in his life left

@andraslukacsovits2349

Жыл бұрын

When you grow up repairing droids as a hobby and it turns out really useful in the long run when you become 90% machine yourself. 💀

@IsaiahRichards692

Жыл бұрын

When you realize Bateman is meant to be a methodical Machiavellian villain but his main inciting incident is basically “Boohoo! The other guy at work had a cooler piece of paper than me!”

@Quirderph

Жыл бұрын

@@IsaiahRichards692 *Is* he meant to be a methodical and Machiavellian or does he just *claim* to be like that?

@IsaiahRichards692

Жыл бұрын

@@Quirderph He’s bound to be narcissistic and seeking praise and approval with his maturity level so I assume he sees himself that way.

@jenkem4464

Жыл бұрын

@@IsaiahRichards692 "When you realize Bateman is meant to be a methodical Machiavellian villain but his main inciting incident is basically “Boohoo! The other guy at work had a cooler piece of paper than me!” That's the pathological narcissism doing it's thing. We see clear evidence of people like this in public. *Rump is a classic example.

Windu; "You're on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master. That's simply not possible" Anakin: "Why isn't it possible?" Windu: "It's just not." Anakin: "Why not you stupid bastard?!"

@jdotoz

7 күн бұрын

"Hey, Mace!"

A fleet of Imperial star destroyer is a beautiful display of power and in my opinion is more efficient than a death star.

@dukes1993724

Жыл бұрын

Kathleen Kennedy seemed to think so by the end of the new trilogy lol

@vitorpereira9515

Жыл бұрын

@@dukes1993724 She is an idiot. That "sequel" is her failure. At least she made the expanded universe better .

@demonix_pixel5333

Жыл бұрын

@@dukes1993724 BAHAHA

@Unknown-hb3id

Жыл бұрын

@@dukes1993724 Of course, they were crewed by buffoons that *canonically* don't know which way is up without a special comms tower.

@TheDirtbaggrif

Жыл бұрын

@@Unknown-hb3id planes don't go anywhere without a tower either and that's a lot less complex

Never thought you would make a meme

@amazingbro6723

Жыл бұрын

Same here

@deadshot5007

Жыл бұрын

You haven't been around 2018 huh?

@maggiesimone275

Жыл бұрын

A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one

@thisissostupidliterallywhy

Жыл бұрын

@@deadshot5007 I miss when he was called Fact Free

Love the star destroyer, so iconic and menacing

@TheFirstCurse1

4 ай бұрын

Which one though? There are tons of Star Destroyers. Venator, Acclumator, Imperial, Resurgence, etc.

@angelic_disappointment7889

3 ай бұрын

@@TheFirstCurse1they’re obviously referring to the Imperial class

@TheFirstCurse1

3 ай бұрын

@@angelic_disappointment7889 No it's not obvious given that there are several different star destroyers.

@swvwc8393

3 ай бұрын

Imperial 1, Imperial 2, Tector, Imperator, Interdictor, what?@@angelic_disappointment7889

@MiguelMedV

3 ай бұрын

​@@TheFirstCurse1 Bro it was obvious, come on. I'm a Star Wars fan but please, go workout outside and get some sunlight, screens are getting to you 😅...

Absolutely love that the video stayed true to the original scene as every one of the destroyers was damn near the exact same.

@judet2992

2 ай бұрын

Weeeellllll, in terms of capability, no. But design wise? My god yes. Except for the last one. Because ILM just scaled their Inperial-1 CGI model under a time constraint, all the windows are like 2.5 times too big.

"Should we make more memes?" "Yes!" "Ok, but it'll take a while tho!" It was worth the wait

Imperial High Command meetings after Thrawn introduced them to the wonders of what subtle details mean

Imperial Engineers: *looking at a slice of pizza* "You know what... Yes." *Meanwhile in the outer rim territories* Rebel Engineers: "Is it military grade?" Used Ship Salesman: "It was used for transporting Gungan bobbleheads...." Rebel Engineers: "Good enough. Well take it."

I think you should remaster this video by having voice actors read the lines you wrote. It’s a funny concept tho, I like it!

@Ivan_Berni

Жыл бұрын

@@MPD90 There are voice generators.

@Ivan_Berni

Жыл бұрын

@@MPD90 you will be shocked by this: The samples for automated voices are recorded by voice actors.

@theblasteffect4499

Жыл бұрын

@@Ivan_Berni hmmmmm

In reality, most of the star destroyers looks exactly the same (except Vader's Super star destroyer) and only differentiated when it came to addition of more ports, turbolasers/weapons, structure and Ion engine/ion drive. This was a move by the Star Wars marketing department to sell in merchandises and toys

@zam023

Жыл бұрын

There are 12 Super Star Destroyers plus 1 hidden on Coruscant. Vader's is not unique.

@jnev5572

Жыл бұрын

Yes, that's the joke lmao Here's your star lores gold star

@matthewstudios9714

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but the ISD 1 was a smaller ISD then they made the ISD 2 the most commonly used ISD the they went on to make victory class star destroyers and many other types and sizes and my favorite of all the eclipse class super star destroyer

@ThePigeon5734

Жыл бұрын

@@matthewstudios9714 victory destroyers go back to before the Venator...

@jackrutledgegoembel5896

Жыл бұрын

ok this is kind of bullshit. Disney doesn't sell Imperial-1, Imperial-2, and Tector-class merchandise/toys separately. In fact, I think they give less of a shit abt the differentiation than the fans... the Tector-class as far as I know has NEVER been sold as a toy or on any merch, ever! And I wish it was. We've never even gotten a canon depiction of its top side!!

Board meetings at Kuat Drive Yards be like

I fucking miss you Lore Master! You really made my entire first year of my job bearable and I genuinely owe you my life.

@TheLoreMasterYT

Жыл бұрын

I'll be back with plenty more videos and possibly streams once Andor starts, currently taking a break and recharging. Also I hope whatever you were going through, you'll be able to keep improving and get to where you want to be in life :)

@ianalopez

Жыл бұрын

@@TheLoreMasterYT You have no clue what your words mean to me. Thank you again. Do you use Discord? I just downloaded it again and I have no groups 😅

@istvantoth3775

Жыл бұрын

@@TheLoreMasterYT what a Chad

@kingnothing5678

Жыл бұрын

Bro. What's your job that lets you watch KZread videos on the clock?

Honestly though if you think about it the base star destroyer itself is an unbeatably good design for offense. The way the ship is built nearly every single gun on it can be brought to bear on a single target at the same time, all you have to do is point your nose towards your opponent and you have completely unrivaled firepower. All your turbolasers can open up at once and destroy anything in a ship to ship fight. No other ship in star wars has anywhere close that sort of offensive capability, until you account for superweapons. Its only weakness is that pesky command bridge, and thats only included because otherwise theres no reasonable way to defeat one.

@hllyenaylleth9576

Жыл бұрын

What I don't understand, is why not have that bridge there and have the commanders of the ship elsewhere onboard.

@MehHalfhearted

Жыл бұрын

@@hllyenaylleth9576 better yet, why not get rid of the bridge completely, have a command room all the way on the interior of the ship and just use cameras and hologram tech to see what's going on in the battlefield.

@radicalxg8282

Жыл бұрын

@@MehHalfhearted But then you wont have those awesome villianesque shots about vader deep in his thoughs sight seeing into space from the bridge, its all about that drip you dig?

@screenname8267

Жыл бұрын

Well it also had a little problem with not carrying enough fighters for a design with few to no anti fighter turrets.

@UGNAvalon

Жыл бұрын

“No other ship” _Mon Cal cruisers with similar-but-rounded designs, plus wings for more surface area; Plus Home One with its spinning-barrel-broadside._

This is a incredible discovery. It seems to depict the shenanigans going onboard them Star Destroyers and them incompetent officers and crews! this was great!

I can't believe Allen's Star Destroyer didn't explode on the surface when Bateman dropped it on the table! We're dealing with some frightening technology here!

Would love to see this with the Sherman tank It's basically the same skit

@malteschaper3782

18 күн бұрын

Good idea! Why don't you make one of those vids?!

Vader: What is thy bidding my master Palpatine :My bidding.......i bid thee to stop rammimg the ship into astroids!!!!!

@matthewstudios9714

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ayylmao575

Жыл бұрын

Vader: No, no I don’t think I will.

There should be more Memes like these on the channel lol

imperials be like: lets just steal harrower sith empire had and call it a day

I can see this exact situation and conversation happening on the old sith dark council between the masters

I can’t believe Tarkin prefers Thrawn’s Destroyer to mine

Please keep uploading more lore meme videos. In fact, make it an entire series!

That was class A editing and humor 😂

I was hoping for some more dreadnought sized star destroyers

I just was expecting a first order Star Destroyer to be shown last to show how "superior" it is to the imperial classes. Thank you for not doing this. You really are the Lore Master.

This parallels with the movie nicely, since in the movie the "joke" is that all their cards are the same.

Paul Allen’s Star Destroyer is to die for!

A thousand Star Destroyers are able to destroy one planet after all

Venator is and always will be the prettiest one.

I absolutely love this meme format!

It’s BEEN SO LONG…. FINALLY

“Corporate needs you to spot the difference between these 4 ships.” Me: They’re all the same, except that last one has a red rim…

@moontrooper2587

Жыл бұрын

Ironically, the Xyston is actually the most unoriginal of all Star Destroyer designs. It's the exact same model used for the Imperial I from Rogue One, only they just upscaled it to be bigger, meaning that all the windows, rooms, and chairs are double the size.

@ReySkywalker2

Жыл бұрын

@@moontrooper2587 That’s not true at all. Just because the windows are 2 times as big doesn’t mean everything inside is lol.

@moontrooper2587

Жыл бұрын

@@ReySkywalker2 It's literally the same CG model that they enlarged for the movie. The original Xyston design couldn't be made in time, and was scrapped.

@ReySkywalker2

Жыл бұрын

@@moontrooper2587 Your point?

@moontrooper2587

Жыл бұрын

@@ReySkywalker2 You read my point 2 times already.

This genuinely could be a scene where a bunch of imperial admirals with fragile egos flex their star destroyers

Missed opportunity: Bateman: *Impressive. Most impressive.*

Impressive, most impressive.

This is definitely what happens at Kuat Drive Yards every day.

During the Galactic Republic everything looked so elegant. During the Empire years everything looks dull and devoid of artistic design. It is a great metaphor for the differences in the ages. Like Western design vs Eastern design during the Cold War.

@Mario_Joe

Жыл бұрын

Empire looks cooler

@BigWheel.

Жыл бұрын

Cold war eastern design has soul

@cotybowman8825

Жыл бұрын

@@BigWheel. Concrete apartment buildings? Gulags? Berlin Wall? Agree to disagree.

@floseatyard8063

Жыл бұрын

@@cotybowman8825 su 47 mig 29 mig 25 mig 32 su 27 su 37 tu 95 kuznetsov carrier

@cotybowman8825

Жыл бұрын

@@floseatyard8063 F14 F15 F16 U2 SR71 F117 Nimitz class carrier Los Angeles class submarines (one is named after my small hometown)

palpatine: why is it not possible? empire engineer: its just not palpatine: why not you stupid bastard! 2nd death star planning

Super? Nah, man. Now the Eclipse my friend, That is "Super."

I am very much looking forward to you producing more videos!

This is why the Victory-II is my favorite star destroyer. It's smaller and adds just enough depth to the design to look unique without losing the star destroyer shape

him: (sweating...whispering in his head) *"it's even got twin deflector domes..."*

I knew it was coming but "Let's see Paul Allen's Star Destroyer" had me in stitches.

I was expecting the last to be an Allegiance class, but this is better.

"The tasteful thickness of it" even as a kid I found this scene hilarious. I remember thinking who tf CARES 😂

"Let's see tarkins design"

I would bring an updated Venator class with hundreds of fighters and bombers, That is really nice

@matthiuskoenig3378

2 ай бұрын

A death trap full of death traps.

This cracked me up literally in the first second. Genius.

ANAKIN: "Is it possible to learn this power?" PALPATINE: "Not from a Jedi." ANAKIN: "Why isn't it possible?" PALPATINE: "It's just not." ANAKIN: "WHY.NOT. you stupid bastard?!"

The guy in the next room: IS-3 star destroyer Bateman: 🥵 🥵 🥵 🥵

Another reason for why you are my favourite SW channel

Paul Allen's card should've been an Executor-class Star Dreadnought.

I would be very glad if they would used alliegance for this vid

"Are you alright Moff Bateman? You're sweating"

"I have to return some holocrons."

"Hey, Wilhuff! ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH! Try building another Death Star now, you stupid fracking nerfherder!" - Thrawn

"Something wrong, Supreme Leader ? You're sweating."

And this is why I prefer the Separatist’s Providence-class capital ship and the Mon Calamri’s Star Cruiser over the Empire’s Star Destroyers.

The ISD 2, the "how many turbolasers can we cram onto a 2-kilometer ship" ship.

Damn, I was expecting content. But to give credit where credit is do, good meme.

He missed the perfect opportunity to show the executor

*~Pulls Out Venator Class~* *"Nothing Beats the Classics..."* 😏

The Empire high command had so much backstabbing and hidden agendas...no wonder General Bateman murdered Paul with a Vibro blade after showing him Cantina music.

@sant41

3 ай бұрын

Most people don't pay attention to the lyrics, and that's because it doesn't have any

I was waiting for the eclipse to show up lol

Xyston class ISD is my favorite (Super laser forever!!!) 1:09

Lore master finally uploads and it's a meme XD

He is back!

please make more of these. if you do more short form content please let it be funny shit for us old guys XD

I think the First Order version of this is just going to be 3 people around a business table yelling "BIGGER!" at the top of their lungs.

Only ever fly on Imperial Star Destroyers with those watermarks.

Patrick Bateman is a VP at Kuat Drive Yards, must be related to the Kuat of Kuat!

it's a personal statement about the empire themselves

*to me i feel like "They're the same Picture" Meme from The Office would be more appropriate..*

Brilliant acting by Bale especially. I love his reaction. Star destroyers would be very cool! Fortunately, bankers aren't that rich Yet.

Impressive, Very nice. Now lets see Palpatine's parody video.

They may not be the most efficient in terms of design, but i don't know why i love Star Destroyers so much, maybe because I like pizza.

In '87, The Jedi Counsil released this, Form III, their most accomplished fighting form. I think their undisputed master of it was Obi Wan, a warrior so stoic, most people like Anakin probably don't even listen to what he says. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of reflection, and the importance of defense, it's also a personal statement about Obi Wan himself. Hey Han..... ARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!!

"We need to maximize casualty impact when an A-Wing hits us."

The Xyston would have likely entered the main Imperial fleet had Yavin or Endor gone their way, makes sense it was just a bigger ISD. They took the Victory, made it bigger, got the ISD. They took the ISD, made it bigger, got the Xyston. It just never got to be put into service, so the finished ones were mothballed for 3 decades and newer ones added, and all were retrofitted with a bigger gun than the design was made for, thus why they were so very explosive when hit there. But in the Imperial era, a battle group of ISDs and a Xyston for the main gun would have been impressive.

The Eclipse Class Dreadnought enters the chat.

The reason why Gallen Erso left the Death Star engineering team.

imperial designers: "how do we make it the same but somehow gradually worse every time?"

"Dear Lore Master, I send this letter to you from the Deep Core, only to ask you something... WHERE IS MY EXECUTOR?"

need more star wars memes like that

Fear is the path to anger, anger is the path to hate, leads to suffering

I live for this

I love this!

impressive, very nice.

Jar Jar vibes at the end

God, Van Patten is such an imperial officers name.

A meme from The Lore Master "My lord. Is that, legal?"

The funny thing is that this applies to real life fighter jet design as well. Take the Su family for example, to the average person, they literally look and act the same, but to people who knows their stuff, the original Su 27 is night and day different from the Chinese J 16 and the Indian Su 30MKI, to the point where their only similarity is the airframe