If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device : Episode 28 - Custodian Hustle | REACTION!!

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  • @ReactAndyhate
    @ReactAndyhate2 жыл бұрын

    "Why is he so big?" "Why do some use excessive amounts of narcotics?" Because they want to get high... goddammit I just got it

  • @Oliver_JW

    @Oliver_JW

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not only is Rogal Dorn capable of the laughter, he's capable of the jokes.

  • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269

    @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269

    2 жыл бұрын

    Careful how you say that name

  • @alejandrorivas4585

    @alejandrorivas4585

    2 жыл бұрын

    You just made me realize it was a joke, I always thought iwas just "because they can"

  • @ammarsalim1185

    @ammarsalim1185

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Oliver_JW how

  • @Kodaemon
    @Kodaemon2 жыл бұрын

    The musical bit is one of the most absolutely glorious things ever.

  • @jtfbreedlove

    @jtfbreedlove

    2 жыл бұрын

    You think mars is a sober place when in actuality every conversation is a rave.

  • @Lord_Numpty

    @Lord_Numpty

    2 жыл бұрын

    Especially Hammurabi's section.

  • @Northbravo
    @Northbravo2 жыл бұрын

    Notice when Dorn mentions Guilliman during story time in rains for a second...it only ever rains when the emperor is sad about something.

  • @Julian-vl7vn

    @Julian-vl7vn

    2 жыл бұрын

    He is sad cause his life supports still hasn't been cut xD

  • @Myuutsuu85

    @Myuutsuu85

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh damn. I never noticed. Thanks for putting my attention onto that detail.

  • @sovietcurry8863

    @sovietcurry8863

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or the time when a techpriest offer him something

  • @kcalbnoil4585

    @kcalbnoil4585

    2 жыл бұрын

    When was this?

  • @MrKOLCOO
    @MrKOLCOO2 жыл бұрын

    Asmodai! INTERROGATE?! Our assumptions are confirmed! WHAT?! He has suspicious book! BOOK! He's in cahoots with the Fallen! FALLEN! Make him REPENT! REPENT!

  • @sergio9669
    @sergio96692 жыл бұрын

    Cypher is literally using the dark angels as attack dogs

  • @TheArkTheArkTheArk
    @TheArkTheArkTheArk2 жыл бұрын

    “I want to be like him when I get fucking murdered!” Is still one of the best lines from the series.

  • @AROBASPARK
    @AROBASPARK2 жыл бұрын

    Sad fact: CCRockchic who provided the female voice for Cawl passed away in the intervening time, so when Cawl returned in Ep.30 pt.2 the va was not replace.

  • @undertakernumberone1
    @undertakernumberone12 жыл бұрын

    I love that line: "HOW DARE YOU, YOU COLOSSAL MECHANICAL NERD?! HE DOES NOT NEED PROVE, HE'S THE EMPEROR'S WORD!" Considering the amount of crap Kitten goes through. btw. the binari at 20:05 doesn't translate to "Fine". It means something like "I'll have you murdered!"

  • @hallowedbeyourdays
    @hallowedbeyourdays2 жыл бұрын

    I'll tell you - pay attention to the guidance-servitor. They can only make a select amount of replies and noises, right? Consider that a servitor might be wishing that the Custodes do not die, even as it's controlled by the Mechanicus Lord. And should it know what lies ahead, "Make a U-Turn. Make a U-Turn." starts to sound a lot like "Turn back! Please, turn back!"

  • @koraegi

    @koraegi

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought it was just a joke My god that's sad

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog

    @TF2CrunchyFrog

    Жыл бұрын

    @@koraegi Especially because in the follow-up in Episode 30 part 2, GPs-Servitor announces its own imminent death and the Custodes' fate (as intended by the Mechanicus and Cawl at least) just seconds before the Grav-carrier is ambushed and shot out of the sky. "Arriving at destination: Die"

  • @Wladeex123
    @Wladeex1232 жыл бұрын

    We're reaching the end of a great journey. It's been fun. Hope it will return and be as fun.

  • @trollex1000

    @trollex1000

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dont remind me man. Im still living in denial snif. Fuck GW

  • @alejandrorivas4585

    @alejandrorivas4585

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@trollex1000 i haven't watched the last two eps. I can't bring myself to

  • @jacthing1

    @jacthing1

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@alejandrorivas4585 same

  • @dr4g0nsden
    @dr4g0nsden2 жыл бұрын

    Always wondered; has anyone else noticed when the Custodies are walking through the desert while everyone is talking in the throne room, Kitten is reciting the 40k Dawn of War tutorial. Starts at about 8:53 if you turn it up you can hear it. The Man Emperor Protects

  • @alejandrorivas4585

    @alejandrorivas4585

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its a running gag. When corvus corax awakens they also recite the tutorial

  • @Kodaemon
    @Kodaemon2 жыл бұрын

    14:07. Farbricator General of Mars is the highest rank in the Adeptus Mechanicus. In canon, Cawl wants that post, but Guilliman is having none of it.

  • @Ddarth_sidious

    @Ddarth_sidious

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not Cawl, mini Cawl - the AI of it - to be exact.

  • @Milk192

    @Milk192

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes, but that would erupt another civil war and the Imperium could not afford losing the gigantic factorums... A very delicate predicament

  • @hunterwaguespack3963

    @hunterwaguespack3963

    2 жыл бұрын

    That was cawls reason for not taking it,In the book I read he said he could probably take the spot as fabricator general if he wanted to but it would result in unnecessary fighting while his only concern is the advancement of the imperium

  • @blam320

    @blam320

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hunterwaguespack3963 Plus Cawl said FabGen is a political post, whereas Cawl wants to be in his workshop and out in the galaxy, not doing backroom wheeling and dealing.

  • @Tirreger

    @Tirreger

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is it not so that many of the Mechanicus hate Cawl for him being into inventing and developing? And that is why he can't have the position?

  • @Aaron-io8vw
    @Aaron-io8vw2 жыл бұрын

    Rogal having a security blanket from the Heresy novels, Rogal kept his Adopted grandpa from Iniwits cloak and sleepa with it on his bed. During the Siege, Sanguinius, The Khan and Malcador order him to take a break and get some rest. He has trouble sleeping and wanders the Palace in tunic with his blanket over his shoulders. He finds Interator Sindermann aboit to jump for the walls but stops him

  • @thecommentguy9380
    @thecommentguy93802 жыл бұрын

    It's likely that Cypher knew the Fabricator General was corrupt but the Angels wouldn't dare kill him due to their Mechanicus privileges were put on the line so he just motivated them by tossing the Dark Angels secret at the Fabricator General

  • @buddyburroughs6072
    @buddyburroughs60722 жыл бұрын

    It's my personal headcanon that when Magnus destroyed the tomb of the parallel he accidentally caused the End Times in Fantasy and kick started Age of Sigmar.

  • @THExRISER

    @THExRISER

    2 жыл бұрын

    tomb of the parallel?

  • @brok56
    @brok56 Жыл бұрын

    25:00 The emperor cried a little during karstodes confession. It seems that his heart has not completely rotten away yet.

  • @Kodaemon
    @Kodaemon2 жыл бұрын

    20:04 I'm not gonna spoil it, but check a binary to text translator to see what the Fabricator General *actually* said here.

  • @BigBex

    @BigBex

    2 жыл бұрын

    Please tell me, i cant do it

  • @gabrielchavanon4981

    @gabrielchavanon4981

    2 жыл бұрын

    I want to be spoiled tho... 👉👈

  • @ReactAndyhate

    @ReactAndyhate

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BigBex Going off of memory here, but it's a misspelling that goes "Never I will have you assassinated"

  • @SixshotRevan
    @SixshotRevan2 жыл бұрын

    I have been excitedly waiting for you to reach this episode for months. This was the 1st episode of TTS I ever stumbled across and it turned me into an instant fan. Even without any knowledge of the previous episodes I still loved it, and it only got better when I watched the rest of the series.

  • @sipofsunkist9016
    @sipofsunkist90162 жыл бұрын

    "PUSH EM DADDY, PUSH ME ON THE SWIIIIING" gets me EVERY time

  • @coitusergosum2447
    @coitusergosum24472 жыл бұрын

    I remember hearing about Cipher in the Borealum Audio story on DVD, where he helps a group of Guardsmen against Cultists, in exchange for their silence

  • @hunter5822
    @hunter58222 жыл бұрын

    14:25 I believe a fabricator general is in charge of a forge world, but the Martian fabricator general being THE fabricator general of holy Mars then he’s pretty much the top dog of the mechanicus in spirituality, while also being a high lord of terra.

  • @alejandrorivas4585

    @alejandrorivas4585

    2 жыл бұрын

    Generally the example given is the Imperium is like the western catholic church with a single figurehead pope with a synod of archbishops below him (ecchlisiarch and bishops), and the mechanicus is like the Eastern Orthodox church with many patriarchs, but has a de facto most i fluential chair in Constantinople (see mars)

  • @prometheanrebel3838

    @prometheanrebel3838

    2 жыл бұрын

    Unless I'm mistaken, is Arch Magos Cawl not *THE* Fabricator-General?

  • @viyhexe131
    @viyhexe1312 жыл бұрын

    The amount of times you preempt jokes makes me think you've gotten on the same wavelength as the writers

  • @takthechroniker456
    @takthechroniker4562 жыл бұрын

    Just as I predicted under last episode : you recanted your statement. I will apply as a Farseer now.

  • @matthewmac5787
    @matthewmac57872 жыл бұрын

    I'd suggest doing the next 2-3 voxcasts before the next episode, the voxhailer (I think that's how you say it?) Boy has a part in it. Edit: sorry if this comment is misspelled or the comment is too demanding I have not slept in a while)

  • @MarkoDash
    @MarkoDash2 жыл бұрын

    i never nocticed before, but at 24:00 that's one of Emps psi-fists bonking Santodes

  • @mikemarcotte5962

    @mikemarcotte5962

    2 жыл бұрын

    Owww

  • @SoCHobbit
    @SoCHobbit2 жыл бұрын

    I recommend you check out The Mistakes of the Emperor series, from the channel Old Man Reacts. Goes over each primarch and how the emperor failed them.

  • @RaderGH
    @RaderGH2 жыл бұрын

    This is my favourate episode of all of TTS! I know the words to the song, sang along.

  • @eliminatedzergling1685
    @eliminatedzergling16852 жыл бұрын

    ah that musical bit is great, i will rewind that bit to watch it again

  • @ricardoalonso8376
    @ricardoalonso83762 жыл бұрын

    Simple Cypher is Alphareus.

  • @autobotskyflame6287

    @autobotskyflame6287

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or is he Omegon?

  • @Demigodish4o3
    @Demigodish4o32 жыл бұрын

    I'm sad we're coming close to the final few episodes. This has been such a journey

  • @kurtsurban2081
    @kurtsurban20812 жыл бұрын

    "Everyone's getting character arc's" Me: Wait for it

  • @smellslikeburny
    @smellslikeburny2 жыл бұрын

    the fabricator general is the very tippytop of the mechanicus pyramid of hierarchy :) another comment on another video pointed out, "It says something that this series started with Big E complaining about the Imperium's current state and then we had a Techno Rock Space Opera." and i love every moment of it.

  • @jonathanhamilton6190
    @jonathanhamilton61902 жыл бұрын

    Look up the binary translation at the end

  • @Dalipsingh111111
    @Dalipsingh1111112 жыл бұрын

    There were a lot of ones and zeros when the Fabricator General said "Fine" at the end. Perhaps he meant to say something different?

  • @jameswilliams7873

    @jameswilliams7873

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, he says something along tge kibe of. " I will have you assassinated."

  • @THExRISER

    @THExRISER

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes, something along the lines of "I will have you assassinated".

  • @thedarkadmiral3627
    @thedarkadmiral36272 жыл бұрын

    “I want to be like him when I get fucking murdered” I’m ROLLING HAHAHAH

  • @Borisimo90
    @Borisimo902 жыл бұрын

    Asmodai!!!!

  • @yahaaa1343

    @yahaaa1343

    2 жыл бұрын

    Interrogate ?

  • @StumpyDaPaladin

    @StumpyDaPaladin

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yahaaa1343 Make them *Repent*

  • @reaver11122
    @reaver11122 Жыл бұрын

    Dorn reading along with some of the books' lines is really cute

  • @tybaltmarr2158
    @tybaltmarr2158 Жыл бұрын

    The fidget spinner got me 😂😂

  • @nicholashandy5964
    @nicholashandy59642 жыл бұрын

    Looking classy today my dude

  • @wanttogetfood
    @wanttogetfood2 жыл бұрын

    Bonk that echoes trough eternity :p

  • @KarX211
    @KarX211Ай бұрын

    You could collab with Smii7y with your shared ability to predict things to a T

  • @robertmarktaylor4654
    @robertmarktaylor46542 жыл бұрын

    Finally your at this episode XD

  • @hunter5822
    @hunter58222 жыл бұрын

    22:34 holy fuck, that’s the first time I heard him mention Constantine valdor!!!!!

  • @Wargulf2838
    @Wargulf2838 Жыл бұрын

    am i the only one to notice that Cawl's voices are a reference to fallout 1's Master. but if the Master actually was able to tell his voices apart while holding an aggressive hatred to his woman's voice?

  • @RetardedLionClub
    @RetardedLionClub2 жыл бұрын

    Hey! I haven't checked if these have been suggested before, but I'd like you to check Stringstorms warhammer music. He made the intro music to TTS and has full songs that are very lore heavy and interesting. My personal favourited are Atrocity (about Istvan III), Rylalanor's Last Stand (rock opera about a loyal Emperor's Children dreadnaught), HMKIDS - Death of Horus (cover, subject obvious) and Pretty Marines Song (interesting take on a meme chapter). Hope you have time/interest to check some of these out or his other songs, love your videos!

  • @Anxo735

    @Anxo735

    2 жыл бұрын

    Rylanor's last stand was SOOOO good. I have that set on a playlist. :)

  • @coreywyly3108
    @coreywyly31082 жыл бұрын

    yes this is what i came to see

  • @kanenightroad4205
    @kanenightroad42052 жыл бұрын

    after this...the BEHEMOTH is next

  • @brunolins3859
    @brunolins38592 жыл бұрын

    YES!PROTEAN POLITICS!

  • @solarchos8821
    @solarchos88212 жыл бұрын

    REPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT~!!!!!

  • @brothercaptainaurelian1386
    @brothercaptainaurelian13862 жыл бұрын

    Pls do the other Voxcasts Next, as Boy will be part of the next Episode and he developes in the Voxcasts and his own speciall.

  • @Waristheonlyanswer
    @Waristheonlyanswer2 жыл бұрын

    You should check out StringStorms warhammer songs they are awesome :D

  • @brothercaptainaurelian1386
    @brothercaptainaurelian13862 жыл бұрын

    I shall fortify this Comment Section

  • @deptusmechanikus7362
    @deptusmechanikus73622 жыл бұрын

    _REPEEEEEEEEEEENT!!!_

  • @hunter5822
    @hunter58222 жыл бұрын

    You have missed a couple of their podcasts

  • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
    @reclusiarchgrimaldus12692 жыл бұрын

    21:18 Careful how you say that name

  • @LCliffhanger
    @LCliffhanger2 жыл бұрын

    actually worst dad ever has to go too Angron, which before any Angron fans chime in, no that's not the Emperors fault. also, the Emperor isn't a bad father, hes just absent, and that's entirely their mothers fault and the sons flaws are entirely down to Chaos and their respective home worlds. I also hate how Alpha blueballed the Dark Angel's character development by instantly backtracking on such brilliant development

  • @tdab3883

    @tdab3883

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean, he force angron to see how all of his friends and family from nuceria get slaughter in front of his eyes and when he reclaims that, big e just say "i have more important things to do than save an horde of slaves"

  • @LCliffhanger

    @LCliffhanger

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tdab3883 he doesnt make Angron watch, he just teleports him straight onto a World Eater ship, Angron doesnt see them die, the next time he even see's where they had their last stand is during the Heresy.

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