When 2 kids get lost at the grocery store because both their parents forgot them.

@blockmasterscott

Ай бұрын

When I was a school custodian working on Sundays for church, parents forgetting their kids and leaving them actually happened more than once. 🤣🤣🤣

@kingaxolotl4085

Ай бұрын

Pretty much

@anthonychihuahua

Ай бұрын

Sounds about right.

@lenonoone4310

Ай бұрын

That a worst flash back

@jamesesterline

Ай бұрын

That one episode of Clarence where he had to walk home from school with a kid who was a parody of Charlie Brown

This has the same vibe as “Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf”

@FoxBoyWithBushyTailAndEars

Ай бұрын

"Then what about a friend?"

@K4113B4113

Ай бұрын

"Never thought I'd die fighting teddy bears in the woods" "What about side by si... oh, well me neither"

@juancabardo21

Ай бұрын

@@FoxBoyWithBushyTailAndEars and thus, the adventures of gary the scout trooper and larry the rebel began

@madlibs6729

Ай бұрын

@@FoxBoyWithBushyTailAndEars”aye, I can do that.”

@drvoid784

29 күн бұрын

​​@@juancabardo21 YES!!! WE NEED THIS!

If at least one single Clone managed to find peace after 2 galactic wars, then it was all worth it.

@warmox1215

Ай бұрын

I highly agree.

@Fordo007

Ай бұрын

And hopefully lives long enough to see Emperor Jagged Fel and Empress Jaina Solo take over and make the Empire respectable. Getting to see at long last a regime he could respect existed.

@Sexynes

Ай бұрын

Was not worth 2 galactic wars

@TheBlueBaron

Ай бұрын

You just made me cry; I miss the real happy ending of Star Wars lore.

@SerTomKatze

Ай бұрын

Don't make me cry

I love the trope of two abandoned soldiers fighting until they both get tired, then talking things out. Never gets old.

@kedokinnie

29 күн бұрын

any examples?

@di3727

29 күн бұрын

​@@kedokinnie I got one for you. During the Roman Civil War between Caesar and Pompeus Magnus, specifically, in the Spanish campaign, had a weird moment of encounter between both sides when picking water from the nearby river, during the talks, people from both sides began remembering their homes, asking for friends, sharing what few commodities they had, it was a very brief interlude. The Pompeian side realized this and nearly attacked the Caesarians, with some disguising themselves to not get killed.

@di3727

29 күн бұрын

To continue it, there's that an example of rest between enemies during a conflict. For a more modern example? Americans who decided to stay in Vietnam and got married and spent their lives never coming back to the US, you could still get some stories of them surviving after the retreat of Saigon and fending off until finding their place in life over there.

@kedokinnie

29 күн бұрын

this is really interesting, ill have to look into this more@@di3727

@SkippertheBart

28 күн бұрын

Let's not forget the British/German Christmas party on no-man's-land during WW1.

Rebel: Hey, you ever wonder why we’re here? Scout Trooper: It’s one of life’s great mysteries, isn’t it?

@jdesantiago100895

Ай бұрын

Man, I'm really gonna miss Red Vs Blue...

@Karlos1234ify

Ай бұрын

@@jdesantiago100895 Same

@Mythic2827

Ай бұрын

Last season coming out soon fellas, gonna be a good one

@DMGSL

28 күн бұрын

@@Mythic2827Caboose isn’t the same, he was my favorite character

@theclown8426

28 күн бұрын

Kinda dreading it since it will truly be the end of it

Ewok KUSH. The Ewoks got the hookup.

@xxcaptninjaxx4301

Ай бұрын

deathstick

@Sephiroth144

Ай бұрын

@@xxcaptninjaxx4301 Nah, that's SpaceMeth

@HunterKiller762

Ай бұрын

Ewok kush honestly sounds like a good name for a strain

@clonecommandermike332

Ай бұрын

So that's how they beat the Empire so easily

@MajinMist603

Ай бұрын

@@HunterKiller762 Ewok Kush is kinda mid ngl ..... But that Dagobah Kush is some hard $hit along with that Kashyyyk jungle juice

This story actually made me smile, it's just very wholesome! Neither of the main characters get brutally killed, it's not horribly tragic, it's just a nice, happy ending. We don't see enough of those

@lindinle

Ай бұрын

I miss that. Now everrythingis shitty gey and depressing

@vanityofthesaint

28 күн бұрын

Which makes the moments like this so much better.

@FoxyFazbear001

28 күн бұрын

@@vanityofthesaint What is happines without suffering? Nothing, the more you resist to the harsh world around you the more you are able to cherish the absolute beatifulness of a happy, peaceful and wholesome moment such as this one

@iponce2

26 күн бұрын

​@FoxyFazbear001 hope you'll remember this when I gank you good tomorrow lmao comin for ya

@ParryLinn

26 күн бұрын

At least the clone has a comfort zone of not to readapt the post war life. Unlike in RDR, when the order gradually solidified in the west, the whole picture of endings to these cowboys are just sad, in general….ngl it gives me a vibe very close to classic Russian literature - the feeling of grumpy and miseries, but, the plot of RDR it’s like an American version of it.

Holy shit this was the FIRST legends story i ever read when i was a kid.

@Just_Call_Me_Tim

Ай бұрын

I’m gonna have to look it up.

@anowl9773

Ай бұрын

The circle is complete

@S0L12D3

Ай бұрын

That’s awesome! What a nice memory. I honest can’t remember what my first one was because it was so long ago. I just know there was a lot of Star Wars books in my school library

@vipe650r

Ай бұрын

Wow. Sounds like coming across this was a really cool moment.

@leocoulson-venn9447

Ай бұрын

Legends will ALWAYS be Cannon.

Not even the hardiest of men can resist a puff of that sweet ewok kush.

@MajinMist603

Ай бұрын

Na Dagobah Kush is harder , legit made the grand master wizard green out

@paxhumana2015

Ай бұрын

I can.

@saccorhytus

22 күн бұрын

@@paxhumana2015nuh uh

@Edfinger-xp4bg

20 күн бұрын

Puff puff kush

@christianchase1498

16 күн бұрын

Interplanetary kush has to go hard asf 😂 but could it ever really beat thcdiamonds

This reminds me of that real life story when a lost Japanese soldier continued to fight World War II for three decades after it ended.

@EternalEmperorofZakuul

Ай бұрын

Took people to get his now retired commander to tell him to surrender

@SpecForceMarine

Ай бұрын

There’s already other stories closer to it in legends. One is about a Clone trooper who was the lone survivor of his squad and stranded after their gunship crash landed. The republic abondon him and he was left on the planet, and he spent the next 23 years on the jungle planet surviving. Until during a rebel mission against the empire, where Luke and another rebel commander crashed too on the planet and had to cross part of a jungle evading imperials, where they by chance encountered the clone in his armor, who thought they were separatist agents, but then was convinced by Luke to join them claiming tobe a heir to the jedi the clone used to follow, showing him his lightsaber and telling him they were fighting enemies of the republic. When they were discovered by a squad of imperials the clone killed them all by himself, which got him a place in the alliance special forces, leading troops in missions, until his encounter with a possessed jedi „witch“ who was awakened from her 4000 years long stasis by vader, escaping him with some mutated storm troopers…

@AnakinSkywakka

Ай бұрын

​@SpecForceMarine Yeah I think his name was Able, and he was turned into a Rakghoul. Nasty stuff.

@sukitron5415

Ай бұрын

​@@AnakinSkywakkaa sad end for a loyal trooper

@Briselance

Ай бұрын

​@@AnakinSkywakka A Rakghoul? What is it, pray tell?

Honestly i live for short side stories like this one. It makes the star wars galaxy feel so wide and connected while also feeling like its a story about multiple people in far off places and not just centered around the main cast group. We get to see the stories most dont and the random lovable characters interacting in them

@vipe650r

Ай бұрын

I agree. I love the human stories that don't have to have big consequences on anything, but happened in the midst and alongside.

@ArielKahane

Ай бұрын

It’s amazing cause if you truly think about it, Star Wars is one of few franchises that could in theory never run out of ideas or stories. It’s a testament to the legacy George Lucas built and it’s mind blowing how one man pulled it off

@orhanefeunal1811

27 күн бұрын

Yeah i think this what should star wars be like

@Gamer3427

23 күн бұрын

Stuff like this is a big part of why I've always held the opinion that while the main official stuff can be decent, the real heart of the Star Wars universe lies in the side content such as the comics, books, and games. It's a true shame that Disney didn't feel that way.

I love the look of both characters the scout trooper being traditional military clean shaven and the Rebel being a full blown hippie. It's I believe a reflection of the Vietnam war.

@screamingcactus1753

28 күн бұрын

While the original trilogy took a lot of its aesthetics from WWII, thematically it's the Vietnam war in space from the perspective of the Viet Cong.

@SourChicken1856

28 күн бұрын

The original trilogy is literally Vietnam. George himself said it

@MrChickennugget360

24 күн бұрын

@@SourChicken1856 some of the inspiration. however, if you are going to claim that Starwars and Empire Strike Back are based on Vietnam you are silly. Some of the politics of the 50's 60's and 70's for sure. Clearly the jungle environment of Endor was based on Vietnam to an extent.

@Zmargo702

24 күн бұрын

⁠@@MrChickennugget360George said himself he based it on the Vietnam war and the political sphere surrounding it. You are wrong.

@SourChicken1856

21 күн бұрын

@@Zmargo702 That's what I mean but I think y'all are too stupid so take it too literally

45 minutes of brawling, then they just sit down and share a drink together. Reminds me of Samurai Jack and The Scotsman! 😂

I can't get enough of the aesthetic of former clones/imperials turning walkers into homes and sticking it out on the Star Wars frontier

@yumallah

28 күн бұрын

Former clones? I'm afraid a clone can't really be former, lol. Well, until he is dead, at least.

@5upr3m3Rv7

27 күн бұрын

@yumallah damn, right you are! In the moment I was thinking of them as an organization like the imperials rather than their state of existence 😆

“Dad, look! It’s the Good Kush!” “This is the Dollar Store. How good could it be?”

Got to love it when your speeder's battery is dead, but can still float a foot off the ground

@ricofico

Ай бұрын

Imperial tech! They don't make-um like they use to!

@0013bluejay

28 күн бұрын

Maybe it's equivalent to your car not having enough juice to turn over but the lights/dash can still illuminate

@Manny-fc8ym

28 күн бұрын

It's the giant space monorail magnet keeping it up

@WingMaster562

28 күн бұрын

I prefer my own head canon: it's like printers. They say it cant print and low ink but it's still has a good amount in the cartridge.

@oklafornia3643

17 күн бұрын

It has no wheels. The first necessary power system to turn on and the last one to die has to be the hovering otherwise it's just going to rip itself apart grinding along the ground.

Endor is one of my favorite places. The scenery from the movie absolutely touched my heart. The forest city, elevated above the floor, the views… 🥴 awww yeah….

@dominickgaramella6431

Ай бұрын

Same here I remember being a little kid in the '80s and wishing that I could live with the ewoks in that sweet sweet ass tree fort

@Stormyy6310

Ай бұрын

As a Battlefront 2 player I say you would change your mind if you were left on Endor at night

@thomasgilbert2266

Ай бұрын

There I was knee deep in the foliage. My flashlight barely illuminating the inky blackness around me, there was a rustling in the undergrowth I turned only to be met with a jar of fireflies to the helmet.

@Just_Call_Me_Tim

Ай бұрын

@@dominickgaramella6431 Same here! I’ve always loved tree towns since then.

@Just_Call_Me_Tim

Ай бұрын

@@Stormyy6310 I haven’t played any of the Battlefront games… yet! I’ll have to give them a go sometime.

This is the beauty of the good old SW legends

Imagine a tv series centered around just these two, and their struggle to escape endor together. Omg, I just wish we could have good Star Wars again.

@rbl205

Ай бұрын

I hear ya. But with Disney involved now, they'd turn this story into "Brokeback Endor".

@lanefunai4714

Ай бұрын

Sorry. There's no source material.

@XaliberDeathlock

29 күн бұрын

Andor was good. That's what happened when Disney let the writers do their own thing and hire actually competent writers, not incompetent juveniles who can only offer fanservices

@Manny-fc8ym

28 күн бұрын

they could do a thing where they go about their origins and turn it into a whole movie

@SourChicken1856

28 күн бұрын

Nah, this would be boring tbh

I like this one! My husband is a veteran and took him sometime to re-adjust to civilian life and he had an internal struggle that made him become very distant but when our child were born he came back to his old self and holding our first born son made him happy again and my made him focus on living and being the best father and husband he could be. His father a Vietnam veteran had the same issues but i guess my husband learned a lot from his father. I'm glad my husband left his conflicts back in central Africa he is a man who saw life in black in white after his service now everything is vibrant colors and i want to cry when he smiles and holds us. I know my husband couldn't connect with the people he fought against. But at least he's a better man back in civilian world and amongst me and our family.

@josiasavila2003

Ай бұрын

Wow, my respects to all vets that were and will be, your story is warming my heart and it’s nice that ur son held him back, but you were there for him don’t forget that, you are equally important if not more but idk me, keep up the good vibes

@MayumiC-chan9377

29 күн бұрын

@@josiasavila2003 My husband had a hard time adjusting but our children made him feel happy again. My husband would wake up in cold sweats and yelled while he was asleep saying names of men who sadly didn’t make it back. It stopped a long time ago but i know he had to endure a lot of things

You know I know Daala had a bad track record and all… but that image of her gassing all the warlords with that stone cold stare and stance… that does something for me.

@dromankass8655

Ай бұрын

Those Warlords had it coming. I liked the way Daala took them out, and saved Pellaeon as well. Once the Warlords were dead, none of their own men objected, and all fell into line with Daala. I get the impression they though their bosses were a waste of space as well.

@Fordo007

Ай бұрын

@@dromankass8655 Absolutely. Without Daala purging them and consolidating the Imperial Remnant Pellaeon would’ve had nothing to work with. For all of Daala’s tactical and strategic faults… she knew how to motivate a defeated army and navy back into shape and inspire.

@SlaaneshM30

Ай бұрын

​@@dromankass8655 My personal favorite was her trolling Harrsk to attempt to unite the warlords

at the end of WW2 in Germany, the two armies traded hat pins. I had one from Germans from my grandfather . My parents probably threw it away. These things were important to me, my parents weren't nostalgic, and threw away everythign WW2 that belonged to my grandfather. People are so filled with hate. Don't realize these were soldiers ordered to kill each other. when it ended, they were relieved.

@Reefer-Rampage69

Ай бұрын

That makes me so sad and angry for you. I wish they would’ve kept all that stuff, so much history and meaning.

@feuerling

Ай бұрын

Ask your parents if it still exists

@4rc4n3f0rg3

Ай бұрын

​@@feuerling if they say no, I'll be extremely pissed. Why? Because they are effectively saying that all the blood spilt from WWII, on both sides, is all for nothing. It's people like them that are the most dangerous individuals in this world.

@NarasimhaDiyasena

29 күн бұрын

Sad to see German items desecrated and trashed. But the previous generation do not know as much about them as we do. Hence why they were more hateful of the Germans

@XaliberDeathlock

29 күн бұрын

Your parents are such douche. I got angry just hearing it from you. Sorry it happened to you.

For some reason, stories about dire enemies being forced to cooperate and eventually growing to appreciate eachother are always interesting to me. I know it's not the most original idea for a story, it's a bit of a cliche actually, but there's so much potential for character development and it's a good way to discuss the morals of each side.

"that ewok kush" lmaoo i busted out laughing as I was hitting my dab

@StonerExpress

Ай бұрын

Same

@jacobrojas8156

Ай бұрын

Lol

@kennethlindahl9206

27 күн бұрын

funny enough I was watching this at 4:20 am

As an old Star Wars fan and veteran, this made me smile. These are the stories that made Star Wars real.

2:18 That’s Ben Burtt . The sound designer for Star Wars. He was the guy who used the Wilhelm scream and changed culture and yet another way. When he goes over that railing he actually does an impression of the Wilhelm scream.

I know you don't upload as much anymore but an upload on my birthday is such a great present! I've gone through different channels but this was the first of many starwars lore channels i subbed to way back when you were known as 'FactFree' and also had another guy covering while you were in education, I've always come back to here and my day lights up when you upload and I know you're still going even though starwars isnt in the best place right now (at least for me).

@TheLoreMasterYT

Ай бұрын

I plan to start uploading more, I took a break from Star Wars for a bit but have started to get back into it now. Appreciate the long support and comment! Also happy birthday!

@anthonychihuahua

Ай бұрын

Your birthday, it is. Oldness I sense in you. Happy Birthday, Fortitudee! Yoda man! 🎉🎂💚

@Fortitudee

Ай бұрын

@@anthonychihuahua I appreciate it bro thank you!

@Fortitudee

Ай бұрын

@@TheLoreMasterYT this is great news to know thank you! 🙏

@AnakinSkywalker-qe2rk

Ай бұрын

Can u upload on dec 21 this year? that’s my birthday.

Was about to say "Good thing that Scout Trooper isn't a f*cking Fett clone.." EDIT: Damn 100 likes for the first time in 7 years. Thanks everyone out there😊

Aaah. It all makes sense now. That's why Palpatine chose Endor as a base to rebuild the Death Star. The wrinkly old bastard secretly wanted to steal the Ewok's good kush!!! That monster!! Rebuilding the Death Star was, partly, just a cover so Palpatine could steal the Ewok kush!!!

@miguelladinodevera614

14 күн бұрын

After all this time the secret of the infamous Darth Plagueis is and has always been... Ewok kush. The Emperor finally found out but he thought he could take it with own hands only for those pesky Rebels meddling in his plans lol

The clone deserves a name like grove, or something.

@LopThighsLol

Ай бұрын

What about Puffer?

@tgtterrorizor3407

Ай бұрын

Kaz. Inspired by the name Kazuhira, meaning "peace" in Japanese.

@CloneScavengerVulpin8389

Ай бұрын

Those could work too.

@NicholasArrington-po2nc

Ай бұрын

Or maybe Izumi which is Japanese for pure

@CloneScavengerVulpin8389

Ай бұрын

@@NicholasArrington-po2nc nice name choice.

2:12 He said 'finest legions' I am pretty sure, as in plural. He was probably referring to the 501st, because a lot Blizzard Force had been deployed on the planet. Although by this point even the 501st had a lot of non-clones due to the destruction of the Death Star. However, the 501st narrator did note in some cut dialogue that he had underestimated non-clone stormtroopers and that they proved to be extremely effective as well, thus I suppose the 501st was still an extremely powerful unit

I wanna say as someone who’s done grappling, 45 minutes of that would be agony and no wonder why they’d call a truce, those two guys are tough

Reminds of Japanese unit after WWII. They thought they were still at war even though they did not have direct communication with their superiors. Beliving the war was still going on, the soldiers had to be told by a Japanese representative that the war was over.

The Pre Disney Expanded Universe has some interesting stories that we'll never get into, I had to explain to my friend about how the Empire had 25,000 Star Destroyers why they scrapped the Venator after the Clone Wars, and why Star Wars has 2 timelines.

@LopThighsLol

Ай бұрын

How many gray hairs you got now?

@EternalEmperorofZakuul

Ай бұрын

One will be vindicated by time

@Calvin_Coolage

Ай бұрын

​@@EternalEmperorofZakuulPersonally I combine the best parts of both canons. The Old Republic will always be canon to me.

@EternalEmperorofZakuul

Ай бұрын

@@Calvin_Coolage rogue one is the only good thing Disney made

@Calvin_Coolage

Ай бұрын

@@EternalEmperorofZakuul Rogue One is legtimately one of the worst things Disney has made. Thr only reason people like it is because of the Battle of Scarif and Krennic, neither of which make up for how bad the rest of the movie is.

And this is why Legends is so favored by the actual Star Wars fandom😁

That's the dream right there. Survive the War, Let everyone think you're dead, restart your stress-free life in a remote fishing village in some obscure place.

Really nice to see both soldiers finding their own peace and coming together instead of fighting one another after both were abandoned. Plus both got to try some of that Ewok kush. No need to fight when the nature of Endor can help one find peace, and some good kush to enjoy.

Heroes on both sides, one of the main themes of star wars that made it great!

new lore dropped lets gooooo

@juancabardo21

Ай бұрын

70% of my knowledge is just star wars lore

really liked this story it's depressing but enjoyable to see the Scout trooper change

Adding "Smoke Ewok Kush" to my bucket list

Gotta love the small forest people and their amazing kush

Being a hunter that can provide all his needs and protector of the native Ewoks to use his elite skills positively, not a bad retirement for a clone trooper. That sweet kush only sweetens the deal.

"Both men got into a brawl lasting forty-five minutes before getting tired." Shit people who've never been in a fistfight say.

Very interesting Story. I love when people learn to get over their indoctrination. I once knew an old man that was in the Waffen SS. He joined as an 18 year old Boy in 1940 and fought right until the end, killing many people and taking part in many horrible crimes probably. After the war he was in a british prison camp and a year later they kicked him out, and he was alone on the street without money, in a different part of germany were he had no friends and no family. So he lived a long time from foraging and fishing and begging, sometimes helping out on Farmwork for very little money. In these times he became friends with different stray cats, and started feeding them and taking care for them. In the village he was in, he was soon known as "the Cat man" and people donated to him clothes and money and food for him and the cats. Then someone gave him money for a ticket and he went home, taking his 5 cats with him. In the years after that he became a peaceful friendly man and build a cat shelter for stray cats on the property of his dead father, wich he inherited. In the 1980s he housed more than a hundred cats there, paying the vets bill, feeding them and saving many of their lives. In 2007 when i met him, he was already very old but still took care of cats, and also two dogs wich he found somewere. Moral of story is that political indoctrination and militaric drill often overshadow the true personality of a man, and as soon as they come to a different environment without all the propaganda, they might start thinking and reflecting and become themselfes again. Just like that Scout trooper in the video. Even if people did evil things and fought for the wrong side, everyone deserves a second chance in life !

@abotaccount6094

29 күн бұрын

Doesn't really sound like he changed, the waffen ss doesn't teach you to hate animals

@rudivomschauerberg6344

28 күн бұрын

@@abotaccount6094but they also dont teach you to be kind and friendly to everything you find on the street i guess

@thejustlawofshamash

19 күн бұрын

While I do like the moral of this story, if that old man was indeed in the SS from 1940 to 1945, then he got off way too easy. A Wehrmacht soldier could possibly have gone through the war without directly participating in war crimes (albeit rather unlikely if he ever fought in the eastern front), or an SS recruit from the last year of the war might have served an entirely defensive role, that particular soldier definitely killed innocent civilians. That soldier almost certainly participated in the holocaust in a direct way, whether that be rounding up of Jews in occupied territories, or committing on-site executions of Jews or suspected partisans/communists. I'm sure spending a good chunk of his life homeless and having fought an ultimately pointless war that only brought destruction and misery to his homeland was not an easy pill to swallow, but that is far better than whatever his victims got.

@rudivomschauerberg6344

19 күн бұрын

@@thejustlawofshamash that is very true. But even people like that can learn lessons, and they do. It doesnt make his crimes any better but its a nice proof that even such evil can turn to good again

This is still canon. Don't pay attention to what disney says.

They would have made good penpals with that TIE pilot stranded on Yavin IV. Figured the scout trooper was a Jango Fett clone, but I must say, was he a part of the 501st Legion of Battlefront II 2005 fame? Would explain a whole lotta things. Not sure about the Rebel, but the clone will end up lucky provided he stays. Endor will stay unscathed from war for decades to come, and not even the Yuuzhan Vong War scarred it for good reason.

@krispalermo8133

Ай бұрын

You forgot the Dark Horse comics, " Star Wars Tales." along gaining a mention in WotC 3e Star Wars guide to planets. A rebel set up a trading post with its own high plate form landing roof. There was a clan of Ewoks that took to speeder racing and off world bounty hunting exotic game and just merc with the smugglers and new republic. Love the story about the T/E pilot on Yavin. He later flew with the Solo twins against the Vong.

How it feels to be the last survivor in ewok hunt.

I love these old EU stories. So simple and humble.

I am thinking the clone scout trooper is a surviving bitty cadet who got shipped off similar to what happened to Mox, Stak, and Deke. Unlike them, this guy got sent to a training base and curculate into trooper training.

@TheMimiSard

29 күн бұрын

Oh I love the Gorax being brought into the story! The writer remembered the Ewok movies!

Welcome to the Expanded Universe, home of the legendary Luke Skywalker, husband, father, and Grand Master of the New Jedi Order. We also have Zeltrons.

@heebiejeebies4625

Ай бұрын

zeltron's alone are enough. sign me up

@umpxfajmzann

Ай бұрын

cringe nazi pfp, imagine being the real life empire

@ericward8459

Ай бұрын

SOld!

@EternalEmperorofZakuul

Ай бұрын

Miraluka women got me acting strange

@stealthynaxo

Ай бұрын

*Gasp* You got Zeltrons?! Sign me the fuck up!

3:13 That looks like a phonk walk.

The pic of a clone smoking ewok kush on an ATST goes hard as fuck ngl

2:01 he never say he's a clone. He's just saying that he folllow orders like a soldier who came from a tyranic empire.

That Ewok Kush had that clone chilling after going through 2 galactic wars, and it being the only thing he’d known

@Obi-Wan.Kenobi.

27 күн бұрын

Yea man fr i want taste it too

@nogaysallowed95

27 күн бұрын

Meth head

VirginTroopers: Empire rations ChadClone: *IM ON THAT GOOD KUSH AND ALCOHOL 🗣️🔥*

They fought 45 minutes hand to hand and they still have their eyes and fingers lol

Smoking that Destroyed Empire Pack

I guess that’s what really difference between a Rebel and a Clone Trooper, or any other Imperial Fanatic. They do have an actual “SOCIETY” to go back to, and actually know how to enjoy the simple pleasures of life.

Best star wars story. I want me some of that Ewok OG.

ngl living as a nomad hunter on Endor as friends with the ewoks sounds chill asf

You gotta make more of these.. the synthesis of the comic.. the emotions.. the rich universe.. really good stuff here Lore Master.. hoping for more

Always liked this one Rebel gets to go home to a new republic and the clone finds his home and inner peace on Endor Simple and sweet

Clones are always so wholesome

Man, that Ewok kush must be good

“Enemy Mine” vibes. If you never watched it, it’s a PHENOMENAL psychological alien film from the 80s with Dennis Quade.

If that trooper was a clone, even a last batch clone, shouldn’t he be well older than he seems to be due to their advanced aging?

I love storys like this , not all combatants have to be evil

That ewok kush

Btw The Stormtroopers stranded on Endor were either hunted down by Ewoks or escaped with the remaining empire. Thanks to Battlefront 2

This was my favorite Star Wars: Legends comic. Thanks for the flashback to my childhood!

Damn this is just hella sad on both empire and rebellion ends. Yet it’s still nice how they just decide to make a truce since they both get left behind

Clones we're that unusual in the EU, the Empire couldnt keep up with recruitment numbers so started recruiting birth born into the ranks which was seen as diluting the quality of the Storm Troopers, ontop of that as per Battlefront 2, the Kaminion's tried to rebel with a batch of specially made clones so after that thr Empire moved to multipule templates as well as Jango's to prevent 1 type being tampted with or altered, the lead to most every unit in the Empire being a mix of regular humans as well as different clone types with a few execeptions, most famously the 501's 'Vaders Fist' which stayed 100" Fett clones due to Vaders service with them in the clone wars and was thus convinced of their superior abilties. Then Disney got hold of all that intresting lore and replaced it with, er clones got retired after the Clone Wars and replaced with a birth born recruited army cause the clones showed too much independence (the troops manufactured for pupose, genetically designed for loyalty with a stupid chip in their head to ensure it curtsy of Dave were too independent.) Oh and we blew up all the cities of Kaminio cause we heard you guys really liked that bit from Battlefront 2 and had to be sure to erase it.

I really love small stories like these, they feel like they have a soul inside of them, unlike those sequel movies, no heart or soul in those

It's been so long since I've been able to see your videos, and thank goodness I got to see a new one. I love your channel, especially your legends content, thank you for everything you do.

Good story. He doesn’t turn full rebel, but he finally gets to choose his own life after nothing but orders.

It's a good thing they came cross that Imperial II-Class star destroyer, especially for the clone if the reactor was still intact, being able to keep his AT-ST charged as he lived off the lands of Endor.

*If only Disney could be this creative*

I am glad you still are occasionally making Star Wars legends videos. Keep up the great work Lore Master!

I absolutely LOVED this Dark Horse comic. Such a banger from Republic Commandos, to a mystery Jedi story, then this absolute banger if a closer. It was so good.

I remember this comic fondly, buying it brand new when it fist came out. I treasure all of my Tales collections. Legends is the true SW, I don't care what anyone says.

I love videos like this that go over stories from the comics!

Thanks for the video.

I love your channel man, thanks for showing us these stories, also that ewok kush gotta be hitting differently lmfao

Ewoks ate all the storm troopers they defeated. They mostly used blunt weapons meaning the majority of the losses were unconscious. Imagine waking up and seeing your homie on a rotisserie 😂😂😂😂

Yee that fire ewok Kush boi!

All about that Ewok Kush ;)

I had this comic years ago, super pleased to see a video about it. I also had a clone wars one about a team of troopers(maybe commandos) whos ship crashed on a planet and they were being pursued by droids, i cannot remember much more but would love to read it again.

I was watching one of your vids when this dropped!🎉

Thanks for more videos on the True Canon.

He might not have been a Fett clone specifically. In Legends, the Empire cloned different templates along with recruiting born humans.

@yumallah

28 күн бұрын

Look at him. Does he NOT look like a Fett clone?

That was awesome! I love the emotion story arc of the clone! We definitely need more imperial and rebel working together story!

The moral of the story: War is meaningless, go smoke some dank Ewok kush instead.

Im loving the design of the trade ship at the end, what is it?

Wholesome story, crazy to see that the clones were still around 20 years after the Clone Wars

Yoooo this was my favorite Star Wars comic when I was younger!

loved this comic since i was a kid

Not getting a show that explores unique situations like this in Star Wars is a criminally wasteful.

The facial expressions in the art are really good!

Right off the bat, two ewoks and fireworks.